/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

>I don't know how to flirt
>How do you kiss?
>You can't have sex unless you're married
>What do you mean there are balls in the scrotum?

Do they not teach sex ed in Australia or what? Is this rrat ogey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
you have to be 18+ to use this site

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
Her parents keep her in the shed so she isn't constantly popping out rat litters.

[Anonymous No.]

46777301
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
https://youtu.be/YHQ0FLrKWhU?t=240

[Anonymous No.]

Did you guys already forget about her Tinder slip in the Amnesia collab? Jannies were even deleting threads about that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777630
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>I don't know how to flirt
This is a patent lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
irys already exposed her that rat loves sexual jokes and stuff long ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>doesn't know what a penis looks like
Anon, if you thought she was heterosexual, you haven't been paying attention.

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>>46777230
It's a bit, you dunce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777754
QRD?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
jesus fuck. I'm downloading the concert right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaG38dShdGE
Starts at 14:20

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
I fucking knew she was always a whore kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
God I wish I was here when it happened, I can only imagine the copoium produced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
>made sure to show moom the chereography to be certain she'd be watching
She's no dummy, she has a plan for winning the Holy Moom War.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778954
where do you people keep coming from?
it was barely a blip on the shitpost radar, anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
>tender box? tinder?
>not that kind of “tinder.”
>oh, I used to—
>*a minute passes*
>*bae reads chat* i used to what? what did i say?
>well it has nothing to do with tinder guys. dont worry about it, i dont know what that is.
this is pretty inconclusive because she would have to be retarded to specifically read some messages in chat that imply she used tinder. why not just ignore them if it was a slip up? there werent even that many chatters bringing up the “i used to” part. besides bae has shown her inexperience in other ways that would make tinder-use uncharacteristic. 2/10 rrat.

[Anonymous No.]

I watched a >clip of one of these "le ebin Bae zoomer moments" and I swear she said some dumb shit like
>What's a 2hu
and for a brief moment gave this subtle smirk like she is fucking with people, which she definitely is.

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>>46779384
>Blip
>Using a hookup up
Never again shall a brat talk shit, they do I'm reminding them their oshi downloaded and used an app known for gratuitious amounts of casual sex (if you're a girl). This is the best thing since Lia humbled PCG by cucking them on stream they can't say shit either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779667
Bae is the one HoloEN who I'm ok with being a whore. She is young, sexy, and extremely fertile. She deserves a good hard dicking for being such a cock teasing rat.

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>>46777230
It's called lying, you can call it "acting" too if it makes you more comfortable

[Anonymous No.]

Oh its the weekly clipnigger thread where people pretend to be retarded at bae pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779667
link to the Lia incident?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778954
Fuck off newfaggot.

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>>46777230
Its called lying. Do you think a 24 year old college educated dance party slut doesn't know what the fuck balls are? If you believe that you are beyong retarded.

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>>46779563
>coping this hard

[Anonymous No.]

>le ebin doxxnigger bait thread
Just go back please and fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
got timestamps for these comments?

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>>46780416
whatever negro

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>>46779563
i'm pretty sure she just trying it out for fun but you trying to do mental gymnastics over this is too pathetic man

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>wants vtubers to kayfabe
>gets confused when they act innocent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781546
>all women are whores
This isn't true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779563
This amount of cope is why the girls can always say and do anything and have people throwing money at them at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
It's just part of her "pretend to be retarded about everything" act.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>>I don't know how to flirt
>>How do you kiss?
What sex ed did you get that taught this?
>>You can't have sex unless you're married
Based
>>What do you mean there are balls in the scrotum?
Kinda dumb, but it's not like I know the details of a womb

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>>46781779
>>46781695

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>>46781789
Star trek? Is not star wars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
lmao what a whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781910
Don't worry, she doesn't know either of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46780577
>something she said is dox
You fuck off retard.
>>46778438
Did people really pretend like never happened? Even the mods? This really is a Holo hugbox. If a Niji member said this it would be all over the catalog

[Anonymous No.]

>>46782085
A very cute whore though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779563
Except it's followed by an awkward silence as they're both frantically trying to come up with something to change the subject. If she just continued like nothing happened then maybe, but this confirms it for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
Any woman charismatic enough to be a fucking hololive vtuber has done at least 20 laps on the cock carousel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46782857
Yeah, mine

[Anonymous No.]

I've kissed and I still don't really "know" how to do it. It's fuckin weird. Sex too. I don't get it. Normies are scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46782843
oh no someone used tinder how scandalous, an app downloaded over a billion times on this planet
less than 1% of people ever got anything out of that dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783337
Women get plenty out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783460
yeah, a dopamine rush and validation that they were lucky to be born in a time where men are attention starved and brainwashed to put pussy on a pedestal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783506
There has never been a time when that wasn't the case.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783536
me fucking you in the ass after you finish stomping my grapes during the times of augustus says otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783566
One of the oldest stories ever is about a bunch of simps fighting a big war over a pretty girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783635
Ok and Shakespeare was a huge fucking faggot with a foot fetish, you wanna play move the goalposts or wanna own le womans?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
Does anyone, actually, unironically, seriously believe any of this?
It's so blatantly stupidly fake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783782
Yes. Most of her fanbase believes it.

[Anonymous No.]

>chuuba feigns complete naivete towards anything sex and romance related as part of the "pure untouched idoru" bit
"Is this bitch fucking stupid? Did she grow up in a cave? Dumb whore cunt."
>chuuba expresses even the slightest knowledge of romance or sex
"Disgusting whore bitch slut I bet she gets railed by her bf immediately after every stream enjoy paying for his condoms"

[Anonymous No.]

Baelz probably has a fucking chair dildo she sits on every time she streams. Of course sex wouldn't entice someone with a hotdog hallway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783826
Maybe she's just doing kayfabe? As in her character would be that pure?
And her fans are going along with it?
That's the only way I can rationalise this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783940
There's a balance to be found.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783940
Both are retarded. Men who are expecting to find a virgin woman are retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783940
Anon finally learns that people on this board are just >>>/r9k/ retards who hate women regardless of what they do
Should this board ever allow wojaks and frogs you'd be surprised how many catalogfags would show their true colors

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
it's fucking keyfabe you retarded cuck.
she had more sex than everyone in this thread combined, including me.
she is just pretending that shit to appeal to the limp dicked vigins in this community who dreams of a girlfriend who are as virgin as they themselves are, so they wont feel emasculated about their inevitable poor performance in bed.
she will NEVER have sex with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784103
Men expecting to find a genuine virgin woman are fooling themselves. It's like trying to find a man who has never tried even a drop of alcohol in his life. It's incredibly wishful thinking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783337
>less than 1% of men*
ftfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784129
Why must you be such an asshole? Do you take pride in making others feel worthless and horrible?

[Anonymous No.]

Anon-chama you know it's her job to pretend to be oblivious, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784301
People on this board love to feign outrage just like the people they purport to hate on twitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784301
she's a born again virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784209
thats not really a good comparison and you sound pretty underage doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784301
No, that's not her job at all.
Her job is to be an entertainer. It's her choice to say such things

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784412
You clearly underestimate how easy it is for women to have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784539
Yeah I can also go fuck a hooker a few miles from me too, and it'd probably be a better experience and transaction than putting faith in some random literal who
Not everyone lives everyday thinking women have life by the balls like you do m8, maybe it's time to go through puberty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777777
Get where?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784607
And you'd have to pay for it. Meanwhile it's the woman who gets paid.

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>>46784301
anon you realize we've seen all their acting ability multiple times and know that its nearly non-existent

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784855
Ok? What is this underage logic of yours? You expect a service to be free? Life isn't GTA where I pay someone 5 dollars then beat them with a bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784940
The logic is that it's easier for women to get sex than for men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785012
Whatever dude, enjoy living life on the red pill or whatever freak shit you've consumed to give yourself brainrot while you sit on a forum that discusses women who facecam as anime girls
Actually seek help, or a mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
>The way she desperately tries to find a way out of it
She could just have said "I used to hear stories from a friend of mine about that app, disgusting stuff" but no, she clearly has used it to sleep around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785076
>holosimp defending his obviously lying maiden

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>>46785076
What are you so worked up about? I'm not expressing my opinions on it, just stating facts.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys not use dating apps here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785154
Deranged post

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
Most people don’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785342
brrat cope post

[Anonymous No.]

>people who have never watched bae projecting their hatred of women onto her

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>>46785305
No the pearl clutching pseudoconservative larping incels of /vt/ dont even have friends and get upset when thats even pointed out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784607
Having sex isn't a big thing for women like it is for men. A woman getting sex does not mean she is in control of her life, or that she's even skilled at getting sex: it's just easy for them.
Women who don't have sex choose not to for their own reasons, but straight out virgins are few and far between, especially for content creators considering they at least have some charisma and desirability.
Additionally:
The more people a man sleeps with, the higher status man he is, because it's proof of his genetic fitness and social skill.
The more people a woman sleeps with, the lower value woman she is, because it shows how easy she is to fuck.
That's also why virgin men are shamed but virgin women are sought after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
No. The odds are statistically way out of my favour, so I don't even bother. The effort required for the reward I would get is not worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785437
I aint reading all that just know i smell the underage high school failure

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785378
No i just hate obvious liars. If you don't want to address or speak about an aspect of your life or a certain topic, then don't bring it up. None of these complaints would even exist if she didn't insist on making up retarded lies like not knowing what balls are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785378
That’s not projection. You’re supposed to focus on the flaws of individual women if you’re a misogynist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785517
I accept your concession. This discussion is over

[Anonymous No.]

https://youtu.be/G_6-IWyBVXs?t=1249

but knows about penis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
hook up apps, and now take a guess how vastly different the experience is as a women

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785556
Do you scream at the TV when the actor playing an american is actually british irl?
You sound mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
Tinder particularly has a funny reputation because it was originally promoted as "Grindr for the straights" and a lot of porn uses titles that play into that so I guess a lot of people don't realize that women ruined the concept and use it either as a regular dating app or to promote their "brand."

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>>46785620
Ogey underagechama, i hope your rope tying lessons come in handy one day, maybe you finally lead the charge of the mentally weak finally culling themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785517
Concession means you gave up, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785653
terrible analogy, cope harder projecting brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785722
Haha, are you frustrated now? Over some posts online?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785701
Its also all bots and catfishers too because it all went unchecked
Its fun to play as a toilet game

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you flirt anyways?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
No, if you're a man you just need to know the odds are like 1/1000 of actually meeting someone instead of a woman just trying to build her ego and that the apps are made to squeeze as much money as possible out of you by playing with your loneliness. They're never worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
Not tinder. Its purely for sex. Insta is better unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785827
I thought you ended the discussion, did me telling you to kill yourself tickle your funny bone? I'll do it again if you'd like, its a suggestion i offer many

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785701
Tinder also benefits from ensuring people continue to have casual sex, so they keep using the app

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784859
Yeah if people think vtubers are "acting" they should go listen to some voice packs. They are so stilted compared to their regular voice and they actually earn money from those. It's not like they will just pretend to act badly on a product they are selling for fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785849
Confidence and wittiness, also be good looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785940
Seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785849
1. Be attractive
2. Say words
3. Sometimes you dont even need 2.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786012
See >>46785620

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786153
seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785923
What? Are you actually trying to DM models on Instagram for a date? That reeks of desperation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
I don't get it, she's not even dancing, she's just rolling around on the floor like a retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786201
Instagram is actually a pretty common dating app, underagechama

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786201
Is asking a random girl at the bar desperation? This is why you retards are stunted, you see any chance to reach out to a woman as literal desperation.
Spoiler alert retard, shes not gonna appear magically on your front door one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786254
>underagechama
that makes no sense, should have called him a boomer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786254
Other way around. 25+ year old boomers dont know its a dating/meetup app now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786341
Oh yeah lol, my bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786201
>>46786303
Who is trolling who here? Is one of these posters a bot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786201
>Post good pictures of yourself, at least once a week
>Avoid interacting with sex/meme posts
>Eventually a few girls start to follow you
>watch their stories, they watch yours
>dm
It's not that hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786476
>step 1: be attractive
>step 2: see step 1

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786476
How do I get that girl to be my favorite vtuber?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786670
>step 1: bee
>step 2: be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786707
Bring her to a third world country and take her passport away

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786670
Pretty much, but its still better than tinder.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785653
The tinder thing has been living rent free in his head for half a year now. Now imagine what other innocuous things sets him off in his everyday life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786772
Can I substitute for a hornet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
rat got dementia, it was fun for a bit, but now it seem a bit fake when she is pushing it so much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
This confirms she’s a virgin. If she was getting fucked hourly she wouldn’t need tinder to find dick or vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

Who cares she's Australian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
Nice IP count, Baeschizo having a field day with this thread
Anyways unlike OP who's fucking retarded, I actually keep my receipts so I'll be providing timestamps for each of those claims and providing contextual explanations for threadreaders even so I can firmly BTFO all the tourist shitflingers who don't watch Bae

>I don't know how to flirt
This started off as a batsu game in Mario Kart stream where she was terrible at consciously flirting once the wheel landed on the flirt round
She did 3 rounds of this and came to the conclusion that she sucks at flirting afterwards because chat cringed too hard
https://youtu.be/_jyYdksV_iU?t=4899

>How do you kiss?
She didn't explicitly say this exact thing, she just said "Do people close their eyes when they kiss?" which indirectly confirmed that she doesn't know how to kiss to most anons at the time
Both are extremely different statements and as you can see, one of them is completely made up and is putting words in her mouth
https://streamable.com/u40gtg

>You can't have sex unless you're married
Once again, she never said this
She just shat on Ryuji from Persona 5 for being a whore since she is firmly against the concept of fucking around with many partners if you aren't in a committed relationship with someone which quite frankly, is a normal stance to have for normal people who aren't internet coomers.
Most anons in this thread appear to be whores though, the male kind so I'm not surprised.
https://youtu.be/giG-wOkqsek?t=4853

>What do you mean there are balls in the scrotum
This one happened recently last night and can be entirely chalked up to the aussie education system having a terrible emphasis on sex ed and biology
https://youtu.be/h59exgENAks?t=311
It doesn't take more than a google search to see that parents have been complaining about this being an issue in aussie education for a while and only recently in 2023 has it been made mandatory for most if not all schools

Good day shitposters and threadreaders, remember to watch streams and not throw shit around regarding a streamer you know jack shit about just because you saw le heckin' green words in a catalogue thread and chose to believe it at face value like the absolute mongoloid you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777630
4chan is full of virgins. They believe in everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781255
Here
>>46788085

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
DANGEROUSLY based receiptschad.

[Anonymous No.]

>this highly sociable, attractive young woman is totally a kissless virgin just like me!
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
Holy based
>BTFO all the tourist shitflingers
Pay them no mind, they are jealous nijinogs and vshojokeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786254
>>46786375
As a zoomer who’s been using it since middle school I had no idea people did this. Then again I’m not on it often

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777630
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
Receiptautist I fucking kneel, the savior of Bae catalogue threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
I haven't read the entire thread yet but based. It's always a treat to see a stream watcher come around to bend over the catalogue trannies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
You genuinely believe that she's never kissed before?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
You’re retarded, she’s doing a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
I remember when this happened. You can't fool me, you rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
Brrats are something else, I kneel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
Papa rrat has a very sexually frustrated young daughter. A brat needs to save her already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783991
such as?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
Good work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785556
good post. if you lie about being a virgin and act like bae does. don't be surprised if people freak out when it's revealed your not. that's your fault for not being truthful

[Anonymous No.]

what is the percent chance that they actually are virgins for real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
she knows what she's doing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
You can have sex AND still be ignorant about biology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>Is this rrat ogey?
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777630
kek, would make for a good sound post

[Anonymous No.]

Can unicorn freaks leave Bae alone already?
She's made it clear that she despises you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
0

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
You underestimate the gossiping ability of estrogen filled women (men) on this site who can derive insane rrats from a bunch of greentext which is usually just made up/exaggerated shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46789653
management told her to do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
You mean the chance that they didn't do it with each other? Not high

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
Bae kind of plays a naive character sort of mixed with her real self (best formula for a vtuber honestly, it's one reason she's so good), trust me, her being an actual dancer means she isn't some innocent kid. Not saying she's a slut but you'd have to be retarded to think her naive moments aren't bits.

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>>46785849
I don't know, I met my current GF because she liked my Garfield sweater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
Bae's extremely high at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
Neither, they both fingerbanged each other during the Japan arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
IRyS isn't but Bae is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46792844
>>46792688
why not irys

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791324
Out of the entire branch, it's these two who have the highest chances unironically

[Anonymous No.]

>>46792933
shes too old

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>Brats will STILL cope and say she isn't constantly faking this shit
Truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46792844
There is a zero, ZERO percent chance an Aussie girl at uni hasn't been plowed by every bogan there. This is extreme cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
OHNONONONO CATALOGSISTERS?????
OUR RRATS???????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.]

>>46793365
the age-fairy grants dickings i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46792688
Yeah, the girl whose roomate goes to raves and dance parties has a high chance of being a virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46793632
That fairy? Me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46793638
her dad always picks her up at 8:30pm for her curfew

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784103
>>46784209
go to muslim country, i'm married 4 times and all of them are virgin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46793748
I knew an Asian girl in college whose mother would drive all the way up every weekend to watch her because she was a crazy religious nut and didn't want her having sex before marriage. Needless to say that girl was one of the biggest whores on campus and even did a gangbang at a frat party.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46786772
shit I accidentally wasp, how can I save this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46793592
>bogan
You don't even know how to use that word you mong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794308
This board loves to pretend it knows anything about Australia because they saw Moot say a funny post once
They don't even know Sydney is like 80% chinese at this point, this website loves to pretend it knows fuck all about AUS, stay on your side of the ocean seafaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794308
Literally an Aussie, who the fuck are you talking to you fake cunt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794463
Sure you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794515
Nah keep making shit up, that works. show me how i used bogan wrong. I'm waiting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794423
https://voca.ro/1h3bqvLNox7U

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794463
>fake cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795106
>>46794556(me)
I'll accept your concession

[Anonymous No.]

I can believe she's probably used dating apps before, and i can believe she doesn't know how to flirt or kiss. 99% of dating app matches don't actually go anywhere because girls unmatch or ghost the second the guy fumbles his words. Hell, if you start your conversation just saying "hey" or any kind of greeting, you get ghosted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795170
You type like a Melbourne poofter which would honestly explain the haphazard use of bogan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795305
What the hell are you supposed to say

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795433
just be yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46780301
I am 24 years old and I have never seen a vagina.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795433
the only way to win is to not play

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795648
Anon...women don't have the same problem as men. It's impossible for a woman of her age to have not accidentally fallen on a cock at this point, especially as she's been to uni. It's pure cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795880
Would you stick your dick in a girl wearing a Naruto headband, FMA pocket watch, fairy tail temp tattoos and carrying around a home-made death note who keeps saying "bruh"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796027
I...yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796027
guys will literally stick their dick in anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46795433
Either comb their profile for a good conversation starter, or just lay out some good bait that they'll feel the need to respond to.
The latter is much more volatile but you'll either get a laugh or laid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796027
Guys are so desperate for sex they will stick their dicks into corpses if they think they can get away with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796119
this feels like an AI conversation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796027
Those are supposed to be downsides?
If its warm, human and has a hole then I'm going in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46789653
So dropping your spaghetti all over the place is somehow flirting now? Then I'm a master at it, but how come girls don't want to fuck me then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796485
It's hot when girls do it. It's pathetic when men do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796485
Because men and women are different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796485
you're dropping linguine, and girls want fettucine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796485
You’re not 2d.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796485
They do, you just aren't picking up on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
>Most anons in this thread appear to be whores though, the male kind
>tfw male
>31
>high double digit body count, many of them literal hookers
>no gf
>no wife
>no kids
>3 cats
Fuck me was I the roastie all along? I don’t wanna be a used up whore…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>Bae
>not knowing how to flirt
African genetic cohort, elucidate the particular entity to which you refer?
Seriously, Bae is easily the most unapologetic GFE in all EN. I want to say all HoloLive but I don't know the JP girls so well.
While I'm here, redpill me: Are any of them open about the fact they know their audience are mostly lonely angry men / frustrated lesbians?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>literally taking notes from her
The one thing she any close to not lie is having sex because of the shed and because her friend is a femcel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46802918
Where's the damn MioBae yandere ASMR RP collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
dyrbi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
She knows all that shit she just thinks it's funny that you guys are retards who think because she's 20 she doesn't know what a penis is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46802238
Lonely women of the type who fap to otome games are by far the least likely demographic to consider that men might be lonely too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46803300
Yep, the brat cope in this thread has been hilarious to read.
>B...but she's my pure virginial waifu :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46802238
>Bae
>the most unapologetic GFE in all EN
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46799564
3 cats, anon? really?

Please share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
>pretend to be super pure while openly thirsting for her coworkers
ogey rrat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46802238
>easily the most unapologetic GFE in all EN
simps for the homos far too often for that to be true

[Anonymous No.]

>>46803964
People are into NTR anon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781789
New

[Anonymous No.]

>>46799564
I don't want to alarm you but anthony kiedis has fucked over 1000 women and he's 61 and still spends his time trying to "get back" to the year 1980, by fucking younger women. So it seems like having sex with too many women can also make it hard for a man to commit. Especially if you're a rock star using plastic surgery and black magic to look 25 years younger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46804961
kek why the fuck would you care about wanting to commit to a hole

[Anonymous No.]

>>46805005
Practically speaking it's because in an ideal world your wife makes your life easier. Americans seem very mentally ill these days though so wives just spend their time trying to ruin your life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46799564
>31
>high double digit body count, many of them literal hookers
Wait a sec
This is going to sound odd but humour me for a bit. Can you tell me a few things about yourself? I just want to know:

-How old do you look? Do you look younger or older than people your age? Do people consider you a wrinkly middle-aged man or a youth in his twenties?

-How much do you eat? Do you eat a lot or little? Do you fast? Have you ever fasted before?

That's it.

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>>46785305
I used both Tinder and Instagram and they both worked as dating apps, but things are very conservative here, a woman asking you out on Tinder would most likely be a dinner that you're paying, chat and kisses, only some tourist whore would give you head, it's called Tinder Travelling.
Of course I can imagine how it could go differently in Burgerland or Kangarooland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779563
Every zoomer have used tinder at some point in their youth

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>>46777230
Who the fuck cares? Whether she's a virgin who grew up in a mountain monastery whose sole friends were monkeys that taught her kung fu or she's banging her boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time right this moment, she's never going to have sex with 'you', or, for that matter, do anything besides mace you and run away screaming (possibly boulder away Assassin's Creed-style, depending on location) if you so much as attempted to talk to her.
As far as you're concerned, it makes literally zero difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46791710
not as higher as the chances that she and mooms making up in usa and japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808929
This is directed at everyone except me btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
She uses tinder, how stupid are you cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
If you want to hooked with someone, just work in hotel or hospital or wallmart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778633
anon, she definetly sleeps around. Anyone as good looking as her would

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785437
>The more people a woman sleeps with, the lower value woman she is, because it shows how easy she is to fuck.
No, it just shows she's hot as fuck

When you grow up you'll see how cool sluts are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809523
>>46809881
>source, the voices

[Anonymous No.]

>>46780301
Yeah, wonder how much of each persona is a lie from the talents. I find Bae's fake innocence very uncomfortable. I really don't like being lied to, feels manipulative

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781640
There's gotta be a limit though. If you go too far, it becomes completely unbelievable and the whole thing shatters

[Anonymous No.]

>hid her Chinese fluency
>blurts out using tinder before
>gaslight the entire board she's ignorant about everything

Do vtkeks really

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783991
someone gets it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
...I apologize bae, anon chama I kneel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46789653
I thought this was incredibly cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
Unfathomably based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777754
>Tinder
Anon, if she's actually homosexual as is pretty strongly implied at this point, that's pretty much mandatory. One of the biggest hurdles (figuring out if a same-sex interest swings your way) is instantly solved by that because it's a checkbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46794200
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796027
What kind of stupid question is that? Of course

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811020
>bae
>homosexual
God /vt/sisters are sure something

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796485
You're ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808929
Well, i'm talking to her at anime boston tommorow. So fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809898
Sluts are definetly the best, but only if they also fuck me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
Uhhhhh this is how a stripper dances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811020
>pretty strongly implied
Would love some of this copium you're huffing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46810442
She knows we have bad Shino-American tensions, but not surprised

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
I will not believe that Australian is that gay.
Any male would mating press Bae-chen after seeing her dance like this in the flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777890
This is what everyone is praising her for? Lmfao this isn't even close to being impressive, generic choreography and it was slow and not hard at all, for this choreo it should be fast and smooth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783566
>>46785076
Look at how agitated this Brat got once the delusion of his oshi's purity got destroyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46809933
read the thread
>>46778438

[Anonymous No.]

this guy is so desperate to keep his dying thread alive, stop necrobumping your dogshit faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
her parents literally lock her in a cuckshed and she is an incel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777986
IRyS didn't say that. IRyS said Bae loves racism. There is literally a channel in the holoen discord of the girls just saying how much they hate blacks and calling Ame and Mumei a mexican

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
You know. I kinda forgot that despite how much I love Bae, she was genuinely fucking insufferable as a collab partner for October.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813681
i think that's just a (you) problem because i enjoyed every single horror collab stream
grow some skin or some patience?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811995
Just because your father missed your dance recitals doesn't mean Paparat did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813730
I...can't tell if you're baiting me or you think I'm shitposting. But I'm glad you enjoyed it frankly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46785305
Because the thing I want is a constant reminder that society has somehow tricked everybody into thinking being a guy is easy and not the loneliest thing in the world, right

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777754
That shits been so fucking memory holed. I was there when it fucking happened and no one brings it up.

[Anonymous No.]

No one cares about the rat, she could get blacked on stream and no one would bat an eye.
Kroni and Vesper collab? Yeah, that's a /vt/ meltdowm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814592
oh my gosh sister so scandalous!!! a phone app every retards tried once upon a time!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815039
We don't care if she's a whore (she's a whore) the problem is her tryna act innocent and you gullible virgins who fell for her garbage acting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815520
So no proof besides a couple of words that could've been followed up with anything?
Got it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46799564
Bro you're a wine uncle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781640
>Uwu what's a penis?
Kayfabe doesn't mean being literally brain dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>46814592
It's not memoryholed, it's such a tiny insignificant moment that proves nothing and it's retarded that people even think that's a yab
Only desperate faggots like the Baeschizoid self bumping and samefagging this thread think they have ammo now suddenly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46815998
She's a proven liar, hid the fact she's fluent in Chinese, once a liar always a liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
As an NTRfag, this kind of thing is more hot than outright saying how much cum you slurped one time.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT retarded men cant grasp that the opposite gender also packs just as much knowledge about their dicks than men know about how vaginas work

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811995
Anon, after 30 different variations of idol steps that preceded this, you would start cheering even for a fortnite dance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46796203
I too hate it when the corpse comes alive and reports me to the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816352
So true sister!

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>>46816285
>hid the fact she's fluent in Chinese
Where in the hololive contract does it say that you have to put all your personal info out there? Why are you people such fucking retards? If a girl chooses to hide some info to throw off potential doxxers, she is free to do so. Who the fuck are you and why do you think you have the right to know everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46788085
>Average brrat
>Provides timestamps and reasonings in order to dunk on retards

>Average Bae anti
>"Reads thread OP"
>"Believes it's accuracy"
>REEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S A LIAR, SHE JUST IS OKAY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779171
Wait, what

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811995
>Watches the sole 10 second slow part of the song and believes that's the whole performance
Based retardGOD
https://files.catbox.moe/73q4gr.mp4
Open wide slut, here's the full version

[Anonymous No.]

>>46811020
>if she's actually homosexual as is pretty strongly implied at this point
nobody is crazier on this board than /u/fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
she's been a confirmed whore since her debut. If you're an Australian you know all asian girls who listen to hardstyle are turbo sluts who go to raves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817650
Too bad she dislikes actual whores and doesn't believe in casual sex without a relationship so that kills your fantasy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46783244
Fuck off back to twitter, normalfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46784118
Anon finally learns that these whores would be bagging groceries if there wasn't an epidemic of lonely men that's steadily growing out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817650
You are a literal retard. Hardstyle is so mainstream that even older people listen to it in the gym. That is like saying that everyone who watches vtubers or anime or reads manga is some turbo otaku hikki neet that never sees that light of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817796
Bae is more educated that you will ever be lmao. Keep seething incel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46779563
I saw it as more of a
>Fauna's joke sinks into her mind with a delay because she's mentally slow
Making her forget what she was gonna say
That "Oh" she says afterwards is because she realized Fauna was making a tinder joke earlier and it only then sank into her mind.
If you generally want to tell when someone accidently blurted out something they didn't want to, they immediately start changing their sentence mid speech and stuttering, they don't immediately say "Oh" in tenth of a second because the human reaction time isn't that fast to process a fuckup

TLDR: this is one of the most forced rrats yet, the IP count makes me think it's forced by mostly one guy too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817876
>the IP count makes me think it's forced by mostly one guy too
Holy cope lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46817808
Are you even from australia you colossal faggot? if you are, then you have to be fat old white fuck who hasn't been outside in years. You have no fucking clue about asian australian culture. Every single asian girl who listens to hardstyle goes to raves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818057
nta but how the fuck does going to raves have anything to do with being a whore? actual braindead coomer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818057
Just because you fuck your own mother while all drugged on molly doesn't mean everyone else does

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818106
>>46818171
Yeah people love going to raves and not hooking up with someone else there
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818465
Normal people go to raves with their friends in order to have a fun time just enjoying the vibes, not everyone is a braindead coomer who wants to fuck everyone in sight

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818465
Excuse me for chiming in anon but
>Yeah people love going to raves and not hooking up with someone else there
I can't say for the women side of it but I went to raves because frat culture was embedded into my college years, and the place we went to got cheap and good fucking craft beer. Sure maybe one of us was looking for a hook up but that's definitely not the general consensus. Grads party at some middle class senior place. now that's where everyone hits on literally everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818518
And while having fun enjoying the vibes it's really easy to casually make out with randoms, especially for chicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777230
We know Bae is a terrible liar, and makes it more obvious when she gets caught unaware. Bae and Irys have yab history on stream before their artificial ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818518
You're an idiot if you believe only "coomers" want to hook up at parties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818783
>>46818855
The fact is that less than 5% of people who go to raves actually end up fucking, it's not the massive fuckfest orgy that you make it out to be

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818828
>We
Do you ever sleep faggot? or is resetting your phone IP to samefag your dogshit thread all you can do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818465
lmaooooooooooooooo I went to raves for 7 years. Shut the fuck up you incel retard. You proabably think ever rave is one giant orgy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818965
Wow bro nice credentials you really outraved me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816671
You can't strawman me faggot, that's irrelevant, yes she's free to be a liar

[Anonymous No.]

>>46781789
If only she asked what mating press is, I'd gladly teach her about it. Too bad she already knows

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816285
You know she's had to use Google translate to read a supachat because someone sent it all in Cantonese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
>holoen 2nd gen
ntr gen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46820696
Wow it's almost as if reading and speaking are not the same thing, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46820192
You apparently don't even know what strawman means. You are just throwing buzzwords around like a true 4chan NPC.
>OH NOOOOOOOO SHE DIDNT TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT HER PRIVATE LIFE SHE IS LYING
fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813681
Yeah she literally ruined the entire thing multiple times. It says a lot about bae when month of horror would have been better solo with fauna. The homobegging and constant lying to her fanbase is really unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816671
So you admit she's a liar? Great, stop living in every thread rent free claiming your whore is a naive virgin then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816857
Lied about speaking Chinese. Next goalpost please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778084
I can fix her, with my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46821816
NTA but your angle doesn't work when she came clean the very next stream instead of hiding it like you're implying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808929
>Assassin's Creed Bae will never beat you to within an inch of your life with her drunken monkey kung fu
Why even live...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46821726
>>46821816
>>46821860
Okay I'm not those anons but you're literally just posting off cooldowns instead of just replying to all of them at once

[Anonymous No.]

>>46821907
Coming 'clean' once you've been caught lying doesn't stop you being a liar. What point are you even trying to make?
>Oh I caught my gf cheating but it's fine because she admitted it afterwards!
Actually brats probably do believe this with their cuck fetish kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822105
>Coming 'clean' once you've been caught lying doesn't stop you being a liar. What point are you even trying to make?
I don't think you understand how lying works, you have to first lie before being called a liar. Now stop embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46821474
Cope-a-roo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822185
Watch streams, that's literally what happened. It's in her debut even you disingenuous fuck. Talk about embarrassing yourself kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822318
You're asking a threadreader to watch streams, that nigger can't even watch clips on his 50kbs/s mobile plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822318
>Talk about embarrassing yourself kek
Keep it up bro, you're doing a great job. Unless your kink is being laughed at, then maybe I should stop giving you what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

I always thought mind break was just a hentai tag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822395
Calm down there anonchama, he can't watch any manosphere content with that speed, us incels gotta invest in our craft so we can be a role model for the next generation. So I'm guessing somewhere between the line of using the happily married neighbor couple wifi or ex wife paying the bills.
I don't care if you call him names but put some dad gum respect in the man's declining psyche and financial status you heard me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822457
>Starts sperg seething
I'll accept your concession.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822457
>doesn't refute the point after being proven wrong
mindbroken

[Anonymous No.]

>>46808929
It's okay I've built up a tolerance to pepper spray. I'm GONNA get that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46816566
They put cameras in morgues for a reason. And the reason being that dudes keep fucking them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
She is/was absolutely an ABG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46821676
>Private life

Language showcase in almost every debut ever retard, also yes it's a strawman, required or not doesn't refute the fact she omitted that information, stop embarrassing yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822314
Hi bae, plz stop leeching on irys ya whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46777754
I remember that. It's hard to read too much into it. Everyone knows Tinder, and everyone has brain farts where their mind is in one direction but the conversation is in another and things get mixed up. That being said, she may have very well looked at Tinder. But Tinder isn't a dating app. It's a fucking app. You use it to get laid. You don't need to know how to kiss or flirt or know there are balls in the sac to use tinder. You just find a hot man/woman, go over to their place, get railed, and go home the next morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46822634
I can't believe Bae mindbroke you THIS hard kek
You have been seething about her in the catalogue for a while and you never fail to surprise me with your ability to samefagg4rxj

[Anonymous No.]

>>46778438
THIS is your magnum opus yab? this could've meant literally anything on the planet, she just had unlucky timing in that she said tinder before what she was gonna say next
What a disappointment

[Anonymous No.]

>>46813730
People should really understand that their anime gf is not universally loved. A subjective criticism is not an insult to an unrelated fan who enjoys it. Something you should reasonably be upset by are actual direct insults, like me telling you to go kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46818916
Serious question, are you paid by Hololive? We know several of you losers visit here, whether on or off company hours. I have no qualms against Bae or her mishaps with kayfabe, but this extreme opposite reaction to protect her brand feels disingenuous.
6/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>46826013
Reading le epic 4chan screenshots and concluding a chuuba is a terrible liar is not >= watching streams with the original context in mind
That's all there is to it
See this post an anon made which dispels all of the retards in this thread who fell for the OP in 1 swoop >>46788085