/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Training Complete Edition

Last thread: >>47296056

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310455
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

JOBBER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310483
Amen

[Anonymous No.]

>We going to play more games in the future
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not ready for this arc to end...

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>>47310455
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

>April fools merch/voice packs are live! (On sale until May 8th 18:00 JST)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/search?q=tempantsu*&type=product

>HQ/VG Acrylic Stands still live! (On sale until out of stock!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_acrylicstand
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-acrylic-stand

>Fes Chibi pop stands are still live (on sale until out of stock!) (all HQ boys keychains are now sold out! good job everyone!)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_superexpo2023_holostars_chibi
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/hololive-super-expo-2023-holostars-english-chibi-pop-stand

>Valentine's Situation Voice Packs still available!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/holostars-english-tempus-valentines-day-2023-situation-voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310452
crazy. axel kinda fucked it up for him then? and it landed on the day? KEK

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Oh, pummel party with all the coaches would be a nice idea. This was a hell of a journey

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>>47310386
the oreapo of EN...

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>>47310539
he didn’t talk about it on a TSB stream, but yeah, he said he spent a couple hundred dollars moving around his flights and hotels

[Anonymous No.]

Where am I going to find an Italian man??

[Anonymous No.]

RATE THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310598
NY

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is such a fucking sap jesus I love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310539
He had to pay a few hundred dollars to reschedule it or something

[Anonymous No.]

>most chuubas sneeze
>chat: TSKR
>leader sneezes
>chat: bless you!!
leader's got his chat tamed huh

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>>47310620
literally a slam dunk, I don't care even if they win anymore/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310584
>>47310642
damn, what a bro. respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310620
didn't watch/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310646
What's the difference

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>>47310646
There's a reason almost everyone who collabs with him prefers his chat to their own.

[Anonymous No.]

It's nice to end on a high note like that- the race was so fun! Good night Axel, eat your pizza and then go to sleep quickly! I wish you a good nights rest and good luck tomorrow!!! And goodnight as well to you /mans/, follow in Axel's footsteps and go eat something nice if you haven't yet. Thank you for always supporting this guy, and I hope we can all come together to rally behind him for the final game! A big kiss to you all!! CHU!

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>>47310620
i’ll cry when TSB is over/10

[Anonymous No.]

I am so ready for apex arc to be over. It's been more fun than I thought it would be but it has been a long ass month

[Anonymous No.]

what ungodly hour will i need to wake up at tomorrow for the tournament start?

[Anonymous No.]

i genuinely really hate magni

[Anonymous No.]

I only watched 3 of the practice streams live and 0 VODs since I wanted my sleep schedule to to back to normal. Do I really want to ruin it again just to watch VSai live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310748
Hey goodnight and take care, hope the games go well tomorrow and even if they don't, I hope they'll still have fun in some way

[Anonymous No.]

i don't want this arc to end...

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>>47310859
The arc must end, but I hope TSB will continue.

[Anonymous No.]

I really need more tsb after the tournament :(((((((((((((((((((((

[Anonymous No.]

>hated esports
>hated apex
>now i’m waking up early to watch every TSB stream and am rooting for them from the bottom of my heart
yeah… i get it now.

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>>47310817
I genuinely really hate altare

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>>47310763
As much as I've been enjoying it, same. I love TSB, but I want Altare to be able to work on his own projects again.

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why did axel sniff minase's butt bros?

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>>47310895
next they should join Challenger Circuits and play in the Pro League

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>>47310992
He's horny, no surprise there

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>>47310808
same time as every scrim was, japan prime time

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>>47310808
Depends on your time zone, 6PM JST.

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>>47310963
I genuinely really hate bettel

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Don't worry guys we have the League of Legends arc next with Vesper, Bettel, and whoever else joins :D :'(

[Anonymous No.]

I love everyone

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely really hate valorant

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310763
Yeah, I've been loving this arc but man is it exhausting to tune in every day and religiously follow everything. Can't even imagine how it's being to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>47310748
love forever anon axelotl, chu. enjoy your day and eat well.

[Anonymous No.]

When's Vesper's stream.

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>>47311030
christ. see you then TSB brothas and sistas

[Anonymous No.]

I genuinely really hate Flayon

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>>47310620
WRAITH GRIEF/10

[Anonymous No.]

uuuuuuuuuu nowa

[Anonymous No.]

next TSB arc will be CS2

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>>47311061
Thank god it was Vesper who fell into that trap. I would genuinely anti Bettel if he had managed to drag Altare into that hell instead.

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>>47311030
It's not same time anon, I saw you saying the same thing last thread. Tournament starts 2 hours earlier than the scrims' time

[Anonymous No.]

Selen and Altare are so fucking cute when they interact I feel sick about it.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm so attached to TSB it feels like i'm approaching the last episode of a sports anime that i don't want to end but it has to end; all of them have their own path to follow after the tournament and it'll be a bittersweet ending to a kino arc. despite all the ups and downs all of them worked really hard to improve and it's very noticeable considering top 10 was their dream when now it's basically guaranteed.
I'm gonna miss them...

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>>47311039
I genuinely really hate vesper

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>>47311140
stop posting cringe.

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>>47311123
I want Magni to join Axel for CS2,,

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>>47311123
That will never happen. The ping matters too much.

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>>47310620
NEVER FORGET. ALTARE JOBBED at relay race

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>>47310943
it's not about the apex, it's about rooting for your oshi
it's a great feeling when your oshi does well and a terrible one when they don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311150
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311147
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311150
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311153
HQ for cs2

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311150
femoid post.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys talking about League arc, CS arc... the next big arc is gonna be Diablo 4.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311150
this but unironicslly

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>>47310817
I don't remember writing this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311150
big same

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>>47311220
Axel can't be a part of that

[Anonymous No.]

uuu... i... i...i nearly yume'd on Altare but thank goodness Selen is there. i dont want to cheat on both my kamioshi uuuuUUUUUUU

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>>47311240
that's in June. don't think it will be tempus. it'll be ID

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311281
UNFAITHFUL WHORE FOCUS
im cheating on him with his alter april fools ego

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311281
why wouldn’t you want to let this sweet boy into your heart, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

What if leaders plane crashes

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>>47311240
when's the quake 3 arc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311338
after the unreal arc

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>>47311334
what if we banned women from /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

I come from the future with dire news
Tonight Axel will go out to bars to blow off steam and ends up getting manpregnation and his mourning sickness costs them the game tomorrow... [/spoider]

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>>47311278
all he ever wanted was to play with the boys when he got back from jp.. poor dingo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311147 (me)
i'm also about to finish this 100 hour minecraft series and it feels like i'm losing two core part of my routine this month and it hurts

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>>47311159
Leader might have jobbed but at least he didn't throw a massive 5 second lead and first place like Astel's team did.
>https://youtu.be/uSR0T1MEUhc?t=9792

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>>47311334
this will only happen if they get first place in vsaikyo so don’t worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311389
Astel...

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>>47311334
with no survivors?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311356
shut yo bitch ass and cut yo dick off. need some neechans

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311365
Is cs2 regionlocked or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311140
Speak your truth brother

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>>47311123
>Selen is at west coast Canada
>Altare is east coast US
>Axel is at fucking Australia
Like the group dynamic, but their location is so spread apart. Their games of at least shooters is so limited. No Valo, no CSGO, any games that rely on low ping.

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1646878260637368322 I'm NGMI tomorrow bros

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Only reason I can think of people disliking Magni is genuine jealousy because everyone in Tempus really likes him

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>>47311533
>we're going to get at least 3 sappy tweets about TSB
yamero....

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>>47311530
They'll play anyways because TSB is insane and do not give a shit about ping.

[Anonymous No.]

i love tempus fuck you i love them

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>>47311567
I just think he’s a bitch.

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>>47311567
I dislike Magni because he streams at 4AM for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311140
Even when he was mad he slipped up and said she’s someone he loves hanging out with. so cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311465
When axel speaks like that its endearing, but when you do, it sounds like incel speech, weird.

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>>47311140
what if im okay with selen grooming leader, is it bad? .altyume

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>>47311656
axel has an attractive anime avatar and anon doesn't

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>>47311567
i hate him because he HATES me

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>>47311699
Nah, anon just gives off incel aura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311567
i hate him because of doxxmites

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>>47311567
Woman post

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>>47311679
you're a cuck then

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>>47311567
He's a furryfag

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>>47311679
i just like seeing him getting railed
t. yumejoshi

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>>47311679
Nah, it’s hot and Selen is a good girl to self insert with.
t. also Altyume

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>>47311721
Ngl, every time doxxmites post something I like him a little less

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is the demographic for selentare? im a fujoyume so i'll never ship them, but i do think their interactions are cute

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>>47311320
to be fair April fools alter ego is literally him with a costume on...cheating on your oshi with your oshi..pure..

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I bet you can't even remember the first Tempus VOD to be privated

[Anonymous No.]

PARASOCIALISM IS A BAD THING. PLS STOP BEING YUMEJOSHI.
>>>/int/180520646
>>>/int/180520646
>>>/int/180520646

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https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1646879947615776770 ok fuck you axel, I'm gonna cry tomorrow

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>>47311816
i’m literally a fujoyume and i ship them for some reason. i’m also a bichad so it could be that

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bruh are tweets still region locked or did axel delete

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I dont understand why yumes are comfortable with Selen and Altare but Vesper and Kronii elicits an insane response.
i'm not judging anyone selentare is quite cute im just very curious

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>>47311320
I'M TRYING TO BUT HIS CUTENESS IS STILL FRESH ON ME many many cheating desu

>>47311330
because i want him to be on my lap, hold his cheeks and gently squeeze it to tease him

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>>47311824
Was it not the healslut one? That or Axel's hitman1

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>>47311870
People just hate clockwoman.

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>47311825
huh

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>>47311866
twitter sucks ass

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>>47311870
I just hate the fans and shitposters associated with that pairing

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>>47311870
vesperonii is 80% of the time an excuse to flood the general with explicit art of kronii, most of selentare is spoilered text, I don't appreciate the shit that isn't ngl.

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give it to me straight, what are their odds of winning?

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>>47311870
I like their dynamics, I just don't want to read the shipping posts

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>>47311965
highest of all the EN teams

[Anonymous No.]

What time is the tournament??

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311870
People keep telling you, it's the fans. They are insufferable. Sure if a month from now people keep posting about Selen when she isn't relevant people won't be as receptive to it

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>>47311816
I think they seem like they could be good friends, but I don't really get why people are shipping them. Their dynamic doesn't read as romantic or flirty to me at all.

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>>47311940
Aaaiieeee, I love him

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>>47311825
>those scars
I sure hope female Tempuras don't do this

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>>47311989
heh

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>>47311965
50%, they either win it or they don't

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>>47311965
lowest of all the EN teams

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>>47312010

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>>47311965
Low. It's theoretically possible, but they'll only win if they get incredibly lucky.

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>>47311989
That's all we need kek

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>>47311940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjTN8WSGNk

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>>47311870
90% of people shipping vesperonii are shitposting to cause seethe, i'm a shipfag so if people posted normal ship shit i wouldn't mind it

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>>47311965
If they don't job. They will have a chance.
>>47311991
Should be the same time. Unless it is an hour early.

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>>47311940
Dingo o7

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>>47311965
they are the best amongst EN

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>>47312005
I just want someone that laughs at my broshi altare's jokes

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>>47311825
NIGGA I AM A 23 YEAR OLD FEMCEL NOT A DUMB FUCK 15 YEAR OLD BRAT I WILL UNFORTUNATELY LIVE ON NOW LET ME DREAM OF SNIFFING VESPERS CROTCH WHILE HE WHINES AND CRIES LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

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>>47311870
i'm not

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>>47311825
Jesus fuck someone posted clips of the suicide

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312062
is FFX his favorite FF?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312062
it hurts fuck you for making me cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311870
there is a difference between shipping because it's cute and hot and shipping for the sake of cuckposting

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>>47311870
Kronii and Vesper both have/had god awful fanbases that aren’t funny and harass other people. I’ve seen a few people that just think they’re cute together but it’s been overwhelmingly “cucking the Kronies to own the haters!” tier shit, sometimes with a level of Vesper self-insertion. I don’t think any Dragoons ship Selentare but Altare literally killed all his unicorns by ignoring them completely so that’s not an issue either.

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>>47312049
Fuck you, I forgot about that until now.

[Anonymous No.]

/haha/ here. Just want to say again thanks for your boys inviting Selen. I don’t want to beat around it too much but it’s the most comfortable and natural I’ve seen Selen with some male vtubers, AND THAT’S SAYING A LOT BECAUSE HE HAS LOTS OF MALE FRIENDS. Anyway it’s been a fun arc and hopefully it’s only just the beginning for these four. Manifesting for a Deep Rock collab with TSB!

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>>47311870
>Insist on posting about Kronii constantly when she is off topic
>Why do people hate Vesperonii???

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>>47312091
I do too, but rpr and Shinri also do that, and I'm a fujo, so I'm good with Selen just being a fun gaming buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312155
we'll always have the memories we made along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312132
crisis core.

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>>47311567
I personally think Magni is the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312186
>vesties harass people
huh?
I agree with everything else you typed but i've never seen that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312212
we love your tuuba man shes the 9th member of tempus now

[Anonymous No.]

>Was going to post about how much I like Altare & Selen banter and chemistry
>Immediately start seeing ship posts and comparison to Vesperonii before I even hit send
Why must you guys always sperg out when a Male & Female vtuber work well together. Not everything must be a ship, why can't they just be bros while still acknowledging how well they mesh together...

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>>47312212
She's cool.
>Deep Rock
I'd take deep rock over payday ngl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312186
vesties usually keep to themselves and prefer to remain unseen when possible, what do you mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312212
I’m so glad you’ve been having fun! Altare and Axel have a lot of female friends so I think their dynamic just kinda works out.

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>>47311965
Possible but low

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>>47311870
As a Kronie, I can say to you it goes quite deep. But it’s mostly because of Kronii mishandling her fanbase. Remnants now are mostly shitposters or general antis though

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>>47312212
Your dragon has been pretty cute! I'm really glad Axel invited her since this is a big deal for her as well!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312212
i'm glad that she has enjoyed herself too, it's been a crazy. rock and stone brother o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312255
>>47312281
sorry theyre talking about me ive been molesting cute old men itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312247
I personally think Magni should stick his ass out of a hole for viewer meet-and-fuck during one of the expos, of course with the vtuber avatar on a screen so we can see his face when he cums

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>>47312265
Most of us are there with you, man. Just let the hornies be horny and ignore them

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312265
Don’t worry, I think most people just like them as friends. Their banter is cute, I like how Selen figured out immediately how to make Altare yell.

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>>47312265
that's just the nature of shippers anon. i don't ship it, but i like their banter as well. i think they're a cute duo

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>>47312212
You may not want to mention DRG here dragoon bro…

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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883550052884481
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883551369912322
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883552573759488
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883553760665604
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883554968600576

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>>47312265
Don't take shipfaggotry seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare art showing up on my for you because Noc is liking it
The stocks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311140
This is a sign that you need to take your fucking medication, stupid yumejoshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312337
You do you, sis!
I won't do it, i know you like to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

ALTARE LONGPOSTING
Also imagine the FF10 intro screen with TSB...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312265
I don't get the shipping with them either, but as long as people aren't getting obnoxious and bringing it into their chat/Twitter, it's whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646883554968600576

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>>47312265
youre not alone friend. i do hope we get more selen/altare/axel collabs in the future absolutely love their platonic chemistry together

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
This is the most he's talked in his life

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO I'VE BEEN CRYING FOR 10 MINUTES NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312337
>Implying it wouldnt be one of the staff members instead of Magni so he'll have to fake all of it
You're so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
Shiny Spicy....

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>>47312521
They'd have to find a male staff member with a dumpy as (reportedly) thicc as Magnuni's fat ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312521
Magni would be fucked by Tempus boys instead so he wouldn't have to pretend

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
Don't do this to me....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
He's the sweetest <3

[Anonymous No.]

I hope you fujos are thankful for Axel dragging Altare into vsai, Altarebowl has been plentiful

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
man... that looks like a death flag huh...>>47311334
I hope you don't jinx us

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>>47311870
The baggage and constant hate just makes me sad. I know Kroniis a good girl and shes helped the boys a lot, but I have a soft spot for altare and I just remember all the bullshit he suffered through and the time he almost cried on stream because of it. Sometimes it feels like early on some of the EN girls just did what they did more to cull their own fanbases. Meanwhile it’s obvious Selen genuinely likes and respects altare and axel as people, and dragoons have been either tame or really respectful to tempus. It feels refreshing and stressfree to see altare truly enjoy someone’s company and not have to tiptoe around potential drama bombs

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>>47312475
love this guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312626
Oh I am. I'm a Shiny Spicy fan too, so it's been a huge feast both as a fujo and just a Tempura in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
It'll hurt me more if they never collab again after payday than never getting another altnowa collab

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so ready for them to go back to weekly Tempus collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312725
Any day now

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>>47311334
kys no but fuck you that made me sad ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Axel will be a true anime protag if TSB actually win the tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

Face it, the only true thing holding Tempus back. Is Axel living in Australia. I know it might be too scary of a thought for him but since he's been wanting to be independent for a while, why not become an expat in Cana?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312725
I really really really really need HQ wolfquest. Axel wolf I need it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47311940
>>47312475
These boys are good ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312475
LOVE

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>>47312680
honestly this is how i feel about the ENgirls too and I cant help but feel a bit spiteful towards them even though i know theyre not bad people. hated seeing the shit altare had to deal with early on because of them and as a vestie ever since the collabs started the chat atmosphere has become so stressful with constant unrelated shit and im constantly blocking people every stream. holo fanbases in general are just such an annoyance to deal with. im glad Altare found a person outside of Tempus and ID that he can interact with without drama.

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>>47311656
>shut yo bitch ass and cut yo dick off, man.
>need some neechans babyyy
How about now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312825
I don't think he wants to be that far from his family

[Anonymous No.]

I know a lot of people don't like this arc because it dominates schedule and ran for a long time but I love it. Having this definitive end point to work towards and being okay with whatever happens at the end is unique.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312626
Altyumes...

[Anonymous No.]

pre-official scrim (I think) sniping compilation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZanS66om0bg

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>>47312904
as an altyume i’ve been living for this arc, altare seems so genuinely happy and i LOVE seeing him make new friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>47312825
He loves his family too much. If he's going to move anywhere, it would probably be Japan.

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>>47312857
I don't think there's a single bad person in all of Hololive. Maybe somewhere in management, but for that we will never have proof
There's a reason hololive took the number 1 spot, while everyone around them not named nijisanji burns their bridges or bleeds viewers into other people

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>>47312475
This is the type of speech the protagonist gives before dying in the final episode...

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>>47311870
>lied to her fans
>broke promises made in menshi streams
>went on a sudden break without addressing anything
>has to call for help from management for a very minuscule thing
Unironically. Blame Kronii. I know these days shit on Vesper instead because of the Japan arc but jesus christ was she a retard in handling the whole fucking thing. Worst part of it was it was Altare who got all the hate. All calmed down now though, well, relatively

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>>47312988
>>47312678
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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>>47312867
4 ys.. babyyyy

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>>47312132
>>47312246
It's actually FF9, but he really likes Zach.

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>>47312879
>>47312948
He can start a new family. I know a young, decent looking, Canadian-Filipino who would do be more than willing to marry Axel me

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>>47313004
There are still people who use Altare to cuckpost with Kronii even though they have not interacted since wheel of Tempus

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>>47312571
wtf hot?

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>>47312475
That's a big red flag if I've ever seen one. He's probably not dying but I could see the biggest jobber ever in front of 200k people

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>>47312186
what i really disliked between both vesties and kronies were that they kept trying to shoehorn the other hologirls into anything tempus did and vice versa

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>>47313114
Like I said, relatively calm. Like shit there are still faggots holding grudge on Altare for making Kronii laugh NEARLY 7 MONTHS AGO FFS

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313060
flayon?

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Will they get in the top 10?

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>>47313215
most likely t b h I hope

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>>47312946
honestly this, seeing altare just fooling around with friends is more than enough to make me happy

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>>47312475
oh no he just set up the death flag, HES GONNA JOB AHGHHHH

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>>47312948
I don't think Axel ever wanna lives in Japan. He loves the culture and the places he can go, but he hates everything about japanese society.
He's said so multiple times.

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>>47313215
lol

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>>47313215
Maybe. There are still teams who didn't go all out even today supposedly.

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>>47313215
Make it top 5

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>>47313202
Will never understand the incel brain

[Anonymous No.]

fuck

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>>47313274
rather have him job than dying

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>>47313323
cute…

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>>47313323
can he backdoor altare instead

[Anonymous No.]

>there are people unironically itt who want to live in japan

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>>47313323
owari da for me

[Anonymous No.]

https://puzzle.aggie.io/eSt1Qf

[Anonymous No.]

Holo for this feel?

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>>47313416
magni

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>>47312680
>he almost cried on stream because of it.
wait he did? I don't remember that

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>>47313215
I think they will, unless something goes wrong. Top 10 is absolutely possible. There's even a chance for top 5. Very, very unlikely they'll get first though.

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>>47313363
I want to live in Japan and get ostracized for being a disgusting foreigner until my mind breaks and I break down, unable to leave my house and then getting evicted from the country after my visa expires due to being fired for not showing up for work
japan sugoi

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>>47313416
My oshi :3

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>>47313431
I think it was the one where he slipped up the "for the cause" one

[Anonymous No.]

Why is it called holoTEMPUS instead of starsTEMPUS

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313323
iPN cute~

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>>47311940
>>47312475
>>47313323
>>47313379
This sports anime will be the end of me

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>>47313416
Shinri

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>>47313202
i still don't understand how none of that energy got transferred onto nowa when he done it more with her

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>>47313160
>spoiler
They unironically need to read the fucking room.

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>>47313518
He's literally me fr fr, easy to self-insert.

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>>47313518
somehow the cute blue twink is more sexually threatening to the unicorn mind than vesper, i’ll never get it.

[Anonymous No.]

RIPTARE
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646889873431732228

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>>47313518
?? his chats been getting spammed almost every stream now dude. idk if i'd say it got transferred but he's getting hate too

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>>47313491
Why not tempustars?
>>47313518
Because he was already hated from his debut, while Nowa was liked from his debut. Then someone decided to sing along with him in a Karaoke and he got all the heat from it

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>>47312680
>>47312857
kek reading all these just gives me deja vu because this is what the jpstars feel like with the holojp members. tempus are really the holostars.

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>>47313491
For the same reason holoX isn't called liveX.

[Anonymous No.]

i miss my bulimic grammatically retarded jester so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313574
...I get it.

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>>47313379
should've followed the team you're coaching lol

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>>47313596
Tempustars sounds ugly to pronounce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313622
explain.

[Anonymous No.]

Give them CS2 and give me streams.

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>>47313363
I envy the Japan's rail system, but I really find Tokyo ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313416
Is this another expression for banana asians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313583
You mean collabbeggers asking if he'll collab with (insert one of the hololive girls)

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>>47313703
God I love them,,,

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313644
Cause he’s a young Korean guy. AKA One of the most sought after group of guys at this point in time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313644
>soft eboy with voice that caters to women
>boomer nerd that's me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313363
I rather stay in Germany and try to get a Japanese girlfriend.
Maybe someday...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313780
?

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Tempus will be one year old in around 3 months

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>>47313644
Of all of them he definitely seemed the most aimed at women.

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>>47313862
So the first pregnation babies should be dropping soon, from Axel's first cover

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>>47313431
in an old minecraft stream a spammer was really getting to him and he sounded like he was about to crack. vesper was watching and got really pissed, banned the guy and was trying to cheer altare up

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't Magni ever talk about his past relationships?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313576
rpr, you've still got a shot...he'll forgive the cheating...

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>>47313574
Altare has actual experience with dating women and also has the voice and looks of your average korean male idol. If you don't think this is alarming to those pitiful unicorns then I don't know what to tell you. You could photoshop him into an NTR doujin and it wouldn't be any different.

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>>47313491
Or just tempus like what uproar did.
>>47313596
>tempustars
That's so ugly ngl.

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>>47313926
Not everyone is like your mom, anon

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>>47312265
So why you not complaining about shipping between the boys?why must you guys always speerg out when male and male vtuber work well together .not everything must be a ship ,why can't they just be Bros while still acknoledging how well they mesh together..

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>>47313926
>whore keeping count and memories of all his relationships
lol

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>>47313910
god, i forgot about that… the days when vesper protected altare…

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>>47313926
Probably because he's more emotional and wants to keep a professional picture about himself?
He might someday in a mengen, but till then i don't think he should
I personally wouldn't share that either, unless it's been with one hoe i couldn't care about

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>>47313849
congrats you just doxxed yourself now your name is on a spreadsheet

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>>47311147
Unf, Selen's fat tits...

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>>47313583
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Altare got it a lot worse than Vesper for the Kronii business. This was on top of the hate he got for his debut first impression which was already a lot.

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>>47312155
this art made me shed a tear or 2, can you share the original artist?

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>>47314019
thats not me dumbass i got it from an idiot that doxxed himself in a /vt/ thread that popped up as soon as the incident happened

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>>47314034
https://twitter.com/hou37707274/status/1646873259164733441?s=20

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>>47313962
It's the hypocrite hours.

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>>47313961
I never knew Altare was my mom

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>>47313940
>Looks of your average Korean male idol
Ugly girl when they see Korean men

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>>47314026
Plus the duet Ame did

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>>47313962
NTA but I'd like to see a good male and female friendship not turned into something romantic for once

[Anonymous No.]

ah ok so it's either a doxxsister or catalog raid thats happening. see you guys tomorrow for TSB!

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>>47311870
I hate both but this arc is going to end and I know that

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>>47314049
Whatever you say retard
Lmao i remember that one, how can people be like this haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314075
Well you're right about me being ugly, that's for sure!

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>>47313962
Ships between males are also dumb. It's all fucking dumb.

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>>47313629
why are you being so passive aggressive anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313624
Wait what

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313961
my mom is shinri..

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>>47314161
Shipping was always one of the worst aspects of a fanbase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314204
You wanna talk about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>/MANS/ realizing that Magni talks a big game but Altare is genuinely way more of a slut both sexually and romantically

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314102
And i'd like to see a good male and male vtuber friendship not turned into something romantic for once too especially in mans

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314220
this. its already bad enough with fictional characters let alone real people

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>>47314248
maybe Leo and axel

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>>47314220
Shipping and actually loving the thing
Just love them, like you love Pizza and noone will be disappointed, not even if your favorite streamer turns out to be literal Hitler

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>>47314263
what's even worse is that the women will cope by claiming that they're just "shipping the avatars"

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314102
>>47314248
It's not real, just ignore it, sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314248
heterosexuals have to force their sexualities onto everyone

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>>47314280
Too late, Leo called Axel babe <3

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>>47314238
My headcanon is that Magni is actually a virgin who pretends to be a slut to compensate

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>>47314248
Well the holostars still have a good portion of female viewers, unlike someone like Kuzuha, but hey even that guy gets shipped i think?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here to collabbeg, sorry commandments, I just can't contain it.
I want a star leaders' collab.

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>>47314296
But they are? They don't want the flesh people behind the 2d anime men to actually fuck

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>>47314085
Trying to memoryhole that so bad because I know Ame's a good girl but those 2 will never ever be on the same screen ever again

[Anonymous No.]

Fujohateranon is timelooping again, so I'm gonna post gay shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314248
Fubuki and Oga are just good friends right? right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314350
you just want to set altare up for another “we rape the enemy” mishap, don’t you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314238
leader using magni forcefully treating him like the slut he pretends to be... taunting him for not keeping up when he cries choking on dick.....

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>>47314350
the commandments say niji/holo and we have a ton of nijibeggars anyway, you're good.

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>>47314296
Women just like to justify whatever they do in their head no matter what, it's not even limited to vtubing, in their mind, they can do no wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Koiyume kowai

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>>47314248
Tower and axel

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>>47314428
TToTT magni just being a flirt that has no experience is so much hotter

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Soon.

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>>47314296
>>47314376
You need to see how doxxsister shipping magni and bettel ,and yes i mean the real person behind the avatar

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314323
Also hot. Talks big game, but gets much too flustered the second someone Axel gives the smallest push.

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>>47314350
Leader will NEVER collab with the japs all alone and Axel hates starsJP so...

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>>47314376
Anon..."It's just kayfabe" has always been cope.
You don't think the fans watching GFE vTubers with boyfriends actually don't care about the vTuber having a boyfriend, do you?
It's the exact shit drug addicts tell themselves. They hate it, but have to defend it, because what else do they have left?
I am glad i am not like that anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Leo cute
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1646885180404273153
https://twitter.com/kugaleo_Q/status/1646894780667019265

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47314557
Did you miss his collab with Miyabi?

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jamp

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>>47314296
>"shipping the avatars"
Its a really weird cope. No matter how you twist it there is still a real person behind that avatar. I get that most people perceive vtubers as playing a character but for guys like Magni it's really just an extension of themselves. It just feels too weird to take vtuber ships seriously with that in mind.

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>>47314557
are you new?

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>>47314544
And this is why I personally dislike begni.

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>>47314392
Lmao stinky fujo,atleast give this same energy when someone complaining about het ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314617
no one takes them seriously

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>>47314570
Yeah, Leo seems like a nice person.
Glad i got the watch his debut live because of the catalog.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314509
I need them more than water,,

[Anonymous No.]

I live for begni

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314671
is that brisk for bettel?

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>>47314640
Even so, that doesn't change my point.

[Anonymous No.]

i like all ships.

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>>47314563
Being a fujo and an unicorn are two very different things. For example Noc has a girlfriend right? Doesn't stop fujos from shipping him and Altare, because they don't care. Same with sexualities, Altare and Axel can say a thousand times that they sre straight but that doesn't matter. Because fujoing is actually just fantasy and fun posting. No one actually thinks they will end up together

[Anonymous No.]

this artist is great

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>>47314720
the empty bottle was donated from bettel, the juice is magmite entrails

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>>47314617
dude do you really think any altarebowl enjoyer is taking it remotely seriously. it’s for fun only. idk what’s up with magni shippers though honestly

[Anonymous No.]

I miss DnD and zomboid kino...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47314754
I love this artist's comics

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>>47314776
>doooood, it's totally not serious!!!
>becomes a vesper anti

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314664
how is that going for ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314754
Skin-colored snake Noc is scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314754
>altare's overly detailed neck
sugoi

[Anonymous No.]

i'm off to bed so i'll be wide awake for vsaikyo, have a wonderful day /MANS/! remember not to bite the bait! love you!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314776
>it’s for fun only
dyrbi

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>>47314746
yeah, that is until the superchats with their weird fantasies start appearing

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>>47314745
too based for this general

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>>47314808
don't forget
>doxxes all of tempus
>starts psychoanalyzing them
>writes fics with doxx info

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314754
Needs to be made https://youtu.be/ngKBdg66nRw

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314754
why
THE FUCK
is Altare's neck like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314808
huh? i like vesper too.
>>47314831
yes, because i like looking at gay art on twitter and don’t do much beyond that.

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>>47314379
Altare’s been so subtly passive aggressive about that moment compared to the others (like during his bday karaoke), I wonder if he was blindsided. I feel like it was a bit careless and insensitive of her to not consider how the other party would suffer from that.

[Anonymous No.]

One day I hope that there will be a member that explicitly hates ship related content and denounces it hard enough to make fujos feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus is leviling up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314840
And what are those?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzpa5vk066s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzpa5vk066s

Excel~

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, I want another Almond collab when Altare gets back from vacation

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[Anonymous No.]

>>47314885
And fujos are not only you

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>>47314887
already happened
they denounced his discomfort and retreated back into their delusions.

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>>47314831
Every single fujo post i've made in these threads is for fun. I enjoy the idea of a boy reading my fujo post and being either a) uncomfortable or b) aroused and confused. I do not actually care about the tempus members having sex at all.

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[Anonymous No.]

i'm at the guild hall, what do you guys want

[Anonymous No.]

Lol i love how sister in this thread sperg out when someone shipping altare and selen ,act like they don't shipping every other boys already
In the end it just fujo cope

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314958
Bettelheads should be burned at the stake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314920
I remember Bettel's Jump King stream and recent superchats

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314754
2 balls 1 shaft

[Anonymous No.]

>>47313862
I'm excited for the full HQ off collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314995
Magni

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315011
>>47315010

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314996
kek i’ve literally seen more fujos shipping selentare than anyone else

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314991
can I suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314995
Altare's kill log good luck lmao

[Anonymous No.]

When will you guys learn to stop replying to the fujoschizo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314996
I enjoy every Altare ship. Every Altarebowl contestant is valid!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314868
why did you have to point that out...

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>>47314746
you say that but i've seen sisters actually start becoming pretty schizo if the two vtubers in their ship stop interacting as often, or they dont interact in the way they want them to. they almost delude themselves into believing the two people are doing anything other than playing a role

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to ship everyone with everyone and no one will stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315051
>fujos
>shipping selentare
unless selen has a penis, it's not fujos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314991
I ship me and you, don't tell my bf I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315080
pekomiko… crossick…….

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315080
so true, zetaxel bros

[Anonymous No.]

Altare sacrificed a whole month and postponed his vacation just to help out Axel. What would Axel do to return Altare the favor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315112
Guess he hasn't seen the futa art...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315112
you think the people who make those genderbend ship art aren't fujos themselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315112
>he doesn’t know

[Anonymous No.]

before replying to the fujoschizo don't forget to say hi to sleepy mama

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CEvGzMq9FI

[Anonymous No.]

Male shipping is literally the thing that keep these fujos alive, kek. And here they act like they don't love it with passion, it's all fun and game lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
buy him some maccas

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
probably nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
Axel is all in to help his friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
Wonder if he's finally willing to suck one out for him now

[Anonymous No.]

yumesisters we just cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
CS2 arc
continue being bros, of course. what are friends for?

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>>47314746
Op here, I personally see it as a different side of the same coin.
As long as it's just funposting and you respect the boundaries that are set, i think it's fine, but you should believe me that those are the same thing and that some of them are serious.

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>>47315011
Yeah I can't defend nijisisters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
Fully fund and help produce a cover of his, probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315190
>linking the stream 30 minutes late
why are koipanions so lazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
Fund a duet cover :^)

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a tempus sister, but I never ship any of the boys. In fact, I've never shipped real people because it's weird. All I want is for them to be friends with each other and for them to have fun, because I'll have fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315245
they don't watch shinri, they're just using him to deflect

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>>47314958
I understand his discomfort and I wouldn't tag images of him getting railed. But this is about as dumb as indie vtweeters who hate everything about anime but wanna ride that vtuber train.
Fujos will always fujo.

[Anonymous No.]

>We’ll get a Selen and Altare Bubblegum KK cover before a Shiny Spicy one

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
I believe Altare is a true bro and expects exactly nothing in return and Axel being a good boy will think about something cheeky anyways, that's more to something he himself likes.
So food and talking (he pays)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315273
dyrb either will happen?

[Anonymous No.]

i don't want to cry again...

[Anonymous No.]

Who's the janny of the guild?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315319
Me.

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>>47315154
Actually, really, truly, IRL present him his asshole when they meet in the real place of Northern Elysium or even Antarctica if they're feeling frisky, which Altare will definitely use because they are actually both very gay. They will proceed to get married and graduate from Tempus to live happily ever after. Damn I love real life and I definitely believe this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315245
im not even a koipanion

[Anonymous No.]

I really really really dislike begni sisters. They are the ones overstepping most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

“For the youngsters in chat YOLO means you only live once. You say it before like, sending it. Like just go do it, ask her out, jump, do a fli-”

[Anonymous No.]

Would any of you be fine if TSB became a staple group for collabs? Like bi-weekly TSB FPS game collabs being a regular, heck maybe not even limited to FPS. Like they could do Mario Party or MonHun

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315154
Altare would never ask anything in return.
He's the definition of "It's not enough others must succed... I should fail"

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>>47315310
FUCK this truly feels like the end of a sports anime, good thing is TSB will forever be a thing, a year from now new people will wonder how tsb started and all of ys were here to see it aight enough emotional faggot shit someone post leader getting railed by futa selen

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314958
they even had the gall to say it was bettel's fault, lol.
>if he doesn't like it, he shouldn't have become a vtuber

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
I will take any consistent group collabs I can get, I don't really care much for solo content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
it won't work
niji perms are different from holo perms

[Anonymous No.]

it's all so bittersweet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
honestly i would like it much more as a 2-3month special collab.

doing it too often would lose some of the magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
Fuck yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>47314547
Axel seeking guidance for romance/sexy stuff from Magni because he thinks the Alchemist is the most experienced on the matter. Magni ends up being very roundabout and clearly uncomfortable with the answers he gives

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315344
altare would never marry a cheater

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315459

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
bi-weekly would never happen, but i would love TSB collabs every so often absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315360
I don't mind the ship but almost every single twitter fujo meltdown lately is related to begni breaking containment like every other stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315492
>all women are cheaters
Altare is never marrying women confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

TSB results over the lenght of scrims:
https://twitter.com/BR4NDMEW/status/1646873586643386369
6th place sounds about right, what do yall think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
no I would prefer that not happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315465
>doing it too often would lose some of the magic
They literally been doing collabs everyday for a month...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315513
The ship is fine, hate the sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS BIRTHDAY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315245
No one here watch shinri lol in fact the only vg member who have the most fans from here is machitroon and bettelhead and thats explain why their fanbase so obnoxious

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315517
altare is going to die single

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, it's unarchived...
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1646900912525303812
https://youtu.be/c0WTbu79eco

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315459
i'll miss them...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315513
didn’t someone literally draw magni and bettel kissing on magni’s art board thing yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
Once or twice a month would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315360
they remind me of the hologirl shippers that are just blatant with it in chat. really strange people

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315579
please study english before replying to me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315534
They had one cursed day, without that they would've been even higher
>Kuzuha and nipple guy still 1st and 2nd
I thought they sandbagged a bit, but holy shit they are still this high
Also kinda looks exactly like i expected, except i thought TSB would be 1-2 places higher, but they had one stupid day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315583
don't worry, I'll have a brolationship with him, no women required

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315585
we apready knew that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315534
>top 2 teams are all-niji teams
Yikes. Pakael please don't job on the actual tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315644
I didn't...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315544
That's because there is a goal leading up - the VSaikyo tournament. The magic is still here because we all are still excited to see how their training will pay off. All the blood sweat and tears and we will finally see the result. It's very different from casual game collabs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315407
Nah, I'd rather have an all-Tempus team do something like that. I love TSB, but I want it to stay something special for Vsaikyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315583
Altare needs to marry the magical unicorn.
A women that looks 8-10 and has below 4 in crazy
A Tranny, no actual women is below 4 in crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315585
Fug I will probably be stuck in a snow storm and miss it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315534
Kuzuha, Lauren and Gori are going to eat them alive but I still believe in the top 5 dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315657
since when altare sang archived karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315513
I wonder what makes Begni the ship that has such a disgusting fujos. Other Magniships other than occasional Almond doesn't break containment as often. Other Bettelships are pretty contained from what I have seen too.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Shinri collabs with Altare again soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315707
>Gori are going to eat them alive
Altare fucked Gori very hard today so there is hope

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315595
I heard. It's really strange that they keep doing this shit considering that most sisters (even outside of /here/) seem to look down on mentioning anything ship-related in chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
doxxmites and doxxsite sisters in one horrifying combo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315657
That's on you man. It said unarchived in his schedule post.
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1645732707362643968

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315595
they did, yes. it was probably a gifted shitter since t2s could all draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
> You know remember someone tagged almond art that Altare saw and publically questioned

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
Magni is Mr. let live and Bettel is a pushover
Fujos are social outcasts that have no idea what is or isn't acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

I still like Begni a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315764
Same, but it probably won't be until after his vacation. He seems up for the Valo or CS arc, and also up for streaming on Twitch, so hopefully they can make something happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315683
>Spoiler
>Thinking that tranny would be below 4 in crazy
Roru

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315486
Cute, though, I think Magni'd be more of a 'can dish it but can't take it' kinda guy. He's just usually very good at giving the slip so no one's ever caught on. Till now. Axel's eyes and nose really are dog like.

Magni teases at Axel, delighted at his little fidgets while he explains whatever, but then gets totally blindsided when Axel randomly decides to put Magni's advice into practice right then and there. Picrelesque. Just makes Axel want to watch his pale neck flush red once more.

[Anonymous No.]

Where's Vesper's WOW VOD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
Tumblr man + handsome "i can fix him" man
It's what they love

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315848
i don’t because it makes magni feel like a creepy rapist

[Anonymous No.]

This is all magni's fault for acting like a turbofag all this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
>Bettel debuts
>Bettel brings in new fans who used to watch or are still watching nijisanji
>Bettel gets in a ship with Magni
>Bettel's fans bring in the niji shipping etiquette
Yeah I wonder why

[Anonymous No.]

Is 4chan now babying these guys too, interesting

[Anonymous No.]

wathever result TSB has tomorrow i know i'm gonna cry my ass out, it's been a good ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315815
Starfujos for most part are very careful to not post ship art in tags and even have separate accounts for that so the talents can't see them even by accident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315921
nah, my friend acts like a gayboi all the time, and we're still chill when we hang out
It's the women's fault

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
i don't know how to explain it but from a veteran fujo perspective it was bound to happen from design reveal alone, them having genuine chemistry helped. lots of VG newfags being exposed to stars/tempus for the first time going batshit insane on their new hyperfixation just happening to be two funny twinky dudes, and one of them is repeatedly compared to jerma, a guy who draws a lot of already weird attention from that crowd.... yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315622
English is my forth language i'm sorry anon i'm so dumb :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315848
god i love this art. i love begni as a duo and their interactions, I think they’re super cute but I don’t actually ship them. its just for fun and they’re just TWO DUDES but I love any fucking art of them even if it’s more shippy because I don’t see it as an actual thing. But I think that’s pretty normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315956
>now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315914
That's so based though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315895
right here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd5PEEjdhkA

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316014
woah sister, don't cut yourself with that underage edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315956
>4chan complains about babying
>while babying themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316017
It didn't show up for me, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315740
i was expecting the almond or magnoir shippers to be the obnoxious ones desu but yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315811
to be fair almond and altnowa both broke containment at least once iirc. though almond a bit more by the virtue of it being one of the biggest ships pre-vg but it's not really comparable to what the begni shippers are doing right now. I feel bad for begni shippers who do keep to their lane, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316027
I could probably be old enough to be your mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316084
you're 60?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316084
PLEASE BE MY MOMMY

[Anonymous No.]

I love how we all have different opinions and still are very civil.
Fucking love you guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315914
That's the appeal for me, since Magni's always been sadistic but too weak to act on it until Bettel came around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316095
that's exceptionally sad if true...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315259
>I've never shipped real people because it's weird
none of the boys are real, they’re playing a character

[Anonymous No.]

>Open up the magma board with a drawing idea in mind
>Immediately get discouraged after seeing all of those wonderful artists
I wish I could throw my brain into acid and stop instantly degrading myself whenever I feel too inadequate to have fun. I'm just a disgrace to my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316084
Go back to bed grandma

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to be tomate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316084
Ester...

[Anonymous No.]

hate magni dezmond frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316127
jobber. just doodle. i like to draw shitty reaction images or big moe blobs to get myself out of that self loathing rut long enough to draw

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316111
>edgy 70 year old single fujo grandma with a rape fantasy
wow....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316108
pretty much this, I don't like begni the most but magni needs to relieve some of that stress too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316127
you and me both sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316127
Keep that mindset and you’ll never get better, anon. You can’t even begin to improve if you aren’t giving yourself the chance to

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for the 3D HQ group orgy on their anniversary.

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder which boys would cope best with getting raped..

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316121
Anon...They are playing themselves but funny. That's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316256
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316070
almond and altnowa did both get brought up to altare which was cringe but at least altare himself has never seemed to mind shipping and honestly seems to think it’s funny/recognizes it as an inevitable thing fanbases do. he’s also very good at putting down boundaries with his chat so that’s part of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Magni the only HQ boy that hasn't gone on vacation? That twitchcon break doesn't really count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315534
Top 10 would be an ideal "worst case scenario". Not high to feel great about it but at least it's not too low to feel like this month was a waste of time.
I'm afraid that if TSB placed poorly both Axel & Selen will go full emo. Especially Selen, I feel like even if they jobbed hard Axel have enough mental fortitude to bounce back after sulking for a bit but I'll be worried about Selen so I hope they all perform well tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316336
>but at least altare himself has never seemed to mind shipping and honestly seems to think it’s funny/recognizes
this is cope
>he’s also very good at putting down boundaries with his chat so that’s part of it.
this is true

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316383
anon he made a tweet for almond day abd has used the ship name on his schedule before he doesn't care about almond

[Anonymous No.]

i feel like we've timelooped this topic at least 5 times

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316378
If you call Dingo's Japan arc a vacay then yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316435
Anon, that's called coping

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315887
God don't do this to me. 'So yeah you can do this or that and- A- haha.. Just- just like that I- I guess, if I- if I were to b-be your target..' while trying to put some distance back between them.. Something about Axel's heightened animal like senses giving him intel about Magni's true amount of experience that others don't know really gets to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316383
i don’t actually mean that he LIKES it, he just doesn’t care/finds it funny enough to tease other people about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316252
I know I'll never get better. I've given up already and don't plan on ever chasing that dream ever again. Drawing no longer gives me the satisfaction I got when I was in high school. Maybe if I'm lucky I'll just get a job that lets me spend money on a new hobby like merch collecting and photography.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316449
monthly requirement

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316495
Why are magmites like this. Machitroons did not whine half as much when Flayon was doing this shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316127
i've been a mediocre artist for 13 years and only recently started improving after doing shitty doodles for generals and joining magma boards where i'm obviously nowhere near even half as good as the other artists, it helps to let go and remember your oshi will find it extra wholesome that someone not as good decided to join in anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316381
is noct going to be there to coach in between games? i hope he goes full serious mode and does everything he can to keep the mental high. its going to be critical

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316495
why not draw for funsies then?
why not terrorize this thread with your oc? force the degenerates in this unholy land to peep at your abominations against god? theres power in that

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316108
>Magni's always been sadistic but too weak to act on it
that's just a lack of imagination, man has a arsenal of potions and two pairs of mechanical hands on him. he just prefers to be railed most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316580
He's probably not going to coach them, just boost morale.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47315707
TSB has been killing Gorilla's team for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316449
if you are with a woman for years you tend to notice that she talks about the same shit every now and then and act like is the first time she's telling that story

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316383
at the end of they day, Altare is a public figure managing a diverse fanbase, he can never really come out and speak his true feeling about this, though it'd be funny if Altare just came out and went "yeah, I hate fujos, the art they draw makes me really uncomfortable and honestly I'd with they'd stop"

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316545
>menhera attracts menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316449
People need to learn to just ignore fujoschizo. He posts the exact same shit every time and it goes nowhere. There's no point replying to him.

[Anonymous No.]

There's a rainbow SC attack for Magni tonight btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316699
naisu

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna miss gaming hours with /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316699
Better to do it today then tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316699
nice can't wait for schizos to complain about this one too

[Anonymous No.]

I love listening to shinri ramble about random shit I missed his morning zatsus so much I love him aaaaaa

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316759
Not sure why they wanted to do it on the cult of the lamb stream instead of the karaoke.. maybe because the karaoke won't be archived?

[Anonymous No.]

>battleborn UI
Post it

[Anonymous No.]

i think axel is homophobic

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316811
Probably so he can appreciate it sober

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316868
He lets his ass get groped, ain't no way

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316907
thanks i feel better now that i know axel might not hate me after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316495
I can only talk about myself, but i have worked on me for a long time with little results, till one day i just woke up in the middle of the night with so much selfhate that it motivated me to actually better myself even harder.
This was the most productive week i have ever had i am a changed man since

[Anonymous No.]

What’s your favorite thing about your oshi, /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
he hates women

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
He works very hard and he's very skilled because of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
His wits

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316811
I mean, let's be real. The people who complain do have a point, rainbow SC attacks do derail the stream. At least for the boys since they aren't big enough as Hololive where they can straight up ignore the SC without looking like an ass.
It's still a great message and supporting the boys so the positive overall outweigh the negative, but it would be better to do it during a normal stream instead of a celebration stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
their gap moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
Her hungry hag womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
he's just like me frfr

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
he can bash my head to a wall and smile while looking cute doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
he makes me happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317068
very cute :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316868
He seemed pretty chill when he talked about guys asking him out

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317038
The issue is that while tonight's will be coordinated it's just going to happen again anyway during his 200k celebration because it's... a celebration

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
despite being oddly intimidating to some people, he’s actually a very kind and gentle person with a sensitive heart he can’t help but wear on his sleeve.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
He is very soft and cute, even if he doesn't always show it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
despite all his flaws i still love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
Cute laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
His love for his fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
Everything about her is perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
I can relate a lot to how hard he is on himself, and how he's kind of identified his issues but is struggling to overcome them. It makes me want to root for him.

[Anonymous No.]

whatever happens tomorrow, i hope TSB can go all out. because the worst feeling is when you think you can do more.
PLS LAG DONT FUCK THEM OVER TOO HARD

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317117
Good, more money for my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
he makes me want to give streaming a try. never once felt that with any other vtuber ive ever watched

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
i choked up a bit thinking about all the things i love most about flay, but i really love his adhd way of talking, getting so deep into certain topics and real shit and then immediately swerving into 20 different questions for the chat that he doesn't even answer because his brain's running on high for the next thing on his mind. i love when his voice peaks and gets really vocally emotive and aaaaa i love my shota pilot so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
He's cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317382
i love when he gets so overwhelmed by love his model just dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316486
Eyyyy it's just some hehehahas But yeah, now I'm going to force you to imagine this more. Axel would confront Magni for being so full of shit about his experience. Crowding into his space and teasing at how red his face has gotten and how much he trembles, 'I'm not even doin' anything! You're acting like the girls in AVs lol' It's entirely instinct driving him now, but watching the haughty, always in control, alchemist's facade just crumble into this sweaty mess, satisfies something deep in Axel's heart. Who cares about fucking learning, or whatever, anymore. He needs to have the first claim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317432
when he does the kekeke and he looks down and to the side, when he goes "HUUUUHHHH?????!!!" and his tracking flickers, oh god my heart

[Anonymous No.]

This moment and any time Selen ratted were the most tense I've been watching vtubers.
https://youtu.be/O_oME8aQGM4

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316868
He casually mentioned and talked about his gay coworker during his burger flipping days a few times. Literally told a whole story about how the guy explained he takes some days off cause his bf ruins his ass the day before. Don't think that that guy would've said that if Axel was

[Anonymous No.]

LETSGOOOO TSB
https://twitter.com/minipuffins/status/1646910493641277440?s=46&t=tHqZdRMxGHYLfeVraY1uww

[Anonymous No.]

Machiroons are so cute but I still hate you guys' name. It should've been machiknight or something.

[Anonymous No.]

Zomboid mention...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317778
Especially since Flay doesn't even like macaroons lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317742
She drew them all so hot

[Anonymous No.]

despite everything i still love him.. i would even suffer through a league arc for him like i suffered from the outer wilds arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317778
machi-nation...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317742
Axel's so cute here. Hair looks soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317778
machiknight it's his t4 name i hate the name too but i have to make do with what my oshi likes

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317742
i love them so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317778
Both of those are nearly as bad as comfykoi

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317742
Insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
…I love how open shinri is with chat in smaller streams. He’s came out of his shell a lot since debut and his gushing about random things he likes fills me with so much happiness. I love how he can quickly apply himself as leader in serious situations and then show his vulnerability in other situations, especially since I feel it’s very hard to find men his age who haven’t basically been broken into never showing their vulnerable side. His cute scuff moments are even more cute considering how he’s always staying on top of schedules and perms… his dedication in general is so admirable he motivates me to try and be a more organized person.. It’s really dumb, but he’s helped me keep in mind that no matter what age you are you are still human (and that men still get ridiculed for showing emotions, stay strong kings o7)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317876
remember when the vesties were almost named this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317926
I love you. Now do this everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317742
this is so good

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317778
machiroon is dumb, although his menshi tiers are based off byte sizes, which gives it a cute little pun on a food name. but still dumb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317926
better than the axel love poster, thank you

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317948
colleagues...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317948
I honestly wouldnt mind being called a bookkeeper but i wonder where that one chat member that brought up the name "vestie" is now

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317817
>Fanbase doesn't like the name
>Flay doesn't like the name
>It's a dumb sounding name to say out load
>It somehow stuck
Fucking how?...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317974
I love my dumb oshi who gives us dumb names

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318026
Machitroons…

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318009
I feel like vesfriends being shortened to "vestie" was inevitable; it rolls off the tongue better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317983
Fair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317948
Those are such common words...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317948
And axelotls with dagoo or whatever the fuck it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317957
I’m glad my love for shinri makes someone else happy too ahehe >>47317983
DO NOT COMPARE US LIKE THIS AXEL POSTER IS MY IDOL the standard of love posting on this damn thread you HOG

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317742
minipuffins comes through yet again

[Anonymous No.]

>Rank tempus fannames
Magmite > Axelotls > Koipanions > Hakkitos > Altventurers > Bettelheads > Vesties > Machiroons

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317556
he's so goofy i still can't believe how much he loves us.. he writes giant comments praising every fan art he sees and it's hurts my heart because i'm starting to become spoiled so he can keep paying attention to... i want to love him so much more so that he knows we receive his affection

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317948
Jesus, Colleagues is so bad

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/DCVw5JEXXdw
why are they fucking CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317667
altare did pretty well here all things considered

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
same but i'd put bettelheads at the botom desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
Magmites > Axelotls > Vesties > Hakkitos > Altventurers > Koipanions > Machiroons > Bettelheads

[Anonymous No.]

Why was the WOW stream the greatest Tempus stream in a long time

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
I would actually put hakkitos first its really cute otherwise I agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317456
I fucking hate you. Magni being extra sensitive and touch starved, leaning into every touch he is granted all while insisting that Axel stop even when his body is betraying his real feelings on the matter. Him actually yelping when Axel leans closer to speak directly into his ear and pulling on one of his earrings with his sharp teeth. Teeth that are getting dangerously close to his exposed neck that he usually keeps hidden...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318306
bettelheads was such a bad move when he had so much to work with

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318232
Angry Altare makes me laugh so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
Hakkitos > Magmites > Koipanions > Axelotls > Altventurers > Bettelheads > Vesties > Machiroons
Vesties bothers me because it makes me picture a vest, and it's usually just some dumb bat wearing dumb glasses. Machiroons I don't understand because it doesn't have anything to do with Flay's character or lore. Also it sounds bad. Hakkitos is adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
I'm gonna include individual and collective version of each
Bettelion > Magnation > Altventurers > Hakkitos > Koipanion > Koillective > Machiroons > Axelotls > Magmite > Vesties = Bettelhead

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318232
I laughed so fucking hard at this, I'm glad I caught it live kek

[Anonymous No.]

I am so sad we haven't gotten altare and bettel csgo yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318470
Very unusual taste, you forgot cultare.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318455
Incredible that Selen made him yell for the third time in 7 months (Shaco from League and him winning against Magni at Beyblades being the others)

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318460
I mean, does Axel even have anything to do with axolotls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
Hakkitos > Vesties > Koipanions > Axelotls > Magmites > Alventures > Bettelheads > Machiroons
Hot take Magnations >>> Magmites & Bettelions >>> Bettelheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318232
I'm so glad I caught this live

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318146
nta but i still cant believe someone uses this edit
ive drawn far too much oc for this dumb fuck general

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318543
He at least wants to eat them. Flay doesn't even like macaroons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
Magmites > Vesties > Axelotls > Hakkitos > Koipanions > Machiroons > Altventurers > Bettelheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318544
Bettelions sounds retarded because a battalion is already plural

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318539
Nah that's membership name so I didn't include it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
Hakkitos > Magmites > Axelotls > Altventurers > Koipanions > Vesties > Machiroons > Bettelheads
I hate bettelheads more than you believe and koipanions is alright but I just don't like the way it sounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318612
Oh. I thought it was a collective thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318176
cultare > hakkito > bettelion > koipanion > magmite > vestie > machiroon > axelotls

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, it’s fucking “Bettelheads”?

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't Bettelhead a reference to metal music? I know Bettel likes it, but he had so many other puns and names to work with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318648
nope

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318460
>Vesties bothers me because it makes me picture a vest, and it's usually just some dumb bat wearing dumb glasses.
B-but they do wear vests... Even his mascot Vestea wear a sweater vest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318659
Yeah, an individual fan is a Bettelhead, as a group it's Bettelion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318648
It started as a bit in his CotL streams but he made it into his membership name afterwards iirc

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318327
The tempura made the stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318658
>cultare
thats for his members we are altventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318427
I actually never understood the wordplay for Bettelhead... is it just referring to metalhead or something else? t. ESL

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318725
i don't like altventurer at all so i do not perceive it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317778
Machguyver

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They’re called the Bettelion I prefere bettelheads because I’m biased and obsessed with metal

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318727
yeah it is a reference to metalheads

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318540
There's also his
>wake the fuck up
which I love dearly
https://files.catbox.moe/3qgr7z.mp3

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318727
Yes, it's just a play on metalhead, since Bettel loves metal music so much. There's not much else to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316993
he makes me horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318806
Altare's shouts can be pretty hot, I wonder if he can channel that in singing at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>47317974
>byte sizes
>bites
>machiroon is a food pun
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318806
kino

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>>47318846
he jokingly shouts often enough so why wouldn't he not sure how much he can do with that though

[Anonymous No.]

i swear if tablet hort im gonna rape this whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>47316811
because magni wouldn’t be able to read their attention whore scs during a karaoke stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318851
when you put it like that its more appealing but it doesn't roll off the tongue still

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318851
you fucking retard ...i also didn't notice until i started typing my reply to that post KEK. we are?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318685
fat fuckj needs to be bullied into losing weight by an altventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318846
I love how he screamed the "set this house on fire" line when he sang Love the way you lie with Magni but that was more of a bit than actual singing

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318846
https://youtu.be/wpPDqKe7bEM?t=219

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318763
Bettelion is the group, similar to Magnation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47296864
Is slowly getting to do more collabs with the Tempus boys; but he has to improve the social anxiety and stop one-sitting games

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318901
what if you did it anyway for heeheehahas

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318954
But altventurers are also fatfucks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318901
oh no haha i just threw his tablet out into traffic and it got run over......

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318977
IT’S AWWRIGHT

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>>47318981
Rape correction for that brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319006
fatfuck on fatfuck violence

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>>47318977
this art always makes me laugh for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

i want altare to give vesper a wedgie

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319116
wasn't altare a bully in magni's lore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319116
fucking whore would probably be into that, though

[Anonymous No.]

>>47318981
tbf he's been needing correction for a while especially after the league stream...adding random strangers to his game..! brat..!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319116
wedgieanon…

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>>47319116
wedgiefag.....

[Anonymous No.]

delusional altkeks. altare will bottom for vesper again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319116

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>>47319228
isn't vesper a self admitted perma bottom?

[Anonymous No.]

i'm sorry /mans/ i was waiting to bake the new thread before jerking off but catalog hasn't moved at all so i apologize if i'm the only baker around and i'm late

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319160
>cocky jock regis bullying his much older senior vesper into submission
tempus highschool au when
>>47319228
dyrbi

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>>47319228
Lol at believing Vesper would be a top in any pairing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319228
As a vestie i doubt that. Her relation is cold as Siberia.

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>>47319322
Vesper x Bettel might be the one pairing where he tops.. somehow..

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>>47319291
Everytime the baker’s late im going to assume they were squelchin one off now thx

[Anonymous No.]

Altare would be the pregnant idol in that anime the catalog is mad about

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319322
false. he could reasonably top bettel, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319322
Indeed. Vesper only have sex in your delusional and fucked minds, degenerates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319356
Nah, in that pairing they just look at each other, shrug, and call some anonymous men to fuck them while they make out

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319356
we are going to have another magnoir double sided dildo situation....

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319322
Magnoir is pretty switchy

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319291
it's okay please give your balls a squeeze for me

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>>47318967
>>47318970
Yeah this was fun but I don't think it can count as singing. I don't think I've ever even heard him belt

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319417
kek

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Last night's Collab with Flayon was really funny, glad were able to change to something else on the spot. Guess that's the power of experience

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319483
he's leveling up! now i can stop having secondhand embarrassment when tourists check his collabs out

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>>47319417
honestly? based
i have a fantasy that since they earn the most SC money in Tempus they both whore themselves out to ojisans so they can help Altare with funds for the guild! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>middle of jacking off
>vesper starts streaming
sigh... I guess I'll jack off later

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>>47318410
Eh heh! I love you too.Touched starved Magni my beloved. Begging Axel to stop, even though he's barely begun anything, with broken, shaky, sobs. All the while pushing up into his touch, letting himself get swept up in Axel's sweet lull. But if you want biting, sure man, I got you.

It's not that Axel. Isn't. Aware of what his body autopilots, but,,,his teeth just ache with this terrible fire. It's like his bones are screaming at him to let them dig into something soft, and plant themselves in a fleshy cradle. His lips just seem to naturally guide themselves towards Magni's neck, too much cloth. Annoying. A flick of his wrist and the semi turtleneck nears right off. The plane of fair white skin, blushing with sweat, dries out his mouth. The flat of his fangs hover just slightly past the junction of his collarbone. Even here Magni's cutely red. Has blood always sounded this loud? Anticipation surges through his veins, 'hahaa,,,,,caught you-', and he bites. Twisting his jaw to tear into Magni's muscles so definitely that it'd never heal. Desperate fingers claw into his shoulder as Magni shudders to release a sound. His blood flows freely between canine-like fangs- sweet. Almost disgustingly so, but it carries such a unique richness too it, something like bone broth, that Axel wants to devour more.

Yeah ok, I'm heading off. Gonna think about Axel eating the shit outta Magni's throat some more. Please suffer with this n bye

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>>47319594
altare letting people rent maid bettel is pretty based

[Anonymous No.]

New outfit doko :(((

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319458
I feel like the loudest he's tried to go was during The Point of No Return?
https://youtu.be/FXMG8srMGyc?t=341

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>>47319483
Now I'm curious. What collab are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319752
Management promised them new outfits but only if tsb wins vsaikyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319806
flay collabed with miyabi ollie and arunii yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319806
Hanamigumi fanmeet

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>>47311870
Late to this but the real reason is the fanbase. Holofans are just fucking rabid when it comes to le male collabs. Niji fans are used to male collabs, sure, there are few that hate or skip them but the pushback is not as hard as the ones from Holo.

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>>47319699
ToT thanks for the food

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>>47319853
Ah yes. And how was it? Did you like it?

[Anonymous No.]

can someone tell me before i resub if vespers tablet hort

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>>47319417
wau hot magni knows they can't fuck each other so he tells nowa he's got travel and expenses covered, getting a rapist for hire group to take them in an unmarked van from the airport and fuck them all the way home, then get thrown into vesper's house while they're both still bound and gagged, spending the whole offcollab time off getting their asses dug out and held at gunpoint ToT

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>>47319960
clip studio is open and he's drawing. the thing is acting a bit weird but so far no big issues

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1646923771775709185

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>>47319900
if was really nice especially to see flay and miyabi together and how miyabi was doting on and teasing flay

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320072
>league

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>>47320072
league of legends HATE

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>man, it's been a while since I last saw Nowa using his tablet, I bet he's used to it already, I'll give it a try
>*scuff scuff scuff*
>welp

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>>47320072
>league
what is this torture?

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>>47319900
NTA but it was amazing! they had to switch to gangbeasts because ollie was having switch problems, it started cringekino but ended with pure wholesome fun! flayon was so much more relaxed, a complete 180 from his last jp senpais collab. it was sooo cute watching them bully each other and laugh so genuinely, and flayon even got a specific "i love you" from flower senpai that killed the pilot.... ToT

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>>47319760
Oh not bad. He could probably do better with a less theatrical song too

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320072
>League
What a terrible substitute for anything

[Anonymous No.]

league arc, let's go

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>>47320072
I need him to stay away from altare

[Anonymous No.]

IRyStocrats are retarded at polls again. Anyway how's everyone's morning today?

[Anonymous No.]

>magnoir collabs
yes...

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>>47320289
Yeah, as much as I like him and Bettel together, Altare and League need to stay as far apart as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320334
Wrong thread + off topic shit

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>>47320072
>ill
>plays League instead
Bettel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320289
i swear to god. if bettel gets altare back into league it’s over for him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320334
It's 7:22 pm here anon...

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>>47320074
i really liked the ollie and flay banter too, when she promised him miyabi merch in exchange of throwing of miyabi and he did not hesitate kek

[Anonymous No.]

>KOFXV for FG friday
too expensive...

[Anonymous No.]

i really dont understand whats so bad about league of legends? aside from how mind numbing it is to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320365
I'll take this as everyone is having a bad morning then. Scrims went bad or something?

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper loves Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320376
Altare played an aram yesterday

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>>47320289
I will only forgive him if I get to hear altare curse in korean more

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320400
Get out the balkans

[Anonymous No.]

Vesper is scared of becoming parasocial with us but he loves us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320480
we need to stop this from happening again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47319699
You're so stupidly good with this man.. hope you have a good weekend!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320428
>aside from how mind numbing it is to watch
bro the only thing we do is watch them playing for yourself is one thing but watching it sucks I would rather watch apex even

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320413
One day I'll get my KI stream

[Anonymous No.]

he's spilling the beans...

[Anonymous No.]

VESMACHI MENTION

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>>47320428
It's not a good game to stream, except if you're very good in which case your viewers will enjoy because they play league themselves, or if you play with friends. But for the latter there are numerous other games you can do besides league.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320526
Maybe i'm german or french or spaniard, who knows!

[Anonymous No.]

Watch the sisters instantly leak

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320430
Why are you trying to /soc/ post so hard. Go back to hlgg

[Anonymous No.]

Twerking Vestie needs to chill the fuck out. This is so hard to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

holy shit Vesper and Flay are one of the same..

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>>47320428
It's some of the most boring, forgettable content Tempus stream (notice that pretty much no one ever references any of the LoL collabs after they happen or clips them), it makes the players irrationally angry for some reason, and Altare really sucks at it so whenever he plays it puts him in a shitty mood

[Anonymous No.]

I proceed to tell everyone:
Both Flay and Vesper is subbed to all 7 other boys!

[Anonymous No.]

DON'T DO IT MANS, AXEL WILL FIND OUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320606
they really are annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320673
holy shit...i cant believe it

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320480
No...someone, please...stop him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320611
How about you go take your meds and stop finding reasons to be mad about

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320673
subbing is free i would hope so

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320673
they kind of have to so they can raid each other

[Anonymous No.]

grooming them

[Anonymous No.]

happy for the vesties for whatever’s happening i think

[Anonymous No.]

ok so he's not hooked to league at least thank god

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320718

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>>47320790
women leaking mengen

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320673
Fine, I miss spoke- I proceed to tell everyone:
Both Flay and Vesper is Membered to all 7 other boys!

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320599
>i'm
No, you are not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320606
>>47320713
>literally zero posts about it but these whiny men
Why are men like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320480
League is one of the games he plays consistently over the years from what he said…

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320945
rumao, get fucked retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320925
wtf they put their members in all the boys? ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>47320991

[Anonymous No.]

leak nowa washes his hair with dingo cum wtf straightbros explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321068

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321068
well...he is white..iykyk

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321068
the sisters were right what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321068
Secret chinese tech to keeping your hair black

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321068

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321068
>leaking members content
kys

[Anonymous No.]

Oh people have started to receive their Axel birthday merch

[Anonymous No.]

I keep forgetting /MANS/ isn't funny anymore at least on solo streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321192
I don't even have my magni merch yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>47321261
then make it funny