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47851668 No.47851668 [Reply] [Original]

>What does dong mean?
>There are balls in there?
>How do you kiss?
I'm starting to think the rrat really is 12, how does someone end up like this?

>> No.47851727

>>47851668
i will put my dong on her small mouth

>> No.47852826

>>47851668
It's to farm some of the seiso viewers with the classic "I don't understand basic human anatomy " or "what's this thing every human on earth knows about except me?"

>> No.47852920

>>47851668
There's a difference between pretending not to know and actually not knowing. If you need an example of proper seiso then look no further than IRyS. She's so innocent that she doesn't realize she's saying dirty things until someone goes YABAIIIIRYS...

>> No.47852999

>>47851668
Why does she have an onion glued to her head?

>> No.47853071
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>>47852920
>IRyS
>so innocent that she doesn't realize she's saying dirty things
dyrbi?

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she is pretty dang cute tho

>> No.47853214

She's doing an extended bit. It must make her laugh or make money for her; all I know is that every Bae clip for a while has been "she doesn't know what x is?!"

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47853317

>>47852920
>Does he know

>> No.47853336
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>>47853214
thats more the clippers pushing that agenda i think

she will be like "huh a ps1 thats that handheld thing right?" and clippers turn that into BAE DOESNT KNOW WHAT A PS1/PSP IS?????

she does legit not know some stuff tho so it could also be partly her as well

>> No.47853369

Does she know the concept of 'mating press'? If not then I'll give her a crash course.

>> No.47853428

>>47853369
Almost certainly, she even plays into it albeit as indirectly as possible

>> No.47853468

>>47853214
It's like Mika from niji and her sex/ horny stories. The rat has her "I'm a dumbass" moment like once a stream to farm a possible clip.

>> No.47853623

She's lying to me!?
No, how can this be...
I'm gonna lay down for a bit...

>> No.47853829

>>47853336
Why do I want to suck on these stubby fingers

>> No.47855884

>>47853174
I miss chibae...

>> No.47856250

>>47851668
Welcome to the magical world of Asian parents, OP: It's centered around the notion of keeping you chained to a radiator in the basement for you first 15 years of life memorizing shit you don't care about as a reminder that they hate you.

>> No.47856303

>>47851668
It's a bit. Like Gura's bad at math bit, or Kronii's depressed bit

>> No.47856481

>>47853468
Mika is a deadly combination of airhead and indo. She has approximate knowledge of many things. She eats plastic and leaves actual food half eaten everywhere.

>> No.47856491

>>47856303
After that Baldi stream I don't know if I believe it's a bit anymore...

>> No.47856608

>>47856250
I knew people like this in high school, it was sad shit. They were genuinely excited to go to class every day because the brief pockets of social interaction were their entire daily dose of fun.

>> No.47856621

>>47856481
>She eats plastic and leaves actual food half eaten everywhere.
HUH

>> No.47856625

>>47856491
It pretty much confirmed it. When people are "Bad at math", it means that they can't do highschool level algebra or that they can't do fractions. Gura failing at elementary level arithmetic is unbelievable.

>> No.47856678

>>47851668
>What does dong mean
She was discussing Korean names beforehand and Dong is a very common korean name. I can understand her not knowing that one since she is (semi) trilingual
>There are balls in there?
She knows how dicks work and cum, I have met dudes who have no idea what fallopian tubes are so that's just a reflective parallels for the opposite gender
>How do you kiss
She never said this, you are putting words in her mouth here

>> No.47856766

>>47856621
plastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xwpw7p6Z_As (plastic starts at 16:20 but the whole thing is wild)
leaving food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGYSad1mFwU
>>47856625
>Gura failing at elementary level arithmetic is unbelievable.
No, it's pretty believable. There's a math version of dyslexia: dyscalculia. I wouldn't be surprised if Gura has it.

>> No.47856774

>>47856625
>Gura failing at elementary level arithmetic is unbelievable
I've worked with some people who weren't so hot at anything beyond single digit arithmetic. They exist.

>> No.47856788

>>47856678
Buddy, there are dudes that don't know how dude parts works. Many people think cum comes from the balls.

>> No.47856853

>>47856625
Gura being bad elementary arithmetic is just as believable as IRyS being bad at basic English despite it being her first language.
>>47856250
This on the other hand is literal cope. Almost every Australian vtuber happens to be asian and none of them pretend know nothing like bae. Niji, holo, kawaii, i think one was in phase just compare them you’ll see bae is lying. And before you give the stupid her parents excuse they give her internet, let her go rock climbing, dancing, meeting up with friends sometimes at her house and clubbing/raving. She’s not some little girl kept away in a closet go watch her early streams like her first pick up lines or her getting super drunk with mori in her first 3 months

>> No.47856921

>>47856788
btw this isn't some "lol pee is stored in the balls" meme post. 95%-98% of semen is produced in your TORSO, not your balls. The only thing the balls contribute to cum is the actual sperm.

>> No.47856945

>>47856853
I'll have you know that your only information on Bae is from watching literal clips
There was an entire stream she did of HOTD where she got every single sexual reference, not to mention her Va11halla playthrough which was the same
Another good example is her pick-up line stream where the only line she didn't get was the train one. When Bae doesn't know about something sexual, it's because she actually doesn't know since there are FAR larger sample sizes of her knowing about stuff
This is entirely a clipwatcher issue on your part

>> No.47857022

Bitch goes to raves. She's laughing at you rrats

>> No.47857120
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>>47856788
Yes that is indeed where sperm is produced, it is then stored in the epididymis after maturing, which are coils that lie snugly on the balls. The vas deferens, which lies at the end of the epididyms, is a muscular coil that pushes out the sperm so it mixes with fluids from the prostate and seminal vesicles to produce the actual ejaculate.

>> No.47857169

>>47857022
>Tell me you have never been to raves without telling me you have never been to raves

>> No.47857194

>>47856788
I SHIT you not that I met some dude a few months ago who thought every man has three balls and I asked him to touch and feel his own balls until he realized with an audible "Oh"
I asked the nigga how he faps and he said that he never touches his balls
Funniest shit I've ever seen, there are actually people like this out there

>> No.47857227

>>47857194
(me)
To offer more citation, he said that he only strokes the dick, never goes down till the balls

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>> No.47857259

>>47857230
The thumbreaders favorite image
God the clippers did her so dirty

>> No.47857331

>>47856945
This, she literally draws PPs any chance she gets, she's a bratty and naughty lil rat. If there's something she didn't get, it's because she actually didn't get it

>> No.47857454

>>47857259
those are all true, though. The only one that is slightly misleading is the sonic one. She knew it was a game, she just didn't always know it was a game.

>> No.47857743
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47857743

>>47857169
I fucked your girlfriend in a bathroom stall while you trippin out in a corner on E

>> No.47857812

>>47851668
1 word

>>"Asian parents"

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47857956

>>47857169
what's the diff between raves and an EDM concert? Or are they one in the same?

>> No.47857984

>>47857956
>what's the diff between raves and an EDM concert?
Most of the people at an EDM concert are on pot. Most of the people at a rave are on MDMA and LSD.

>> No.47858016
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47858016

>>47851668
Bae's a lesbian, so she'd have had no interest in learning how dicks work. And her parents are Chinese, who are ACTUALLY homophobic (unlike the lefty-US university shitbrains). So she probably didn't have many options to explore on that front either before she came to the world-shattering epiphany that she could sext Mumei.

>> No.47858209

>>47852920
they way she said dildo when she mispronounced dido was so hot

>> No.47858275
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>>47856303
>depressed bit

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47858371

>>47851668
Anyone who moves like this has ridden a metric fuckton of cock.

>> No.47860229

>>47858371
man that so hot

>> No.47860409

>>47851668
Didn't she accidentally admit to knowing what tinder was?
I think she's merely pretending to be retarded

>> No.47860968

>>47860409
>Admit
The tinder moment is admittedly a bit of a forced based entirely on an unfinished sentence that some revisionists are trying to push

>> No.47861058

>>47858371
Bruh that's like saying a professional singer has sucked a lot of dicks

>> No.47861235

>>47857194
What the fuck m8
also kinda gay

>> No.47862417

>>47851668
these are jokes

>> No.47862961

Bae is a raver, she has a high body count

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>>47853468
>Mika from niji
nijinigger outing himself as dramashitter. more news at 10

>> No.47865164

>>47851668
>I'm starting to think the rrat really is 12, how does someone end up like this?
Oh anon. You naive fool.

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47865265

>>47857454
>those are all true, though
mong. do you know what an act is?

>> No.47865349

>>47865265
Watch the source clips mong
You could do this much at the very least since streams are out of the question

>> No.47865414

>>47861058
Yes. The semen coats the throat and prevent injuries.
I volunteer myself as tribute.

>> No.47866402

>>47856788
>Many people think cum comes from the balls.
it doesn't?

>> No.47868215

>>47855884
she will return

>> No.47868396

>>47856945
>>47857331
Faggots I watched all her vallhalla streams live and she’s still lying

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47868410

>>47861058
yea

>> No.47868500

Get worked, ya smark

>> No.47868735

>>47861058
>he lacks the critical information

>> No.47872048

>>47851668
do u beleeb?

>> No.47876926
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47876926

>>47851668
Why she dress like a whore then?

>> No.47877067

The balls thing was absolutely ridiculous. If you believe it was genuine I have a bridge I wanna sell you.

>> No.47877106

>>47857984
lmao came here to post this, the only difference is the drugs. I wonder if the baby ravers are still a thing. PLUR is.

>> No.47877446

>>47877067
Wait till you find out how many guys don't know where the clit is located

>> No.47877877

>>47866402
see
>>47856921

>> No.47878537

>>47858016
>Bae's a lesbian
Roru
Rumao

>> No.47878598

>>47856250
Sounds belivable sadly

>> No.47878687

>>47851668
you are a fucking idiot

>> No.47879029

>>47868396
>pretend know nothing
You kinda outed yourself there already when you made such a ridiculous claim while claiming to have watched her va11halla playthrough which contradicts this very sentence, too late to say otherwise now

>> No.47879426

>>47878537
https://discord.gg/vYU69wfN

>> No.47879645

Built for instantloss2koma

>> No.47879835

>>47856491
She had to subtract with her fingers, I gave up right there and then.

>> No.47880305

>>47851668
retard

>> No.47880363

>>47876926
She wants me to teach her where the babies come from.

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>>47876926
For the gap

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>>47856303
>or Kronii's depressed bit

>> No.47882485

>>47856921
>95%-98% of semen is produced in your TORSO,
>torso
What the fuck

>> No.47882817

>>47879029
Right my claim that she’s pretending to not be aware of most things is ridiculous. Thongs are sandals in Australia. A spitroast is an Eiffel tower in Europe, trains also go by gang bangs and you’re a genuine retard all across the world. Missing slang that isn’t the same in every country doesn’t mean she doesn’t know what it is.

>> No.47883083

>>47852920
irys does have moments where she really doesn't know what she's saying, but sometimes she just pretends she has no idea what she's saying. "wwwhhhaaatttt? wwwhhhaaattt did I say?"

>> No.47883186

>>47851668
Nah, you are just retarded falling for her obvious bullshit,

>> No.47883215

>>47882817
>>47882817
>Pretending to not be aware of most things
Except that I already provided a far larger sample size of her KNOWING most things. You don't selectively choose which sex slang you pretend not to know, that's such a genuinely retarded concept.
>"She just knows okay?!?!?"
is not an argument in this case, the girl knew what a g-spot was which a FAR more egregious sexual example than what goes inside a man's balls and she could have "pretended" there but didn't

>> No.47883310

>>47852920
You say that but IRyS's reaction was even faker in the balls clip, Bae's was at least believable

>> No.47883951

>>47857230
i draw my line at dragon ball and sonic, you dont that even as a joke. this rrat must be expunged

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>>47882485

>> No.47884861

>>47883215
>Read the full post will save us both another 5 minutes
I can bring up nigger sex slang that you wouldn’t be able to guess even with google. It’s very particular to parts of Chicago, new york, Miami and all mean the same thing so yes there are things you can’t know with slang. I know some stupid girls that thought balls weren’t real and was just a euphemism because of people calling it a sack unaware the full term is ballsack. Every woman knows the g-spot even if they can’t name it.

Also I realized the disconnect now I’m not talking about op I’m responding to the other guy that claimed she knows nothing because she’s under lock and key by her parents. I was talking generally from that standpoint while you seem to be focused solely on this topic. OP I have no clue wasn’t even thinking about it but I standby my points of most things she “doesn’t know” is her pretending or just not getting it’s slang for something else.

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>>47882485

>> No.47885016

>>47856788
>>47856921
NANI??? I mean, I figured balls weren't the only thing to make cum, but I didn't know cum wasn't only sperm...

>> No.47885110

>>47885016
why did you think "sperm" and "semen" were different words

>> No.47885119

>>47856788
>>47856921
>>47882485
>>47883953
>>47884564
>>47884980
>/vt/ - balls and cum

>> No.47885215

>>47885110
I use them interchangeably as I suspect many people do. I just thought sperm was just a bit too "formal" to use in most cases instead of it meaning only a specific part of semen...

>> No.47885227

>>47884564
Nta but If you’re going to be so general and say Torso it’s 100% it also includes the pelvic region.

>> No.47885382

>>47885119
>>47885227
Why are you people responding to long-deleted posts

>> No.47885564

You know how some people have massively more painful periods than others? They might have endometriosis! That's then womb tissue grows in places that's not the womb. When menstruation happens, that wayward womb tissue tries to swell, bleed and shed just like normal womb tissue, except it has nowhere to go. Even worse, it can scar different organs together in ways they weren't supposed to be connected. Fun!

>> No.47885607

>>47885564
>people
Why not just say women?

>> No.47885673

>>47885607
protip: women are people too

>> No.47885744

>>47885673
protip: only women have periods, so there is no reason to say "people" instead of "women" and get offended over nothing.

>> No.47885767

>>47885607
Early period can start as early as 8, more commonly at 10, and at 12 it's considered normal
I don't want to call girls that age women

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>>47885564
naruhodo

>> No.47885838

>>47885767
Then say females or heck, girls can imply any age even if it can be associated with young age.

>> No.47885952

>>47885744
Oh jesus fuck I thought you were just being sexist, I didn't even consider you were bitching about trans people.
I used "people" instead of "women" just... because. There was no evil sneaky agenda behind it. Please treat your brainworms.

>> No.47885984

>>47885952
ywnbaw

>> No.47885995

>>47885952
YWNBAW

>> No.47886073

>>47885984
>>47885995
I'm dude, and you both missed the point. Your obsession is terminal.

>> No.47886092

>>47885838
Oh I was not that anon, but I do see how my poor use of the subject matter made you think I was

>> No.47886113

>>47885984
>>47885995
Nice cord raid

>> No.47886126

she's pretending to be retarded and anyone believing it is actually retarded
pretty pathetic for someone to go that low for attention but I guess she was desperate to keep up with mumei and fauna rising up

>> No.47886188
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47886188

What the fuck is going on in this thread

>> No.47886256

>>47886188
Generational ignorance, sex ed, and brainworms.

>> No.47886313

>>47885744
>so there is no reason to say "people" instead of "women"
There's no reason vice versa. The only person getting offended here is you.

>> No.47886324

>>47886188
Mindbroken anons who were trying to cope by saying she's pretending, only for the discussion to evolve into how much most men don't know about women's anatomy just as much

>> No.47886374

>>47886313
I asked a simple question. He got offended by it.

>> No.47886380

>>47886324
It's actually how they don't know their own anatomy.

>> No.47886410

>>47886380
That's even worse

>> No.47886487

>>47886374
>He got offended by it.
...No?
Quick question, are you unironically autistic? That might explain your conversational confusion.

>> No.47886539

>>47856625
Yea but she's got >American Education

>> No.47886565

>>47886487
>protip: women are people too
Anybody who says this is seething.

>> No.47886617

>>47886539
What happens in the American Education system for simple negative numbers to make her brain turn to goop or addition to force her to use her fingers to count?

>> No.47886626

>>47886380
>Anon doesn't know his own anatomy
>Has the gall to criticize others for not knowing
Certified /vt/ moment

>> No.47886648

>>47886188
Every Bae thread of this format ultimately devolves into a thinly veiled /pol/ thread so you just get all the best and worst takes from /pol/tards, eventually it would lure out some /#/ niggers who are at least a bit more respectable than the prior, then you sprinkled in some /tv/ shitbrains who are basically a waste of oxygen and social support funds that their third world countries can't afford.

>> No.47886664

>>47886565
I really wasn't.

WAIT, I forgot I was on /vt/. Oh, that explains some of these responses.

>> No.47886697

>>47886664
>reddit spacing
You should go back. They are much more appreciative of women and trannies there.

>> No.47886715

>>47886626
Literally what the fuck are you talking about

>> No.47886764

>>47886565
There's something deeply wrong with you to derive such a conclusion from that sentence alone
Moments like this is where I realize that nothing anyone says here is credible, especially idiots with screws loose like you

>> No.47886801

>>47886697
That was an intentional and signalled pause. The extra line was deliberate.

>> No.47886845

>>47886715
I'm making fun of anons ITT who don't know how their own balls work and cum for making fun of a girl for not knowing what's inside a ballsack

>> No.47886915

>>47886764
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>> No.47886930

>>47886801
Nigger you need to spend less time on that discord, you're developing mental illness from it, and I said that as a /vt anon.

>> No.47886932

>>47886764
How could anybody NOT be seething while writing that? At best, they want to be snide like they are on Reddit and forgetting where they are.

>> No.47886948

I see a couple redditors here

>> No.47886964

>>47886764
Half the discussions about Ironmouse should have clued you into that ages ago.

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>>47886648
Why are Bae threads like this?

>> No.47887006

>>47886932
You desperately need to go outside every once and a while. Your worldview is deeply corrupted.

>> No.47887085

>>47887006
Cope

>> No.47887087

>>47886973
1: She has a very dedicated schizo who came around in the last few months, they weren't always like this
2: If you pay closer attention, most of the shitflingers don't even watch the actual source clips to get their context and just read either thumbnails or OP greentexts and take them as a matter of fact

>> No.47887145

>>47886973
I rarely visit bae threads, I always got the impression they were by far the horniest here. Not whatever this brain dead drool I'm currently reading

>> No.47887152

>>47886932
On the contrary, you are absolutely seething and shitting yourself right now

>> No.47887172

>>47887152
Seethe

>> No.47887235

>>47887145
see
>>47887087
They weren't always like this until she got her own dedicated schizo who IP resets and samefags these threads, most likely OP himself, this is a pretty recognizable pattern for these threads now

>> No.47887299

>>47887006
We did it bro, we successfully reduced him into a Pokémon who can only say two words like cope and seethe

>> No.47887308

>>47887235
What's this pattern exactly?

>> No.47887367

>>47887299
That wasn't my intention, I genuinely wanted him to get help.

>> No.47887424

>>47887087
>most of the shitflingers don't even watch the actual source clips to get their context and just read either thumbnails or OP greentexts and take them as a matter of fact
I don't know how to tell you this my nigger, but that's how it's always been /here/
No one actually takes this retarded shit seriously, they just join in on shitposting because they have way too much time on their hands and their lives are filled with boredom outside of their chuba's streams.
Captcha: GH4 SSG

>> No.47887440

>>47887308
It's usually followed by making ridiculous assumptions about Bae and then crying about her fans while fully memoryholing and refusing to acknowledge the original context of the clips

>> No.47887513

>>47887424
Yeah, it's pretty sad how it's come to such a point where most shitposters are below clipwatcher tier

>> No.47887668

>>47887513
You say
>it's come to such a point
I say we're tracing back to our roots, when every fucking poorly elaborated rrat posted on /jp/ seemingly got eaten up by the masses

>> No.47887673

>>47887299
>this is so much like my heckin' Pokémon
>we did it Reddit
Congrats? You will still never be a woman.
Also, to keep my post on topic to not catch a ban, I will say that OP is exaggerating what is actually said each time he makes the thread and Bae is also playing it up as well since it is getting clipper attention.

>> No.47887695

>>47887424
>No one
The shitflingers do take it very seriously though, they spend a lot of their time on this after all. You don't do that unless doing shit like this legitimately gives you an addictive adrenaline rush

>> No.47887808

>>47887668
Don't remind me anon... this is the same site that legitimately started believing Korone smokes because she made pen clicking noises once

>> No.47887967

>>47887673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg6CiPI6h2g

>> No.47888016

>>47887967
Can you send the original JP version? The dub one isn't as fun.

>> No.47888022

>>47887367
Some people don't deserve help

>> No.47888084

>>47888016
I got you bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-lEahV5Q_o

>> No.47888158

>>47888084
This has so much SOVL. It's a shame that many never experience it or Pokemon in Japanese in general.

>> No.47888168

>>47888084
Now post the first take version tyty

>> No.47888307

>>47888158
a large population of western Pokemon fans are normalfags so by virtue of that, they will completely avoid Pokemon in Japanese

>> No.47888334

>>47887967
>>47888084
It would be kind of funny if the rrat had said that she didn't know that Pokémon was a game series or anime or trading card game. Any would be funny.

>> No.47888352

>>47888084
Btw if this sounds familiar to you, they used it in Pokemon Pinball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLQ3zdd47CE

>> No.47888398

>>47887695
Not everything has to be taken seriously for one to get a kick out of it
Like what's said in >>47886648
/pol/tards can just use the thread to regurgitate a take they once heard on most likely, for a lack of a better word, an incel podcast.
They can also be debate perverts, they get off on a back and forth between anons, they also are most likely to have a humiliation fetish, which I can respect if they actually do.
However, there are still probably one or two niggers who actually take it as you said, very seriously, and for them I can't say for sure, but the safest bet is pure unadulterated mental illness.

>> No.47888567

>>47888398
This kind of just reminds me of those twitter threads where people who have no idea what is going on have to hijack something with their completely unrelated agenda, inflating quote retweet ratio to viral amounts

>> No.47888602

>>47851668
Dong means east.

>> No.47888646

>>47888168
I got you bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMKf5mE3sdo

>> No.47888735

Go back to >>>/vp/
But in all seriousness, it's been a million years since I watched the anime in Japanese. It was fun.

>> No.47888739

>>47888398
Fresh n' fit tards should be necked, the schizos too

>> No.47888808

>>47888735
The anime is fucking ancient by now to be fair, it's one of those ancient things that we all grew up with even though I barely remember it
Maybe I'll rewatch again from start to finish some day

>> No.47888859

>>47857194
>>47857227
Hang on. How the fuck did he not notice when taking a bath/shower? And why did he think we have 3?

>> No.47888922

>>47888859
Do you actually fondle your balls in the shower? I just give them and the area a cursory scrub and move on

>> No.47888992

>>47888859
NTA but I never wash my balls physically in the shower, just pour the shower over my crotch

>> No.47889022

>>47888922
>>47888992
NTA, but anons... You need to clean down there...

>> No.47889066

>>47889022
Does something bad happen if I don't?

>> No.47889103

>>47889066
I don't know. They would get smelly, probably. And if it gets really neglected, you may get some kind of rash.

>> No.47889120

>>47889022
Or what huh? Are the testicle goblins gonna get me?

>> No.47889167

>>47889103
But they don't smell, never got rashes either

>> No.47889191

>>47889120
>he doesn't give daily offerings to the testicle goblins to keep them at bay
RIP your balls.

>> No.47889382

>>47889120
Who knows. You may be one of the unlucky ones lost their foreskin to the goblins. The balls may be next.

>> No.47889439

Is Bae a testicle goblin?

>> No.47889444

>>47852920
IRyS is the the biggest slut in holoEN

>> No.47889487

>>47889382
NTA but I lost my foreskin to the goblins...
>>47889439
With teeth like that? yes

>> No.47889516

>>47889439
That's what she makes (me) call her after her streams, yes

A little weird but she's really into it

>> No.47889646

>>47888922
>>47888992
I thoroughly wash the whole area, always. Don't know why you wouldn't. It can get pretty sweaty.

>> No.47889668

>>47858371
>>47861058
Both of these statements are true.
The metric fuckton of cock and semen? Provided by me

>> No.47889734 [DELETED] 
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47889734

lol

>> No.47889772

>>47889646
I never saw the point in doing it since I don't sweat much at all, it's perma cold here in my country so that explains it

>> No.47889796

>>47889487
Sorry that you got unlucky. Hopefully you won't let them steal your progenies's, if you ever have one.

>> No.47889872

>>47889796
It's a gacha roll, either the foreskin goblins get you or they don't
My foreskin goblin died 3 months ago and they invited me to come pay wishes on his funeral which I gleefully declined

>> No.47889898

>>47889734
at least post the one with guys in the photo.

>> No.47889956

>>47851668
>be tarded
>be wealthy
>be attractive
it's a fairly simple series of steps anon

>> No.47889999

>>47889956
I have only one of those traits. How screwed am I?

>> No.47890041

>>47851668
The fact that some of you retards actually think that a fully developed woman living in the western world hasn't at least sucked a dick blows my fucking mind. You must go outside even less than you think your oshi does.

>> No.47890064

>le doxxschizo has arrived

>> No.47890159
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47890159

>>47890041
i find it odd that straya would be considered part of the western world being in the eastern hemisphere. but lo and behold.

>> No.47890214

>>47890159
Colonizing will do that.

>> No.47890218

>>47889999
You're less screwed than if you had none.

>> No.47890267

>>47890159
Western, while often describing the actual geographic west of places, tends to refer to culture. Australia and New Zealand are Western by culture.

>> No.47890269

Bae's clumsy blowjob..

>> No.47890366

>>47890269
I need this rat to give me a clumsy blowjob and accidentally bite my foreskin off with those sharp teeth...

>> No.47890466

>>47889734
>Knockout outdoor
>The biggest hardstyle music festival in Australia with over 50000 attendees
This is not the own you think it is bruv, literally everyone and their mother went there with friends. I went there last year with my entire family, pops and bro included
This shit is so restrictive and safe that you can't even do proper drugs there with the guards everywhere, weed only

>> No.47890526

>>47889872
Based, a foreskin for a life

>> No.47890594

>>47889872
Is it possible to reclaim your foreskin from the goblin when it passes? Or have they already extracted all of its power by then?

>> No.47890597

>>47890366
god that's hot

>> No.47890626

>>47890526
Is this common in muttistan?Only jews and muslims do it here.

>> No.47890744

>>47890594
Nay friend, once the foreskin is gone, it shall never return
It already went in and out of the goblin's digestive tract after consumption into the gutter

>> No.47890758

>>47890626
Go nuts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevalence_of_circumcision

>> No.47890799

>>47890758
>Go nuts
you cheeky cunt

>> No.47890802

>>47860968
>unfinished sentence
Why wouldn't she finish it unless she knew it would be bad for her?

>> No.47890901

>>47890267
i too just read the wiki

>> No.47890945

>>47890758
My condolence.
>>47890901
Most westerners already know this seafren.

>> No.47891003

>>47890945
i suppose the west coast is close to the sea.

>> No.47891043

Fucking deadbeat deadbeat janny.Can't even delete doxxposts until is it Mori.

>> No.47891079

>>47890945
NTA talking about being circumcised earlier, but I am as well. It's a shame I didn't get a choice, but if it MUST have happened to me, I wish we did it the way it's supposed to actually happen, on the 8th day. But again, even as a Christian, it's not required anymore, but if I had to have it happen, I wish it was done properly.

>> No.47891114

>>47856766
We need more porn of Mika

>> No.47891161

>>47891079
Does the wait actually improve the procedure?

>> No.47891222

>>47851668
She's playing a character you retard

>> No.47891244

>>47891161
The procedure is supposed to represent the covenant Abraham made with the LORD and his people. But with Jesus dying for our sins, it's not required to do this anymore to be saved. If it were still required, it was supposed to be done on the 8th day.

>> No.47891300

>>47890802
NTA but the tinder rrat can easily be disproved by paying attention to her heartrate monitor at the bottom which remains unchanged after the fact and actually goes down slightly
That's not the heartrate of someone who's been caught and is trying to damage control. The heartrate never lies. This is why this rrat never caught on and was killed in it's inception since many anons pointed this out when it happened. As for why she didn't finish it, that's not the only time Bae has paused mid-sentence only to promptly forget what she was saying. She has done this in many other games and it's usually because her attention got caught by something she saw in-game

>> No.47891390

>>47890758
I got circumcized at just over a decade old WITHOUT ANASTHESIA
Now I have bloodphobia because I was fully awake during the procedure

>> No.47891450

>>47891300
That's just shows the sign of a good liar and you fell for it.

>> No.47891451

>>47891300
My rat has contracted dementia from her owl girlfriend...

>> No.47891495

>>47891390
What the fuck led to this, were your parents actually insane? I would've lost my fucking mind going through that

>> No.47891500

>>47888922
Yes? How else are you going to wash all the folds of the ballsack?
You should also be checking your balls for lumps every month.

>> No.47891612

>>47891450
>He hasn't seen these girls try to improv act
Just lol

>> No.47891659

>>47891300
I always wondered why the schizo who pushes this always excluded this extremely important detail, maybe an oversight on his part

>> No.47891660

If any of you got circumcised because of phimosis you either had an extreme case of it that wasn't fixed by other methods, or your doctor was a hack.
Most phimosis is easily and permanently fixed in a month by some prescription cream and gradually pulling it back more and more.

>> No.47891678

>>47891612
Hook, line and sinker

>> No.47891692

>>47891660
What the hell really?

>> No.47891739

>>47891495
>Were your parents insane?
Still are, they are the epitome of those "MEN DONT CRY, BEAR WITH IT" parents

>> No.47891759

>>47851668
It's so far from believable it's honestly offputting. I like most of her stuff, but whenever she does something like that I just have to stop watching. Cmon, no women in their early twenties is that ignorant, it just comes off as pandering and makes me uncomfortable

>> No.47891805

>>47891495
Any parent that has their kid circumcised for any reason other than a last resort medical treatment is actually insane.

>> No.47891837

>>47857230
Dumb Rrat, not knowing mainstream media. Mating press correction is needed.

>> No.47891860

>>47891692
Yup, had it as a kid, works fine now.

>> No.47891913

>>47891837
What is a mating press...?
What if she said that?

>> No.47892013

12 is the age of the people watching her that believes that crap.

>> No.47892018

>>47891860
You had good parents/doctors. Be thankful.

>> No.47892154

>>47892013
The people watching her are certainly older than anons who believe in OP greentexts and thumbnails. Don't worry

>> No.47892238

>>47891660
What if I got circumsized because my parents didn't like how it looked?

>> No.47892306

>>47892238
Why are your parents judging the aesthetic value of your cock?

>> No.47892432

>>47892306
They thought it looked ugly, that's their only reasoning for getting me circumsized
>You will never get married with a cock like that

>> No.47892527

>>47892154
Wishful thinking.

>> No.47892625

>>47892238
Your parents were insane.

>> No.47892778

>>47892238
>>47892432
Isn't that one of the many tricks the goblins pulled so people would want to get rid of their babies foreskin? Making them think it was ugly. Even nowadays they still talk shit about how it "looks better", I remember reading an article like two years ago.

>> No.47892968

>>47892778
The foreskin goblin was a family relative who most likely convinced my parents with his ugly propaganda. I'm so happy he's dead

>> No.47893424

>>47891300
Bae is a normie Gen Z dancer girl. And 95% of the other hololive girls are normies. Keep on coping.

>> No.47893576

>>47892778
They're right though. I'm half a fag and when I jerk off to yaoi or gay porn I'm kinda turned off by uncut cocks

>> No.47893687

>>47893424
In the court, the proof is what holds up rather than screaming cope in response to actual arguments

>> No.47893768

>>47892778
Gotta earn money no matter what, that's why they are goblins, a child's suffering and dick length be damned

>> No.47893982

>>47892778
>>47893768
Man, I really hate those goblins, or grabblers as I sometimes call them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PC8Luqiws
It's been forever since I've been reminded of this.

>> No.47894330 [DELETED] 

>>47893687
You didn't see the doxxpost?

>> No.47894682

>>47893982
Heey I haven't seen this one! thanks

>> No.47894741

>>47893576
Isn't that just because they're intentionally being drawn ugly? Also, fully erect they're pretty much the same.

>> No.47894779

>>47894682
You're welcome! There was a time when they were funny. I miss those days.

>> No.47894966

>>47883083
that's something she started doing after she realized her naive ero moments were one of her charms

>> No.47895083

>>47891390
I guess you could say you got...
ForeSKINNED ALIVE

>> No.47897180

Jesus Christ what the fuck happened in this thread

>> No.47897311

>>47897180
You won't distract me from those damn foreskin goblins
LEAVE

>> No.47897732

>>47897180
It didn't go according to the schizo's wishes. Better for a dumb thread to become a offtopic than for it to become schizo central.

>> No.47898101

Do you think Bae prefers foreskin?

>> No.47898187

>>47898101
She's a rat
Rats like cheese
There's no cheese with no foreskin

>> No.47898258

>>47897180
Move along soldier, you saw nothing

>> No.47899101

>>47892238
It's your dick you can do whatever you want with it.

>> No.47899189

>>47891660
This true, just buy lotion and masturbate slowly.

>> No.47900398

>>47898187
you make a compelling argument

>> No.47903110

>>47851727
giwtwm

>> No.47903164

>>47891244
ya okay but any god that requires such a thing is a faggot unworthy of worship anyway.

>> No.47911678

the rare innocent but whore girl

>> No.47911853

>>47852920
irys is so retarded to the point it pisses me off, but i'm sure there are a lot of people who like that and watch her cos it's cute. it's more genuine than gura who just pretends to be retarded.

>> No.47913374

>>47851668
She doesn’t even bother to look, she is too busy taking them in the bathroom of the club. Bae has the highest body count in Hololive.

>> No.47914284

>>47884980
>seminal vesicle is where I've had chronic pains since I was a preteen
Oh fuck haha

>> No.47915106

>>47914284
bruh you should get that checked

>> No.47919153

>>47865265
he doesnt

>> No.47920103

>>47914284
Why have you been living with unknown chronic pains for years
go to doctor

>> No.47920192

>>47913374
SEA post detected

>> No.47923624

>>47862961
>Bae is a raver, she has a high body count
Call the cops

>> No.47927659

>>47914284
You better take care of that. Don't just let it get worse.

>> No.47927710

>>47889444
Just the thought of this gets me rock hard

>> No.47927931

>>47876926
you don't get it, anon.
bae doesn't know what it's like to be a whore, she's only got a vaguely childish and naive idea of it.
she's no more than an excited girl who's eager to look 'grown up' and play dress up, mimicking fashion trends she would stare at in awe.
it's cute and kinda hot.
kinda like those sheltered girls who go wild the moment their strict parents send them off to uni.

>> No.47930195 [DELETED] 

>>47920192
Get new material, if you call everything you don’t like SEA you just look insane. Bae is a cock hungry slut, that fucked her way thru art school and every nightclub in the area. She is a gaping chink and you are desperately coping.

>> No.47932967

>>47898187
genius

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Non Anon can kick her ass!

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