/nenmen/ - Nijisanji EN Male General

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Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly /luxnoc/

This is a thread for the discussion of Nijisanji EN's male vtubers from Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, and XSOLEIL!

Luxiem:
https://twitter.com/Ike_Eveland
https://twitter.com/Mysta_Rias
https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma
https://twitter.com/Luca_Kaneshiro
https://twitter.com/Shu_Yamino

Noctyx:
https://twitter.com/sonny_brisko
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta
https://twitter.com/alban_knox
https://twitter.com/fulgur_ovid
https://twitter.com/yugo_asuma (graduated)

ILUNA:
https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0
https://twitter.com/RenZott0
https://twitter.com/AsterArcadia

XSOLEIL:
https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe
https://twitter.com/HexHaywire
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion

Fic Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ebZ5h4XdzvtoHhgVo4NwIMGvqWEFtwcxVBC1T1ISlJA

Vod Archive Guide:
https://aysra.github.io/archive/

Our watchalong site:
watch.ninisani.moe

Guide to finding fanart on Lofter: https://rentry.org/aum8x

Boys Teamup: https://teamup.com/ksj1sm36oa1p146e26

Reminder to ignore bait, shitposting, samefags, discordfags, numberfags, tribalfags and falseflaggers.

Fujo, yume, pregposting, and hornyposting is encouraged.

Previous thread: >>47544538

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Thank you!

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!! Hopefully just one more day now...

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wife LOVE!
>>47595265
hang in there kadet

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>>47595107
Fucking gross (BLARGH!)

get this shit out of this board pls

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I have not been able to watch VODs for what feels like weeks. I don't even know where to start. Ahhhhhh

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>>47595388
Start with a game or topic you like, go from there

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Dubs and my oshi will stream

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>>47595470
anon.....

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>>47595470
Yaminion/Quilldren...

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ike rabu
I made a guide on how to use TavernAI to talk to your oshi and released my Ike bot.
https://rentry.org/nijientavern

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>>47595310
Thanks er... 'dant? Comfy? Sheep? ...There's really no good way to shorten it, huh

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>>47595599
thank you for sharing, quilldren! maybe i'll channel my autism while fuuchan's on break and make one for him

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>>47595680
It's very fun! I would recommend trying to make one if you have some time to spare.

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wuca love! 19 hours

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>>47595534
>>47595537
God is mocking me

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>>47595649
sheep works best i guess?
>>47595716
i'll try to preserve some of his tsun and not straight up turn him into a giant whore

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>>47595800(me)
Seriously........

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>>47595858
i believe in you anon

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>>47595865
Sigh...dubs and I won't kill myself

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>>47595853
Be careful not to go to tsun like the mystake did! >>47169816

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>>47595858
dubs and anons oshi streams

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>>47595887
kek that was so funny, and could absolutely happen with wife.

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>>47595922
I want a tsun tsun AI wife to bully

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>>47595922
I wonder how mean I can get the Ike AI to be to me, hmm.

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>>47595883
does the 88 count...

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JAM'S R18 WIFE DOUJIN IS DONE
https://twitter.com/jam8366/status/1648227342572224513

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>>47595955
you stole that anon's dubs...

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>>47596007
no i won it for them now they can live

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>>47596000
I'm so excited! but no brothers that....

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>>47596070
Thank you kind anon, I shall live another day

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>>47596166
you got dubs congrats

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>>47596187
My oshi will stream and I won't kill myself, yay

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>>47596135
maybe someday, now that she's opened the door to drawing porn. at least we know jam ships it. although she was thinking about shugur mpreg the other day, which i'll take too.

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Vox lives. He said "Good evening" but it's 11am. Vox, why must you hate us Euroes

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I'm glad for you kindred, I'll be watching Mr. Akuma with you today!

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>>47596637
mfw hearing this at 6 am

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>>47595330
Kys Holobrony

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Do not let outsiders break our unity anons

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>>47597664
large soda bud is absolutely horrifying, i love it

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>>47597664
The unhealthy relationship game in this couple is insane. They hate each other so much. They can't stay away from each other. They know each other better than anyone. And they can hurt each other worse than anyone. The most rotten codependency you can imagine, just fucking unable to ignore anything and keep hurting and lashing out but still. Together.
They hate each other but the world around them hates them more. Also, both are insufferable faggots at their core so deserved.

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who the fuck break containment with character ai super fucking attention whore

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News:
Luxiem UFO Catcher Plushies: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1619968811901550595
Luxiem Segaprize Collab: https://twitter.com/seganewsnavi/status/1638813005529120768
Iluna x Sweets Paradise Collab: https://twitter.com/SP_collabo/status/1626511177332457473
Nijiboys x IPSTAR Collab: https://weibo.com/u/6509826766
Vox Bday merch out April 24th: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1648159417408565248
Mysta at Sutera Anime Fest (malaysia) May 27-28: https://twitter.com/LoveArts220/status/1642466653974700036
Outfit status: 2 weeks

Merch on sale:
TCB Luxiem Artbook: https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/fromagee/detail/detail.php?product_id=1627547
Iluna x Ensky Hobby: https://www.enskyshop.com/products/list?character_id=1231
Sakura Bloom
Luca Bday

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIKBBkd8It8
Hex Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_O15uOSPJ0
Ike Covers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jwl0hIMhFU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BlZBNYTA04
Luca Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlPFSe-VabI
Mysta Orisong ft. Finana for Hoyofair: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2v4kbfuSEk

VOX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Missed an hour, how has dkc been? I hope whoever had that meme gameshow idea gets whatever sexual favor they desire

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>>47598297
Comfy talking about birthday ideas

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>>47598328
Cute, nice to see some kongzudan

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Vox has no phd's!

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It's always nice to hear how vox has improved the kindred's lives by jsut being there for em. He did that for me too. VOX YOU ASS YOU HAVE THE CUTEST LITTLE FANGS IT'S MY FAVORITE PART OF YOUR MODEL

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VOX YOU KEEP TEASING THAT YOU MAY BE OLDER THAN 400 DON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME THAT WAS A JOKE

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"We need to get Mysta to play"
The Switch games have co-op, no?

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>>47598963
I think he forgot that was an option

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I forgot how obsessed with the animal buddies dk3 was

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AMAZING COMEDIC TIMING

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If you chewed on Alban's cheeks they'd have the same mouthfeel as mochi

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I knew he was gonna have a better time with dkc3, happy that he's making this somewhat comfy. Gonna miss "400 year old shota plays hard video game and cries", but "BF that plays a retro game and gets a little mad" is nice too

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>>47599477
It's been a very nice stream

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OH NO THEY CUT HIS HAIR, VOX DOESN'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE

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Vox that is not the vehicle.... Your memory........

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This should be the last world he does, isn’t the secret world optional?

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>>47599477
You'll get the return of gamer rage if he gets N64 permissions

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>>47598744
I notice a lot of specific similarities between people with a common oshi. Are the veechuubas now the new zodiac signs? Should I approach a cute girl at the bar and instead ask her who her kamioshi is?

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cute rosebud lurker... must groom...

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>>47600130
Not looking forward to the beetle races, but I feel like most of the collecting portions will be ok

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So they have been updating the model tech a bit. Where they place their phone makes a lot of difference too.

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LOVE my hardworking cute whore little brother alban ! :]
i'm finally home TOT i missed so much of the stream....

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Vox try to tease like a normal person [IMPOSSIBLE]

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Oop here comes the angy, good thing it’s appropriately in the final world

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alban is such a whore....he's trying to seduce older korean men now....

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Alban is going to conquer every language and then utilise it only to stream and to better serve non-english and Japanese speaking customers who visit the konbini for the private room

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Oh boy its the lightning level. We’ll be here a while

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albans dead friend.....

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Maybe it’s because he doesn’t want to wreck his throat or trigger a coughing fit but him not yelling much here is very nice

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HE BEAT THAT IN LIKE 5 TRIES HE REALLY IS A GAMER, I WILL NEVER DOUBT YOU AGAIN DEMON

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>>47601342
Imma rescind this a bit, Kiddy kong really sucks

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I can't even be mad that he's getting angry at a hard level in the final world. This seems like bullshit

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albans luca impression...

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His Luca impression was never good but it's gotten worse, Alban...

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man he really blazed through this game, he's on the second to last level right now

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I wonder what pio is gonna show us https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1648310804201209858

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>>47601801
The wax strip's with his pubes on them from his recent wax session

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Vox is really obsessed with eating things when he's mad

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>>47601999
Sonny eats all the time on stream as he's eternally mad

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Another brit is playing a monkey game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyukI1YUWlQ

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bye alban, bye nagi ! thank you for the stream....i have to catch up on it when i'm not so tired....hope everyone stays happy and healthy always !

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The brits and their monkeys

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Final level time!

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>>47602222
He's going to get chubby one day

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>>47602754
TOT we need more chubby boys

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alban for nijiban next week

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>>47602857
Nice, both oyo en bros have been on the program

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Vox is at the final boss!

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Jeez I forgot how nicer dkc3 is, he's gonna finish the game today

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piopio

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I’m really proud of demon’s improvement with the dkc games, the returns streams will probably be as nice

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wife on da telly

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jeeeesus mysta is menhera today

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>>47604296
He’s on his period

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GOOD MORNING WIFE i have a meeting in 20min but i hope it's short AND HE CALLED HIMSELF A LITTLE PRINCESS

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wife's little princess head!

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>my little princess head
ToT

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aww it's the phantom thieves next week !
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1648318461951504384

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Mysta is into waxplay

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misfortune is a weeb

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HE DID IT

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how do i beat insomnia someone tell me onegai

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

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wife is so bad at kid’s puzzles…

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wife getting mindbroken

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Bye bye demon, love you forever

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not the dog scene...

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>wife almost 4k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

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>>47605957
There's too many people wife is going to freak

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wife sure loves doing this accent

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>>47606223
What accent does she even have, it sounds vaguely european

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>>47606263
no idea

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>>47606338
Apparently it's set in Sweden, maybe it's a swedish accent. Regardless wife sounds adorable doing the accent.

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>vox has a smaller, comfier stream finishing the dkc trilogy, overall a good time
>fulgur gets more and more newfags that he has to reiterate the rules and ban people every day
Patpat comfydants, maybe your wife will get in a dumb drama and they’ll leave

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>>47606491
yep. when ike was playing it he would translate the various swedish signs and words in the game.

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wife saying kith is so cute...

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>>47606717
a drama is the last thing wife needs, he should just be more firm with chat so newfags fuck off

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>>47606717
On the one hand I'm happy that he's getting more fans, but on the other hand new people are always retarded...

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>>47607132
He probably needs to start filtering more, the zelda stream was nice but it was hard hearing him go through his rules every 10 mins or so

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>>47607334
he needs to whip his mods into shape or get more/new ones, it's impossible to manage by himself. i also get the feeling mods tend to let things slide when it's someone with a 6-month+ member badge... i block people but that doesn't prevent wife from seeing their bullshit

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Fat cat
Aaah collab with Hibari..I'm so excited...ToT

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>>47607132
how much firmer can he get though? he’s not afraid to ban people and he’s had to go over rules like every stream. at this point he should just start talking about bl again because that’ll filter all the newfags in chat.

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wife is gonna open his dress when he goes down!

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>>47608027
yeah...at this point i'll send him a maro

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>>47608101
I’ve sent multiple and he has tried to get chat back to normal. I feel like the only other way to “fix” things is to be stricter on mods and have an actual sit down with chat. Or add more rules but I don’t think he can…

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>>47608224
yeah sometimes it feels his mods aren't even in chat

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wife won't flash us his tiny tities... no not like this...

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wife is so cute this stream

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wife hates hipsters....

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CUTE FUUCHAN POUT PLEASE ZOOM IN MORE

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wife feeling homos inside him!

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i bet wife can feel the homos inside him

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>little girl flavored
TOT

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how can wife play this game and not go insane with this annoying loli voice

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>>47609775
he thinks it's cute. the real kids he's worked with were probably 10x more annoying

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>>47609843
god i'd never be able to take care of kids...weird enough as much as i don't like them they like me

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>>47609910
me neither, i'm not a kid person, but wife's babytalking is very adorable

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Fuck you wife, you're getting that fancyyy soundbite stuck in my lizard brain

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wife is a lying whore

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wife thinking about alien probing him

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wife is horrible at thic

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WIFE HEAD DOWN ASS UP FOR THE FOX

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wife tentacle rape uoh

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wife rapebaiting for tentacle sex!

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my irish wife

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Mysta is in primo mental illness mode again. I hope he can get over this slog soon. It feels bad to see your oshi suffer from a lack of motivation (and more in his case). Hard not to concernfag when he keeps forgoing food too.

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cute muffled wife!

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NOOO WIFE DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!

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>>47612916
YOUTUBE HATE

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god chat really is pissing me off today i'm totally applying if they open mod applications

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wife's shitty chicken scratch art is making me feel calmer about how retarded chat is being

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>>47613342
we do have more tourists than usual

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https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1648375505345982465 This sounds like someone badly impersonating Uki, his voice has sounded so weird in these voice tweets lmao

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>>47613522
>uki on a trip
>was near a body of water, probably a forest nearby
it's a skinwalker

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>>47613498
it's not even tourists it's the retards who got gifted membership recently and mix in with the chat

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https://twitter.com/gyniji/status/1648338004174581760

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>>47613716
What's the lowest tier for him again? I never trust non-purple onigiris with chatting anything coherent for my husband's streams

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>>47613834
a sheep (more like a goat) with eyes closed

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>>47613716
i only had chat open in the beginning, i closed it when gray names started talking about trigger warnings
>>47613834
baby sheep. i wish youtube would let the viewer filter chat like b2 if nothing else

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finally zatsu

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>>47605179
you can take melatonin

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oh, i don't think any of his mods are here, that's probably why chat was particularly bad

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>>47616198
do you mean his mods were busy and chat was left in the open or do you mean /here/?

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>>47616198
wife... the state of your mods...
>>47616337
if you @ them in the chatbox you can see if they're online or not

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>>47616198
>Have a deluge of retarded newfags getting gifted members
>mods are gone
That's dire. Praying for you comfydants

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>>47616430
how many mods does he have? 3? and NONE of them are in chat? what the fuck are these cunts even doing

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>>47616472
STOP THE COUNT I DON'T WANT MORE GIFTED MEMBERSHIPS I DON'T WANT THESE FUCKING GREYNAME NIGGERS GETTING THE GREENIE TO START SPAMING EMOTES AND SHIT THEIR PANTS WITH TRIGGER WARNINGS IN THE CHAT I WANT IT TO STOP I WANT THIS RIDE TO END

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the whiplash hearing sea paypigs cringesupporting wife while wife doesn't even have mod support...

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>>47616686
some of those names have been around since day 1, i would rather have them as mods at this point.. i don't even care if people will think they're attentionwhoring when they send supas, at least they're there every stream even though it's ass o'clock by the time he ends.

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>>47616602
At least with newfag kindred I can expect them to be yumes asking for kisses or emote spammers most of the time, but I'd rather take emotes over blatant rule breaking and retardation anyday

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>>47613522
The grass has made him more gay

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Vox had no mods today, Two retard asking about shoto nothing happen

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>>47616981
Good

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>>47616981
i'm convinced where's shoto is just shitstirrers throwing bait at this point

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>>47616981
are the mods on a big orgy trip or something? jesus

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>>47617874
the boys mods have been absent for a while, theyre almost nonexistent unless its the weekend

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I feel disappointed that Mysta does not aspire to higher ideals. He is a bundle of potential that he never utilizes. He works hard at things, like working out and guitar. But these are personal goals, not career goals. Truthfully I blame Anycolor for repeatedly shooting down his ideas... he has expressed sadness over this many a time.

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>>47618765
anycolor hate! feels like the boys have been so tired after that AR thing...

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please shu stream tonight

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ver passing out at his desk after working all night on paperwork. he'll wake up to me having him bent over his desk on top of all his papers cumming in him.

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>>47619900
when ver debuted i never thought he'd be another cumdump...how the times change

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fukuma ryona, that's the good shit

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Violisko....come back....

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>>47620500
TOT hnnng SEX

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Oh yeah... for anyone interested I don't think Mysta was joking about Luxiem outfits being 3 months away. Because today he was talking about there currently being nothing going on in-company as this time was allotted for the AR Live. So I assume they scheduled the outfits for sometime later.

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>>47622571

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>>47622571
i wish i believed mysta but i dont

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>>47622571
Oh god it’s going to be kinda awkward for them to end the collab on friday and everyone in chat waiting for a announcement that it’s not going to happen

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>>47622571
oh...good point. Damn

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>>47622875
Well I won't tell you to but I will say he didn't exactly sound happy saying any of this, ha.

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>>47623035
does he ever

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>>47623067
Take it easy, sister.

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>>47622571
he's just lying to keep the surprise...... that's probably it....

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>>47620329
he couldn't keep the whore from spilling out

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>>47620785
https://www.youtube.com/live/1Q8Ae63Q9II?t=6323
Recently I’ve been thinking of Sonny’s reaction to Uki calling him oniichan

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>>47623111
im just saying. of course hes not going to sound happy talking about how shitty management is. but he also isnt going to come out and say "yeah we're announcing outfits this week"

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>>47623277
i forgor my whore's moans
https://vocaroo.com/17W2NYXFfnuY

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>>47623342
If I were to elaborate a bit I'd also like to say that he's repeatedly mentioned being in the midst of waiting for unmentioned events that happen in the future. He seems very bored with the current state of affairs. It wouldn't surprise me if outfits fall under these future events.

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>>47623549
Couldnt it be about his songs

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>>47623638
Could be about any number of things. But right now it seems like absolutely fuck-all is happening.

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>>47623549
id assume he's talking about his original song considering he's been talking and waiting for it since what october? november? and we're in april now. i don't blame him if he is bored, i think most of the boys are bored with how things are going.

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>>47608027
bl filters them out??? why are they even watching wife if they don't like bl

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>>47604296
When is he not

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Sorry to start this discussion up again but the retarded rule-breaking gifteds is a widespread issue, huh? Even with a (usually) somewhat smaller audience than vox or fuu, sonny's chat has been getting it bad some days and it feels like mods don't even delete emote spam or off topic shit anymore unless it's being SPAMMED spammed. Wonder why it's a problem for everyone specifically now... fuck you Susan

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>>47624691
damn...it's so weird this is happening with others too, I wonder if it's because of the breaks some are just losing interest or too busy right now. Why even be a mod if you're not going to do your job?

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>>47624691
Slightly tangential but why does wife have to be the "popular" one in Noctyx now.....can we go back to the days where he was the least popular with like 1k ccv

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>>47624941
Mods comes and goes, they really should create a mod application and not just give it to random chatters, should have a minimum membership requirement too, you should be a member of at least 8 months or something

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>>47625370
i don't understand why they don't hire mods, xsoleil has a dedicated mod in their chats most of the time right? i'm sure the luxnoc boys could afford one too

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>>47625142
after so many collabs and everyone talking about how sweet he is + his comfy zatsus were he always goes "you're le valid" will attract people. also his rape baits and artists drawing him all around. God I wish he was unpopular like debut week again I can't take this shit anymore

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can't get over the fact that a long time membered mystake broke containment today and just called mysta a depressed menhera in chat. everyone knows it but it's a fact few are willing to say publicly kek

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>>47624691
The two mods that Sonny has left (the two who usually post timestamps, I think they’re mods?) are still active in his comments and on twitter, so I don’t know why they don’t seem to do their job anymore. I’ve noticed him having to delete comments himself a lot lately. Maybe they just silently stepped down too

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>>47625684
does xsoleil share mods? i know ver has like 2 dedicated mods. they're quick to delete rule breaks and seem to work closely with him. they're the ones who collected pictures and created slides for his food review stream.

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>>47626323
that's so cute

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>>47625142
It's especially weird/interesting since fuuchan does a lot of content like long VNs that in theory should be debuffs (guess I'm numberfagging but that's just how it is), he almost just fills a niche a little TOO well...
>>47625370
Man I would be the most autistic janny ever, the chat would be pristine. I'd do it for free too KEK
>>47626200
Are haru and dai really mods? I actually didn't know that, I just remember spades was one of the mods left (or maybe they were new) after the others quit. Regardless though whoever's on the team is definitely slacking

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>>47626323
there's one that main noticed some time earlier that seems to be a mod for most of them i think. i only noticed them recently as they been more active in doppio's chat reacting to him, though haven't been paying much attention to see if they been knocking away emotes spams recently

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>>47625684
correct me if i'm wrong but in the early days luxnoc days i seem to remember one of the livers bringing up the fact that they're not allowed to hire mods, as in compensate them monetarily. during the whole initial mod drama and even now, i think that's pretty fucking dumb. i can understand apprehension at letting livers hire their own mods. but if you want people who will always show up and do their job impartially, without attentionwhoring, then the best course of action is to hire someone unrelated who's just there for their paycheck. but they're already so understaffed... sometimes the "small indie company pls andastand" jab rings true.

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>>47626631
t. lazy mod

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>>47625970
BASED

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>>47626631
they cant hire mods for the same reason theyre not allowed to deal with their own commissions anymore. this was a problem before with luxnoc mods, fans get too friendly and think they have access to the livers instead of just being there to do their job. luca's own mods who were his friends are nonexistent not even as silent mods anymore because of drama. vox's past mod left and now it's someone new i guess. shu and ike never had mods.

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I know bots aren't perfect, but I wish the boys had something like an automod. Something that bans certain phrases or a certain amount of emojis in one message. I think it's getting to the point where the boys' chats just get too much for people to properly handle. Even if a mod spots one message and gets rid of it, another ban-worthy message pops up in the middle of them already banning one, at least what it seems like to me. Either they need to get an automod bot or they put restrictions on chat, like 15-second slow mode or only people who've been subscribed for a few months can chat.

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reminder that shizun got butthurt over the stargazer open letter for mods last year

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>>47626765
>>47626631
i see, i thought xsoleil hired their mods since atleast meloco and kotoka share the same one and he's been pretty active in enforcing rules from what i've seen in kotokas cooking stream. i'm not too sure about the boys since i can't catch them very often. anikara should really just hire mods at this point....some of the boys chats are so bad..

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>>47626765
and wife literally fished mods randomly from chat... i recall one of them being underage too... not to mention people would just mod clippers. the luxnoc early day mod situation was such a shitfest. it hasn't gone back to being that bad, but i wish being a corpo liver meant a bit more investment from the corporation into making things professional beyond perms autism and other red tape. chat is never going to moderate itself and it's an important part of the experience of watching a stream live. and as much as someone can claim they don't need any compensation, they're going to want something in exchange for doing an essentially thankless job, if it's not monetary compensation then it'll be some form of recognition. and if they're not contracted for a certain number of hours per week, then they can just not show up.
>>47627020
i have all of wife's original mods blocked besides kami for a reason

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>>47622571
I don't believe him but we'll see on Friday, uggggggh if nothing else I have good collabs for this week

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>>47627213
>and wife literally fished mods randomly from chat...
Sonny did this too, actually I think all of noctyx might have done this, I don’t get why they were all so retarded

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>>47627213
the only semi decent mods are mysta's but that's just because theyre loyal to watching him so theyre almost always there. the recognition wont work. the main problem from luxnoc days were fans having cat fights about mods getting attention even though theyre just regular fans. its going to get even worse soon once school ends for the underage fans who spam the chat.

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>>47626552
it was. i liked how they added the emotes to the villion shaped foods

>>47626618
interesting i don't think i've ever really seen any participate in chat in ver's. i've seen one get gifted a membership and one wanted to say they were a fan of merryweather the other day but that's about it

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>>47627213
I found the thread talking about her response to it and vox's old mod too
https://twitter.com/firenfiren1/status/1522176500669333504
imagine being 30 and giving this as an answer

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>>47626587
He fills his niche way too well and the fact that he's such a nice person in collabs people just flock to him like flies to honey. I also feel like the fact that he doesn't do like subscriber goals there are less dead subs meaning there's a higher viewers to subscribers ratio.
In conclusion I think wife should be more of an asshole to filter out people

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>>47627404
I don't get the "silent mods" part they're literally just fans as well they can use chat as long as they do their jobs

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>>47627512
luxnoc fans are made up of yumes and gachikois. it's always going to be a problem if someone gets special treatment.

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>>47627417
>being 30
That's the worst kind of scenario. Teens act like teens, it's annoying but at least you can write them off as being underaged. A person over 21 whose brain has been poisoned by being terminally online and on twitter is even worse, because they don't even have the excuse of being a kid. They're a grown adult, they should know better.

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>>47627512
the problem with them using chat was that they would start @ing each other and using it like their private discord (funny enough same problem that happened in wife's chat recently with normal viewers). And it also takes away attention from the stream because they're highlighted and chat treats them different. And when chat told them to not do that anymore they got pissy over it >>47627417

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>>47627624
They just have to not be an attention whore and use chat normally how hard is that, it's not black and white you either can't talk at all as a mod or you can attention whore constantly, just use chat like a normal fucking person, god.

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>>47627404
yeah, mods seeking recognition is what started the whole open letter drama in the first place. the ideal is silent, invisible mods, but it's unrealistic and unfair to expect dedicated fans to give that up for essentially nothing in return. many streamers outside corpo vtubers pay their mods.
>>47627512
you underestimate how much attention just having a blue name draws. it's not contained to the streamer giving them attention, the entire chat gets derailed because some people are just really eager to suck up to them for some inane reason.
>>47627417
was shizun the one constantly sending reminders to drink water and stretch and whatever? whoever it was, it was so annoying, and i remember them getting angry when told it was distracting and to stop doing it.

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>>47627772
>was shizun the one constantly sending reminders to drink water and stretch and whatever?
I think it was kami? i don't remember but yeah kek why would they spam that shit if we want someone to remind us to do that i'ts wife

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>>47627772
its better off just being the way it is. the boys just need to be more direct about their chat rules and be an asshole about it even if it causes fans to leave.

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>>47627902
no, it wasn't kami, because kami is pretty ESL and that person had better english. iirc kami wasn't around back then and was brought on specifically to help moderate chinese chat messages, which wife no longer really gets.

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>>47628014
ah then it was shizun probably. if there's one thing worse than a cocky mod is a cocky mod acting like the 'mom'

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I'm surprised I haven't seen anybody call-out Hex's mods. Or, at least, I think they're his mods. If you check his videos in NijiChats, they're there almost every stream but talk in his chat like they're just another fan, and they talk A LOT. If they didn't have the blue name, I would've mistaken them for another random Sickling. But, I guess they must do a pretty well since I've also never seen complaints about Hex's chat.

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>>47628095
I think it's because we don't have many sicklings here? only one and she just shitposts most of the time and never really vents about stuff. But his fanbase is mostly underage I guss so they don't really care

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>>47628095
if i was a sickling, id keep my complaints about his mod to myself considering all the other twitter drama shit he gets thrown with

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>>47628230
Fair. It's just, holy shit, I hate to be rude since I don't watch Hex much, I don't know the entire situation, but I'd call them out for looking like an attentionwhore.

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>>47628095
>>47628189
I can't catch jack shit live because I'm a PSTfag and he streams at like 4am so I don't even bother trying to watch anything live, I am exclusively a vod watcher and why would I bother reading chat on a vod. When he used to stream NA hours chat was not that bad, sicklings are pretty obedient when he says no to things in a serious way.
Shitposting is a way of life, I live and breath to shitpost.
>>47628230
Twitter drama is mostly ex-sicklings being holier than thou about how much better of a human being they are compared to us disgusting sickos

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>>47628343
the few times ive watched him, i would agree but he handles it pretty well. he doesnt read their chats more than a normal viewer or anything, its the same as seeing a top donator donate constantly to get their messages read it feels like.

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>>47628451
I kneel for you sickling, hope you enjoy those vods!

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>>47628095
i only caught some of his streams right after debut, before the timezone change, but i remember liveposting about how his mods were like ninjas and messages would disappear before i could block the person. i guess if they follow his rules and do their job well, and nobody minds, no harm no foul. and i can't imagine hex would give them special treatment during his asmrs, that would go against his whole thing.
>>47627989
fuuchan does that already. my emotional side just hates that it results in him seeing spoilers and being put in a bad mood by rulebreakers, i wish the messages could be deleted before he catches them, or for there at least be an attempt to.
>>47628068
you know how comfydants come off as arrogant/condescending/etc. sometimes? some of his mods really embodied that to a T

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>>47628095
so i just took a quick glance and it's not that bad? most of it is in prechat and they generally stop after his i assume beginning of the stream zatsu.

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>>47628645
Yeah, I guess it's the sheer quantity that shocked me personally. I'm not used to mods talking that much.

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>>47628556
why are you kneeling anon? I'm just a little vod watching shitposter

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>>47628578
I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter how fast they are deleted because Fuuchan can see that they were deleted and the message anyway. He's commented on too many where he's told them why they were getting timed out after a mod got them for that not to be the case. The only real solution would be for him to read chat less and not look at deleted messages.

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>>47628578
when wife's fanbase was still fresh I saw a lot of anons complaining about how comfydants acted on twitter but I was kind of in denial, but after that mod drama and how the mods acted and how some comfydants/comfygazers act is just so embarrassing. You're a vtuber fan, you're not better than anyone for fucks sake. Hell, just by watching vtubers we're at he bottom of the chain here. Why act so cocky because your oshi has one rule that goes against bfe? Why act like he hates everything to do with it when he loves his brother who does that exact content? Other than Kami, who is the least retarded one I never liked his mods anyways (also i wonder if it was shizun who was /here/ that one time)

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>>47628852
but you're a cute shitposter, even if you feed the trolls too much sometimes you're fun to have around

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>>47628578
probably best to not look at chat. i think sonny just stops looking at his chat altogether when he's playing a game knowing someone will spoil him.

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>>47628852
it's fun to read your posts hexling

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>>47628977
God, I love wife but some comfydants should disappear

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>>47628852
i envy your nail beds, please don't get banned for it but i'd love to see more of your manicures
>>47628952
>>47629137
yeah, you're both right, but wife loves chat interaction too much and i don't want that taken away from him... shit's hard
>>47628977
i stopped interacting with anyone on twitter and unfollowed most artists, i just keep a list of them instead. sounds stupid but i think i've been less schizo since switching to only being /here/.

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>>47629513
It's weird but stopping to interact with anyone on twitter and only being /here/ has made me way less schizo too

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>>47629513
For some reason I think things have gotten worse on Twitter. After everything that's happened I think all the casual and temporary fans got filtered and left, so now all that's left are the diehard fans and schizos, sometimes they're both, and I feel like when new fans on Twitter try to get into the boys that's what they're greeted with and get accustomed to. So when you have schizo minors in the makings who're inexperienced and new to VTubers and the fandom culture surrounding it you get what you see in the boys' chats sometimes.

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>>47629847
But we are all diehard schizos too and we hate the bs in the boys' chat. I don't really get what you mean anon?

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>>47629847
dark times ahead, truly

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>>47629776
being /here/ is a double edged sword because we attract some of the saltiest and most schizo of them all, but theres also way less barriers to calling someone out on their bullshit directly compared to twitter

>>47628977
i initially got filtered from wife when fanbase was fresh for this reason, vox-hating comfys are the absolute worst

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>>47629776
maybe we're just a different breed of schizo...
>>47629847
i deep-cleaned by twitter after one too many manufactured vox yabs and have isolated myself well enough i don't hear about twitter drama unless it's posted /here/. but if what you're saying is true, that doesn't bode well...

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>>47630100
Vox-hating comfys are weird hypocrites
I hope they never forget that their oshi loves his brother and what he does and couldn't stand their entitled cocky shitface

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>>47629972
there's diehard schizos like us and then there's twitter diehard schizos. twitter diehard schizos are 4chan schizos but add in the "holier than thou" attitude about being parasocial, etc

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>>47630188
it's always funny how they try to shame vox's whore asmrs like some gotcha moment but then wife ends up fanboying over his brother instead

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>>47630307
They don't realize the way they're obsessed with their oshis is already extremely parasocial? It doesn't matter if they're not gachikoi, following your oshi to the point you actively whiteknight him on twitter and talk about him 24/7 is parasocial. The lack of self-awareness should embarass them.

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>>47630188
i could understand where kindred-hating cn comfydants came from in the months after debut, but then hating vox himself became the trend and it turned into vox manipulating his fanbase into attacking fuuchan instead of a few cn luxiem clippers doing so. also they used the opportunity to prop shoto up, even framed UTT as something vox stole from shoto. that really ground my gears. now i don't trust anyone who has a hateboner for vox.

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>>47630188
And now there are hex-hating kindreds on Twitter… guess things never change…

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>>47630563
But vox likes wife too. I might have missed this attack from him then, even if I remember the vox-hating cn comfydants.

Also that's fucked up. Vox really wanted a talk-show-like stream for months, he said he even studied other latenight shows to know what to do

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>>47630535
you would be surprised at how unaware most of them are because i know they think that even saying you miss your oshi is being too parasocial.

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>>47630758
sorry, i meant to say the narrative was twisted into vox manipulating his fanbase to attack wife, not that he actually did. when anyone who was around back then knew clear as day who the clippers responsible were, i still remember the most famous one had latte in her name. and it wasn't just fuuchan, the entirety of noctyx minus alban got intense hate pre-debut. goes to show despite /here/ being known for its schizos, because we're so contained, the effects aren't nearly as scary as elsewhere.

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>>47630563
>>47630758
i used to be very wary of wife near the beginning because of the vox-hating comfydants up until vox on his 1 mil stream started gushing about wife and how much he loved him, it really surprised me. in retrospect it's a huge blessing that lambros are each other luxnoc's counterparts but also really do have good bonding and chemistry

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>>47629972
I mean, yes, of course we have schizos here. But at least the schizos tend to acknowledge the fact that they are and that they're an outlier, and the ones who don't get told off and shit on constantly. Meanwhile on Twitter, schizo behavior there gets treated like it's normal, or that they're just being "lol so quirky"

I'd rather take a thread full of Ennaschizo like rants and mintfag and chocofag calling each other slurs than some random 14year old going "uhm ACKSHUALLY Hex is lesbophobic and if you support him you're also lesbophobic and deserve to die <3" or "being parasocial is bad and if you're parasocial or a gachikoi you should rot in hell uwu"

[Anonymous No.]

customs have finally deemed my Doppio Dropscythe birthday merchandise acceptable to enter the country!

[Anonymous No.]

I have some suspicions of mutuals who may be lurking or posting on nenmen and if i happen to be right: stop posting your public salt on twitter retard

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>>47631443
this scares me even though i dont do this because of the kadet who told that lucub they recognized them.

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>>47631443
i have a private twitter but you gave me a little jump kek

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>>47631346
Congrats scythekick, hope your goods arrive soon

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>>47631346
hooray!

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>>47631346
Yay for Doppi merch!

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>>47631099
twitter vox-hating comfydants are just hypocrites. i don't fault original b2 comfydants for being apprehensive, being told by cn luxiem fans to catch an STD and that you've betrayed your gender and all sorts of insane shit for watching a streamer is hard to forget. fuuchan was never going to shake off parasocial, overly-attached sheep, on the cn side anyways, they went through way too much shit to be just casual viewers. but like i said above, then it seems like b2 and weibo ran a whole fucking psyops campaign against vox and you were a pariah if you supported him. it's mellowed out but i stopped watching clips on b2 altogether since then. wish lam bros could catch a break... fans are fickle so i'm glad they have each other.

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>>47631346
congrats ! hope it gets to you soon

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t wait to tell you all how my husband’s bday vp will be. It’s been so damn long since the last one. Maybe if he uses vps as a way to do edited stuff like he keeps throwing around maybe we’ll get more. Let ne leave the damn boat please

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>>47631099
I used to be super wary of wife too, now I love lambros. Based kindred and comfydants are the ones who believe in brotherfucking

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>>47631730
yeah...sometimes what i see when glancing at the catalog riles me up but it's nothing compared to the vicious schizos on weibo. if youre a fan of one of the lam bros but dislikes the other one youre a gross hypocrite either way.

uuuwwwoooo fukuma idol au where everyone thinks they hate each other and the fans get in fights all the time as they fuck in the bathroom uwoooooo

>>47631346
congrats scythekick!

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>>47631346
Hooray scythekick!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47631810
look at me now.....gone from disliking him to having forbidden yume feelings for wife....its come full circle ToT

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>>47631730
Yeah, pre-debut noctyx got too much hate in cn it’s insane. Some of those luxiem fans were so aggressive so I understand why early noctyx fans can be defensive desu. However, most drama nowadays are just nonsense

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>>47631966
i unironically uninstalled weibo because i would search up wife's name and get very depressed at the hate he received, it was not good for my mental health. as a result i've lost touch with all the celebrities i used to follow, but i have wife now so whatever.

KEK that's exactly what i was thinking, i use it as fuel for idol AU and actor AU brainrot. sorry, i fell asleep the other day while we were posting about it. i like to imagine something like hello morning star (which is just a thinly veiled kat-tun doujin, i see you) but more dramatic. maybe with a whiff of act-age.

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>>47631785
hope you get off the boat soon kindred, birthday voicepacks are where the boys do the most fan service

[Anonymous No.]

Husband and wife SEGGS

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>>47632281
I hope it’s as lore filled as last year’s bday vp, I love that one a lot.

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>>47632496
i hope it does for you! he did say he was working on a script a while ago for a vp or something hasnt he? he hasnt been in any of the recent voice pack groups so id assume that's what it went to.

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>>47632236
people have learned to be less trusting of clippers. i started seeing clips with english and cn subs so people could make sure there wasn't any intentional mistranslation going on.

if you want my schizo rrat theory, vox got on weibo's hot search one too many times without paying for it, he attracted too much attention from people outside the vtuber circle. they probably realized he was making a lot of money, and if there's one thing that triggers chinese netizens, it's a foreigner earning chinese money without thoroughly pandering to them. and he's backed by a japanese company, the horror. anti-jp and anti-kr sentiment has been worsening over there. so i wouldn't be surprised if it really were some weird psyops shit to run him out of the chinese market. sounds schizo, but anyone who's followed a chinese celebrity will know social media manipulation is just part of the game there, fans even rally in order to prevent shit from trending so their idols don't get in trouble.

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>>47632919
>spoiler
i belieb, cn fandom is something else

[Anonymous No.]

I need to blurt out the brotherfucking thoughts I'm sorry
I'm too tired for proper well-written fiction but
Demon husband is confused at his cn fans hating on wife, and wife is really sad from all the hate.
Schizo fans hate each other, and think husband and wife hate each other too

Demon tentatively starts talking with wife, he's still a bit awkward about it considering wife is from the newest wave and they don't know each other well

Wife gets really happy, all giddy like a teenager from the interaction, he was a prior fan of vox. He might be an old man but he's all cute and excited

The fans keep being schizos and everytime vox notices it happening, he goes to talk to wife and overtime they bond

One day demon husband is being very gay as usual, and it helps wife open up about his negative feelings of late, it's a very cute moment, and they kiss gently

Now it's become a thing . Their kisses whenever their menhera starts acting up

[Anonymous No.]

>>47633241
nothing beats depression like gay sex, based

[Anonymous No.]

Luca ryona-ish/yume-ish thought but I keep thinking about the "Let’s go for a ride" video and the implications, but what the person in the backseat of that car didn't bite it? What if they survived but with a lot of damage and he took the opportunity to "rebuild them", so to speak?

I just like the idea of him being so possessive and not being able to escape it because you're so injured. "Guess I'll have to teach you loyalty. How many limbs will it take, I wonder..."

I want to at least make it a one-shot once I get more writing juice.

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>>47632919
Hearing things like this make me wish Chinese fans didn't latch so hard onto the Luxiem boys, and I wish they didn't blow up as much as they did. Don't get me wrong, I understand why they became so big, and they deserve to be acknowledged and loved, but it just seems to have caused more trouble than its worth. They've become so popular that now they have a lot more pressure on them and work to do, they have so many more eyes on them than they could've ever been prepared for. I'm sure they love their fans no matter who they are, but I wish they hadn't reached the Chinese market. I could've settled for a lower subscriber count, like the boys in Xsoleil have, and more Japanese fans, hell I would've taken more SEA fans if it meant getting rid of rabid Chinese fans clawing at their backs at any moment they get. Sometimes it feels like the collective fanbase over there on B2 and weibo is like a toddler who throws tantrums and cries all day, but still gets stuff like toys and candy (i.e. China exclusive merch and B2 streams where they're on their best behavior)

It just sucks to see.

[Anonymous No.]

thanks for the warm congratulations of getting expensive birthday merch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDb88QdU9oA
piochan is playing wattam, from the creator of the katamari series!

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>>47627404
Mysta's only good mods are the two he brought over from his PL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47633241
i feel like something from that first half might have actually happened so these thoughts ring a note of cute realism to it

[Anonymous No.]

doppio cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>47633353
im not into ryona but i support you lucub, more schizo luca yume scenarios are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47633241
don't be sorry this is great!

fuuchan and his low self-esteem are elated that he gets to kiss vox, he doesn't dare wish for more, he's also very careful because he knows this is vox's first time exploring his attraction to men. he's also convinced there's no way vox would like him when ike's around.

meanwhile vox doesn't overthink it, very much like a puppy, he associates the stimuli of fanbase drama with fuuchan kisses. he shuffles over to receive the usual headpats and comfort from fuuchan whenever shit hits the fan.

then one day they're playing smash and vox gets really tilted, and really turned on as a result, and fuuchan keeps being a brat, he's having too much fun to see the signs that vox has kind of lost the lid on his anger this time. vox aggressively kisses fuuchan so he can finally shut. the fuck. up and it devolves into messy sex on the couch.

in the aftermath, it's so fucking awkward because neither of them know what to make of their relationship now. vox caught between questioning his sexuality and questioning his crush on ike, fuuchan caught in a spiral of hoping this might mean something more and then beating himself down because why would it, it's not like he's an awesome catch, maybe he should be grateful for the only fuck he'll ever have with vox.

uh, somehow it's a happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47633851
>he associates the stimuli of fanbase drama with fuuchan kisses
why did this make me laugh so hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>47633353
Luca cutting your limbs off so you don't escape? wrow....i wonder if he would start pampering you after cutting your limbs to make up for it...

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>>47633729
Appreciate you supporting my pog-related brainrot, now to nap and dream of it

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>>47634085
nta but there is a voice pack of his that fuels that scenario. his pampering voice pack feeds into that

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Vox and Pio's characters in touchstarved are friends with benefits...anons help me im ngmi

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>>47634406
imagine

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>>47633958
pavlov wife to associate drama with kisses. now he's addicted

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>>47633958
i will now imagine brothers that having a soft makeout session whenever twitter acts up

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>>47634574
now this is making me think of them purposely making drama and starting beef with each other to rile the shizo fans as some sort of foreplay

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>>47633851
this is so seggs anon.... I love two awkward menhera idiots acting like virgins and crying when they cum

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>>47629847
I know stargazers had an entire fiasco a couple weeks ago where they got a group of minors suspended- minors who were unironically making some of the niji talent into their alters or something (actually schizo) and were generally obnoxious. So it's either high and mighty hags or mentally ill children pretty much

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>>47634750
they WHAT? where was this? on twiiter? this is the first time i hear of this kek

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>>47634750
twitter discovering otherkin... it really just is recycled tumblr over there, huh.

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>>47634782
Yeah, it was on Twitter. I checked my bookmarks and it was actually one specific account that got suspended (16 y/o trans briskadet) with maybe 4 other kids getting pissed off and telling the stargazers to "stop harassing children" in response. I believe the initial complaints were that the schizo was too young to be engaging with lewd content the way they were and that they'd make really creepy jokes (made being parasocial their sole personality trait, far more toxic than /here/).
Basically, the friend group would treat their public Twitter accounts like discord and didn't realize that when they qrt people actually read that shit. Twitter is so interesting

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>>47634712
the mental image i had for the last paragraph is them waking up on separate ends of the couch the next day, disheveled, covered in scratches and hickeys, the worst bed head imaginable, clothes strewn about. there's a pizza box with a cold slice of the disgusting anchovy shit fuuchan likes on the coffee table, and it only makes the room smell worse.

as the morning fog clears from their minds, they can't bring themselves to look at each other and just sit in silence. eventually fuuchan breaks and awkwardly goes, "uh, imma head out," and vox replies, not a thought behind his eyes, "yeah, sure thing brother," and they both flinch on the "brother".

fuuchan dresses himself as quickly as he can, which isn't very quickly considering he has to hunt around for each article of clothing they haphazardly tossed away in the heat of the moment yesterday. vox has to hand him his soiled underwear. fuuchan holds it, considers it for a minute too long before he elects to go commando. vox almost berates his morning wood aloud for twitching at the sight of fuuchan pulling his pants over his naked, skinny ass. does it feel no shame.

vox sits on the couch, alone, just zoning out, for way too long. eventually he can't stand the stench any longer so he cracks the window open and dumps the leftover slice of anchovy pizza into the trash. watching it tumble into the can, he's overcome with the sudden urge to cry. his brain immediately makes the connection: negative emotion, need fuuchan kisses. vox's head jerks up and then his conscious mind realizes, there are no fuuchan kisses. there won't be any more fuuchan kisses because he fucked up. he wants to slap himself. he wants to cry even more. he nearly cedes to the temptation to fish the slice of anchovy pizza out of the trash and eat it as some misguided substitute for fuuchan.

for comedic effect, maybe vox forgets he invited ike over to play some game or work on some project that morning. ike, obviously, has access to his apartment, so when vox doesn't answer his calls or hear the doorbell, ike lets himself in and finds vox in the kitchen, sniveling over the open trash bin, buck naked.

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>>47635582
please continue this romcom i need to know how these flatboards end up together

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>>47635539
>trans minor
kek it's always them. suits them well to get harrassed, nijien's content is not for kids

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what is this autistic game pio is playing

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>>47635582
why are they so pathetic uohhhh

I hope it increasingly gets more and more awkward, like one time vox is jerking off he accidentally moans wife's name and it genuinely embarasses him, he can barely look fuuchan in the eye the next day

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piochan yelling at the top of his lungs "toilet" my ears started ringing

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Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uufwWOP4TqM

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>>47635768
They even use "we" as a first person pronoun because of their supposed DiD kek. I appreciate that noctyx fan communities on Twitter generally make an effort to push out minors, especially when they're too involved

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>>47636195
i literally never believe someone has DID on twitter if they're under 25, most of the time they're just pretending really hard they have it to 'fit in' in some group.

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>>47636195
Wish luxiem communities did the same. I can't stand having to filter all the yaminions, they're always kids

adult unhinged yaminions are rare, how do they cope

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>>47636195
I remember this happening. One of the kids was literally named Cocaine or something. It was so weird

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there's no way piochan is not autistic in some level. this is like watching a kid play a nickelodeon game

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>>47634750
>minors who were unironically making some of the niji talent into their alters or something
Like they wanted their alters to be Niji livers and actively tried to make it happen? Because I know mental health and mental illness gets stigmatized on here a lot, but DID is a genuine mental illness that people have. The alternate personalities people have are formed out of severe abuse happening at a young age, such as physical or sexual abuse. Trying to force them to happen, and basing them off Niji livers at that, just feels so incredibly tone deaf and retarded.

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no please.....if some one uses the term fictive alter on twitter.com in the year of our lord 2023 I will kill my self. That theoretical tumblr conversation from a couple days ago has manifested something evil

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>>47635747
vox pulls himself together in record time once he notices ike. he wipes his face on the back of his hand, stands tall with shoulders back, puts on his best smile and tries to pretend nothing's wrong. he's still naked. and covered in scratches and hickeys.

ike hesitates for a second, then swallows his original question back into his gut. instead he says, "uh, did you mean to throw away a pair of your boxers in the entrance's trash can or..."

vox scrambles to remove fuuchan's dirty underwear from sight. this is also when he realizes he's still naked, and excuses himself to his bedroom, fuuchan's undies balled in one hand. vox definitely means to throw it out. he absolutely doesn't store it in a corner of his closet for safekeeping.

vox emerges, freshly put together, 15 minutes later. ike, being the angel he is, turns a blind eye to all the other remaining signs of a messy one night stand left in the living room as vox leads him to his office instead. ike doesn't tell vox that he ran into a jumpy, bleary-eyed fuuchan on his way here. fuuchan looked like a train ran him over and a dog chewed up his neck. ike, ever the smart cookie, starts to put two and two together, and he thinks he might have found the dog that used fuuchan as a chew toy last night.

that's all i've got for now, haven't thought of how they'd end up together. maybe ike staging an intervention, as the only not-stupid person there.

>>47635973
vox jerks it to fuuchan's dirty underwear, feels guilty about, then jerks it to fuucha 's dirty undies some more to comfort himself. fuuchan is ruining himself on his largest dildos every night but they all pale in comparison to vox's long, curved demon cock, or something.

ike just wants to know when to show up for UTT. instead, he knows way, way too much about his coworkers and friends' sex lives.

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>>47636453
I have bad news for you anon...

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Embrace the past.

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>>47629078
Feeding trolls is my favourite hobby, one day I will make up a fake yab so elaborate with made up evidence so good that the catalogue will eat it up
>>47629156
Thank you, being a clown is a hard and unappreciated job
>>47629513
I'll post some more nail pictures when I change the colour!

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>>47636557

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>>47636557
Kill yourself this is quite literally one of the worst things I've seen on here and I've been through gorespam and literal shitposting.

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>>47636557
i will not

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>>47636557
no....

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>>47636557
Hey cool shoe laces, where did you get it from?

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>>47636557
cute

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>>47636498
writer anon you feed me so well...

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>>47636553
no............................

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>>47636427
I believe that they would make detailed posts naming which liver they'd have as an alter and then plan the specific traits they wanted to adopt. But they're generally fucked up and disturbed so I wouldn't be surprised if the abuse they experienced and their disorders are legitimate (forgot to add autism to the list). I'm starting to feel like a creep for detailing this all out so I'll just say that there are certainly some fucking weirdos within the fanbase who don't know how to act

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>>47636636
i stole them from the-

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>>47636636
thanks i got them from the president...

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>>47636557
>>47636593
I saw these pictures and my ears started ringing and I'm vomiting blood now

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aster please dont say youre doing another cover..

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>>47636636
from YOUR MOM

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>>47636723
>>47636729

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>>47636755
aster sama........

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>>47636427
DID is a real mental illness but people who also pretends to have DID definitely also has some kind of mental illness as well, no sane person pretends to have a sever mental illness

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>>47636755
i respect him for at least trying....

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>>47636755
And it will be IMMACULATE just like the first, everyone else is getting too uppity with their covers and orisongs so he has to put them in their place. Aster-sama I kneel

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>>47636793
Yeah, like in some way I do feel for the kid anon's talking about, but holy shit, they really do not need the Internet in that state of mind. We need more parents monitoring their computers and phones and putting smartlocks on apps.

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>>47636427
I believe that DID exists but I don't believe so many kids have that shit and that their alters are all genshin characters or whatever

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>>47636874
>>47636878
at least none of the kids have started eating their mom's jewelry

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>>47636866
chadster..

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>>47636952
H, has that happened before...??

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>>47636952
What does this mean anon...

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>>47636952
anon....?

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>>47636866
sasuga aster-sama!

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>>47636984
>>47637001
>>47637039
this isn't even the first time i post this here, i'm ashamed

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>>47637077
i want to go back to 30 seconds before i read this

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>>47637077
oh.....i remember this....

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>>47637077
Please please PLEASE let this be a shitpost... I need this to be one of those joke kin blogs. My mind doesn't want to believe a person like this existed.

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>>47636670
you're welcome kindred! i feel like i could brainrot some more but i really need to go eat something

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>>47637077
Wtf

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>>47637151
but do you remember stealing bones

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>id be those harem protagonists that-
i wonder if aster yumes exist

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>>47637254
(how did I write this right as you posted... dangit)
I hope some of you remember the bone stealer in this tumblr retirement thread

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>>47637254
What about that horror blog and the person who ran it who owned a slave/slaves and tried to be an online therapist?

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>>47637254
>>47637284
the grave robbing witch...

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>>47637343
Not sixpenceee........

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>>47637276
Even uki has yumes so I’d say yes

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>>47637276
Every boy has at least 1 yume

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>>47637396
uki has yumes? yumejos or yumedans?

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>>47637276
No, but I do know this Arcadian that's writing a whole fanfic series about Aster getting railed by other guys he's barely talked to. Like Oliver and Nagao are somehow involved because Aster talked to them once.

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>>47637284
>>47637343
>>47637369
i remember sixpenceee. i remember sixpenceee well. i remember constable-frozen and i remember sonic for real justice. no monster twitter can conjure will phase me.

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>>47637169
Go eat comfydant! I appreciate your brainstorm already, it fueled me and I will now proceed with reading ao3 fukuma

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>>47637443
Uki yumejos are the most pitiful beings in existence

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Being in this thread and having never been on Tumblr for anything that's not Sims 4 mods, whenever these 2010 Tumblr conversations start I feel like I've walked into a psychiatric hospital.

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>>47637563
SIXPENCEEE OWNED SLAVES??

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>>47637276
Cute arcadian.. I've seen at least two aster yumes on twt so yeah they exist don't worry.

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>>47637563
constable-frozen will forever inspire me in a weird way because he gifs were really good and he just stuck to his weird little fanfic universe.

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>>47636557
i will never have shame of my past. I am at peace with it.

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>>47637494
But that's actually based

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>>47637636
Excuse you she didn't own slaves it's just her family and they treat the kid like their own! It's just a cultural thing white people won't understand

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>>47637494
kinda based, i respect them

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>>47637636
if i recall correctly her family owned child slaves in asia

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>>47637605
tumblr was the psychiatric hospital and twitter is the one down the road

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This doppio stream reminded me why I didn't play this game even though I love katamari

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>>47637570
They are strong, I can respect that.

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>>47637564
i will, thread's really fun right now but i gotta put something in me before bed. have fun on AO3! maybe you'll read one of the two fukuma fics i wrote, hehe

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before the thread dies, i just wanted to say despite having major dead hours. the thread was really nice, no passive agressive arguments or anything when bringing up the mods was nice.

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>>47637788
Tumblr was like a clean and well-lit psychiatric hospital. Sure, still held a lot of crazy people, but it was respected and nice to be in regardless.

Twitter is a run-down psychiatric hospital that'll give you several disease if you're not careful or protected. Nobody attends to the patients, everything's dim, sometimes the homeless squat there.

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>>47637673
constable-frozen is my autism role model

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Do you remember the /pol/ tumblr raid? Pepperidge farm remembers

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>>47637920
this is the best explanation of both sites anyone could give.

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>>47637940
all the gore.....

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>>47637940
I remember people making huge panicked posts about it. But I don't remember if there were any actual raids. It's hilarious in hindsight, tumblr was so afraid of 4chan /pol/ raids but years later dozens of blogs got deleted for basically being Russian psyops.

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Tumblr is still my primary site along with /here/ since it's so easy to use and curate your feed, also no real clout chasing since no one really gives a shit about followers and everything gets melted down into notes. I need to go purge my twitter follows every few months because I see some stupid shit every day, but I ""need"" it to keep up with some artists and channels I follow.