/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

[Anonymous No.]

Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Temporary Fanfic Archive: https://rentry.org/nenmenarchive

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>48531826

[Anonymous No.]

ike rabu

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

having milord in the dating show was a pleasant surprise, happy to have trashman back. cowboy voice sexy uwooo

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

[Anonymous No.]

oly fucking shit. I want to bang Shu Yamino so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go on Youtube I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every #shussy post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Shu. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my briefs and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of the Shu's tight sorcerer bussy. I want him to have my mutant human/vtuber babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me and I'm worried she's gonna take away my PC. I might not ever get to see the Shu Yamino again.

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>doppi playing tkrb musou
>working during day and time slot
I'll try to catch some of it during break but I hope he does more streams of it that I can catch!!! My beloved Pio and sword boys...

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband! Still curious about tonight's stream, I have a feeling we're in for chuuni cringekino by the way he refused to elaborate when he was going over his schedule

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wuca love!

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vox schedule

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uki's portuguese...work on it boy

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that's a lot of br stargazers in chat huh. at least he's trying! but his pronouncion is so off lmao

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is pio a virgin or secret experienced manslut i cant tell which interpretation i like more

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>>48613217
he's both at the same time

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>>48612413
Mike high club!!!

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>>48613640
Mile even

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https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1653595762578554882

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>>48614398
cute ver and huh thats a lot faster than i expected for him to get fanmail

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>>48610994
ren/kyo, uki/kyo (off-screen rape), hurt/comfort
>>48611752
>>48611947
>>48612403
>>48613432

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shu your waiting room doko

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>>48614398
aw cute. hope he talks about it a little bit about it when he comes back. but i think the timing is nice to get fan letters while he's away. he gives us voice tweets and he gets the fan letters.

i hope any fans who write him in the future know he was joking when he asked them to smuggle yugioh cards into their mail though ...

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>>48615006
uki......

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i miss my wife....

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>>48616265
sorry, he had to be a cog in the renkyo machine this time. i like to imagine he did it to make kyo shut the fuck up more than anything else

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>>48618173
he learned how to shut up brats with rape because that's the only way wife will stop being a brat around him too

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>>48618173
Kyo should be rape corrected more often so he can shut his mouth and stop being an attention whore

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Real talk but I kind of got tired of kyos joke stuff some is funny but, it kind of got annoying desu..

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>>48620531
i didnt like it when he kept interrupting other boys' turn and when he kept being a sore loser that uki didnt choose him

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>>48620531
funny enough i didn't find his constant talking annoying but his bitching about not winning at the end was really annoying. also milord having to yell at him to shut up more than once...

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>>48620531
i got tired of the parasocial joke and i also get tired of how he just makes fun of the way luca speaks instead of anything else he could make fun of. but he's just a whiny tiktok kid so

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>>48620531
i really dont appreciate how he tries to banter and ends up talking down to some of the more cheery members like luca doppio and ren

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>>48621539
oh he said something mean to luca? i was watching uki's pov, god damn

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>>48621706
It makes me feel kinda sad to see it with Luca. I remember early on, a little after Iluna's debuts, Luca showed Kyo around in Minecraft, and though they have dinstinctly different personalities, I thought it was genuinely really cute and fun. I thought they were good together and had a nice senpai-kouhai thing going on. I know Kyo's mostly playing stuff up for the banter and entertainment, but still...

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>>48621829
his jokes to luca are always 1) making fun of his stutter 2) making fun of him being a virgin for whatever fucking reason 3) never being in a relationship. it's really weird, he acts like a generic highschool bully when im sure kyo hasnt fucked or been in a relationship with anyone he didnt meet in the hospital like he says. obviously people find him funny but i get tired of hearing him cycle through the 3 things when he "banters" with luca.

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>>48622284
i feel like that's most of kyo's jokes because he's a really basic bitch. For someone who likes to banter so much he sure does get butthurt when people make fun of him back (like that golf collab with pio) and i also feel like that one thread with vox made him pissed too. I feel bad for luca.

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>>48622627(me)
it feels like kyo joined niji and googled 'what are vtubers know for' and since then he just can't stop talking about parasocial stuff and chat even while light rp is going on. it just not funny anymore

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kyo gives me the feeling of being extremely insecure and he'd resort to banter and coming out on top at all costs as opposed to being the butt of a joke. whenever others occasionally make a funny shot at him he scrambles to find another tangent to roast them back or change the subject entirely or continuously repeats out loud "oh clippers! get this content!"

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>>48622627
>one thread with vox made him pissed too.
What thread?
>>48622284
Not to excuse him but he's practically a child his ammunition for bantering is borderline nonexistent. I also think he has had a girlfriend because he's mentioned having an ex before. I unironically think he's too young to be a vtuber especially when his coworkers are older than him?

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>>48622627
>>48622770
when vox yelled at him in the ow2 collab, he sounded like he was going to cry. he tries way too hard sometimes. i get it if he was bullied in school but no one in nijien is actively even bullying him when he pulls out some of these jokes. it's okay to be the butt of the joke sometimes

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>>48622872

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1651616211975667715

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>>48623004
>when vox yelled at him in the ow2 collab
which one?

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>>48622627
>(like that golf collab with pio)
That one's kinda funny in hindsight. Imagine getting so pressed over a dude who responds to comebacks with shit like "I AM A RULER FOR WHICH DARKNESS IS MEASURED"
At least Kyo seemed to acknowledge he fucked up there by getting a bit too pissy, but still a bit funny to me.

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>>48623120
i love piochan so much it hurts

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>>48623059
aaaaaa fuck you, this gave me second hand embarrassment

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>>48623118
it was the first and only nijien ow2 collab they had, it was with sonny, luca, maria and others? i just remember he kept yelling at kyo to fucking move instead of standing like a lost duck or something

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>>48623059
not to be a zoomer but L + Ratioed + you're lame and I fucked your mom

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>>48623236
He did say shooter games makes him nauseous and sick so I'll forgive him for sucking but also why did he sign up for OW one of the most chaotically eyesore game

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>>48623236
>found the overwatch collab with bonbon and lambros
i still think of bonbon's moans.......

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>>48622872
>>48623004
I guess in a way I can feel a bit of pity for Kyo, it's intimidating being one of the youngest, least weeby members in a corpo surrounded by metrics and numbers. but really the way he has to compensate for it by nigh-constant digs at others livers both during collabs and his own zatsus isn't doing him any favors, it keeps on alienating him from the rest of the community.

it feels like the only time i see him when he's sincere is when he's complaining about something, otherwise the rest of the time it's always the same jokes, always the same bluster and shitty attempts at banter, he always needs to preface everything with a negative joke or sass. typing this out i wonder if he often feels lonely and that he's not very close to others in EN and keeps mistaking "bantering between close friends" = "banter means friendship" when really he's coming off as rude.

where's that kyo yume when you need her

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>>48623004
i think people forget just how young he is sometimes. i lump him with the rest of the zoomers who are likely under 25 and have little life experience outside school. not making excuses for him being rude, just that i expect people his age to be a little insufferable, they're barely out of their teenage years. hopefully it's something he grows out of like most people

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>>48623368
he said he played it in the past so he would be fine but he definitely wasnt

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>>48623404
i dont hate her but the person he chose to be the closest to in the company is probably the worst person to match his personality because it enables that banter. i just hope he grows out of it eventually before he pisses off the wrong member, that member being vox kek because vox gets tired of him way too easily.

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>>48623534
He is literally 18/19 and starting college, luxiem which are younger has to at least be 22 because most of them finished uni, and it might not be a large gap but the difference between 19 and 22 is a LOT

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i gotta thank kyo for making milord mad because he's really hot when yelling unf

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>>48623404
Yeah, like I'm sure Kyo gets along with other EN members. he has moments where he can genuinely have fun in collabs and be nice, I'm sure he's a good guy offline, but the way he handles himself online just doesn't vibe with me. But, like you said, he's still really young, and that coupled with missing out on some childhood moments means he probably's practically still a kid. I'm sure he'll mature and grow as a streamer and person, but for now, it's kinda annoying to see somebody so visibly immature and this much of a TikTok kid.

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>>48623699
i think they feed into each other's negativity too much sometimes. i have a friend this happens with too, and since noticing it i've had to deliberately rein in the urge to complain and steer the conversation elsewhere, otherwise we'd just be stuck wallowing in self-pity.

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Fat cat

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>>48623699
They both have this habbit of "owning the haters" and shitting on """Parasocial""" fans, plus all the forced negative joke which I don't find particularly funny. Literally match made in hell

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>>48623699
I will forever curse him and the bird woman for spreading and perpetuating the "DON'T BE PARASOCIAL" shtick and stance. They can say it as a joke as much as they want, but the fact that Twitter and TikTok users nod their heads at it and go "so true being parasocial is not good guys!!" just ticks me off. I don't care if Kyo isn't parasocial to his chat and doesn't want his fans to be parasocial towards him, but trying to bring the other boys into it and bringing it up when they're around in a collab or something annoys me.

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How do you move on from your oshi? Do I quit following vtubers entirely? I like Nijisanji and would like to watch but it's hard if my ex-oshi is involved. It's been really difficult.

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>>48623841
i agree those three years make a big difference. they still all feel young to me, so in my mind i make concessions I wouldn't for someone who's, say, closer to 30. i couldn't put myself in their shoes at that age and guarantee i had the impulse control not to slip up.

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>>48624157
you can always avoid any collabs they show up in if thats a big reason why

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>>48624035
>>48624130
i think the parasocial joke is the worst. even if i wasnt parasocial, the joke would be annoying. its repetitive and fuels no purpose then announcing those people are in your head 24/7 that you cant shut up about it.

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>>48624130
>doesn't want his fans to be parasocial towards him
Ironic since kyomies on twitter are some parasocial mfs

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>>48624157
whos your oshi and why did you quit them anon?

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>>48624157
depends. there's one member i actively avoid so i have them blocked and don't watch anything they're in unless the collab is so big it barely matters, and that's good enough for me. if the mere mention of your previous oshi's name hurts you, though...

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>>48624380
And it's like they'll say it in regards to anything, too. Like, if you think about your oshi in any way other than a completely platonic ideal way, you're branded as parasocial. Dreamt about your oshi? PARASOCIAL. Think they're cute? PARASOCIAL. It feels malicious sometimes.

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Incestuously drinking Sonny’s pee and sniffing his hairy crotch

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>>48624281
>>48624430
I've only recently decided on it so I'm still sensitive about. I hope that one day comes I won't be affected.
I see, so blocking on socials is good too. Thank you!

>>48624410
I'd rather not say.

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>>48624553
i will dream about my oshi fucking me while we're married and they can't stop me. its such a dumb narrative like parasocial fans are why you even have cons to show up at and do m&gs. lets be honest, no normal fan is asking and going to those.

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Kyo is probably not here but if you're reading thing ALL STEAMERS AND VIEWERS ARE PARASOCIAL, EVEN FUCKING XQC WITH HIS 50K AUDIENCE

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>>48624612
blocked on twitter and i have their name filtered /here/, too. it's actually helped me dislike them less.

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>>48624612
i feel like it would help if you watched someone who doesn't collab with him? even some boy from outside too

[Anonymous No.]

SCP-Y69
The horny Yaminion

SCP-Y69 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 1.90 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly under proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 20 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.

SCP-Y69 is normally extremely docile and submissive spending most of its day shitposting on /nenmen/, however, when SCP-Y69 views a picture of a particular male virtual youtuber with banana for hair, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a fan art, it will enter a stage considerable drooling and mutterings about how it wants to have sexual intercourse with its malewife. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-Y69 will begin shouting loudly "SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXX SEX WITH SHU!!! Yabba dabba doo!" to the virtual person.

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>>48624553
it always rubs me the wrong way when kyo keeps on seething about luxiem superchats, numbers, and parasocialism. hes so clearly jealous and blames le evil parasocial fans but at the same time wants to achieve that same success, but fails to respect luxiem has a whole range of quality that plain bantering and roasting cant get you

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>>48624794
stop posting about me

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>>48624553
The labeling of any sort of fan behavior as being stalkerish evil parasocial behavior has made me hesitant to do many normal fan things since I feel like my oshi would judge me harshly for doing them

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>>48624794
I love you, horny Yaminion. Also goddamn somebody please give Shu a sandwich in that fanart. He looks like he goes on edtwt.

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>>48624725
i dont want kyo /here/ because then it's only gonna cement the concept of evil incel idol oshi no ko parasocial fans in his brain even harder

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>>48624886
J-just like me...

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>>48624816
Why is he even jealous, he's the most popular out of his wave and all his merch sells out before any of his gen mates. He's literally the most successful and makes the most money out of them while being a teen

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>>48624881
Same... Even of my oshi has the blandest take of "parasocial relationships could be bad, but don't hurt anyone or yourself and you're fine," I still get afraid of him thinking anybody who cares about him in more than just a platonic way is weird and secretly shuns them in his mind, or looks down on those kinds of fans.

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>>48624768
I don't dislike them specifically, just disappointed and hurt. I haven't learned filters here before but that also sounds like a good idea.
>>48624770
That's what I plan too. I actually watch a bit from outside but I just like Niji more in general.

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>>48623534
I mean even if that is the case its annoying,there are older people who act like this as well wether you were young or not....lots of times try harding will just make you look bad.

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>>48624897
J-just like me!

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>>48624989
Please eat a sandwich, too... :(

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>>48625038
You don't have to answer but what did they do to make you sad...

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>>48624881
i already go through moments thinking my oshi hates me specifically because of how i typed a message in chat because of my anxiety so i just go for it and regret it later.

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shubert on the telly!

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>>48625069
Sorry, senpai, best I can do is rice, eggs, and bean soup.

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>>48625039
not saying it's not annoying or anyone has to tolerate it! nobody has to stick around waiting for your character development. plenty of older adults do still act immaturely or never grow out of that phase, and i judge them more harshly for it because they should know better.

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>>48624563
You just know it's a jungle down there because the mere idea of shaving/waxing threatens his fragile masculinity

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>>48625280
I made soup! You want some?

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>>48625328
Sonny pubic hair floss….

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>>48625038
whoever it is and whatever transpired, i wish you the best of luck, anon

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>>48624881
I just remember old mysta stream where he talked about twitch situation and "parasocials" like its bad then chat being like they are weird and to touch grass all that made me feel bad desu ik its dumb

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No newspost because I’m busy and I was asleep. I can’t wait for my husband to play more star wars! I would add to the discussion but I feel like it’s pretty clear what I would think given who my oshi is.

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>>48625368
that looks so good...i had heated up tomato bisque from the store today

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>>48625368
I already brushed my teeth to go to bed.

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>>48625285
Yeah its just I don't only say oh he is kid and etc...Because he can still learn now I've seen other vtubers who try to do "keeping it real" stuff and it just comes off as being rude not funny...

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You're making the bed when Shu steps out of the bathroom into the bedroom, a loose towel around his waist. He heads toward the wardrobe and you watch the muscles of his arms and back flex as he pulls and opens the drawers, pulling out a clean t-shirt and his banana print underwear. Yet you can't stop looking, at the way his long hair cascades down his strong shoulders and back, his warm and wet skin glistering under the light as droplets of water run down his back and disappear under the now wet towel. Jesus christ.
He's turned away from you but you can see his lashes flickering as he looks around for something, and before you know it he's turning to you with a curious look. - "Did you see my glasses?"
You open your mouth, babbling like a fish. You press your lips together and shake your head, watching Shu sigh before turning around. You try to focus back on your task of changing the sheets, but you side-eye Shu and watch as he lets his towel drop to the floor before stepping into his new comfy boxers. T-shirt forgotten, he walks towards you while drying his hair with the towel.
"Do we still have milk?" - He asks.
"Uh...huh? Milk? Yeah?" - Your eyes are too focused on his muscles to notice the sly smile he gives you. There's a warm touch against your stomach, that slowly slides up and rests against your chest. You look down, finding his hand squeezing your chest.

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>>48625260
>more jp valo
he's killing me

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>>48625328
I want to tie him down and shave him as he pathetically whines for me to stop

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>>48625741
today is the final day i think but he looks really cute when hes focused and they win a match.

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>>48625368
that looks good but why is there leaves in it? is that basil?

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auban love !
whore stream in 4 hours
https://www.youtube.com/live/aakXngKslG4?feature=share

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>>48625634
i agree he can learn. for one he can take a leaf out of hex's book on how to be a good sport while also being the butt of the joke

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>>48625846
Honey....it's spinach

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>>48625887
I do kind of feel bad about how much people make fun of Hex's voice it's not like he can control it and it's because of his medical condition as well....but he says he doesn't mind the jokes I'll just suck it ip

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>>48625953
ah

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>>48625887
Yeah sometimes the best comedians make fun of theirself

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>>48626091
i do too, kind of like with ren's laugh. even if they say they're okay with it, i don't think anyone likes being constantly made fun of for something they can't really change. i haven't noticed either as much recently, thankfully

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>>48626421
Vox does it a lot and it's kind of making me a bit miffed....

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Since it's dead hours I'm going to post something controversial

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>>48626855
i dont even hate mint choco but this chobani flip flavor sucks

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>>48626855
Is that you mintfag? Its late come back to bed already...zzzzz

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>>48626943
It's pretty tasty....
>>48627483
I'm having a bit of an insomnia night

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>>48627592
I'll tell you a bedtime story

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>>48627762
Please do, can it be something about a sheep

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>>48625874
rape

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NIKUNATION WIN!! CONGRATS SHU

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>>48623534
>i think people forget just how young he is sometimes
There is like a 3/4 year age gap between him and the other members, including Vox and Luca. That's the average age gap of most modern universities and middle/high schools in the West. While some of you claim it's a big difference in mental, I'd disagree and say it's also in part due to your surroundings. Vox and Mysta are of the same age demo and couldn't be further alike. If Kyo cannot take it, it's his own fault for instigating.

Frankly I don't know why he signed up to Nijisanji if he knew he wouldn't fit in with the mold.

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>>48629140
Calm down sister

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>>48629140
it could easily be a case of him thinking he would be able to add something new or at least fit in with iluna, but found it wasnt the case. sadly, his immaturity really sticks out

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>>48625874
I'd hope for a stream where he ends up focused and thinking about how to solve things but he's chosen a slutty thumbnail so I doubt that. At least I'll have something to masturbate to

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>>48629894
he'd probably act slutty at the start and then hopefully he'd slowly get more and more focused until he forgets to act like a whore

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to rape correct sonny brisko

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dead

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live

[Anonymous No.]

nine minutes until Alban mindbreak stream

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>>48625874
20 min delay

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Ikey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sANbBGCwPZk

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>>48633223
silly whore

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>>48625874
Cute whore. He knows what he's doing with that thumbnail.

[Anonymous No.]

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aakXngKslG4

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i was uki

[Anonymous No.]

My stream is dying no...

[Anonymous No.]

Alban's drawings have sovl

[Anonymous No.]

idiot

[Anonymous No.]

Alban can't read...

[Anonymous No.]

oh shit that's smart

[Anonymous No.]

Alban... It's dawning on my that Luca's stream might have been more impressive than I thought it was.

[Anonymous No.]

alban is so smart

[Anonymous No.]

Big brain time

[Anonymous No.]

tensai aruban

[Anonymous No.]

I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

my little brother is a genius

[Anonymous No.]

So many balls woah

[Anonymous No.]

Alban lacks la creatividad. It's over.

[Anonymous No.]

Alban please...

[Anonymous No.]

He's so cute

[Anonymous No.]

he did it !

[Anonymous No.]

He's too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

so close.......

[Anonymous No.]

He's already malding

[Anonymous No.]

alban doesn't understand density

[Anonymous No.]

Weird noises

[Anonymous No.]

he's covering the screen.....

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no it's alex

[Anonymous No.]

he's too creative for this game

[Anonymous No.]

Alban you are DUMB

[Anonymous No.]

of course you would know you whore

[Anonymous No.]

that should've worked......

[Anonymous No.]

He's abusing Alex guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>48634797

[Anonymous No.]

>>48634842
>line sticking into alexs ass
>alban says he knows it hurts
alban is a genius but he is also a whore....

[Anonymous No.]

He gets all excited cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48634884
Alban....

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes he's smart, sometimes he's incredibly dense. I wonder how many security guard's cocks he had to suck for their silence when his heist plans didn't quite work out and he got caught in places he shouldn't have been.

[Anonymous No.]

alban loves this claw grip technique

[Anonymous No.]

Not the jar kek

[Anonymous No.]

Ike’s desperation and rage are so hot

[Anonymous No.]

Poor alex

[Anonymous No.]

That was close

[Anonymous No.]

>>48634884
but i thought apex didn't hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>48635137
no prep....

[Anonymous No.]

Demon time https://www.youtube.com/live/z3rtzr0uaGc?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>48635160
shoved in dry... little alban crying as his ass is teared up by an old man punishing him for stealing

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be alex too...

[Anonymous No.]

Is alban into mpreg

[Anonymous No.]

>>48635293
he's into anything if you pay him enough

[Anonymous No.]

He dum

[Anonymous No.]

this question is pretty tough

[Anonymous No.]

alex is dead.......

[Anonymous No.]

He lost Alex...

[Anonymous No.]

KEK where did he go

[Anonymous No.]

alban is fatshaming alex

[Anonymous No.]

Alex is FAT

[Anonymous No.]

alban glitched alex into the box......sasuga game breaker

[Anonymous No.]

Demon please don’t call out my yume fantasy like that. He really knows he audience

[Anonymous No.]

Smart cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>48635541
His payback to the game for sending Alex to space

[Anonymous No.]

sasuga tensai sex cat

[Anonymous No.]

Idiot

[Anonymous No.]

i'm not creative enough to see albans vision

[Anonymous No.]

Alban....

[Anonymous No.]

He did it!!

[Anonymous No.]

cute hiccups

[Anonymous No.]

He's abusing godzilla now

[Anonymous No.]

Demon finally said that he’s bfe. He’s come a long way

[Anonymous No.]

No..they are in love...

[Anonymous No.]

Alban's dad jokes....

[Anonymous No.]

alex.....

[Anonymous No.]

Demon so excited

[Anonymous No.]

he did it !!

[Anonymous No.]

Vox still jealous lmao

[Anonymous No.]

It's over

[Anonymous No.]

alban.....

[Anonymous No.]

cute whiny alban

[Anonymous No.]

He's trying too hard at this point. I want to pat his head

[Anonymous No.]

That thing looks like a

[Anonymous No.]

>>48637107
AMONGUS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48637152
!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

alban is learning the alphabet

[Anonymous No.]

Alban are you okay

[Anonymous No.]

i'm gonna make some coffee.....i hope he finishes this question soon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48637455
I hope you don't end up like alban anon

[Anonymous No.]

Oh he did it

[Anonymous No.]

This is suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>48637540

[Anonymous No.]

Vox is such a romantic

[Anonymous No.]

It's okay to give up albert

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god he's so cute when losing his sanity

[Anonymous No.]

O?

[Anonymous No.]

Vox made pintrest boards and looked at fanart… WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE MADE MORE THAN JUST REYLO FANFICS

[Anonymous No.]

Finally

[Anonymous No.]

alban.....the screen...

[Anonymous No.]

Alban move your fat ass I can't see

[Anonymous No.]

alex came back....!

[Anonymous No.]

Alex...

[Anonymous No.]

Vox is such a cute nerd

[Anonymous No.]

Alban really likes this type of games. What a cute nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

i hope alban continues this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>48639062
He heard you

[Anonymous No.]

He did so good...I'm proud of him!

[Anonymous No.]

thank you for the stream alban ! we're speeding through the levels so fast, sasuga tensai sex cat.....can't wait to see more of this game and also the progression of the thumbnails getting lewder....hope you stay happy and healthy always and forever !

[Anonymous No.]

Demon continues to be cute

[Anonymous No.]

Todays stream was so fun! Starting my day with alban always gives me energy! I wonder what is he going to play tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

Regarding the dating show and Kyo from last night, I actually enjoy him plenty but I think... maybe the salty contestant thing was a bit (if you're a trash TV devotee like me, you know it's definitely a thing) that was overplayed. There's nothing wrong with bantz, but there's a line between back and forth and being mean-spirited.

Also the "no parasocial" thing is annoying and tired. I love my oshis shamelessly and with no regrets.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48641315
penguin alban is so cute i want to eat him.....

[Anonymous No.]

He almost got it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48641404
how big is his penguin penis

[Anonymous No.]

Gotta love when he clips through the floor

[Anonymous No.]

Vox is the best sith lord

[Anonymous No.]

Vox just rickrolled me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48642023
Penguins don't have penises, the only dicks he's got are his extensive and impressively large toy collection. He and uki would have had to use a double ended dildo

[Anonymous No.]

milord seems to be having fun with this game

[Anonymous No.]

>>48625683
holy sexo

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my wife so much

[Anonymous No.]

In THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!!! Dr. LEOS VINCENT! SURELY you want to SMOKE MY CIGARETTES, no?!? Huh?! You want to EXPERIMENT on ME?! YOU'RE going to MAKE ME REALISE the WEAKNESS OF FLESH and make me CRAVE the CERTAINTY and SEXINESS of SHU YAMINO?! YOU are going to operate on ME, and slowly, but surely, insert my CONSCIENCE into your BRAND NEW PROTOTYPE FUCK-BOT BODY?!?! YIPPEEE!!! EEEHHHHHH??!!?! After completing the YEAR-LONG string of EXCESSIVELY PAINFUL surgeries, which you made MORE torturous because you FELT like it, I will only be able to do THREE things in my new body, those being FUCKING, CUMMING and WATCHING SHU'S STREAM?! And then, since I will stop aging, I will become the ULTIMATE YAMINION, since my immortal oshi will be ABLE to get RAILED for ALL ETERNITY??!!? WOO HOO I HIT THE JACK POT! SAY WHA--?!? YOU REALLY mean, that ANY time that I am NOT watching Shu PLAY VALORANT for 12 hours STRAIGHT, you will ACTIVATE ALL my PAIN RECEPTORS, IMMOBILISING ME IN AGONY?!? AND THEN, since I won't be able to HAVE sex, while ALSO watching Shu play Valorant, I WILL BE TORMENTED, by both MENTAL and PHYSICAL PAIN?!?! WHAT?!? THERE'S MORE?!? EVENTUALLY, after having my SPIRIT CHIPPED AWAY TO A HUSK, I will just LEARN to IGNORE the EXCRUCIATING PAIN, that would send ANY being into shock, in order to allow myself to be a LIVING DILDO for my OSHI for the REST of TIME?!? YABBA DABBA DOO! LET'S GET STARTED!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48642023
Where is minto-choco with the national geographic dick facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>48641404
All the things I'd do to penguin alban...

[Anonymous No.]

Neil breen utt sounds absurd

[Anonymous No.]

>>48644134
god i love yaminions

[Anonymous No.]

I always love demon’s ambition

[Anonymous No.]

I need shu to beat the shit out of me and rape my ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>48644487
>Like all birds, penguins have a cloaca, which is a combined intestinal, urinary and reproductive tract. The male has internal testes (oval, grey), with the larger left one seen here. Sperm is deposited in the female's cloaca. As eggs leave the female's single ovary (pink), they can be fertilised by this sperm.

[Anonymous No.]

does vox want to continue this next week?

[Anonymous No.]

uohh....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646561
Anon the shota peepee....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646561
Weiner spotted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646414
God I love animal facts

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646561
TOT

U
O
H

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646448
Seems like it yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646763
I can't believe all penguins have lesbian sex

[Anonymous No.]

Fuuchan would normally be streaming right now...

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i coul take care of wife

[Anonymous No.]

I have so much work to do but I just wanna stay home and sexo my oshi waaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646414
all male birds are cuntboys....

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1653810076421959717
Hatchet keeps plot twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>48638337
i wanna read his fanfics now

[Anonymous No.]

>>48638337
Among the thousands of teen girl reylo board, hides voxs borad

[Anonymous No.]

i miss noctyx collabs...

[Anonymous No.]

i will fuck luca back to health

[Anonymous No.]

gamer wave in 2 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>48652095
>All of them are Frogs
>No Shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>48652353
believe

[Anonymous No.]

Anons I can't leave, my cat is taking me hostage

[Anonymous No.]

>>48653636
Fuzzy potato... Is he purring?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48653695
He's asleep, dead to the world but no purring

[Anonymous No.]

>>48653782
I want to leave a little kiss on his little forehead. I wish I had a cat, and wasn't allergic. Thank you for continuing to post about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48653636
cute!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48654727
I'm also allergic to cats I just tolerate it because he's so cute, I'll give him a kiss for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>48655272
Thanks for giving him a kissy for me. I can also understand that. I don't care if my eyes water and turn pink or I start violently sneezing, if I ever see a cat I WILL pick it up like it's a little baby and nobody can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48655471
My allergies aren't as severe I just get a stuffy nose and mildly itchy throat but yes I will give the cat a kissy even if I die

[Anonymous No.]

Kiss me anon

[Anonymous No.]

Chu

[Anonymous No.]

>>48656452
mwah

[Anonymous No.]

The least you can do in this cold world is bring us a DILF, gamer wave. Look at Belmond's new look, he's so fine... I want that for us... I love bishies but still!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48657550
GIVE ME A MAN OVER THE AGE FOR 35 ALREADY AAAAAAAAH i have been watching arknights videos all day to satisfy my ojisan needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>48657637
Over 35? I feel like Niji is intentionally hiring real young for a reason. Dumb and controllable. This is the cope I use for my rejection

[Anonymous No.]

Which archetype is the best for a french guy? French dilf is about as nice as a french shota

[Anonymous No.]

>>48657550
>>48657637
BASED. I want the age to show, too. I'm tired of anime and games making pretty, young-looking men and just slapping an age older than 29 on them and calling them old, or giving a character gray/graying hair and that's it. Picrel is an example of what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48658089
if we get a french i want him to be a baker who loves croassoints or some shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>48658089
Suave and experienced old man with a dark sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48658238
Can't agree more. Old men in their 40s are cute! CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

Leaked model of one of the Frogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48659055
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD i still remember searching for my country in hetalia and never finding it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48658238
God yeah... Chainsaw's so good for that. My dream is like, someone I can call a dirty old man and no one be able to say "but that's a fucking twink". I want them to be dripping with sleaze. I want picreal.

[Anonymous No.]

This picreal even. Sorry I'm dilfstracted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48657983
they just gotta start accepting part timers in EN so paul ericsson can keep his day job as a pencil pusher

[Anonymous No.]

>>48658907
DILF/GILF lovers RISE
I need to oshi a cute old man who complains about his joints and talks about tea and books and the morning newspaper. I need to hear him struggle to understand TSKR. Imagine old man BFE.

>>48659604
>>48659703
>someone I can call a dirty old man
>I want them to be dripping with sleaze
BASED
>Shunsui
UNFATHOMABLY BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>48659703
>Kyoraku
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>48659703
why does shunsui make me wanna reread vassalord

[Anonymous No.]

>>48660174
Good god, Vassalord. The gorilla grip Johnny Rayflo still has on my pussy... I need an EN boy like him, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48660467
the opera blood sucking that looks like a blowjob scene... the sexual tension between those two was somehow better than sex itself

[Anonymous No.]

Please, god, give me an old man and a proper shota, and I'll never ask for anything again.

[Anonymous No.]

i just need a dilf with a happy trail please riku

[Anonymous No.]

I MISS WIFE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>48660902
and the shota tops the old man, amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>48660467
I have never read Vassalord but I think I need to, asap

[Anonymous No.]

>>48662522
based

[Anonymous No.]

>>48662522
This just makes me want a shota dilf duo. Is this why I ship rene and paul

[Anonymous No.]

>>48662823
get on it, anon. be warned there's no actual sex, sadly

[Anonymous No.]

>>48663540
I believe I can find it in my heart to forgive them in this case, this is mega horny

[Anonymous No.]

we have luo but when are we getting sqq

[Anonymous No.]

>>48663809
Wife's 2nd outfit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48663203
Imaginary ship of our imaginary livers....we're reaching levels of delusional not seen before

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664151
bless. today i read such a good bingqiu fanfic i thought of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>48663679
it's even hornier than i remember. they apparently made a decent anime out of it too, don't know how much horny it managed to preserve

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664245
Give link please, I also kind of want another demon boy....Mobei Jun please come home I need me an ice demon

[Anonymous No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/45670765 the cock slapping and face fucking is the best
>Mobei jun
he's one sexy motherfucker too

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664336
>>48664489
oop

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664239
Main has Todd, Chuu and Count. Nenmen has Paul and Rene. Just need a third and we'd have a complete wave for Niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664489
>fuuchan sitting on vox's face, except his leg prosthetics have to be removed so he doesn't actually suffocate vox to death under their weight, but they keep his arms on for the hand-holding
holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664614
I know Paul is the salaryman, but who is Rene? Also, every time I think of Paul I just imagine him as Larry from Pokemon Scarlet & Violet. Literally just some fucking guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664489
>>48664553
Thank you!, Moshang is my 2nd favourite ship we just need a mbj and sqh
>>48664614
We have futuristic crypto bro Paul, French revolution Rene we need to have something for this centur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664948
>implying milord wouldn't love his brother's fat ass suffocating him

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665097
his prosthetics weigh something like 300 pounds, vox would fucking die. god, he'd like that, wouldn't he. he's a demon so he could just come back or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664976
Rene is a french revolution shota spawned from an accidental typo of Ren's name as Rén

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665305
>death while eating ass
sounds like a vox thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665074
My mind went
Todd and Paul = just a dude
Chuuni and Rene = playing a character/fulfilling a role
Count is some weird inanimate-animate object. So I propose something like a Muppet. Or a sock puppet. Imagine you're watching a new boy's debut and he doesn't even have a model, you only see this in front of a green screen. It's played completely straight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665549
cum sock

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665586
That's his NSFW tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48664976
>>48665074
>Todd
Alcoholic car enthusiast, doesn't grasp the culture
>Chuu
Devoted to his gimmick and committed to his role, despite constantly exposing his soft side
>Count
He's just a skeleton who makes puns
>Paul
He's a salaryman who ended up with the gig because he understands the metric data required via his crypto investments
>Rene
He's French and therefore flamboyant, beta and stinks

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665637
count gets the most nsfw art

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665722
I need to see him take all those boys to the bone zone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665549
It's Snakeanon if he couldn't afford a 2Dlive...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665637
rene's stinky penis hng

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665797

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665797
i've managed to avoid undertale porn thus far in my life so i don't know what that looks like

[Anonymous No.]

Cummy sock: Id
Paul: Ego
Rene:Super ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665836
It ain't easy being cheesy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665989
omelette du fromage flavored

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665954
>i've managed to avoid undertale porn
I wish I were you. The magnitude at which I saw magical glowing blue skeleton cock back in 2016 could never be replicated. I learned that skeletonfuckers are the most powerful beings on the Internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48646414
cuntboy shota alban....must rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665906
Letting Count cuck Shu so he's left spiraling into a depressive fugue and thus is able to become dependent on me for emotional comfort and security, which leads to me milking his cock and prostate every night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48666226
>glowing blue skeleton cock
dare i ask why it glows...
>>48665906
every rendition of this edit makes me laugh, i hate this place for breaking my sense of humor

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665637
But paul is a failed crypto investor who keeps losing money

[Anonymous No.]

>>48666594
>dare i ask why it glows...
Because one his eyes glows
>>48666634
Just because you understand the data, doesn't mean you are good with it. Most of NijIEN has lied at some point in the application phase

[Anonymous No.]

>>48665906
Why are there two variations of this

Please stop cucking my good friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>48666190
That's the only French I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>48667059
Shu loves it. Only way he gets his Banana up

[Anonymous No.]

Paul is a stocks guy, Rene is a french revolution dude, clearly the theme is capitalism and the final boy should just be a fat cat sock puppet

[Anonymous No.]

>>48666746
and by some twist of logic that means his cock glows too, that's hilarious
>>48667157
anon... it's not even real french...

[Anonymous No.]

I will continue to love how much of a kny character vox has become. It’s everything I wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>48667478
looks just like alban

[Anonymous No.]

>>48666746
Paul says he's sometimes late for streams because he's on the run from the IRS. Fans laugh it off and think of it as a running joke with him. The IRS one day confronts him on stream and it abruptly ends and everybody freaks out. The only update we get from him after that is this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48667495
If it gets me bitches I'll say whatever

[Anonymous No.]

>>48667777
KEK that's perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>48667777
quads of truth

[Anonymous No.]

>>48668278
if paul is a feudal lord then rené can be his handmaiden