/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>46539277

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

>Didn't do anything about her PC during the break
>Uses it as an excuse for another break
How much you wanna bet this is going to happen?

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I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura the most!

[Anonymous No.]

It's been 2 and a half years since she graced us with her small presence and I still love her.

[Anonymous No.]

Sometimes I wish she was a 3view like Kiara

[Anonymous No.]

my wife

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>>46563935
She would still ghost us. It's not a viewer number problem, it's a Gura problem.

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>>46563813
>>46563851
>>46564028
My posts

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>>46564057
Child

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

Squishy, soft, tiny, warm, adorable.

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>>46563754
I wanna taste gurmbas pissy cuncun

[Anonymous No.]

A minor or first-degree sunburn will typically last three to five days...

[Anonymous No.]

sweet appetite is a great tune

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>>46564297
I hope if she's still gonna rest it she at least let's us know, though I don't really expect it.

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FUCK

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>>46564045
Well that was a fucking lie. Watch member streams.

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what is your favourite thing about gura?

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>>46564491
Fucking smug rabbit shark...

[Anonymous No.]

>squirming Gura fighting you as you apply aloe vera very liberally all over

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, Gura had this 4 day break already planned and then had to come up with some excuse instead of just telling her fans that she would be off until Monday.

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>>46564656
I love everything about her, no way I could pick a favorite part

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>>46564656
the times when she knows what shes about to say is really dumb and cringe but she says it anyway to make us laugh at her expense

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>>46564656
she makes me feel comfy

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>>46564656
>tied for smallest in Hololive
>beautiful eyes
>nasally and adorable voice, cute way she enunciates words
>her adorable and funny noises, screams, and verbal tics, very cute mannerisms
>she's actually very small and the stories around it are adorable
>funny and witty with perfect comedic timing and delivery, good sense of humor and very good at ad-libbing
>huge knowledge on memes and references, knows when jokes get stale
>amazing pitch control, vibrato, and the timbre of an angel when singing, she has a special way of conveying emotion
>big passion for singing / music and other performing arts
>sassy, bratty, cheeky, can be a massive tease
>very sweet and emotional girl who cries easily and openly shows care towards others
>can be very girly and giddy which makes her even cuter
>dorky and weird and when she's chatting she actually goes on about fascinating topics
>loving towards her fanbase and her friends in hololive
>the way she shows genuine appreciation towards her fans and the stuff they do for her (the fan letters, cheering her on, giving her love, etc.)
>the way she gets flustered easily, second guesses what she says and stumbles over her own words
>she's very cute with all her personal and relatable childhood stories (stuff she did with mom, how she sleeps on her belly surrounded by pillows, old computer games she liked as a kid, her interest in bugs, etc.)
>the way she goes on about the mundane things in her life like what she bought at the store or what she had for dinner
>her health problems like her anemia, and her messiness make her even more endearing and give the urge to protect her
>the way she's that she's shy and self conscious / insecure / nervous about various things in her life and about herself (like her screams, stomach noises, snorts, etc.) and the way that she gets embarrassed makes her even more endearing and cute
>the way she appreciates her members for supporting her, helping her get over her stage fright, etc.
>her antisocialness, lack of IRL social interactions, and loneliness and the way she appreciates us for giving her someone to chat to and be there for her
>her love of her family and the way she always talks so sweetly about her mother
>the fact that she might be autistic
>has cute and interesting hobbies like cooking, baking, and gardening
>likes video games and she's a pretty good rhythm gamer
>loves cute girls
>she's not self-centered, narcissistic, or egotistic at all, distances herself from social media and is free from drama, she's the polar opposite of an attention whore and likes living quietly / away from the public eye
>she has a fascination with history, nature, and other educational topics, watches videos/documentaries on topics a lot of girls wouldn't find interesting
>very country girl with her farm/home stories and the way that she's handy, crafty, sews, gardens, etc.
>tomboyish with her speaking patterns, interests, love of the old west, gross things she brings up, etc., while also having extremely girly moments
Basically she's literally the perfect girl in my eyes. I don't understand how it's possible to not fall in love with her if you watch her enough. She's top notch in entertainment, cuteness, loveability, talent, etc, and her singing is so angelic that I can't even listen to some performances without crying.
She's also blessed with an avatar that suits her so well, though I'd still watch her even she was a voice only streamer.

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>>46564736
Wrong.

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>>46564736
What else do the voices tell you buddy? They're pretty funny aren't they.

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>>46564736
She's streaming today?

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>>46564736
Remember I am not some mentally ill freak that has no life. Meds

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>>46564781
the most accurate pasta

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>>46564736
I knew she was gonna ghost us when she said see you soon
>Monday
I don't see any frame yet

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>>46564781
Came here to post this. He's literally me.

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>>46564801
you have no proof of this but I hope she does, I hope it's minecraft, and I hope she brings back the bgm that drove everybody nuts

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>>46564841
Kill yourself.

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>>46564781
Reading this hurts because I know I'll never find someone as good as her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46564801
oh you were making a >gura streaming shitpost, fucking hell I'm too tired to read

[Anonymous No.]

pet shart

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>>46564781
Based

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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>>46565005

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I'm starting to let the resentment grow inside me. I don't want to feel like this towards her...

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>>46565115
>>46563764
Fucking based

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>>46565260
Sounds like a you problem. Why anyone would ever get so invested in a female they can't even touch is beyond me.

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>>46565556

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>>46565556
M

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>>46565260
Retard. Go lift.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46565556
M

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>>46565556
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>46565260
Send feedback
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46565556
M

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>>46565556
M!

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why does this damn dirty yankee democrat want with my rootin, tootin, gun shootin, country music lovin, free speech advocatin shark wife?

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>>46564781
You forgot to say that she ghosts her fans and that she hates streaming

[Anonymous No.]

are (you) excited for the gura stream today

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>>46565556
M

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>>46565877
Good chance this retard isn't even much of a fan and he's just trying to become a meme by leeching off her. Most verified accounts that try to interact with her are such raging faggots

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>>46565556
M

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>>46565890
Nothing to get excited about until there's a frame.

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>>46565890
She won't stream today, cunny hurt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566238
yeah, from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566238
Sorry

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I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

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>>46566238

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>>46564781
cringe

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>>46566388
I kneel

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>>46564781
Based

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>no delivery

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>>46565890
Is it deep kissing asmr?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566557
sunburnt skin peeling ASMR

[Anonymous No.]

Hard Metal Gawraoke tonight chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

Nothing tonight chumbies, the usual!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566678
Well the reviews are okay
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1014460/Nothing/

[Anonymous No.]

My arms and chest are sore from my reps yesterday, got me feeling good today buds. I love her so fucking much, I want to keep improving myself for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566388
hell yes the king of /ggg/ is finally here!

[Anonymous No.]

I need to goom again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566773
Me too bro. I need to get fit before LA so I can pick up all the cute fembuds.

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>>46566843

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ok if she doesn't show up today, then this time I'm actually done with her FOR SURE

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>>46566906
>fembuds
Good luck, I only have one sharkgirl in mind

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is wishing us a happy day.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the new intro/loading screen she said she would get soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46566961
>he still believes he's allowed to leave

[Anonymous No.]

going on vacation soon, do chumbies think I'll need to pack more or should this be enough?

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>>46566906
I'll be there bro. We can find fembuds together.

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>>46566906
>>46567457
THESE GUYS ARE GONNA DO KISSY, GAY STUFF IN THE BATHROOM

[Anonymous No.]

my sister came to my house and made fun of me for "being in love" with a blue anime girl after she saw all my gura merch and wallpapers

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>>46566906
>>46567457
>>46567530
Can I get an on-topic edit of this image?

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>>46567650
And you care why?

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>>46567650
I'm glad my sister is, herself, a vtuber.
She understands.

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>>46567650
Force her to dress up as Gura then mercilessly inseminate her

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>>46567800
Post her channel, Imma groom her and become your brother

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason, I don't think today is going to be a very good day.

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>>46567760
I'm the laughing stock of my family because I'm almost 30 and I don't have a wife. (Except for Gura, who is in fact my wife.)

[Anonymous No.]

remember when gura was not a source of constant frustration and disappointment? such an absolute shame that it came to this

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>>46568021
Who cares? I know she doesn't always follow it but I love that Gura at least preaches that you should do things you enjoy despite what other people think. You're easily still young enough to find a wife, and if you don't want to fuck what your family thinks and enjoy life alone. also don't get too attached to Gura, because she's already married to me

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>>46563785
If there's no stream today it's a 90% chance.

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>>46568021
boomers genuinely don't understand just how difficult the cultural rot they set in motion has made things, a lot of us wouldn't be watching vtubers in the first place if we weren't genuinely dealt a shitty hand dating wise

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>>46564781
cringe as fuck

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I am willing to believe that she had no internet. That she did not stream yesterday besides her internet working again could also be explained by her having made plans beforehand that conflicted with her streaming time. But there is absolutely NO excuse for not streaming today.

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>>46566448
>>46568322
keep seething faglord

[Anonymous No.]

theres nothing cringe about loving your wife

[Anonymous No.]

Can we get a day 5 ladies and gents

[Anonymous No.]

I like how Gura came up with some BS excuse to explain her ghosting only to go right back to ghosting us with no explanation.

[Anonymous No.]

Our love for Gura brings him anguish. That's enough to brighten my day. So I'll keep loving her.

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>>46568424
I always believed her, it only bugged me that she didn't care to let us know from her phone during all those days

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>>46568622
She just put out a short, it's not ghosting

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>>46568628
based and same desu

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>>46568801
watch him switch to the short not counting because it was "low-effort"

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>>46568885
you mean watch you guys reply to yourselves on both sides of a faggy slapfight, right?

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>>46568885
The short doesn't count anyway anon

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>>46568942
schizo

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>>46568801
>>46568885
Shorts aren't comparable to streams.

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>>46568628
Never forget...the most PON moment...

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>>46568985
its about ghosting you numbnut

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>>46567800
I'm going to groom your sister.

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Alright Goob, put the frame up. I hope her internet didn't go out again

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no stream today would be a literal punch in our faces

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>>46568424
Sunburn bad enough can lead to some nasty side effects, I can live with another break day but I just want her to tell us she's still resting if that's the case

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>>46568622
>BS excuse
You know nothing about American ISPs, SEA-chama

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>>46568993
Really disappointed that we didn't get a raid after that, the raid with Irys was better imo.

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>>46569149
Maybe she doesn't like revealing stuff so she can surprise us in chatting streams when the time comes.

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>>46569153
I have Comcast and never had my internet go out unless there was a power outage.

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>>46569135
no it wouldnt

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My filter is catching some detritus

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WAITING ROOM UP

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>>46569153
Anon he totally knows all US ISPs fix issues in 12 hours or less, didn't you know that? Ramao

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>>46569153
ISPs don't go out for that many days. Something like 12 hours is believable, but not that.

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>>46569149
She should have told us when the next stream will be in her latest tweet. Its so fucking irritating to be stuck in limbo time and time again with no clue what to expect.

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>>46569213
Yes it would. There simply is no excuse to not stream anymore. If she doesn't then it pretty much means she does not give a fuck.

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>>46569153
I've had pretty unstable internet for the last five years and routinely goes through some outage due to maintenance. None of the outages has ever lasted over a day, if that.

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>>46569281
She might not have wanted to specify because she didn't know how she'd be feeling today
>>46569203
Not sure how that has anything to do with her sunburn.

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>>46569267
Like fucking clockwork

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>>46569381
I'm just talking in general. I.e why she doesn't specify why she doesn't stream in tweets and stuff.

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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

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>>46569209
>>46569254
>>46569267
>>46569376
You guys have clearly been lucky, or you live in a big city. I've literally had multi-day internet issues in the past where they've had to send out technicians multiple times. Usually the outages are on and off, making the internet unstable. They also always try to con you into buying their overly expensive routers. The only way I was able to get shit fixed quickly is by threatening to LEAVE.
Every single person I've ever talked to irl has said the same thing, you can also find NUMEROUS examples online of other people going through the SAME THING
Fuck ISPs.

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>>46569281
She can't just say that the next stream is thursday without another excuse. Imagine the seethe.

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Anyways, there's a lot of streams tonight, so it's possible she doesn't stream tonight. I'd expect one tomorrow for sure though if that's the case.

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>sunburn hort
we are reaching new levels of ridiculous

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The ISP I had in college would go down for days at a time for zero reason and I'd be forced to do all my work on campus instead. I think people don't understand just how shitty some of the lesser known companies can be

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>>46569344
>schizobabble
Nah.

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>>46569503
yeah definitely a stream tomorrow if there isn't one today, and if you post this every day sometimes it even comes true

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>>46569503
>Anyways, there's a lot of streams tonight, so it's possible she doesn't stream tonigh
huh? why the fuck shoudl that matter?

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I don't have time to post dino today. You are on your own chumbies.

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>>46569483
Anon my post was mocking the retard that keeps spouting that no us based ISP would allow their network to be down multiple days

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The fuck is an ISP?
Is that some kind of dumb Star Wars thing?

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Hey Gura, if you're here right now, get the crew together.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1929610/Demonologist/

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>>46569509
>some of the lesser known companies can be
My experience with Comcast has literally been horrible tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569567
oh nyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569577
Internet Service Provider.

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>>46569567
There's always time to post dinos, get back to it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46569599
that sun is hurting my wife

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>>46569595
Im not surprised, I'm glad I've never dealt with them. I was just pointing out for as many large isps people hate there are small ones that are just as bad, if not worse

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>>46569574
I just decided to respond to everyone who gave me a (you). Sorry you got caught in the crossfire, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>does not stream for weeks
>comes back
>streams a few times
>fucks off again for unknown period of time

After EVERY.SINGLE. "comeback" of hers its the same shit. I am done trying to convince myself that things will get better next time. Fuck you Gura!

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Gura please come back soon feel free to take Thursday off though, im busy that night

[Anonymous No.]

There's a reason why Gura's yab free, and consistently creates good content. Let her do her thing. All chumbides know this already though.

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>>46569734
Thursday is when she comes back from the 7 day break

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>>46569743
>There's a reason why Gura's yab free
No streams to yab in?

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>>46569732
She just streamed a couple days ago, schizobud.

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>>46569767
Nyo..

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hey

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>>46569743
>consistently creates good content
What content?

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>>46569804
yes she did
and now we are nearing day 5 of no stream

[Anonymous No.]

God bless that script that autohides every post without an image

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>>46569743
You got them now chumbie. They're seething

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>>46569856
>waaaah waaah waaaaah
Well then fuck off, maybe?

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>>46569881
You are damn right I am seething. That Gura does not stream makes me really fucking angry.

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>>46569870
they never post any cute guras

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[Anonymous No.]

I hate how lazy Gura can be and how she tries to milk every break she takes as much as she can.

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>>46569835

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Being a chumbud is suffering....

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>>46569973
My wife is proud of me

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>>46569577
That's ISD. Imperial-class Star Destroyer.

Close though, have this cute picture of a cat shark.

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>>46569732
See you in a few posts!

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>>46569973
I want to think that Gura came here and saw the sped up train version of her flossing that I made and used that

[Anonymous No.]

I ate too much and now I feel like im gonna borf. Digest faster food. Get out of my stomach.

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>>46569973
Man I love this short

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>>46569973
That's not "consistent" content also
>No stream

[Anonymous No.]

Doesn't look like there's that much suffering going on in here?
Apart from the falseflaggers, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>tickets for concert go on sale on the 5th
>it's the 3rd and they still haven't announced what time
Some of us have jobs COVER come on.

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>>46569973
I unironically hope this retard makes more shorts lmao

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i remember how i laughed when people said gura will be ENs ayame and that there is no way this would happen
well look at her now

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>>46570167
>Apart from the falseflaggers, of course.
They're suffering because chumbuds are happy and will always love Gura

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>>46570135
it seems like content to me

[Anonymous No.]

>Look away for 10 minutes
>+54 posts
nice subtle raid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570248
Their suffering enhances my love for goob. Its weird how that works.

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shark

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>>46570178
They're better than any of her streams at least

[Anonymous No.]

This lazy bitch basically goes on vacation every break she takes.

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>>46570178
Shorts are great content, she always needed to make shorts, she should make more shorts and it never should have crossed your mind that her making shorts could possibly be a bad thing.

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>>46569503
>For sure tomorrow
This is turning into a meme

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>>46570541
Shorts should be used to clip their own content and give them a boost in the algorithm

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>>46570585
That along with
>Next month for sure

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>>46570585
There is literally no reason she wouldn't stream today

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>>46570641
PC 2 hawt

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>>46570641
There hasn't been any good reason not to stream on many of the days she didn't stream, that didn't stop her from not streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

They're threadshitting again? That's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570744
what dance move is the left gura doing?

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>>46570641
Since when has Gura needed a reason to not stream

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>>46570787
The wedgie

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>>46570641
she can't stream because she's moving and got caught in a tornado, then flung into a hurricane on her way to japan, where she cannot stream for longer than five minutes due to her laptop overheating

[Anonymous No.]

Gura shorts

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>>46570871
To think she's also working on projects on top of all this

[Anonymous No.]

I need to goom again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570982
Little sister project any day now

[Anonymous No.]

>no frame
Why does she hate us so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571083
HER ISP IS DOWN RETARD

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>>46570167
all I see are cute guras hopefully the bots wont figure out nobody can see them if they don't post witn an image now

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>>46571144
Proof?

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>>46571164
Shh. They will start using images if you say that too often.

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>>46571164
>>46571226
they already use images you fucking morons

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571261
Never noticed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46555886
Why don't you export her twitter follows if you care so much? You can tell what changed that way. It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Are we seriously gonna start crossposting things from 5 hours ago?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571386
>we
No. Only me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571144
>i just got it back(yay)
retard

[Anonymous No.]

Time to do my reps. Good luck chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571459
>Got it back
>Still doesn't stream

[Anonymous No.]

she doesn’t like her job enough and she made tons of money

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>>46570169
Im waiting to hear still too. Lucky even with work I've managed to get most of my Wednesday clear, but holy fuck it's annoying that they wait until the last minute to announce nearly everything

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>>46571226
>>46571261
The irony of shitposting antis being forced to post Gura to even be seen is actually pretty funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46570993
Again?

[Anonymous No.]

is it considered cheating if you watch another girl?
i watched about 3 minutes for fauna's faith stream then i felt guilty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571890
The amount of people actually viewing images only is pretty small, it's not like it makes much difference.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571951
She already played Faith so you're good
If she hadn't it'd be cheating

[Anonymous No.]

>>46571951
Gura likes when we watch other girls and vtubers and content. That stops us from being whining shitters who bug her for not streaming.

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>>46571951
Watching other holos isn't, Gura wants you to. Chasing their attention with things like certain chat comments or superchats is though. I only talk in my sharkwife's chat even though im membered to other holos as well

[Anonymous No.]

is gura dead?

[Anonymous No.]

Each day she doesn't stream is one more day gone until she returns to Japan, where she definitely won't stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572126
It's okay to talk in chat and even superchat if you don't say that you WUV THEM like a whore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572028
Mmm fish

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572215
I don't agree, superchats are inherently attention seeking. If you're trying to get attention from another girl then that's basically cheating on Gura.

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>>46572314
Chatting is inherently attention-seeking, so if you're going to be retarded like that I guess you're doing the right thing by not chatting at all.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura went outside and sought attention from the sun by baring her skin to it.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I knew what broke her desire to be a streamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572142
gura is kill

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The cycle:
>break
>return
>briefly understands that people want to know when she's streaming
>communicates for 1(one) instance what is going on and when she'll stream
>forgets about it afterwards
How. How can she keep forgetting that people want to know when the fuck she's streaming? She doesn't. She just can't be assed to care. Not even money motivates her.

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>>46572353
If a simple question was asked and you answered I wouldn't classify that as attention seeking, but I just avoid chat all together so the small details don't matter to me. continuing that thought, I also don't interact in other girl's chats because I know how nice it feels to have a message read by my oshi so I'd rather not interrupt other fanbases. I know it's a meaningless idea but still something I follow

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute! Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572554
I like the thought that there's some schizo annoyed that their oshi is reading a grey's message. Should have chatted better, fucker. I'm just too good.

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>>46572552
You just keep believing her when she pretends to forget. Why would she stop?

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>>46572552
>not even money motivates her
SHE'S STREAMING BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME EVEN THE ANTIS ADMIT IT

[Anonymous No.]

Unironically I stopped caring about complaining and reading about it. Too busy having a panic attack about having no money for important things and a test I must pass but am woefully unprepared for.

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>>46572587
i totally forgot he had a non-horny account, was wondering where you grabbed that from

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>>46572587
lucas you are the best!

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>>46572615
Im not annoyed by it though, i just don't care about attention from anyone but Gura to the point where I need to try and compete with another fanbase. It's the same reason I don't typically try to get signed merch from the other girls, id much rather hope the limited sets are going to fans that have each holo as their oshi. Even though it doesn't matter when faggot scalpers still exist.

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>>46572779
>non-horny accont
>gura naked covered in ikea sharks
How is this not horny?

[Anonymous No.]

>sorry chumbies, no stream today because (checks notes) i got sunburned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573036
If she could at least do that. I actually literally do not care about the reason and how valid or not it is. Watching the hours go by wondering "surely a 4 day break was enough ,its a new week, today right" is torture.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife is pretty cute

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>>46573106
You've been told several times that she's taking a 7 day vacation and coming back Thursday. Just stop ignoring it if you don't want this "torture"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46572877
Is this a horni?

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>>46573397
I have an overwhelming urge

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>>46565260
She's been doing this for at least 6 months now. You're a retard if you're only resenting it now

[Anonymous No.]

Good afternoon, yesbuds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573338
You're my favorite schizo "I have supernatural understanding into Gura's schedule but I'm always wrong" bud

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is NOT a goom shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573664
If Gura was here she would have been a goom shark...

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>>46573702
THE KIDS ARE GOOMING

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Where did it all go so fucking wrong man. I was once like you, defending every ghosting. I even reset any doubt I had about her when she said she was having health issues. But now it's clear that the golden, silver, hell bronze age of Gura is over. She will never be great again, never soar again, we're feeding off the table scraps instead.

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>>46572393
Her sacrifice is noted. May the aloe vera be applied thoroughly.

[Anonymous No.]

Whewe did iwt aww gow so fucking wwong man. I was once wike uwu, defending evewy ghosting. I even weset any doubt i had abouwt hew whewn she said she was having heawth issues. But now iwt's cweaw thawt the gowden, siwvew, heww bwonze age of guwa iws ovew. She wiww nevew be gweat again, nevew soaw again, we'we feeding off the tabwe scwaps instead.

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>>46573869
heh

[Anonymous No.]

they sound even more pathetic than doomersharts in dying gacha game threads...

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>>46573632
as a pessimistic impatientbud my favorite is still >>46573869 because he never fails to amuse me
shoutout to lovenestbud for the fanatical horny optimism as well

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>>46573869
Chumbuds unironically losing their minds at this point, I see

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>>46573966
I'm still mad they shut down priconne EN. Fuck clownchyroll

[Anonymous No.]

Gumi... please...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573991
hi tourist

[Anonymous No.]

Tender shart

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573869
kino

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I was expecting something today… well, more elden ring and depression…

[Anonymous No.]

So when it ends up not being "tomorrow for sure" are you gonna move the goalposts again? Just continue making excuses for her?

[Anonymous No.]

WELL GOOD FUCKING GOOD GURA
I guess i will HAVE TO WATCH CERES FAUNA INSTEAD
pojfdgdpojgfdojkl

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>>46573869
I laugh at these every single time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574299
hey dude same, I'm spending all my time trying to parry everything because you start ng+ so strong that there's no point in playing normally

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574323
hi5 sapbud

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait to see everyone lose their minds when bigfish shows up on the minecraft streams. Too hort to go live though

[Anonymous No.]

You darn YESBUDS, we'll get you yet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574468
>I can't wait to see everyone lose their minds when bigfish shows up on the minecraft streams.
I don't want to have to enjoy Gura through others.

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>>46574468
I'm shocked she hasn't already. It's almost like she's not able to for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574468
She's not at home, anon. There's a reason whe tweeted from iPhone instead of web twitter when "her internet came back"

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>>46574544

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>>46574544
stop noticing things

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574544
Damn, must suck to have an oshi who hides everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46573869
guwa's tabwe scwaps...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574544
No! Gura is at home! She's scared of going outside!... Unless her wifi tragically breaks and she decides to stay out long enough to get sunburnt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574468
Fauna should bully her if that happens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574076
Gumi?

[Anonymous No.]

I tried to fart but I sharted

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574832
Good one Gura, now put the frame up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574927
no frame until thursday

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will upload the heart-eyes tiktok to youtube shorts this tomorrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575024
Can't. It has music which elevates it to a level beyond.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575024
Fantastic. But what about streams?

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba wants us fantasizing about her cun-cun!
ToT

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>>46565260
I was s much happier as an oshiless clipfag. None of this would matter to me. I let her get in too deep. At some level I fundamentally recognize being this reliant on shark is not normal. But I still think that expecting her to talk to her audience about schedules, why no streams etc and act like a human not an aloof ghost about it is the rational take.

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>>46575059
Music can be recreated with the fart soundboard

[Anonymous No.]

I am busy today and I would have missed the stream, thanks gura for thinking about me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46574951
Another 8 day break? What for?

[Anonymous No.]

Looks like another day off.

[Anonymous No.]

I was s much happiew as an oshiwess cwipfag. None of thiws wouwd mattew tuwu me. I wet hew get in too deep. At sowme wevew i fundamentawwy wecognize being thiws wewiant own shawk iws nowt nowmaw. But i stiww think thawt expecting hew tuwu tawk tuwu hew audience abouwt scheduwes, why no stweams etc awnd act wike a human nowt an awoof ghost abouwt iwt iws the wationaw take.

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https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1642995690983890945
can't wait to tell gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575098
There's always some jackass that makes this type of comment whenever she doesn't stream isn't there?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575162
How? It's banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575173
It's the truth though, I have to drive for 3 hours to visit my parents today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575173
Why should they not? It's true that many people can't make Gura's streams, and hearing about them would make Gura happy. You should encourage it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575162
You can't. She has that word banned

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46575460

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575416
Gura doesn't deserve encouragement or praise

[Anonymous No.]

I hope we get another excuse on twitter soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Why bother break containment? It will boil up, she'll leave a token IMPLICATION that she cares, then get forgiven and reset the cycle. Baffling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575563
You won't. Just radio silence and no streams

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>>46575563
You didn't even get one yesterday. She wasn't even making an excuse, your hopeful heart took it that way. She was just randomly tweeting about sunburns. If she though she needed to make an excuse she'd have said she had ongoing ISP issues, not that they ended. Excusing her behavior doesn't even register to her any more, since she doesn't perceive what's going on as a problem at all.

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>>46575506
She deserves both!

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>>46575795
Ongoing issues would be giving information away about future streams (no stream tonight). Can't have that.
What I'm hoping for is another excuse tomorrow or Wednesday that "explains" the last 3 days and still says nothing about future streams. It's how Ayame does it.

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>>46575866
Can any anon give me 5 quick examples of times she was encouraged and that developed into something?
This woman has so many deep rooted issues thousands of "yes, do the thing you want to do, we'll love you for it" don't budge her to do it, ever. Encouragement is sadly, worthless other than a momentary high.

[Anonymous No.]

She's only going to show up for the mandatory Collab for the concert isn't she....

[Anonymous No.]

>blatant seething falseflaggot shitting up the thread
Please just end your life already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575928
baffling post. learn english.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575928

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/nf09339793/status/1642986773705011200
very cute shark

[Anonymous No.]

I think Gura is checked out... it's over

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry, I know this goes against the lore but I'd rather Goobs tail was soft and squishy rather than shark-like sandpaper...

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>>46576198
No one here wants to have this conversations cause its basically been on repeat for a year but...yeah. Her return from a health break (come back strong!) and Japan was supposed to be her peak. I fully expected her to gat least give it her all for a month like in..what was it, November/October? But there goes the last chance for a reneweal.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46576238
Gura is a shapeshifter and can make her tail squishy if she wants to, also she said she uses it as a pillow so it must be soft and squishy sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

When's the last time Gura streamed on a tuesday. It seems she hates that day the most.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46576415
I wish Gura streamed more on Tuesday because, for whatever reason, everyone on HoloEN seems to take Tuesday off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576482
Who is the girl on the right?

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>>46576415
If we use that argument based on when she doesn't stream then she must really despise sunday through saturday

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576238
If Gura's tail is soft and squishy I'm going to cuddle it all day every day
If Gura's tail is hard and muscly I'm going to cuddle it all day every day
I WILL cuddle the tail and no one, not even God himself, can stop me.

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>>46576501
me :3

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>>46576553
Even if it straight up feels like a cheese grater?

[Anonymous No.]

Do they really have nothing else to say?
As far as I can tell it's always the same few shitposts repeated ad nauseam.
Is it fun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46575639
If it's a cycle, then why do you pretend to be surprised?

[Anonymous No.]

I swear if she shows up in someone Minecraft stream tonight I'm gonna really be pissed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576857
I. Will. Cuddle. The. Tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46576889
it is fun calling Gura out and watching yesbuds seethe. you know deep down most of what's said is true

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>>46576889
crazy how it was quiet and then started back up as soon as you started posting, funny coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that the only replies you're getting are coming from people also trying to shit up the thread, because everyone sane can't even see your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577009
Indirect replies are still replies.

[Anonymous No.]

> you get to rub ur pp on Goobs tail
> but its surface is picrel
would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577113
I probably shouldn't
but

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577009
I still see them. I think I accidentally upset them though, sorry.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46576937
>deep down
What does that even mean? Gura said she lost internet for 3 days and then proceeded to not stream or say anything at all for another two days. We can all see it. It's not something you know "deep down".

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>>46577413
don't friendly fire me bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577393
too many streams frankly 2bh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577393
We didn't know just how good we had it..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577393
I wish she could see this

[Anonymous No.]

the bigfish hunt begins

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>>46577587
it may be partly why we are where we are because she did too much back then

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>>46577515
Yeah, I don't like when she streams that often. Breaks are important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577697
Fauna presses tab every minute. Gura isn't there.
It should have been obvious when she tweeted from iPhone yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46577515
>>46577717
Niggers

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't give a fuck anymore...

[Anonymous No.]

feels like fauna is specifically ignoring the trident

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>>46577834
you're arguing with no one retard, i figured as much and didn't believe the isp excuse to begin with, but that does not mean she couldn't be home and playing today
i'm watching fauna either way so it's not like i'm wasting my time

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>>46577889
Feels like? She is ignoring Gura. Just like she and Gura refuse to play together even though they both said for so long that they want to.

[Anonymous No.]

at least proofreed your shit you ESL retard

[Anonymous No.]

I think we can all agree Fauna should give Goob a good spanking for being a cheeky brat

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>>46577937
>but that does not mean she couldn't be home and play today
I guess. She didn't though, and if she logs in during the stream, there'll be a big yellow chat message telling you so on screen. Not exactly a hunt.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to suck gura glowstick

[Anonymous No.]

>both online

[Anonymous No.]

So what's going on in here? Larping?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578100
oh, you're back, feels like its been a while but not nearly long enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578100
How do you know she is online?

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>>46577393
AIIIIEEEEEEEEE DELET THIS SHE WAS NEVER A STREAMER

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>>46577840
Nah, it's true. I'm sure managers weren't telling her no because they'd lose money, but she should have taken it easier sometimes in 2021, and I have no doubt that she burned herself out which is why what happened happened.
They did too many collabs and stuff in 2021.

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>>46577834
Oh, so she did go on trip and it was planned before the "internet outage." She did lie, lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578369
Nah man, you've just gaslit yourself into thinking the status quo right now is fine. You're so busy trying to justify her behavior that you think her doing her job is a bad thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578577
Athletes don't train every day because if they did they'd constantly get injuries.

[Anonymous No.]

Is impregnation possible under water for humanoids? What if Atlanteans have to surface to breed?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578640
Oh my god, no one can be this stupid. I refuse to believe it
You cannot compare sitting on your ass playing minecraft to physical exertion, especially not professional athletics
You fuckers are delusional

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578369
Cover are massive numberniggers as seen on the billboards. She gained the vast majority of her subs in 2020/2021 when she actually streamed. They are begging her to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578733
you are worse than any anti, save the full image you fucking savage

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578759
Mental fatigue is just as much of a thing as physical fatigue. It has happened to tons of holos before. Gura and cover chased too hard for the stars and it bit them back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578752
Proof next thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578869
You do NOT get mental fatigued from streaming 4 hours a week. People can handle 40 hour work weeks for decades you retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578829
no
im out and phone posting
you cant make me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578887
proof right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578936
Entirely depends on how much socializing and being in front of an audience effects you. I would be scarred for a month if I did it for 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578936
Those people also aren't talking in front of 10,000+ constantly and having to do cons and concerts.
I don't know why you're so adamant against this since the proof is right in front of your eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

chubie status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46578936
I give 10 minutes talks to a crowd of just 100 sometimes at work and it gives me brain fog for the rest of the day and insomnia the night before. I wouldn’t even say I’m as socially anxious as Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579007
>>46579043
This is beyond pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579132
You will never be as successful as Gura so you wouldn't know

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the part of the timeloop where we pretend that all holo work stops as soon as the stream ends?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579043
what do you mean the pressure of being the numba wan chuuba is no big deal, i'm sure all of us know how that feels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579132
I'm talking about a feeling I know is real because I literally feel it myself you retard, you can't just dismiss it because you don't believe in the concept of empathy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579270
it's the part of the timeloop where they stopped getting bites from 'where is she and why isn't she streaming' and have now switched to 'actually I don't watch streams anyway'

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Gura, it's not difficult to just tell your fans at the end of your last stream that you'll be taking a week off. That way when management gets on you for ghosting you don't have to come up with some lame excuse. I think she's afraid to because she's already taken so much time off and knows that it looks bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579270
It's the part where chumbuds act like Gura is incapable of doing the work that the other 70 members of hololive do and manage to stream at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579301
>>46579238
ok newfags, she used to have more viewers and streamed consistently for a year

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579043
Anon please, please stop pretending we haven't seen Gura do this "incredibly taxing" thing of consistent streaming for like 15 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579393
And I bet that was incredibly fatiguing. Not saying she shouldn't do it again or that I don't want her to, because I do. But I still understand how it can cause exhaustion, cause I'm not emotionally retarded.

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>>46579393
>>46579445
yes we know what happened
gura came in like a blazing storm, streamed a shitton in the first half of 2021, then slowly started showing signs of burnout, council came along, gura revitalized for a bit, then the slow down until she took a break.
let her get her shit together. she shouldn't become 2021 gura again because that's unhealthy. she should have a healthy schedule.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579377
>I think she's afraid to because she's already taken so much time off and knows that it looks bad.
It does look bad, but ghosting is a bad multiplier, not a deescalator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579270
Is this the part of the timeloop where we blindly believe that she's taken 5 days off because of "Holowork" when everyone else can do it and stream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579454
Excuses, excuses, excuses
Keep inventing excuses in your head
Anything other than the obvious conclusions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579528
everyone else isn't the most popular member with higher expectations on their shoulders

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579489
>Streamed a shitton
She streamed a bit less than the average hololive girl. A very reasonable amount by any standards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579492
I agree. She should just be honest. Her boyfriends penis can wait (no, not anyone here). She's had 5 days, hasn't she got her fill of dick?

[Anonymous No.]

I bet some of these fags are the same people who scream "I never doubted her!"
You are ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579534
I literally just said I hope for and want her to stream more. I also understand why it can be difficult. Why do you blatantly ignore any nuance at all in favor of buzzword shitposting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46565556
M

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579489
She was consistent but her streams were usually not that long

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579562
She doesn't have more work than the others. Yesmen are so retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579586
>Her boyfriend
proof?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46579613
Because nothing you have said has any nuance at all you stupid fucking nigger. You've literally invented an entire scenario in your head to justify absolutely unacceptable and shitty behavior

[Anonymous No.]

This thread would have you believe that the definition of slavery is saying "I'm gonna be taking a break for 5+ days" instead of ghosting forn 3 days, making up some ISP bullshit and then ghosting for 2 more.