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It's time to get in that sharkussy from the inside

>> No.47785351

>>47785305
*infiltrates and then perforates your spine from within*

>> No.47785372

>>47785305
>get assigned to Tempus

>> No.47785388

>>47785305
>Help, we don't know how to get Gura to stream and our entire branch has collapsed

>> No.47785412

>>47785372
KEK

>> No.47785666

>>47785372
lmao

>> No.47785701

>>47785372
I-It's time to sell and shill men's underwear!

>> No.47785826

>>47785372
That would be the plot of an idolmaster parody.

>> No.47785897

>>47785388
retard

>> No.47785959
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>>47785305
>Hiring new managers to tard wrangle the EN girls because they don't stream, and their previous managers have done fuck all
Let's hope they hire someone that isn't a nepotism yes-man that only applied so they can flirt with the girls.

>> No.47785973

>>47785372
Let me in, I'll save them

>> No.47786006

>>47785305
OMEGA FIRED LOL

>> No.47786009

>>47785372
Unironically an otome game plot

>Female manager signs up hoping to get close to the cute talents
>Find out on hiring day she’s being assigned to the stinky boys instead
>Start out hating them and the way they act, constantly wishing she could be working with the girls she’s been idolizing
>Eventually start on one of the 8 dating routes and begin warming up to the Tempus boys, realizing they’re not as bad as she thought

>> No.47786034

>>47786006
GOD I WISH

>> No.47786061

>>47785305
specifically says "Holo Live Production" in quotation marks. Guys I don't feel so good...

>> No.47786073

they're so hard to tard-wrangle that they need to hire more wranglers. Grim

>> No.47787262

Everyone's assuming this is for existing members. What if it's for new members?

>> No.47787375

>>47785372
>Listen vesper, I might be your manager but as your friend let me tell you this. Kronii and Mori totally want you and you need to to show them you're an alpha by sending them some dick pics.
Then I spend the next day spamming racial slurs on the holostars twitter.

>> No.47787401

>>47785372
the /vt/ monkey paw

>> No.47787443

>motivation care is part of the job

Holy shit.

>> No.47787459

>>47785305
They will hire troons and those that promote troonism. It will kill EN more than omegafag ever did.

>> No.47787498

>>47787262
Nah, they fired Vesper's manager. They are looking for a new one. Kronii put her foot down and Cover chose Vesper.

>> No.47788927

>>47785305
>Need more English-speaking managers
Does this means that EN3 is around the corner?!

>> No.47789017

i have zero years experience with tardwrangling
what kind of candidates are they looking for and how much does it pay ??

>> No.47789056

>>47786009
Then she finds out that they have other female managers.

>> No.47789206

>>47785372
>makes sure they never touch the girls

>> No.47791103

>>47785305
Anyone from /vt/ dropping a resume?

>> No.47791144

>>47786009
So...Axels manager? Kek.

>> No.47791336

>>47785372
>EZ dox tempus and ruin thier lives

>> No.47791474

>>47785305
so what happened to omega?

>> No.47791516

>>47789017
>must live in Tokyo and commute to the office
>must be fluent in English and Japanese
>pay is 30k to 50k USD a year before taxes
I love how Cover's minimum requirements are probably such a slap in the face to most anons

>> No.47791578

>>47791474
Regis is currently in GB.

>> No.47791689

>>47791516
It just screams they only want a japanese resident to apply. That pay is not nearly enough for anyone outside Japan to consider applying.

>> No.47791885

>>47791516
>pay is 30k to 50k USD a year before taxes
To manage millionaires.

>> No.47792646

>>47791516
>pay that low
>live in Tokyo only
No wonder EN's managment is so shit. They aren't giving us their best.
Anyone know if they are paying the same for JP managers?

>> No.47793374
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>>47791516
>>47792646
You can't just convert to USD and then also pretend you're living in one of the most expensive cities in the world like New York City. This is baseline, starting salary, not including benefits and allowances.

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>>47785372

>> No.47793411

>>47785305
>be chumbud
>oshi ghosts you
>get hired by Cover to manage shark
>get ghosted
lol, lmao even.

>> No.47794114

>>47787262
Then EN3 won’t be happening until late Q3 if not Q4, as they would have to get them on boarded, trained and prepared for their next gen. So with that and getting the new girls ready for debut, it kinda shows EN3 isn’t happening until at best December

>> No.47795398

>>47785372
I would intentionally sabotage Tempiss from within if that were the case.

>> No.47795795

Why in the unholy Trinity Lutheran church would you want to manage these menheras? Its not like you're getting any pussy

>> No.47795884

>>47786006
I thought that thing is a PR guy, not a management guy?

>> No.47796509

>>47785305
You are not japanese nor living in tokyo metropolitan area so you are not getting the job

>> No.47796569

>>47791689
The pay is not enough if you live in tokyo period, either you live with your mama and dad or you need a second job

>> No.47798009

>>47785305
>It's time to get in that sharkussy from the inside
>He hasn't seen the Matuli clip

Becoming a Cover employee is the most complex way to lock yourself out from your oshi's snatch/pole

>> No.47798074

>>47795884
He's a branch producer, essentially EN's A-chan, at least according to the fag. So not a manager but someone who decides the future activities of the branch, but since A-chan kinda became EN's A-chan recently and that cunt is in another radio silence hiatus since late September I hope this time he's gone for good.

>> No.47798324

>>47794114
>shows EN3 isn’t happening until at best December
I refuse to believe they'll let the wait go longer than 2 years. There's no fucking way Cover is that fucking insane to do this shit.

>> No.47798409

>>47798324
I believe it. holoEN is going to Japan in June and they’ll debut the last of the tempus homos if the leaks is true during that time.

>> No.47798502

>>47798324
Anon, they are literally debuting three more Homos for a total of 11, which will be more than the girls, and they have no current plans for another girl gen.

>> No.47798595

>>47798409
>>47798502
Can you faggots stop saying this shit without any source?

>> No.47798621

>>47798502
Where did you hear this?

>> No.47798755

>>47798409
>leak
What fucking leak? Give me the rundown.

>> No.47798913
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>>47785372
>>get assigned to Tempus

>> No.47799639

>>47785897
is he wrong? the EN branch is a shell of it's former self, it needs new management

>> No.47800684

>>47798913
That would be funny

>> No.47802823

>>47798502
>>47798409
Is there any source?

>> No.47803276

>>47792646
You don't need to LIVE in Tokyo, you need to commute to their office. I know it's a weird concept but Japan is connected with trains, a lot of people working in Tokyo actually lives in nearby cities like Kashiwa in the Chiba prefecture.

>> No.47803296

>>47791516
>30k-50k a year without taxes
mexicans picking fruit make more than this kek

>> No.47803340

>>47802823
Second this

>> No.47803918

>>47802823
I made it up sorry I was bored.

>> No.47804263

>get hired
>become Gura's new manager
>send her a message every single day that just says "stream"
>she gets offended since telling her to stream is like saying NIGGER
>get fired
It would be worth it

>> No.47805064

>>47785305
no male managers for female talents, sorry anon, you'll get to hang with vesper tho

>> No.47805116

>>47785372
so what? I guarantee they're sexting the girls in secret

>> No.47805431

>>47785305
>Hololive PRODUCTION
Bait-and-switch. You're gonna get assigned to tardwrangle Vesper and Magni.

>> No.47805540

>>47796569
Tokyo rent and food is insanely cheap compared to hellholes like California/New York. Those are okay wages for Tokyo.

>> No.47806098

>>47805540
ye you can even buy a cute little house on the outskirts of tokyo for like 250k - that wont even get you a garage in other major cities

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>>47785305
The correct term is "sharkunny"

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>>47795884
He has producer credit for Caesura of Despair's MV, so he's at least supposed to be seen as having some creative input

>> No.47807724

>>47785305
I wonder if they only hire non-holo fans to work this position. Wouldn't it be bad to hire a gosling that is noticably jacking off during zoom meetings with his oshi?

>> No.47808079

>>47806098
The outskirts of Tokyo are prob like 50 miles away, probably with heavy trafic all the way as well.

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47808791

Imagine being Gura's manager. Lazy piece of shit and won't stream.
Imagine being Kronii's manager. Fucking doomer cunt
Imagine being Mori's manager. She just won't stop shilling her roommate

>> No.47809385

>>47808079
Anon, you're thinking with your American brain again.
Japan has this thing called a rail system. It's fast, clean, and rigorously maintained.

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>>47803296
me and my crew will manage your EN girls, anons

>> No.47813097

>>47785372
based monkey paw

>> No.47813157

>>47785372
I want to fuck the girls but I'll settle for fucking Flay and getting fucked by Vesper.

>> No.47813324

>>47808791
>get paid 30k to live in a Tokyo shoebox and work a commuting office job in the age of WFH
>likely ESL nip, no real cultural or linguistic attachment to the EN girls you're managing
>lazy whores make at least half your yearly salary every month just from sitting on their ass at home and streaming once every three or four days, not counting income from merch and sponsorships

This seems like a recipe for a resentful, lazy management that does the bare minimum to avoid getting fired.

>> No.47813815

>>47786061
To discourage shizos like you for applying in hopes of dating the EN girls

>> No.47818779

>>47785372
>try to get in for pussy, get bros instead
I see this as a win

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