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Sexy orange KiaraDOS.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/takanashikiara

STREAM DO U: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI96hnhcr2E

STREAM FEVER NIGHT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF4rteXN57w

STREAM 4BLOOD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwc-LH8IGj8

Schedule: SOON

Previous thread: >>48322444

>> No.48472307

dead thread

>> No.48472339
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wawa

>> No.48472377

>new thread
oh nooo

>> No.48472499
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I...love kiara

>> No.48472832

>>48322444
>2 Days and 3 hours
Daaamn

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>>48472832

>> No.48473218

Kiaras most recent like is someone suggesting hotline miami to her.
Seems like a game we may be seeing very soon

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I WANT TO FUCK KIARA
https://streamable.com/onfnvc

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>>48471739
Wawa feet

>> No.48473845

>>48473218
>80% off on Steam
Hell yeah baby. I don't expect her to stream it more than once, but the music is great.

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>still watching VODs from this month
>kiara only uses wired peripherals
She's just like me anons, it's like my oshi was made for me specially.

>> No.48474570

>gets home at 4am
IS SHE FUCKING RETAR-

>> No.48474590

kiara....what the fuck lol

>> No.48474620

SLEEPSCHIZO INCOMING
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1652855826472640513?t=SfviL5YlFePNVFkmFm1F4Q&s=19

>> No.48474727

>>48474620
That driver she entertained? Yeah, me

>> No.48474734

>>48474620
no wawa on monday i guess, rip

>> No.48474839

>>48474727
Hello thanks for the photos you're a bro

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>>48474620
wawa...

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>>48474620
WAWA

>> No.48475025

Kiara was entertaining my penis for the entire drive btw

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>> No.48475343

>>48474620
https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1652856391344742400?t=nomO0K_SYnIYIROB9tjjHg&s=19

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Will Kiara ever play Eurotruck Simulator?
I think it could be really good tangent fuel, and I want to hear her shit on Innsbruck some more.

>> No.48475793

>>48475745
So that's what the border between the EU and Austria looks like...

>> No.48475960

>>48475745
Last stream she kinda said she would?

>> No.48475982

>>48475745
didnt she mention it on her last stream?

>> No.48476173

>>48475960
>>48475982
naruhodo, I'll look for the mention in Thief Simulator then.

>> No.48476920

>>48474727
Are you the balding kraut

>> No.48478346

Goddamn, Lorechads eatin' good!

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https://twitter.com/sukebeningn/status/1652870442909302785?t=_jYd60_2xEmea-rMQRf1Ig&s=19

>> No.48478596

Tough competition
https://twitter.com/_Muscleboii/status/1652839297140285444?t=ufu594se76O-qdSxYDUKRQ&s=19

>> No.48478905

>>48478503
I had forgotten about him, man, Sametori art guy has been winning recently

>> No.48479193

>>48478596
Ass is pretty much an instant win for most poals, so I'm not sure if we got this one.

>> No.48480724

>>48478905
>him
>guy

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>> No.48484763 [DELETED] 

https://streamable.com/80zpss
Ummmm /u/ schizos? What did she mean by this?

>> No.48484994

>>48484763
kys kakun

>> No.48485035

>>48484994
NTA but what does Kakun also sperg out about /u/schizos?

>> No.48485102

>>48485035
he spergs about yuribait at least, but I was thinking more about how the nigger posting a roommate clip

>> No.48485244

>>48485035
I do know Kakun throws a fit over /u/stuff. I think that anon was just calling him Kakun because not only does the retard run the roommate clip channel, I'm like 90% sure he also browses here.

>> No.48485410

I see the thread is still fighting invisible enemies and sperging out over everything? And since Kakun is still being talked about I'm guessing that schizo who vehemently defends him in particular and no other paypig is still here?

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>>48485410
Anon this thread has been shit since like the middle of 2021, I do miss those days though, Back when the thread was faster during her streams, more OC was made. And while we had schizos, we didn't have schizos who sperg out over every single aspect of Kiara and vtubers in general, and while we had retards who obsessed over paypigs, it wasn't to a point where a single paypig can cause a timeloop that goes on for an entire thread, causing more discussion than a stream. Hell, today, the most of the stream discussion boils down to one to two greentext shitposts, and at most 5-10 posts discussing her stream before it ends. Probably just being a retard, but this thread is garbage now.

>> No.48486077

>>48485953
>>48485410
a nigger sperged over dumb shit, there was ONE reply telling him "kys kakun", don't metaloop over dumb shit, ignore and move along

>> No.48486189

>>48485953
I mean, you are being retarded since nothing has actually happened yet, but the thread has taken a large dive in quality in the last year or so.

>> No.48486270

So she is streaming tomorrow, right? Did she say what she was streaming?

>> No.48486748

>>48472832
Seems somewhat normal for a no stream thread?

>> No.48486800

>>48486270
>Did she say what she was streaming?
Live sex show. With me.

>> No.48487193

>>48486748
Anons want this thread to be 5 posts a minute fast for some reason.

>> No.48487497

>>48487193
>5 posts a minute
>Fast
???

>> No.48487596

How did Kiara entertain her driver?

>> No.48487627

>>48487497
That is really fast for a split thread, and is faster than a majority of the threads on the board anyways, that would be reaching bump limit in like an hour.

>> No.48487774

>>48486748
>>48487193
Nah I have been lurking the past few weeks and there seems to be one resident schizo that constantly tries to bait or fish for (you)s and he hardly gets any replies or he gets a reply after a few hours.
I think it is the same guy posting 'dead thread' and rightfully so. I remember he got a lot of replies/engagement just before/during the Japan arc earlier this year but now everybody just seems to ignore him or reply very late or reply with 'quaso' and stop the conversation early.
I am surprised he hasn't tried samefagging or maybe he tried and still got no engagement ?

>> No.48487956

>>48487774
Nah just in general there's been a guy posting about how KFP is dead and gone, or how this split is dead in literally any thread that's talking about Kiara anytime Kiara herself goes on a break. Which is funny because the second she comes back schizos go back to the classic narrative of complaining about how everybody is KFP again.

>> No.48488031

Have a feeling the IronRat collab ain't happening any time soon.

>> No.48488365

>>48487596
bj

>> No.48488704

>>48488031
neither of them has much interest in it, don't expect it soon if ever

>> No.48489214

>>48488704
Mouse said it was supposed to happen this week, but I'm not sure now with the 3 graduations in under a week.

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>> No.48491339

quaso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHupKyPmDrk

>> No.48491714

>>48489214
Those were not graduations though.

>> No.48492695

>>48489214
quitting Vshojo just means they're going independent, they no longer receive help from the corp and no longer have to give a cut of their earnings to them, it's not a graduation in any real sense, and the ones that actually like each other and collab often have said they'll continue to do so

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I really miss wawa.

I swear to god if she starts up a stream while I'm still asleep, I'm going to cry.

>> No.48493059

>>48473709
I really loathe this stereotype of german being a hard and brash language.
It's literally american WW2 propaganda and the fact that it tarnishes the reputation of our language pains me greatly.
Seeing other native speakers play into that for cheap laughs feels like a betrayal.

>> No.48493095

>>48493059
Don't be a sour kraut.

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https://twitter.com/felipokeyou/status/1652894651899351041

>> No.48493423

>>48493292
yeesus!

>> No.48493470

>>48493292
AWOOOOOGA

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She... She's not going to stream today is she?

>> No.48495601

>>48494699
Passpartout 2 4AM JST

>> No.48496274

>>48488365
yeah she blew me

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https://twitter.com/asvow_asvow/status/1652964578211540992

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--- Lord of the Board/LotB wrestling stuff ---
It's time to choose your wrestler's pants, /wawa/. You have donald ducking, the closest thing I could find to a fundoshi in this game with potential KFP/Kiara branding that can be added, or the degenerate option.

>> No.48496629

>>48496557
Fill that baby up

>> No.48496658

>>48496557
if it's good enough for donald duck then it's good enough for me

>> No.48496778

>>48471739
Why did he listen to the Tako?

>> No.48496808

>>48496557
Fundoshi sounds fun but number 1 gets my vote.
We don't talk about the third option.

>> No.48496866

>>48496557
Please, anything but the diaper

>> No.48497033

>>48496557
Donald duck gets my vote

>> No.48497085

>>48496557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ENAiRMJaE

>> No.48497553

>>48496557
1

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https://twitter.com/Nagi_Nyaaa/status/1652947983368093697?t=4MgR5LeR6HMbnUBQivtaGA&s=19

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>> No.48499852
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>9

>> No.48500452

wawa slep

>> No.48500839

>>48496557
Diapers

>> No.48501158

wawake

>> No.48501261
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Kiara announced a special cooking stream
Says it'll be a mouthwatering spectacle
Stream starts, everyone in chat already guessing what she's making
Meme akasupas flooding in per usual
Kiara reveals today's dish; Herself
Everyone thought it was a funny flirtatious joke
Chat starts freaking out when a bunch of masked figures in KFP cosplay enters the room
They all tie Kiara on the table and undress her
Chat assumed this was a freaky rape roleplay being streamed on YouTube
One of them takes out a knife and begin slicing off Kiara's tits
Chat is in full horror
Akasupas still coming in, it is now red room donations
The KFP handlers slowly take cuts and chunks off Kiara's torso, limbs, and ass
Kiara screaming in pain and then gurgling on her saliva and blood
A KFP buries his knife down Kiara's ribs, down to her waist
Everyone starts ripping off her entrails and innards
Another group of KFPs walk in
Preparing the oils, 11 secret herbs and spices, and flour
Kiara at her dying breath reassures chat that the highest donator will get to eat her fried flesh
A KFP slaughters Kiara and gently sever her head from her body
She gives one final wink to the camera before the stream gets cut off
Taking Kiara's tits out of the oven
The smell of chicken and herbs fill the kitchen
You lay the tray down on the table
Picking up the knife, you slide its tip on her nipple
The roasted brown skin is glistening in oil
Its texture crispy and semi-dry
Thwacking the breast from the side, it barely jiggles. The breast fat lost its moisture and hardened
Picking up a fork, you start cutting a piece off
Steam puffs from the incision, the oil interior dripping out
You take a small cut and eat it
Chewy, soft, spongy, with scents of parsley and thyme
The fat melts in your mouth with the crispy skin around it giving flavor

>> No.48501324

GIRLSTALK THIS WEEKEND

>> No.48502113

>>48501324
Yeah with me

>> No.48502252

>>48501324
Say who ?

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>> No.48503536

>>48502252
A talking bush told me

>> No.48503996

>>48496557
Diaper. The boss said she wants to put diapers on us. Its not weird.

>> No.48504258

Oh yeah, new wallpaper Soon

>> No.48504799

>>48493292
Probably one of my favorites amongst the Kiara cosplayers

>> No.48504837
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Hotline Miami or Hitman?

>> No.48505072

>>48504837
Hotline Miami if she just wants to vibe, Hitman if she's got enough headspace to plan kills

>> No.48505311

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/107627521

>> No.48505886

>>48504837
Both. Also gta4 is on sale

>> No.48506228

>>48504837
both. sleeping dogs would be great too...

>> No.48506318

>>48506228
I considered recommending it until I realized SE was the publisher...

>> No.48506459

>>48506228
Sleeping Dogs would be kino af.
Fuck Squenix, they forget that it even exists, so just recommend

>> No.48506540

>>48504837
OTXO. (yes, I will shill this game, because who wouldn't love a roguelite hotline miami?)
my real answer is Hotline Miami though. seems more simple. I think HITMAN would be too much for her lovely bird brain.

>> No.48506777

>>48504837
Katana Zero

>> No.48507110

honestly any shooter that isn't first person would be great option, I wanna see her play gears or vanquish

>> No.48507301

>>48507110
I think Tomb Raider would be great for her.
Female Protagonist with lots of pretty scenery.

>> No.48507357

>>48504837
I like both, and it seems like she will play both.
But I think hitman will have more funny moments.
They both might be difficult games for kiara, but hitman is an easier game.

>> No.48507434

>>48507301
I'm surprised no one has tried to suggest this to her

>> No.48507544

>>48507110
As long as its not using a controller. Her aim is good with keyboard and mouse, but deathloop showed her controller aim needs work

>> No.48507683

>>48507301
game sucks

>> No.48507869

>>48485102
>>48485035
is he really?
several of those roommate clips are /u/ leaning. So, i'm going to doubt that a bit.

>> No.48507989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEwYoE4ebs4
I expect police and car breakdown tangents

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>> No.48508133

>>48507989
Oh. KFP wake up!

>> No.48508226

>>48507989
I swear if she starts the stream saying how dead tired she is I'm gonna kiss her forehead

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Cute.

>> No.48508334

>>48507301
Actually yeah. I have my problems with Nu-TR, but most of them boil down to "it's not the oldschool kino TR I grew up with", and given that there's no chance that Kiara would ever touch the "retro" TR's, the modern games are okay-ish at least.
Decent length for streaming (not too short, not too long), some linear narrative to keep her on track and engaged, they can tickle her sense of "exploration" adventure, the shooting aspect is doable as she's not playing on hardmode, and the modern platforming is pretty forgiving nowadays with all the handholding and checkpointing unlike SM64 etc.

Might as well throw in the Uncharteds as well while we're at it, they're probably the better games of this style, but if it comes down to superficialities like dude protag vs girl protag, you know Kiara.

>> No.48508394

>>48508256
they hate each other...

>> No.48508439

>>48508256
They should just paint each other...

>> No.48508469

>>48507869
it's not a secret, he's spergs about it on twitter regularly
as for the roommate clips idk, don't watch that shit, could be that she herself is involved with that channel, or that he's just doing whatever gets views

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>>48508334
You can also pet alpacas in the 3rd one, so it's objectively superior to any other game of the genre.

>> No.48508662

>>48506540
Hotline requires more reflexes and reactions to make things work.

>> No.48508704

Kiara should play Chicken Police for the memes
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1084640/Chicken_Police__Paint_it_RED/
It's actually a cute little game, can be done in one stream, has chickens, cats and other animals in a wacky noir mystery parody setting would basically be a fun playthrough stream like "Later Alligator" etc.

>> No.48509006

>>48508704
You should @ it at her on twitter

>> No.48510443

>>48508662
fair, I guess it's hard helping her pick games when they're not casual.

>> No.48510444

>>48508334
>dude protag vs girl protag
We need to rope her into playing tomb raider, have her enjoy that, then that's when we can suggest uncharted to her.

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https://twitter.com/The0neulost/status/1653037879717777409?t=HIV1a7adUz1cBMxsY6pdfg&s=19

>> No.48511381

>>48507301
Before the Nu-TR and it's shooting mechanics, I think she will enjoy the LAU trilogy as action game with a more badass Lara Croft.
Another thing it is the Tomb Raider IP is not under Square Enix now.

>> No.48512377

Slight delay to get foof

>> No.48512432

>>48512377
>Slight

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>"Why is it spicy?"

>> No.48513434

>>48513238
Dangerass Ramen Smelluuuu

>> No.48514031

>>48493059
>It's literally american WW2 propaganda and the fact that it tarnishes the reputation of our language pains me greatly.
>Seeing other native speakers play into that for cheap laughs feels like a betrayal.
Kiara could read out a shopping list in German and I'd think it was the cutest thing ever. Most of her lines in the Warships collab are more cute than brash.

>> No.48514431

chonkers or smoothie?

>> No.48514502

>>48514431
my nigga Bonkers

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Kiara is streaming

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thanks bob

>> No.48514882

kiwawa is a pon, a pon!

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>> No.48516734

Sara Gutenberg got busted for drug smuggling...

>> No.48517088

Austrian police saw Kiara's vibrators.

>> No.48517847

>>48517088
What a shame. Brotori should have hidden them before going out.

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>> No.48519678

>>48518304
Hey Kfp, sorry to bother you guys but is this true or is it just another shitposter trying to stir shit ?

>> No.48519746

>>48519678
She said management encouraged them to play MC, but nothing more.

>> No.48519901

>>48519678
Kiara recently thought about streaming MC once a week, nothing about management suggesting that though.

>> No.48519952

Cant watch atm, can someone give a tldr on the police story if it's happened already, or when it does

>> No.48520033

>>48519952
She was hit by, a Smoothie Criminal

>> No.48520076

>>48519952
Police found the meth lab, Kiara pinned the blame on Brotori and is currently on the run. She's streaming from Ukraine right now.

I think smoothie opened up the door from the inside and got loose. Police called her up since her door was wide open. They then chased smoothie around trying to get back in while Benny Hill music played. They all scolded brotori.

>> No.48520340

>>48519952
>someone called her for over ten minutes
>she finally picks up the phone
>it's the police
>her neighbors called them because her door was open and her cats were out
>brotori was gone for an hour and had forgotten to lock the door properly (Smoothie can open the door from the inside if it is only shut normally)

>> No.48520345

JWU
Did she say on stream on which exact convention she went? Or is she keeping the name a secret?

>> No.48520351

So she has a male drive her around all day and her chat is okay with that but if she collabs with a male coworker they will sperg out

>> No.48520648

>>48520351
>but if she collabs with a male coworker they will sperg out

>> No.48520779

>>48520351
Most of actual KFP won't care and she knows this. She's the one who simply doesn't want to collab with other male vtubers. She has openly talked about possible collabs with male Youtubers she admires though. She literally talked about TierZoo days ago and how she offered to help with a mythical animal tier list.

>> No.48520876

>>48520345
she did not specify

>> No.48521000

She totally fucked this guy

>> No.48521091

>>48521000
That was me btw and the sex was amazing.

>> No.48521413

>>48520876
Thanks. I wanted to ask a question about animuc but didn't want to risk getting banned in her chat. I hope she drops the name

>> No.48521516

Oh yea, they fuckin'.

>> No.48521605

why is she just crushing over these guys on stream, how does she think this is good stream content?

>> No.48521681

>>48521605
It's good if it filters the lgbt fags

>> No.48521701

>>48521516
>>48521605
you haven't seen his actual girlfriend i guess.

>> No.48521715

>>48521605
>crushing

>> No.48521735
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>TTRPG
tiara my beloved

>> No.48522192

>>48521516
>>48521605
It's funny because the whole point of this tangent for her was to show how good of a talker she is and hence also an amazing 'streamer'. It felt like she was saying, he was so lucky to have her on the drive and she saved him.
You could have got more mileage with the 'me me me' angle.

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>> No.48522983

>>48519952
Obviously, KFP wouldn't give a fuck at this point. But tourists who have never even seen Kiara will shitpost.

>> No.48523335

>>48522192
"ME ME ME" is tired at this point. Male interactions are in vogue rn.

>> No.48523779

Homocollabs when?

>> No.48523930

>>48523779
homo? you mean yuri lgbt shit? isn't that happening all the time?

>> No.48523982

>>48523779
I'm in Stars EN 3 and will collab with her. She will drip over my accent and you will seethe.

>> No.48523993

>>48523779
When cover hires a proper britbong with a handsome voice and accent.
Seriously Cover is so dumb in not scouting a brit with a deep voice. That guy would be a guaranteed success like Kronii.

>> No.48524077

bok bok i love (you)'s

>> No.48524342
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>> No.48525920

Kiara will build that wall!

>> No.48526022

>>48525920
gotta keep those job stealing deers out

>> No.48526451

she will not fix her chat until the next stream

>> No.48526634

>>48526451
That would imply she doesn't prepare for her streams...

>> No.48526728

>>48526634
It would imply she does. If you wanna prepareschizo you gotta say she will fix it during next stream.

>> No.48526770

911.. reminds me of that tragedy.

>> No.48526843

>>48526728
I thought that's what you meant. That it is still broken in her next stream

>> No.48527291
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She's so damned cute.

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>> No.48527932

>I need to cook a huge meal (11 Pm)

Ok that's actually not too bad

>> No.48528181

Ironmouse collab this week.

>> No.48528251

noo

>> No.48528420

The Drama...

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zelda is leaking so be careful out there

>> No.48530331

>>48530239
yeah, on me

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https://twitter.com/MGDphau/status/1653150842227412992?t=RMDzeNMqSIGBaCivnyIIQQ&s=19

>> No.48532640

>>48503536
Yeah, mine.

>> No.48532998

To that one anon asking for fangames
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653162012841586688?t=iVVM0-ezoWWaCpRzEsrvaQ&s=19

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>>48532998
cool game

>> No.48534075

KIARA POST RETARDS

>> No.48534463
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spicy

>> No.48534897
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Wawa is pretty great.

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>>48534075
Fuck you

>> No.48535690
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Fucking orange woman with her two hats and her big smile and her cute laugh and that weird obsession she has with bringing up Rick Astley's hit single from 1987 "Never Gonna Give You Up" at socially inappropriate times and the way she says "or so" at end of sentences with a definite article.
I love her.

>> No.48536177

buff fish homo apparently watched the alice streams
neat

>> No.48536608

>>48536177
That's a lot of words jumbled together

>> No.48537205

Imagine walking into Kiara's house, looking at all the shit scattered around, and thinking "Man, this woman is a slob".

>> No.48537349
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>holotalk mug showed up today
>not broken
>printing looks better than expected, even if the mug itself is a bit small for a proper American cup of coffee
Nice.
I forget if I actually bought a second one to drink out of, but I'll kick myself if I didn't.

>> No.48537384

>>48537205
Imagine all the cat hair

>> No.48537965

>>48537205
>>48537384
>fucked up fan breaks in to do a panty raid
>trips over hello fresh boxes, miscellaneous weeaboo shit, and stubs toe on a 20 kg sack of kitty kibbles
>opens drawer, nearly knocking over 5 lint rollers and and a half-eaten milka chocolate bar
>sniff.jfif
>nose full of cat hair, like doing a line of coke off a cat's ass
>starts sneezing uncontrollably, dies of anaphylactic shock on the floor
Not the worst crime show plot on TV

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https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1653192100236734464
https://twitter.com/ironmouse/status/1653192100236734464

>> No.48540074
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I really like this wawa
https://twitter.com/ClearlyNotDayci/status/1653135691285692416?t=QooK528vlWJeKAsgEfZIEg&s=19

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>> No.48542543

So which one of you was the chad who provided for Kiara and her friends and fixed their car?

>> No.48542990
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>>48542543
>and fixed their car
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"fixed"
I'm rather astonished there was a enough room for someone to slide underneath the vehicle without a jack but yet none of her entourage could see that they ripped up the heatshield / weather guard.
I've taken shit like that off in a shopping mall because of parking stops that were too high. I hope she commits this to memory, it will probably be useful when she finally gets her license.

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>>48542990
It's not better to leave it on while you're on your trip. Just remove it and fix it once you get back home.
Unrelated, but
>tfw you'll never get to experience a Kiara tangent face to face.

>> No.48543521
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>>48543168
>a Kiara tangent face to face.
From all her handcam streams, I have this visual of her talking with her hands so excitedly while tangeting. Just plain cute.

>> No.48545472

I want to have sex with Takanashi Kiara from Hololive English Myth because I think it would feel good.

>> No.48545666

>>48543168
We tangented a bit in our meeting and greet at AB. I wish we had 5 minutes instead of 2

>> No.48548608

She should stop being so orange

>> No.48551863
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>> No.48555094

>someone in thread implies Kiara is expressing romantic interest in a male she encountered
>I actually watch the VOD
>Nothing of the sort is said
I'm wise to it at this point.

>> No.48555793

The male she expressing interest? Yeah i guess you could say that is me.

>> No.48556769

>>48555793
I made this post.

>> No.48557296

I'm the mail she is waiting on. I'll be delivered soon.

>> No.48557565

>>48557296
>no delivery

>> No.48558788

>>48555094
I think it was just jokes and shitposting, but she did verbally fellate the guy on stream for having saved them, also gave him chocolate and talked about it being fated, keeping in touch, etc.

>> No.48559603
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I finally caught up with the April 18th Minecraft VOD to the part where Kiara names the countries in the EU with Mumei.
My orange wife, who is totally real and just lives across the Atlantic ocean, is so adorkable when she's thinking hard.

>> No.48560326

>>48555793
BOTH
>>48556769
ME

>> No.48561837

>>48558788
>talked about it being fated, keeping in touch, etc.
That was her shipping the two guy friends together. Maybe she has been DMing Ame lately.

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>> No.48565728

>wawa

>> No.48566051
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https://twitter.com/OLIVIOUS1224/status/1653292870051434497

>> No.48567610

Wa

>> No.48567848

>>48566051
me on the bottom right

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https://twitter.com/_magui3/status/1653077021722021889

>> No.48568736

dead thread

>> No.48568883

wawake

>> No.48569039

>>48568355
my girlfriend (wife)!

>> No.48569353
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>this month's wallpaper

>> No.48570075

>>48566051
Me one the scooter

>> No.48570751
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48570751

https://twitter.com/Dakuma_Art/status/1653326127031615488?t=xg964g9tS6TAmhvfR_OhGA&s=19

>> No.48570941

>>48561837
Ame, IRyS, Ina and Mori are all fujos

>> No.48570979

>>48570751
uuuuuuuu

>> No.48572287

What did kiara say she was doing this week again?
12 minutes,
Ironmouse collab,
What else?

>> No.48572572

>>48572287
>Watching Kiara

>> No.48572582

>>48572287
Today's a break day, Wednesday is members only, Thursday is Speak of the Devil with Ironmouse on Twitch, Friday is Mythbreakers finale on Mori's channel, Saturday is 12 Minutes, Sunday is the karaoke rebroadcast in the early afternoon and Planet Zoo in the evening.
Additionally, she might stream something on Thursday or Friday on her channel as well, I'd guess Thief Simulator.

>> No.48572635

>https://twitter.com/wagahaida_L/status/1653363089813938176
Please take notice Kiwawa, you need to collect all the dancing Holo's.

>> No.48572686

>>48572635
Isn't it the second time she post about DO U ?

>> No.48572750

>>48572686
Yes and she missed it the first time around.

>> No.48572914

>>48572750
Kiara fears the Labussy

>> No.48572943

>>48572750
I think she doesn't know that the JP members started using second Twitter accounts for their personal interests.

>> No.48573130

>>48572943
True, but she's usually eventually informed regardless. At least now she has a second chance.

>> No.48573163

She saw
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653374114680172547?t=h3hYC098soQL3HAwziixvQ&s=19

>> No.48573378

>>48573163
And the older one
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653375826346352641?t=TphQu5XLY9csnSg_E-2fhg&s=19

>> No.48573543

>>48573163
>>48573378
>???
really eloquent there, boss...

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>>48573163
>>48573378

>> No.48574235

>>48573163
>>48573378
To be fair, it is a pretty big deal when JP members on their completely own initiative at random times ends up mentioning ID/EN original songs, only sometimes Mori. Furthermore they never sing them in Holo original Karaoke, even when they are completely JP.

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>>48573378
>>48573163

>> No.48575922

La+ has been practicing DO U during her members karaoke earlier, she's playing the song at 0.5 speed to learn the english lyrics

>> No.48576087

>>48575922
Cool, like Suisei with Red and Shion with Reflect.

>> No.48576256

>>48572582
>Thief Simulator
I hope for more thief sim. Or for her to move onto hitman

>> No.48576729

>>48573163
>>48573378
>send cunny finger paint
>get cunny admiration
Is it really that easy?

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She wore a quaso beret

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>> No.48578128

>>48577298
>>48577447
La+ singing (or more like humming and meowing) DO U in her members only karaoke.

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>>48578128

>> No.48579080

>>48578128
This is ridiculously cute

>> No.48579113
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https://twitter.com/The_Raineman/status/1653399202343563264?t=2DdLuMl_EoVGOBMOyo2hng&s=19

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>>48579113
There's something weirdly off model about this. Not the art being bad, or that fan art is usually on model. But something is weird.

>> No.48579823

>>48579658
No feather, it's basically a random redhear

>> No.48580556

>>48579658
No feathers, nose, lips are are atypical for Kiara, but more important it doesn't have Kiara's characteristic hair shape.

>> No.48581358

>>48579658
No feathers, the green in her hair is a lot less teal than usual, plus the aura of this Wawa isn’t accurate to her usual vibe.

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>>48579658
It's very mamatori-esque
Like pre-mamaloni design

>> No.48582014

>>48581933
Meido have mercy I did not mean to attach that

>> No.48582026

>>48581933
wait a minute, thats a..

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>>48582026
I JUST GOT BACK FROM A 3 DAY FUCK ITS NOT LETTING ME DELETE

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>>48582103
Too late I already snitched. Say goodbye, loser.

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>> No.48583640

>>48581933
Mamaloni's design was so good I get mad whenever people make her a generic older Kiara

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>> No.48585040

>>48572582
>Mythbreakers
>on Mori's channel
Luckily -1 x -1 = 1 doesn’t apply and these two reasons to skip don’t result in a collab that cannot be skipped

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>>48585040
no worries, I'll watch it for you on another device

>> No.48586416

>>48572582
Thanks

>> No.48587079

>>48578128
holy shit that's adorable. thanks for sharing!

>> No.48587136

>>48584853
I wish Kiara had better taste so she could enjoy Chainsaw Man

>> No.48588463

>>48587136
I don't think any of us could predict her reaction.

>> No.48588676

>>48588463
She 100% wouldn't like Denji

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>> No.48592277

she hates us...

>> No.48592660

Wawa time
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653484642828275713
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653484642828275713
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1653484642828275713

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>>48592660
>HOTLINE MIAMI

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>>48592660

>> No.48592713

>>48592660
>Twelve Minutes
uh oh

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>>48592660
>>48592711
Great sched

>> No.48592850

>>48592660
>>48592711
Oh, wait, trpg

>> No.48592988

>>48592660
>>48592711
happy to see Hotline Miami made it. not sure what to expect of MC, but at worst it's still zatsu

>> No.48593100

>>48592701
>>48592988
I'm curious about what she's gonna do with the soundtrack, it usually gets claimed by ContentID and I doubt Cover want that to happen

>> No.48593228

>>48592711
pretty based schedule and those wawa titties are amazing.

>hotline miami
huh, I guessed she would play hitman first, but I don't mind being surprised.
>ttrpg
finally, if even just for closure's sake. Kiara was always one of the better active participants in the ttrpg and she will have fun
>twelve minutes
kinda out of left field but yeah it will be interesting to see her reactions
>minecraft
always nice to see, at worst it's just gonna be a comfy zatsu and at best she might finally get lucky and randomly interact with someone else on the server
>ironmouse
lol kinda bad timing now with her corpo being a dumpster fire, but realistically those talkshow collabs are always just mostly harmless mutual fluff sessions (host: "omg I love you so much!" guest: "no I love yoouu so much!!!", rinse repeat) so eh, whatever, let's get this nothingburger finally over with.

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never

>> No.48593363

>>48593100
looking at Botan's VOD two songs were ID'ed, but clearly no block was imposed

>> No.48593510

>>48593363
I think it can mess with the stream's monetization but she don't uses that Super Thank feature anyway, may as well give up on the ads.

>> No.48593615

>>48593510
matched ID rights holders have the additional options to run ads/share ad rev or track stats. I don't they can impact SC/Super thanks i.e. direct donations.

>> No.48593736

>>48592660
So she dropped Zoo game in favor of minecraft.
I wonder if she managed to find someone to play it with. it's not labled as a collab though. Too early for the NA girls, too late for JP

>> No.48593835

>>48593736
seems unlikely it's a collab, planned or unplanned. but if Kiara wants to get back in the MC groove, she needs to have some personal in-game goals.

>> No.48594022

>>48592660
WAWA IS GONNA PLAY/HATE MY FAVOURITE GAME!

>> No.48594772

>>48594022
Minecraft?

>> No.48594786

>>48593835
It'd be interesting to see what Kiara is planning to do then. Because of the time, It doesn't seem collab related.
I hope she does get a in game goal, rather than just wandering around aimlessly.

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think abt it

>> No.48594852

>>48594772
No, rebroadcast karaoke

>> No.48594897

>>48594821
>think
No thanks

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https://twitter.com/Timinybillybob/status/1653497217582354450?t=peVt_EPV9trBp9oZHJtkwQ&s=19

>> No.48595273

>>48595082
I don't know if lufthansa-timeline Kiara would've been happier, but I can sympathize with having narrowly missed an opportunity

>> No.48595909

>>48595273
in one of her latest sc readings she retold that part of her life story again and remarked that now, with some distance and reflection, she realized that stewardess is a much less glamorous and much more stressful job than she naively thought back then, so she's not too sad about "missing out" on what would've likely been just a few years gig anyway.

Sure, you might call that sour grapes, but that usually only applies to people who are in a shittier situation and rationalize/downplay the better one instead to cope, which is certainly not the case with her current Hololive job as it likely pays better than being a stewardess plus allows her to do things much closer to her "actual dream" of being a beloved idol. IIRC her main "reasons" for wanting to be a stewardess in the first place were pretty superficial anyway, other than thinking it was just going to be an "easy" service job where you just have to stand around looking pretty, she was mostly attracted to the allure of complementary bonus flights that she intended to exploit as a cheap way to go on her Japan vacations etc. back when she had no other significant sources of income. Which now is not an issue anymore with Hololive, plus all the other benefits her current job brings compared to being the glorified service sector wagie she almost became.

>> No.48598547

>>48595273
>>48595909
Plus Lufthansa sucks fucking dick. Never flying with them again.

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>>48471739
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