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Another Crab Bucket OP image edition

>What is /asp/?
/asp/ is a thread for vtubers to give and receive advice related to vtubing.

>Can I self-post?
Self-posting is allowed as long as you pretend you're not doing it.

>Should I stream on Twitch or YouTube?
Most people would recommend against streaming on YouTube if you don't have an established subscriber base from making videos.

>Is there an audience for X?
Would you watch someone do X?
Is someone already doing X?

>What video editor should I use for editing clips?
DaVinci Resolve if you don't feel like spending money, otherwise use Vegas Pro.

Open company auditions:
Hololive (Open indefinitely): https://audition.hololivepro.com/en

Useful links:
General: https://pastebin.com/AJLkFrGK
Op-Sec: https://mauthedoog.medium.com/21-privacy-tips-vtubers-need-to-know-ce93082cd166
Twitter growth: https://controlc.com/9eba2fbc
What to avoid: https://pastebin.com/vbp6qEdt
Twitter branding: https://pastebin.com/jVERSLqG
Para-social guide: https://pastebin.com/zmpCResg

Stay grounded, stay hopeful.

Previous thread: >>48073230

>> No.48123375

>>48120729
Who the fuck is Alto
The Jelqer dragon?

>> No.48123503

Someone rate the Lavandel stream, I was being a wagie and missed it...

>> No.48123525

>>48123375
>we have reached a point where people don't recognize alto
I'm sensing that gen 5 is coming soon, this summer?

>> No.48123570
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48123570

This is a public service announcement that you can make your 3d model super unique and interesting by turning on glittery/glowy effects in the shader system.

>> No.48123631

>>48123525
only when the thread dies so if thread activity never dies then we'll permanently be at gen 4

>> No.48123678
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48123678

KK Here!
We're going to be killing Margitt for the second time today! Maybe go after the T H I C C Godslayer if we have some time.

40 minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/live/iSo3PeS-dgQ?feature=share

>> No.48123828

The stream destroyed both my PC and my phone but this is my usual "I hope you all had fun" post-stream post from an old backup phone.
Captcha: K2JGAY

>> No.48123901

>>48123525
good, let him have that, have some sympathy

>> No.48123985
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48123985

Still live with Gundam EVO (with free stuff)

>> No.48124038
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48124038

Rubbing hydrogen peroxide on Alva's scraped knee because of his silly shorts!

>> No.48124279

I never should have posted that.

>> No.48124323

>>48124038
that’s bad for wounds! don’t do it.

>> No.48124382

>>48124323
You kidding right?
RIGHT?

>> No.48124473

>>48124279
I'm sure it can't be that bad.

>> No.48124754

>>48124382
Am not kidding. Health professionals’ opinions have swayed against it in the past few years. While it clears bad material in the wound, it does not discriminate— it kills healthy cells as well.

also you forgot to kiss the scrape better.

>> No.48125050

>>48124754
can't be worse than the good old 96% ethanol that I usually use

>> No.48125113
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48125113

Passpartout 2 completed.
Went for the wholesome end where we save Benjamin from poverty and pain by giving him our spot in the museum.
The man gave us our first brush and deserved it.
Afterwards he gave us a new brush and I used it to paint my true masterpiece.

>> No.48125229

whatever happened to /mvp/?

>> No.48125236

>>48125113
Pigby is gonna mog you.

>> No.48125297
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48125297

Runoxi > 2enya
Runoxi > pickmendel
Runoxi > retardenpa
Runoxi > laime
Runoxi > babieryl
Runoxi > ESLina
Runoxi > futacocko
Runoxi > schizolga

>> No.48125414

>>48125236
Knowing Digby he'll try to be his friend
Cat is sickeningly wholesome. After he put the other guys painting up in HIS masterpiece spot in the museum he did a little storytime about his early life and how he has difficulty making real friends and wants to be a better person
When he's already got everyone going "This is the nicest nigga on /vt/"

>> No.48125458

>>48125414
Why is Digby talking about himself in third person?

>> No.48125480

>>48125414
To iterate on my point I just realised this: >>48125113 HE THANKS THE AI CHATBOT! And tells it what he did after he'd used it.

>> No.48125484

>>48125414
He finished stream, came back to the thread, and was like "Another animal? From the same artist? BROTHER!"

>> No.48125640

>Drawing something
>Make the eyes absolutely immaculate
>They're disproportionate from everything else
SHIT

>> No.48125790

>>48123503
She was very excited about streaming to everyone, and engaged the chat about basically everything.

>> No.48125885

>>48125640
CTRL+T

>> No.48125977

>>48125640
>>48125885
or liquify tool if you're too far gone

>> No.48126124

Beryl… your schedule…….

>> No.48126210

How does lilyhops do her voice? Is it a voice changer?

>> No.48126250

>>48125414
I don't trust him, when something is too good to be true... too many two-faced sons of bitches on 4chan
They pretend to be your friend and then they ejaculate on pictures of you

>> No.48126309

>>48126210
Full grown man full trained voice, think it got leaked a year back

>> No.48126353

>>48126250
The real ones to ask would be the rest of gen4 they talk to him more than anyone else and none of them seem to be avoiding him or talking shit about him

>> No.48126391

>>48126309
It's really impressive, wish I had those skills

>> No.48126416
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48126416

What did you do today to improve your content?

>> No.48126421

>>48126250
Hold on isn't that what friends do?

>> No.48126431

Hey Jelqer do you mind if my fanart of you has the one good eye flipped to be the other one?

>> No.48126610 [DELETED] 

>>48126416
*smooch* and I'm taking your slurpy, bitch

>> No.48126914

>>48126416
*smooch* and I'm taking your slurpee, bitch

>> No.48127178

https://www.twitch.tv/fuzakerunah

>> No.48127201
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48127201

>>48126416
Added a few new commands for chat.
But I have too many already. But still want more.
I am confused

>> No.48127313

I'm not responding to that post but it's not a scar it's makeup both of my eyes are perfectly good.

>> No.48127770

>>48126421
That's what I thought. A pal helped me out once, so i busted a nut on a picture of them. As the saying goes, one hand cums on the other.

>> No.48127893

>>48126309
She was just in a collab with lance and sounded pretty girly, but admittedly much less loli-ish.

>> No.48128098

Can I not put Highlights on the front page of my channel where the Vods are???

>> No.48128113

>>48127893
Isn't lily a massive streamer? Why is she collabing with a literal who?

>> No.48128415

>>48128113
she's bleeding numbers

>> No.48128447

>>48128113
Not everyone is treating this like some ladder where they use people to get higher and discard anybody a rung or two below them as soon as they can't make the number go bigger. They might just be friends with smaller channels.

>> No.48128508

>>48128113
Runoxi is gonna mog her in a few years.

>> No.48128509

>>48127201
make sure to have some secret commands, keep people on their toes

>> No.48128544

>>48125790
That sounds very cute, I hate myself for missing it.
Has someone shilled her outside of this thread?
Also reading the previews thread, did she say something to femcel anon like on the first stream or was she just seething?

>> No.48128648

>Narcisist
>Want to make clips
>Want to clip every single joke
>Don't want to have like 30 clips per stream

>> No.48128661

>>48127770
Yeah it's cool if Laine is masturbating to me, no hard feelings. I get it.

>> No.48128664

>>48128544
Her second stream was exactly the same as the first one.
You missed nothing.
Also Alto is constantly talking in her chat.

>> No.48128711

>>48128113
MTG is very powerful

>> No.48128727

>>48128509
That's a good idea and nice to keep interest, I guess.
I already have some idea like secret randomized chance mindfuck for some commands. To make command work on 99% right but that 1%... I feel like it gonna be funny too

>> No.48128728

Is the 7:30pm - 9:30pm PST timeslot as bad as I think it is? I feel like no one is watching me at that timeslot, and the once time I was able to stream from 3pm - 8pm PST, I actually had 2-3 viewers and they even chatted with me the whole time.

>> No.48128786

>>48128648
Just shitpost. It's a bless of shitposting

>> No.48128941

>>48128728
I feel like people saying this or that is a peak timeslot is overrated. 5-7 PST is considered "prime time" but you gotta consider that also means there's way, way more competition. Going later helps you catch night owls or people just getting home from a closing shift in the wage cage, going earlier makes it so you can catch EU viewers or people getting off a morning shift, etc. I highly encourage streaming at whatever time works best for you over anything else

>> No.48128979

>>48128113
This is one of the dumbest posts

>> No.48129065

>>48128979
Ignore them, it's lance schizo just trying to shit on him.

>> No.48129082

>>48128664
You can say that about a lot of aspies here, you know.
Is Alto actually trying to groom her or was the other anon exaggerating?

>> No.48129105

>>48128664
>Also Alto is constantly talking in her chat.
as a lurker that's too awkward to make much conversation in chat no matter how much a chuuba needs that input, I'm eternally grateful for anybody willing to fill chat for me

>> No.48129440

>>48129082
exaggerating, Alto is just a chatterbox, he'll talk about bezier curves to anyone because the autism removes the inhibition
I'm not saying he's the perfect viewer, but you're too quiet grow some balls

>> No.48129460

>>48129105
She actually thanked lurkers for being there at the end of today's stream.
Said she understood because she was mostly a lurker too, sounded very shy while saying it.
It was very cute.
Lavandel wife anon, I kneel.

>> No.48129607

>>48129460
I only caught a bit of today's stream due to the wage cage myself, but that's nice to hear. Did enjoy what I've seen so far.

>> No.48129714
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48129714

Lavandel is a girl, she can do no evil and the quality of her stream does not matter. I will watch her.

>> No.48129749

>>48125113
What kind of person thanks chatgpt?

>> No.48129792

>>48129714
Pickmendel

>> No.48130018

Menhera females are my audience. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing but I'm rolling with it

>> No.48130218

>>48129607
To be honest, me too.
She's very good at zatsu and great at chat interaction from what I've seen.
Some of the things she says make me want to root for her and watch her grow.
I'll shill her in /wvt/ on the next stream.

>>48129792
Hope you are proud if she makes it femcel, your seething made me check her out after all.

>> No.48130302

>>48130218
>Hope you are proud if she makes it femcel, your seething made me check her out after all.
So she is a pick me girl after all.

>> No.48130368

>>48129792
Still trying to force that nickname huh

Pretty embarrassing femcel

>> No.48130424

>>48130368
you're the one trying to force the femcel nickname lol

>> No.48130474

>>48129792
>>48130302
>>48130424
Crabenpa...

>> No.48130475

Why do aspies have more viewers than 95% of streamers?

>> No.48130512

the femcel arouses me greatly, I want her to abuse me every day of our unhappy marriage
getting stiff just thinking about it

>> No.48130525

>>48130475
Because 95% of streamers play saturated games with zero attempt at advertising, production, networking or giving a shit beyond "I turned on my camera and turned on OBS"

>> No.48130543

>>48130302
To me she doesn't come off as a pick me or desperate on her streams.
Genuinely looks like she's just having fun and she's talking to a friend, not trying to make you gosling.
If anything, Denpa is way worse or the complete opposite of Lavandel with how she's constantly saying to her new goslings how much she loves them after ending the stream.

>> No.48130590

>>48130475
Networking with /asp/ or /wvt/ is more effective and focused networking than nearly any other internet content creator does.

>> No.48130625

>>48130543
Denpa is retarded.
Lavandel is a pick me girl.
Don't mix them up.

>> No.48130640

>>48130475
circlejerk gets them a base audience, they might have more than 1 viewer but that viewer is also a streamer

>> No.48130698

i think the femcel is herahera

>> No.48130731

>>48130698
the dick has been deflated, abort abort

>> No.48130746

>>48130625
Meds

>> No.48130750

>>48130625
So when Denpa is a retard it's cute, but when Lavandel is a retard she's a pick me?
Makes sense, femcel.
Seeing everyone ignore how you try to make the thread hate her is hilarious.

>> No.48130769

>>48130746
Lavandel needs meds.

>> No.48130859

>>48130769
yeah, me

>> No.48130863

>>48130750
Lavandel is not a retard, she is a pick me girl.
Are we gonna pretend that thread where she derrailed everything and made it about her, talked about wanting to get male american viewers to help her escape her "shithole" country, and tried to act like one of the boys never happened?
She is a pick me. Desperate for male validation.

>> No.48130926

>>48130863
She's less pickme than you are lonely anon

>> No.48130960

>>48130926
I dont give a FUCK about males

>> No.48131005

>>48130960
sure sure nonny

>> No.48131030

>>48131005
okay, keep appealing to the american males, im sure they'll save you, pick me whore

>> No.48131069

>>48130640
that happens to small facecam streamers too where multiple of their viewers are other streamers
/asp/ just has a more centralized community of people watching each other

>> No.48131087

>>48130769
she needs a med(iterranean) guy, I volunteer as tribute

>> No.48131110

>>48131030
>everyone who calls me retarded is the person I hate specifically
oh nonny no

>> No.48131173

>>48130698
Denpa...

>>48130863
Fucking get over it nigga. She apologized and didn't post here again after that.
You look retarded saying this when it's clear you are just seething because she's actually entretaining.
You are the definition of crab mentality.
>Lavandel is not a retard
Good job at outing yourself as a crab because she talked about her autism today, retard.

>> No.48131212

>pickme buzzword
So it's true after all... All this time, since the day dog was ousted, how it was pretty similar /cgl/ playbook, all of this was the work of a femcel...

>> No.48131226
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48131226

do you think lavandel has had The Dream™ or is she too young for that

>> No.48131273

>>48131212
Reminder that when a girl tells you another girl is a "pick me" you should immediately pick the other girl over her.

>> No.48131279

>>48131173
>Good job at outing yourself as a crab because she talked about her autism today, retard.
She has girl-autism, which is ""cute"".
And saying that autism and mental retardation are the same thing makes you look retarded.

>> No.48131346

>>48131273
>pick the pick me girl
thanks for proving my point

>> No.48131382

>>48131273
Indeed.

>> No.48131390

>>48131279
Laine...

>> No.48131400

I feel like I'm going to run out of things to say and start repeating myself

>> No.48131456

>>48131279
There aren't so many people in /asp/ who care so much about the proper naming of mental illnesses.

>> No.48131500

>>48131173
>she talked about her autism today
HOLY FUCK, can she be more of a pick me girl?
This bitch wants to be the new Kiki.

>> No.48131544

>>48131456
holy shit..

lol
lmao even

>> No.48131597

>>48131456
>>48131544
J00niper...

>> No.48131616

being such a dedicated anti to someone that has streamed literally twice (and hadn't streamed at all when you started) is a really sad way to go through life, anon

>> No.48131620

>>48131346
You forgot to make one nonny femcel

>> No.48131655

>>48131500
>>48131597
I know who you are, lmao

>> No.48131692

>>48131655
kill yourself

>> No.48131750

>>48131692
You just proved that I was right.

>> No.48131807

>>48131750
I know who you are, too.

>> No.48131809

>>48131173
Fuck girls who say they have autism, truly. The worst people I've ever met. Good thing you have a convenient mental condition that allows you to be a bitch!

>> No.48131875

Please, all of you, touch some grass.

>> No.48131879

>>48131807
Say my name, bitch

>> No.48131885

>>48123570
Is that just a reskinned grus model

>> No.48131965

>>48130475
Muted tab friends supporting them. Its easy to befriend an aspie and get them to lurk your streams.

>> No.48132003

>>48131875
Read it carefully.

>>48131279
>>48131456

>> No.48132068

>>48131655
>>48131807
I hope neither one of you think you're talking to me. I'm really innocent this time even if I'm living rent-free in your head.
Can you drop some hints?

>> No.48132079

Stop fucking naming your videos VTUBER [DOES THING] Jesus christ.

>> No.48132112

>>48132079
lol

>> No.48132162

>>48131616
>Assuming the crab is a vtuber

>> No.48132180

>>48131809
She has a very nice personality, sadly you can't relate

>> No.48132231

>>4071198
Found her https://www.twitch.tv/succu_bae seems like she'll get big pretty fast.

>> No.48132277

>>48126416
I made a prop right before I started the stream which I used the whole way through.
I engaged a lot more actively with chat when possible and made better use of my redeems and bot commands.
I streamed a game that brought some extra through traffic from drops and such.

Overall pretty good night for a Tuesday

>> No.48132285

>>48132231
whoops I meant >>48071198

>> No.48132326

>>48132180
They also had a nice personality, at first. Every schizo has a nice personality at first. Hell, even I have a nice personality at first despite being a toxic cesspool.
Keywords are "at first" or "in public".

>> No.48132337

>>48132231
I don't care about your coomer content

>> No.48132372

>>48126416
What did you do today to improve your shitty rigging? Please fix it.

>> No.48132430

>>48132079
lmao
>>48132162
a free hint
>>48131279
>>48131456

>> No.48132505

>>48132372
What did you do today to improve your shitty clipping textures? Please fix it.

>> No.48132710

>>48123570
You should just make tasteless VRChat avatars for a living

>> No.48132774

>>48132430
>Assuming the crab is a vtuber

>> No.48133201

>>48126416
Have you improved your drawing skills?

>> No.48133253

>>48131879
I won't.
But I know.

>> No.48133255

>>48132774
>trying to distract people

>> No.48133341

>>48133253
Yes, sure.
LOL.

>> No.48133390

>>48133253
Can you at least DM me using a throwaway account? I've stopped taking my meds and I need to know if it's me again.

>> No.48133421
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48133421

>"Get off my mountain."
Yay or nay?

>> No.48133856

>>48132372
She literally has a better rigged model than 90% of gen4?

>> No.48133955

Getting appeals from skeb boosts my morale on my design even if they're trying to sell me something

>> No.48133994

>>48123570
it looks like shit.

>> No.48134001

The brain hates but the dick loves. Start thinking with your dick a lil bit more.

>> No.48134075

>>48133955
I feel like I've seen this asked on /wvt/ in the past and I wanna know how /asp/ feels too:
What do chuubas prefer, nice skebs/commissions or personally made fanart regardless of quality?

>> No.48134314

>>48133856
Yes. But some ""artsit"" who care about proper naming of mental illnesses will shit on Laine anyway.

>> No.48134323

>>48134075
both are good. a skeb means someone liked you enough to pay someone to draw you and if it's drawn fanart, it means someone liked you enough to draw you. both are wholesome and precious of it.

>> No.48134362

>>48134075
Skeb commissions would be displayed front and center on socials, the personally made fanart would be saved on my personal gallery and on my heart forever

>> No.48134420

>>48133856
Except Runoxi.

>> No.48134460

Fuwacoco being so openly horny freaks me out. I knew there were chuubas out there where that's their whole thing but they've always been on a whole separate part of the internet. I'm probably just autistic.

>> No.48134465

>>48134075
Not gonna lie skebs are more useful for branding, even though I do prefer the intent of an earnest fan or friend.
But buy a tablet or have your parents gift it to you, and stop drawing in MS Paint! You're making it very hard for me to be thankful.
You can also draw on paper and touch it up in photoshop if you're more comfortable with a pencil and paper.

>> No.48134578

>>48134075
>personally made fanart regardless of quality?
You'll get stuff like Herahera-chan's drawings which, while they might have "effort" and "SOVL" in them, look like shit.

>> No.48134587

i want to hug Zenya after a late night stream, and during the hug while her defenses are lowered i want to move in for a fireman carry to then gently tuck her into bed

>> No.48134621

>>48134460
She is the reason I don't talk much with Gen 4.

>> No.48134623

>>48134075
Skebs are useful for marketing purposes, but I save every single piece of fan art in my phone, PC and cloud drive. It makes my day because I know what it's like to draw someone because you like them since i do fan art too

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48134697

>>48134460
>I'm probably just autistic
yes laine, but that's why I prefer you over fuwacoco
you're breathtaking

>> No.48134698

>>48134587
Why Zenya when you could have Runoxi?

>> No.48134849

>>48134460
Don't like? Just don't watch. It's that easy.

>> No.48135117

>>48134460
Feel the same honestly, I don't lewdpost that much and when I do it's anonymously here and only of people I have no ties to and don't care about

>> No.48135121

>>48134698
i do not know Runoxi schizo, i guess a higher power has assigned me to be the schizo for this particular blue chuuba. surely you understand the compulsion

>> No.48135130

>>48133341
>>48133390
I do.
I won't contact you, but you are warned.

>> No.48135179

>>48125229
The last two threads died during euro hours without reaching bump limit.

>> No.48135275

Maybe I should've gotten a skeb instead

>> No.48135291

Crab using ALL ""psyop"" tactics from last months now: Laine-art schizo, Fuwacoco-seiso hater and last one - Runoxi "shill".
Real despair

>> No.48135393

>>48135130
DM me.

>> No.48135432

>>48135130
I'll do it again! Fuck Runoxi! Or Beryl, I'm not sure who I'm supposed to be hating anymore.

>> No.48135444

>>48135393
You are warned.
Don't dig this any further.
There will be consequences.

>> No.48135516

>>48135444
Is it me or is it getting hotter in here? Should we kiss or something?

>> No.48135540

>>48135117
I don't hate her or anything, I just don't know what you are supposed to say around someone like that. Perhaps I'm just repressed.

>> No.48135586

can you take your retard moth faggot back he's very annoying

>> No.48135697

>>48135586
We have a moth?

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48135735

guys i think something is wrong with my wife

>> No.48135796

>>48135444
DM me.

>> No.48135843

>>48135735
Still would.

>> No.48135886

>>48135735
>heraherafying other aspies
Is it bad that this gets my dick hard?

>> No.48135904

>>48135796
Last warning.

>> No.48136043

>>48134460
Nah anon, is normal to be disgusted by sluts. it's just that nowdays you can't say it out loud or you're slutshaming the poor girl who is just exploring her sexuality. Only coomers let that shit pass, anyone with standards gets weirded out unless they're pent up and need a pump and dump.

>> No.48136048

>>48135904
DM me.

>> No.48136080

I'm sure some anons here hate me, but they'll never say my name because they know that would be free promotion

>> No.48136143

>>48136080
I think hate is a strong word and a strong emotion.

>> No.48136146

>>48136080
True

>> No.48136303

>>48136080
That's why we say your name wrong, Parsex.

>> No.48136483

>>48133421
>First piece of Alva fanart
Absolute waste of the title

>> No.48136510

>>48136303
No that's because I only took one introductory course to astrophysics 10 years ago and never touched it.. the lack of alien waifu was disappointing.

>> No.48136537

>>48136483
Shoulda been faster

>> No.48136707 [SPOILER] 
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this is what the ai leech truly wants

>> No.48136895
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>>48136483

>> No.48136928

>>48136895
WAIT WHAT

>> No.48137000

>>48136928
Hanabi never mentions, only makes

>> No.48137099

>>48135117
I kinda understands, I've always acted proper on my streams, I don't flirt with my viewers or talk about sexual topics.
But here I say things like
>Laine being pregnant with my child would be the most arousing sight ever
I have been living a lie.

>> No.48137137

>>48137000
THIS WAS NEARLY 20 DAYS AGO
WHO
WHEN
WHY

>> No.48137374

I couldn't find the thread for like 10s because I typed out assp and was really confused at the lack of results.

Personally, I think it would be really funny if the thread subject was that for a thread or two.

>> No.48137510

>>48137137
Alva has been streaming for a while now.

>> No.48138030

>>48136707
Oh hey, I know that doujin.

>> No.48138131

>>48136895
Why do we all go crazy over his art?
It's nothing special, its very simple, but we all want it.

>> No.48138220

>>48138131
Because it's cute, anon.

>> No.48138241

>>48138131
one word
SOVL

>> No.48138609

>>48138131
There are Hanabi-havers and Hanabi have-nots. It's a very special club.

>> No.48138935

You guys ever post art and then realize that you could do better and immediately regret it?
I'm going to do better. I'm sorry for letting you and also myself down.

>> No.48139101

>>48138935
Anon, people appreciate your effort even if your art is not "perfect"

>> No.48139249

>>48124279
CUM

>> No.48139380

>>48138935
I’ll let you feel shame, but don’t give up. Keep putting in the effort

>> No.48140078

>>48138935
The lines, they overlap on that one spot, I didn't see it.

>> No.48140378

>>48126416
Finished my chatting screen. Now to work on the other screens for my channel and the transition.

>> No.48140983

Coco, apply to vshojo, a couple spots just opened lmao

>> No.48141222

>>48140983
Coco x Melody
You just only imagine...

>> No.48142231

If there's a lesson to be learned here it's that you can be a successful vtuber and still be a bitch.
Don't give up on your dreams just because you're a toxic sludge that absorbs positivity.

>> No.48142739

>>48142231
>You can be a successful vtuber and still be a bitch.
Better - not a successful vtuber, but is a bitch already.

>> No.48142788

>>48138131
It's my only piece of fanart and I will treasure it until the end of time.

>> No.48142957

>>48142788
Laine...

>> No.48143059

>>48132079
It's good for the algorithm for many reasons. It depends on the topic.

>> No.48143281

>>48142957
Anon that's Alva, I know it's hard to tell with Hanabi's drawings but the horns.

>> No.48144233

>>48135586
maple or kliff? They are both cute retarded faggots

>> No.48145639

>>48134075
I dont mind either, that fact someone took time out of their day to draw something for me is very flattering and enough for me to like it.

>> No.48146753

>>48136707
Alva already stole his girl

>> No.48148116

i thought this thread was getting better, guess i was wrong. it might have gotten worse

>> No.48149256

>>48148116
The thread speedran all of last year's timeloops down to a t, what did you expect?

>> No.48149391

>>48135432
Runoxi mogs Beryl, so I hope that answers your question.

>> No.48149869

I've realized I don't like cutesy girl voices. Am I just gay?

>> No.48149964

>>48149869
i like more mellow and deeper girl voices, I'd say that's just because I'm older but i always preferred that. I find it kinda sad that a lot of women actively try to hide that, like snuffy did the annoying cunny voice for an entire year because she was insecure about her real voice. I get it but damn...

>> No.48151145

>>48149964
Yeah I think my favorite girl voice this gen is coco because it is a little lower

>> No.48152237

>>48149869
>>48151145
I think you might be gay if your favorite is coco

>> No.48153283

I really don't know if I'm going to gamble with this VN tomorrow

>> No.48153419
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>>48148116
That's because the jaded, awful "thread favourites" and their cliques still plague these threads. They might not get mentioned as much anymore, but they're still here, tarnishing the names of anyone not involved in their groups and spitting on people for the fun of it. These people are the reasons these threads can't be nice, and why they never have been nice, because good people find themselves in the company of others who only feel joy when tearing other people down.

As long as these people are still here, these threads will never be good. Like cancer, you have to rip it out in it's entirety to solve the issue, or there's no point trying at all and you're better off just leaving and disassociating like so many others have decided to do already, or suffer the same loops and patterns these worthless assholes perpetuate for their own amusement.

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48154006

>>48153419

>> No.48154158

>>48136510
>>48153419
>Like cancer, you have to rip it out in it's entirety to solve the issue
Alright I'm listening tough guy. What's the plan

>> No.48154568

>>48154158
I tell you the plan. Through careful investigating I have determined that the main actors behind the scenes are lonely male virgins.
The idea is to set up those lonely male virgins with cute girls so they run out of free time and leave the thread.
It's going to be a long fight, I know one of those lonely male virgins and there are good reasons why he's single.

But together, as a team, we can do it. Who's with me!?

>> No.48155482

>>48154568
lol

>> No.48155567

We'll hook them all up with fuwa

>> No.48155580

>>48123310
>Gura imploding
>Phase connect taking L's
>Nijisanji taking L's
>Vshit taking L's
Yet i continue to endure as a miserable 1 view.

>> No.48155721

>peak ccv of all of the streams in the last 2 weeks were above 10 viewers
Am I a 2 view now?

>> No.48155796

>>48155580
Are ya having fun at least?

>> No.48155821
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>>48155567
No Thank You.

>> No.48155909

>>48155721
depends what the average is not the peak

>> No.48155946

>>48155796
Yes because streaming is bringing me back into gaming

>> No.48156548

I don't wanna be a babi I want to be a real girl

>> No.48156670
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48156670

What are you doing to improve your content today?

What are you doing to set yourself apart from other streamers?

>> No.48156900

>>48156670
There's nothing i can do to improve my content because no one watches video games.

>> No.48156912

>>48156670
Look at how cute that bird is, she could never be an evil bitch.
I'm just lying in bed devoid of energy

>> No.48157100

>>48156670
Desperately trying to make it through the work day before I slump down in front of my monitor and make another clip out of my mediocre content

>> No.48157622
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48157622

Quick reminder that we've only got a few hours left to finalize our entry for Lord of the Board (/vt/ generals represented by wrestlers for a big Holofightz style stream coming up soon). I'm taking any remaining suggestions I can get before sending out.

Last thread it seemed like the preference was a crab themed Technician type.

What I need from the thread still is:
-names
-the guy's hometown/place of origin
-overall appearance
-personality

I'd copy the whole sheet over to a poll and let people go nuts but we're a little short on time.

>> No.48157740

>>48157622
Hometown is canada because an abnormal number of streamers is canadian
Overall appearance is an babi
Personality is sex obsessed backstabber
Name is something cutesy like starflower

>> No.48157816

>>48155567
>Coco offers services up
>Train is run
>Coco offers post-nut talks to get at the root of issues
>Post-nut clarity becomes post-nut enlightenment
>Anons go forth and better themselves
We lose nothing from this arrangement, Coco WILL allow a train to be run on her. It's free. She's free.

>> No.48158150

Who is that fleshstreamer Olga keeps talking about?

>> No.48158217

>>48158150
Her boyfriend

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>>48157622
STOP PANDERING TO ME

>> No.48159906

>>48157622
>-the guy's hometown/place of origin
New Georgia, Michigan (NG,MI)

>> No.48159936

>>48157622
Snippin' Jimmy
Chesapeake Bay, Maryland
He's beet fucking red and built like a crab with big meaty claws and tiny legs
He is evil and hates everyone else and if he cannot win he wants to make sure nobody else can

>> No.48160133

>>48159936
Crowd chant is "YOU DIDN'T WIN, YOU DISN'T WIN!"

>> No.48161827

T_T

>> No.48163411

>Twitch metrics say that my channel got engagement from reddit
>don't even have an account there and I've never self-posted there
>can't find any posts mentioning the channel or me

?????

>> No.48163483

>>48163411
Someone had reddit open and clicked on your link.

>> No.48163828

>>48159728
Is it working? Should I pander to you too?

>> No.48163958

Sex with

>> No.48164288
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>>48163828
Yes. more wrestling. more theory

>> No.48164997

>>48164288
laine can we wrestle

>> No.48165061

I'll never be able to appeal to laine because my knowledge of wrestling plateaued in 2005

>> No.48165064

You heard it here lads: you want a Laine waifu? Get wrestling, start caring about the sport.
At least there's a chance and a simple way to appeal to her, I don't know how the hell my oshi is going to fall in love with me...

>> No.48165269

>>48164288
>more wrestling
I concur, Laine you really are my oshi, we can talk about wrestling all-
>more theory
Scratch that, I don't think your shit taste has any known remedy

>> No.48165312

I like wrestling as a concept but I can't get into any of the current companies or characters
I don't have a fuckin tv

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I'm going to have to check out of the Laine grooming race, I have no interest in wrestling, I just think she's cute and has a good voice.

>>48165061
Catch up, it's never too late. You gotta put some work in life.

>> No.48165452

>always coming up with funny witty posts that get a lot of (you)s
>can’t think of anything witty to say while streaming
I hate feeling like I’m always on the spot.

>> No.48165470

>>48165452
ngmi

>> No.48165563

>I should put some of my old unfinished covers on twitter
>listen to them
>No, no I don't think I should do that

>> No.48165618

I’m going to do mukbangs. But instead of doing some sort of hand cam I’m just going to stream like normal while stuffing my face full of 5000 calories worth of fast food.

>> No.48166012

>>48165061
>>48165312
Anon, wwe uploads full episodes nowadays and you can also watch some episodes and highlights from other promotions like aew njpw etc.
The wwe landscape has been amazing after Vince stepped down during covid and Cody returned. They currently have a stacked roster with great storylines and don't need to call on has been legends to boost viewership anymore.

>> No.48166024

>>48165452
you were made to be a viewer, stop rejecting your destiny and make those witty remarks in my chat

>>48165618
only work if you're a cute girl, I forgive my oshi when she opens a bag of chips on stream because she cute as a button

>> No.48166224

>>48159906
>New Georgia, Michigan (NG,MI)
Top kek

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Digby here
All this talk of wrestling. Funny thing back when I was a fencer I also learned a bit about wrestling as part of that

>> No.48166427

>>48166342
What if he farts?

>> No.48166479

>>48166427
Then you slam him into the floor harder for his indecent conduct

>> No.48166726

https://www.twitch.tv/herahera_chan
Streaming on a Wednesday? Impossible

>> No.48167105

>>48166726
>Me
Streaming 5 days a week?
Also impossible

>> No.48167714

>my best content is made when bouncing off a partner
>extremely misanthropic
>cannot maintain friendships
It's over isn't it? And don't say I need to bounce off chat, my viewers come to lurk. They're shy.

>> No.48167980

>>48167714
Post link and we will collab

>> No.48168015

>>48167714
Unironically. If your "best content" is from working with others and you can't over your hangups about working with others you're toast.

>> No.48169259

>>48167980
groomer alert, stranger danger
eraxs stay away from my prostate

>> No.48169841

>>48167980
Coco pls

>> No.48169987
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48169987

I watched the vod, very good

>> No.48170404

>>48169987
We need an edit with interlocking hands..

>> No.48170439

>>48170404
What did he mean by this

>> No.48170497

>>48170404
Coco please

>> No.48170530

>>48169987
We need an edit with cuffs

>> No.48170577

https://youtu.be/T_lh5fR4DMA

>> No.48170654

>>48170530
Coco PLEASE

>> No.48170708

>>48170404
No, Alva is made for high fives, not for lewd

>> No.48170758

Alva is the sexiest model this gen

>> No.48170967

onee x shota is kinda based ngl

>> No.48171043

Dragons are NOT for lewd.
Jesters are also not for lewd.

>> No.48171081

>>48171043
That's what dweebs with hotpants are for

>> No.48171268

>>48171043
>Jesters are also not for lewd.
now you know that's not true

>> No.48171334

do ESL prefer if you correct them on stream or just let them make mistakes? it always feels rude as hell to do but I think they'd want to know.

>> No.48171437

>>48171334
I correct myself more often than anyone who has ever talked to me because I hate when i pronounce shit wrong. Personally I always like to look up words on stream but some people but get butthurt. You'll just have to accept that not every ESL streamer is the same person and that you have to ask them yourself.

>> No.48171499

My oshi fucks guys off stream but it's ok because I masturbate to her VODs

>> No.48171639

>>48171499
Lesbian gumpai...

>> No.48171662

>>48171334
it depends, maybe I know your language better than you do and I used different words and structure to make a joke, you ever think about that?

>> No.48171987

>DM vtuber
>Talk for a few days
>"hey wanna play (game) sometime this week?"
>Get ghosted

Why is playing games this big step in knowing someone to the point it scares people off, i just want to silently play games off stream with people i know

>> No.48172057

>>48171987
You just wanna have sex!
I'm not letting you fuck me!

>> No.48172118

>>48172057
Gimme that penis!
[eating noises]

>> No.48172172

>>48171987
Whats the point if its not vc

>> No.48172203

>>48171987
You dodged a bullet, sounds like a shitty person and you haven't told me anything about them

>> No.48172994

>>48171987
Stop being a creep

>> No.48173259

potat can never know how sexy her grunting is or she'll stop doing it

>> No.48173463

>>48172994
Kill yourself

>> No.48173666

>>48172057
You're going too fast! I don't want to get in bed with you right away, I want to take it slow, play a bit of Apex, maybe go on a date. Bring you some flowers, hold hands, eat something quick and simple without garlic.
And then yeah, definitely have sex. We're fucking all night long like animals. You ask me if I want to have coffee upstairs? Yes please, I'll have it black with plenty of caffeine.

>> No.48173724

Beryl... How can I catch your streams if you keep guerilla streaming...

>> No.48174222
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cute dragon very smug

>> No.48174285

>>48171334
please correct

>> No.48174372

>>48174222
Jesus

>> No.48174435

>>48174222
DELETE THIS IMMEDATELY I COMMAND IT

>> No.48174444

Anyone wanna collar for a talent show? I’ll be playing My Heart Will Go On on my recorder.

>> No.48174476

>>48174444
You want to collar alva?

>> No.48174499

>>48174222
Gumpai I think you're making this young man very uncomfortable. You should DM him and keep this out of the limelight.

>> No.48174537

>>48174222
ToT

>> No.48174818

>>48171639
coco viewer

>> No.48175287

>numbers better than ever
>menhera levels through the roof

And it's not even a Monday.

>> No.48175756

>>48175287
I know, this week's been a mood so far

>> No.48176510

ded thred

>> No.48176618

>>48176510
sorry I'm crying right now there's nothing much to say

>> No.48177659

goodbye

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