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"Wow, dating this girl would be a real pain in the ass"?
I'm not actually gachikoi for Fauna, but sometimes I like to imagine scenarios where we're dating. Then I think how much of a pain it'd be if I had to go vegan, and I decide I'm happy it's a delusion after all. Anyone else do this?

>> No.47188877
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47188877

No she is literally perfect

>> No.47188950

>>47188805
Kill Yourself Incel

>> No.47188961

>>47188805
yes, my oshi is surrounded by groomers, but none of the idiots actually know what they're getting into

>> No.47189030

>>47188805
why would she force you to be vegan?
the only thing that would be a pain is looking for restaurants that have vegan options.
but you're just better off making food at home.

>> No.47189087

Faunaschizo thread. Rangeban needed.

>> No.47189130

Dating a streamer in general sounds like a pain in the ass, don't see the appeal

>> No.47189549

Dating any streamer/vtuber/e-girl would be insufferable. Ego inflation to unbelievable levels, attention starved.
My oshi is an expert at the character she plays. But even she herself has admitted she'd be a pain to deal with. Former GFE queen Rushia also did, all the time.
vtubers and streamers aren't for love, they're for rough bed breaking sex. For cumming inside and not taking responsibility, but it's okay, some beta fan will take care of her and your child, or they'll be alone and learn to forgive you because you gave them a kid, a new reason to carry on.

>> No.47189619

>>47188805
kys schizo

>> No.47189628

>>47188805
I want to feed fauna steak.

>> No.47189809

>>47188805
She's perfect. What are you talking about?

>> No.47189839

>sorry honey I have to cancel our date
>sponsored stream frame is put up
ngmi

>> No.47189886

>>47189809
lol
lmao even

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>>47189886

>> No.47190094

>>47188805
Yes, streaming

>> No.47190106

THIS ISN'T A FAUNA SCHIZO THREAD JUST ANSWER THE PROMPT REEEEE

>> No.47190121

From what I hear, dating any girl is a pain in the ass.

>> No.47190792

>>47190106
Remake your thread with another girl as the prompt then, preferably a JP like Peko

>> No.47191024

>>47189030
Cooking at home would be a pain in the ass if you had to accommodate a vegan

>> No.47191262

Love Kiara, but living with a woman who unironically thinks corn and tuna are good on pizza and Cats is the height of cinema would drive anyone insane. Wouldn't be able to do anything together without one or the other quietly enduring whatever the other picked.

>> No.47191441

>>47188805
I hate vegans and their agenda but Fauna isn't the worst of them.

>> No.47191564

>>47188805
My diet is 90% alcohol and salted nuts so going vegan wouldn't hurt me. Only thing I'd miss is milk in my coffee.

>> No.47191717

>>47191564
Just milk Fauna. It's vegan if they consent.

>> No.47191834

>>47189030
Her whole family is vegan anon….. even if you don’t become one yourself it’s going to be a constant pain in the ass

>> No.47192642

I have an indie oshi.
She will bring up things viewers have said literally years ago. She will also instantly heighten her voice and start using baby-ish talk or try to act cute anytime she was wrong about something. She also admitted she streamed more often when she needed money, and streamed less to use that money to go on trips or buy luxury items.

She's absolutely in the "Would fuck, would not date" category.

>> No.47192927

>>47191717
MMMM breastmilk creamer. There's something weirdly hot about that.

>> No.47193982

>>47190792
Her annoying voice makes me want to see her do naked dogeza.

>> No.47195311

>>47190792
Would you date Peko if you can't speak JP? Would you be willing to learn JP for peko

>> No.47195546

>>47188805
Meh, I have been vegan before, would do it again for her

>> No.47195634

>>47188805
The thought of dating my oshi never even crossed my mind, but if I did I think I'd probably kill myself within a week.

>> No.47195674

>>47195634
would it be a good week though?

>> No.47195699

The fact that she's either working or streaming at all times and hasn't taken a proper day off since debut

>> No.47195743

>>47195674
No... :(

>> No.47195863

Every answer here just seems like a skill issue. Imagine being so inflexible for a partner. No wonder you’re single

>> No.47195919

Marine will absolutely be a pain in the ass but I love her so I'm ok with it

>> No.47195959

>>47188805
>Imagining yourself dating a fake persona
No wonder Vtubing went to shit when EOPs invaded.

>> No.47196010

>>47191564
Actually, a lot of alcohol isn't vegan, as eggs are often used as a clarifying agent.

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>>47195863
Maybe not as much as some comments, but being much flexible is bad too. I didn't even dated a streamer, just a art student that was bad at her craft and failing pretty much all subjects.

No matter what I did, I only broke myself. So not changing one bit anymore for anyone other than myself.

>> No.47196563

>>47188805
She’s ok with a guy eating meat. She says she won’t judge

>> No.47196627

>>47191834
You not fucking her family

>> No.47196710 [DELETED] 

>>47191262
I canr fathom doing the broad. Especially after her roommate oil wrestled a bunch of salarymen for some scraps of fame

>> No.47196732

I would leave gura irys marine or okayu with at minimum 3 kids and then kill myself. Best and worst 3 years of my life

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Every time Ina implies that she's a lazy mobage/MMO addict, it reminds me that I don't really want an otaku gf again

I still like her though.

>> No.47196964

>>47188877
Watame puts so much time and effort into her activities I doubt she'd have much time for a boyfriend.
There's a rrat of something exactly like that already happening concerning her ex.
I kinda get it. Don't know how I would feel if my girlfriend was frequently streaming 5+ hours, speaking softly for (mostly) male fans.

>> No.47197117

>>47188805
Nah dating fauna would be heaven, you only have to eat vegan when you cook for her because fuck making two different meals, and she'd be extra-grateful/impressed when you do because she knows you're accommodating her. It's living with/marrying her that would be a pain in the ass, because once you're serious it'd be expected and you don't get the vegan brownie points anymore.

On the flipside any EN except maybe bae, kiara or moomers would probably suck to date and be worse to marry.

>> No.47197275

>>47196627
why not

>> No.47197317

>>47196928
I wouldn't say lazy, she genuinely does a ton of work on the RM side. That doesn't make her less of a shut-in though, and the rest still applies. Plus it's one more reason she'd never have time for you, as if her stream starting right when you get back from your 9-5 wasn't bad enough.

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Her entire being is pain as a gf, yet my heart lusts for her. Its very irrational.

>> No.47197665

Just take her out of her toxic enviroment and introduce her to normal food, hang around normal people and cure her veganism.
First get her to try something out of politeness then get her to eat something else and eventually her diet will be fixed.
Just make sure to minimize her interaction with vegan cultists while she is healing.
Getting out of cults is hard but doable.

>> No.47197794

>>47189030
she refused to use bae's spoon because it touched meat at one point even though it was cleaned after.
there's zero chance she will french kiss you after dinner w/ the taste of steak still in your mouth

>> No.47197893

I see suisei's gacha bill and I know I would try to change her even though this is one of her charm points.
i don't care that those pngs make her happy.
gacha is predatory and unethical

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>>47196928

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>>47197893
>ouh...
>suityan...
>you spend to much money on gacha game...
>now we are homeress...

>> No.47198148

>>47197958
Literally left my last gf over this kind of shit and now Ina is my oshi. Will I ever learn?
At least Ina has a job I guess.

>> No.47198376

>>47188805
I (think) could deal with her different tastes and lifestyle and compromise where I have to.
But her obsession with her cats would inevitably lead to disaster, I simply detest women (and occasionally men) who unironically treat their pets like their own babies. It'd drive me mad and I know there'd be no compromise on her side.

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>>47188805
I'm well aware of the fact that half of my time would be spent tardwrangling her, but I'd still go for it if given the opportunity.

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>>47188805
Fauna and Mumei are immediately out of there in a hypothetical scenario. I'm not dealing with a vegan and I don't think quirky white girl is a personality I can be around for longer than 10 minutes.
Ina's a crazy art chick who has a sloppy room. I'd be spending most of my time making sure she doesn't die, so fuck that.
Kiara's personality is the most enjoyable for me, but I'm not sure I can handle an ultra sensitive cat lady.
Watson and Gouda are gross. I've watched their streams enough to feel like they're genuinely dirty people.
Mori probably has the least attractive traits to me in general, and she works all the time, so yeah good luck with that one.
I have no idea how to feel about Kronii or how she would be in a hypothetical dating scenario. There's times when I think she's cool and other times when I think she's a fucking nutjob, there's no in-between with her.

Maybe Irys or Bae? Bae feels very bearable in comparison to all these other crazy bitches. After watching Irys enough times, I feel like she's overall cute but there's also the simultaneous thought in my head that makes me want to punch her in the stomach. Like she's great, but also has that retarded sister energy so maybe that's more her thing.

>> No.47198566

>>47188805
Sometimes. Going out to eat dinner with Fauna would be a pain in the ass judging by how she acted in the japan arc and shopping with her probably takes fucking hours. Mumei seems actually good with a poorfag mindest not buying much clothes or eating whatever but she seems the clingy type.

>> No.47198591

We dont really know how streamers act in a private setting. When they stream they use a fabricated personality made to be entretaining, this personality might use parts of the real one but it is not the real one. We dont know anything about fauna except for what she want us to know, or tell us it is. Still I would spoon with her everynight.

>> No.47198750

>>47197958
sounds mentally ill therefore sounds hot af

>> No.47198829

>>47197117
>Kiara
Not hating, but what makes her dateable?

>> No.47199156

>>47197958
Extremely hot. I get to be the model house husband who cooks, cleans, and works out to support the breadwinner

>> No.47199197

>>47198829
Blunt European energy where she says what's on her mind. It's a special kind of charm that sticks out.

>> No.47199219

>>47198566
Shopping with your SO is fun! You get to flirt with them while they try on all kinds of different outfits

>> No.47199317

>>47199197
For me that's a deal breaker. kiara seems like a kind and good natured woman, but that kinda abrasive personality is just uncomfortable for me to be around and something I don't mesh well with

>> No.47199555

>>47198829
She just serms better put together than the rest
Also >>47199197 because im egregiously dense and can not deal with being the bad guy because im not telepathic.

>> No.47199734

some of you guys think dating a girl with poorfag mentality like ame or mumei would be a plus.
but it gets old real quick. you would suggest fun and unique activities/experiences but they will shoot it down telling you that sex is free and that we should stay home all day instead

>> No.47200065

>>47199734
That sounds like a plus to me, you extrovert normalfag

>> No.47200109

>>47188805
You wouldnt want to day a vegan, it's dangerous to breed because they are usually nutrition deficient, so the kid would suffer it

>> No.47200264

>>47200065
Which is why you're here as a bitchless simp, because you're a boring faggot.

>> No.47200311

>>47188805
The only issues of dating Bae I've thought about are
>holy shit I do not want to deal with chinese relatives
>my family is going to think I'm a pedophile
>she loves anime guys and otome games too much, how am I supposed to beat that competition
A lot of that stuff doesn't matter though

>> No.47200320

>>47188805
Don't worry anon, vegans bodies are in a constant weakening stage, her body will demand meat at some point and she will realize how stupid the whole vegan idea is

>> No.47200457

>>47200311
Never mix 2D and 3D. I love anime boobs. They do not sag, you can fuck them, they lactate, they are bouncy. Don't really like big tits IRL. Perky C cup with a flat tummy, thicc ass and thighs feels way better to slam against, I learned.

>> No.47200596

>>47197117
>>47198829
>>47199197
>Kiara
>dateable
Until she cheats on you like the last guy she dated and threw away after she got into Japan LMAO

>> No.47201062

>>47200457
I'll say this, 3D looks alien after being exposed to 2D chicks for so long. I don't think I could ever have a normal relationship at this point.

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I can't think of anything bad besides her comparing me to 2D men but i wouldn't want to spend every single day with her, seeing each other only 3 days a week would be great, i get the feeling she NEEDS lots of time alone otherwise she gets stressed/overwhelmed

>> No.47204316

>>47188805
No, she's not perfect but from everything I've gathered nothing really drives me away and I can see myself living together with her as the years pass. It helps she's intelligent and thoughtful so any issues we run into we can resolve without drastic overreactions.

>> No.47204663

>>47190121
The truth is many people just don't know how to deal with adversity.
>>47197958
Yo wtf. This attracts me because I'm a homemaker frfr.

>> No.47204681

>>47197958
This just makes me want to piss her off by cleaning her room. I 100% know I would throw away some trash and she would go pulling all the trash bags back out to find it.

>> No.47204781

>>47197117
>zoomers and kiara
damn
not even hating
but you and i are opposites here
think this means you're younger than me

>> No.47205477

Dont care, if I can turn one of Faunas eggs into a baby its worth it

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>>47188805
haha....

>> No.47207368

>>47188805
Fauna being all Vegan and anti meat is the biggest turn off.

>> No.47207398

>>47188805
Ina would push me into being tranny friendly

>> No.47207408

>>47197117
>you only have to eat vegan when you cook for her because fuck making two different meals, and she'd be extra-grateful/impressed when you do because she knows you're accommodating her
>he doesn't know
They stop caring about those things about 1 or 2 months in. The problem is never the honeymoon phase but what comes later.

>> No.47210131

>>47196964
It’s also that she does all that in the middle of the fucking night.

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