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/Pol/ification edition

YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCK9V2B22uJYu3N7eR_BT9QA
Twitter: https://twitter.com/omarupolka
What are Polka's membership benefits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdXo3HuplLQ

>> No.4674168

What uh...
What does Polkafication entail?
this isn't a becoming lamy thing is it

>> No.4674393

>>4674168
Stroggification, but with circus music playing.

>> No.4674432

>>4674393
I don't think I wanna be a member anymore...

>> No.4674482

Where i need make sign for Polification?

>> No.4675417

>>4674168
We're all Polka, and Polka is us, we are infinite and singular

>> No.4675554
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>>4674168
Polfiction is also the light novel she is releasing in members only messages. It's Polka fanfiction written by Polka for Polkas. Clip unrelated.

https://youtu.be/yjxwQRgbfO0

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Previous thread
>>4378854

>> No.4679292

>>4674168
While Yukimin go through a whole process of turning into Lamy, troupe members just are Polka as well. Picture a person's "tags" such as [Human] and their [Nationality] except among them is also [Polka]. Then at some point it gets activated and... oru yo

>> No.4679539

>>4679292
I'd also argue there's the fetish aspect of lamyfication that is inherently missing from Polkafication

>> No.4681351
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cute
https://twitter.com/akubi_darake/status/1401538263001698307

>> No.4681686
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJWeFvXjdUs
PoLuna monhun! At midnight JST

>> No.4684100
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>>4681686
Start!!!!!!!!

>> No.4684628

I'm really surprised to see polka surpassed luna's HR when Luna is the big monhun player.

>> No.4686028

ENTER WHITE FOX

>> No.4687646

>>4686028
Fubuki guerilla collabs with Polka are wonderful. I like how consistent it is.

>> No.4688658

thank you, monhun, for all those random combinations of people

>> No.4689895

ENTER RAJANG

>> No.4690559

Random collabs like this are the best

>> No.4693525
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>> No.4693683

Think sadly collab might be winding down based on fbk and luna being less responsive likely due fatigue.

>> No.4693872

>>4693683
It's 4 a.m., I'm more surprised Polka is still being that energetic

>> No.4694324

>>4681351
qt.

>> No.4694710

>>4693872
The other girls are definitively running out of juice.

>> No.4695250

MAKIHIKO LOVE

>> No.4695274

>>4693872
So far 4 hours and going. This has to be one of the longest 4 person collabs.

>> No.4695346

>>4695274
well, it wasn't 4 people at the beginning
also Polka is creaming herself over the final mission, isn't she

>> No.4695532

>>4695346
imagine the smell

>> No.4695595

Poruka...

>> No.4695675

The legendary triple cart, is Polka really French and we didn't know?

>> No.4696608

>>4695675
Pierrot...

>> No.4696750

>>4674432
it's cute that you still think you have a choice

>> No.4697427

Polka is fat.

>> No.4697500

>>4696750
If canceling my membership was what it took to make Polka attack me with brutal intent, I'd do it.

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I was rewatching the hololive mario kart tournament and I came to ask why does Polka mii look like this?
looks like she just stopped crying

>> No.4702691
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GOD I JUST WANT TO FLUFF POLKA'S TAIL

>> No.4702842

>>4702691
meds immediately

>> No.4704906

>>4702842
Viagra?

>> No.4705202

>>4702691
2lewd

>> No.4705805
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>>4702185
Yeah, I thought the same, but to be fair it is easily recognizable as her

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>>4702691
This girl is made for mofu-mofu.

>> No.4707782
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>>4702691

>> No.4712824
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If you could pick a new game for polka to play, what would be your choice?
Not a new game but I'd like her to finish the extra Necrobarista content once it's all out, even if the game itself felt pretty underwhelming towards the end.

>> No.4713293

>>4712824
I had hope she played ace attorney on stream with capcom permissions but I think she already mentioned playing that game.

>> No.4713501

>>4712824
APEX :^)

>> No.4713886

>>4712824
Golden Light

>> No.4714021

>>4712824
I think TABS would be fun with her.
Maybe Fortune Summoners? She fits way too good with Miitopia that I can't think on anything else.

>> No.4714090

>>4713501
I would quit if she starts playing apex.

>> No.4714144

>>4713886
The fuck am I watching.

>> No.4714600

>>4712824
Strip poker

>> No.4715286

>>4712824
She could have a lot of fun with VA11-Hall A. The streams would be comfy, and I'm fairly sure they have permissions.

>> No.4715362

>>4715286
They've got permissions, Risu played it IIRC

>> No.4715481

>>4715286
Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. It's a good idea but maybe a bit too much narrative focus?

>> No.4717696

I absolutely missed this
https://youtu.be/1sMZp0s89DQ

>> No.4718608

>hey. how have you been recently? i heard things weren;t going so well. i just wanted to let you know that im here for you. me and the rest of the clowns. anytime you need us, just call my clown phone. just dial me up, you know my number. i'll drive on over in my clown car, bring all your best friends. we can have a party. we can have a good time. you aren't alone in this. you need to lay back every once in a while. you need to, clown around, you know? so. i just wanted to reiterate
Where does this meme come from?

>> No.4720830

>>4712824
Paper Beast in VR. It'd be something unique and it's mostly calm moments she can talk over.

>> No.4721637

>>4718608
It's a holo fights reference to "The Final Rumble". Which is another YT series that is like Holofights but not holos. At least that's what googalrukun tells me.

>> No.4723769

>>4693872
>somewhere, a rooster crows
>Polka feels nothing

>> No.4725498

>>4715481
I think it'd be about pacing herself. If she was comfortable to stop for a bit and chat while playing rather than just reading all of the dialogue there wouldn't be an issue with the stream being too narrative dense.

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>keep listening to the part of the ASMR where she says she loves you so much it would be fine to die together
bros...

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I love her bros...

>> No.4733116

Polu...

>> No.4734436
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>>4729129
bro

>> No.4736487

>>4729129
which one of them all?

>> No.4737028

>>4721637
Shit the layers are too deep

>> No.4737129

>>4737028
So there is your answer:
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1401901959007784961
That actually sounds fun.

>> No.4738052

>>4736487
the christmas one, starting at 52 minutes in

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>>4738052
>Open video
>It was already at the 50ish min mark.
Bro...

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>>4713501
I feel Frontier Defense might be more her speed

>> No.4742602

>>4742479
I was joking about Apex, please no.

>> No.4744078

>>4742602
she tried apex off stream and said she was struggling to climb walls

>> No.4745428

>>4744078
sasuga clown

>> No.4746260

>>4744078
Actually in Japanese culture people don't just outright refuse a request, it's considered impolite. It's usually more polite to give a plausible excuse to go along with the refusal. Think about it, we know she played left 4 dead just fine. Why would she have trouble with the tutorial course in apex?
She basically said no she is not playing Apex.

>> No.4746368

>>4746260
Based Polka.

>> No.4748773
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Cringe Polka for those of us that missed the niconico collab.
https://youtu.be/duS5A6jgqkw

>> No.4750657

>>4748773
Always surprises me how she manages to make new material in creative ways.

>> No.4751483

name three things that are not polka

>> No.4751684

>>4751483
Nene, Shishiron, Lamy. Next question.

>> No.4751845

>>4751483
Circus
Fennec
Clowns

>> No.4755121

>>4748773
Good to see more polka clippers are popping up

>> No.4756883
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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402043559457398785
Ohapol!

>> No.4757315

>>4751483
Night in the Woods, Low pressure systems, the state of ohipol.

>> No.4759938

Polka has special message for us.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402046450108755970

>> No.4762563

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1401897545698140163
She might be planning to do superchat reading later today, if I get it right.

>> No.4763161

https://hololive.booth.pm/items/2963299
What do you think Polka's merch will be for her 800k?

>> No.4763412

>>4763161
The bowl doesn't look too bad, I dig "useful merch" like Lamy's Whiskey Stones or the card holder, so hopefully something like that.

>> No.4763723

>>4763412
same, although if I had to bet it would be some kind of musical instrument.

>> No.4763797
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>>4748773
>Polka's segment is just her cringe compilation

>> No.4763881

>>4763723
you mean like a kazoo? that'd be neat

>> No.4764103

>>4763881
>>4763723
I want a Polka Vuvuzela.

>> No.4764115

>>4748773
M Polka.

>> No.4764841

>>4763723
Clearly the best option is a musical instrument with an additional practical application, like a musical saw.

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>>4764841
a what

>> No.4765251

>>4764841
a musical chainsaw

>> No.4765658
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>>4764991
This thing.
https://youtu.be/Kmft674XPC0

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>>4764991
You heard me. Do you doubt our ringleader?

>> No.4765818

>>4765658
Now that's some high-end shitposting.

>> No.4765906

>>4765754
How about a rubber Fennec

>> No.4770095
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Kisses from Polka...

>> No.4770672

>>4712824
Papers Please or Not Tonight

>> No.4770768

>>4770672
Papers Please could be fun.

>> No.4770910

>>4712824
OMORI

>> No.4770988

>>4712824
katamari damacy

>> No.4771004

>>4712824
Since another anon suggested VA-11Hall-A I wonder if she'd enjoy Red Strings Club

>> No.4771090
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>>4748773
I'm proud of you Polka. This probably was a really painful moment, but rather than trying to bury it, you threw it out there and turned it into something to laugh at.

God I want to smother this fennec in love and tell her face to face how wonderful she is.

>> No.4771343

>>4771090
Bottan is getting a fan-meet event, so someday Polka will as well.

>> No.4771425
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>>4770095
w-who is she kissing

>> No.4771448

>>4771425
me on the right.

>> No.4771449

>>4771425
Her husband, me

>> No.4771470

>>4771425
>>4771448
>>4771449
We are Polka.

>> No.4771563
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>>4771425
Oi~
Guess who

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>>4771563
Not you, dork

>> No.4771850
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>> No.4772343

Indonesian language class with Reine this sunday, according to the peafowl's schedule

>> No.4772544

>>4772343
Doesn't she know indogs are the ones spreading the old fat pictures?

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>>4771850

>> No.4773472

>>4772635
Rude. Why not wake her with cup of coffee and some nice sweet phrase. Like. Good morning darling, please wake up. Stream soon

>> No.4773651

>>4771563
sisters aren't supposed to kiss like that

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>>4773472
Oh, alright. Here goes.

Polkusan~ oruka~ How are you feeling? They're calling for rain tomorrow, so I made you some coffee. Don't worry, today will be another great stream. You can do this. Everyone I know talks about how funny you are. Well, I'll be downstairs watching and cheering you on! We can read the english comments together and play some more Miitopia afterwards. Can't wait!

Great, now I'm in pain

>> No.4774807

>>4774218
Good quote Anon-san. Im sure she wiil be happy start her morning like that,

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>> No.4787236

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402258931448270848
No one will hear you scream.

>> No.4790173

Polka has triumphed over Demon Lord Toothache

>> No.4790211
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>>4771762
lmao

>> No.4793646
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>>4787236
Hot...

>> No.4793745

Why didn't Polka call in to Botan's totsumachi?

>> No.4794529

>>4793745
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1401897545698140163
That's all I got.

>> No.4795513

>>4790173
If only she could triumph over her bodyweight.

>> No.4799432

>>4795513
I wanna triumph all over her fat honkers

>> No.4799572

>>4702185
Kira kira

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Poruka...oruka? No, seriously. I need some Polka in my life right now.

>> No.4803406
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https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402398289329233923
Ohapol

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>>4803406
She rises! Praise the POL!

>> No.4807969

Poruka... doko iru? I'm going through withdrawal

>> No.4809978

>>4787236
>Implying I want help.

>> No.4810080

Blue clappers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnxT9rCw77I

>> No.4810241

>>4810080
Still my favourite Bloom song

>> No.4810311

>>4810241
Still waiting for my CD to arrive.

>> No.4810365

>>4810311
Better post some pictures when it arrives, anon

>> No.4810499

>>4787236
And they said the dungeon was not real.

>> No.4812754

>>4810080
I prefer the superior mix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTf82pW658

>> No.4818824
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Damn.

>> No.4818845

Guys, the realization that Polka will retire some day troubles me.

>> No.4819193
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>>4818845
Someday the circus will have to come to an end, but until then be sure to have fun and make great memories with all.

>> No.4819413

>>4819193
I just hope it isn't so sudden or bitter at this feels.

>> No.4821869

>>4818845
We've just got to make the whole world polka before then.

>> No.4823262
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The show must continue guys, let's cheer polka even harder than before.
Don't let her light dissappear into the internet, let's make her the happiest clown that has ever existed.

>> No.4823334

>>4818845
Anon.. The Polka graduation arc was the last ep of season 2.

>> No.4823450

>>4823334
I missed watching that season while airing. Watching the last ep without spoilers must be shocking tho

>> No.4823971

>>4818845
Polka loves Vtubing too much for anything short of being physically unable to stream to stop her permanently.

>> No.4828088
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>>4823971
Guess you are right.

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>>4819193
Times like these remind us that this is still a business and goodbyes are an inevitability, sadly. The reality here is that Coco is simply the first established member to leave. Others will join her in time, and their departures will come likely just as much as a shock. But, for her to decide to walk away from something lucrative that brought her hundreds of thousands of adoring fans from across the world means she's not going to disappear, but simply move on to the next adventure --hopefully one that makes her happier. Polka, I think, has hinted at the one regrettable 'death' that occurs in this metamorphosis, though.

>> No.4831391

Honestly? Even if Polka graduates I'll follow her roommate or whatever she decides to do. I doubt she'll quit in the near future because she already has done good connections on the inside, but still.

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>>4823450
Yes it was. Literally could not stop crying in the fetal position. But looking back, the spoilers she put into it for season three's Isekai story arc was genius.

>> No.4834317

>>4831391
I'm pretty sure she has already proven that her fanbase will follow her where ever she goes. Hololive is not her first circus. If you know what I mean.

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>> No.4842072

Polka Vs the Tooth Ache. One shot manga when?
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402561862592462849

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Last bump for the night. I leave it in your hands morning anons.

>> No.4845154

>>4674126
This seems familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it, what is it referencing?

>> No.4845273

>>4845154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxsSqDnNIo8

>> No.4845884

Is it possible to cancel merch orders from GeekJack if they haven't shipped yet? I kinda don't feel like giving Cover any money anymore

>> No.4846859

>>4845884
Dude the merch is not paid for by Cover. The talents fork out their own money to pay for the production and logistics. Polka used her own money to have it made. Cover just owns and allows them to use the IP.

>> No.4847100

>>4845884
The talents themselves get a bigger cut from merch than superchats IIRC

>> No.4847440

>>4846859
I know it's not paid for by Cover, but are you really saying Cover doesn't take their cut from the sales?
>>4847100
Considering they get almost jack shit from superchats it's not saying much

>> No.4849136

>>4845884
I really don't want to dereail the thread, but I don't think this is Cover's fault, or even that the chinks plays a major role on it.

>> No.4851167

Hopefully she gets a collab with Coco this month, CocoPol Bomb Defusal was my first Polka stream

>> No.4852779

>>4823971
Vtubing is more like a last resort for her. She tried singing, eventually injured herself and needed surgery. She isn't good enough to be a mainstream seiyuu, but occasionally has side gigs. God knows how she felt about vtubing after her previous history, but I'm sure she feels that hololive is infinitely better than her previous gig. If anything she needs to milk the Hololive name before "her time" comes.

>> No.4853121

>>4849136
Please, derail this thread from this china/cover timeloop.

>> No.4853910

>>4852779
>Her previous gig
That keeps coming up as she had a bad time/wasn't successful there, why would you say that? I could tell the opposite.

>> No.4854895

>>4853910
I mean bad time is confirmed with how upd8 screwed her constantly, limited what she was allowed to do and numerous other things (for example direct tama king collabs didn't happen despite her wanting them too due to management).

Now successful however, no one would argue she wasn't successful for her time frame.

>> No.4856971

>>4853121
It wasn't the Chinks
It isn't Cover's bully
It isn't Coco's fault
Coco and Cover couldn't get to agreement between Cover's brand idea and Coco's content projects so she decided to part ways.

>> No.4857256

>>4854895
Not like Cover has less content restrictions really.
I do hope she is happy with her current position, just by looking at all her projects/songs/etc she is absolutely engaged into it.

>> No.4857417

>>4700352
this pic looks like big chungus from the thumbnail

>> No.4857685
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4857685

Alright. That's it. I've had it.
I seriously want to date Omaru Polka. As in, her roommate. Yes I know how she looks. I don't even care. I'm in love with Polka.
Any anons feel the same way? Would you date Polka? Would you marry her? I love this schizo clown

>> No.4857989
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>>4857685
>dating Polka's roomate
Yeah, absolutely

>> No.4859040

>>4857685
>Any anons feel the same way?
Could you explain why would you want to ask that? If I was to talk about my feelings I wouln't really care how other anons feel, because their feelings won't change mine.
Answering your question, yes, there are seemingly multiple people in this thread who would do just that or at least say so.

>> No.4859090

>>4857685
Nah. I don't know what she looks like but she sounds fat and smelly.

>> No.4859309

>>4857989
Awesome
>>4859040
Solidarity with Polka-fuckers
>>4859090
She's fat but has a cute smile
I like a girl who smiles genuinely
She probably bathes maybe once a week. It's ok. I will help clean her blubbery yeast infected body.

>> No.4859310

>>4859040
He is just making small talk anon.

>> No.4859560

>>4859309
Imagine lifting her arm and finding a small patch of fungus growing on her armpit. Amongst the boils and warts that have sprouted from self neglect, delicious mushrooms.

>> No.4859950

I WANT TO FUCK POLKA'S CLOWN POCKET

>> No.4860382

>>4859090
hot

>> No.4860545

>>4859309
Incredibly based

>> No.4861258

fuck off

>> No.4861857

>>4859309
>she probably bathes maybe once a week
source?

>> No.4863234

>>4861857
My eyes. She is like a big greasy stack of week old lunch meat. I can imagine every crevice of her body caked in mold, maybe insects.

>> No.4863379

>>4863234
imagine how bad the attic smells on a hot summer day in Japan. do you think Polka can afford air conditioning with her gacha addiction?

>> No.4865931

>>4845884
I honestly feel the same. Probably won't cancel merch because it's already being shipped to me and I really liked them.
I'm just going to support her roommate if anything happens, fuck Cover

>> No.4868359

>>4863379
Didn't she make stacks back at upd8? Stands to reason that she's doing as well now if not better

>> No.4871263

>>4868359
if she lives in an attic with multiple roommates she's not making bank

>> No.4871534

>>4871263
I thought every vtuber has a roommate

>> No.4871730

>>4871534
Yeah but she's so menhera she's got multiple

>> No.4873300
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4873300

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402748514342346755
Ohapol~

>> No.4876235

>>4873300
omarun... stream onegai...

>> No.4877448

>>4871263
I assumed she just wanted some company and someone to make her some food from time to time.

>> No.4877785

>>4876235
maybe if her teeth stop hurting

>> No.4882449

>>4877785
Reminder to brush and floss your teeth.

>> No.4883533

Im keeping my membership until she decides to make a fanbox on her roommate. I dont want to keep supporting cover while Im trying to support my oshi.

>> No.4883847

>>4856971
Bullshit. We need lies that make us feel justifying us becoming antis, not reasonable points

>> No.4884449

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os1U4Uxy07o
Better be ready for PolDen

>> No.4886071
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4886071

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402806191336558594

>> No.4886277
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>>4886071
>Polka taking applications to join her circus
I'm not ready! I'm not talented yet!

>> No.4886532
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4886532

>>4886277
Do it regardless. Only (you) can help the circus grow

>> No.4887138

>>4883847
Joke aside, it's surprising what little it took for anons to go full anti with just a bunch unverified rrats.
We are truly no better than the chinks.

>> No.4887164

>>4886277
But I don't want to be a clown!

>> No.4887221
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>>4887164
But you were a clown all along.

>> No.4887347

>>4887164
You must be, or you wouldn't have come here.

>> No.4887426

>>4887138
The avalanche of rrats and anti tourist is due to the subreddit being locked. So all of them are flocking here to shit up the board. Now can we not derail this thread anymore and pleas keep the shitstorm posts to shitstorm threads? I stayed up to 4AM last night to keep this thread from getting pruned buy all the spam. Thank you.

t. Clowns

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>>4887426
Agreeed,
Also thanks based anon, I was wondering how the thread managed to survive the night.

>> No.4887571

>>4887164
Your welcome anything for my fellow Polkas.

>> No.4887624

>>4887571
oops meant for >>4887508

>> No.4887847

>>4886071
This is for the Q&A on her next episode?

>> No.4888030

>>4887426
Thank you for your service omaloser

>> No.4889481
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4889481

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1402831945713610761
Subtitles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.4889965

>>4889481
Finally I been waiting for those.

>> No.4890541
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4890541

>>4889481
Polka going the extra mile for her kaigainikis. She really does spoil us.

>> No.4891156

seems like the subs for ep one was done by niels good for him lol

>> No.4891410

>>4891156
Was about to mention that. yeah he got his subs accepted. Hope he doesn't get too full of himself over it.

>> No.4891596

>>4891410
He seems pretty lvl headed for the most part so hopefully not.

>> No.4895036

>>4883533
she has one on her roommate you nitwit

>> No.4895781

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmi4eCX1Zko
Polka...
I guess there goes the dream of Polka being Lamy's ASMR mic.

>> No.4896044
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4896044

>>4895781
Lamy is just too embarrassed
One day anon One day
>Pol+Lamy ASMR
>Imagine you are the mic between them

>> No.4896528

>>4896044
She said 5 Gen is like family, and you generally won't stop being embarrassed about discussing certain things with family even after growing up.
Funny enough I remember Polka saying she watch Lamy ASMR streams normally.

>> No.4896556

>>4896528
Polka is called an "honorary Yukimin" for a reason

>> No.4898614
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4898614

>Its your new favorite time of the week.
[Legend of Polka] Izutsu's memories!
DENSETSU!!
https://youtu.be/Os1U4Uxy07o

>> No.4900315
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4900315

>> No.4901176

>>4896556
is it because she's basically a fat middle aged old man?

>> No.4903534

>>4900315
That's a gosling-inducing Polka if I've ever seen one

>> No.4905886

>>4891596
https://twitter.com/vtjclips/status/1402843138411139076
It's gotten into his head already

>> No.4906028
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4906028

deleting my hololive folder, have a few pols for those who are staying

>> No.4906039

>>4905886
nah, that's alright.

>> No.4906050
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>> No.4906074
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>> No.4906099

>>4906028
bye bye

>> No.4906104
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4906124

>>4906099
matanene

>> No.4906135

>>4906050
yabe

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>> No.4906160
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4906160

>> No.4906180
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>> No.4906207
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4907959

>>4903534
One of my more recent finds, but this is my gosling inducer

>> No.4909440

Polka uploaded a bunch of shorts on twitter, also big (happy) thing on sunday she says.

>> No.4909597

>>4909440
My ears.
Also new song on sunday?

>> No.4909729

>>4909597
neils is saying a "visual thing" (his translation/words)

>> No.4911818
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4911818

https://files.catbox.moe/wlvtne.webm

>> No.4912771

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFN7Ks_mbmydh7y1Jv8xRtw/community?lb=UgwS98oCr7JujidTm4B4AaABCQ
Niels made a community post about the corrections staff made to his subs, pretty interesting

>> No.4912955

>>4912771
>Wow both videos have almost the same meaning, which means they obviously used mostly MY submission!
Fuck off, they used their own translator and that's it. It's incredible he's still trying to pretend he did most of it and now they reused all of his translation work for it.
Go back to getting sucked off on your shitty discord, Niels.

>> No.4912992

>>4912771
Here's a diff. Missed a few things for consistency, but whatever.
https://www.diffchecker.com/Twn0beGZ

>> No.4914572

I got Polka's "Lover Girl" stuck for 3 days now.

>> No.4915238
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4915238

https://www.youtube.com/post/UgwH_m6QFSK6JN8B0eN4AaABCQ
New post for everyone!!

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4915442

>>4915238
Aww, it's a shame just how much she's suffering due to her toothache. At least she doesn't seem down about it.

>> No.4915476

Why does the fanart make it look like polka has an underlying psychopathic streak? Or am I just crazy and seeing things that aren't there

>> No.4915604
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4915604

>>4915476
I wonder.

>> No.4915733

>>4915442
tootheaches fucking suck man especially if it's an absess or rotten tooth like polka likely has

t. Mutt without insurance and mulitple rotten teeth.

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4915793

>>4915476
Whatever could you mean, anon?

>> No.4917706

>>4915733
Dental problems are unreasonably painful.

>> No.4918136
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4918136

>>4915476
No your crazy. Polka would definitely not lock you up in her dungeon at knife point just because she found out about another vtuber's stream you accidently clicked on in your recommendations.

>> No.4920953
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4920953

>>4915476
You're nuts, now get back in the cage

>> No.4922352

>>4909729
Wonder what that is.
Sound like the clown has been working in a lot of different stuff at the same time.

>> No.4923544
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4923544

Please don't let this be polkas first outside Cover collab (there might've something else already but memory is failing me)

>> No.4923632

>>4923544
There was already the Polka x Polka ringfit collab.

>> No.4923638

>>4923544
The Polka x Polka collab.

>> No.4923897

Could anyone give me the Polka kazoo stream where she does Butter-Fly and Biggest Dreamer pls? I searched through a bunch of her kazoo videos and gave up trying, I’m weak.

>> No.4926043

>>4923897
I don't remember full kazoo covers for these songs. But you sometimes need to check her morning Ohapol streams since she does sing midway in some of those. Probably between the end of march to mid May streams.

>> No.4930100

>>4923544
Expecting collab after seeing single twitter reply is overly optimistic.

>> No.4930538

Polka's fat belly needs to be drummed on

>> No.4930902

>>4930538
Fuck off

>> No.4931217

>>4681686
They get along surprisingly well.

>> No.4932817

>>4930902
maybe when she loses weight

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>> No.4934874

>>4933771
Polka hand puppet show when?

>> No.4936534
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4936534

Bumping with some art and a video.

https://twitter.com/Chegi_Channel/status/1403098099128705026

>> No.4937162

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUa7CizxVrk
Don't think I would find timestamp but she had this thing on screen and didn't even read it out loud.

>> No.4937266

I wish Polka was real

>> No.4940007
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>> No.4941550

I wish polka was happy

>> No.4941586

I wish Polka was streaming already.

>> No.4943168

>>4936534
Well, that woke me up

>> No.4946398

>>4934874
Sunday.

>> No.4946500
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4946500

I wonder what will the new cover be. Polka is very unpredictable

>> No.4946570

>>4946500
I am actually pretty excited about it.
Been loving Polka's songs so far.

>> No.4946601

>>4829486
Please do not use "though" at the end of your sentence.

>> No.4946638

>>4946601
why tho?

>> No.4946666

Help, I've been trying to get these colored napkins out of my pocket for 2 hours but there's always another one of a different color tied to the ones I pull out.

>> No.4946698

>>4946666
Oh no the Polkafications is happening. >>4674126

>> No.4947410

>>4946500
Any guesses? I remember some anon suggesting Mental Chainsaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbSMzi9niVg

>> No.4947586

>>4947410
there were a couple posted that were really good.

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>> No.4951549
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4951549

https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1403412421402763265
OYAPOL!OHAPOL!!

>> No.4951667
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4951667

So semi unrelated question, but I want to make a Polka in PSO2, have any one of you made a good polka look a like I could use for inspiration?

>> No.4951841

>>4951549
Is Polka appearing in Nene's live or was that a different thing they were going to do together?

>> No.4951867

>>4951841
they are doing VARK together, tomorrow is Nene's sololive

>> No.4952741

>>4951667
Yeah look up Yamato Go. That should be a good reference.

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4954227

>>4947410
I wonder what this would sound like but I guess she won't because Aqua's cover was pretty good already

>> No.4955169

Am I the only one that gets an erection everytime Polka laughs?

>> No.4955213

>>4954227
Astel's Cover is the best one

>> No.4955217

>>4955169
boner in my heart, maybe

>> No.4957000

>>4955169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqPGjp6Zcmk&t=45s

>> No.4957125

>>4954227
I could swear her roomate sung it, but couldn't find it.
Also she mentioned she "found" a new song, so I doubt it would be one already heavily covered.

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>> No.4957327 [SPOILER] 
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>>4957288

>> No.4958980

>>4936534
i can't stop watching

>> No.4960248
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4960248

I wonder how her idol outfit will be like

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4961594

>>4895781

>> No.4961763

>>4712824
darkest dungeon.

>> No.4962392

>>4712824
Darkwood

>> No.4962561

>>4960248
I am not ready for Polka's idol outfit.

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4962785

>>4961594

>> No.4964251

>>4961594
Was it a dream or they did fuck?

>> No.4965398

See you next thread, fellow Polkas

>> No.4965692
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4965692

>>4965398
See you there, Polka!!!

>> No.4965751

I WANT TO FUCK POLKA'S PUSSY!!!

>> No.4965887

I want fuck Polka's navel window

>> No.4966798

I just want to cuddle and be sure everything will be alright

>> No.4966841

>>4966798
>it won't

>> No.4966851

I WANT TO SOLVE POLKA'S INSECURITIES WITH THE POWER OF MY DICK

>> No.4966996

>>4966851
not while namefaging

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4967034

>>4966798
same

>> No.4967884

Polker...

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