/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>4663477

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brpnFGiUgMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brpnFGiUgMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brpnFGiUgMg

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>>4701307
It'll be Kiara's character intro session, so no same-chan. And desu I can only just put up with Kiara in group collabs I have zero interest in her one to one with Cali.

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>>4701993
Sharkie's back, me happy

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>4702051
So I guess we'll get 1-1 with everyone then. Excited to see Gura's then

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>>4702209
Yes, IIRC they mentioned this at the end of the CC stream.
>Excited to see Gura's then
Mostly because her character is either going to be completely different because the vestige merits were axed or mori let her double down on the chuuni shit.

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Very late but I was out all day and didn't have a chance to post

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I've never played this game, but I hope Gura will have fun.

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gura....

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>>4702642
Yo, that ain't right...

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Gura would be better if she had just ENORMOUS tits. Like, as big as her head.
Each. Let the rest stay the same, I don't care.

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>>4702601
its a great game with full of tv show references, she will like it

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>>4702642
Imagining her nervously ordering a nuggy meal and walking around smiling with her tray before this happens is too fucking CUTE!

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>>4702882
even though she's perfect just like she is, i think she's cute with giant tits too.

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>>4702959
Kiara would get her a replacement for free r-right? She's her friend after all. I know she's trying to run a business and all, but...

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>>4702959
That only makes the downfall all the more heartbreaking.

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>>4702959
Sauce on that one?

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>>4703079
It does, but embarrassed Gura is so cute that it just ends up compounding the cuteness instead of making me feel bad...

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>>4703212
i just want to help her up and clean up the mess for her and get her a replacement right away. it makes me really sad to see her embarrassed and upset like that, which is why i think it's such a great picture.

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>>4703212
I only want to see embarrassed Gura at home or in bed not in public. Public is too cruel for it to be cute

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>>4703307
And then you remember her McD stories. And stretching out the burger for days, holy shit. Gura...did not have an easy life.

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>>4703383
What would gura even have to be embarrassed about at home? She's too busy being a big brat and any point where she isn't in control is payoff for the previous behaviour.

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>>4704553
Imagine making a surprise visit to Gura's house and there is just dishes, trash, laundry, and random shit all over her room. She would probably be embarrassed as you offer to help her clean up

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>>4703392
I'm glad she can have a nice life with us and afford losing half her McD's order.

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Give me some big gura heads

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>>4704837
Ah right, i forgot that I'm not living with gura in every hypothetical.

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New to Gura and I've been watching her DMC streams.
I need to know bros how much of her idiocy is an act and how much of it is real?
Surely she's heard the word irradiated before, right?
She's just acting retarded because dumb anime girls are cute, right?

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>>4705208
S-sure let's go with that.
https://youtu.be/eN4dDc-EvFY

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>>4705208
Gura is the Lex Luthor of hololive. She is a super genius with 200IQ and everything she does is 100% on purpose for comedic effect or to manipulate her viewers.

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>>4705208
Gura is Lex Luthor

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Gura coming back to EN after yesterday be like

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>>4705275
Fuck off clip nigger. Post timestamps of streams or get out.

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so is this henry stickimin game good?

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>>4705208
It's almost all real, but I think about 50% of it is just because she's tired all the time since her sleep schedule is so dogshit.

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>>4705326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhBjp5IByw good luck

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>>4705208
Her previous life of alcoholism has left a mark on her. But she's naturally a bright girl, she just has a tendency to freeze up and say utterly dumb things.

And by alcoholism I don't mean "gets drunk at parties" alcoholism but "I need a liter of whiskey after waking up to function" alcoholism. This is the general consensus.

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>>4705332
funny flash game with no skill involved, just pick from the options the game gives you to progress through the story, deliberately trying to collect bad ends
I think gura will like it

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>>4705517

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Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

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>>4705467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huhBjp5IByw&t=2100

Took me 2 seconds of looking in the comments.

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Cute shark soon! And remember, just report and ignore!

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>>4705517
>This is the general consensus
More like a rrat from dumbasses who can't even bother to read the description of HER videos where she says she isn't actually drunk and is just acting.

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>>4704961

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>>4705208
>I need to know bros how much of her idiocy is an act and how much of it is real?
It's a cointoss. She clearly has gaps in knowledge and sucks at math, but she also probably pretends to be retarded every now and again. See >>4705275, it works a little too well and Kiara can't tell she's making a joke.

>>4705332
It's a compilation of newgrounds CYOA games. It's got some good jokes in it and it's good reaction material for sharkie.

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>>4705576
2 seconds I'm not sparing for you angry faggot sake kek, stay mad

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>>4705517
Anon, she wasn't actually a drunkard. Her tolerance is way too low for that.

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>>4705606
>she says she isn't actually drunk and is just acting.
Just disclaimer for monetization are you retarded? Platforms hate booze and guns.

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>>4705573

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>>4705275
That's just her making a pun and Kiara not understanding because she's ESL.
Ina would have loved it.

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>>4705680
You don't get demonetized for being drunk on youtube. And even if it did a small line in the description isn't going to fool a bot.

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>>4705698
based

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>>4705606
>videos where she says she isn't actually drunk and is just acting.
I used the same excuse when I was 15 and fell asleep at the bars toilet entangled with the toilet seat and had to call the cops to go open up the joint.

>"I wasn't drunk and high out of my mind officer, I was just tired and fell asleep sprawled on the toilet."

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>>4705635
Wat? I'm not the guy that rages about clippers.

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>>4705824
There is literally no point in lying about it for her in this case though.

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>>4705632
>>4705753
Guys, Gura clarified later that that wasn't a joke...

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>>4705635
kys

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>>4705878
>people have no reason to lie about addiction
Are you retarded?

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>>4705208
Don't ask, you're going to get nothing but schizo shit, antis, and rrats. Just watch her stuff and enjoy it. There's at least a dozen people in this thread that'll basically just lie to your face or sperg the fuck out for asking questions then report bomb you for literally nothing.

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>>4705878
There is. Just like the old cop just sighed and went, "Okay, go home kid." after seeing that I didn't steal or fuck up anything it's a veil that is mercifully cast over youthful ignorance and idiocy.

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>>4705928
To random strangers on the internet? It really just sounds like you want her to be a former alcoholic.

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>Is Gura dumb
>HERfagging
Stop falling for bait, especially for these timeloops.

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>>4705974
To everyone, yes.

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>>4706004
I guess she really is Lex Luthor if you dipshits actually think she was such an alcoholic just from 1min meme videos of her acting retarded

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>>4705629
Bigger

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>>4705208
it was initially real because she is basically 4chen robot spaghetti drop (and that is not supposition, she lurked in 4losers)
but now that stuck and she is forcing it because its popular being dumb an cute

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>>4706173
I prefer t*cks

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Gura cute!

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>>4706179

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I'm beginning to get the feeling that the /tg/ approach of "reply with sincerity because you'd rather make a good reply to a shitpost" doesn't really work.

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>>4706179

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>>4706218
The cutest.

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>>4706257
>>4706335
BIGGER

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>>4706293
Sometimes it works. Now is not one of those times.

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>>4706293
It depends on how disingenuous the shitposter is being. There are a few that just post the same anti shit for months on end, and you just need to ignore and report them.

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>>4706382

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>>4706293
Usually diverting away from it with some interesting topic/question works but my brain small so I don't come up with them often.

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>>4706536
Perfection.

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>>4705320
LOL

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Cute shark very soon!

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>>4706382

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>>4706660
Gura LOVE

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Almost time

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>>4706293
i don't think dismissing everything is right play either because difference between genuine retarded question and a bait is usually pretty easy to spot
its difficult to balance, if you engage you risk shitting up whole thread for nothing but if you don't then its no better than an empty hugbox with air and same posts

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>>4706810
>>4706515
I think it's more just that since /tg/ is based around a creative hobby as opposed to an viewing hobby, the act of responding sincerely to a thread like "what if goku showed up in your setting" is itself an act of creation. It's like going into a drawthread, seeing somebody request something blatantly retarded and then actually doing it and adding a spin.
Here i'm just dispensing information and giving a minor opinion on it.

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IT'S TIME

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My wife is live!

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SHARK INCOMING. Everyone get in the water!

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I love her so much!

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oh my fucking god i just typed "HEWO :_GuraLove:" without a hint of irony what is this shark doing to me

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HOOLY FUCK SHE'S USING THE GAME LAYOUT

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>>4706696
Better

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>>4707169
>>4707193
Yes.

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> ASMR mic was in the way

Does that mean she was practicing or recording something earlier today? Really hoping for that peak cute gfe asmr in the merch pack

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>mfw gura didn't stream on my birthday

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>>4707193
My use of the heart emoji went from zero prior to Gura to all the time. I just want to throw hearts at her.

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hehe shark time

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>>4707311
she's been talking about how she's experimenting with getting a good setup for it with the new (noisy) PC.

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>>4707311
That or doing more testing to see how her soundproofing is going.

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>>4707352
For Gura talking about it and actually doing it are very different things. So I'm glad she's actually been working towards it

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>>4707390
no, you misread my post. she has not been talking about wanting to do it. she has on multiple occasions described, using concrete details, having done so.

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>>4707322
I'm sorry anon, happy birthday

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i counted them up (somewhat quickly) and it appears that, starting from the outfit reveal stream, gura has used the new outfit 11 times and the old outfit 12 times. it is almost as though she is intentionally balancing how often the two outfits appear on stream.

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>AWH TIGHT!

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Any news about a collab?

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>>4708172
watch the fucking stream

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>>4708145
Uoh?

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>>4708189
I just came in, was just wondering If I missed something.

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It's okay Gura we know sharks naturally have a lot of fat so it's not your fault.

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Man I still can't believe most of these kiddies don't know henry stickmin. I kept playing them way back in the day

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>>4708370
i guess my problem is i'm too old

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>>4708370
It came a little bit after my stint on NG as a kid. I was on there more around 04-05 and this is 09. It's still very reminiscent of games from that time though so it's pretty nostalgic anyway, I like it.

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I told you fuckers she was being sarcastic about not seeing The Matrix.

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there are now many variations posted

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90386866

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You wouldn't make Gura have a shark baby... would you?

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>>4708562
Even if you have never seen Matrix pop-culture Osmosis will make sure you get the reference

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>>4708686
What else would you call our child?

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>>4708686
I already drew Gura lactating, why wouldn't I?

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>>4708562
Anon, knowing about bullet time being in the Matrix does not mean you've seen the Matrix. Let me know if she name drops Morpheus or Trinity.

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>>4707219
lovely

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>>4708689
>>4708821
The run up the wall backflip scene was not really something people would recognize. She identified the reference before she even saw the bullet dodge thing.

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>>4708562
clearly she played Max Payne

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>>4708247
You haven't missed anything

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Damn Gura's really showing her power level tonight. Loving it.

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I'm aging into dust watching this shit

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>>4709353
Make a noose and speed up the process then

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Watching Gura cringe is great.

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>>4709410
I didn't way I wasn't having fun

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>>4709478
Mythrapes moment

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Reminiscing about rage comics and advice animals with Gura!

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>>4709660
Holding hands with Gura as you discuss old memes...

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I want to bust in Gura

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Gura's quiet giggles give me life

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>>4709736
Bro that's pretty epic, same.

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>pretend like it's 2009 with Gura
Yes ma'am.

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FUCK JANNIES

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enjoy this jannies, it's all you'll get

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>Get lost you smelly nigger!
Woah Gura I know you're a southern gal but hide your power level.

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>wanker
I feel personally attacked.

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The australian reef shark

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I wonder what sweaty Gura tastes like down there

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>saying wanker twenty times in a row
Does she know what it means?

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>>4710205
she knows

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>>4710205

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>>4710205
How new?

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>>4710205
Gura taking an opportunity to not be family friendly with plausible deniability

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>>4709807
get in line

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SHE'S GONNA GOOOOOOOOM

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Another one for the sneeze compilation!

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>>4710205
>Does she know what it means?
Yes, and she also knows FPS Doug.

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>>4710205
Honestly, I'm not sure she does.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un6Y5E4TOv4

I'm glad months later she still remembers this meme

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How does she pick which songs to Karoake?

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>>4710468
Now I kind of want a Pure Pwnage watchalong with Gura.

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Why does Gura need to remind me of my old age?

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She's in her element and it's more amazing than I thought it'd be

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I would cry tears of joy if Gura flashed me

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>mom jokes

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>>4710818
Well slept shark brings the best streams

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I'd be crying if Gura flashed me.
Not with my eyes though.

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>>4710871
Imagine her smug grin knowing that only you saw and now you have to hide how much you're thinking about it.

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How can she not know Earthbound TT

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>>4710945
I would

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BLOOD?????????

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>>4710964
She has dementia

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>>4705680
A yes, demonetized for drinking, just like all those drinking stream holos do

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>>4710964
I guess if you've never played a smash game, and don't live in Japan, you'd likely never have heard of it, especially if it came out before you were born.

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>>4711022
I want to kiss it and make it better.

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>>4711120
My name is David, she won't let me

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>>4711114
She was born sometime in BC, she has no excuse

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Do you think Gawr Gura likes the Big Bang Theory

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Bazinga

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Don't mute your laughs Gura! They're cute! Even the snorts

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>>4711293
She's not reading this thread. She's streaming right now.

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>>4711256
She doesn't really play RPGs. Also, Earthbound is boring. Yes, I said it.

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>>4711328
I'm just yelling into the void anon.

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I would have let Gura in, girl scout cookies or not.

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>>4711575
What if she's in predator mode?

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>>4711166
Well yeah, you're dead.

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Gawr Glue-ra

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Guys, do you think she knows what she's doing when squeezing a glue bottle with white stuff coming out of the tip? I don't think she does.

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I want to glue Gura!

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>>4711293
>>4711328
she just skipped muting a snort tho

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>>4711656
Well apparently all i need to do is find something that makes a fart noise and she'll be occupied for hours

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>>4711690
>all i need to do is find something that makes a fart noise
I do.

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>>4711690
She would love my butt

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кpиминaлc

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>21:33:22 KuronekoShrimpSama $5.00 Hello Gooruh my fish drowned :disappointed:

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Civ V is boomer?

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>>4711843
it wasn't a very good fish then

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>civ v is a boomer reference
I now have a sudden urge to wear dentures and shake my fist at the youth in the neighborhood.

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>>4711743
>>4711740
can you fart on command?

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>>4711923
And she's more than 9800 years older than all of us

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>>4711923
I mean those darned kids are on your lawn again. You have every right to shake your fist.

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>>4711923
Civ V isn't that o-
>Released in 2010
Oh...

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Oh no bad guys comin!

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Gura snorts a lot today, it's cute.

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>>4712073
Civ VI released its final expansion too

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>>4711952
One time I drank a gallon of milk and couldn't stop farting all day, I'd be willing to do it again for Gura.

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>>4712254
Rippetoechama?

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>>4712254
Alright boys, pack it up we've found the anon who loves Gura the most. We can all go home now.

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Newfag here. Are the membership streams good?

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>>4712359
Yes

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>>4712359
Extremely good. I do not regret paying this shark money.

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> Gura didn't get the last spongebob reference

What happened to my shark?

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>>4712254
For me, its garlic.
I fucking love garlic.

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>>4712359
You ever heard an angel sing?

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>>4712254
Based GOMAD chumbud, keep up the heavy reps for us.

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>>4711923
Having so much fun you lose track of time is a Boomer reference

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>>4712400
>>4711055

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>>4712359
You get the ASMR stream, that on its own is worth 1 month to see for yourself, and the Spaceballs watchalong was pretty great.

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If you guys have never tried peanut butter on a burger I highly recommend it, its fucking great.

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>>4712359
i would say yes, but keep in mind that i'm biased because i'm obsessed with her.

in addition to these, she's done about 10 unarchived members-only karaoke streams:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

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>>4712458
I did this back in December and can confirm

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>Ahhhhhhhhhhhh yuri. What's that?
Ah Gura never change.

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Gura we all know damn well that you know what yuri is.

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> Whats yuri?

Beautiful dodge as always

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mittsu is having a seizure

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>>4712359
11/10 worth, they're often her best streams

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Oh shit he's right...

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>>4712458
It's true

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>>4712458
Once got an "Elvis Presley" burger from a bowling alley. It had peanut butter on it and it was fantastic

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I WANT TO FEEL GURA'S ASS CHEEKS CLAP

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Did she just recognize Unreal Superhero 3?
Pirate Gura

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The clap of her tail keeps alerting the guards.

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how do i shot web?

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>spiderman should shoot web out of his butt like a real spider
I want Gura to be a movie director

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>>4713045
That'll never happen because her ass is cute and perfect, not fat and gross

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A fnaf stream would unironically be kino, just shrieking the whole time.

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Thanks Todd

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>>4713408
Buy my game

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>>4713427

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>>4713408

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I want to be stuck in a cell with Gura!

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Gura must watch a lot of Marine to get that Ahoy~ down pat.

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Gura's ahoy~! is so perfect

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Tallbros where we at?

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Manlets... we lost.

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I'M IN

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>>4713804
Feeling pretty good

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>>4703044
>>4703126
Asukiara
https://twitter.com/JanAzuren09/status/1401689359628214272

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>>4713819
As someone who is 6 foot, please stop asking tall people to help you with everything if you wont help us with stuff closer to the ground.

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>>4713804
5'11 and a half bro here... definitely ngmi

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>>4713804
>tfw

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>>4713804
>>4713894
>>4713901
I'm 5'11, I'm basically 6'2 with shoes on so I'm gonna make it...right?

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>>4713890
I already told you I don't want to suck your dick.

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>>4713925
You wear 3 inch shoes?

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>>4713925
As long as you never take your shoes off.

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>>4713925
I'm 6'4 without shoes, you're fucked bro.

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Wait, I thought Calli was the manlet fetishist

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I'm so happy she's having such a good time. I feel like i'm falling in love all over again.

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How young is gura? She barely knows any of the references or is she just that sheltered and less of an internet rat

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Gura is such a womanchild.

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>>4713970
No bro, I used to work retail with people and they would ask me to help with everything higher up but would never help me with shit on shelves basically on the ground. This ruined my knees so bad that they swell when there's bad weather. So I'm slightly salty with short people. Tho if they help me out as well then there's no issue.

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>>4714122
She'll be a great mother

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>>4714073
She's absolutely killing it this stream. Viewers have steadily been rising the whole time.

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>>4714037
Please donate two inches to me brother. Please.

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>>4714136
Lift with your back idiot

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>>4714117
she seems to be getting about as many of the references as i am. i am 40.

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>>4714206
Should have drank more milk as a kid bro.

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>>4714183
>spoiler
holy shit I didnt even notice that

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>>4714183
>36k viewers
How the hell Henry Stickmin manage to bring in all this views.

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>>4714221
What are you talking about, in order to reach the lower shelves I needed to be on my hands and knees. Also you lift with your knees.

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>>4714327
I did brother! My dad just had to go for a womanlet

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>>4714410
Anything that enables Gura to be her Gura-est is gonna do super well.

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>>4714117
Most of these references are pretty thrash though.
>>4714410
I don't know, this stream is just reaction videos.

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>>4714410
Algorithm magic.

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>>4714410
i think there are 15-20k people who will watch literally any stream with newgrounds shit in it.

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>>4714488
I was watching videos on ants when I saw her stream advertised so here I am

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>>4714410
The Newgrounds buff is a very real thing.

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>>4714442
>My dad just had to go for a womanlet
Sounds genetic.

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>>4714442
You're here watching Gura, can you really blame him?

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I tried making one of the sandwiches with properly reconstituted powdered peanut butter. I used enough water to make it slightly thinner than a peanut butter like Jif, but not as thin as a natural style peanut butter like Laura Scudder at room temperature. It wasn't noticeably better than just sprinkling the powder directly into the sandwich and sprinkling some water over it.

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>>4714750
>>4714703
I'm going to marry a 6'4 woman so my son makes it

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>>4714796
Based.

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>>4714494
I really dont think the newgrounds community has that much of a dedicated fanbase. Pretty sure its just goorah being cute as usual and Henry Stickmin is a fairly popular meme 2 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714796
Open your mouth

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>>4714796
If you can make it with a woman like that what's the issue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714784
Told ya my dude. Reconstituting beforehand just makes you need to wash more dishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714796
I'm going to marry Gura so my son will just have to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714893
>not giving your son a sister
You sound infertile, I'll marry Gura in your stead

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714850
No please Gura

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>>4715027
>not giving her both at once

Abayo anon, she's mine.

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>>4715027
I will have as many children as Gura requests. I will be her baby making slave

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715082
She'll have pups in her that will eat each other, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715065
Yes please Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715082
Hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714442
Your dad sounds based.
Womanlets are hot as fuck.
I'm 6'2 so I'm not worried about my kids, they'll make it.

[Anonymous No.]

gooruh...

[Anonymous No.]

>LUX...ery?
>OH LUXERY
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

is it bad that I cried at that ending back when I first played it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714893
>>4715027
>>4715076
>>4715082
Back off nerds, Gura deserves a tall broad and hairy Adonis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715462
It gets you out of nowhere. Pikamee had a similar reaction when she played it.

[Anonymous No.]

gura with my dick out

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>>4715480
I am 3 out of 4 do I qualify?

[Anonymous No.]

i will unironically continue to defend gura's uwu voice as authentically entertaining.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715462
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715562
You could have given her an Oscar for her performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zb5DQ_sFxA

[Anonymous No.]

>to the COCKpit

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>>4715610
>I am 3 out of 4 do I qualify?
75% is a failing grade, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4714796
Where can I find amazonian gf?

[Anonymous No.]

gura is easily amused today

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715818
She's in a super good mood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715818
That makes two of us

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715818
She gets to just take it easy and have fun because it's not a tryhard game, so we get more relaxed Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715818
This game was made for Gura to react too.

[Anonymous No.]

OH NO NOT THE TICK

[Anonymous No.]

GURA PREGNANT WITH ANON SHARK PUPS

[Anonymous No.]

Now every other vtuber is going to play this game.

[Anonymous No.]

It's very frustrating how cute Gura is. I don't know what to do with this energy. She's got such cute chubby cheeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716099
pekora already has it scheduled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716099
Good. Who did before now, Pikamee?

[Anonymous No.]

>screw your government
Absolutely fucking based as hell

[Anonymous No.]

>screw your government

[Anonymous No.]

FLATSO

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716124
Does the game even have a jap dub or sub

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716257
No. I don't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream is like a watchalong

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's super succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716124
Why would pekora play a game full of american references. She won't understand shit outside of this Jojo one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716538

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716135
Yeah as far as I know she's the only one

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716538
Yeah, that'd be like an American watching Japanese entertainment. Good thing that doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716538
it'll be ogey

[Anonymous No.]

JUST THE TIP

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>>4716621
It would be like an American watching a Japanese anime that solely exists to reference other pieces of Japanese media that the watcher hasn't ever heard of before.

[Anonymous No.]

>just the tip
Good taste in TV confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716538
Pardun?

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>>4716621
Nah it's comparable to a westoid trying to understand jap internet culture. Both can't understand each other

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is brainless bros?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura makes gorilla breaths lmao

[Anonymous No.]

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716675
It's a good thing Gintama doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716621
Yea, that would be a really boring stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716675
Lots of Americans liked Pop Team Epic though

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716797
First of all, she's not a bro

[Anonymous No.]

>There's a brown among us
cool it with the racism gura

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not a numberfag but I'm impressed she's been at 33,000 viewers consistently this stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4717307
It's thanks to me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura can handle big swords, we're gonna make it lads

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm a big shark
>4'7"
Manlet bros... we have a chance.

[Anonymous No.]

C W I S P Y

[Anonymous No.]

>>4717307
I love gura's numbers

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716682
She's a boomer confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4717763
She's said multiple times she's not a boomer, she's ancient. Remember she's over 9900 years old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715701
To be fair Pika loved Charles since the start.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4715766
Imma need a source for this, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

See what happens when her viewer count goes above 20k? Chat is full of morons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718057
RFA video description

[Anonymous No.]

Why are chumbuds fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

anyone enjoying this stream with lots of references?

also, GURA CUTE

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>>4718297
>GURA CUTE
GURA CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718297
I'm particularly enjoying the starfox references no-one else seems to be picking up on

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718297
Judging by 30k watchers, many do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718297
Like another anon said it feels like a watchalong, it's super cozy.

[Anonymous No.]

>Amelia Esteban

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>>4718592
This stream is like a neverending reference and injoke stream. Gura is enjoying it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718131
Of the picture, not the quote.

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[Anonymous No.]

Gura is cuter than usual today. I never would have expected her to enjoy this game so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718737
Erectus

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718785
I was just about to post that she is cuter than usual today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4718885
That's how Gura gets me.

[Anonymous No.]

they arr rook same

[Anonymous No.]

>>4716124
Pekora scheduled it before Gura even started,

[Anonymous No.]

Why are we still here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719864
Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719864
Just to cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719864
Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719864

[Anonymous No.]

>>4719902
Same

[Anonymous No.]

absolutely kino watchalong stream

[Anonymous No.]

schedule is gonna be A LITTLE WEIRD!

[Anonymous No.]

The shork was cute and I had a lot of fun.

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>>4720363
same

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was cute today!

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, she stayed at 20k+ the whole stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>5 hours of gura
>its nearly 6am
>I have work in 3 hours
>I've been holding in a piss for 2
>I don't regret a thing
I love her so much bros, I don't think I can keep this up

[Anonymous No.]

I love her so much I can't take it.

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>>4720460
I was so captivated with the soul that I didn't realise it's almost 6am

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>>4720460
You can, believe in yourself, Cumbud - as I believe in you.

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura! Gura is cute!

[Anonymous No.]

She's a gift in this troubled world of ours.

[Anonymous No.]

She was extra cute tonight and had lots of fun! I'm looking forward to what she has planned for tomorrow as well.

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>>4720309
It sounds like no streams Tues, Wed or Sat, and only maybe streams Thursday and Sunday, but most likely a stream Friday and big things happening next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720633
It's honestly hard to imagine life without her now. She's such a constant source of positive energy and joy for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720633
If there's such a thing as a gift from God it's her.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>4718297
>Could have hit a Ben Drowned reference with the MM death
>Instead they used my favorite quote from the Light of Courage

I can't hate the game solely based on that.

[Anonymous No.]

Most importantly, did she herself have fun? We are addicts here at this point annd go along with anything, but how it was for her?

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>>4720460
I always do this, but it means my whole sleep schedule is changed in order to watch gura. I'm starting work in an hour

We EU anons are born to suffer

[Anonymous No.]

This stream unfortunately showed me that Gura just isn't cute
she's absolutely adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720836
She had legitimate fun brother

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>>4720836
She wouldn't' have gone 5 hours and watched all the scenes if she wasn't enjoying it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720836
She clearly had fun, even if there were things she didn't get there were also plenty of references she understood and got a good laugh out of.

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>>4720826
I want her to play a Kirby game on stream

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>>4720836
She had fun indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros, im starting to feel the effects of eating some bad chipotle bowl. I think i'm gonna be sick

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720836
She wouldn't have finished the whole thing if she wasn't having fun. It was a win-win tonight. And now I sleep. Love you Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like Gura was talking about traveling. That much time and she’s not sure? Gawr Gura going to Japan boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721017
GURA IVE GOT FOOD POISONING, LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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>>4721045
Unlikely that she's traveling, and zero chance she could be going to Japan and only miss 3 days of streaming. Probably just birthday preparations, she sounded excited for what she had planned next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720785
After Gura's stream, I go to sleep in a good mood and wake up in a good mood, which is a massive life upgrade.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721017
What does this have to do with Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721017
Go throw up, the sooner you do it the sooner you'll feel better

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721017
go upchuck or blow it out the other end, drink lots of water, and rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721123
maybe shes gonna stream from cover offices to prepare for her 3d debut

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721045
Doubt it, she definitely seems to have stuff lined up BEFORE her birthday too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721157
Gura eats stale food, just like me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721045
three days is enough time to check into the hotel, unpack, pack, and fly home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721017
Hey, that was me earlier. Spilled my guts out for like 4 hours but feel better now. Could also just be rapid onset gura withdrawals. Feel better bro

[Anonymous No.]

>Should we keep playing?
Though that's my queue to have a nap
>sleep for three hours
>streamed 6 minutes ago
O-okay

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys also feel your love for Gura getting stronger with every stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4720836
She was in a great mood today. Great to see her so chipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721201
I do believe that she'll debut her 3D this year, but doing that in the next few weeks is too fast. I think she's working on her merchs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721336
Depends on my mood

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721336
Not just every stream. Every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721336
yes

[Anonymous No.]

I had to miss out on the entire stream because of friend obligations. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that it was good and that I should catch the vod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721619
It was fantastic Anon. You won't regret watching.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721450
EN 3D debut probably won't be until after ID gen1 since they've announce plans for that already. Could still happen this year, but not until winter.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Anonamos_701/status/1401767953054371848?s=19

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So is Gura not going to stream much next week? Oh god I'm going to die from Gura withdrawl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721830
its only 2 or 3 days, bud. we're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721154
I know what you mean. For a long time I've either overslept or woke up with my brain on fire. All that went away thanks to her. I sleep eight hours, I get up motivated, and I have never taken care of myself this well in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721830
I haven't watch half of DMC3, 2/3 of Subnautica and last 3 Hours of Stickmin. I'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721830
Probably not, but its all for a bigger payout in the birthday week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721774
i love these doodles

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721830
It's okay, she's gonna prep something BIG for us.

[Anonymous No.]

I will get very little sleep next week, it seems. Fuck sleep, I sacrifice it to Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721774
Fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds are literal children

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722288
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722288
UOOOOOHHHHH MY CHILD BODY EROTIC!!! ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722288
brb enrolling into kindergarten

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722288
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722288
If only I could go back, I hate having all these health problems now that I'm old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722441
Don't forget food tasting better and things being more enjoyable in general. I cannot even enjoy my hobbies in the same way I used to mere 6 years ago despite health not really barring me from them.
>Okay boomer
Is what Gura would say here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4721228
She's a shark. They eat everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722568
I feel for you brother. I am the same way as you. And Gura would not okay boomer us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722568
Anon I don't know you but all of the things you just described sound a lot like clinical depression. It's a change in brain chemistry, not just feeling sad, so it's not easy to shake. How's your diet? Do you exercise? Have you been abusing substances to cope?

I've been there. It's not a good place to go, and I don't want anyone else going there either.

[Anonymous No.]

So, what do you think she will play tomorrow? I wouldn't be surprised if she decided to continue subnautica

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722766
It's just old age setting in, anon. But we are not that old yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722766
Been there too, mental health and substance abuse landed me in the hospital for a few weeks about 2 months ago. Still currently in an intensive out patient program and about 45 days clean so far. Things are getting better every day and watching Gura is only helping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722771
she said she want to read sc tomorrow, so I expect it would be short game. either minecraft or super mario 3D

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>>4722884
I'll take your word on that, but just be careful. Depression's a bottomless pit that you have to claw your way out of.
>>4722961
I'm glad to hear you're recovering Anon. It takes a strong will to make it back. Be very proud of yourself.

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>>4722766
>It's a change in brain chemistry
The aging, anon, the aging does that. Lower levels of hormones and neuromediators in brain.
Regeneration of small injuries isn't as fast anymore, reaching down for a mug wrong or yawning with your head sideways can land you a chiropractor visit, your taste buds wear out (is why adults can't understand how children can't stand certain foods), even your fucking fingerprints wear down, enough for needing double-take on sticked pages etc. The sense of adventure and magic in simple things is gone, inflation of happiness happens.

You can always make your health and mental state worse by wrong lifestyle, but it doesn't stay the same and anyone that suggests that it does is retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722989
I originally figured she could go with minecraft as well but I forgot about super mario, that could be good. I don't really care what she plays i'm just happy she plans on streaming tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723051
>Be very proud of yourself.
I'm trying to be, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723056
Great description, that's exactly how it is. The only cure is to move around a lot and lift. Claw some of the test back.

[Anonymous No.]

i want gura to bite me with her sharp teeth

[Anonymous No.]

>>4722771
I hope she does play Subnautica, it was fun to watch. Not a scary game btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723230
>lift
Always do spine MRI and consult a doctor before doing that, your bones and cartilage are probably not the same they used to be and you'll just make it worse without proper preparations.

Despite nutrition being cheap today, most people are deficient in vitamins and microelements, leading to weak bones and protrusions.

I hate it when general advice to 25-30+ is
>just lift bro

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723446
You don't have to lift heavt and form is paramount, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Just starting my VOD reps, how was the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723486
Anons say it was glorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723486
really funny and cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723533
I was just able to catch last 10 minutes and 30k+ people were still watching after 5 hours so it must be testament to how glorious it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723297
Based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4723297
same