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CERES FAUNA DIED IN A FIRE WHILE WHILE ON STREAM

>> No.47499867

>>47499733
>apartment literally starts burning down in the middle of her stream
>she will probably STILL stream tomorrow
What is Gura's excuse now?

>> No.47499946

>>47499733
SAPLINGS, THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR!

Start crying! Our collective tears can put the fire out!

>> No.47500047
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>>47499733
I know who did it
https://youtu.be/ayqQTwnfDjk?t=6003

>> No.47500105
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>>47499733
Is he right?
For context, Fauna was playing the remastered edition of BioShock 2 before the fire alarm went off

>> No.47500156

I miss Fauna

>> No.47500225
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>>47499946
*inhales*
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.47500286

>>47499733
The most interesting thing she's ever done then?

>> No.47500327

>>47499733
LET'S GOOOOO, THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT BABY!

>> No.47500575
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>>47499733
Fauna dies in a house fire...

>> No.47500813

BREAKING NEWS
i just finished tapping and am going to mcdonalds

>> No.47501232

>>47499946
kek legitimately funny post

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I'm coming Faufau! I'll act as a blanket to keep the flames at bay!
(Uuu...it hurts...)

>> No.47501946

Thank goodness Fauna is OK. She is now cleaning scared Snails shit.

>> No.47502007

>>47499733
https://www.youtube.com/live/DEDrhTKODL4?feature=share&t=2281

>> No.47502136 [DELETED] 

So legitimately, why do people throw a hissy fit when they assume other girls have SO's and this all but confirmed that Fauna definitely is living with someone who just burnt something in the kitchen?

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>>47499733
Sorry, Saplings were getting too uppity.

>> No.47502224

>>47502136
Fauna streams

>> No.47502291

>>47502136
because usually we don't get reminded on stream, so there's the small chance that it isn't true. That small bit of hope that maybe it isn't true. But today confirmed it intron of our eyes. Why else would a fire alarm go off and not be a big deal.

>> No.47502379

>>47502136
>>47502291
She lives in an apartment, you doofuses

>> No.47502397

>>47502379
yeah, with me

>> No.47502465

>>47502379
how do fire alarms in apartments work

>> No.47502503

>>47502136
1. Fauna streams. Most chuubas could murder a viewer's mother right in front of them and be forgiven for it as long as they stream consistently.

2. Her fanbase might actually be the most normie EN fanbase. I don't think Fauna actually has many unicorns.

>> No.47502543

>>47502136
Based troon, found an angle.

>> No.47502555

>>47502465
From my experience, everyone evacuates until someone tells people it's okay to go back in
Depends on how big the apartment is really and how serious the incident is

>> No.47502690

>>47502503
>I don't think Fauna actually has many unicorns
I'm tempted to screenshot this for what will inevitably happen in the future.

>> No.47502753 [DELETED] 

>>47502379

Your point? Apartments have individual fire alarms. Sure, good apartment buildings also have group ones, but if THOSE ones go off it's for a serious reason, not random ass neighbor 3 doors down and 2 floors up burnt their dinner.

This was clearly a situation where a fire alarm went off and was the situation was cleared in under 20 minutes. AKA in HER apartment.

Just to be clear, I don't give a fuck if any of them are married / dating or even if they made it clear on stream that they are; I'm just curious why there doesn't seem to be any incel spam, especially seeing as she's placed in the "pure" camp.

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>>47502503
(SCLORP) (squish) (squish)
It's okay! I put Faufau back together!
Saplings are normal just like our oshi!

>> No.47502772

>>47502465
as someone who lives in a dorm, we have to evacuate the entire building even if someone just burnt something in their microwave. We all just come back in once it's confirmed nothing serious has happened.

>> No.47502790 [DELETED] 

>>47502136
Yab it’s her secret boyfriend

>> No.47502908 [DELETED] 

isn't it known that she has a boyfriend

>> No.47502912

>Thread about fire scare
>Twitter trannies and homobbeggars see their chance... wHAtaBOut thE uNIcOrNS
Literally menatlly ill behaviour. lol

>> No.47502972

>>47502465
One apartment can cause alarms in the whole building to go off. Used to watch a flesh streamer who had the alarm in their apartment building go off a ton because somebody the floor below them had a microwave that didn't work properly.

>> No.47502990 [DELETED] 

>>47502136
kek the jannies are all but confirming it

>> No.47503099

>>47502908
yeah, me

I am your father saplings

>> No.47503162

>>47502990
Anon...that's not how it works. You can post blatant falsehoods and still get deleted for off topic. I've gotten bans for jokes before.

>> No.47503234

>>47502753
>t. someone who’s never lived in an apartment

>> No.47503410 [DELETED] 

>>47502136
I do wonder about what kind of guy wins the lottery here. Because women date up, and these bitches are making 6+ figures a year, but at the same time the men who'd make even more than that (who these bitches would want to date up to) are not going to spare a glance at your average vtuber RM.

>> No.47503460

thread song
https://youtu.be/RLG1ys2CGcI

>> No.47503535

>>47502753
>This was clearly a situation where a fire alarm went off and was the situation was cleared in under 20 minutes. AKA in HER apartment.
I've lived an apartment where this has happened for nothingburger fire scares in someone else's apartment. So not sure how you come to that conclusion

>> No.47503704

>>47503162
That means those jokes must've been true.

>> No.47504794
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47504794

why are sapling so inactive on vt? /uuu/ dies the second fauna isn't streaming. you guys should find some good timeloops to keep you going.

i saw a sapling in a hololive begging for fauna cum tributes, maybe you could have schizo timeloops about that so you stay alive longer

>> No.47504967

>>47504794
And read mentally ill shit that was deleted from this thread and elsewhere. Nah, saplings seem to be smarter than that.

>> No.47505040

>>47504794
You definitely sound like you have the best interest of Fauna and Saplings in mind. That was sarcasm.

>> No.47505198

>>47504794
saplings are mostly pretend schizo for laughs unlike other posters (outside of their erp)

>> No.47505228
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>>47504794
I don't shit up the /uuu/ general because I've ran my own and know how it feels. Sometimes it's nice to see the forest sleep after it gets its chlorophyll of her. Some even say the sapling threads are the real general.
I'm not sure who's side I'm on anymore, only that I'm having fun.

>> No.47505257

>>47504794
/uuu/ has been getting more and more active lately, and right now it's about to hit the bump limit in fact
Also most saplings post on /#/ anyway

>> No.47505539
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47505539

>>47499733

>> No.47505909

oh well at least the unicorns still have mumei

>> No.47505942

>>47504794
>Turns out /uuu/ is based and don't shit up the catalog 24/7, letting their general die when it's no longer needed
Honestly i respect the hell out of that

>> No.47508322

>>47505257
>Also most saplings post on /#/ anyway
That's unfortunate.

>> No.47508400

>>47505539
I can tell you for a fact this robot girl has never eaten meat once in her life.

>inb4 "Yes, mine."
No, mine.

>> No.47508818

>>47500225
AMOGUS?!

>> No.47510482

>>47502379
true, she may have an SO but if you live in an apartment building, especially a larger one with a lot of idiots, you can get alarms frequently because some other idiot burnt their hot pocket. so doesn't mean anything on it's own.

>> No.47510547

Sapling posting is the best thing to ever happen to vtubing

>> No.47510711

>>47504794
because even the most schizo sapling is mostly harmless. their mental illness is pacified by consistent, regular streams and enjoyable content, so they don't feel the need to shit up the board with 52 threads.

>> No.47511131 [DELETED] 

>>47505909
Yeah about that. She have a boyfriend like Gura.

>> No.47511240

>>47510547
This is an objective fact.

>> No.47511302

>>47499733
technically, it wasn't on-stream.

>> No.47511344

>>47510482
Wait, I just realized people think this is proof she has a bf because someone else had to cause the alarm? In her APARTMENT? Jesus Christ, we need to enforce the underage ban.

>> No.47511438

>>47510547
>>47511240
no.

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>>47511131
>cuck posting
>ESL
Goes together like peanut butter and jelly.

>> No.47511528

>>47499733
I thought she just said that so she could watch gura's stream.

>> No.47511596

>>47504794
>>47505198
there aren't any of them on this board.

>> No.47511860

>>47504794
Saplings are not completely insane like other fanbases so they don't keep threads going for the circlejerk experience when they don't have anything to talk about.

>> No.47512356

>>47511860
>Saplings are not completely insane
RUMAO

>> No.47512612

>>47512356
we're only partly insane, thank you very much

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I love when Faunaschizo tries to make yet another boring anti thread and gets btfo by based jannies and positivity. You know he's gonna punch through a wall tonight in impotent rage.

>> No.47514865

>>47510547
Out of all the fanbases we got on here, they're my favourite ones.

>> No.47517756

>>47504794
saplings aren't schizoposters or baiters

>> No.47518102

>>47517756
They're definitely masterbaters

>> No.47518506

I believe saplings should be institutionalized. Every single one of them, no exceptions.

>> No.47519333

>>47499733
not true, because if she did, i WOULD set off a chain of events that lead to the implosion of the universe in 300 years, and you wouldn't want that universe, right?

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>>47518506
Just fuckin mulch me already..

>> No.47520624

>>47499733
what happened

>> No.47520955

Damn, I can't believe out of everything that could happen, a fire alarm confirmed Fauna lives with her boyfriend. Hilarious. I hope she's UUUUing while getting pounded right now

>> No.47521025

>>47504794
>begging for fauna cum tributes
I'd like to watch

>> No.47521078

>>47520955
Explain before you eventually get banned.

>> No.47521107

>>47499733
only (YOU) can prevent forest fires

>> No.47521130

>>47520955
Omg, now I'm touching myself thinking about it.

>> No.47521196

>>47520955
So true pagpagfriend!

>> No.47521208

>>47521078
Fire alarm went off at the end of Fauna's stream. But the kind of alarm that's very high pitched that a smoke detector makes, not a ringing of a bell. She probably lives in an apartment building based on how loud her neighbors' music is. Anyway in apartment buildings, the smoke detector goes off in your unit before triggering the entire building's bells ringing. So since we heard the high-pitched smoke detector, someone in Fauna's unit must have set it off while cooking or something

Also, since Fauna came back to steam really fast, her bf obviously went to blow the smoke away from the smoke detector quickly. And also since Fauna evidently knew there was no danger, and came back to her closet to finish the stream

>> No.47521331

>>47521208
Could be me being retarded but that could be anyone. Maybe she had a friend over or something. I honestly don’t really give a shit, either way.

>> No.47521825

>>47521208
>But the kind of alarm that's very high pitched that a smoke detector makes,
you know there's hundreds of different fire alarm sounds right? "it didn't sound the way I thought it should" is a pretty flimsy premise for all of this.

>> No.47521863

>>47502465
Once had to rush outside under the snow in short and t-shirt because some retard burned their dinner and cause the alarm to go off. There were literally hundreds of people that have to get out

>> No.47522017

>>47521208
in smaller housing unit, that smoke detector get triggered a lot tho. Especially if you are renting with like 4-5 other people

>> No.47522159

>>47520624
Mori called out saplings so hard the burn traveled back in time

>> No.47522418

>>47521208
You caught me, I am her real life son and her husband. Don't be mad at her.

>> No.47522419

>>47521208
Except that's not the smoke alarm sound, it's the sound of the building's fire alarm. I know I live in LA. Everything else is your delusion

>> No.47522437 [DELETED] 

>>47499733
So this confirms she lives with her number one sapling I guess

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>saplings kekd by fireman

>> No.47523365

>47522437
>This got deleted
>>47520955
>>47521208
>These didn't

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Is there anyone I can stay with
I don't have any skills and Fauna took all my possessions but I can't go back to living on the streets
Please..

>> No.47523740

>>47512612
Being aware you partly insane are better than schizo sperging out the same line like those mentally ill hobo

>> No.47523858

>>47504794
It'll definitely sound weird but think of fauna as a sun and the saplings are sunflowers, the sunflowers are only active at daytime, facing the sun at all times and only the sun. when the sun sets the sunflowers face east waiting for dawn

>> No.47523938

I hate neighbours triggering fire alarms so much

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>>47520955

>> No.47524072

>>47521863
Same, it's kind of amazing that it only happened once in the entire year where I lived in that shithole though

>> No.47524115

>>47499867
Gura antis have officially become more annoying threadshitters than chumbuds

>> No.47524166

>>47504794
It's simply because most fans actually hate watching Fauna but are addicted to the attention she's giving them.
Everyone /here/ is basically a hate watcher when it comes to watching woman

>> No.47524236

I'd tell you all who saplings really are but I honestly don't think you're ready for it.

>> No.47524251

>>47523858
I really like your analogy. I can't only speak for myself but the only en i give a care about these days is Fauna.

>> No.47524258

>>47524236
I don't need some rando on /vt/ to tell me I have mommy issues I'm already aware thanks

>> No.47524341

>>47524258
They have mom--oh.

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