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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Friday Night Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (global hi beebs) (heimins) (embed) (inbred)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Nana :: $64,126.43
>Chloe :: $13,062.53
>Lui :: $12,501.03

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Suisei :: -$38,727.32
>Kronii :: -$25,475.50
>Moona :: -$21,226.22

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,786.38
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,671.47
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,027.11

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and somebody please dig honk out of whatever hole she fell in.

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>>46825934
kiara?

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Good evening everyone

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>> No.46848548

ohhh I need to funds

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>> No.46859773

Kwab

>> No.46861889

HE HATES US

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 63.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 299,599,175, a change of 0.48% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,744,990. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 24 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 11 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 52):
>Kaoru :: +15.1%
>Ollie :: +8.5%
>Ayame :: +6.9%
>Amelia :: +4.8%
>Ayamy :: +3.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 28):
>Aruran :: -6.7%
>Nana :: -6.1%
>Miyabi :: -5%
>Pochimaru :: -4.2%
>Kronii :: -4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,283,978.77 liquid to start with. This is a change of -0.32% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $13,009,531,184,342.30, a change of -2.52% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,423.12. There are 26 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Suisei's 5-day streak.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 49):
>Nana :: +192.1%
>Ayame & Chloe :: +34.3%
>Astel :: +33.8%
>Lui :: +30.3%
>Pekora :: +28.1%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 31):
>Moona :: -45.2%
>Suisei :: -41.7%
>Sora :: -38.2%
>Kronii :: -37.8%
>Laplus :: -33.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $81.71 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $116.92 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$59.14 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $453.93 Up :: $4,766.29 from adj.
>Nana :: -$338.48 Down :: -$3,554.01 from adj.
>Okayu :: $315.31 Up :: $3,310.75 from adj.
>Botan :: $302.29 Up :: $3,174.02 from adj.
>Moona :: $299.52 Up :: $3,144.91 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $0.45 Up :: $4.71 from adj.
>Fubuki :: -$5.60 Down :: -$58.82 from adj.
>Polka :: $9.61 Up :: $100.89 from adj.
>Mio :: $9.92 Up :: $104.12 from adj.
>Baelz :: -$10.76 Down :: -$112.95 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.46865647

Floor 9

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>>46865647
Already 8.. wonder why its so fast today

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>> No.46868251

>>46866998
dunno how, but it is really zooming...
Floor 8

>> No.46868797

>>46866998
>>46868251
Production Kawaii had their entire most recent gen announce graduation today, by the choice of the gen as a whole.
The official statement is basically "management disagreement", and the talents not only aren't having a graduation stream, but immediately returned to PL accounts on twitter, so rrats are running wild all over the place.

>> No.46870393

>>46868797
Humu. Understandable.
Floor 9

>> No.46875876

don't die
not yet

>> No.46878131

Divs just happened

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Divs

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>>46878819
Divs

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Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.

This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $94,367.76.
This week's Dividend Pool is 2.02% higher last week's pool.
The average payout is $1,179.60 per coin, which is 10.01% over the average of $1,072.31.
29 coins were over the Average Payout this week.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Pekora :: $1494.75 :: 53%
>Hololive :: -$1487.71 :: -19.96%
>Towa :: $1128.13 :: 87.63%
>Kanaeru :: $877.92 :: 33.93%
>Calliope :: -$738.88 :: -24.4%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Rurudo :: -$1.08 :: -1.89%
>Kaoru :: -$1.61 :: -15.5%
>Melfissa :: $2.79 :: 0.74%
>Civia :: $4.41 :: 39.34%
>Nabi :: $5.09 :: 5.54%

Overall Average Dividend Change was $23.41
Average Dividend Increase was $247.22
Average Dividend Decrease was -$250.14

Have a good weekend and enjoy your Friday Night. You've got 1003 cycles left until the next divvies.

>> No.46891071

>>46878819
>>46880259
Money is nice

>> No.46895010

I MISS HONK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>> No.46899285

>>46825934
Can you faggot stop putting the words "hololive" and "global" in these threads that no one gives a shit about? You're fucking up the filter.

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>>46899285
Don't put hololive in a game entirely focused on hololive...

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Psst, hey you, wanna play some mahjong?
Majsoul Friends Room 38161(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38161

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 22)
>Shion :: $52,245.12
>Polka :: $34,445.21
>Kronii :: $20,698.37

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 58)
>Nana :: -$37,881.57
>Marine :: -$25,120.91
>Suisei :: -$20,082.47

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,627.61
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,409.92
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,434.95

Don't get baited and pick up some good deals.

>> No.46901956

>>46899285
i started putting in there precisely cause you fuckers would complain even if it wasnt in there
sincerely fuck you
yours faithfully get rekt dickhead

>> No.46901996

Oh shit music channels have broke again, this might explain why poi is also broken.

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trades

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>>46902623
What the fuck am I even doing

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>>46902623
Reminder for anyone that since music channels are broke, until youtube fixes them you should buy them because they will explode on return.

>> No.46904940

>>46903976
lucky you still has some polka

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>>46899285
wait, what?
>>46825934
>hololive
>(global hi beebs)
KEK
>>46901956
holy fuckin based

>> No.46908347

Floor 9

>> No.46910611

>>46908347
Floor 10

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>>46910611
Who needs floors when you can fly

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>>46825934
>>46840064
>>46845286
>>46851095
Late Friday Night post, it was good friday, got drunk, had a comfy night, eat some pizza.

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>> No.46916588

>>46913188
Haven't seen this one before, pretty cool

>> No.46916970

>>46915588
sex

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Fund Autism for week 42 of funds
Consider buying Weyland-Ayunda as he maxes suisei
Watamates doing well
Liquid% now colour coded ribber for her pleasure
10 minutes left to trade

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>>46919052
Epic

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>>46919052
1/3rd of Weyland-Ayunda is in liquid, I can't buy any more Susei and I'm too lazy to buy anything else. Please stop buying, you're just giving me fee money.

>> No.46922094

>>46921602
price of suisei fertility figurine go down, buy many suisei
weyland basket have many suisei too
buy small fragment of weyland figurine basket
grug make profit

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>slept thru fund buying
>pisstress still bought 1000 shares
>the gap narrows
>>46921602
I only trade in Raymond James like twice a week and pisstress still buys 1000x with my 20% fee

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Welcome newfriends, your emails can now be verified. Now go forth, and bet. and buy my fund

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Hello, trial dev here.
I have got in contact with honk, we are aiming for a return of next weekend (as honks irl obligations are meant to ease up then) with all my code being pushed out then (including the anniversary event). Emails are back up now, anyone that has emailed in has been verified, I will now try to archive search and manually verify everyone else that posted a username. If you want to make my life easier, or haven't posted before, please reply with a username to verify.
-trial dev

>> No.46928033

>>46927846
praise coin jesus

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>>46927846
please verify me, username is Taba

>> No.46928806

>>46928216
I have just realised I thought I had the option to manually verify people in the admin panel, but I was mistaken. As emails are up right now the easiest method is probably recreating the account, I am happy to set your starting balance to your current $1,351,432 if it is lower. Otherwise I will compile a list and hopefully Honk can verify a few people later on.
-trial dev

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>>46928806
Can you like delete the account so I don't have to make a new one

>> No.46929178

>>46927846
Are you guys going to be able to have honk share admin capabilities like pushing updates and verifying accounts or is that something that can't really happen?

>> No.46929381

>>46929137
I have the option to do this, but you should also be able to self delete on the profile page, try doing it via the profile page as I know that method works for sure, if you can't let me know.
>>46929178
That will probably need to be a discussion for next weekend, ideally we would just have verification be automatic, but we shall see.
-trial dev

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HONK LIVES? HONK LIVES
HONK LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVESSSSSS

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>>46929381
Ah yeah, verified and everything now, already bought 10 shares of my oshi

>> No.46930459

So from a quick archive search these are the only ones I remember seeing, all but one of them don't actually have a username though.
>>46611596
>>45963439
>>43810286
>>46614606
Either remake your account (delete via profile page) which will instantly verify you, or reply with your username.
-trial dev

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Is there going to be betting for /vt/ main team divegrass? They play one more friendly tomorrow and they have serious matches starting on April 21st through the weekend.

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>>46930937
I'll put up a bet for the friendly after I'm done with tonight's Numbers Review. Bets for /vt/'s matches in the group stage will happen probably next weekend after divvies go out.

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Honk comes back to life on easter sunday, what are the odds

>> No.46933081

Zhonk rises again on the 100th day

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 65.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 301,380,991, a change of 0.60% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,767,262. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 25 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, breaking Civia's 11-day streak.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Kaoru :: +11.4%
>Moona :: +7.0%
>Ayame :: +6.4%
>Ollie :: +6.1%
>Laplus :: +5.8%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 30):
>Nana :: -8.2%
>Roberu :: -5.0%
>Lui :: -4.4%
>Pochimaru :: -4%
>Sana & Aruran :: -3.9%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,297,065.57 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.02% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $12,984,665,931,942.90, a change of -0.19% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,083.89. There are 26 coins with a value above this average.
>Hololive currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 44):
>Shion :: +111.7%
>Roberu :: +74.9%
>Polka :: +48.4%
>Kronii :: +45%
>Matsuri :: +30.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 36):
>Nana :: -47.6%
>Watame :: -36.7%
>Astel :: -32.9%
>Chloe :: -32.2%
>IRyS :: -31.4%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $90.54 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $143.65 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$79.96 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $562.80 Up :: $6,097.05 from adj.
>Marine :: $494.58 Up :: $5,357.92 from adj.
>Okayu :: $389.87 Up :: $4,223.59 from adj.
>Calliope :: $360.04 Up :: $3,900.42 from adj.
>Watame :: $349.05 Up :: $3,781.39 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Izuru :: $3.96 Up :: $42.92 from adj.
>Nabi :: $4.53 Up :: $49.06 from adj.
>Temma :: -$6.53 Down :: -$70.74 from adj.
>Oga :: -$6.70 Down :: -$72.63 from adj.
>Fubuki :: -$12.76 Down :: -$138.24 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to shitpost responsibly and stay informed.

>> No.46934689

>>46934601
Hiromoot what the fuck did you do to my post

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>>46934689
If olds the Highest Volume of all coins.

>> No.46935337

>>46934916
That's not even where I put the spoiler tag. AND I was using CTRL+S
Literally apparated a new spoiler tag in from nowhere to make a hagchad post.
I kneel I guess?

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>>46927846
RageInTheMist

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>> No.46951868

>>46947988
uoh

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>Honk lives
Following NASFAQ logic, that means the game is about to spike to the fucking moon.
You guys bought honkcoins, right

>> No.46957247

>>46955597
no, im too demoralized to believe...

>> No.46957723

>>46927846
Devs love

>> No.46959084

>>46927846
Wow gotta buy some HOPIUS that chocos will be fixed

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<3

>> No.46964528

ohhh I need to sleep

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>>46927846
THE SEX UPDATE IS REAL

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 35)
>Suisei :: $51,750.83
>Okayu :: $39,777.42
>Calliope :: $32,127.29

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 45)
>Noel :: -$24,996.57
>Amelia :: -$22,676.91
>Nana :: -$22,401.41

Overall Average Adjustment is $628.53
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,638.55
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,601.50

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and NEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

>> No.46973614

>>46972500
Thanks as always!

>> No.46974565

I'll be away for 3 days this week from tomorrow, so someone else will have to bake any breads and help bump

>> No.46975061

>>46974565
Alright, I gotchu.

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I can't fucking believe Neal is a godamn deadbeat.

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>> No.46979066

There is a bet up for /vt/'s friendlies match today against /cm/.

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Alright, so now that we know honk lives and NASFAQ isn't dead, what mechanics updates would you like to see in the next few months?

>> No.46982630

>>46982283
Something that get me money

>> No.46983176

>>46982283
Something that takes my money and builds schools for children in need.

>> No.46984857

>>46982283
>>26575895

>> No.46985150

>>46982283
Most obvious is to fix the chocolate game, but my most wanted feature is to make purchases of coins in funds that I own/manage show up in the my activity tab

>> No.46985360

>>46985150
*The "my history" tab in the activity section

>> No.46985503

>>46982283
Integration with /vt/nations IE the new /vtwbg/ game.

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Do you guys want to watch Top Gun Maverick in about an hour or should I save it for next week?

I was dead yesterday so that I too could rise link honk

>> No.46987734

>>46982283
a fucking working cholocates

>> No.46987981

>>46986726
I am down for this

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>>46986726
Movie will be starting soon, can be postponed till next week if not many show up due to easter stuff.

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>> No.46994110

>>46825934
cute

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 302,542,136, a change of 0.39% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,781,777. There are 30 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 26 days.
>Oga currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 2 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 51):
>Kaoru :: +9.6%
>Temma :: +8.3%
>Ayame :: +6.9%
>Moona :: +6%
>Astel :: +4.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Roberu :: -9.1%
>Shion :: -6%
>Shien :: -5.1%
>Aruran :: -4.4%
>Kronii :: -3.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,366,573.77 liquid to start with. This is a change of 5.36% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $15,242,886,596,042.30, a change of 17.39% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $50,382.69. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Hololive's 2-day streak.
>Temma currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Oga's 3-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 56):
>Suisei :: +159.7%
>Okayu :: +157.2%
>Calliope :: +114.7%
>Sora :: +95.2%
>Marine :: +83.5%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 24):
>Noel :: -47.6%
>Nana :: -47.2%
>Temma :: -45.2%
>Towa :: -35.8%
>Amelia & Kronii :: -33.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $63.45 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $115.52 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$82.84 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Towa :: $380.53 Up :: $3,805.33 from adj.
>Amelia :: $346.75 Up :: $3,467.48 from adj.
>Noel :: $324.95 Up :: $3,249.52 from adj.
>Botan :: $293.18 Up :: $2,931.80 from adj.
>Watame :: $267.42 Up :: $2,674.17 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>HLuna :: $2.87 Up :: $28.73 from adj.
>Dezmond :: $4.19 Up :: $41.94 from adj.
>Oga :: -$5.99 Down :: -$59.94 from adj.
>Miyabi :: -$10.72 Down :: -$107.19 from adj.
>Nabi :: $11.61 Up :: $116.10 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

>> No.46999414

>>46982283
a clicker game that drains priestess's wallet

>> No.47000945

>>46996622
what did he mean by this

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Final floor

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>>46985150
>>46985360
rather than this, i would say continue adding to the mutual fund list functionality and add fund purchases there
you already added graph dropdowns to the mutual fund list, just let us buy shares in the dropdwon too and youve turned a 20 minute job into a 5 minute one ,and with much less server load cause im not loading 53 tabs every night

>> No.47014149

>>47013652
>Rather than
I don't know why we couldn't have both

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