/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Golem Edition

Last thread: >>47901857

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

i didn't job this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47918085
thank you fast baker chuuu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>47918085
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

SENORITA BANZOIN'S FAT LATINA TITS

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>>47918144
Well done and thank you for baking this bread!

[Anonymous No.]

>Gypped is a slur
This person has never been to Europe

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>Uh "Gypped" is a slur streamer!
why are zoomers like this?
I feel like no one actually thinks it's a slur except people looking for something to bitch about even if it is technically a slur, no one would actually care until it is pointed out.

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>>47918085
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>HAKKA'S BIRTHDAY MERCH IS LIVE! (On sale until May 22th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>47918241
FAT LATINA TITS WITH A BIG OF SAG
CHUBBY LOVE HANDLES TO GRAB AND PINCH
SOFT KISSABLE LIPS
SEX WITH SENORITA BANZOIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>47918314
The only ones who care are Americans and Leaves

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>>47918241

[Anonymous No.]

Even Mama laughs at groids...
>>47918471
I don't know how to feel about this

[Anonymous No.]

HAKKA LOVE AND SEX I'M GONNA CONTINUE THE BANZOIN BLOODLINE DON'T YOU WORRY HAKKAMAMA

[Anonymous No.]

When are we getting the Hakka version of the Chris Redfield "Fuck My Sister" songs?

[Anonymous No.]

It has been a week since V Saikyou. When will Altare come home from the war?

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>>47918713
Still busy fucking Rin

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>>47918206
in the name of josuijisus, amen

[Anonymous No.]

that was a really good match to end the stream

[Anonymous No.]

Have to say I was unimpressed with the food they prepped. It was just fried chicken breast with a side of vegetables

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>>47918713
Too many Essex girls need a rapin'

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>Shinri can't smash for 5 hours
>Not even with the boys
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>47918934
You forgot the most important ingredient anon: love from an actual milf. asking for more is just being greedy

[Anonymous No.]

Did he doxx something? or maybe the brand of soda showed for a split second or what happened?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649987887205691393

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S LA SEÑORITA?

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>>47919350
had to cut out the part where hakka's mom announced our marriage, don't worry guys we'll have it back up in a bit

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>>47919350
Maybe cutting the part where that were hyping up hakka's bottle to be so amazing it makes things taste better. Japanese autism and false advertising and all that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47919525
no worries since you're not the chosen one, they will be announcing me and hakka's marriage instead

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>>47919667
If it was actually that I will KEK so hard.

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>>47919350
Probably just taking out the part where mama said the waterbottle changed the taste of water.

I think most people would understand that's a joke though, like those testimonials in loteria

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>>47919350
Hakkamom nipslip

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>>47919371
Isn't señorita only used for young, unmarried women?

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>>47919948
That's what she is, anon

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>>47918934
no one is going to give you flowers in your funeral

[Anonymous No.]

>Koi-themed bundle in the Fortnite shop

I know it's probably a coincidence but imagine if other Stars that play Fortnite got themed bundles.

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>>47919948
She's divorced and a virgen she's a SEÑORITA

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>>47919966
You don't call someone's mother "señorita", unless she's one of your teachers during elementary school.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Altare, hope enjoyed all those big clocks

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>>47920142
> a SEÑORITA can be any age

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>>47919525
test

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>>47920142
I can call her whatever I feel like

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>sims vod private
>hakka cooking vod private
what did i miss

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1649992398280474624
kinda expected this i prefer this to the 100 clubhouse collab

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>>47920348
Bettel internet is kill so he didn't stream
Hakka's will be back up in a bit, dunno the problem

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>>47920249
>Señorita is the courtesy title commonly used for younger women.

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>>47920348
Sims and Barbie was cancelled because of internet, he just took the waiting room down.

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>>47920348
Hakka's mom called his real name on stream.

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>>47920377
I'm pretty sure 1 hour of Clubhouse Club would be way better than 1 hour of Rust. But they'll play 3 hours of Rust to have some good moments

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>>47920377
Clubhouse is the "ah fuck we don't really know what we want to do for a collab" game so I'm glad they're going for something much more organic.

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>>47920377
Rip
But I don't mind too much since the Rust streams have been fun (while it's still fresh anyway)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47920670
Hey Clubhouse is fun when the people playing it don't have the charisma of a rock

[Anonymous No.]

JGBFW, what happened to the Hakkafe vod?

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>>47920670
it's better than that bunny game

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1649953141935202305?t=XPYunQpeFxxMaLEDL-4Lqw&s=19

Let the man stream Comcast

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>>47920831
The bunny game is cursed, it produces the worst collabs you could ever imagine. Moona/Coco and Rikka/Mori are the two off the top of my head, were there any more?

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>>47920785
His MAMA talked about our wedding in stream

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>>47920377
>two Gamma Axel collabs

I welcome these happy accidents much like the double WARS+Ame collabs

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649996528977600512
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649996528977600512
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649996528977600512
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1649996528977600512

[Anonymous No.]

Just watched the Luxiem new outfits out of curiosity. Were their models always been stiff or is Cover just really good? Like even Magni, who has arguably the worst model has better rigging than them

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>>47921168
my wife

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>>47921256
I wrote this post

[Anonymous No.]

>Tempus thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921218
kys

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>>47921168
mama live 2d when

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921256
Dementia must have started to set in, since I don't remember typing this

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7dtQAR1Vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7dtQAR1Vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ7dtQAR1Vw

>Can play F.E.A.R.
>Chose the worst one
Nowa-oji ...

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>>47921218
Her mamas don't love them anymore and are tired of the Luxiem trainwreck

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>>47921347
Can they play F.E.A.R. tho? It's not rare to have perms for only some games in a series

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>>47921218
They have bad rigging. They only sway left and right

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921347
He already explained that they dont have perms for the first 2

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>>47921488
i hate perms autism

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>>47920150
He can fit 5 in his mouth for maximum enjoyment

[Anonymous No.]

This JP streamer RUST arc is fun, would an EN version be viable or are western streamers too cancerous to hang out with on a RUST server? I wonder which EN members would join.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921732
EN like all EN vtubers or just Cover?

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>>47921732
You want another Twitch arc but even worse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47918934
Thanks Gordon Ramsey.

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>>47921732
a holostars server but with no bullshit rules made for babies i want the full rust experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921732
all en would be cool in theory but knowing the western scene it'd probably turn very cringe very quickly imo

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>>47921732
>or are western streamers too cancerous to hang out with on a RUST server?

Rust is played out for EN already, Twitch had a whole arc of content creators playing Rust. It gets traction in JP because it's still novel to them.

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>>47921732
It already happened 2 years ago, then they tried to make it happen again but the magic was gone

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>>47921779
Just holopro, I don't know enough EN vtubers to make judgements

[Anonymous No.]

>It was to powerful

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>>47921732
Is all fun and games until some random indie calls someone a nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921888
kek

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damn that's a lot of people watching gamma i guess thats what a back to back buff does to a mofo

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>>47921845
Just holopro? Bae, Kronii, Mori, and Ame. But even then they are still "maybes". Best way to get population for an EN Rust server isn't with the EN girls but with the ID girls. For Tempus I can see everyone of them hopping in though

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>>47921828
>It gets traction in JP because it's still novel to them
VCR Rust first happened before Tempus debut.

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>>47921947
Our statements do not contradict each other.

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka's cooking stream archive:
https://gofile.io/d/Tc6bpF
Some other recent Tempus VODs that haven't expired yet:
https://gofile.io/d/ltlj7f
plus this one I forgot to put in the other folder (won't let me move it):
https://gofile.io/d/pu4CwD
Password for Bettel menshi folders is the initial letters of the words in the first sentence in his first membership post (all caps, no spaces).

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>>47922017
It does, because it's not novel. Unless you mean it's novel because it's a new server, but that would be too dumb since Rust always have a new server due to the nature of the game resetting.

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>>47922046
HOLY FUCK THANK YOU

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Petition for Hakka Mama to canonically look like Raikou

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922180
Pechugona

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i'm still thinking about altare randomly asking for flay's dna in the loteria collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922098
autism.

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https://twitter.com/____crown_____/status/1649978365233995779
New Regulus tweet

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>>47922180
Eh... Too ara ara. Needs more of that latam mommy spice

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921912
el negrito

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>>47922257
I feel sorry for you being retarded, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922098
retard

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>>47922307
Feel sorry for yourself, anon.
This is why you have no friends.

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>>47922276
I am basing it off of Hakka's design, not his origin.

>both purple hair
>both willowy
>both SEXO

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>>47922180
I concur with your statement. Raikou mama needs more love.

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>>47921821
Vesper wants this too

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>>47922409
Based Vesper

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Shinri is still streaming right? Not a single soul is talking about it in this thread right now.

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>>47922180
When are we going to get a Raita Holostar?
I wouldn't mind a holo girl either but I think he draws men better honestly

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922464
I'm watching Gamma play rust, it's actually kino

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>>47922409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hCT2_kTak4

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922464
was watching gamma now i'm gonna watch shinri to chill until i fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922496
Yeah same, I just find it odd that literally no-one wants to talk about Shinri's stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922464
i got sucked into the rust arc sorry shinri i want to watch astel fucking around and gamma drawing art

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922464
Not much to talk about

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>>47922543
there is 1 koipanion in /mans/

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>>47922490
Regulus/Tempus 3 , i want to beleeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922464
Don't worry Koipanion, he's chilling

[Anonymous No.]

Tempurple if they real

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>>47922664
die stop posting this pic

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>>47922180
i was the one that pitched mio last thread but i wouldn't be upset if she turned out like this

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>>47922700
WHERE IS THE MOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922700
Giving me GDQ tranny vibes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922845
HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP FORGETTING THE MOLE???

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>>47922700
You know what I noticed? No one cosplays Shinri or Flayon. Which is funny because they are the ones who always implies they are gay on stream

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>>47922543
Just not many koipanions here
Polls aren't going to be super accurate but last one I saw posted there were only 2 koipanion responses out of 98

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>>47922952
what does this mean?

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>>47922986
Like, most people who cosplay males in general are lesbians, bi, or trans. So I'd assume they'd want to cosplay the boys who are gay because of representation you know?

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>>47923055
who tf cosplays someone just for representation

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>>47923055
are you retarded? I'm asking seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923055
axelotls looking real smart right now next to you anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923055
Nigga what the fuck are on about

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922952
Hard to do since you'd have to have a reasonably attractive body, and probably no dick for Flay
Though Flay has only liked "girls and non-binary people", whatever you take from that, rather than being gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922952
I think it's because they are hardest to cosplay due to the fact that their outfits heavily emphasize bodyshape

>>47923055
actual retard kek

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>>47923055
It's mostly hetero women. None of them give fuck whether a character is actually gay, only if it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923160
I am an axelotl...

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>>47923089 (me)
seriously that shit's expensive
most of us cosplay out of obsession
you couldn't pay me to go through all the effort of making and wearing a costume of some rando just because representation
now if I were an alphabet Tumblrite and became a fan of some character because
he's just like me frfr then ok but not "today I think I will wear some black lives matter" and pull some token black character out of the closet and slap it on

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>>47923323
You are lucky axelotls tend to be really cute then.

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>>47923315
i imagine Flay having a bodysuit and Shinri being topless makes them not be someone's first option unless they really like the design

[Anonymous No.]

Trying to cosplay Flayon and Shinri

>Too much booba for a skinny femboy body
>Not enough booba and muscle to be a Malewife Himbo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923400
I think some girls should do a shinri cosplay, dont worry i will cut my dick off and do a flayon cosplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923456
>dont worry i will cut my dick off and do a flayon cosplay
But the visible dick bulge is part of the cosplay anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923533
Fuck, you got me, well bulge it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923430
anon discovers that you have to work for things you want to attain

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923533
I feel like it will turn out like the "I recognize that bulge" image

[Anonymous No.]

button… power…button…power

[Anonymous No.]

I think someone should cosplay Hakka's mom for fun, you know, to see how she would look haha

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>>47923315
>I think it's because they are hardest to cosplay due to the fact that their outfits heavily emphasize bodyshape
This is big. Cosplays like that take some extra balls and not everyone has a beach bod they're comfortable showing off to that extent. That and if you're a chick trying to cosplay Shinri, there's no getting around the exposed chest issue, which can be handled multiple ways, but it can turn people off.

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>>47923055

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>>47922180
Mi Esposa (Xenokuni)

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>>47923750
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923735
I don't have the ref image bulge edit but I have https://files.catbox.moe/flq582.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923993
SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923986
>>47922180
RAIKOU SEEEEEEEEEEXX

[Anonymous No.]

I just got free, what happened to the hakka stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924482
something is getting edited out, nobody knows what for sure

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924482
Glad you're out of prison anon

[Anonymous No.]

hakkamama feel

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>>47924524
Sorry, I made a joke that Nowa used to be dracula and I got banned 3 days for doxxing. (This actually happened to me months ago :) )

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924657
Is real??

[Anonymous No.]

>>47923430
Japan sells fake torsos for cosplayers

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924657
Holy Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924482
VOD will be back up after edits >>47919350
Archive if you're impatient >>47922046

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924657
what the actual fuck? KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZhxE9iSkls
That's kinda funny but then I remembered this video

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924657
Does that mean it's true then? He's actually a vampire after all?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47925033
MEDS NOW.

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>>47924940
>>47924817
>>47924678
Yeah, it wasnt as obvious but the post was clearly a dumb joke since I said he had really pale skin and for some reason he didn't have a reflection.
I think mods were just trigger happy and just banned me when they saw the word Do** on my post because this happened hours after the Axel cake stream where his dumbass showed his entire head.

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>>47925033
SKIP MEDS, GO TO THE PSYCH WARD NOW

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>>47922046
>Password for Bettel menshi folders is the initial letters of the words in the first sentence in his first membership post (all caps, no spaces).
So the password is WTTSB? Thanks for letting me know.

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At first I felt like Hakka's new song was mid, but the more I listen to it the more I like it. Is this some form of brainwashing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZxnb4Pt1IQ

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>>47922046
>>47925381
MADLAD BETTELHEAD

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>>47925381
The password is fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47925758
Sometimes you just don't appreciate everything about a song on the first listen
A lot of my earworm songs have been ones I didn't care for until I listen to it a few times

[Anonymous No.]

>>47925758
I agree with that anon who liked it more than Raven's Paradigm, Raven's Paradigm was too on the nose for me, or maybe I have a bias for melacholy because Shattered Wings hit that mood right on

[Anonymous No.]

>>47925011
Nice do you have his @ kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>47924614
Omg that's actually her fr fr maybe with purple hair and more booba tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>shinri casually drops a slur
>nothing happens
?

[Anonymous No.]

Week is almost over and no schedules yet, why are they so lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47926187
If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? If Shinri yabs on stream and no-one is around to hear it, does anyone really give a shit?

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>>47926187
Classic dad

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>>47926187
>jipped
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

shinris my sleep aid i dont ever watch him unless im trying to sleep
im so tired my dickhead roommate has been playing overwatch all night its nearly 3am i just wanna fall asleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>47921944
The EN girls know their audience, outside of Kronii and Mori no other EN girl will collab with males coz you know "muh oshi shouldn't cuck me"

[Anonymous No.]

this is what came to mind for hakka mom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47926450
ACTUAL HAG SEX I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU TO BE OBJECTIVELY CORRECT DRAWANON

[Anonymous No.]

>>47926450
THICC

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>>47926450

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>>47926450
still would. think of the back shots

[Anonymous No.]

no bettel all day why fucking live i hope god takes me in my sleep if his internet still won't work tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

I miss my clown, I hope he's okay. I've had the worst week and thinking of him being stressed over his shitty isp or being hard on himself makes makes me worry. I don't mind the gap in streams as long as he's okay.

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>>47927067

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>>47926813
Is there a reason he wouldn't be okay? (Like, has he said something recently or are you just like in worry mode regardless?) I don't catch all his streams but he at least comes off to me in streams to roll with things pretty well

[Anonymous No.]

>>47927067
EVEN IN /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>47927067
Even in the /MANS/ thread, F.O.E!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I can't even ryonapost I feel too bad for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47927152
NTA he's been visibly more frustrated over the past two weeks in streams from the internet issues, especially when it drops mid-stream, he comes back with his mood deflated. it's natural to worry about such a dramatic total mood shift when he loves streaming so much that he hates taking breaks

[Anonymous No.]

>>47927375
Ok, thanks for the update. Wish I could keep up with everyone but alas

[Anonymous No.]

>>47927531
Sometimes I miss when it was just HQ and I could easily keep up with whatever the boys were doing without that much effort on my part

[Anonymous No.]

>>47927827
if you feel bad buy the tempatsu right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47920922
You should check bunny collab with Kobo and gamma it's funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>47920922
Axel/Hakka and Ina/Sana

[Anonymous No.]

>>47922543
Shinri is boring streamer

[Anonymous No.]

This isn’t meant to be a rust collab right? Since it says they’ll collab after the rust arc https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1649992398280474624?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

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>>47918206
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47928245
The language is a bit confused but I think this meant they aren't collabing in Rust, they're just maximizing the amount of time spent milking the Rust arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>47928245
That's what I assumed, though if they're both spamming Rust they might run into each other anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>47920377
I'm so glad Axel is enjoying himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47928245
Gamma said on stream they intend to play together, at least a little.

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Haven't drawn in forever, decided to give this a shot. A bit embellished because spic milfs are either scrawny bitches, or morbidly obese landwhales on welfare and popping out kids every 5 seconds. There's almost never any actual inbetween happy medium. T. spic

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>>47928414
Cool I’m glad then

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>>47928477
SEX ToT SUCKING ON THOSE BANZOINGAS

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>>47918085
Why is this art so great
It's amazing

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

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>>47928097
>Ina/Sana

That one is actually pretty kino, its actually just two old friends bantering

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>>47928477
>milfs are either scrawny bitches, or morbidly obese landwhales on welfare and popping out kids every 5 seconds
You say that like it's a bad thing

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>>47928644
How about Regina?

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>>47928644
>we

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>>47928644
I hate that he restricts himself compared to the first three months of his debut.

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>>47928754
>Picrel
This is one of the earlier ones, really good art.

[Anonymous No.]

we fuck regis altare

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>>47928477
too young

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>>47928790
in what way?

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>>47928754
Haven't thought about this art in a while. Still fucking sex, both in the "he's drawn hot" way and the "art is dope" way

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>>47928790
How so? I feel he speaks more freely now and does what he wants

[Anonymous No.]

haven't been paying attention to the rust stuff, why is the server limited-time? was looking forward to the collab being today but if rust keeps giving cute shy axel i'm all for it

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>>47928904
His selection of some games are ass. Most of the time he plays multiplayer FPSes by himself and even if he plays with somebody there's a margin of solo streams. Solo streams aren't bad though but if you're gonna play a game meant to be played with friends I might as well watch someone else.
Oh and he needs to expand his game horizons. FPS and Roguelites aren't the only thing out there. At least the Roguelites make a good zatsu.

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>>47929188
No clue. All I know is it's similar to the last time Twitch had a Rust server for 10 days. This one's for JP celebs and streamers.

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>>47929324
>Leader restricts himself to FPS and Roguelites
>Nowa trying out new games almost every week
How the turn tables.

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>>47929188
Probably just to keep things interesting. PvP will be on the last day, then a fresh start will come again.

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>>47929492
It's honestly baffling to me. Not to mention he didn't follow through on a new cover or that podcast. Sure he acknowledged it but I really hope he didn't drop it.

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>Axel is somehow closer to an Apex pro player slav than he is to anyone in Tempus
How did that even happen...

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>>47929188
He's made them open invite but almost all the ones where he actually plays with people are on Twitch (ipn, GEEGA, Noct, even the other Tempus boys). Agreed his selection of games need to be better but at least he seems to be going back to Roguelites and we should be seeing better schedules from him once he's back and not fucked over by VSaikyou tournaments. FPS just seem like easy picks for him because he's always had his hands full with VSai or when he was going through his burnout phase.

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>>47929523
nta but the restart will happen shortly after the pvp thing or is gonna take a long break?
I didnt know this Rust server was a thing until Axel brought it up, I dont know even know if it is a new thing or a thing going on for years but I really hope is something that gets renew often and not a yearly thing like vsakyou.

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>>47929324
>>47929523
>Month of Vsai with his team
>Valo and Apex never alone in that time
>VR zombie game
>He just started one roguelite since Gungeon
Don’t wanna say you guys don’t watch him, but you guys don’t watch him

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>>47929431
>>47929523
sankyuu, pvp day sounds kino as fuck, maybe axel will be more proactive to get an earlier invite and be more axel-esque if he qualifies for whatever the next server is

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>>47929667
One month practice of VSai doesn't discount the amount of times he's been playing FPS since he stopped Gungeon idiot. And since Pokemon perms are lost to the void since February that's all he's got. I'm suggesting to try other games.

And yes Saints and Sinners is still a First Person game despite it being VR.

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is that guy drunk? why does he keep replying to the wrong posts

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>>47929628
Timezone hort

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>>47929622
Well, Leader is on break, one can only hope he gets a new perspective when he comes back.

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>>47929643
I'm not too sure when they will restart. From what I know, this e-celeb server isn't a new thing and NijiJP have been on it. This season has more rules in it which is probably why the Holos are given permission to join.

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>>47929492
Random Vesper vs Altare schizo out of no where too

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Its just me or this week was kinda lame? the only things that kinda stood up to me was the wow stream and hakkas birthday stuff and potentionally anikis rust arc. Other than that it was your regular streams, not to mention a member was missing the entire week too...

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>>47929886
you know what some of the rules are? im curious

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>>47930006
Do we seriously need every single stream to be kino? We need downtime too, so we as watchers can relax too and won't get burnouts. Same for the streamers, they need chill times too.

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>>47929896
>Random Vesper vs Altare schizo
How is that a schizo thing? Do you even watch the boys?
Nowa at debut said he was not comfortable streaming new games, Leader however said there was so many games he wanted to try. Maglord and Aniki never made statements about being uncomfortable with trying new games so obviously there is no comparison there.

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>>47930006
Magni's Sonic Heroes was kinda fun too. Other than that it's really business as usual. Flayon's got his VN-like game I guess and Shinri his lore horror. God I want another full Tempus Collab when Leader comes back.

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>>47930131
I guess you are right, I guess I expected more variety, that's all.

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I just watched shinri karaoke, and it's funny how people say shinri sounds like Oga or has problems like him at karaoke, shinri is literally worse than that

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>>47930044
So far the only loose rule was no PvP but a few people have done it on the server already but it isn't as destructive or scummy. Just for laughs.

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>>47930226
Dad's got SOVL and that's all that matters.

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>>47930226
I might be talking out of my ass here since I don't truly know but isn't harder for people with REALLY deep voices to sing? Especially songs that asks you to sing in a higher note.
Shinri is fucking awful at singing but I still had fun with the karaoke but since being part of holostars asks you to sing on a stage someday I hope he gets help with proper singing lessons to at least get a bit better like Oga did. The same goes for the other tempus boys too, Magni lessons made him sing so much better.

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>>47930143
This thread is full of women. Any perceived slight against one of the boys is automatically the product a schizo. Attempts at banter? Schizo. Make a good faith criticism of one of the boys? Schizo. It's one of the reasons I've been spending less time in /MANS/ despite being here since day 1.

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>>47930006
To be fair we did kinda miss out on half of Bettel's schedule because ISP bad, even if we got CSGO and LoL gorillas

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>>47930402
you are taking this thread too seriously for your own good man

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>>47930373
>harder for people with REALLY deep voices to sing
Not particularly no, you can always go an octave lower for whatever you're singing, though you need a modicum of skill for that and Shinri's a beginner. He just uses vocal fry in his talking voice which makes it hard to sing in the same register.

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>>47930402
Your post is schizo, take your meds anon

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>>47930476
Same with Axel missing the start of the week

[Anonymous No.]

Just anything but Valorant. Please. I'll take Apex. I'll take League. Anything but that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

solo valo spam on twitch incoming :3

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wait, is the gamma axel collab rust? i thought they were playing that board game but I guess they want to play rust as much as they can since is limited time

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>>47930808
It's not a Collab but they will be playing together.
>>47930777
>Solo Valo
I'm going to kms

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>>47930808
They're moving the original collab to another time

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That shinri/hakka image lives rentfree in my head

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>>47929622
I love vesper to bits. He's in my top three for Tempus.
But I kinda wonder how overall beneficial he will be to hololive (productions), an idol-themed company, if he has trouble singing or making covers. He had to literally drink himself wasted to do his solo karaoke.

I guess same with Shinri? According to this anon >>47930226 he also needs work with singing too. I didn't listen to that one though.

Also, I fucking hate to say it, but even some of our boys that LIKE singing arent the best. Hakka and Magni are good and always put their heart in it, but to be honest, I'm not sure I'd call either of them "studio" quality.

Probably only Axel and Altare are at the level I'd like the whole group to be at. Mostly Axel.
That being said, obviously you don't have to be a great singer to be in Holopro. There's plenty that aren't already.

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That rio/magni image lives rentfree in my head
I never seen someone repost it in here

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i miss begni collab...

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>>47930672
How are there people that prefer League over Valorant

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>>47930006
I really liked Shinri's Employee of the Moth stream

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>>47931140
grooming

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>>47931028
no need to imagine it in your head when you can just see anon
https://twitter.com/weekndfunkin/status/1649931451469819904

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>>47931152
Holy shit

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>>47931152
0/////////0

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miss them

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>>47929735
He's been trying to get perms for games that keep getting shot down. He’s also done a couple of one offs that aren’t his "standard" in the past month during vsaikyo like the indie music game and the nintendo sports. Nice try though

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>>47931118
this art is insane!

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>>47930402
Here take ur meds schizo

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I hate rust.

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>>47931066
but...BUT...But Idols doesn't need to be very good at singing... Isn't that part of the charm?...

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>>47930672
>It's about the Aiming guys
Come back when you're good at it tskrr

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Why is flay so caring and thoughtful

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>>47931066
Vesper's cover isn't even out yet

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>>47931066
Ehh most vtubers are ok at best at singing, it's not really an issue. They're largely streamers first and foremost. More like idols in the "people to cheer you up and inspire you" way than the actual singing and dancing part, with a few exceptions.
Good singers are good for making people aware of the group if my own experience is anything to go by, but not everyone really needs to be like that.

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>>47931066
>hakka not studio quality but axel and altare are
dumbchama...

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>>47931066
Nowa did let slip that he music to record during the zatsu yestarday, but being a musicfag myself i know it wont be anywhere near Anikis level. Leader singing still has some kinks that a good vocal instructor should be able to iron out. Axel is gifted with a good voice but his tech is terrible. Hakka and Magni like you said has sovl but thats about it. I will add Magni has indeed improved since debut.Shinri like Nowa needs alot of work like back to basic aeiou execise level of work.

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>>47931482
No, part of the charm is watching them improving their singing/dancing skill through hardwork and training

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I can't wait to see Ves and Hakka dance in 3D. They've got laughs that make them sound a little rotund. Shinri could be too but I can't tell with his voice.

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>>47931066
You have no idea what you are talking about. People like Noel exist in the company and she is doing just fine, Vesper and Shinri are going to be ok. Also just say that you don't like the timber of Hakkas singing voice, don't confuse your own taste with what's good or bad. Also nice spacing.

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>>47931831
architect chads ww@?

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>>47931734
I agree, ougaman is a prime example of this.

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>>47931066
Mag is a great dancer so it balances things out

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>>47931097
One with the leash?

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone remember what vod Hakka talked about his corruption lore?

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>>47931152
ToT

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>>47931649
>>47931066
>>47931671
>>47931844
>not one mention of Bettel

Bettelions WY@, I saw it when I first heard it in Always Tied and I still see it now, jester has potential with the passion for it to boot

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>>47931556
>Just saw the menshi post that I assume you were referring to
I have no coherent response except AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

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jwu why are the catalog tourists arguing itt?

[Anonymous No.]

for the good old times that will never come back
chupado love

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Damn, Axel is playing Rust at a different time from all the fun people. Roberu/Gamma/Lap all played for a bunch of hours today just running around and chilling with random people who are there for the eceleb hangout but they all ended in the last hour. Then Axel will start in another hour when only the tryhard addicts are online and end up getting carried through raids by rpr's gang again or just ignored by everyone else because they're focused on gameplay shit and he has nothing to offer.

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>>47931282
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY DEBUTED VANGUARD TOO EARLY

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>>47932797
Ganchan is coming back after he's eaten and taken a break.

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>>47932797
the fuck you talkin about nigger? Gamma is coming on later

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>>47931556
You saw the community post too machiroon? Literally me fr fr no but really, I almost teared up from how much I relate to his position mentally and I'm glad he has great friends to support that.

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>>47932821
>>47932824
Ah good, I saw that he ended his stream and thought he was done for the day. Only stream I had live in my subs is Astel who I think has been playing Rust every second he's been awake since he first started lol, but yesterday Axel went on a raid with him and I don't think he said a single word to Axel so he's probably not interested in babysitting his ass like rpr did

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>>47931282
Reminds me of the Korone Okayu windshield wiper gif. Same energy

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i wish i still loved my oshi and felt something when i watch him ;_;

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https://twitter.com/moyyyya/status/1649999564185948160?s=20
The thin line of blood,,

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>>47933162
I guess he is not your oshi anymore then?

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>>47933209
Imagine slapping Magni so fucking hard with the back of your palm his mouth starts bleeding and then immediately crashing your lips together to savor the taste of magblood

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JWU

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>>47933380
ohayou~

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>>47933162
that happened to me with a nijifaggot so
I move on

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>>47933341
What and catch Magni cooties? Nah man, I'd watch Altare lick the blood from his lips tho
DV saikou~

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>>47933162
that's okay, ex-magmite. :(

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>>47933608
Mmmm, Magni cooties~

[Anonymous No.]

Just woke up from an 8 year coma how are the boys doing

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>>47934038
Tempus is dead, i killed them, and you are next pal.
Prepare to enter the forever box nigga.

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AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR-E3wt0Ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR-E3wt0Ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMR-E3wt0Ow

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>>47934038
they are men now capable of reproduction

[Anonymous No.]

>rpr shows up
>you can Axel's tail wagging

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>>47934196
dog found his owner rpr

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this is the first rust stream I've watched, and I've gotta say this would be a much more entertaining as a full tempus stream

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NANA MY WIFE

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>>47934434
Not happening, it's a JP eceleb invite only server

[Anonymous No.]

can axel get into the same shenanigans like the gamma/roberu/astel/lap+ group? they were all fucking around a lot. it was great.

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>>47934434
Axel and Vesper are toying around with that idea and attempt it as a Stars-only.

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>>47934503
In theory yes but in practice probably not

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>>47934465
>>47934526
I wish they could just enter any server and just fuck around with randos, imagining these 8 guys fucking around with randos is entertaining to me already

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>>47934549
they probably do in their alt accounts

[Anonymous No.]

>Axel got a green card
Looks like he won't be needing to marry Magni anymore

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>>47934503
it's possible but he can't banter in japanese since he's in his ultra polite mode. and for that to happen he should hang out less with rpr or try to talk to more people that he encounters because right now he's just a dog following rpr

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Who is the bunny?

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>>47934725
Ratna from Nijisanji

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>>47934636
I refuse to believe that. They are going to get drunk married in Vegas and just never annul it for the bit.

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>>47934742
>Still no punchline

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>Zeta and Goku

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>>47934642
Also people are a bit naive about the nature of some of these impromptu interactions, Axel is one of the biggest nobodies/outsiders in the server, he joined by himself and the only person he's been grouping up with consistently is rpr, the EOP weirdo who's been awkwardly tagging along with people while occasionally yelling YABBE in the background. People act as if Roberu joined the server and had fun with a bunch of random people because of his natural charisma, but actually it's because almost everyone in the server already knows him. Even people who are smaller than Axel numbers wise are ultimately part of the same circles as a bunch of the people in the server to some extent. Just look at Haseshin's first interaction with Gamma and then with Axel yesterday. Axel talked to a bunch of people yesterday who kinda gave him the cold shoulder, and he's still plugged into the jap hivemind enough to get these things which is why he doesn't interact that much with people until he can tell that they're interested in actually talking to this random foreigner.

[Anonymous No.]

>yo
Axel pls

[Anonymous No.]

axel and rpr hanging out here is just cute to me

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>>47934932
yeah hes just like me fr fr

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>>47934877
so he just needs to collab with more JPs and get the clout?

[Anonymous No.]

Astel don't look

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>>47935043
who?
t. unironic

[Anonymous No.]

Gamma collab (forma de rpr)
Nice one axel lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935043
Kek axel got rejected

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>>47935021
Yea except that he should have started 10 years ago on niconico

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935021
That was actually the point of Vsaikyo but management fumbled and he ended up forming an all gaijin team.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935043
anon axel literally got rejected kekw

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>>47935066
Nana, Ayame's illustrator, she's good friends with Astel, tbf she gets along with everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935103
orz thank you anon

[Anonymous No.]

rpr is the towa fanboy right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47934434(me)
okay seeing rpr and axel fucking around is much more enjoyable than axel talking to the JPs

[Anonymous No.]

>you have to just ask her
>you could have just joined
The way Axel deflated after each of those comments... he needs his emotional support slav to do everything for him

[Anonymous No.]

Betsy passportout vod doko

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>>47934877
he should embrace that EN title and just turn off that jp hivemind. just be a gajin who is really good at jp. but since he's japanese so that's not gonna happen
>until he can tell that they're interested in actually talking to this random foreigner.
yeah that's gonna never happen if he just sticks to rpr. im unironicially looking forward to him hanging out with gamma because he can finally fit in as a jp and not some weird in between when he meets people with rpr.

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Even in this game axel just runs forward into 3 enemies solo...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935181
The extremely accurate Barbie drawing must have gotten it taken down.

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>>47934877
rpr is more famous in jp than he is elsewhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935092
this post feels like something axel would say
like i can hear it in his voice

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>>47935208
rpr has to tardwangle his ass even in rust kek

[Anonymous No.]

watching them play in the tunnels want me to see a metro series stream from anyone of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>47935181
Cancelled by France.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this sexual tension between rpr and Axel right now...

[Anonymous No.]

Ganbatte rpr