/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Previous Thread: >>48272447

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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Gurass

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I love Gura the most!

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I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

whwres little Gura?

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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4th unannounced day off in a row! ^^

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>>48299904
Source?

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Tourist here from /ame/ global
Just wanted to share my bizzare fucking dream about gumbo

Woke up from this weird dream i had for the second time. It's about Gura fighting and trying to kill every holomen as vengeance for getting her father killed (she killed towa which actually made me cry). They all have this weird power coming from their emotion and the stronger the emotion is, the more potent the power is. Gura has this blueish power that is supposed to be all about trust, but they said the situation became dire when she felt betrayed by Watson for letting their father die. (Yes 'their', i have no fucking idea why they have the same father) Apparently Watson's power is supposed to be loyalty and it's all about protecting and shit but Watson lost this power and it was passed on someone else, that's why she failed to protect their father. It's super fucking surreal and it's hazy but i remember some of the other girl's power. Calli has the power of love that became pure seething rage when she found out Tower died and Towa has this purple power that is strengthened from family. This power was passed on her fucking wife who i have no fucking idea who. Anyways last i remember is they're really going at it fighting with other holomen (i think pekora was there to with orange power) and then suddenly a fucking hooded anon swoops in to save Ame from Gura who was about to kill her. The fucking anon has Watson's power and was protecting her. I wanna go back to sleep just to see what happens.

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https://files.catbox.moe/6aavkc.jpg
goom

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My Goob!

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>>48299951
You didn't have to post it again. We all saw it.

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>>48299951
You know your dream sucks when Towa is involved

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>>48299933
The internet.

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>>48299933
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/107390718

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Gura is an ungrateful, lying whore.

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>>48299951
Most entertaining schizo

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>>48300104
Hold up. I've been putting my heart and soul in my doxx baits and you give the honor to that random tourist? Wtf is wrong with you people?

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>>48300177
You haven't been baiting shit, falseflagging scum.

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>>48299951
>That anon who saved ame

Not me

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>>48299951
tldr, did you rape Gura at the end

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>>48300177
ngl your time loops are so fucking boring

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>>48300266
Why would you fly with death?

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>>48300305
No i was watching it in a live broadcast because gura was trying to destroy the whole world

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>>48300292
Chill out schizo. I thought I'd do a funny for once.
New thread, new me.

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>>48300177
>putting my heart and soul in my doxx baits
Then your heart and soul are fucking nothing

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>>48300177
>pretending to be a doxx schizo
What's your angle, with this?

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>>48300177
Kek, unironically teamates are the best schizoids, don't feel too bad.

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>>48300378
It was a joke

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>>48300345
>gura was trying to destroy the whole world
I am so proud of her

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>>48300177
Sorry but you still have a lot to learn for being a shitposter.

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I feel like having sex with Gura.

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>>48300403
If you have no idea what you are doing, neither does the enemy.

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>>48300505
I am having sex with gura

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Phew, with threads like these, I just might get used to this new normal thing.

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>>48300545
Those breast are misinformation and false news

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>>48300177
I know you're larping but it's kinda sad that this haha larper and a teamates dream get more attention than that fag desperately yelling into the void for days.

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wow gura even makes AI horny

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>>48300638
So is Gura caring about her fans.

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>>48300638
Booba huhaha

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Okay, but for real this time.
There is a 92% chance of a Gura frame today.
If there isn't one, I will jump into Lake Michigan.

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>>48300545
>>48300687

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>>48300676
wtf I'm gura's booba?

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>>48300624
>I just might get used to this new normal thing.
You mean worshiping barbs' cock? yeah you'd better get used to it because she's not gonna break up for your ugly unicorn face. I hope she invites him to join holostars so they can stream together like a couple every day and you are gonna like every second of it.

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>>48300647
Have you ever considered they aren't doing it for (You)s?

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>>48300652
Gura can make any being horny

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>>48300694
>Currently Offline
Perhaps you're right.

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It took one teamate to make the other schizos jealous

Maybe I'll respect them a little more

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>>48300733
This.

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>>48300694
I told you twice:
>>48295596
>>48291854

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>>48300875
I'm glad I'm not the only one paying attention anymore

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>>48300647
I thought calling him out was the point so I larped. People don't have a sense of humor. The bottom of the barrel.

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>>48300733
Chill out schizo. I was joking. No need to get so worked up about it.

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>>48300935
She was posting here yesterday, her butthurt posts were so obvious. That's why she posted the dino.

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>>48300939
That's why we also got schizos from the bottom of the barrel... It all make sense now...

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>our tsundere schizo is mad that we are not giving him attention he's back to cuckposting
Kinda cute ngl

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Now it's obvious why her sleep schedule is always fucked up. There's 6 hours difference between EU and Eastern time, it's not easy to keep up with EU.

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A bottom of the barrel thread full of bottom of the barrel anons for a bottom of the barrel woman.

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Imagine being a bitch to the hundreds of artists who spend hours drawing art for you every day and the thousands of wagecucks who spend all their in come on your merch to support you, imagine being such human scum that, the moment someone find out that you betrayed your fanbase and that you pretend to be an idol only when it benefits your wallet and cv, you become the most spiteful woman on Earth even though you're completely in the wrong.
How can you sleep peacefully at night? when you don't have a cock to ride, of course. You don't sleep when you ride the night

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Gura is a lying whore and the only good thing she could do for her fans at this point is graduate.

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>>48300177
Look what you've done... You are making him upset now...

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>>48300694
I want to see that mystery game already KAM ON GOOBS

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>>48301185
I don't think she lives there, but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. She's lied about everything else.

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>>48301226
That feeling you get when you finally find the place where you belong...

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>>48301356
It doesn't exist. She lied, you moron.

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>>48301334
You are not helping here, stop provoking our thin skinned little troll. Just give him some attention he wants.

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I hope Gura recorded some lines in case the plane is going down

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>>48301403
>games don't exists
big think

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It feels like the badge all over again where people just deny something you could see for yourself
It doesn't really prove anything but she was inactive until like an hour before he went offline, it's not cuckposting to say she was probably just playing video games with friends

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>>48301185
She talks about the weather sometimes and it doesn't ever match that country. So unless she was lying about all that and the sunburn, then I doubt she lives there, but she probably visits sometimes.

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You guys are being dumbuds. I'm gonna watch some Korean dramas until Gura puts up her frame later.

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>>48301514
She could literally accidentally upload a video of them fucking on her official channel and they would still deny it.

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>/ggg/ is just me and the schizo replying to himself these days

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>>48301612
I'm here too anon...notice me..

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>>48301612
Nice try but I will be the last chumbud

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>>48301612
i'm here lurking while i procrastinate doing uni work

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>>48301625
Nice try schizo

[Anonymous No.]

Once upon a time, Gawr Gura, the popular virtual YouTuber, was on her way to visit her friend Kizuna AI when she happened to come across a wheelchair-bound schizophrenic man. Now, normally Gawr Gura was a very kind and gentle shark, but something about the way this man sneered at her made her blood boil. Without thinking, Gawr Gura let out a massive fart right in the man's face. The man recoiled in horror, sputtering and coughing as the noxious gas filled his lungs. But Gawr Gura didn't stop there. She kept on farting, louder and louder, until the man was practically drowning in her stinky cloud. Now, you might think this was a cruel and terrible thing for Gawr Gura to do, but my wife assures me that it was totally justified. See, the man was really a secret agent from an evil organization that was planning to destroy the entire world, and by farting on him, Gawr Gura actually saved the day. Plus, my wife says that the man was probably just jealous of Gawr Gura's success and fame, and that he deserved to be put in his place. So there you have it, folks.

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>>48301662
wtf are you me?

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>>48301612
you're not alone bud

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>>48301605
nigger please contain that cuckposting, she is free to have friends, all I want is for her to say she wasn't streaming instead of the usual wait and see

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>>48301612
anon, the schizo is you, I know because I'm you too.

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>>48301668

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>>48301612
But I am always here...

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>>48301732
knees

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>>48301732
Good one, schizo. Sauce?

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>>48301766
Every time someone brings up knees I think of the doomguy comic. "Back of the knee maybe"

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>>48301514
She has literally made a joke about him having a big dick during a minecraft stream and the retards here pretended like she said something else. They are cucks.

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What do you think is Gura's opinion on the Mario movie making 1 billion this weekend?

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>>48301998
This is true. No need for a timestamp.
I was there, anons.

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>>48300875
>>48300935
>>48301029
the mental illness is almost palbable

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>>48302063
Oh he'll post his timestamp, but anyone with a functioning brain knows that isn't what she said

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>>48302111
>replying to schizo samefagging
ngmi

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>>48302155
That's not what that was. That was me being sarcastic.

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>>48301612
chumbies are just hibernating until more gooba appears

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I hope we will get some romantic cuddly time with Gura soon where she kisses us and talks about her FEELINGS.

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>>48302357
That's fair. extremely unlikely, but fair.

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Why don't you guys post cunny? That always seems to cheer people up.

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>>48302063
>>48302111
NTA, but I got you senpai.

https://youtu.be/5QPIaKu7hjo?t=5350
>Bae: (talking about the tunnel) It's very big! Wow! Okay!
>Gura: *looks at her other screen*, quietly says B*** under her breath
>Gura: *looks back at her game screen and then quickly glances back at the other one while smiling*

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>NTA
ramao

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>>48302952
Why don't you

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jwu and I love Gura!

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>>48301596
Shrimps jammin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMzgYrOn-aM

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>>48303172
Not as much as I do tho

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>>48303120
good stream

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>>48302977
Ffs I kinda remember it being sort of a big deal back then but this is a bit disappointing. You shouldn't have actually posted it if it was this pathetic.

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I truly hope she goes away forever. Gura is such an awful person. I never thought she was like this.

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>>48303170
Should be obvious.

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>>48303251
Keep coping. It's clear as day what she said. She even smiled as if she was saying something she thought was funny.

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>>48302977
>quietly says
There was nothing quiet about it. You're being schizo and you're reaching. Now fuck off.

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Goob morning i love Gura

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>>48303284
To be fair, at the start I thought it was a bit creepy and psycho how she went all lovey dovey instantly with her chumbuds.
I still fell for it, obviously, but it took me over a year to trust her.

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gura is my son

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In the murky depths of the internet's lair,
Lurked a creature, a virtual affair,
Gawr Gura, a marine shark, so beloved,
By 4chan, she was incessantly shoved.
But with love comes envy, and so,
‘Shitposts’ filled her thread row by row,
Enter Janny, a knight in shining armor,
To restore order, rid trolls of their ardor.
With his powers, he deleted the trash,
To make way for more substantial hash,
On his keyboard, Janny typed away,
And Gura’s reputation was saved that day.
But Janny's work did not end there,
For he had one more task, to bear,
He opened his freezer, grabbed a treat,
A Hot Pocket, his victory's sweet.
With a grin on his face and a Hot Pocket in hand,
He knew Gura was safe from the trolls that he banned,
And though trolls may continue to push,
Janny stands tall, and will continue to crush.

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Gura's little lady bits...

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I love you, schizo. You're cute.

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>>48303577
proof?

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>>48302977
Whatever she said was cut off and only the last syllable came through. Her mouth moving a lot before then.

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>>48303251
I am still kinda mystified about why some are so autistic about this moment in particular, it's such a nothingball you might as well search a GURA BEING YABAI clip and pretend that's a cuckpost too

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https://youtu.be/LXuARgadd8A

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why is this schizo so unhinged all of a sudden?

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>>48303655
>all of a sudden

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>>48303655
This makes him mad
>>48300177

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>>48303346
Ok yea I played it harder. You are right.

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>>48303655
no particular clue, gura hasn't given him ay new ammo so it probably has to do with some of the other chuuba companies currently imploding

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Boy that is messed up. Can't believe we memoryholed that.

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Now if only she would stream for us, maybe we could forgive her.

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>>48303810
>>48303905
now this is pathetic

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>>48302977
That stream ruined everything.
This was the time right before the strawpoll accident and the powerwash shit is the reason why anons started looking into everything again. Shortly after, the founder's badge was found and the discord deletions happened.
The fact that she tried to secretly make a joke in front of all her fans that he has a big dick because she knew he was watching and didn't think anyone would catch it is truly disgusting and it made me realize I didn't know her at all.

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>>48303982
just look at this mental illness

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>>48303522
It took me a few months. I really wish I hadn't.

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>>48303982
Ew ew ew ew ew ew e w ew e w e eew ew ew e w ew ew ew ew ew e ew ew ew ew fuckin ewwwwwwww bitch

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The schizo finally totally lost it, huh?

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>>48304059
>>48304070
Lmao did SEA just wake up or something?

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Is this particular schizo a newfag or something. I swear the way they've been posting these last few days gives me "babby's first rrat" vibes.
Like they've been proudly posting shit literally everyone here has seen a million times already while thinking anyone is truly bothered by it.

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The funniest part is that he has literally nothing to go off of. Gura is so good at managing her private life that he's going insane with the small scraps that he has.
Sasuga Same-chan

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>>48304205
feels like someone from /b/ doing babby's first troll after the thread about gura was posted

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Gimme the Gooby news of the last 3 days or so, was on a short trip

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>>48304205
I think what's worse is that no one else is bothered by it. The reason this shit is posted again and again is because there has never been any good explanations for it. So instead, everyone just tries to memory hole it.

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>>48304321
Gura talked to Kiara on discord
Liked a shirt that said big boobies
Posted a dino gura dancing

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>>48304235
gura isn't really that good at it, it's more like there's really nothing to go off because she is a pretty private person even offstream and kinda of a hermit

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>>48304321
Latest one
>>48289793

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>>48304355
vpn, easy

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>>48304321
also she demands us to forget everything we know

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>>48304406
What is this meant to be. A poster for advertisement that nothing else comes from or more?

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Why does he lie about my sharkwife so much?

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>>48304456
pretty much, also a themepark is going to be holo flavored for a month

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>>48304321
It was all a ruse and we remembered that we got severely cucked. That's about it.

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>>48304355
pic unrelated I suppose? because for that one we have so completely destroyed anyone thinking she was in sweden that it's the guys who still post that the ones that memoryholes how unfeasible it is

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>>48304554
I don't remember cucking the schizo by having sex with chumbuds tho?

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>>48304675
kek

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>>48304675
kek

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>>48304675
no, because the one sexing her was me

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>>48304502
Combination of jealousy and severe mental illness, mostly the mental illness.

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>>48304675
Kek

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>>48304675
I don't think that makes as much sense as you think it does.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this holocity thing that Cover is doing? I checked out the website but still don't understand lol

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>>48304675
Gura cucked the schizo by giving chumbies succy.

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>>48304909
>chumbuds are schizo's oshi
>I fuck a chumbud
>I cuck the schizo
I think it makes perfect sense

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>>48304909
Nah it does. Seethe.

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>>48305017
wtf chumbuds are whore! Schizos don't look.

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>>48305053
You can't be both the cucker and the cuckee, anon.

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>>48305150
Indeed. That's why schizos can't be a cucker because they were cucked by Gura.

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>>48305297
Yes. The same goes for any poor soul who took that "love forever" bs seriously.

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Do chumbies not ritualpost in global anymore? Its all hagposters and non-chumbies now

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>>48305365
I just check and there's already two Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>48305358
Yes those poor schizos :(

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I can't do this anymore bros. There's an local cosplay escort and Gura is one of her choices. I'm seriously considering of giving in. I need to fuck her so bad...

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>>48305365
The chumbuds left. You missed them just now. It's only us cucks left.

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day 11 without a public stream?

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Gura will stream today.

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>>48305458
>public
who cares, greys get the rope

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>>48305451
you know it has gotten really easy to spot you, schizo-kun

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>>48305458
4 weeks without a MC stream, make it sounds worse newfag

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>>48305449
whore

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>>48305449
Really? Where do you live?

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Maybe the two of them think they're
"Just owning the pedos"

[Anonymous No.]

I remember watching her debut thinking there was no way I'd love this girl.

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>>48305587
I watched her debut and though she had potential, glad I was proven right and then suddenly I found myself loving the shark

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>>48305686
And now look at the mess we're in.

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>>48300403
why are you calling yourself a doxx schizo?

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>>48305736
>we

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>>48305736
>we

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>>48305736
>we

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>>48305587
I was pleasantly surprised that she chose to sing some citypop

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>>48305736
I think the only mess here is you and your shitposts

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i love AI

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Yes we includes (you) or did you people get any streams that I'm unaware of? Retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>48305938
>It's never a good idea to mess with the chumbies

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>>48306124
Oh nyo they'll make an ai write a funny story about me. How will I ever recover?

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>>48306084
I would've missed the streams this week so I'm good with no streams. Get fucked if you aren't busy enough to fill the down time.

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>>48306205
Not a single person here gives a shit about your schedule boomer

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When is she streaming?

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>>48306179
>me
And who the fuck are you?

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>>48305520
>It's actually 10 days without a stream BTFO!

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DOXSISTERS DON'T LOOK

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>>48306286
She might be streaming right now ToT

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>>48306432
We are legion.

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>>48306460
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>48306453
Are schizos even trying anymore?

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>>48306460
UOOOHH I CAN ALMOST SEE IT

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>>48306509
>We

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>>48306509
>We

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>>48306528
Harder than Gura.

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>>48306460
T u T

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>>48306460
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I NEED TO CORRECT THIS TINY SHARK!

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>>48299812
https://discord.gg/eT9PQgQHkP

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Will she?

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>>48306573
I doubt it
https://files.catbox.moe/7mcusu.png

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mornin
>>48306686
why do you keep posting invites to this server

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>>48306722
Think again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored. Any Gura cosplayers live on chaturbate right now?

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>>48306700
marry me? She already did.

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>>48306756
I did, still doubt it
https://files.catbox.moe/dobxe9.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>48306758
>tats
Ruined

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>>48306758
>roastie cosplaying as gura
this is just sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>48306833
Yeah, I wish they wouldn't do that.

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>>48306813
Fair enough. I'll admit my bluff.

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>>48306932
They can get millions of views with Gura cosplay, apparently.

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>>48306939
Would palm those cakes desu

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>>48306573
RUMAO

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Bros I heard in the fishtank that Gura will graduate from hololive.
It's Over...

[Anonymous No.]

Activity literally any moment now, right guys?

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>>48307452
yes but not today, or anytime soon

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>>48307449
ok I admit I want to fuck this

[Anonymous No.]

We're about to marathon Gurassic Shark 1, 2 and 3 in one epic movie night!

[Anonymous No.]

G-guys...?

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>>48307685
what

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>>48307724
I don't know. Shouldn't something be happening?

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>>48307772
too early for happenings

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>>48307772
Yes I just farted and about to take a shit

[Anonymous No.]

Would be funny if she ended up not streaming today haha

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>>48307865
oh mant that'd be HILARIOUS

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>>48307865
This thread will be funny that's for sure.

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>>48307837
I took my first shit of the day earlier

[Anonymous No.]

will gombel stream today

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[Anonymous No.]

Someone do a poll. It's for science.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's ask elfenemma to cosplay as Gura.

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>>48308147
I read this as Elf enema at first

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>>48305587
Mann.. What I'd give to watch her debut live, participate in those threads, and be a day 1 shrimp.

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She's charging up for Movie May
1 movie each day

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>>48308283
It just hurts harder. Weird moment to wish for that but ogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308283
/jp/ global was fun. Even the schizos were fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308353
Don't do it chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

I'm waiting for that poll. Schizo, you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308085
>>48308607
wanting a poal but wanting someone else to do it for you is like the people who don't setup tweetdeck, it's the easiest shit in the world, there's a limit to laziness man

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308607
http://poal.me/amtxj4
http://poal.me/amtxj4
http://poal.me/amtxj4

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308845
I'm on my phone smoking weed and I have never heard of tweetdeck.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the best Gura cosplayer right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308902
I knew I could count on you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308902
How exciting

[Anonymous No.]

Yep he's online, nothing to see here chumbies.
See you tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48309401
This has never been relevant to Gura activity.

[Anonymous No.]

>broken clock

[Anonymous No.]

>>48307865
It wouldn't surprise me. My opinion of Gura honestly can't get any lower. She's by far the laziest and most uncaring member of Hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310010
I guess we'll see, huh. How very, very exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

You think that this schizo would get tired at some point? Do something else, make your parents proud, or masterbate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310117
This is his life, listening to the voices in his head and failing to achieve anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310078
OK schizo, so what's your next cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310117
Who knows. They are mentally ill. Desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310175
>Still no frame
Why would that anon need to cope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310304
Do your timezone reps you neanderthal

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310304
>that anon

[Anonymous No.]

It would be a great night for some romantic kissy time in her bed. I feel a bit down and could use some virtual handholding lovemaking with my sharkwife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310362
Well? What did it say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310421
>Everyone that talks back to is me the same person

[Anonymous No.]

>>48306813
Holy fuck how is she so hard
I can barely get even half hard... Imagine if she bullied my tiny limp dick with her big hard shark cock...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm on a shrimp kick this week. I might buy an even BIGGER shrimp for the tank tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

WHY... why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310482
>admission of guilt

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310175
Yes, what cope? At least wait until there's a frame before you get all smug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310670
Are you frustrated?
Gonna lash out?

[Anonymous No.]

I think
Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310670

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310781
Her streaming was what we were talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310792
I wish her fans would keep lashing out until she changed her behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

What would it take for WW3 to break out on the northern European border?
I'd like to enlist in the Russian anti-air mercenaries when it happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310868
Is that Elliot Rodger in the last car lmfao

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310657
You're gonna have the best damn shrimp tank there ever was if you keep this up.

[Anonymous No.]

Therfore I am
Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310903
Why the fuck would I want her to change? I love Gura the way she is. She's an annoying, pain in the ass that makes my heart flutter. I don't want cheap affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310889
You are hallucinating. She isn't streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311001
Your affection for her is the cheapest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311001
But you're not getting any affection from her anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310722
I genuinely don't care lol but there's still no frame so I'm pretty sure anyone spinning those type of rrats isn't coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311021
I fucked up, I ment it was not what we were talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

are ya gonna goom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311067
Now I'm just confused. I give up.

[Anonymous No.]

Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311055
Wdym? I just had two movie dates with her with more on the horizon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310868
I miss BT, what a lad.

[Anonymous No.]

No

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311132
>But muh watchalongs
That's sad

[Anonymous No.]

Gura if you are going to stream please do it later than your usual time, I am busy today

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe if we form a circle and dance to a tune we can summon her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311132
One every week so far,(which i'm still grateful for) but she wasn't very affectionate during those. Mostly exhausted from lack of sleep. But I'm glad she finally gave us an update last stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura please watch the first six Star Wars movies with us, you'll only really appreciate it all if you watch all six

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308902

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311328
>Said she was going to do 3 streams this week
>It's looking like she also don't stream today
>There's only 3 days left this week
Anon...

[Anonymous No.]

Buds I have a gambling problem....

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311629
Same. I gave my heart to the wrong woman.

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311711
fuck off faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311629
Back to rehab, Nadav.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48310467
It just said '8'. I think they got the wrong ball.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311821
No she's busy preparing for a concert almost no one will see and some other random recordings and advertisements

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311862
Oh shut up and go play some slot machines retard.

[Anonymous No.]

You're outing yourself a bit with that last one buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>48311821
Gura is bred by Me

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no frame
10 DAYS OF NO STREAMS! LETS GOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312010
Let us all fap together to celebrate the occasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312008
source

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312010
gray kun...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus fucking christ woman put up a fucking stream. Just a token effort

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312140
Nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312140
She just did a watchalong, let her rest, she was probably working all week

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312099
From Balbi to Watchalong was 5 days, from Watchalong to now is another 5 days. 10 days of no streams on her channel. It will be 11 days with no public streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312140
You bored anon? We can play some games after I do reps if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312233
Everyone else was also working yet they still streamed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312233
I genuinely have lost the ability to tell if these posts are flase flags meant to provide same fag material to shit on chumbies/Gura cause this sure as shit can't be a real sentiment

[Anonymous No.]

That hololive city thing looks interesting. Gura in a flight attendant uniform is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, I want to goom with you tonight, grab your 3Dio.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone got the sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

Take a whiff and calm down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312430
>if these posts are flase flags
It is, no one would earnestly use the word "just" there as though it happened a mere day ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312430
What are you talking about? That's obviously a real post made by a real chumbie. You are getting paranoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312396
Everony else also take a lo days off vecause working schizochama. They already said that many times but you brain can't work like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312712
Come again, ESL-chama?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312800
Get a rope schizochama

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312712
Hi RanMa

[Anonymous No.]

What do neetbuds do nowadays? I know unitybuds always have something to watch and repbuds are always busy but what about you fellas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312890
Kys darkmaze

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313045
Probably just watch something else other than vtubers. Not really different from what other fans with only one oshi do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313045
I just returned to doing what I did before September 2020. Conspiracy theories, doomposting and drugs. Nothing special.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313076
No it's me, Slifer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312097
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102680287
google drive link on kemono doesn't work anymore

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Poll is at 12-12 btw

[Anonymous No.]

Why the fuck is our oshi the laziest in hololive. It's not fair. I've been running defense for her years now but she's finally reached the "I can't defend this,I can't change this, I just swallow it" stage

[Anonymous No.]

It's Friday Night and I'm ready for cybersex with my sharkwife. Gura's sweet, delicious cunny and her juicy thicc sharktail, I want to enjoy her tonight! Her eyes are so pretty, they're just like looking into the ocean. I hope Gura sings Ocean Eyes again soon. I've got a text document saved that's just lines and lines of erotic roleplay designed to tickle her labia. Please take a break from your Hololive homework and let's delight in a series of passionate orgasms together, Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313609
>our

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313652
Yes, Gura is by far the laziest Holo in Hololive and we enabled this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48312010
>demands streams
>doesn't know when the last ones were

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't watch part two of that train game or baldi's basics or either of the watchalongs. I am currently hoarding Gura vods like a squirrel before the harsh winter. I may have almost 10 by the time she goes back to Japan! Whilst all of you fags are losing your minds I will plug one stream a week into the chumputer and get my weekly fix.
I advise everyone else to start rationing too, unless the next frame is an unarchived karaoke keep it in your back pocket. We do what we must in the what I can when I can arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313756
>>48312323

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313782
Based adaptabilitybud

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313833
Yes, we saw you move the goalposts when you got called out

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313885
One watchalong don't reset the cycle copebud. It's 10 days of no streams on her channel.

[Anonymous No.]

can you guys try not replying rather than 'hah gotcha it's actually only been five days and maybe six, she still has one to two days to do all two streams this week',

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313609
>>48313743
Weren't you just on global this morning attacking--and responding to yourself--using this same language on Fauna to call her lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314012
No? Fauna clearly isn't lazy whereas Gura is by far the laziest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314012
No you fucking idiot, I was not. Call me a schizo all you want but don't just assume it's all one guy
Who'd ever call Fauna lazy anyway she streams like, at least 3 times a week

[Anonymous No.]

I'm getting mixed messages, they hate on chumbuds yet at the same time they are acting like they are very concerned about our well being. Are the threadshitters tsundere for chumbies?

[Anonymous No.]

No shitposting in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314193
they switch between ''you should hate Gura she deserves to be punished'' to ''actually I'm worried about you guys mental health even if I'm the one going apeshit about Gura'' when the first one doesn't work

[Anonymous No.]

>>48313833
So you either are claiming someone else's statement as your own or that you purposely lied for your all caps narrative. Here's the "you" I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314176
The week isn't even end. No time zone schizos can go and kill themselves because for gura stiñl friday

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314193
They switch it up so often that they even start to mix up their own narratives sometimes. They're very confusing and confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314403
I think its trying to communicate.
What should we do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314208
Thanks, I've been looking for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314390
>>48313989

[Anonymous No.]

yep she's back to lazy ghost gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314403
Anon we do this every day
If she does show live signs and has a frame up at this time, she ain't streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314609
Even this is just cope at this point.
Lmao
It's much worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314609
Fans have to keep lashing out at Gura until she changes. The problem is that we stopped when she should've kept going.

[Anonymous No.]

Seductive thumbnail incoming, she's going to stream a short members zatsudan where she deep kisses us between topics.

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba smell

[Anonymous No.]

why is the poll gone?
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314176
You do use the same language and entitlement though, not just for Gura but all of EN. Can't claim no one watches Gura though so it "stream" again and again with no context and not bothering to look up the last ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314782
denjyarasu

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314709
the problem is greyfaggots dogpile onn you for harassing her while she has 'health issues' even though she hasn't mentioned those once since last year

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314670
She's gonna stream today abd you will die later

[Anonymous No.]

These people were never very good at pretending they're chumbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314900
Especially not since she addressed it, they might as well drop the mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314900
Is friday and they asking to be banned again

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba flatulence

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314939
Greyniggers are pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314876
Well I guess I'm safe then because that's not happening chumstradamus

[Anonymous No.]

You can't escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314900
>>48314939
>>48314962
how does it feel being this much of a retarded yesbud? you faggots keep saying she'll stream 'tomorrow' for sure and we're at the end of the week. Sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314939
Addressed what exactly? She just gives non answers and says she'll stream But doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

Gays I wanna marry this creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315055
>>48315071
You are not even trying to hide anymore schizo retardchama. Truly patehtic

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315030
guilty conscience?
>>48315071
>you faggots keep saying she'll stream 'tomorrow' for sure
I haven't said that once, i'm playing games and when a frame pops i'll be there
>>48315101
That she is doing her best and will do what she can, when she can. She also appreciates all the support and kind words

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314709
>we
You know what's funny is during that infamous stream chat the mods ban four-five people and the chat miraculous went back to normal. "We" disappeared really fast for a sentiment that was apparently understood by everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315135
No u

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315069
Take me, Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315150
Imagine being this much of a doormat. Sad and browbeaten cuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315135
Sorry anon, you can't marry me (bottom right), I'm already married to Gura (middle)

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies you have looped the same conversations day after day and I'm getting bored. Why do you guys copypaste your posts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315184
>Only four-five people had the balls to criticize her
Thanks for pointing out the problem

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think any on the past like twenty posts have been chumbuds whether it's menhera or patient, are you guys seriously replying to yourselves and only yourselves, do you not have anything at all better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315284
>>48315184
it was way more than 4-5 people. check the old vod comments as well(both the members and callisto protocol one) none of them got banned she just closed chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315293
They never reply to me so I assume they are

[Anonymous No.]

>offline
>probably went to sleep
FRAME SOON
IKUZO

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315215
Why does your phone autocorrect "guys" into "gays" if you're married to gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315293
>I love posturing as being on a high horse and not caring about Gura streaming! Caring about when she streams means people don't have a life!

Fucking normie trash scum that watch clips

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315284
Lol whatever mental gymnastics you have to spin for yourself. You against the world huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315179
>>48315179
>doing her best and will do what she can, when she can
She still doesn't bother to stream or communicate no no she really isn't.
>She also appreciates all the support and kind words
You mean she appreciates that she doesn't have to do anything for her fans and they will still support her? That just shows that Gura isn't a good person and is taking advantage of people.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is disappointed by the lack of feet pics in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315293
Well if having the most mild normal human take ever makes me not a fan then idk, but yes i am a retard who can't resist biting bait. Reminds me why i don't usually hang out here

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315447
b-but posting gibberish and gifs on twitter is totally communication!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315425
I didn't even talk about my clearly very important opinion on the matter you dumb nignog, didn't a small corpo have a yab earlier, can't you go to the catalog for a little bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315519
>random deflection
I don't care about some other company, I want gura to stream, retard

[Anonymous No.]

I took a look at the other splits and its crazy to see how similar their shitposters are to ours.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll be happy with just a members kissing stream tonight, we don't have to go all the way. Maybe with a little heavy petting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315573
Cope harder. She lied to us, her fans, yet again. This is not a raid. Wake the fuck up, retard. This is actually happening.

[Anonymous No.]

FEET FEET FEET

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315548
You don't even know when the last streams were. Just admit you always hated her and then kill another thread in catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315681
Fascinating, tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

This will defeat gura's viewership

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315681
The irys split apparently has a cuckposter too. /vt/ is weird man

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315681
Nobody said anything about a raid though? Are you feeling called out?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315756
Could be but not a single person in here gives a single flying fuck about the irys general now do they, retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315702
What the fuck are you on about? I'm a fucking trident you greybud faggot yesbud. Sorry for actually caring about watching her you casual fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315824
Why are you so hostile? I just mentioned how similar the shitposters are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315766
>Insinuating that schizos from other threads entered this one to shit it up.
>Muh we didn't say raid btfo

[Anonymous No.]

So no stream again today? Didn't she say she had 2 games she was going to play this week? Gura lied again, oh nyo. Why can't she just tell us exactly when she'll be streaming? It's because if she said the actual day it would look bad on her because she's already taken so much time off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315878
It's offtopic you fucking yesbud retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315833
Caring=naming calling and attacking Gura and fans
Riiight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315984
They will now say that you don't want gura to stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315984
>wanting gura to communicate and stream = attacking
holy yesbud logical leaps
it's like your brain is flat as gura's chest

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315984
Yesbuds enabled this. They don't deserve any respect, they are functionally worse than antis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315934
She can schedule TTRPG weeks in advance though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315934
No it's because she can't tell a week in advance if she'll be gaming with her bf or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315573
at least our shitposters can be goofy sometimes. a lot of the other splits have just autism where they sperg out if you don't know what a girl said 1 year ago at a specific point in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316057
or the star wars watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

>>48315702
btw proof that i've been here probably longer than your newbud ass who didn't know the good old days of schedules and streams. fucking complacent fuck that doesn't want streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316057
wither collab, as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316104
Whose are like that? Genuinely curious. Does JP side get it too?

[Anonymous No.]

Arguing on the internet is lame in itself, but ENJOYING arguing on the internet is genuinely depressing

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316256
JP autists and antis are both way worse than what we get

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316270
Do you have any idea where the fuck you are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316211
what's your name in chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316377
>Just doxx yourself bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316377
nice try faggot. now post your badge or else you're a greyfaggot whos opinion is discarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316211
you should cancel your membership, I did and I have no desire to go back

[Anonymous No.]

this month 3 streams. lets gooooo!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316211
Gura channels has always had a lot less videos than Myth or anyone from that time. So unless you're telling me that Gura was some collab hog and had a good chuck of her appearances locked up on other idol channels then Gura has always has less output overall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316357
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316057
>>48316252
>Can't commit to regular streams
>Can commit to collabs
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316443

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316492
Woah hold on buddy! Don't forget the two warchalongs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316592
Our precious, precious watchalongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316512
she used to stream a lot for the first year of debut, then it was at least 3 per week at the very least(public ones) for a bit which was fine still. then schedules dropped and it became 2, slowly 1 then none per week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316211
I'm too freakin poor for a membership anon. At least you got to see your oshi four days ago. I didn't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316677
This can't be right. It only goes down...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316677
>>48316721

[Anonymous No.]

Whinybuds that never chat or probably never superchat are the worst
They're too afraid to say anything outside of their bubble.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316716
It was only for two hours and change if that makes you feel better. I like gaming streams more.
>>48316721
this is the new normal

[Anonymous No.]

I think I'm gonna be kinda fucking pissed if she doesn't at least hold up to the two streams she hyped up for this week. like damn bitch stop promising shit you wont deliver, cant be that hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316793
That one is too complicated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316808
we did say something last time and she communicated...for like a week and a half

[Anonymous No.]

More importantly, how come she couldn't get a KU-100?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316793
>>48316852
tl;dr dec-jan-feb have sucked ass and april and march have been barely better

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316677
I know things have been different since November for the reasons Gura has stated. But her channel output has never matched the others so the "stream" argument is such low hanging fruit that could easily be thrown by anyone even before November.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316875
She doesn't like us hearing her mouth and stomach noises and doesn't like doing ASMR in general if it wasn't obvious enough by now despite how much asmrbeggars beg

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316934
4 streams in 2 weeks is perfectly acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

What happened feistybuds? Didn't you finally fix her with your whining? Will you finally take the hint and fuck off? Who am I kidding, you're already back to crying until Gura has to close her chat on her next frame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317006
I'm not comparing her to others, just to her past self and the amount of streams has been cut down to 1/3 of what it used to be on a good month

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317042
You should thank feistybuds for gettinng these 4 streams at all you fucknozzle. Otherwise you'd have been waiting longer for nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317042
no, I've pretty much given up and have no faith in her and no hope she'll ever improve, I'll just whine here when I feel like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317095
you had nothing to do with it, the only thing you got was a pinned message

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316459
I've been holding onto hope that things become better this time for sure and don't want to lose the near debut streak as dumb as it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317152
surely, that's why it suspiciously appeared after the latest vod hit nearly a thousand comments and a r*ddit post hit the front page again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316811
Yeah gaming is my favorite too along with impromp collabs. I still want to see her finish the trident and this is from someone that never cared about Minecraft.

[Anonymous No.]

ASMR cybersex soon!

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gowver

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317216
so any stream she ever did you would have taken credit for, great job

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317042
There you go hallucinating about a "next frame" again. Where the fuck is the frame retard?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317280
Say whatever you want, it's weird that it happened twice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317240
same. i miss those days where she'd have chill mc collabs randomly. we had a small taste with the okayu/lui one recently but it's not enough

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no frame
What an actual fucking joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317351
Pretty sad seeing Okayu building things nearby and talking about Gura like she is going to show up an interact with her again. Kaela situation all over again

[Anonymous No.]

Does reddit know we're being cucked? Maybe someone could tell them about it. For scientific purposes ofcourse.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't understand how you can look at 5 streams a week and think "this is fine". It's literally fucking getting worse and worse. What she can? Nothing.
When she can? Never

Reasons? Not provided, not even yesbuds can agree whether its muh health or muh projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317666
5 streams a week is not fine, it's amazing!

[Anonymous No.]

bot got confused I guess but it's definitely not health or projects, she's showing up for collabs just fine like a couple of you already bitched about, she just ain't trying

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317042
Gura told everyone delivering feedback to basically fuck off by:
1)Censoring them at first
2)Refusing to explain anything and playing the "uwu i'm doing my besht" card...in a chat comment. No reasons, promises, timetables or anything were delivered.
3)Immediately relapsing.

I did it once, back in late 2022. I did it twice, with the recent ghosting. But squeezing 3-4 streams out of her every quarter of a year cause it got so bad reddit noticed isn't accomplishing anything. I can't fix her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317640
Streaming and interaction are more important than anything else in Hololive and Gura doesn't seem to understand that.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are they so passionate in their love for the chumbies? They've completely lost any semblance of self control.
I've never been this popular before, what do I do?

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>>48317777
She understood it just fine for years. There's no way a manager or coworker didn't at least tell her. She just doesn't WANT to do it. No one who WANTS to fucking stream or WANTS to throw her fans a bone can't find a few hours a week to do it. It's streaming games for fucks sake, its not exactly labor. This is irrefutable.

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>>48317769
But I got my movie dates, so Gura listens to me and loves me.

[Anonymous No.]

We're currently in the [It's over.] phase. On Monday we will be in the [We're back.] phase.

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>>48317777
Well she has no incentive to change. As long as people keep buying merch, she will rake in the cash anyway, even casuals buy tons of her merch.

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>>48317777
It certainly makes hololive what it is if you are talking about regular interaction with other members, sadly she is mostly in a bunker nowadays outside rare occasions, even from the EN girls.

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>>48317938
very optimistic

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>>48317845
Don't bother. Everyone with half a brain knows this. The other ones will be stuck with their cognitive dissonance for the rest of their lives.

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>>48317946
Merch sales will eventually collapse. Not into "not selling at all" tier since haha le funny shark mascot, but into "why should I care". Streamers must stream. For years I thought Gura was some savvy content creator who can manage her channel but I realize now that was a pretty retarded impression I had.

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>>48317666
>this is fine
There is no such thing as "this is fine", either you believe in her as a fan and give her a comfy place to come to when she is able to like she wants, or you trash on her like an anti
It's not about being a yesbud, wanting as many gura streams as possible is a seperate problem that you as an adult have to deal with
Since I know you will probably bring up communication next to justify your actions, clearly as easy as you think it is for her it obviously isn't otherwise she would do it. She is fully aware of the situation but still struggles with it, it's just how it is. Believe that she is doing her best for us

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>>48317938
>We are back
It was 4 streams then another watchalong that was no "We are back". We haven't been "back" at all for a year.

[Anonymous No.]

It's likely that cover's app is still broken, and Gura can't say that publicly because that paints a bad image of cover corp.

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>>48318035
>Merch sales will eventually collapse
nakirigumi and aquacrew would like to have a word

[Anonymous No.]

What Gura wants to do is come up with fantastical roleplay scenarios where we meet, fall in love, and get into some naughty cunny rubbing under the covers ASMR sexytime.

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>>48317964
Gura doesn't even feel like she's a part of Hololive anymore.

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>>48318083
Only hers? Cope harder.

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>>48318035
It turns out giving lazy people so much easy and immediate success isn't good for them. The JPs had to actually grind for their success and you can see the difference.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder if the schizo posting has gotten to her making her either scared or feeling depressed

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>>48318083
Every other EN is still streaming anon.

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>>48318052
>clearly as easy as you think it is for her it obviously isn't otherwise she would do it
Then why was she able to do it regularly in the past? She even used to blogpost updates for us in the members tab.
>Believe that she is doing her best for us
She isn't exactly showing it.. If anything it feels like she's actively avoiding us..

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>>48318268
I wonder if she has or will ever realize that that's exactly what she did to her fans and has been doing for like 5 months now.

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>>48318147
she is but in mascot form for ads and merch

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>>48318241
can you blame her that much? If I got a ticket to becoming rich in a year I'd fuck off and retire. She's just soft retired now so she can keep passive income coming in while throwing a stream bone once in a while

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>>48318052
this is not her best by any measure, she laid out two whole streams including new vegas, a game she mentioned wanting to play like two months ago and we're at the end of the week with nothing
that pseudo larper from yesterday was way off because this is her showing her worst side

[Anonymous No.]

I like Gura so I shall buy merchandise.

[Anonymous No.]

I just love Gura, buds.
I don't feel the need to complicate it or try and justify it.

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>>48317938
This but the "We're back" getting increasingly desperate and nervous.
>>48318052
>believe in her as a fan and give her a comfy place to come to when she is able to like she wants
I will always be a fan of her streams but there is certain level of entitlement in expecting people to hang around and more importantly pay memberships and buy merch based on her showing up whenever the fuck she feels like it and outright telling them to not have any expectations of her as a content creator whatsoever.

On the EN side ONLY Gura can do this and she knows it, she knows she can coast along with barely any effort because of how large her fanbase is and how beloved she is. It's her right to be this kind of streamer from this point on but at the very least she should do some sort of state of the channel thing (no a pinned message in a prechat is not good enough)

Ame encouraged her members to drop membership during one of her spotty streaming arcs because she didn't think it would offer enough value.

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>Im trying my best
Only people who are actually trying to improve themselves get to say that. Gura is just saying that to excuse her laziness and incompetence.

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>>48318439
It's about the promises made along the way and about integrity you subhuman scum.

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I think Gura should sit on my hard penis and insert it in her pussy

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>>48318268
She could easily prove them wrong, by showing that she actually cares about us, and not just saying she does once in a blue moon.

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>>48318547
it would go a long way if she didn't only pop back up after a fresh meltdown

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>>48318547
This. She could prove all the antis wrong at any fucking point in time and get us out of this fucking loop. She doesn't. Let that sink in and think about the implications ffs.

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>>48318499
I'm unhappy with it too but I'm a scumbag like her too who only cares about money. Just being honest. Some people have passion but she doesn't seem to have it

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>>48318499
>Promises
Gura doesn't care.
>Integrity
Gura clearly doesn't have any.

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>>48318052
>either you believe in her as a fan and give her a comfy place to come to when she is able to like she wants, or you trash on her like an anti
If I wanted to trash her like an anti I'd be on her VODs calling her a failure who can't do the same job as the 50 other people her company hires.

What you seem to think is that Gura showed one sign of faltering and people just jumped her. But she's been literally DYING as a content creator for a year now. Every single month it gets worse and worse. You are the schizo here, watching some wither away and spazzing out at the people pointing out the pattern. Gura will never fucking return. best she could do after a fanbase meltdown is 4 streams in a row, proving its possible, but she just doesn't want to fucking do it.

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>>48318268
>>48318547
you think she gives a fuck about schizo posting here? she fucks off the internet and social media on her offdays. i'm not even sure the vod comments got to her, who has time to read all that shit?

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>>48318323
She is struggling, be it health, deadlines or something we don't know about.
>She isn't exactly showing it
Well that is where you have to trust in her, she is doing what she feels like she can do at this point in time

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>>48318816
she could tweet out when the next expected stream is instead of gibberish and fucking gifs

[Anonymous No.]

Getting a little dramatic in here are we?

[Anonymous No.]

We need more 3D Gurass content.

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>>48318865
Do you get the impression that she knows when that is?

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>>48318791
>who has time to read all that
Gura doesn't read any comments. The only way to reach her is prechat, reddit threads, lucky superchats and her managers if you can contact them.

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>>48318816
she objectively is not, the bare minimum would be actually cancelling rather than letting an entire week of a streaming window slide by with no word

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>>48318791
>i'm not even sure the vod comments got to her
Of course not, no way she reads comments. Only after reddit starts complaining and a manager sees it and tells her about it will she do some damage control.

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>>48318886
When are they not?

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>>48318924
she clearly has some kind of schedule if she was able to add the star wars watchalong to it and had mythbreakers on it

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>>48318816
>Trust in her
We just established that she lied to us again last stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you guys women?

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>>48319016
Their reddit is fucking dead even posts by talents only get 30-40 comments sometimes if staff is only monitoring that place to keep track of fan sentiment they are more incompetent than I thought.

[Anonymous No.]

I see the vod comments has a couple feisty buds again and of fucking course darkmaze is there playing defense. fucking grey retard camping the comments

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>>48319026
When they're asleep, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

We need
>cute panties
>no panties
>excellent tail physics
>nice ass shots
>more shrimps gangbanging that tight shark cunny.

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>>48319107
No but Gura clearly is

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>>48319107
The resident fembud keeps rejecting me. I just want to get some sushi with her

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>>48319026
>>48318886
I'll stop being 'dramatic' when gura streams again

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>>48319124
See, I told you they would still be there.
Bottom of the barrel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319161
Only just barely. She's mentally a child ToT

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>>48319124
Darkmaze is just a retard anti who thinks he's helping kill Gura's popularity by spreading FUD and drama. He thinks if there's too much support for her streaming she actually will and oh no Gura would be back instead of basically graduated.
Caught him and his alts use /here/ langauge like calling people numberfags, telling people to kill themselves while also pretending to be le wholesome chungus grey etc

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>>48319202
Being angry all the time is bad for your health fembud. We can go out tonight if you want, Im free.

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>>48319154
based

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>>48319107
Sometimes I wish I was. Gura might like me/think im cute, and people will love me just for existing.

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>>48318749
Ok and what exactly can I do about it? Trying to bring alittle sanity to this hell hole is futile i know but I can't help feeling bad seeing her get slandered in her own general like this

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>>48319202
You should stop now, getting in your own head like this clearly isn't helping you.

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>>48319279
why would you feel bad you retard? nothing here matters until it leaks out

[Anonymous No.]

we are now at the 'stop being dramaqueens it's literally just you guys' stage of the loop, full blown meltdown to come I guess, again
at least dramafag channels will eat well soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

I just goomed.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys are so dumb, this loop will go on forever unless you find it in yourself to compartmentalize Gura's days off.

[Anonymous No.]

She really confused the issue by admitting she would only be streaming sporadically from now on and to expect nothing then doing like 4 streams in a row and giving people hope again.
She should have done the pinned prechat message stream then fucked off for another week to really drive the point home, it's not going to get better and she is not going to change.

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>>48319328
Problem is that it does in fact leak out.

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>>48319367
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319367
Not me, I'm saving in case Gura does a late night kissing, handholding, talking about feelings stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319288
>>48319368
nyo i go menhera whenn gura doesn't stream for a while. i want fucking gura streams so badly like you can't imagine.
>>48319389
feel bad once it leaks out then, right now there's barely any leakage

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>>48319389
I wonder how, I wonder why...

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>>48319440
it's usually like this, the only difference between here and the rest is that they put on airs until they lose it and everything boils over all at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319374
The only message Gura seems to have gotten is "do a member stream weekly so I don't lose the money".

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319368
Her days off keep increasing though..

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319518
Sounds fine to me

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>>48319499
god i hate the toxic positivity especially on discord and twitter it's so fucking unbearable

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319527
BECAUSE EVERYONE IN MYTH IS BUSY
Yes, Gura streams less because she's a fragile idiot that probably spends all day figuring out how to plug in a cable.

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>>48319440
I want streams too, but I don't retardpost about it.
Do literally anything else to keep from losing your mind any further. No one here cares about how you feel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319538
Yes, you don't have an opinion. We know by now. You don't have to tell us every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319582
even Ina and Ame have schedules at this point, stop the cope

[Anonymous No.]

GOOOBA I WANT TO SEE THE SHITPOST GAME, WHAT WAS THE SHITPOST GAME GUUURAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319567
So do the talents themselves, anon. There's a reason why many vtubers lurk here. I have no doubt some hololive members post here as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319605
I don't care about how you feel about how I feel and this place is the only place where I can be honest so I will continue to be angry about no streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319582
He'll goalpost that the others stream without taking into account people work at different paces. He's an NPC at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319710
c'monn bro streaming a few hours of a game per week isn't a huge ask

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319761
You literally do not know that. Gura doesn't bring up her health issues because she likes the way things are. What if it causes her to get sick and vomit every time she streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319761
you're an anti if you want her to do what she herself said she wanted to do or hear her say the plans are off

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319673
Ogey, well get well soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319710
You don't get to call people NPC's with your unoriginal yesman bullshit. What are you? A fucking shopkeeper?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319761
So why doesn't she do it then, see if you can answer that without sounding like an anti?

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>>48319761
But she's been streaming a few hours per week and you're still seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319328
This whole board leaks like a fucking sieve

[Anonymous No.]

she won't do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319838
Is that a trick-questing?

[Anonymous No.]

Ew dwama

[Anonymous No.]

Gura, I need to goom tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319922
gura please step on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>48319895
*Question
Lmao

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>>48319799
lol rumao there's no illness like that and we know she's capable of doing it right after a big meltdown happens
>>48319838
that's the problem, we don't know what's preventing her from streaming. no, it's not 'health reasons' so quit with that bs

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>>48319960
>we don't know
>no, it's not 'health reasons'