/hfz/ - HoloFightZ Multiverse General

[Anonymous No.]

Cardio edition

This thread is for the discussion of vtuber wrasslin' feds, official vtuber streams of wrestling content, and the various fan projects they inspire.

HoloFightZ, the original fan project to bring Hololive to the squared circle.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/holofightz
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGgJUUcCCg5dzRkyG8-fNBw
>Archive Magnet Links - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13yW33SdapXW5GEuKu4uFFjM3bH-cr0dUSr0jLjhZQfE/edit#gid=0
>Music Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPVRBbmPJfj21iujCdCYLRW6LkzymhskT
>Website - https://holofightz.surai.xyz/
>Latest Stream - Stream 49
>Upcoming Stream - Next week surely


HFZ Dark, the DEFINITELY CANON story of the Holo fans, the Holostars, graduated Hololive talents, and the stories that bind them together.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/hfzdark
>Archive - https://www.youtube.com/user/CaptainKaze/videos
>Latest Stream - 2k23 Exhibition Stream (4/9/23)
>Upcoming Stream - HFZ DARK will resume streaming 1 week earlier than planned, on Sunday May 14th, with "HFZ DARK if: SHITPOST SHOWDOWN IX - ANNIVERSARY ADVENT".
the following Sunday, May 21st, will feature "HFZ DARK 2nd Anniversary -BEYOND THE DARK- Day 1: RIVALRY REBIRTH".
then, on Wednesday, May 24th, "HFZ DARK 2nd Anniversary -BEYOND THE DARK- Day 2: BLAST FROM THE PAST"

Clash of Chuubas, the tale of Anon as he navigates the world of indies and small corpo chuubas.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/clashofchuubas
>Latest Stream - CoC S2 Episode 8.5 OVA
>Upcoming Stream - Sunday April 30 @ 10am central

World Daipan Classic, the long-awaited fan project bringing Nijisanji to the squared circle.
>Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/worlddaipanclassic
>Latest Stream - Stream 6
>Upcoming Stream - TBD

Official vtuber streams of wrestling-based vtuber content
>Latest HoloFighter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fIFY2BWepY [Embed]
>Latest MAG SMACKDOWN RAW - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkHmr0Vk0xY [Embed]
>Latest MythNight - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNq4d4vpe0I [Embed]
>Latest WrestleSanji - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfMtXKTijyM [Embed]
>Latest Chuuba Battle Tournament - https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1781331031

Older Content, kept here for posterity and the odd chance that it might get updated or expanded
>HoloFC - https://www.twitch.tv/holofighting
>HFZ META - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSodFBC5MFatrObgl3Qh91Q/videos
>/vt/ Fight Night - No Archive Links.

Other Thread Projects
>HFZ/Dark/META/WDC/HoloFC stats - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m9JlKuHCtKrVO3_JKQy3FteyLUqKo3DABREb1Okh8tg/edit?usp=sharing
>Team /hfz/ Divegrass Archive - https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hfz/
>Lord of the Board - Submissions for Lord of the Board are now OPEN You can find the form to submit a wrestler to represent your thread HERE: https://forms.gle/SJAAmnHpwBnoUvLEA

>How does this work?
Make a vtuber in the create-a-wrestler feature, put it in AI vs AI matches. Kino.
>Why not use women for female vtubers?
Some do, but because female CAWs have a lot of limitations on match types, movesets, and because female CAWs can't wrestle with male CAWs outside of very limited match types, it's easier to just make everyone a male CAW.
>That sounds gay
You look at HFZ Mel and tell me that's gay.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>48273000
Submissions are closed

[Anonymous No.]

>>48261172
To the puny and filthy loreniggers of /vtwbg/,

How uncouth, swarthy and disgusting you are, desu wa! You claim to be a thread of unity, but you spend time gossiping about each other more than actually writing lore. How pathetic and wormy for a thread about writing autism! You went as far as to drive out the lorewriter for /dsw/ from your thread because of your petty tribalism against the righteous struggle of Salomates, an UNFORGIVABLE ACT THAT WILL BE MET WITH BLOOD AND FURY DESU WA!

Ohohohoho, you have another thing coming desu wa! Your famous «WARanon» has never killed anyone, never fought in any wars, and is just a larper who shouts «WAR». A mere grotesque perversion of a true warrior. Blood will flow from his mouth when the righteous sword of justice is thrust into his chest and his head will look mighty fine on the end of a pike!

Worst yet, you degenerates support the cannibals of /meat/ and are known widely as a (((stealth))) meat thread. Sorry, but the sacrifices will stop you /meat/ codpiece fondlers! You went too far and tried to push them into the tourney, rumours say. We will not stand by and allow you to get away with such displays of treachery to /hfz/!

DESU VULT, we declare a DESU CRUSADE AGAINST YOU, /VTWBG/! LET IT BE KNOWN THAT /DSW/ STANDS TALL AND MIGHTY IN THE FACE OF TYRANNY AND ABUSE! Accept our challenge... If you dare, and don't piss your pants crying from muh powergaming!

SEE YOU AT THE EVENT IF YOU DARE TO ACCEPT YOU PUSSIES, DESU WA!

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love the multiverse, bros

[Anonymous No.]

can't take your promo seriously desu, pal

[Anonymous No.]

>>48273099
FROM OUT OF NOWHERE MY GOD WHAT A PROMO!

[Anonymous No.]

yeah that's awful...

[Anonymous No.]

Worst i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.]

>>48273099
I see /dsw/ is just like Salome. Great worker but no mic skill and no natural charisma.

[Anonymous No.]

hnnngggg im gonna.... gonna take a shiieeeettt!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48273099
based /dsw/

[Anonymous No.]

>Cutting into a feud with 2 weeks of buildup and no matches
Gonna be a "dimesless" from me, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275142
>he thinks its only gonna be two weeks
>he doesn't think people are gonna go off script and have unsanctioned matches

[Anonymous No.]

>/who/
Irrelevant dumb hooman scum. Probably gonna KWAB in the first round so they can get back to watching their boring bland fake-ass pickme oshi.
>Suisei General
If there was ever a thread that didn't feel like it belongs anywhere near a /vt/ event it would be these marks. YWNBJ marks who really finna sit there and watch some failed idol do dumb shit, say dumb shit, and act like a dumb shit and now expect to join a tournament to be a dumb shit.
>/hfz/
Overcompensating fools who want to stay relevant after hopelessly jobbing in /vt/ league and now they finna make a bingo hall nodimes mudshow to do it. It's over marks, pack up and accept your status as TFR. A tired meme who fell into complete irrelevancy.
>/HiRyS/
Holy SHIT, talk about dumb idiots who feel like they're so unique and special. I'm sick and tired of these fuckers and their dumb bitch oshi's stupid fucking face. Want a cookie dumb marks? You'll get it when your oshi stops being a boring bitch.
>/#/
The entire country of SEA combined into one collective group of faggotry.
>/lig/
Whore lovers and coomers, why they ever got a place to stay in this board is beyond me. Idiots finna act like they deserve to be split from /wvt/ and /asp/, here's some news for you /lig/ you ain't special for having your whores have big numbers. A whore is a rose by any other name.
>Haachama World
I'm gonna go easy on you and just offer my condolences.
>/VOMS++/
Why do you still exist? Your only relevant chuuba already fucking died it's time to leave.
>Himemori Luna
You're alright.
>/hlgg/
What the fuck does /hlgg/ really represent? Tell me a single fucking thing that is representable with /hlgg/ these days. You're nothing but a repository for reaction images and lame rrats and you can't even do that anymore recently. What is this entry for? Holoboard? Give me a fucking break.
>/rrat/
This fucking split is populated solely by balding fat old white men in their 40s who fantasize about having an 18 year old asian wife. You're the most disgusting creepy users in this entire board, congratulations.

If you're not on this callout list then sorry your thread is too literally who for me. See you in the ring you fucking faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

who told this midcarder to shoot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
Finally, some good fucking food.

[Anonymous No.]

Stack can't join because she's not a FUCKING vtuber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
oh this runafag is ASKING for an ass whooping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
this smells like a seething vsj inhabitant

[Anonymous No.]

>>48277022
It's okay, Stack can join me (in bed)

[Anonymous No.]

>>48274302
Kek good line.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48279731
Sorry, she only likes older women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48282492
Guess I'll transition

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
What is mean the condolences?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48284097

[Anonymous No.]

>>48284185
She's spiggin it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48273099
So is /unou/ joining into this as well?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48284556
The list of participants is in the last thread.

[Anonymous No.]

posting the confirmed entries:
>/who/
>Suisei General
>/vrt/
>/nasfaqg/
>/swarm/
>/hfz/
>/vtwbg/
>/tsunX/
>/HiRyS/
>/nijiEN/
>/ybc/
>/#/
>/doog/
>/hag/
>/nenmen/
>/lig/
>/wAIfu/
>/nina/
>/pcg/
>Haachama World
>/pyon/
>/wawa/
>/wvt/
>/anya-petra/
>/pkg/
>/koopa/
>/grave/
>/wg/
>/fvr/
>/morig/
>/VOMS++/
>/aa+corpo/
>/uoh/
>/unou/
>/dsw/
>/ppg+/
>/jidf/
>Himemori Luna
>/choc/
>/warkop/
>/asp/
>/eien/
>/nade/
>/hlgg/
>/pink/
>/rrat/
>/ltg/
>Yozora Mel, Yuzuki Choco, & Aki Rosenthal General
>/savior/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285110
Oh I know /unou/ is participating, I'm more wondering if it will join in this feud alongside /dsw/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285158
Where THE FUCK is /vtai/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285236
I wouldn't count on someone else to cut a promo like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's the alphabetically sorted list?

[Anonymous No.]

Now alphabetically sorted for your viewing convenience:
>/#/
>/aa+corpo/
>/anya-petra/
>/asp/
>/choc/
>/doog/
>/dsw/
>/eien/
>/fvr/
>/grave/
>/Haachama World/
>/hag/
>/hfz/
>/HiRyS/
>/hlgg/
>/jidf/
>/koopa/
>/lig/
>/ltg/
>/morig/
>/nade/
>/nasfaqg/
>/nenmen/
>/nijiEN/
>/nina/
>/pcg/
>/pink/
>/pkg/
>/ppg+/
>/pyon/
>/rrat/
>/savior/
>/swarm/
>/tsunX/
>/unou/
>/uoh/
>/VOMS++/
>/vrt/
>/vtwbg/
>/wAIfu/
>/warkop/
>/wawa/
>/wg/
>/who/
>/wvt/
>/ybc/
>/Yozora Mel, Yuzuki Choco, & Aki Rosenthal General/
>/姫森ルーナ/
>/星街すいせい/

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285329
>someone else
It's all the same circle of anons, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285548
I'm in a circle?? Woah

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285598
No, you're in a square. Weirdo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285482
>not putting 姫森ルーナ and 星街すいせい between hfz and hirys, and hlgg and jidf respectively
you had one job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48286166
shove off you nitpicky mark I'm not expending additional effort for this monkey spotfest

[Anonymous No.]

>50 contestants
>but only 8 posters
>in a 40 reply thread
totally legit guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>48286767
At least there's 20 files.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48286767
You're not as funny as you think you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285482
>/#/ first
MOST
INFLUENTIAL
THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275142
the vtwbg "feud" is just as fake as thia one. It's two literal who threads desperate to get into the spotlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285482
Who is /choc/??? I thought it was choco sensei but then I saw mel-choco-aki general

[Anonymous No.]

>>48288209
it's like RAW and WWE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48288209
The thread for women with chocolate skin

[Anonymous No.]

crab

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
>TFR
>Tired meme
>irrelevant
So 姫森ルーナ are heels confirmed. So to is /vtwbg/. Do we have other confirmed heel teams? If this is properly booked we'd need at least 23 more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48289815
/morig/, /#/ and /nijiEN/ are probably instant heels regardless of what they do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48289815
/hfz/ are heels for using smark shit instead of the jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48289978
>/nijiEN/ are probably instant heels regardless of what they do
I thought we had something special /hfz/ after we teamed up to make WrestleSanji kino. But yeah, we'll likely be boo'd no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>48290683
alliances are fleeting in this business brother I thought you knew that

[Anonymous No.]

No one can work a cuck angle quite like/nijien/. They're some of the best heels in the business.

[Anonymous No.]

Go /who/! KWAB THEM ALL!!

[Anonymous No.]

/nijiEN/... I wanna have sex with your oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48290792
See anon, you should have gone and said otherwise. Led me down the power of paranoid rantings. That way we could have had a kino Mega Powers clash of /hfz/ Hogan and /nijiEN/ Macho. Now it's just Hogan and Boss Man tier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48291207
I also want you to have sex with my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48291207
I want to have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48291278
Hello Kyomie.

[Anonymous No.]

aaand it's back to gay shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>48290212
are >we not sending in the jaw?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48288185
>wrestling thread
>on a vtuber board
>anon is trying to work someone with complaints about "fakeness"

[Anonymous No.]

>>48292087
real hatred and drama or gtfo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48291436
Technically, only *A* Jaw needs to be there, not *The* Jaw. UkanlosGODS, it’s time

[Anonymous No.]

>>48292334
good luck with 3/4 of the threads making that work you trog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48292474
Lui gods, we won

[Anonymous No.]

Oozora Subaru, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 5 weeks with the LOTB Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Subaru. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing OP’s ass.

You’re as good as kissing OP’s ass as Fauna was. I don’t know if you’re as good as Haato though. She’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!

[Suisei waves to the camera]

I am the best Vtuber in the world.

I’ve been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day, because Shirakami Fubuki saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Fubuki girl. You know who else was a Fubuki Girl? Kiryu Coco. And she split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Coco is I’m going to leave with a Belt around my waist.

I’ve grabbed so many of Octavius T. Powers’ brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost two years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in anime. I’m certainly not on any crappy show like The Lock. I’m not on the poster of HoloMania. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Mave Deltzer. I’m don’t have a Documentary. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

And trust me, this isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Kobo is in last week main event and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning in HoloFes, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with the LOTB Championship on June 7th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Dark. Maybe…I’ll go to WDC.

[Suisei looks at the camera and waves]

Hey, Inui, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour views into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. OP is going to make views despite himself. He’s a 10k followers Twitch channel who should be a 100k followers channel. You know why he’s not? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, nonsensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Mave Deltzer, who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will be better after OP is dead. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by that idiotic attention whore and the rest of that stupid inner-circle.

Let me tell you a personal story about OP, alright? Back when we did that month-long Farewell streams for Coco, he was planning to h...

[Microphone cuts off]

[Anonymous No.]

>wordswordswordswordswordswords
SHUT UP BITCH

[Anonymous No.]

>elmuchograndetexto
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>48292958
>I’ve grabbed so many ... brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they're just that, they’re completely imaginary.
Those brass rings are as real as your fighting skills Suisei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48293236
>>48293285
Ci? More like Cionara

[Anonymous No.]

>>48292958
>whiffs T-Spin
>dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>48293757
CM Punk? More like 2-0 in the UFC.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Towa was in LotB so she could win a title like, her best friend King Ayame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48295280
Towa won KotR in her dream, that's good enough.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish all Ayamefags got run over by a steamroller.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48296864
Can the steamroller explode afterwards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48296864
Can the steamroller be punched on the roof 10000 times while on top of them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48296864
Make it a truck in a hospital parking lot instead. I hear those are super deadly incidents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48298479
How would a steamroller run over a truck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48298882
Well, it certainly won’t with that attitude, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48292958
>tainting these dime-drawing halls with a CM Cuck promo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48290953
very civilized butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285158
I wonder how many % of the current generals on the Catalog are covered by that list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48299064
I fucking love Ci, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48303401
Ci, I love fucking bros.

[Anonymous No.]

Lord of the job

[Anonymous No.]

>champ in hfz
>/uuu/ not in lotb

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308190
>OP pushes and the key demo that doesn't want to watch
>OP confirmed Tony Khan, Fauna confirmed MJF

[Anonymous No.]

>>48308190
The champ is too busy to muck about in this bingo hall.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
Why are you trying to make The luna thread a hell random luknight?

[Anonymous No.]

where /vtai/ though

[Anonymous No.]

>>48296864
>>48298016
>>48298261
>>48298479

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285158
Stop posting the fake list.
/vtai/ is on there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48285482
>>48285158
>NO /vtai/
FUCK YOU IOFI
KEEP IT ON THERE COWARDS
MY SUBMISSION WAS PERFECT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314818

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316630
Alright Iofi, enough fun and games. You better keep /vtai/ on that list or else this mio is going to come and accidentally shoot you in the foot with an hk 416.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317049
not real art jabroni

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317517
say that again

[Anonymous No.]

>>48316630
>>48317517
/swarm/ isn't a real chuuba then

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317607
pic rel: real soulful art
your pic: soulless beep boop garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317768
Well guess what is a thread.
/vtai/ :)

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317751
This is a real vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317932
vedal isn't the chuuba
neuro is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48314818
I think it's jork about that anon who asked where /vtai/ was when it was clearly on the list

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317955
It's all a work, of course. Iofi isn't actually sabotaging LotB...I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48317955
the /vtai/ and iofi storyline will be legenedary. obviously that is what is being built.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48318105
>>48318039
there isn't even an iofi representative who joined and I doubt /warkop/ picked her as a rep this entire /vtai/ angle is absolutely fucking pointless

[Anonymous No.]

Nice spoilers, jabronis. How about you get back in the ring, though? I won’t wait forever, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48318658
I'm going back in the ring alright. The one between your ass.

[Anonymous No.]

When is LotB occuring and when will >we be informed of the card?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48320058
>When?
When we're almost done with the wrestlers.
>When do we get the card?
Soon hopefully.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48320058
May 20th

[Anonymous No.]

>>48320352
>>48320372
Ok. So 20 days for promos, nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48318524
The actual LotB is far away anyway, it's just a spontaneous thread meme that will die in the next days but has been fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48299064
>>48293285
>>48293236

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love Stack, bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48322371
Stack LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

Go ahead, KWAB!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48328153
Okay
*KWABs violently*

[Anonymous No.]

>no stack rep
>no ci rep
>no stack v ci match
Instant ANTIDIMES

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for the next episode CoC to watch Stack vs Ci match #53. 60 minutes Hell in a Cell? Count me the fuck IN brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48329986
smark booking is the real anti-dimes, brother

[Anonymous No.]

still no VOD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48331731
Ci v Stack is some real classic bret v shawn shit. I ain't no smark, brother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48330311
only 13 hours to go until the 1st anniversary, brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334463
wait is CoC tomorrow or sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>48334582
wait, that is a good question, coulda sworn the post said -saturday- April 30th, but sincr its april 30th i guess it would be sunday? my bad, 36 hours away then..

[Anonymous No.]

>>48335974
Damn, its even in the OP. I'm fucking blind and have alzheimers.

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUUUUUUU I MISS DARK UUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.]

>>48336120
The power of the SUPER LASER HIATUS is too much. It’s over...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48336120
a little over 2 weeks away. you can hold out just a bit longer, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Breeding LOTB managers

[Anonymous No.]

Escaping breedposters (despite not being a managerGOD)

[Anonymous No.]

>>48333623
BRET VS. SHAWN #214 WAS FUCKING SHIT AND ALL DERIVATIVES OF IT ARE SHIT TOO

[Anonymous No.]

Ayame knew Chinese!!! Kingkek what is this??!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48348866
Counterpoint: The King is cute, thus I forgive her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48348993
Ok, fair enough

[Anonymous No.]

>my thread
dimes
>your thread
dimeless

[Anonymous No.]

>>48348866
It came in handy in 1937

[Anonymous No.]

>>48286767
I tend to lurk this thread for news, gomen

[Anonymous No.]

>>48353349
>getting worked by the dude who can't count
ngmi lurkerchama

[Anonymous No.]

kwab yourself NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>48355795
Only if you’ll join me.

[Anonymous No.]

>10
Cute King.png

[Anonymous No.]

How goes progress on the CAW's OP?

[Anonymous No.]

When do we get infos on the tag teams?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>he thinks LotB isreal
Anon(s), I....

[Anonymous No.]

Finna bouta KWAB like the smarks (You) are, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

I

MISSU

FAUNAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>48322371
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

[Anonymous No.]

Chief of the Beef

[Anonymous No.]

Lord of the bored

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I gotta confess. I don't actually like Ayame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48366664
Same. I love her

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>>48366664
Like her or not, thread will not kwab

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>>48368425
what is that, an ayame for ant?

[Anonymous No.]

That one anon saying he wanted to make a custom-made HLA shirt has got me wanting one now as well.

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>>48368425
>>48369967
friend posted the thumbnail of pic related

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[Anonymous No.]

Good morning /hfz/!

Now I know we put /tsunX/ as one of our potential tag team partners, but I HAVE to get this out there. See /tsunX/ you promised a safe haven for your chuubas but guess what, YOU FAILED. Now here in /vrt/, we keep our chuubas loved and cared for. And while you're talking about squeezable and milkable, Mio GFE, or architecture for Ami we're out here talking about streams. We're talking about content. It's time for everyone to know the truth.

I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW THAT AMIYA ARANHA BELONGS TO /vrt/
/tsunX/ IS NOT YOUR SPLIT!
WE'RE YOUR TRUE GENERAL AMI!

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>>48373966
I was not expecting this. Firmly in the back of my mind, you was going to be THE team
I hope you win /vrt/ in this match because /tsunX/ is basically held together by her and Lisa

[Anonymous No.]

ayame my king

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>>48373966
>>48374885
Consider it booked. /vrt/ vs /tsunX/ ladder custody match will happen at Lord of the Board.

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>>48373966
>more dicksword made rivalries between literal who threads.
Dimeless, the mark of small market threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>48376898
>Hating on CoC kino reps

[Anonymous No.]

>>48376898
worked

[Anonymous No.]

let's see anon's promo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48376898
Finna mark this cock with your lips jabroni

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>>48376898
>Anon thinks he can cut a work without some backroom dealing
You asocial autists couldn't shoot your way out of a bag without sounding like you're just sperging out over nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Who's your thread's adversary, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

So are the people who submitted the wrestler pages going to be doing the promos for those wrestlers? Because I have no idea who everyone is sending into the ring.

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>>48382018
No one. The Luna thread plans to come in and have a good, clean match. To do other wise would dishonour our princess, unless we get a shot at breaking the bully panda

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>>48382395
>She made you tap out once already

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>>48382395
>>48382675
as long as this doesnt turn into actual shitflinging I fully embrace this rivalry.

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>>48373966
I like to say I did not see this backstab coming. but we all knew you old-school losers are as predictable as your games. You think your claims to OUR spider mom wife are lost due to squilk posters? Anons who have made some of the best rituals in this board's history. Mio GFE? the slime that got friend zoned for years only for anons to finally accept her love. and architect posts for my dear sweet loving Ami? MY MOTHER DESERVES THE BEST AND YOU AINT IT. While you wallow in the past only caring for mom's old school game content we are supporting her art streams, her karaoke streams, and even the rare collabs with modern games.

When /tsunx/ takes this victory and our mother home for a nice Arby's dinner i suggest your jobber ass remember who really loves and cares for her. and who will be there at the end of every stream to say "I miss ami..."

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>>48382675
They had a match against each other before? Also I didn't send Luna into the ring

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>>48373966
/vrt/, I’ve waited so long to tell you to your face that I hate your stinking guts. And it’s not just me, it’s your chuubas that hate your stinking guts, You took Amiya from /Tsunx/ and you built Onolumi-Amiya. You stole wvt’s chuubas , and with them, you created your horseman list. You did that and you know it, you son of a bitch! You stole /pyon/ schizos, took their free bumps and made yourself a general. But not a self-made general, like you like to tell everybody you are. Oh no…see, you’re a thread on other people’s chuubas.

With your ruthless, merciless, take-no-prisoners attitude, you drove every thread out of the catalog, didn’t you, /vrt/? You ran all the other generals into the ground and you stole all their chuubas and you made yourself a self sustaining thread out of it! And you know whose chuubas you stole the most, /vrt/?

You stole mine. See, I don’t give a damn about this Lord of the Board shit , I care about what you did to me and my family. How you stole my dreams, how you stole my legacy, how you stole everything that EXtreme Tsunderia EXtreme represented. You’ve got nothing, man! What you’ve got is my IPs and you stole my posters, my chuubas, my legacy! SCREW YOU! SCREW YOU AND YOUR THREAD! I’ll tell you something, your own chuubas hate your guts!

Look at Woozie! Look at Woozie! That chuuba was a killer, she was a machine! She was a streamer ,a great steamer, a real idol. But idol is a dirty word to you, isn’t it, vrt? We built threads to worship idols, and you, you had to have retro games. ‘We have to have retro games, ha ha ha!’ Woozie was a gamer, she was a great retro gamer, she was an idol. And now she's playing kusoge horror games and not even fun ones! She is done with retro. She is not a retro gamer anymore because you guys made retro gaming a dirty word. What kind of a fandom are you? What kind of a posters take a chuuba and make her hate an entire genre? Safe heaven? Don't make me laugh.

I promise you, you’re going down, and I’m going to watch it and your chuubas are going to lift their leg, and stand over your grave and we’re going to laugh. And you know what else I’m going to do, /vrt/? I’m going to take Amiya away from retro games and make her do only GFE ASMR. And there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

if iofi isn't even a rep what's the story line for the 3 ai boards...
also, ayame my beloved

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>>48384604
It's a work in progress. Expect a promo soon-ish.

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>>48384604
it could be evoluuuution vs technology

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>>48383506
They had a match irl

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>>48384604
I want to shoot stuff alongside two tiny ojous!

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>>48386246

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just here to drink large soda

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>>48384432
>>48383505
>>48373966
kino

[Anonymous No.]

>wordswordswordswords
HOLY SHIT WHO CARES
WHERE’S HFZLER

[Anonymous No.]

Soon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ahh the more promos

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>>48373966
so did Eddie really cuck Rey because he was shooting blanks?

[Anonymous No.]

OP you ARE gonna have a Cops and Robbers angle, RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

lord of the kwab

[Anonymous No.]

WHADDA WE GOT HERE?
CUPPA KWABBERS? CUPPA KWABBERS?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48400359
no

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>>48400421
im sorry Lumi please dont crush my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>48400421
I’m sorry Lumi please crush my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>48400421
I'm sorry Lumi please let me crush your balls

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

giant enemy crab

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>>48407466
DRIVE ME CLOSER I WANT TO KWAB IT WITH MY SWORD

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>>48275908
>>/#/
>The entire country of SEA combined into one collective group of faggotry.
I still haven't find a single numberfag that isn't from North America
>/hlgg/
>It's a dedicated EN thread

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>>48408873
ive seen brazillians

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>>48409086
there's even uruguayans

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>>48409150
I dont know where that is, sounds like its around brazil

[Anonymous No.]

>>48409248
American education...

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>>48409317
brain too full of wrestle to need to learn where countries that dont matter often are

[Anonymous No.]

Thread too full of jabronis to defend against Octavius
KWAB

[Anonymous No.]

Beep boop, marks.
https://vocaroo.com/1lf45RfWxp3J

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
AHHHHH LOFI TASUKETE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
THE HEART

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

Bots of the board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
https://streamable.com/l8k88k

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>>48418032
wtf dimes

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>>48418032
>smark shit

[Anonymous No.]

>10
Hey, no one said you could tap out yet.

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S PUTTING THOSE EDUCATED FEET TO GOOD USE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48418032
Eyes hort

[Anonymous No.]

>your HFZ oshi
>your OS
>your browser

[Anonymous No.]

>>48421789
Ayame
Windows 10
Firefox

[Anonymous No.]

>>48421789
Nene
Windows 7
Chrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>48421789
Robocosan
Windows XP
Netscape

[Anonymous No.]

>>48421789
Marine
TempleOS
Internet Explorer

[Anonymous No.]

>>48421789
>2k20 oshi
Roboco/Towa/Iroha
>2k22 oshi
Fauna
>2k23 oshi
Flare
>OS
Windows 10
>Browser
Firefox

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
Woah.

[Anonymous No.]

streams?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48427660

[Anonymous No.]

>>48418032
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48427660
CoC 1st anniversary in 2 hours

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>>48414488
I think we've found some people willing to challenge you. The Director has passed me a few names to get in touch with. Let's hope they can show you AIs the true uniting force of humanity, yeah?

Consider the match booked.

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>>48418032
OH NONONONONO AIKEKS

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
HOLY BASED

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>>48414488
I-i kneel

[Anonymous No.]

All this needless fighting before we even have the brackets confirmed. Have a large soda, relax

[Anonymous No.]

CoC anniversary in a little under 1 hour. Song requests go here if you have them.

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>>48431489
>not doing promos beforehand to influence LotBOP's booking
You're gonna get carny'd into a dimeless match, mark.

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>>48431991
Ah, the more CoC(k)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV1WRVglQMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlI61nP1vnM

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>>48414488
DON'T UNDERESTIMATE HUMANITY
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>48431489
worked
>>48431991
I love CoC, bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>48414488
DAME DA, ZEN ZEN DAME DA ZE
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Also TFR crossover episode when?????

[Anonymous No.]

5 minutes
https://twitch.tv/clashofchuubas

[Anonymous No.]

IKUZO!! >>48433990

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>>48431991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDyOwNiGx_s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upf0d1BGvLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4uGJJ63OAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>48431991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjqpVJf_Vzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYdFwn-aq7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR8B0_RwVAw

[Anonymous No.]

>coc is just cbt but without the chubas in chat

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>>48431991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUp8G6DjHyE

[Anonymous No.]

>>48435341
Maybe if kwappers wasnt the Gura of indies due to bonetitis and did more of cbt it would had gone somewhere

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>>48437050
Nah, organizing Lord of the Board has made me realize that putting together a massive event with a bunch of collaborators is pretty straining stuff. I have full respect for Koopa in that regard. Even a healthy person would need a break between events like this.

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It was all Ironmouse's fault.

[Anonymous No.]

Omega is looking like a fucking geek.

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>>48440528
He is a geek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnKpL_sv2PI

[Anonymous No.]

>>48431991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKTUAESacQM

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>>48441110
Haha, what game is that from? Great graphics and custom entrance.

[Anonymous No.]

THE RIG IS IN

[Anonymous No.]

>Nyanners brings in two tables
>IronMouse gets tossed through both of them
My sides.

[Anonymous No.]

CoC organizer can't keep getting away with this

[Anonymous No.]

>Rigs it
>CPU still denies OP

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>>48443397
>Lisa gets destroyed
>CoC rigs the Kson vs AmiLumi match
>Team Pippa STILL wins
Face it, anon, kson's washed up.

[Anonymous No.]

when will OPs learn?

[Anonymous No.]

>2 years of hfz and dark
>1year of coc

Where does the time go?

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you to everyone for watching the 1 year anniversary stream of Clash of Chuubas. It's been a great year of learning literally everything from scratch and figuring things out along the way. Here's to the more streams and the more literal whos next time when we go back to Anon's side of things.

The Kson vs. /vrt/ team was not rigged by a lot, I was aiming for it to still be at least a coinflip when live. During testing Kson kept getting to a 1v1 with Lumi and Lumi won everytime. Also that team was meant to be a completely different composition but I'm holding off on debuting a certain character because I might set a /hfz/ record for debut-graduation time.

DARK is returning soon, WDC will (hopefully) stream soon, HFZ is streaming next week, and Lord of the Board is on the horizon. Please look forward to it.

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>>48444940
You did good anon, all that matters. Sometimes you gotta rig it for story reasons. Certainly more subtle about it than the old VGCW streams. Man, what a fall from grace that had

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>>48290953
WHO THE FUCK POSTED THEIR ASS?!

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>>48444940
sometimes the AI screws you liek that, but thanks for stream and the kino times so far and to many more streams to go

[Anonymous No.]

there better not be any rigging in LotB.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48446467
>fed
>not rigging

[Anonymous No.]

>>48446467
>he doesn't know
That ship has long sailed, anonchama

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>>48446740
Look I get rigging something like hfzdark, coc or WDC, as they have actual storyline, and therefore the rigging actually improves the fed, but LotB is a board wide comp so I would rather have the matches either be rigged to even the playing field (so that we don't have boring matches), or not rigged at all. There shouldn't be a match that is "rigged" such that one thread rep stomps another, unless they are reps that were purposely submitted to be jobbers

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To the washed-up beggars of /hfz/,

Dimeless? You own not a penny to your name after spending them all on your «glory years» yet have the gall to say this, desu wa. Hanging on to these years through cereal brands like the Naaaaakster does, and I am afraid your career will end like the [deleted] one herself! Living off your name is something only the weak and feeble do, and such was expected indeed. The DEUS CRUSADE however cares little for such vain pretenses. Not only could we absolutely maul those larpers from /vtwbg/ but (You) at the same time, desu wa.

Your career will soon end, how sad! Such a shame too for a washed legend... but you can call it a mercy kill. Don't worry, we aren't savages. We will be sure to wipe your brains from the ring when it is done. If you die, you die desu wa.

It's DesuOVER for you!

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>>48448482
can you afford a larger resolution image...

[Anonymous No.]

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

>>48448516
yes

[Anonymous No.]

/hfz/keks??? I think we are dimeless...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48448482
What thread are you from again?

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>>48448482
DIMES. I REGRET DOUBTING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48448894
774

[Anonymous No.]

>>48449034
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48449244
774

[Anonymous No.]

>>48449311
992.

[Anonymous No.]

DAYYYYYYYUM

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>>48448482
You had your first try but you blew it by trying too hard. You almost had it on your second but you made the gravest mistake of them all. A minor spelling mistake. A DAMN minor spelling mistake You claim to wipe us from the ring but the only thing that's wiped is your friggin dignity.

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>>48449034
>>48449311
>>48449432
Do numberfags really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>48449665

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>>48448482
>>48448624
Deus bros... not like this...

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>>48449892
it might just be desuover...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48449892
KWAB

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>>48449951
You might think it's desuover, but it has only desubegun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48448482
a desuwa for ants i see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48282492
>>48290792
>>48449892
>92

[Anonymous No.]

did the /vt/ drawthread submit a rep?
Asking for promo purposes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>48453049
No, but writing general did, for all it's worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48446467
Lord of the Board does not intend to rig the results of any matches. We believe in fair competition among the boards is the best way to go, and want no hard feelings to foster as a result of a rigged match.

[Anonymous No.]

Beep boop, /wt/.
Your days are numbered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48454795
The name's /wg/, thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48454922
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aifrens we are dime less

[Anonymous No.]

Actually hyped for a three way match ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>48453621
Yeah you better not because THIS: >>48444940 this is a fucking disgrace to the business!!! I can't actually fucking believed it that Gunrun would jeopardize the integrity of Clash of Chuuba for his petty selfishness and forcefully put /vrt/ in a rigged match against Kson because Kson fucked up so badly in her run for the Title that they needed to put some of the best in the fed against her to loose, so they can justify the big amount of points for her to come back to. THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE SHAM and shows that this fed is favoring corpos above indies.
And retro chuubas get the worst of it because they have no one to represent them! Patra and Kiki barely manage to get matches booked anymore and can be happy to get some small time card opener matches at all and newcomers like Clauvio and Mint only seem to be allowed to wrestle among other retro chuubas instead of getting shots at the roster as a whole.
>But AmiLumi are well established and respect
I bet i hear you say, but this was after a long and hard struggle from them. Lumi for the most part only was booked for cheap gimmick matches like fighting other Lumis or some such and even Ami and Lumi mostly got to wrestle among themselves and Kiki for a lot of it early on too. The first AmiLumi tag team even booked THE WRONG FUCKING LUMI as a gag because Gunrun had zero respect towards Amiya's and Onolumi's friendship. They had to grind their teeth and had a long struggle to get to their titles they have now that they earned with their skills honed in the craft of oldschool.

This is a farce and terrible for the longterm health of Clash of Chuubas and SOMEONE has to step up and represent retro chuubas on the board of Management so this disrespect and mistreatment finally can stop!!!!

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>>48444940
>Nyanners loses
>Does not stay with vshojo
CoCOP what black magics have you been using

[Anonymous No.]

Do not kwab, the board is about to go nuclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>48459983
>302 posts
KWAB IS INEVITABLE
EMBRACE YOUR DESTINY

[Anonymous No.]

>>48460379
then we will kwab at bump limit, with dignity

[Anonymous No.]

>>48459697
What is it with OPs and altering reality?

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>>48444940
>vshojo gets btfo
>fucking implodes

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>>48414488
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>>48462939
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

/vsj+/ didn't produce a CAW because they knew that their chuubas were leaving for /lig/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>48464857
kek

[Anonymous No.]

SEE?! This is exactly what i mean with Gunrun can't run a business for shit, Clash of Chuubas needs a new chairman and fast!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>48275908
very well, i kek

[Anonymous No.]

I can't believe vtl and cocop killed vshojo

[Anonymous No.]

>>48387939
>soda
https://youtu.be/YhEp76saK88

[Anonymous No.]

>>48470035
AVE, BEEBS
AVE, COC(K)OP
The sons of Watamage, surely...