/hag/ - Magic Edition

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Thread #198
Previous Thread >>46817376

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What should be on the #200 Thread OP?

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Happy Easter! I hope your search for eggs is successful.

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>>46971535
Magic the Haggening

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>>46972208
Happy Easter anon, May God Bless you in this day

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I'm agnostic but Happy Easter anyway.

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I'm deleting some lewds to make space in my hardrive so I guess I'll drop it here
https://files.catbox.moe/85u1vo.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/6ld7en.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/fxcf81.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/bai5z8.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/51n6i5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/id4a7s.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/9fs3vx.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/404mvs.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/dbzqfa.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/a2psdh.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/sjlt5q.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/36day9.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/8u40dq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ckkjp0.jpg

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>>46970539
What about Ars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me6L7LX-9X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUsPtb-8veg

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>>46973985
Is she back from her hiatus?

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>>46973431
>deleting the fumihiko lewds first
understandable

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>>46974218
don't know much about ars but she's playing in Vsaikyo with Astel and Asumi so i've been seeing her streaming apex recently

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>>46975164
I actually love fumihiko stuff (when he doesn't draw gangbangs)

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>>46975678
he can be hit or miss for me. his facial expressions either help me cum buckets or i start giggling cause they're so over the top

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>>46976213
For me they're pure sex, mostly because I tend to do silly faces too

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I know we often get hot-blooded here out of passion and love and lust, but always consider the stamina of your hagwife before doing anything serious or strenuous with her

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>>46971670
lets try to do something fun, reply to this post with the best/funniest hag posts you know and i'll just make a collage or something, if we get enough replies i'll have it ready for tomorrow

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SENCHOU I WILL FULFILL YOUR WISH FOR A FAMILY, JUST GIVE ME A FEW YEARS TO GET A STABLE CAREER

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>>46976777
>takes an hour and a half to cum once
>half a shot glass of cum
>done for the night
Don't insult Botan by implying her stamina is as low as mine.

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>>46975678
Same, his squirting or gape ones are top tier

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>>46976911
I'll post some old greentext then

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>>46975261
>Albio gets to suck on these every night
God, he is so lucky...

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hags will always be the top in their ships

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>>46979009
But that's not how it works...

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>>46979009
She got worse. It's fucking over koronesuki

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>>46978226
>The entirely of my lower body will be engulfed in Senchou's hag ass while railing her
Holy fuck just imagine how loud those claps are

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>>46979009
>Korone riding non stop for hours her sweaty fit hag body not knowing when to quit

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https://voca.ro/17D0mVgYbCuE

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>>46977059
I'm 5 years younger than Senchou but I will fulfill her wish and make her happy

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>>46979444
Her command of core strength and hag abs must mean she can squirt pretty hard

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Now with 2x more hag flavor!

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I end with this funny post I think from the /jp/ days. I have some greentexts/pastas but I guess if it's not a sc of the original post then it doesn't make sense to add them in a collage

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>>46980047
When I saw this live I just wanted to hug her and never let her go. She's so precious...

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>>46980216
You can know a lot about a haggot by asking where does he shop

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>>46980100
>had low blood pressure my whole childhood
>got pneumonia and almost kicked a bucket
>blood pressure normalized somehow(?)
Nature sure works in mysterious ways. I hope Pochi outlives me.

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Why is she like this

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>>46981300
Same, in five years, the way things are going...
>Captcha: J4HAG
>Jacking for hags
Pottery.

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Not a virgin but fucked only thrice 5 years ago and never been in a relationship. So I guess I'm kinda on the same spot

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>>46981797
Same
Haven’t done it in so long or had a relationship in a while combined with anxiety makes me kinda worried any hag I’ll get with will think I’m a virgin

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>>46982012
To be honest, being a virgin is not a problem and I think it should stop be considered embarrasing. You should only lose it with someone you love. thing that 90% don't do anymore. The real problem is being a novice in dating. A woman that is shy, doesn't know how to talk to men and is kinda dumb in romance is cute, A man that is all that? It's gross.
I'm really fucked by this, can't talk to people, less women

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I want a wife like Kurokami
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NW0QJH_79hg

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>>46982345
What would Nemesis be like as a wife?

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>>46982491
She would try to make you have sex with her in front of her white haired sister

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>>46982511
Diabolical. Truly an irredeemable monster.

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>>46980191
anything goes honestly, you can post them if you think they're good

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>>46982101
>can't talk to people, less women
I have a little strategy that works really well for that. I see everyone on this Earth as just people. No matter the social status, sex, age or anything.
Once you realise that EVERYONE alive is going through tough times/wants to fit in/you name it you'll see a huge boost in confidence as you're able to talk to people that don't even speak your own language with no issues whatsoever. Godspeed hagbro!

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>>46982101
Girls being dumb in romance isn’t cute either, dated a girl in college that was approaching hag age and she got all her info from her single mom, asked me once how many dates does it take before I marry a girl (apparently she thought it was 3), had no knowledge of sex cause her mom didn’t let her go to sex ed (never even masturbated) and acted like a immature 14 year old when it came to love, her next bf was abusive and controlling and she thought him threatining to kill me and finding my phone number through her contacts and vandalizing my dorm just cause I hung out with her as friends still was him “overreacting”

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how's your Easter going haggots?

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>>46982909
Good food, good wine, tomorrow BBQ and more wine. It's going great!

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>>46982860
She would be cute if you were her first boyfriend, I dont buy the she didnt know excuse when she already dated someone before you. Probably was pretending

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>>46982850
I think that too. But when the time to talk comes, I cant think of anything to say or if I talk I do it too fast and no one understands me. Even with my friends I have to repeat myself kek.

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>>46982491
She’d be tsundere in public but in bed be loyal and passionate to make up for all the times you lusted over Fubuki instead of realizing who really was into you:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQqRC2IITRhNzzqe_UvBgdec_Kf5H0yzTRp01DnBsqE97MnJt2u1p5JWnNrkaSwxuy1tzpbSUpdrlNQ/pub

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>>46983128
>if I talk I do it too fast and no one understands me
Again, that's being anxious. Remember: you don't need to always impress others, even if you don't have many topics you can still make them worth people listening to you if you talk about them in a way that shows that you're passionate about them, not just by stumbling over words or stuff like that. Or if you fear to not have any topics just bounce off someone else's. Ask them questions and you may even end up with more knowledge or a new hobby to talk about in the future. Keep it calm and collected and I'll promise you'll get better!

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>>46983036
I was her first bf, she was sheltered af from a christian school, taught her basically everything about sex and the only dicks she saw were in medical anatomy books
Made her squirt once and she got all embarrassed cause she thought she pissed on my bed
Kinda regret letting her go but we didn’t gel at the time, my depression and anxiety pushed her away plus she had medical issues that got worse
She changed her phone number after her new bf and deleted all social media so have no way of contacting her, she’d be about 38 now

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>>46983495
>you don't need to always impress others
I mean if you're trying to meet a girl for the first time you really have to do it. Anyways, thanks for the good words
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Food is alrigh, kind of unhealthy I hope it doesn't make me die on the toilet at night

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>>46983574
Also can’t watch Watame cause her favorite animal was a sheep and it reminds me of her
She said one of the reasons why she fell in love with me cause I had curly fluffy hair like a sheep

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>>46971535
>playing games from their childhood with hags

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>>46983696
You really fucked up big. But you aren't the first one to throw away the oportunity of a hag wife. I would kill for a woman who's virgin and want to marry

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>>46983778
I love that /pol/ka anon, he does really cool stuff

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>>46983602
>trying to meet a girl for the first time you really have to do it
I don't think so. I'm not as good looking as I was back in the day but one thing got better with time and that was my attitude and it fucking worked because I had way more relationships later in life than when I was supposed to get more girls because of looks but was terribly shy. The second I stopped trying to impress the girls at every step and being afraid to say the wrong thing I became a lot smoother. Try and work on it. If it doesn't work you can still blame me and curse my name till the end of days

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>>46983831
He's my true kamioshi!

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>>46983602
i agree with >>46983602 the faster you give up trying to impress people, the more they'll flock to you. could come of as cringe or overwhelming especially to new people if you're putting up a front. "just be yourself" sounds so cliché but it's true. i think one of the most attractive qualities a man or a woman can have is self confidence

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>>46984304
>self confidence
sadly you obtain that by having success on your kid and teen days. I failed at everything at that time. "be yourself" just works when you're a total functional man. When you're socialy retarded "just be yourself" means stay on a corner and don't talk to anybody

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>>46984435
Not trying to black pill or nothing like that, just saying the true. Still I WILL improve myself, I WILL try harder and I WILL GET A HAG WIFE. AMÉN

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I wish I had a hag to teach me the ropes when I was younger

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>>46984435
>sadly you obtain that by having success on your kid and teen days
I won't pretend to know your situation, only you can after all. But I can tell you that a very good way to grow as a person is step out of what makes you comfortable and hitting your head a couple of times, so I'm not preaching the "be yourself" mantra, which imo is total bs.
It won't be pretty, it won't be easy, but the longer you sit on it the worse is going to be. Keep at anon. If I was able to make it you can too!

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I wish I had a hag to hug me when I was younger

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okay hagbros, to celebrate the 200th /hag/ thread it'll either be a really big collage or a video montage, whichever (you) want

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>>46984932
Video would be amazing!

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>>46984932
Video would be kino and probably easier to make

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>>46983802
>opens the letter
>"I love...
>...Inui Toko, can you introduce me to her?"

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>>46985117
On the other hand, collage can be made into next op pic.

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>>46984435
like the other anon said, i'm not gonna pretend to know your situation but for me it was all fake it till you make it baby. eventually it'll become your truth. just get comfortable with yourself. self love can hugely boost your confidence. also wanted to add best way to get close to someone is just get to know them. shoot for friendship before romance every time. best relationships start out that way. if you can't think of what to say then just ask them about themselves. most people like talking about themselves. you're gonna make it brother i promise
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a hag mv would be dope

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>>46985492
next thread is #199, this is for the #200 OP, which I guess would be in 4,5 days? Threads usually last 2 days and 3 days in really slow days

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after careful consideration I've concluded that I'll just do both a collage and a video, that said it would be of much help if everyone dumped all the hag content (videos, pics and even music) they have to make my life a bit easier.
Also, we've gotta choose a song for the mv

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>>46985604
>hag content
Fate truly works in mysterious ways, instead of usual art posting anon decided to dump general stuff like threadshots and whatnot. As for the music, well, we should first decide if we'll go with serious or comedic tone.

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>>46985759
I'd say we go for a more comedic approach

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>>46985604
With songs you could really anything with a good beat, doesn't need hag related lyrics, but anyways here some hags songs that I found in spotify when looking at stuff for the league
Older Woman by Dead Cat Bounce
Older Woman by Bugaloos
Born Too Late by The Poni-Tails
Older Woman by Benny Hill (a funny one)
Older Woman by Jason Grandy
Older Woman (66) by GoBoy

Include the first threads OPs on the video for nostalgia trip use this archiver
https://archive.palanq.win/vt

You can do a video like >>46985496
with mostly hags pictures or you can do something like what /lig/ did for a hype video
https://mega.nz/folder/c8t3jIaI#4uaIyJqTEv1DII-e4IIRfQ/folder/ExlygZqK

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>>46985604
how about a hag sagger anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dI6fLQzqFs
also linking the best holo version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO90m2RtAHE&t=92s

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>>46986006
That's a good song to make a video like >>46985496 but full of big saggy hag tits

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>>46985862
Hmm, that's tough. Had to look here and there. Some of them will hardly fit the mood.
>Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson
Might be too random
>Santana - Smooth
Old but gold.
>Righteous Brothers - Unchained Melody
This one fills feels pretty comedic in a way but lyrics are solid

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this literally says I want gaijin dick, so it may be useful

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Also there's some hag builds in yubicraft, if you want I could go and take some screenshots later
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>>46986253
as a sag fanatic, i'm down but we'll just have to leave it to the anon that's putting it together since he's doing all the work
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a sex song like smooth would be dope too

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>>46986495
Yeah, just like this 僕のちんちんは小さいです
means my gaijin dick is huge

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>>46986006
Love saggy hag tits
Would contribute but most of my sag pics are nsfw catbox material of Toko

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it'll be a mix between Smooth (for the sex montage), Chichi wo Moge (for the "funny" part) and Older Woman by Dead Cat Bounce (as the closing), probably won't use the full songs but aye, now I only need more greentexts, pics and things alike, I can search all the lewd art myself
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It's a fact that during intercourse, fennecs get locked together in what we call the "copulation tie". The male penis gets locked inside the female fennec's vagina to secure a safe cum transfer. However, unlike most canids who only get locked in for a minute; fennecs can be locked for up to 2h45.

Just imagine getting to finally sheath your engorged penis inside Polka's tight pussy, only for her to suddenly clamp it down like a lobster holding a knife. Some would try to pull out and wrongly so, as their poor penis won't budge from the sheer strength of Polka's vaginal muscles.

Some other people would be turned on by that, thinking "I'm not locked in with her, she's locked in with me.... Right?". Turns out that while it may seem like an enjoyable moment for the first 20 minutes, they would quickly realize that the sexual drive of a horny Polka is a force to be reckoned with.

You'd try to pound her, play around with her large, perky breasts; but soon enough you'll feel your strength getting sucked away by the cum inquisition that is her vagina. You'll begin by trying to pull out, telling her "that's enough", but she won't have it; she'll keep going. She'll use the strength of her gigantic thighs to flip you on the ground; pulling extremely hard on your manhood and causing tremendous pain. She'll get in a cowgirl position and keep on ruthlessly draining your seeds while laughing maniacally. All this for nearly 3 hours

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>>46987325
Some pixiv tags to help you /hag/chads or just your jp reps
ババア/BBA= hag
アラサー=woman around her 30’s
アラフォー=woman around her 40’s
陰毛=pubes
ラブ握り=handholding
種付けプレス=mating press
孕ませ=impregnation
中出し=creampie
発情=in heat
妊婦=pregnancy
妊娠線=pregnancy stretch marks
受精=fertilizing her eggs
母乳=lactation
乳吸い=breast sucking
母性的女体=MILF
ママ=mama/mommy
熟女=mature female
むちむち=plump/soft body
垂れ乳=saggy tits
剛毛=thick pubes (lit. “bristle”)
黒乳首=dark nipples
巨乳輪=large areolae
潮吹き=squirting (lit. “spouting water” as in from a whale’s blowhole)
おねショタ = oneshota = young boy with older woman.
おばショタ = obashota = young boy with WAY older woman
先生×生徒 = teacherxstudent
母子相姦 = mother and child
授乳 = breastfeeding
授乳手コキ = nursing handjob

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btw /vt/ main team is about to play, HAG LOVE scored yesterday, let's see what she got for today
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

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Hag Test
https://rentry.org/vpi2n

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It's not called "seething" or being a "dogfucker".
It's called being a committed fan to the holoFightZ universe, you stupid faggots. Korone had a fucking storyline going as the heel and was going to finish her revenge arc, but no, the OP has a fucking massive boner for EN and decided to let Ina win for literally zero reason.
It's just sad that good writing and story-telling and world-building is ruined by one fucking mistake. Ina didn't deserve to win at all against Korone because
1. She's not a well-fleshed out character yet. No storyline. Just bullshit, cheap wins against midcarders because OP is probably a takoshitter.
2. Korone had her own storyline and she's an established wrestler in the industry
3. Korone literally beat Luna in her prime, she's much better than Ina in that sense. If you compare Korone's all time peak to Ina there's no comparison.

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>>46987569
Wrong thread.

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>>46987597
It still kinda related, a lot of hagchads in HolofightZ chat.

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>>46987245
good shit. i won't be around too long for the rest of today but drop suggestions in case there's anything in specific that you're looking for so we can share

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The Hagchad’s Creed
This is my hag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hag is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my hag is useless. Without my hag, I am useless. I must fuck my hag true. I must fuck straighter than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and I know that what counts in life is not the rounds I fire inside her, the noise of our lovemaking, nor how many kids we make. We know that it is eachother that counts. We will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as I [am human], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a husband. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes. I will keep my hag clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before the honorable Abe Shinzo, I swear this creed. My hag and I will repopulate the country. We are the masters of the birthrate. We are the saviors of our lives.
So be it, until all hags are bred and there is no enemy, but peace!

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You know, TikTok can be good sometimes

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>>46987766
Hags who are in heat right now given their animal counterparts:
Mio: January-April
Fubuki: March-April
Lui: early spring
Botan: any time
Watame: any time
Korone: every 6 months
The only hags who are in heat during their birthdays are Koyori and Polka
That means pure coyote and fennec sexual energy is being emitted to everyone that comes to or watches their birthday live

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Friendly reminder that you can buy Toko’s tail to snuggle with right now

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>>46987245
In all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor’d with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc’d may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro’ more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin’d to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!
-Benjamin Franklin

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the lewd part will mostly be mio botan and fubuki but if you really want a hag in there tell me

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>>46989916
Korone and Lui

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>>46989916
Koyori

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Could the anon putting this together make one collective post regarding requirements so we know what to send each thread?

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>>46992494
I just need screenshots, greentexts, webms and funny pics, everything else is already done

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>>46992567
I'll try to dump once I get back home then

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>>46989916
i wish i had some sex webms of this chocolate elf but she's too much of a goof

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last request from me, try to keep all the threads left alive so i can have more time to make the video

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bunch of art, webms, screenshots, and soundposts i threw in. Also included the mega folder of hag emotes
https://litter.catbox.moe/euyx4x.zip

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>>46980785
Not all of us.
Some of us are just happen to be that age.

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I created Polka in Soulcalibur VI using
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8MfoXPYnMw as a guide while changing the bracelets and making Polka more thicc

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i don't want to timeloop but is A-chan a hag? I'm on her watchalong stream and I haven't heard her voice in a while, she's got a pretty thick accent it's itching at me and I'm attracted

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>>47016907
>first half of the tweet
bummer
>"be a good boy"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MY DICK. something about getting called a good boy by a hag who knows she's got me in the palm of her hand

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>>47011948
Imagine the weight on my face

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>>47023781
>only hag older than me
Same.

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>>47024456
Those are some hefty knockers and I bet the chocolate elf smells really good too

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>>47023013
She should be roughy the same age as Sora-san

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>>47034166
sex

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>>47035882
Do NOT procreate with elves

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>>47037456
Procreate with elves furiously

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>>47034166
I want this elf hag to sexually harass me and manhandle my body whenever she feels horny.

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>>47037456
its okay, i won't tell her about my vasectomy and i'll subtly gaslight her into believing that it's because of her age but at the same time encourage her to keep trying so we can continue having 6 hour creampie marathons

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Puyo Puyo Tetris tournament is about to begin. The hags participating are Sora, AZKi, Korone, Polka, Aki, Fubuki, Marine, Lui and Koyori

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>>47041630
I doubt she can even find your excuse of a dick after a vasectomy kek, you just got a troon operation, better start dressing as a chick faggot

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>>47041997
Is the actual tourney today? i think they're just pulling lottery for the match ups

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>>47042137
Actually I have no idea, they never mentioned taking more than one day buy Sora has a stream in 15 minutes so...

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I like the png trophies and all but cant they buy a real trophy and give it to the winner? They arent expensive at all

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>>47042262
up to pekkers. the gloating after this tourney will be a good enough prize
>>47042194
if i recall correctly the actual matches are gonna be on 4/16

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>>47042087
This is what mental illness looks like.

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>>47043487
Yeah, cutting your dick is mental ilness

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Some hag matches on the first stage

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>>47044353
A vasectomy is tying your tubes so you become sterile, your dick is still there, a penectomy is where they chop your dick off

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>>47044353
That's not what a vasectomy is. All it does is disconnect the vans defrens from the balls. Hell, there's been cases where it's healed and the guy starts being fertile again. By the by you can still cum but your semen won't have any sperm in it.

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>>47044402
A block is gonna be a wash. B and D blocks are gonna be interesting since both have strong competitors who’ve been grinding. I have no clue about C block

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don’t entertain shitheads, love hags. we’re about reach a milestone soon so let’s keep the threads good

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>>47044760
What are you smoking? I don't see any shitheads.

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>>47044998
Unironically numales are shitheads
>>47044661
Is Korone good? I cant remember how good is she, I worry about my Pol

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last chance to post something for the video, i'll have it finished by tomorrow

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What did we before for the 100th?

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>>47045137
People educating a dumbass like yourself aren't shitheads. You seem to suffer from being terminally online. I suggest you go outside and find a nice hag before it's too late. By the way esl-kun, it's unironic not unironically. You need a better English teacher too, it seems.

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>>47045196
nothing really, we started counting the threads not too long ago so we missed some milestones

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>>47045284
You fell for the castrate yourself meme. Not my fault you're a cuck that cant satisfy women and its afraid of kids.
>>47045196
Nothing, we started counting the threads this year

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>>47045137
at playing tetris? she’s decent. playing tetris against someone else? not so good. she short circuits real easy when a lot of trash gets sent her way and doesn’t have too much tech to counter. i was hoping she’d reach out to sui for some coaching but idk if there’s enough time left. my bets are on friend taking the block

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>>47045493
You only do the procedure if you either don’t want kids (minority) or you’re done with having kids and don’t wanna make anymore (most who do it)

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>>47045493
At this point I just feel sorry for you. The internet has warped your mind.

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>>47045831
I don't feel sorry at you at all, it's actually hilarious what you did to yourself.

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>>47045506
Pol is also... not very good at pvp, I guess the match will be decided by who commits less mistakes

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>>47045972
Anon, at what point did I mention that I got a vasectomy? The answer is that I didn't and I'm not planning to ever get one. I am genuinely baffled by your posts. They're so detached from reality that it sounds like a twitter user is writing them.

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>>47046517
I was the one that initially made the flare post and it was just fun posting. i knew not to respond as soon as I saw the word troon. you’re just asking for a headache by trying to reason with him

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>>47046897
Good point. Have fun during your six hour creampie marathon!

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>>47047129
Yessirrrrr, a creampie for each of my hag loving brothers

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I think we don't really talk enought about Korone's big puppy feeders

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>>47047519
>24 posters
Good luck anon! Your dick is going to shrivel up and die when you two are done kek

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>>47047584
I keep mentally thinking Okayu's are bigger but they aren't. Guess she has to make up for only having two like a person.

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I bet they're saggy too

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>>47047584
Agreed, I bet her milk is sweet and full of nutrients since she takes such good care of her body
>>47047749
you would think so but this usually isn’t a problem! Flare does some ancient family ritual on me and I’m always raring to go after that. I think she calls it “rustic trombonis” or something like that

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>>47048448
SO do we got art of either of them packing double or triple deckers?

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>>47048868
I haven't saw anything like that, even when she's draw as a furry. But there must be some art piece like that lost in the internet without any tags

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>>47044600
>there's been cases where it's healed and the guy starts being fertile again
Now that's some A+ genetics.

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>>47048840
>Flare does some ancient family ritual on me and I’m always raring to go after that
Sneaky elves and their dick-reviving rituals

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>>47048868
The only multibreast chuuba arts I have are AI.
Anyway from what I remember:
2: Watame, Chloe, Kanata (if gorilla), Fauna (if horse)
2 or 4: Nene (if seal)
4: Noel, Botan, Fauna (if deer)
6: Nene (if bear)
6 or 8: Okayu
8 or 10: Mio, Korone, Fubuki, Polka, Koyori
10: Baelz
12: Kanata (if hamster)

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>>47049511
Can you post some of the best hags one? use catbox

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Did the post with the zip full of hag stuff got deleted? I was curious about what it had

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>>47050120
You’re right, fuck I didn’t even get a chance to download it

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>>47049620
"Best" here is relative. I've never personally been able to make a MB on purpose or by accident, hag nor non-hag.
https://files.catbox.moe/92vska.png

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>>47051324
Maybe we need a dumber AI which doesn't exactly understand how tits and the body works to make that

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>>47051656
or we need to comission a degenerate artist

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>>47052775
SO recruit from a /d/rawthread?

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>>47052775
I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry I'm not a furry

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>>47052775
Cute!
>>47052947
>he wouldn't Mio's cookie

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>>47052775
>reads >>47052947
>wat.
>looks at the pic
>see Mio in the mirror
>HOT!
>FurryDoko.png
>see actual Mio
>FML

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>>47052947
>>47053052
>>47053148
This one is also pure sex but the artist fucked up and it really doesn't look like her body is covered on fur
https://files.catbox.moe/18lnya.jfif

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>>47053546
I don't understand why catboax uploads it as jfif and makes you download it when it's a png
https://litter.catbox.moe/vd9s0c.png
Works in litter

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>>47053546
It's a Japanese Kemono style thing. It's very common to have that 'slick' look where it's not obvious fur and without the muzzle it easily could just be bodypaint. Which you know naked bodypaint stuff is it's own kink.

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>>47054504
I follow kemono artists and I wouldn't say it's common, the muzzle it's understandeable but it's coloured like it were fur but there's no fur lines drawn

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>>47053052
I'm afraid to ask but what do you mean by cookie?

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>>47054504
>>47054607
Imagine Sindoll or Dangan doing a Hololive doujin but kemono
Would be hot
But first we need Kawaisaw or Etuzan Jakusui to do one

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>>47055288
it’s a furry/zoo slang for a canine vagina cause it’s shaped like a fortune cookie, “Damn, Korone has a fat cookie on her”

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>>47055288
Red rocket goes into fortune cookie.
Canids have triangular vulvae that vaguely resemble a fortune cookie in appearance.

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>>47055754
>>47055905
I kinda want to ask for proof, but I’m scared I’ll end up finding it hot

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>>47055905
Korone's red rocket...

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Pochi Update :
She's still alive and recording something?
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1645459983860109313

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Koone.

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>>47060864
Yep, that's a dog

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>>47061056
Is it weird I think her girlfriend is hotter?

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>>47061234
yes.

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>>47061343
Maybe I'm just a cat person, considering my hagshi is Buttons and all.

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>>47056707
just search for canine_pussy on e621

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>>47061234
I like to think you get 2 for the price of one

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>>47061403
>>47061434
See this would make me like Okayu more

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>>47061403
Cats are great, shame there’s not many feline hags, they’re so much more affectionate
I wish Noraneko was a hag

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>>47061434
Breed hag doog while fatto catto gets to watch
4 more years until she gets allowed to be bred

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>>47061569
>4 more years
That's a lie, right?

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>>47061713
No, catto has about 4 years left until full ripening

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>>47061804
The longest 4 years in my life...

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>>47061804
Wait, didn't she say she was 26 a while back on stream?!

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>>47062230
Anon... 26+4=30

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>>47062260
No, I mean wasn't that stream at least 2 years old?
Am I imagining things again?

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>>47062349
I remember that stream and I think it was from last year

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>>47062526
Oh well... It's not like I already have a hagshi or anything...

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...sensei?

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>>47063681
>Make a pure sex hag design
>Only use it on page one and draw the most basic black hair girl in the story of doujinshi, I swear the girl looks like those basedjack memes

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>>47064757
i can work with this hag design

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>>47064757
Sex with fat clown.

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Is there really no love for Niji hags other than Toko here?

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>>47066120
yes but they’re not shilled as much
based Fumi enjoyer
love her because she’s friends with my Niji oshi

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>>47066120
You can post your hagshi whenever. Nobody is stopping you. Who knows, maybe someone will pick her

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>>47066120
Most Niji enjoyers are in the niji threads, only toko fans sticked around

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They glow in the dark

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"Are? An old lioness like me?" Y/N

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>>47067481
>>47067440
Forgot image AND link, Jesus.

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>>47066120
FUMI LOVE

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>>47055754
>>47055905
>>47061425
Checked it out of curiosity and you weren't kidding about the fortune cookie thing

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>>47067481
I would fuck Botan into oblivion

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I love hag threesomes so much

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>>47068119
Imagine the godly taste of absolutely everything there

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>>47067540
I'm gonna tear that knife out of her hand and use it to rip her clothes off and impregnate her. Also that choker will break when I shove myself deep inside her throat.

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>>47072126
Get down with the clown y/n?

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>>47074267

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>>47074675

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>>47074267
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/live/PMAhDSAhcnI?feature=share&t=1468

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>>47075026
God I wanna motorboat Polka’s flab so bad
and stick my dick in her bellybutton

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>>47075026
Updated

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>>47061507
>I wish Noraneko was a hag
the world wouldn't be able to handle that
>>47076040
holy. shit.

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>>47077019
>holy. shit.
Polka is the only hag I would let on top

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>>47077302
>he wouldn't let botan destroy his hips
weak

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>>47053546
>>47053907
because it is in fact a JPG, not a PNG. why did I open that...
>that filename
you fuck...I'm going to sleep

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>>47077390
Botan does nothing to me, though maybe because I never watched her but by model alone she's pretty down on the list

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>>47077482
damn, sorry to hear that you like cock anon...

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>>47077606
Me too. This comes as a complete surprise to me

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>>46985496
I should re-encode this now that we can use VP9 and have a 4 MB limit...I wonder if I still have the original mp4

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>>47081374
update: I still have them. give this tired old hag of a computer an hour, kek

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>>47082829
good stuff anon, that edits one of my favorites

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Can we end the thread with some hag feet?

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>>47084143
I didn't even make it! Just the soundpost version. That extra megabyte + VP9 make less of a difference than I thought they would though.
there's a part 2 as well

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>>47086090
I wonder who made it. I remember I was the one that asked if it was possible to make a soundpost of it, and some anon thought I was the creator kek, the first time I saw it someone just posted without saying anything so it was probably a repost. This webm may be older than /hag/ maybe it's from /jp/

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>>47086045
feet aren't really my thing but sure, why not. for you anon

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>>47086291
I love anything body part as long as it's a hag

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>>47086229
lmao the last time I was around here fairly regularly was last winter, so I remember you asking about it, and me encoding it, rather vividly. I thought you made it kek, so that anon was probably me
I came back because I started forgetting who the ripe cakes were after marine /became/ a hag. and proclaiming hag love is luckily something that doesn't have to be contained to a single thread. hag love
some frames do look noticeably better but it's a wash. I might run it with the obnoxious AF 0.1 fps settings overnight but at a bitrate this squashed I doubt it'd make a difference. would heat my room up real nice though.

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>>47086333
what about this part?
https://files.catbox.moe/17ydmf.jpg

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>>47086589
That part was made for my tongue to penetrate

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>>47086090
>use more obnoxious settings
>wait like an hour for the file to come out
>it's smaller with lower bitrate
fuck you too libvpx

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so next thread 199 and after that 200 right?

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>>47089045
Yes, after 198 comes 199

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>>47089219
Thank you professor Doog

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