You fuckers actually believe this lazy shark?

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr Gura
@gawrgura
i am the april fool.
my wi fi was suddenly cut off for no reason on thursday and my isp said “oh, woops”. i just got it back (yay)
so in the meantime I WENT OUTSIDE. i am now so sunburnt it hurts to move.

no sunburns in minecraft
10:39 AM · Apr 2, 2023
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[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>hours later
>there are still gura seethe threads being posted
How does she do it?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine posting on 4chin begging strangers online to believe you lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>made millions last year
>broke computer took months to fix
>shrimps will believe anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
I mean, it really doesn't matter whether any individual excuse of hers is true or not. What matters is that there's been in excess of a year with endless rotating excuses, one after the next, and the result is always that she doesn't stream. The problem isn't that she has some specific thing blocking her from streaming, or four specific things, or that she doesn't say accurately why she isn't streaming. The problem is that she always has something blocking her from streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

I respect her hussle. Do block game once every month or two and get paid gorillians

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
EN3 save us

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
I forgive her. She's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

No, I don't believe her. What ISP is going to fix your internet on a Sunday morning? That's usually the one day where everyone is off. She didn't go out and get sunburned by herself, she went with some guy. At the end of her last stream she said "see you later" and anytime she does that and doesn't say when the next stream will be means she'll be taking break. It happens every single time. So she already had this time off planned but was afraid to tell her fans because she's already taken so many breaks. Instead she decided to just ghost, management gets on her and she comes up with some lame excuse. She also doxxed herself. There is only a couple places in the lower 48 stated and only 1 on the east coast where you can get sunburned this time of the year. Florida

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
really like based minecraft shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>46534439
WOW you just discovered that Gura is from Florida?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46534746
I've always known, tard. She obviously doesn't care if people know now. She just doxxed herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
I believe that she is mentally ill and it is affecting her career

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
>>You fuckers actually believe this lazy shark?
>>Gawr Gura
>>@gawrgura
>>i am the april fool.
my wi fi was suddenly cut off for no reason on thursday and my isp said “oh, woops”. i just got it back (yay)
so in the meantime I WENT OUTSIDE. i am now so sunburnt it hurts to move.
no sunburns in minecraft
10:39 AM · Apr 2, 2023

(You) believe Riku's

[Anonymous No.]

>>46529712
No they won't. They'll never come. It's a choice between ID4 or Tempus3.

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>>46534439
and on top of that is the fact that she conveniently told you about it so you could use it to create cuckold narratives later right? fucking mutt brian. off yourself.

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>3 streams before another break
like clockwork

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>>46534439
>What ISP is going to fix your internet on a Sunday morning?
not gonna defend her but here in Chicago, all the ISP services are subcontracted. one time i had no internet and no cable for an entire week. they had subcontractors come try fix it cause they kept fucking up the telephone poles
>but if you call them for an update, they charge you $60 on your bill

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>>46535171
Have faith

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>>46521085
magic

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>>46520935
do i really believe she's so computer illiterate? no. it's amazing how easily she lies. chumpedos are pathetic. the gura they remember is gone forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46520935
Of course not. Her and Ina lie constantly to get out of streaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>ESLs seething about same-chan again