/aog/ - Annoying Orange General

[Anonymous No.]

WHERE'S THE FUCKING THREAD?! edition

Thread for discussion and content creation of the first vtuber Annoying Orange and related media thereof.

Previous thread: >>4275541
Latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjVxrTJRTlQ
Question of the Thread: Are you looking fruity?

[Anonymous No.]

Temako now is first here

[Anonymous No.]

We are busy with Calliope now, try again in a couple of days

[Anonymous No.]

Collab with Mori when

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>>4760044
Gura and Orange would make a great combo.

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>>4760174
I said Mori, not Gura. Gura is too dumb

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These threads are unironically better than vshojo threads

[Anonymous No.]

>the orangefags have hung around long enough to be better posters than the mori/kiara obsessed schizos
I kneel, orangefags... I was wrong when I said you would all be gone in a month or two.

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I became an Orange anti after this. Why does he care more about collabing with human Youtubers than collabing with other fruit?

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>>4760529
Because fred is the other kind of fruit.

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>>4760529
Orange was always in it for the clout and never really cared about fruit-tubing. All he ever cared about was launching his music career:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RljDhOkT4r0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGz1w8Uzyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcdpJK3m3ms

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>>4760367
Seething holofag fed up with drama all around him while we vshojochads are sitting turbocomfy in our general.

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>>4760849
Orange is part of vshojo now?

[Anonymous No.]

It's not funny anymore guys. You've driven the orange anti insane. https://rentry.co/94xqm

[Anonymous No.]

Finally a based thread amidst all the faggy drama

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>>4763374
holy fuck lmao, he's literally had a schizo meltdown
Orange is too powerful

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>>4759031
Shouldnt it be /OAG/?
My top filter wasnt picking the thread up

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>>4763374
There's no goddamn way I'm reading this anon's take on War and Peace. Happy for you tho

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>>4764608
Last thread was AOG so I went with that. I haven't kept up with the meta.

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>>4763374
>May 27
Holy shit they are still seething

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>>4764999
I didn't even notice the edit dates. He's been preparing this bombshell for nearly a month.

[Anonymous No.]

Kitchen warcrimes, when?

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>>4763374
Is this the same guy that writes a dissertation every time he sees an orange outside of this thread?

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>>4767672
Of course. You really think there's multiple people doing that?

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>>4767672
>>4767733
you can always tell because he always blames it on /co/

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>>4764608
There was a new general that popped up a few mins ago, we could probably sneak in two generals at once. Glory days, again?
>>4767822

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>>4763374
Imagine getting annoyed by an orange

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>>4763374
>Annoyed by a fruit so much that you create a multi-paragraph essay about it
Do holofags really?

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>>4769813
I hope.

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>>4763374
>The spamming originated from /qa/, /pol/, /tv/
You do realize the first ever thread about ao being a vtuber popped up on /vt/ right? Like day one of /vt/'s existence, right?

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>>4759031
i miss the old vt

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>>4774226
Old VT?

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>>4763374
HAHA WHAT THE FUCK

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>>4773619
He's a schizo

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>>4774226
It hasnt been a year since the creation of this board. Did you mean /jp/?

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>>4760849
kill yourself loser

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>>4774769
>>4775497
Joke flew over your heads

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>>4775919
My brain pulp got knifed.

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WHY DO WE HAVE A SECOND ONE?

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>>4760849
I went there, if you try to talk to anyone in that thread they ignore you. It’s like watching ants.

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>>4760596
MY SIDES

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look at all those nigger faggots.

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>>4778823
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>4769813
Jannies deleted the general

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>>4773533
>Annoyed by a /jp/ thread so hard you meme a new board into existence just to spam it daily
ngmi

[katy No.]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch annoying orange w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

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>>4760596

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>>4759031
Does any even care about this orange any more?

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>>4779013
Why do you insist on posting this garbage. Do you honestly think anybody cares about this you piece of shit cretin. This is neither funny nor entertaining to look at so its presence here is quite simply baffling. Any further unimportant postings will be seen as a punishable offense and you will be handled accordingly

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>>4779156
Based faggot fruitbro enjoying his life.

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>>4779160
22 people care enough to post in this thread

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Some anon posted a WIP written and spoken language.

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>>4768922
He's been switching it up lately, he's blaming it on /qa/ now

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>>4779063
How original of them

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>>4783571
Advanced level of autism. Incredibly peared

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>>4759031
Say what you want about AO but at least him and the crew put more than 5% of their effort into their job.

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i find it really funny that 1 autist, or enough autists, have made this gag thread into a mainstay of this board

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>>4779156
reminds me of old internet
the kind of cringe that was kino
orange gives me that warm cringekino sometimes. it’s great.

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>>4783571
A voice recording of simple sentences or the "pulpabet" would greatly help pronounciation. Heck I'd be willing to practice talking like this just for shits and giggles.

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>>4779160
I CARE
ORANGE LOVE
DRAMA HATE

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>>4787779
There are orangeposters everywhere.

[Anonymous No.]

luv orange

[Anonymous No.]

More than 100 stealth egg attacks baffle one Euclid homeowner and police (photos and video) EUCLID, Ohio -- An 85-year-old Euclid man's home has become the target of mysterious egging attacks that began in March 2014 and haven't stopped. The continuous onslaught of eggs has baffled police, neighbors and local government officials who have tried and failed to identify the source of the attacks that have ruined the man's home and kept his family on edge. "The accuracy is phenomenal," Albert Clemens, Sr. said. "Because almost every time when it's nice weather and they launch five or six of these at a time, they almost invariably hit the front door." Clemens green two-story house sits on the corner of Wilmore Avenue and East 210th Street. He and his wife bought the home as newlyweds about 60 years ago. Though his wife has since passed away, Clemens still lives there with his 49-year-old daughter and 51-year-old son. The house has been pelted with eggs several times a week -- sometimes more than once a day -- for the past year. The attacks always happen after dark and last around 10 minutes each. The family has been awoken as late as 2 a.m. by what sounds like the crack of a gunshot against the aluminum siding or front door. Clemens and police believe the eggs are being launched from a block or two away. The siding on the front of Clemens' home is destroyed, splattered with dried egg residue that stripped off the paint. Other than a few rogue eggs that hit nearby homes, no other neighbors have been targeted. "Somebody is deeply, deeply angry at somebody in that household for some reason," Euclid Lt. Mitch Houser said. Winter offered a short respite for the family, as the egging became less frequent during the cold weather. But both Clemens and police anticipate the attacks picking back up as the snow and ice thaw. An unsolved mystery Euclid police have not taken the investigation lightly. They've spent a year doing undercover stakeouts, canvassing the neighborhood and even sending eggshells for testing. The department's entire community policing unit was dedicated to tracking down the eggers at one point. Officers respond quickly to every egging call at the home -- which is less than a mile from the police station. Both Clemens and detectives are at a dead end when it comes to suspects. Clemens had suspicions about a young man across the street who confronted him a couple years ago and asked him to stop calling police about suspicious activity in the neighborhood. Clemens said that he had started calling police more often as he noticed more crime -- mostly suspected drug activity. Another neighbor Clemens suspected was ruled out when officers saw him standing outside as an attack occurred in the presence of police. Investigators have taken several different approaches to nabbing the eggers, including installing a surveillance camera on the house. Detectives even collected some eggshell samples and tested them in a crime lab. The eggs were traced back to a local Amish farm, but the trail ended there. Clemens says the culprits either have access to a large supply of eggs or are stealing them from businesses that throw them out when they go bad. Detectives have followed this thread, visiting local restaurants and businesses asking about missing eggs. They've also tried collecting fingerprints from eggshells, but Houser said that's an impossible task. When an egg breaks, it releases proteins that destroy DNA. Officers have gone door to door questioning neighbors and handing out fliers. Nobody has come forward with any tips. "The person or people who are doing it have remained very tight-lipped apparently," Houser said. "I would imagine it would be hard to keep a secret of something that had been done hundreds of times and for nobody to step forward to talk about it." The guilty parties don't appear to be intimidated by police interest in the case. An officer last year was taking a report when a barrage of eggs was launched at the house. One hit him in the foot. Houser said he's never seen this level of vandalism in his 20 years of police work. It's frustrated the whole department, which has dedicated hundreds of hours toward solving the egging mystery. "The man hours put into that investigation were huge and one of the reasons it's so frustrating that we don't have somebody right now that we can criminally charge," Houser said. The culprits will face charges of felony vandalism and criminal damaging, Houser said. Additional charges could be tacked on if investigators find evidence that the attacks are a hate crime. The search continues Clemens is waiting until the perpetrators are caught before he repairs the tarnished siding. His insurance company is refusing to settle a claim until the guilty party is found. He said he used to clean up after each attack, but it became so frequent that he couldn't keep up. Police initially offered a $500 reward for information, but bumped it up to $1,000 after nobody came forward.

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>>4798390
someone read this post and tell me if it's funny and worth reading

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>>4798457
I might as well give you the end since it got clipped to char limit. If you do read it, let me know what you think.

That money is still up for grabs. "We're not going to let it go," Houser said. "We'll continue to put effort into it until we figure something out." Despite all the torment, Clemens said he'd never consider moving from his beloved home. "I like the neighborhood," Clemens said. "I like the city of Euclid. I would live and die in this house -- but it's been kind of a nightmare."

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>>4763374
Obsessed

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>>4798390
the family cant take a yolk

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Daily reminder to set your page to Photon/Yotsuba/Futaba

[Anonymous No.]

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>>4763374
>threatens to get us permabanned
>edited May 27
We’re here to stay, baby

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>>4802486
>>4798390
>>4798740
Might give these a read, later. Can you swap the characters with AO ones?

[Rawhide Kobayashi No.]

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embled on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

[Anonymous No.]

I took down Annoying Orange for good. It’s the worst video I’ve ever made and I’ve never liked it or how it garnered the attention of a lot of unsavory types of people who make me very uncomfortable, and it’s just plain gross and offensive most of all. I made the character when I was 14 and ignorant, it was meant to satirize a horrible fruit commercial that became an unfunny meme at the time and not meant to be some kind of ----ty internet ----fruit anthem at all, but people took it that way and that’s not what I stand for or condone. I wish I hadn’t kept it up for so long because of peer pressure, and I’m really sorry for making it in the first place. I’ve grown and realized that it was a really gross video to make, parody or not, and I hate that it has enforced a certain mentality in some of my fans, that I must think ----being a fruit is cute or acceptable in any way, which in turn reinforces their own gross beliefs or makes people think it’s OK because I think it’s OK. It doesn’t matter if they’re “just fruit”, they’re characters and that’s that, I’m not going to argue about it. Sexual abuse and especially sexual abuse of fruit is not something to make light of, and I do not approve of any of my fans proclaiming themselves as ----fruits or acting like it’s some cutesy anime term that isn’t rooted in disgusting faggot crap. I’ve wanted to take this channel down for years, and I’m so glad I finally did it because it’s not something I want to be associated with anymore. It makes people uncomfortable and it’s hurtful, and gives people the impression that I’m OK with that kind of stuff when I’m not. I have over 175k subscribers now, and a lot of people look up to me, most of them are as young and impressionable as I was when I uploaded that awful video, so I absolutely cannot set a bad example for all of them. If anyone has any problem with me taking the video down, feel free to unsubscribe. I’m so happy that I finally got rid of that piece of trash.

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>>4798390
>>4798740
>>4802486
>>4802993
>>4804999
Amazing attempt at getting Orangeposters banned, friend. I salute you

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>>4798390
>>4802486
>>4802993
>>4804999
Literal samefag and obvious anti. Is this the one that wrote this? https://rentry.co/94xqm

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>>4806489
Let him do it. He underestimates the Orange

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

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>>4806489
Sorry that requires way too much effort. I couldn't even read past the first few lines.

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Orangebros, do you think Pear would be willing to do a collab with someone from the EN Hololive?
We all know Orange would never do it, talk about a diva. Still, would like to see it happen.

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>>4809793
Well shit... Only one of them is from that shithole. I need to take my meds

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>>4809793
Pear definitely would sell out since he’s afraid of being called boring. Or fem!Pear at least would try to get in touch with Kiara