/tsunX/ - Tsunderia Extended

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about auntie Edition

>Teamup Schedule
https://teamup.com/kshzigpgucqeujnyxf
>Divegrass team
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//tsunX/

▼Former Tsunderia Members
>Inukai Purin - Mesugaki dog
https://www.youtube.com/@inukaipuwin
https://www.twitch.tv/inukaipurin
>Hoshino Char - Gunpla extraordinaire
https://www.twitch.tv/hoshinochar
>Kamiko Kana - Stinky NEET fox
https://www.youtube.com/@kamikokana
>Ember Amane (Formerly Yazaki Kallin) - Tentative tiger
https://www.twitch.tv/emberworld
>Matsuro Meru - Sweetest person alive, recovering menhera
https://www.youtube.com/c/Meruru
https://www.twitch.tv/meruru
>Nini Yuuna - The embodiment of chaos, breadcrumb-sized braincell
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna
>Miori Celesta - Freaky deaky beertuber and your new girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/c/MioriCelesta
>Orla Gan Ceann † - Half-toxic, half-wholesome dullahan shut-in
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann
>Amemachi Hanabi - The golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town
https://www.youtube.com/@amemachihanabi
>Tetsuya Kazune - Insomniac head popper and music dork
https://www.youtube.com/@tetsuyakazune
https://www.twitch.tv/tetsuyakazune
>Chikafuji Lisa - The giggling and screaming little sheep sister experience, music nerd
https://www.youtube.com/@chikafujilisa
https://www.twitch.tv/chikafujilisa
>Uzuki Tomoya - Punished bnuuy; a brotuber denied his bants, now focusing on music and podcasting
https://www.youtube.com/@uzukitomoya
>Tsurugi Nen - Scuffed dream eater and dick confuser
https://www.youtube.com/@tsuruginen
>Amiya Aranha - Itsy bitsy spider mommy and certified retro hag
https://www.youtube.com/@amiyaaranha
>Umiushi Urara † - Garbage bin waifu, bane of Tsunderia and savior of /tsunX/
https://twitter.com/umiushiurara
>Yomi Cham - World's cutest singing wolpertinger
https://www.youtube.com/@yomicham
>Haewon the Heartstring - Frenemy of the thread and wannabe cumdumpster
https://www.twitch.tv/haewontheheartstring
>Maria Paradisia - Spicy Latina priestess on a mission to cleanse the world of sin
https://www.twitch.tv/mariaparadisia
>Juri Shima - Tall, handsome, and rich chad king of Shima Kingdom
https://www.youtube.com/@JuriShima

>/tsunX/ Friends
Prism Project >>>/vt//ppg+/
Phase Connect >>>/vt//pcg/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Shabel Tonya & Korean Vtubers >>>/vt//vnug/
AkioAIR, MYSPACE, and other small corpos >>>/vt//corpo/
Idol >>>/vt//jidf/
Hakos Baelz >>>/vt//rrat/
Onolumi & Retro Vtubers >>>/vt//vrt/
Moon Jelly - https://twitter.com/moonjelly0
Una - https://twitter.com/unamedch
Tsukimi B. Dohrnii - https://twitter.com/TsukimiBDohrnii
Virgil & KoMETA - https://twitter.com/Virgil_KoMETA
Shimada Tiger & Duskward - https://twitter.com/ShimadaTiger

Previous Thread: >>48539521

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Meru love.

[Meru Love No.]

Meru Love!

[Anonymous No.]

only 82 days until Ami confesses her love for ME

[Anonymous No.]

only 51 days until Ami let us touch her belly again

[Anonymous No.]

Hoping this bad time for Lisa passes and she can get back to being a positive music loving peggle malding sheep

[Anonymous No.]

Meru Lust!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48669586
I want Meru to call me daddy the way some buckos would call ami mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

Nen, the radio silence...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48670226
Probably still working on 2.0 debut stuff

[Anonymous No.]

Squeezable and milkable

[Anonymous No.]

Grooming wet wool, endlessly

[Anonymous No.]

why does Ami just rp as a cat on twitter why do I reply every time without thinking like I'm play scratching her and then feel the cringe wash over me afterwards I am a grown ass man rp with a vtuber on the shit blue bird site if I saw anyone else do this before I'd call them a faggots and move on what has Ami done to me

[Anonymous No.]

Lisa...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48668843
>>48668879
>>48669586
MERU LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48670226
When will Nen’s suffering end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48672023

[Anonymous No.]

Ego Sisyphus Cum Sequens Amor

1 i will make this anecdote brief,
2 this is a poem expressing my grief…
3 without the violet spider i am lonely
4 i’m in dire need for her to console me;
5 if thou wert mine, i would be in heaven!
6 i would be ecstatic, i would be hearten,
7 My efforts for your love is relentless
8 Alas, they are rendered lusterless

9 i wish i could kill myself and reincarnate having the chance of you being my wife,
10 It’s unfortunate seeing the amount of buckos who seek you is rife.
11 in this wave of buckos — i am desolate
12 i must halt my efforts since they are inadequate.

13 is there any chance of romantical reciprocity?
14 no, as it is a fond impossibility…


- Anonymous Bucko.

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about my spider mom's warm moist spinneret

[Anonymous No.]

>>48672023
Luckily im normally asleep before she starts really revving up the tweet engine so I dont feel the need to reply too often but it does feel a little bittersweet to wake up to the aftermath

[Anonymous No.]

>>48673932
I didn't expect her to pull out the "pain in my spinneret" line today. That really gives some implications.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48673024
When will all of this suffering end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48673024
there is only one thing that ends all suffering...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48674176
An Ami stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48674176
My peenus weenus, of course :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>48674176
When Lisa walks up to you, holds up her arms, and says "uppies!"?

[Anonymous No.]

I want to have sex with tonya while yuuna watches as her womb screams at her to get impregnated too

[Anonymous No.]

>>48674294
more suffering happens once the stream ends
>>48674399
Does your penis have an elbow skin piece? draw me a diagram explaining this.
>>48674426
even the strongest of sheeple must eventually put her back to earth, leading to more despair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48674545
>even the strongest of sheeple must eventually put her back to earth, leading to more despair.

[Anonymous No.]

eien's turn today. beware of refugees looking for a new home

[Anonymous No.]

>>48675321
They're not stupid enough to look for coomer gfe here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48675321
Wasn't the riifu thing a couple weeks ago? Or is there something new

[Anonymous No.]

>>48675504
yeah, something new another bf yab

[Anonymous No.]

>>48675430
dyrbi
>>48675504
different chuuba, but also very GFE/coomer like riifu, got caught with a bf. /eien/ might actually be done for. hope skye lands on her feet.

[Anonymous No.]

Purin full nelson at her computer desk so she can attempt to play deep rock galactic while I get her pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

You lifting for Lisa today sheeple? I know I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>48675730
>got caught with a bf
jesas christ they really expected any different? they really are room temperature IQ over there huh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48676927
not sure what you mean by that anon. if it came out that Ami or Lisa had a BF this thread would be absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677086
I mean they were known as the coomer company and they were all there to coom, they should expect the talents to be getting regular sex irl. Obviously it's different for girls like ours that aren't doing that kind of stream content.

[Anonymous No.]

As a wise man once said, they all have boyfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677253
Yeah, me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48676697
Just got done working out, feels buff man
No more Sheepy streams this week just means more working out
I will also work out my big bloodthirsty organ later to keep my mind clear
She'll get through this to find a buffier kinder better version of me to wrestle with

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677086
ami is literally lisa's paid sex instructor and has autistic discord sex with lumi all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677211
>chubba is sexual therefore she has a sex life
>chubba is not sexual therefore she does not have a sex life
i earnestly do not understand what you mean. Even if it was as i have tried to describe there the thread/board would be hell for tsun fans if they where found to have a serious BF yab.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677301
>paid
how much does she charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677460
pay-what-you-want. seethe, slugbitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48670065
I miss Anon's boyfriend in 8k.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677612
dat's a big hanabi

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677822
it represents my longing

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get the "she has a BF, dropped" mentality at all, is from the shit tier idol culture Hololive tried to create?
I don't care if my actors have partners
I don't know if my podcasters have relationships
I have zero interest in dating a streamer, podcaster, actor etc.
Why do you care who your entertainers do or do not fuck?
It's not just the lying about having a relationship is it?

[Anonymous No.]

ogey

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48678066
you know reading the eien threads i thought it was funny how they kept treating kiwifarms the same way everywhere else treats vt. you don't really fit in here with that kind of thinking newfag/normie/buzzword 3/etc, but that's probably a good thing. for whatever it's worth, what you're saying is obvious to people who don't derive a sense of smug superiority from their awfulness.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48678309
>bleeeeehhhhhhh
God she's so cute, and we're getting her regular outfit with tongue too

[Anonymous No.]

why did ami draw me getting fucked by a chicken

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678803
You're not a bucko, you're a sicko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678803
I thought the same thing..

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678803
what

[Anonymous No.]

>even the ads i get are about the sheep
how is her embrace so all encompassing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678803
Nice cock, bucko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678803
because you are getting the cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>48679499
All yours for just a buck, cucko

[Anonymous No.]

There's a sneed joke in here somewhere, I'm sure of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48679400
Tsundream can get us when we're at our most vulnerable, in our dreams...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48679540
> Purple
> Good at art
> Calm/chill streams
> Multi limbed
> Must assert they are human/spider, not octopus/crab
> Fans are prison gay
> Sex design
>leaf

[Anonymous No.]

kana btw
https://www.twitch.tv/kana

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680155

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680155
> Sex design
so true

[Anonymous No.]

I feel bad for cheating on Lisa with other sheeptubers again but she's given me an insatiable appetite for sheep girls

[Anonymous No.]

You two know you're going to get yourselves killed if you keep trying to grasslight us into thinking ami is or should be stick-shaped, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680233
a full bucko, one prime to eat, is a tako

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzZoRc1ec4I
The influence of Tsunderia reaches far and wide

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680785
>Why is it so intense?
Peggle claims yet another clueless victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680785
didn't she graduate many months before lisa even debuted? not that i mind her being posted here but is there any indication she's been in contact with anyone from tsun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680676
Ami is comfortable with her softness but that doesn't mean she likes talking about it. I hope she eats with us friday on her chot day though I do like when she does that

[Anonymous No.]

Wait... Girlfriend is considering not going on hiatus?
https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1653954466457227264

[Anonymous No.]

All this talk of chubby ami has me missing the edit of the OL with the ponch. can some anon please spare me the dive in the archive and post it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48681720
As she has said before several times, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48681720
shes going back to school thats a fact if its summer or winter is the question

[Anonymous No.]

>>48681761

[Anonymous No.]

>>48682090
Bless you and all of your lineage anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680961
Idk, I just thought it was a funny coincidence. I kinda hope she has, though, because I'm pro-unity like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680961
>>48682984
Lisa did say she was working on a commission for a big vtuber a while back

[Anonymous No.]

late bread
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

[Anonymous No.]

Mio...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48682984
We'll know once she plays Zuma.

[Anonymous No.]

jelly is still the most breedable tsunx

[Anonymous No.]

>>48685294
I want to buy her frilly dresses and bring her drinks while she works on music all day.

[Anonymous No.]

Mio tweets are getting really aggressive....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48685896
She should be relaxed with a full belly, she doesn't deserve this much stress

[Anonymous No.]

FUCK you dumb bread bitch I HATE you stupid asshole

[Anonymous No.]

I'll FUCK you dumb bread bitch I WANT your asshole

[Anonymous No.]

I heard Lisa's mom has cancer? Is that true?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48688983
You’re not dying, mom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48688983
You're getting your suffering vtubers mixed up. Woozie is the one with a family member who has cancer. Lisa has had two recent close family friends pass away, though the cause wasn't stated, just some vague medical issue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48680644
Sheeple are whores...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48689951
Hey, just like their oshi!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/inukaipurin/status/1653986530371993605
blessed be this dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>48688983
no, mamafuji is fine as far as i'm aware

>>48689190
it was cancer for the family friend
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1635840283626840064

[Anonymous No.]

Surprise girlfriend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2BeM5zDMQU

[Anonymous No.]

>>48693001
>she's gonna stream Star Rail
Another one lost to the Chinese gacha mines...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678066
For me personally, it's because I'm lonely and want a relationship, but don't know how to get one, so GFE style VTubers are the only thing that fills that hole in my life at the moment.
That's why it would crush me to know that my oshi had a BF. But I don't care about the relationship status of my actors or podcasters, because I'm not using them as a relationship substitute. Just VTubers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48694631
how much money have you spent on vtubers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48690931
New schizo just released

[Anonymous No.]

>>48694631
Thank you for the genuine answer
That makes a lot of sense

[Anonymous No.]

Okay but imagine tracing Lisa's collarbone with your finger while her face gets bright red and she tries not to squirm

[Anonymous No.]

>>48696173
Do not the bait
We have cats for those emergencies

[Anonymous No.]

>>48696223
i got you collarbone anon
now dumping lucid dream to text file
expect the edited green text later

[Anonymous No.]

>>48672023
are you me?

[Anonymous No.]

>we have a baby
Miori yab.

[Anonymous No.]

Miori getting angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48668795
How many tsundere in this tsunderia?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48698151
You are a little late to the party
The company went under and took all the tsun down with it

[Anonymous No.]

Beerpals can't read...

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning I love this spider and also mio is very cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Mio is streaming
>First thing I hear is her giggling
Good start to the day

[Anonymous No.]

I LOVE MY DUMB KLUTZY GIRLFRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>This is free labor
>I'm not even doing this for monetary gain
M
M
S
W

[Anonymous No.]

Terrible News
https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1654076106222485504?s=20
Jelly is officially homeless

[Anonymous No.]

>even the beerpals who don't come anymore
Miori parasocial for people who no longer watch her streams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699799
It's ok, she can move in with me once I get her that green card Seriously though, that's rough. Hope she finds a new place quickly so that she doesn't have to move back in with her abusive parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699799
Make the suffering stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699799
>isreal
What the fuck man.

[Anonymous No.]

>I should eat
>I should also get more beer
>No, I shouldn't...
Will Mio succumb to temptation?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699923
she better not if she doesn't want to fuck up the meeting with her college guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699799
>>48699656
STOP TEMPTING FATE WITH THE SLUGPOSTING

[Anonymous No.]

>>48700253
STOP BLAMING HER FOR BAD THINGS HAPPENING IT'S NOT HER FAULT

[Anonymous No.]

>>48700253
You have no say in the matter. Watch this

[Anonymous No.]

>Miori dreams of intimacy
I need to save her

[Anonymous No.]

Random strangers being intimate with her in her dreams? All me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699799
https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1654081802645159936
It gets worse.

[Anonymous No.]

Holding Mio's cute hands
Taking Mio by the hips and pulling her in close
Gently kissing Mio's neck

[Anonymous No.]

These strangers having sex with her in her dreams? ME, ALL ME

[Anonymous No.]

>>48700476
It's ok, jellies can grow parts back

[Anonymous No.]

POV: You are life itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>48689149
Man fuck you for reminding me of that film and associated ytp.

[Anonymous No.]

Mio is doing a lot of angry Korean shouting today and it's kinda hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48693001
fuuuuuuuuck I missed the whole thing
anything cute worth watching the vod for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48701246
I only caught the last two hours or so but she was extra cute today

[Anonymous No.]

>>48701332
fuck, I should've stayed up the whole night, why did I go to bed early???

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Thinking of Ami
I just can't get this spidergirl out of my head and that's wonderful

[Anonymous No.]

my ass is hurting, anyone wake up the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48701824
Ami wearing a hoodie and only a hoodie..

[Anonymous No.]

>>48700476
It's so over
https://twitter.com/moonjelly0/status/1654086479541587969

[Anonymous No.]

>>48699799
>>48700476
>>48701904
Today we must hug Jelly instead of punching her and throwing her out the window

[Anonymous No.]

>>48701856
The first thing she's gonna do with her own hoodie is wear it naked and cuddle up all inside it until she's wrapped up completely

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678066
Your inability to understand is just an issue of impaired empathy. I'm glad to try to talk about it if you asked any of this in good faith.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48701904
NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>48702191
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>48702381
I'm definitely broken in some ways
But never got attached to a streamer, an artist or other celebrity in a way that would cause me to go nuts if she had a BF.
What that other anon said about using VTubers as a relationship substitute made sense but then I don't understand sharing a thread with others in the same situation to talk about her spicy spineret or flat ass and whatnot.
That part I assumed to be ironic and humourous and I have no idea how you make that type of comment work if you see yourself in a relationship with the streamer.
I also can't help but wonder how the streamer feels upon learning that a big part of her audience sees her that way.
It all seems like you'd be setting yourself up for a miserable ending, whether she graduates due to marriage, boredom, disgust or whatever reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>48703035
I can only assume you're some kind of turbo newfag if you're grappling with people falling for their oshi this hard, literally look to this entire board and every general you'll see the same thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>48678066
You are the sane man in the asylum. Do not try to understand.
We all shitpost and joke about that stuff but for every one of us that does there's four users who actually believe what they're saying.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Lisa is feeling a bit better today and trust her to know when she's well enough to stream again

[Anonymous No.]

AMI LET ME IMPREGNATE YOU ALREADY

[Anonymous No.]

I need Ami to sit on my face while being smug and cute about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48703035
To put it simply, people are lonely and some are desperate to feel a connection to someone. Some also don't like being lied to. All of that seems pretty natural to me. You can keep saying entertainment all day, but then at the end of the day entertainers are just people.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, I think the curse hit another /tsunX/ friend...
https://youtu.be/xr1Lpdal5mo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705202
Lumi too? WTF is happening?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48704734
>just people
Same with your uber driver and your banker, that can't be the reason.
I assume it's the amount of time you spend "with" the streamer that makes the critical difference here?
It's easy to fool yourself that it is a romantic relationship especially since some of the girls play into it
Or worse, don't even play and do mean it at least some of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>48677086
I always expected ami to be some hag with a husband and kids desu
I never had my hopes up

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705830
>a husband and kids
All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705525
>Tsunderia was the seal keeping an ancient evil in check
>It is now free to destroy the indie and small corpo scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>48706608
Ria leaving was actually the nucleation event that has caused nearly every other problem in the entire industry via ripple effect
I'm only half joking, it has been non-stop problems since then and a very large number of them feel like they're directly chained together all the way back to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705810
Your uber drivers, those actors, any podcaster.. none of them have built a business model specifically on interacting with their viewer base. None of them ask how your day was. None of them even know you exist. But that isn't true with streamers and even more so with vtubers. If you don't understand, you never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48706967
Mio joining should have been the thing that saved Tsunderia and catapulted them towards the top.
However, none of the other talents wanted to follow the trail she blazed. To them vtubing was a trendy hobby and not a career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705810
>>48706978
Maybe we've just lived very different lives, but the relationships I've been started with an attraction that was based off a lot less. Someone thinks you're cute and wants to get to know you. That's all it takes. The girl in your class you've never talked to. The girl in another class you barely see. A girl in a different grade you've never spoken to. The girl who takes your order at the restaurant you go to a couple times a week. Coworkers on different teams who you don't even know. Was it abnormal for them to ask me out?

Vtubers just catch those feelings and run with them. I'm not convinced it's always a bad thing, but I am convinced that lying to people with an emotional attachment in the mix isn't safe. You don't even have to lie to get intimate with your audience, reference Shondo or Fauna.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48707331
Even if all of the talents had hit 100k+ subs and 4view status it wouldn't have changed anything, they all still would've left the company due to it being a poorly managed wreck. Tsunderia's problems started at the top.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48708145
May I have your business card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705525
>>48705202
>>48706608
Guys we're in a global recession, expect to see more of this for **at least** two years

[Anonymous No.]

>>48708191
I'll give you five

[Anonymous No.]

>>48705202
this will sound awful but hopefully, if it is anything serious its just her dog passing and she needs to have some time to grieve for that. Lumi also has a day job so maybe some crunch time or something is going on there.

[Anonymous No.]

[Terrible news]
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1654143385614139395

[Anonymous No.]

>>48709087
Goddamnit, we've been pit hype for weeks and then this

[Anonymous No.]

>>48708145
It also wouldn't have changed who Mio's parents are. Or Purin's family. Or Lisa's family.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48707959
>them to ask me
N any of TAs but yes, this is the abnormal part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48709831
I had a loud personality and a talent. That's all it takes in the real world, too.

[Anonymous No.]

it was nice of her to make the cute art of ami and the thumbnail for today. but I cant stop staring at these blemishes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48710561
literally unwatchable

[Anonymous No.]

>>48710229
>loud personality
>ends up in the mongolian basketweaving guild
what happen?

[Anonymous No.]

Ami menstruating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48707959
>Was it abnormal for them to ask me out?
Yeah, that'd be kinda weird. A person who barely knows you and whom you've never even spoken to asking you out? Sus as hell

[Anonymous No.]

Spider finishing Bokura live now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGAVmZt4UWQ

[Anonymous No.]

god yura's yuras are bigger than ami's head

[Anonymous No.]

>>48711163
yura should rest her yuras on ami's head while lumi is away.

[Anonymous No.]

we really are on a new Ami va. the game knows it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48710675
A lot.

>>48711056
Well the reality is it wasn't weird and most of them treated me fine and the same thing was happening all around me. I don't know how you guys think you meet people and start dating but most couples don't start as childhood friends who know everything about each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48711929
Everyone here forgets step 1: Be attractive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48711984
very flexible rule.

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop watching Ami's eye movements

[Anonymous No.]

>>48713187

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1654171436905267214 mio....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48713621
What the hell is it with vtubers and weirdly expensive keyboards anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48713757
My experience with uni bureaucracy was always the same. No one could help unless you made their life hellishly annoying to the point where they picked up a fucking phone and got you your answer in 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>2D the best kind of D
Eiffel towering Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48713757
Some day Mio's indie traumas will outweigh her corpo traumas and she will begin to find peace.

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>>48713823
Pretty accessories they can show off to their "nerdy" friends. Like purses for girls that don't leave the house.

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https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1654172179993329687?s=20

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>>48714148
God please

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this is going to become a 3 part collab, isn't it?

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>>48714505
i mean it was kind of a given once they couldn't get bokura started, but hey, an extra ami stream's always nice.

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>>48714819
its fine. Ami is having fun and Yura is nice to her. I just dislike Yura myself. Happy Ami makes it worth it at least.

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>hiatus in june, 1 year long
>hiatus end of july, just fall, back in winter
>hiatus in november, back in spring
No wonder people send her shitty cc about this, it's a fucking mess to understand if you start missing pieces

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>>48713757
Make sure to have your TPS reports with you

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>>48714148
I want to spend more time with her but I also don't want to get in the way of her education, I don't know what I should be wishing to happen, it's a complicated feeling

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>>48715059
Spend as much time as you can.
You're not getting in the way of anything. Her choices are her own. Adding +1 or -1 to her CCV isn't going to change anything if it hasn't already.

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>I'm not gonna say ew because pimples are normal an everyone gets them
she is such a mom

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>but Lisa wraps her arms around your neck and refuses to let go as she whispers softly "please baby me" >>48377340
>you reply with a mischievous smirk and seal the deal with a nod. You run your fingers in her hair, firmly pulling her closer, caressing the back of her velvety ear with your thumb, you begin taking out her IEMs giving you a good excuse to manipulate her ears endlessly, you feel how soft and supple they are, all the reflexive twitches being hindered by your fingers causing even more desperate attempts at trying to escape your playful attention
>as you get done with her left ear and reach into her cardigan pocket for the carry case, Lisa tries to take out the other side herself. You promptly stop her, holding her forearm firmly, you bring it to her back, forcing her to puff up her modest chest. With even more mischief in your voice, you calmly announce that you will take care of everything for her, you stress once more: Everything, aside from breathing and maybe chewing
>she seems to instantly regret putting herself in this situation, dilated pupils darting left and right, thinking about how embarrassing her routine will be when someone else has to do it for her, she opens her mouth to protest, jaw still numb, unaware of the drool that just escaped her lips, you lean in as she gives, perhaps expecting the kiss she did not get at the dental clinic, she closes her eyes
>you plant a kiss on her forehead, and begin playing with her other ear, Lisa is once again betrayed, flustered, twitching, too lost in thoughts she'd never admit having to care about what her ear is doing
>with her earphones stored away, you proceed to gently take off her piercings as an excuse to spend more time playing with her ears, you appreciate how thin her skin is there below the black velvet, how much warmer her ear got from her being flustered, you notice a thin gray hair trapped in the velvet and try to blow it off, this causes her ear to stand erect and put the offending hair out of reach, you tell your little sister to be still and endure it for a short while as you shift her head to the side, press it against your chest and resume torturing her gently, warm blows slowly disentangling enough of the stray gray hair to be able to grasp it, you could easily take it off now but don't just yet and instead take the last piece of jewellery off her ears and place it in her hand with the other piercings, she barely holds onto them, seemly out of it
>Lisa is all but melting in your arms, the side of her face pressed against you, gentle blows of air to the back of her ear keeping it tensed, you put an end to it by finally pulling the stray strand of broken hair and tap her forearm to snap her out of her reverie to no avail
>with your hand right there already, you quickly drop her cardigan off her shoulders and slowly you begin to undress your little sister, as you pull yourself away from her body you notice that she had been drooling on your shirt a little, you'd need her cooperation to take her blouse off so instead you start looking for the zipper on her skirt and lower it, slowly exposing her spats, you lift her bony bum off the bed to slide her skirt down to her ankles then proceed to untie her shoes
>you put the jewellery away, open her blouse, undo the front hook on a bra she has no use for, run your hands along her collarbones and drop both bra and blouse at once. Finally you lower your fingers down her spine, resist playing with her little tail and gently pull down her spats to reveal matted wool, a gooey thread expands and breaks
>she is now wearing a simple necklace, the locket looks quite thick compared to the shallow hills on either side, her delicate pink nipples are slightly crinkled
>you wrap your arms around her to get at the clasp of her necklace, struggle to undo it and as you pull away from her naked body you can't help but catch a glimpse of her nipples, you ask if she's cold, she shakes her head no, you hand her the locket to keep her busy as you point at what made you ask, and playfully flick her left nipple, causing her to yelp with surprise and something else in her voice
>Lisa glares daggers at you as if she truly believes she could actually summon blades by msterializing her anger and indignation, only to be fully disarmed by a loving headpat, and utterly defeated as you declare it's time to go wash away all the horny
>before she can protest, you grab her firmly and princess carry her off the bed, as you walk past the window her horns catch the late afternoon light in a way that makes their tip appear reddish, flustered. Her puffy cheeks give her a pouty face, with a slight lisp, she sheepishly says: I can walk, you know...
>you keep heading towards the shower, closely followed by a squeaky, stinky, curious creature and reply: I know, I said I'll take care of everything, just be glad you don't need to pee.
>she hides her shame by burying her face in your chest once more, she feels so warm and vulnerable

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>x or sword shape
>"a cross" "an upside down cross"
my good Christian girl spidermom

[Anonymous No.]

how come ami has significantly less viewers while collabing with the orgy whore?
is it because she's streaming slightly earlier than usual? yeah that must be it

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>>48716243
(You)

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>>48716243
>orgy whore
Anon... Ami was the one who said two dicks is the best dick earlier

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jelly is on the streets
mio is in school bureaucratic hell
lumi's dog might be dead
nen starved to death
maria uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
sheepy is sick and her family is dying
hanabi's gps is broken
ami's armpit skeb got cancelled
purin is still filipino

when will our suffering end tsunx

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Buckos' turn?

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for the autist bucko(s) who gave themselves brainworms from overthinking about sending a marro, here's an example i just sent that i don't mind sharing here

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Ami...

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I miss Ami...

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I miss Ami...

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I miss Ami...

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>>48717761
very likely so since sheeple are masturbating or in their refractory period already

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Lisa is awake and in need of brushies

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>>48717183
Suffering is forever

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https://twitter.com/slimeerotica/status/1654186545090383885
She's literally me

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>>48720112
I will master the art of dreamwalking so that I can be with Mio in the unwaking world

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>>48720112
I dont dream at night but i get very vivid daydreams and it generally is the first thing im thinking about when i wake up
i dunno if thats better or worse

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I need to impregnate Ami to help her with her lady troubles

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Spidermom is live playing Star Wars: Dark Forces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7WY9GMX78o

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>>48721452
SHE'S GOT A GUN

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>>48720977
That sounds like it can be exploited to start the day by dreaming about your oshi
Have you had any success with something like that?

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>Today, I'm cute

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>>48722055
Kind of, usually it doesnt take long before I'm aware enough for the loneliness to set in which snaps me out of it
That or i get really horny to the same result

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ami refusing to name her character in a way that would make chat go "sippy my oshi" makes me thing that she's not just going along with the jealous jokes, she actually is just jealous

and that's really hot

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>>48717183
ijustlivewiththepain.jpg

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>>48716243
>what is a time slot

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>>48723083
>what is bait

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I want this cute dork to give me sloppy.

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>>48723789
ami would NEVER waste even a single drop!

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Ami has low standards! I am so in.

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>>48723083
She was doing more than fine while collabing with Lumi though, even though those weren't in her timeslot either.

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that's why you don't reply to bait dumbshit

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>Ami has buckos pretend to be a lady
it is going further each week

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>>48714148
She never should've told us about going back to school. Already went through the five stages when it was set for the summer. I don't want to go through that again. Just go to school Mio.

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>>48699799
>>48700476
>>48701904
bf dropped her, kana situation all over again

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im not ready 4 her next move

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>>48714148
Miori is my spirit animal.

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>>48725096
not a fan of star wars and all those annoying redditors spouting MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU for the 12,649th time are annoying as fuck

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>Lisa is posting slutty songs
She read the green text, didn't she?

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>>48673273
this is genuinely a nice poem

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>>48677086
to anyone reading this thread, as someone who knows a lot of vtubers, I can almost promise you Lisa and Ami have boyfriends

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>>48730768
Thanks Kazu

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to any half asleep bucko-sheeple reading this thread
>48730768
this is bait
DO NOT ENGAGE
thanks

[Anonymous No.]

Both me

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>>48730942
No im being serious. You think people just like them online? It's pretty easy for them to find a partner, especially since they are pretending to be a GF for their job practically.

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>>48730942
Near 6 hours of amitoxin does have me a bit sleepy

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>>48730942
it's an easy problem to solve

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>48731265
fuck off we don't care
heard it all before this won't change a thing
go troll another thread if you're this meowing bored

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>>48731448
>>48731512
Dumb shit like this does make it a bit harder though

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what is a sexy outfit, realistic or fantasy, that you would wanna see your oshi in? personally, i think it be hot as hell to see ami in her old school uniform, one that she "fits" into but since her body grew some assets later in live it clearly does not

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which tsunx is this, and what did I get wrong?

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I see Prussian bot made it here. Fuck off cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48731882
>alien at the very top
Ami

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>>48731671
Street dancer Meru.

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>>48731882
mostly based

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>>48731961
very sexy body ToT
have you been following what /swarm/ is doing with AI art?
they get really nice results with a public Lora

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>>48732339
I don't know if I have the hardware but I really should go give it try.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48731671
Ami dressed like a gyaru JK

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>>48731671
Dripped up casual Lisa, one for each season

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>>48731882
cosplay should be at least A tier for ami

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>>48732566
for a single drawing it be cute

[Anonymous No.]

I love Ami.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

i miss Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Ami...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Mio...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Purin...

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Lisa...

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I miss Maria...

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I miss Ami...

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>>48707959
>>48710229
Bro, it takes way more than that for any girl to ask a dude out. It's not just abnormal, that's an extreme case.

[Anonymous No.]

We need to have a discussion about this troublesome momgirl spidercrab.

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>>48730768
Thanks Vee

[Anonymous No.]

Reject cuck posts embrace your soft spidor mom

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>>48735427
>muffin top
FUKKKKKK

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>>48735700
What's the next themed holiday that chuubas typically do events/leadups?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember buckos unless you have a chiseled face Ami will never find you this attractive

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>>48736409
Purin celebrates the 4th of July
We have a couple birthdays until Halloween but then that's the next big one

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>>48736479
>tfw round with no actual edges

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>>48730768
Aren't you supposed to be busy in the EIEN thread?

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>>48717183
Meru... forgotten...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48736841
meru is legitimately impossible to fix to she's not worth listing on a "will it ever get better" post

[Anonymous No.]

>>48736841
meru is the main character from needy streamer overload her only happy ending is the normie ending

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>>48736929
But she was getting better, for a while... Even was reconnecting with family and old friends... Keeping her home clean... I don't think she mentioned any new recent deaths or illness in her family either...
I just don't get how she suddenly got so much worse than any of her long hiatuses while in tsunderia.

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>>48736633
do they still have a general?

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>>48737221
Fastest moving small corpo general atm because of yab.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't share them but how often do you have schizo thoughts? how often do they get to you and actually effect your day/mood?

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>>48737928
nothing crazy. maybe once a week I get the "how do I get closer to ami" thoughts but pretty much always reign them very quickly. i avoid the negative impact to the mood by focusing on the good and happy feelings she gives me.

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>>48737928
I either don't have them ever or all of my thoughts are schizo
How do I tell?

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>>48737928
I find my schizo thoughts depend on the other things affecting my mood that day. A bad day means schizo thoughts can reign supreme if they get started and a good day means no schizo thoughts.

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>>48738386
do you find yourself thinking things like
my oshi/the talent:
>hates me because X
>wants me to do xyz
>is going to do abc which is bad
or similar other ideas if you know what i mean

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>>48735700
Cute

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>>48737221
Currently burning down second yab.

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>>48738937
>wants me to do xyz
Just this one but it's things she has said explicitely, no need to read between the lines

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>>48737928
Daily

[Anonymous No.]

The voices in my head are telling me that good things are coming.

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>>48737928
Just once when Ami mentioned magfest. I hadn't gone in many years but at that moment I reconsidered. Imagining bumping into some girl with all of Ami's mannerisms and hitting it off with her is about the worst of it.

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>>48738937
>my oshi/the talent:
>>hates me because X
>>wants me to do xyz
>>is going to do abc which is bad
Who actually thinks this? They're streamers lmao

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>>48739518

[Anonymous No.]

still thinking about this post

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>>48742834
I might require a full green text to understand the deep philosophical implications behind that post
A detailed diagram would also be helpful
Thanks in advance

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>>48742834
>be driving to work one day
>drunk driver t-bones you killing you instantly
>darkness, nothing,
>feeling around for what seems like days trying to see or feel anything
>finally see a light
>it is blinding at first but then settles
>your body is different, everything is weird, you scuttle around the streets of a cold unloving world
>stumble around town eventually locating a central hub
>it is fairly safe to walk the roads since everywhere there is construction so no one drives
>meow and beg outside of some local coffee shop
>some very nice girl who does this funny hand tick when she pets you comes by every now and then
>she meows back at you and says your eyes are so cute and are too close together.
>when you try to follow her home to see if she will give you more food she shoos you away
>you can see two of the chonkiest and well fed cats ever from the window watch and wait for her to come inside while you meow at her window
>after days of following the weird girl around she gives in and lets you come inside but "only because of the storm" and corners off part of her laundry room so you can't interact with her other cats
>later on she crawls into the room and gives you wet food and scritches
>she then proceeeds to meow at you a few times before pretending to be a cat and roll around as if asking you for pets
>when you step your paw on her to pet her she purrs
>this woman is clearly crazy, but she is cute as hell and feeds you so hopefully she lets you stay

[Anonymous No.]

>>48743540
Thank you Anon, everything is now much clearer

[Anonymous No.]

>no kana stream tonight
>she's gonna be on fucking discord instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>48744058
Jerk off session? I didn't see one since the days of her old subs only channel in her old server, around two years ago?

[Anonymous No.]

So the kana poster and "anti" is one guy, right?

[Anonymous No.]

no

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really watch Kana but I would absolutely obliterate her butthole desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>48744699
yes kana is an anti

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>>48744058
I just hope that her simps don't get too wild with her in the vc when everybody gets drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>48745282
>>48745282
>>48745282
new thread but I fucked up

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>>48737928
I'm pretty sure I'm on a watchlist for being a knower and fessing up. Not a /tsun/ girl by the way. I have a good laugh over some of the wilder coincidences but it's hard to draw the line between what's reaction and what's imagination. Every couple months or so the line gets really blurry.

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>>48745386
I get to call you a retard now

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>>48745386
it happens to the best of us anon. do not sweat it