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How long has it been since you last had a real gf?

>> No.48675384

>>48675347
Uh, 4 minutes ago?
>Dating my V-sibling.

>> No.48675511

>>48675347
Does a wife count? If so, presently.

>> No.48675629

>>48675347
18 years 137 days

>> No.48675976

>>48675511
Depends how 3D she is

>> No.48676077

>>48675347
2004. That was also my first girlfriend if you don't count girls that let me dry-hump them in kindergarten.

>> No.48676087

>>48675347
3 years and I regret it, my last gf was a mistake

>> No.48676125

>>48676077
I was also a kindergartener at that time if it wasn't clear.

>> No.48676145

>>48675347
8 years ago back when i was in high school

>> No.48676200

>>48675347
13 years. We even lived together.
I'm dying alone. Not falling for the gf meme again.

>> No.48676211

>>48676125
Sure, anon. sure

>> No.48676236

>>48675347
bold of you to assume I've ever had one at all, OP

>> No.48676312
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48676312

>>48676125
Good save

>> No.48676444
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48676444

17 years

>> No.48676445

>>48675347
∞ years

>> No.48676486

>>48675347
Only ever had one, but 5 years ago.

>> No.48676622

>>48675976
Entirely

>> No.48676746
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48676746

>there are unvirgins on /vt/
Get out of my hobby right this instant, normies.

>> No.48676765
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>>48675347
Since generation five debuted and I've never looked back. When these girls are giggling and having fun my world good. Being a parasocial retard is much better than betting that some tramp won't betray me.

>> No.48676838

Never had one
Now piss off normalfag

>> No.48676864
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>>48676765
Coward

>> No.48676879

My entire life.

>> No.48677036

>>48675347
She wasn’t really my GF but I was the male equivalent of a side chick. She was cheating on her boyfriend with me. I loved her so much but she tossed me aside when she didn’t need me anymore. She told me she loved me but she just loved the attention. That was 2 years ago

>> No.48677138

>>48676746
I had a girlfriend but I am a virgin. She said she was saving herself for marriage. I BELIEVED HER AND DIDNT TRY TO FUCK HER GOD IM SO DUMB.

>> No.48677158

>>48675347
In what way is this related to vtubers? Fucking lazy jannies

>> No.48677274

>>48677138
It's okay, retardchama. We've all been spurned by whores.

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48677470

I'm asexual aromantic, I don't even play the game

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>>48677158
You know very well how it's related anon

>> No.48677482

>>48675347
Aside from some quick flings and online-only relationships, it's been ten years. I got close to tying the knot with her and in retrospect I'm glad I didn't, but it was still a good time while it lasted. I wouldn't get back together with her but I still wish her the best and hope she's happy wherever she is.

>> No.48677609

>>48675347
About 4 years, ended very poorly
>living at some private IT school far from home
>meet a girl far from home too
>8 years older than me
>everything is great
>start making plans with her
>get my degree
>find a job and apartment near the school since she still has 6 months or so left
>Christmas vacation, school closed for 2 weeks
>she goes to spend Christmas with her family
>wait for her at the school the day it reopen
>see her from afar get out of a car with some dude
>they kiss
>wait for her to leave
>speak to the dude on the parking lot
>she was fucking married the whole time
>told that dude how much of a whore she is
>left my job
>left my apartment
>went back home
To this day i'm not sure who had it worse.

>> No.48677706

>>48675347
37 years

>> No.48677756
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48677756

Get the fuck out normalfags. I'm 38 and never held hands with a woman. This board is fucking reddit lite.

>> No.48677773

>>48677470
Fucking winner

>> No.48677826

4 years. I'm never dating again. It's hard when they die on you.

>> No.48677833

>>48677756
Two more years and you become a sorcerer, why would you risk that for some tramp?

>> No.48678021

32 years 4 days

>> No.48678180

>>48678021
Happy belated birthday.

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