/hag/ - Part Time Worker Edition

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Thread #195
Thread >>46314393

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We've been reaching bump limit a lot lately. Good job, let's all love hags

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I guess I better say it here so more people can see it
I'm making a Cytube for the general, if you have any emotes suggestions post them. I think I'm gonna get it done in the middle of the week after I get free time

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>>46497398
You've jinxed us, anon. Now the thread will die early.

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dumb ass question but what are some of these posts I'm seeing with gptbot underneath them around here lately?

Saw it in /sp/ and /pw/ too

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>>46497830
>>46498340
Burger hours on a sunday with a huge influx of shitposting. Strap in boys!

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>>46497830
gifs or just regular emotes?

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>>46498638
that was vt's april fools bit. should be gone now

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>>46498698
Shit's already starting on catalog.

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>>46498818
>should be gone now
I didn't get a single post with it... Well shit

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>>46498818
It was only /vt/?
I must be going crazy because I could have sworn i saw it on /sp/ too.

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probably site wide but i only came here yesterday

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>>46498883
Yes, that's what I meant

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>>46499232
Well there's only one way to counter it

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>>46498993
It was this year's April's Fools joke.
Please lurk more before posting.

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>>46499436
I work nearly everyday, I don't have time to lurk most of the time nowadays.

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>>46499382
I'm up for it

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>>46499382
say less

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>>46498883
If Mio was my teacher at school I genuinely think I would have put in more effort to get better grades and not drop out once I failed all my exams.

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>>46501748
I had a science teacher that was really hot in high school and I actually made the effort in her class and did my homework.
Got a new teacher the next year and immediately stopped caring.

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>>46501953
Same but with a hag history teacher
We had a unit that had a dance activity because she wanted to make it fun and engaging, the class was uneven between boys and girls so one guy had to dance with her
I got picked out of sheer luck and it was too much stimulation for my teenage body to handle, but managed to fight off a boner

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>>46501953
Out of 10 how hot do you think she was?

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>>46502820
9/10 probably?
Hard to remember what she looked like 100% because this was over a decade ago but literally everybody had a crush on her, so it was probably higher.
And there was a year when she got her hair done and somehow became hotter.

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>>46501953
Why does this OL Mio make me way harder than >>46499382 bikini Mio?

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>>46497270
too big, too saggy
not a complaint

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>>46506870
what about these?

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>>46503091
Must have been quite the experience huh, anon. I really wish there was a hot teacher like that when I was still in school. But I think my underdeveloped mind wouldn't have cared about that because to me, you aren't suppose to find teachers hot.

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>>46506994
Perfect volume, great shape, and beautiful inverted nipples underneath.

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>>46507274
i didn't have too many hot teachers growing up but i was forced to go to church when i was young. my moms THICC friend used to sit in front us and when the time came to kneel down and close your eyes to pray, i had huge ass just sitting right there. i seriously think staring at that that hag ass every sunday for years affected my brain chemistry

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>>46507274
I had the same thought too, but the teacher was pretty young (late 20s/probably early 30s?) and every other teacher was a 5-6 out of 10 at best.
So it was definitely an experience.

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>>46506487
The older you get, the more you end up leaning to 'less is more'. At least for me it is.
Probably depends on the mood.

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>>46506994
>>46507531
Ogu does some real good Toko sag
https://files.catbox.moe/yhcojc.jpeg

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>>46508451
A little lactation to those udders and she's perfect

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>>46508451
some of the best saggers in the game

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>>46509013
He’s done lactation with Toko before, just not that pic https://files.catbox.moe/m5t9y2.jpeg
And for those who like them extra big and saggy:
https://files.catbox.moe/f3mspi.jpeg

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>>46508451
>>46509975
God, imagine getting to suck on those. I'd probably cream my undies.

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Have any hags said anything about people that look at them sexually or get off to them?
I know Marine proudly endorsed it but has anyone else encouraged it or heavily rejected it?

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>>46506487
Probably because it's the same artist that did this

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>>46507591
This is some of the most baller shit I’ve ever read in my entire life. God is good.

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>>46511631
amen brother. i used to think it was god testing me, but in reality it was just god leading me into hagdom. she used to wear white pants sometimes and could see her panties. there really was just no other option for me but hags

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I really want to make friends with all the older ladies and people in the Church, But I have no idea how to interact and do stuff there

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>>46512357
unironically, talk about god. go to church events, hang around after the service, just get in your community OR you could do what i did and tell your pastor that you don't believe in god. then they'll really never leave you alone cause they'll be hounding you trying to change your mind. religious hags are a double edged sword, tread carefully

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>>46512357
Ask them: "How did you find God?"
Everyone has a story.

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>not religious
>morbidly terrified of people
I'm screwed...

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>>46512266
I've been staring at this picture for 10 minutes

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>>46515951
>not religious
You don't really need to be a diehard fan of a God to go to church, It's a nice place.
>morbidly terrified of people
I understand your pain

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>>46515951
>>46516110
sorry if it's rude but can i ask what makes you so terrified of people? do you fear what they're thinking? what they'll do? i'm just curious

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>>46512266
Too true. We’re supposed to enjoy the hags.

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>>46516110
Catholic Churches or Christian churches? I used to be catholic and it was always hit and miss. Sometimes people are nice and other times, they're the "i'm religious because i'm a piece of shit outside of religion" type

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>>46516283
I'm not really scared of what people can do but I don't know how to talk or how to behave in front of others. I unironically need a script to be able to talk to people that aren't my friends, I'm the one that posted the Polka. Social interaction takes a lot of my energy, It phisically tires me more than playing football. I guess you could say it's the fear to the uknown. I didn't have a Father figure or a childhood where I talked to a lot of people or didn't get anny succesful tries when I did. So you just kinda get used to the mentality of It's going to be bad

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>>46516456
To be honest, I have no idea and It doesn't help that the definition of Catholic and Christian in my country is different to that the rest of the world.
Here Catholic and Christian means the same thing

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>>46497270
Ok fellas, I've came back from the Shadowrealm where I was sent to for posting Big hags titties and bushes.
Here's a pastebin with my Mega collection and streamable/catbox links that I recollected from /vt/.
All hags perfomances on the pastebin and talks segments on the Mega folder
https://pastebin.com/zcY1fGDq

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>>46516480
i see, i'm sorry you feel this way anon. i'm sure you know that it's all just in your head but i'm not gonna be naive and tell you "just stop being anxious" just do your best when you have to. as long as you live a happy life then it's all good. if you feel the urge to change that then i wish you the best. little by little can get you there

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>>46516977
My Poru helps me a lot, part of my brain is delusional enough to want to marry her so it pushes me to be the best Man I can be

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>>46517294
my oshi does the same for me. kind of like a gym partner for life. best of luck on the fennec marriage

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>>46517294
If your love for your oshi encourages you to grow and become the person you can be, then keep at it, anon. I wish you nothing but the best.

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I wonder how kaela's physical health is. hags are already known for not being the strongest, add being a neet to that. i bet she could use a good back rub

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>>46519365
God, I've been so concerned about her mental health, her physical well being never occurred to me.

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>>46517294
Same, but it also motivated me to become a vtuber myself and hatch up the most insane five year plan in the history of five year plans

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>>46519365
>>46520197
I don't really watch Kaela
Is there something wrong with her physically/mentally?

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>>46520685
>mentally
She's probably autistic.

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>>46520685
idk about mentally but she is true blood neet. thankfully she has her mom and the internet to socialize but there is no way in hell her body is okay after gaming 20 hours every day. i think she's mentioned living off a couple power naps in the day for a while

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>>46516480
Same, I can act like I can get along well with people but it feels like I’m putting on a mask, without it I naturally have a hard time looking people in the face cause of anxiety, I had several bad experiences with friends and relationships that makes me have real trust issues and feel like they’re gonna backstab me if I get too close
I had a chance to go steady with a hag a while back but pushed her away because I thought she was undeserving of someone like me

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>>46520865
Same with Pekora, when she’ll become a hag next year it’ll be so much raw neet energy
love Jimiko or “plain girl” nerdy hags

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>>46520684
Based, I was there too but decided to abandone that dream because the cost was too expensive for me
>>46520865
I think she's used to be like that. Her RM was really in the esport scene and she's a diehard fan of League, league players dont sleep

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>>46521642
I think that Pekora will never be a hag, she'll got the age but will still be japanese pewdiepie in her streams. I'd love to see her inner Pekomama energy

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>>46525024
Pochi...
I hope you are feeling better...

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Mio Betelgeuse. I'm entranced.
https://youtu.be/my5Xgv9VN60
This whole stream hits different compared to other utawakus...PARADE BUFF?

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>>46525024
When will she stream again?
I hope she isn't sick

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>>46522282
What do you mean she'll never be a hag? Korone, Koyori and somewhat even Fubuki are already established high energy hags, Pekora will join their ranks.

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>>46527476
Korone, Koyori and Fubuki have some maturity or "motherly" aspect to them. Pekora is just... your average streamer for zoomer.
Yagoo make Pekomamma appear in a stream again Onegai

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>>46527683
Pekora has shown her hag power level every now and again

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>>46527683
The same could be said about Korone or Koyori. Plus, Pekora owns pets that's definitely motherly. You should try watching chuubas before talking about them. Not to mention the fact that Pewdiepie has chilled out since his early days.

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>>46527683
Completely disagree. They're more similar than you think, and all of them are anything but average. I also don't know how you can think of Korone or Koyori as motherly. Hell, I'd easily put Pekora over them on that front.

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>>46528646
Korone is hag prime. If you can't see this better do your reps and start watching VODs
>>46528571
>Buying a Monkey because lmao exotic pet
That's not motherly and even stupid
>>46528501
Any examples? I wish the Peko to act more mature, she has a really great design and her content is good

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>>46525216
I'm watching the VOD right now and you're right.
This stream really stand out from the rest of her karaokes, and the song selection is really good.
Also white queen sexo

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This wasn't mentioned but Flare released an original song for her birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IChdFtgb47o

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I wonder why 4chan filters hate Ecchi Iwara but anyways, here some Koyo sex
iwara.tv/video/FMARmFWFe6yOIK/mmd-xh-un-un-vtuber

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>>46529750
Nothing wrong with buying an animal if you're going take care of it. Same goes for her cat. You sound butthurt over Pekora, did she kill your mom or something?

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>>46530886
Didn't know Nousagis were this sensible. If you can't see why having an animal that it isn't supposed to live in apartments is not good, then you're just dumb. Would you buy a Tiger too? a panda? maybe a cow? Animals needs more than one cage to live. Go to an Animal refugee or smth and stop crying. No one insulted your oshi retard

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>>46529750
Korone, much like Pekora, is completely in-character most of the time, and her character is anything but motherly. Pekora on the other hand is notoriously fond of children and even owns a kindergarten teaching license.
>>46531032
The monkey is just a surrogate for a baby she "can't" have. Not sure whether it's dumb or not, but that's probably what the other anon meant when he brought that up.

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>>46531032
You sound like an ESL monkey. Maybe the reason why Pekora owning a bush baby upsets you is because it was one of your relatives lol. Watch streams and you'll find out how much of a hag-lite Pekora is but seeing how your grasp on the English isn't the greatest then I doubt you'll have an easy time listening to Pekora's Japanese.

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>>46532015
>insults insults insults
Nice arguments, it's time for you to go back to Global
>>46531640
It's still very irresponsable. Animals aren't toys and she already has cats. And if you don't see more than ''haha le funny dog girl'' from Korone then you should really watch streams. And Korone is one of the oldest hags and often talks about her childhood and youth days, so you can actually feel a mature vibe and ''haggy'' attitude from her.
Anyways, I'm gonna sleep

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>>46534477
>insults me
>insult back
>N-N-No you can't do that
What a fucking retard. Kill yourself dog.

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>>46540856
Watame is super precious and needs to be protected at all costs.

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>>46534477
>And Korone is one of the oldest hags and often talks about her childhood and youth days
But Pekora does too, as I said they're not that different. Still don't really agree with her and Koyori being motherly or showing particular maturity as Mio or Lui do, for example.
They're very bratty and energetic, which to be clear is not to be taken as criticism from me. I may be a nousagi, but Korone and Koyo (and Botan) are very close to the top for me.
Anyway, let's just agree to disagree, most of the gripe I had with your post was simply the thing about Pekora not turning into a hag when all this thread cares about at the end of the day is just the age.

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what do you know about this hag?

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>>46543338
Honestly next to nothing. The only Nijis I watch aren't hags

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>>46543338
Cute, dumb tomboy idiot but has a debilitating NTR fetish

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>>46543338
She needs a boyfriend bad

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>>46543338
Shit porn taste

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>>46543212
>all this thread cares about at the end of the day is just the age.
Sure bro, keep telling this to yourself. Even though is not true

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>>46544800
Cope

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>>46544742
She's one of those few vtubers where people actively want her to be in a relationship, kind of like Choco

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The menu for today

Koyori playing Donkey Kong 2
https://youtu.be/bZysLhu-igQ
Marine shilling Gacha
https://youtu.be/QsXClZP1kWk
Flare zatsudan
https://youtu.be/7q01HE0HQGU
Fubuki and another undertale run???
https://youtu.be/jCeK1Jfzr34
Botan minecraft stream
https://youtu.be/45zZp4Jrork
Another Marine stream
https://youtu.be/Hg4KWh4nMcs
Koyori Morning stream
https://youtu.be/U6DSth1fKs4
There's an Iofi talk about Indo Horror stream scheduled for today but she hadnt opened the waiting room yet

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Of course it was the usual schizo falseflagging, obsessed

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>>46544987
lol you are the one obsessed.
Fun Fact: If Nina isn't a hag then neither is Polka. Being depressed isn't a very hag like trait imo.

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>>46544955
Marine has been streaming a lot lately, I'm glad

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Last time I watched a Holomember playing this was Amelia.
It's nice to watch someone who doesnt get angry playing vidya

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>>46545716
Showing off her hag maturity by enjoying games instead of getting mad at them

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>>46544955
Korone Q Remastered, I really dont understand this game
https://www.youtube.com/live/MI6gXBs54no?feature=share

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>>46544955
>>46546309
Another one bites the dust
https://www.youtube.com/live/6QWyZmX9JU4?feature=share

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>>46543338
Lonely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQSaam7nHHo

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>>46545243
Its a great feeling.

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>>46550050
She's been streaming without the bra a lot lately

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>>46550125
Mio doesn’t wear panties because it’s “bad for circulation”, maybe Botan does wear a bra because it hurts her tits?

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>>46550125
>>46551338
They should stream naked while sitting on my lap grinding their fat asses on my cock

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>>46552176
This but me

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>>46552176
With gamer chairs being horrible for durability, Mio’s chair must have a permanent stain after grinding her bare wolf bush on it for so long
Knowing every time she streams she’s naked from the waist down is so hot

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>>46552870
Anon, It's 10am. Don't make me horny

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>>46552870
Sweet jesus

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>>46552870
This
She only takes her panties off when she’s alone and she’s alone a lot, it probably looks like pic related, full of stains and smelling like sweaty hag

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>>46552978
It’s never too early to think about hags

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>>46554052
sweaty miosha...

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>>46550125
Oh no, imagine if Botan's massive tits became all saggy, ha ha what a tragedy.

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>>46554307
Fun fact, humans can smell pheromones in sweat, so if a girl smells really good on a hot day chances are she’s compatible with you to have kids with
It’s the same reason a girfriend steals your hoodie, she gets off on your smell

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>>46555078
We're animals afterall

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>>46554889
Saggy is the natural state they should be in, all those nat geo documentaries with the floppy tits are how they should look, ancient people used just cloth to cover them with no metal support

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Hello, /hag/. It's been a while. My indie hag is doing well.

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Puyo Puyo tournament hosted by Pekora and Suisei with a lot of hags

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Hag pherormones...

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>>46556184
Puyo is busted over Tetris. It’s really easy to bust out big combos so I could see marine taking 1st place unless someone does a training arc this week

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>>46556019
I started watching her recently. I found her quite funny.
I heard she used to be sick or something?

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>>46556184
>Puyo Puyo
They look like they eat cheese gyudon

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Hags for dessert

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Good news everyone, hag sex has now become a part of our daily lives.

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I started my first day of exercising today.
Used an exercise bike for nearly an hour. It was pretty hard because I haven't worked out in months. But my oshi was my motivation.

Tomorrow i'm planning on weight training.

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>>46557526
Yeah, she's 5 years clear now.

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>>46558833
>exercise bike
Those are so good, I wish I still had mine, I really hate cycling in this city. You can watch your oshi while riding it

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>>46559232
Yeah, they're really good and best option for weight loss too.
Instead of watching my oshi, I listened to podcasts instead. Afterwards though, I reward myself by listening to my oshi in the background.

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Any recs for affordable home bikes/treadmills? I’d love to catch up on streams while getting a workout in but idk if I can drop $1000 on something like that

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>>46556184
There are few things I enjoy more than Puyo and 30+ year old Japanese women. What a time to be alive.

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>>46560327
as far as I know anything works. Though I recommend you to go and test it in person instead of buying online. So you can see if the seat is confortable, if it supports your weight. Some old bycicles do a lot of noise, don't know if this is still a thing in some models. Basically test it before buying and don't be scared on throwing more money at it. It's something for your health after all

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>>46560327
The one I bought was £100. It's not the fanciest and you get what you pay for, but it does the job. I was still sweating and breathing heavy by the end and so long as I can get 30-45 minutes of cardio in a day, that's good enough for me.

You can probably find something on Amazon with good reviews. Treadmills are much more expensive though.

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>>46560653
Treadmills are a meme unless you're using them with the inclination set to max.
The Rowing Machine is the best cardio and muscle work machine. But it do takes a little bit more of space than a Treadmill

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>>46559232
>>46560327
Exercise bikes are for single use only, I cycle a lot and use a turbo trainer which basically turns any existing bike into an exercise bike by clamping onto the rear wheel (or go through a quick release hub)
You can also sign up for a small subscription service that allows you to ride anywhere in the world if they downloaded that map into the device
Plus getting /out/ and into a club is good, met lots of /fit/ hags on club rides and some cake as we have a college cycling club that rides with us

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>>46561034
Yeah cycling /out/ is really nice unless you live in what it's basically the NY of Latam. If I lived in another province I'd cycle everyday

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>>46560480
>>46560653
I’ll hit up a sporting goods store and see what they have. Honestly surprised at how affordable they are now a days! I usually go out running a couple times a week but the thought of watching my oshi while getting the cardio in is already motivating me

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This is just the "well-adjusted hetersoexual men who post on /vt/" thread

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>>46561122
This is the Men wanting to impregnate hags Thread

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>>46561122
Kek yea, we’ve been having a good couple of days recently without retards shitting up the place

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>>46561087
Not sure where you live but Colombia has a thriving cycling scene with lots of Tour De France winners from there
If the roads suck there’s always gravel bikes and mtb but more bros than hags do that

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>>46561122
I'm not heterosexual, nor well adjusted, I just don't feel the need to go schizo about it

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>>46561122
>well adjusted
Never cast aspersions on my character like that again.

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>>46561273
We still have some schizos but they usually get bored after a couple of posts and no one giving them attention, btw check Botan's PC building # that she created for a future stream, there's a lot of cool looking PCs

https://twitter.com/shishirobotan/status/1642445745386315776

>>46561381
Yeah, I know about Colombia, You're the number one country when it comes to cycling in Latam, I'm from Buenos Aires and it's really a pain in the ass to ride here. Any other province is good tho

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>>46561384
Same, bi but love tits and bush way more than dick

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>>46497270
I wanna find a horny hag and pump her needy pussy full of my thick load of baby batter

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>>46561424
Lucky, you have a really big track cycling scene out there
There’s a velodrome in Buenos, the KDT Circuit and so many more too
It’s real fun, kinda like Nascar but for bikes (banked track,enclosed space, no brakes), you’ll get swole in no time doing that
Shame the closest one from me is 3 hours away or I’d do it way more

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>>46561384
>>46561457
I'm genuinely sorry for glossing over the women of culture in this thread.

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Have we ever had any fem hag lover anons? Haven’t been around too long so I wouldn’t know

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>>46561665
>KDT Circuit
I went there once without a biking, just to have a picnic in the park and if you don't have a car (like most of argies) then you're fucked because it's in the middle of nowhere, the thing with biking here is that you crush with a lot of peoples in the parks and places to ride a bike and when you're in the streets (even if the ciclovias) you have to stand the noise, smell from the cars and Buses, the runners, and a lot of retards.
I went to the Costanera which is a really big ecologic reserve and I had to pass through Once which is a really shitty place. In conclusion 80% of your ride is shit, so I stopped cycling here. Sometimes I go for a run in a circuit near my house

>>46561945
We had 2, one that spent months saying they want to be a vtuber but never debuted, and another that I believe she liked Marine

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>>46561945
I don't know any in this thread in particular but my best friend who's identical to me loves hags and despises uoooh if she counts

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>>46562142
Damn, I really need to proofread my posts

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Is it true that doog's thighs are /fit/

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>>46562667
She even has early signs of abs

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>>46562786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkl_HswaQw0
This will never not be funny

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>>46562786
>hag abs
Just fucking imagine Anons

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>>46562870
I love how a lot of the comments are "uwu innocent doggo" and other reddit tier wholesome shit while Korone was the one that started the vtuber ahegao trend.

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Are the things I hear about Korone's ASMR true?
that she unleashes her true mature hag power level in those streams?
If it's true, i'll pay for a membership right now

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>>46563171
It's nothing like Okayu's eating your ear ASMR but after her 2nd ASMR stream she really improved and it's really good
>>46563055
>vtuber ahegao trend
I don't remember that

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>>46563237
It's kinda old when Coco was still around it was in her morning show

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>>46563350
NTA but holy shit you're right, I remember now.

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>>46563237
>It's nothing like Okayu's eating your ear ASMR
What level of ear eating are we talking here?

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>>46563587
She doesn't lick your ear but she put it inside her mouth
>>46563237
>>46563350
I just checked the Reddit Review, and man, I didn't remember it was this bad, couldn't find the ahegao tho

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>>46563665
The reddit reviews were fucking painful. We went from asacoco to that.

>couldn't find the ahegao tho
I think it was on asacoco. Like a pretty early episode in the 2020.

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I M A G I N E

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>>46564868
Imagine all the aftercare you'd have to do after sex

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No one posts about her enough so I'm here to change that

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>>46565215
Nui was the girl that on the early days was always posted here with a "Is she a hag?", right? I remember she was a cake at that time but received the status of Honorary hag and even made it to the Divegrass Team. I'm sure she's one now... Time pass really fast

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>>46565088
Imagine all the starting and stopping just so she can catch her breath. You'd basically be edging yourself and it'd be heaven when you both get that sweet release.

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>>46565382
I remember a year ago, someone posted a list of confirmed hags and she was among them.
I'd be surprised if she wasn't by now.

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>>46565797
I remember she was and old cake about to be hag and it was 2 years ago (Fuck, make the clock stop) so yeah, she's surely a hag right now. I want to drown in her tits

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>>46565382
Kek exactly, I never posted her since I never knew if she was or not. I got a fat Nui folder so I’ll share when I’m home

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Also, a reminder that Nui actively wants you to look at porn of her and see her in a sexual way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8m6k-_Zc8

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I've just checked the usual site and there's some tweets that confirms she's 27-28


In another totally not related topic, I recommend this Japanese Game channel, a lot of really cool videos and hags, especially their older videos.
ゲーム実況裏神(ウラゴッド)

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>>46566258
Owari da...
two more years I guess

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>>46566414
We were so close...

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I guess I’ll keep my lewds to myself…

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>>46566543
If they're really lewds you could put them in a MEGA folder and drop a link here, it's only one post after all

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>>46566258
I see no problems with this as a handsome man 27 years of age who can read tarot and speak Japanese.

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>>46565215
Fuck do I want to motorboat those massive mammaries

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>>46563665
>>46563865
I fucking found it, I went throught all Asacoco Season 2 and 1. It's on
https://www.youtube.com/live/ta6L-CarI3Q?feature=share&t=578
It wasn't Koro's idea but a challenge made by Coco that various talents submitted
Koro's tweet :
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1255329866788098048
Okayu's :
https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1255411551068131334
Pochi also submited one :
https://twitter.com/lizhi3/status/1255556980040585217

This was the tag : #あへあへチャレンジ

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does anyone watch milf themed JAVs and pretend the actresses are your hag oshis?

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>>46568302
I don't pretend but I do watch a lot of Milf themed JAVs

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>>46568302
I'd just look at hentai of my oshi at that point.

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>>46568302
Not really, but I do beat off to some HoloJAVs from time to time, especially the Sex Syndrome ones.
Since we're in topic, does anyone know the source of this clip?
https://files.catbox.moe/p9xa8m.webm

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>>46569035
>Sex Syndrome
I can't beat my meat to that the man doesn't know how to fuck at all. and some of the girls are really boring, I never saw that Botam webm. Maybe try asking on the Japanese Cosplay thread on /t/?

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>>46568302
I don't really like to watch hardcore porn. I prefer looking at nice pictures of naked women instead. They are often Japanese women 30 and up though.

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>>46569129
Yeah, the guy doesn't really make them sing as much as I'd like, but at least he fills them good.
Girls are hit or miss but I have a thing for the Kanatan cosplayer in GETCHU-4043262. She's really perfect for the part.

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>>46568302
No but I listen to milf themed H ASMR like with Shiho Bubaigawara
Feels kinda hot to hear a hag whisper right in your ear that they’ll give you a nursing handjob like a good boy
Audiophile headphones were the best investment I made

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>>46568302
Yes to the JAVs but I'd rather look at hag cosplays rather than pretend.

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>>46571654
I’d rather have a hag cosplayer gf so we can switch up girls
Toko one day, Mio the next

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>>46570831
>Audiophile headphones
Any recommendations?

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>>46569035
>blur on top of masks on both sides
I mean the botan's body looks good, but I can only imagine how lackluster finding the full source would be at the end of the hunt.
>>46569129
Some are better than others at least. The kanata cosplayer >>46570716 mentioned knew how to fucking work it. The chloe one was alright too because the tits were just perfect for the blouse.

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>>46573436
I just noticed the blur on the face. Damn that's shit. Literaly ruins the video

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>>46569035
Why are jap guys so into getting their nipples played with? This shouldn't bother me as much as it does but I can't help it. No one watches porn for the guys.

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>>46573663
I can live with it for some videos. For things like handjobs and blowjobs though, the face is kinda important. Seeing their expression in reaction to yours is a lot of the appeal of that part. I can deal with blur if it's just down to hard hag breeding. I don't know how sex syndrome chooses what cosplays get in next, unless it's just the actor's personal preference. I'd kill for a Polka, Flare or Mio video though.

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>>46573890
I honestly don't know. My own nipples don't really stimulate in a sexual way. At best it's just the sensation of another's touch at a place not really touched by others or myself for that matter. It might also just be a porn meme at this point for them. Western AVs have their own set of memes that don't really happen during normal sex.

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>>46506487
For me, it's both less is more and the fact she looks more plump/curvy in the OL pic.
>>46511199 is same artist and has that cute, squishy tummy. Prime hag features

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>>46556184
>No Mio
No Watch

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>>46563587
>>46563237
>It's nothing like Okayu's eating your ear ASMR
I need the best Okayu ASMR ear eating now, please

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>>46575414
My onigirya friend told me this is the best one
https://files.catbox.moe/14lpdn.mp4

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>>46575616
This is amazing. Any good timestamps? This whole thing feels like a gold mine

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>>46574030
Wasn't there a shortage of males for JAVs not that long ago? Maybe they like it and have enough leverage to work the nipple play into the vid.

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>>46576010
Gonna be honest, I still haven't listened it

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>>46573436
Face blur usually just means they're not professionals and don't want to be recognized, it's not that big of a deal as long as other parts deliver, and those tits sure do.
>The chloe one was alright too because the tits were just perfect for the blouse
I think the one who cosplayed Chloe is Monami Takarada, she got some of the best mammaries in the industry imo.

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>>46577513
In my opinion face blur is a big no. And worse if they're wearing a mask too, if you want to be a whore, don't hide your face. And also makes blowjob scenes totaly unwatchable

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>>46577513
I know WHY they blur the face. The rest just needs to deliver. In the case of Botan though, the half face mask AND the blur is a bit too much. Do one or the other.

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>>46573028
If you want your hags to sound even warmer and motherly, HD650
If you want to be more critical and hear everything, Hifiman Sundara
If you want a bit of both and have enough detail to practically feel her hot breath against you, Hifiman Ananda
I own all of them and switch between them depending on mood
All are open back, so if you’re in a really loud environment it may not be as immersive

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>>46575616
The Christmas one from 2021 is pretty good too
Pretty much every Holo uses Okayu as a reference point whenever they wanna be lewd in asmr, imagine if Mio did a bit lewder

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>>46579593
First Mio would have to start doing ASMR again.

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>>46579593
Mio doesnt even need to try to be lewd, she can just whisper or breath out in the 3dio and I will cum buckets

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Anyone got the clip with Mio slurping?

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>>46579233
Nice headphone recs, thanks

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>>46579862
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0cs-9rHsnp4

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>>46581702
Thanks, anon, this one gets me just right.

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Has Mio done any ASMR since the last one 8 months ago?

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>>46582533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfZLjhdfGsM
My favorite. Erotic Mio swallows, Korosan sounding like she's choking trying to deepthroat, and blessed giggles

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>>46582985
Her latest membership stream was a getting ready for bed ASMR. Nothing lewd but it was still pretty comfy

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>>46584565
Just a couple of silly, waterlogged canines. Wouldn't have it any other way.

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>>46584858
How long is it? I might give it a listen.

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>>46586315
about an hour, if i'm not mistaken an anon shared it this friday? not 100% but i'm sure you can find it if you go back a thread or two

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>>46579233
I just checked the price for those and jesas. They're hella expensive, the Hifiman Ananda costs like 1M pesos which is almost 5k USDs. I guess those headphones doesn't get imported in my country and there only scammers reselers selling them

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Stop drawing my wife so fat

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>>46587334
Here in the US the Ananda is about $600 or 10k pesos, it’s on the mid upper end but there’s many that cost way more than that, the other two models mentioned cost about $300 or 5k pesos

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>>46587676
No. Fat Mios are cute.

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Fatty Mio love

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>>46588431
Fat hags in general love.

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>>46588751

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Pochi...

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>>46588967
is this considered fat? i always see anons post this aki when fatties get brought up. i think it's just the chubby cheeks

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>>46591485
It’s fat for japan standards

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>>46591823
japs are weak asf. they must think polka and botan are 2 ton whales

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>>46591485
It's not really fat but since it's from the same artist that did the Watame and Mio eating cake I just assume he tried to make a chubby Aki. You can notice this by looking at her face. Though the dress makes her look thinner

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>>46592266
Just means more pretty ladies for us real men

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>>46592266
I mean Botan was fat and Polka might still be, we don't know, I still would kill anyone for their hand in marriage

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>>46592266
When pics of Polka’s rm got leaked a lot of jp guys called her a fat hamplanet
Basically (for a guy) if you have a shoe size bigger than US 10.5, US L shirt or 34 waist at the most you’re gonna have a hard time finding clothes that fit in japan, bra sizes bigger than a US B cup is considered “plus size”

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>>46593092
They are weak. Their plus sized hags are wasted on them. I say we get on a boat and conquer them for the freedom of our hags to be whatever beautiful shape they choose to be.

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>>46592266
>>46592266
>whale
>hamplanet
Yeah, mine.

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>>46593372
We will breed and create a new race of giants(compared to the japs) to populate the country using nothing but our willpower and lust for hags.

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Sengoku Era but it's just anons fighting the jp government to get a harem full of delicious thick hags and land to have dozens of kids with them

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seggs

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gn anons, my wife is calling me to bed

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>When they see a gaijin all alone by himself

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>>46598690
I feel that my virginity is in grave danger...

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>>46600346

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>>46601622
That lion is dangerous

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Oyasumi

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>>46603515
I've been staring at those beautiful tits for a few minutes thinking what I would do to them but I still can't decide. I would smell them, grope them, bite them, suck them, motorboat them and possibly even sleep on them. I wouldn't fuck them simply because I'd rather not sleep on my own cum, just to be clear.

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>>46604548
Studies shows that cumming inside is always better.

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What do you guys think of anti hag sentiment among Japanese? Of course not all of them hate hags but at least from the ones I've talked to they seem more anti hag culturally then westerners

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>>46511199
>feeding amazing food to my hag wife during an enjoyable outing as a prequel to an obscene impregnation fuckfest later that night
I didn’t come here to feel.

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>>46525024
NEEDS to stop shaving

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>>46605362
I hate it but I was under the impression that's been changing at least a little bit nowadays.
People like Marine being so successful gives me hope.

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>>46610725
Nice, the breast is just perky and loose enough to sway and jiggle.

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>>46497830

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>>46497830

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>>46497830

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>>46497830

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>>46605362
I'm pushing thirty myself and planning to move to Japan in a few years so I really don't mind.

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>>46598690
https://files.catbox.moe/wla6de.jpeg

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The menu for today

Koyo's Puyo Puyo training arc
https://youtu.be/CBiVJte7EN8
Miosha Q Remastered
https://youtu.be/LHcXA-FOg9M
Sora singing
https://youtu.be/jpqnhH9_sts
HoloX collab
https://youtu.be/wfEohbsb534
Wata artist in Passpartout
https://youtu.be/Ja2vlX23D5w
Iofi MonHun
https://youtu.be/qhd00x9wB3U
Reine Persona 5
https://youtu.be/y1_6-9xQnS8
Polka's Chatroom end, maybe she'll do something
https://youtu.be/VUG61IfoCr8

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>>46614308
There's something nice about a girl doing the prep to let you use her butt

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>>46614458
Gonna have Korone doing some training for the tournament as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTIlhY8B7g

https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1643201184831000576

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>>46609772
I just hope their support for Marine isn't ironic or just-for-laughs...

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Which would make a hag feel more secure about her age, gentle lovemaking for hours or rough fucking to the point of exhaustion?

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>>46605362
Imagine living in a culture without a rich history of hag love.

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>>46589011
impossible to have sex with this woman without killing her
she is going to die from orgasm

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>>46618959
Keep in mind this is from the same culture that thought peak female beauty 2-300 years ago was dying your teeth black and painting your eyebrows on
But at least they’re based by having a tradition of a woman’s pubes being a sacred symbol of maturity

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0ZogdHwjuU

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>>46616078
Judging by the amounts of fanart, memes, love for her MV's and copious amounts of porn, It's a mixture of ironic and unironic.
I think a lot of that "cake/hag bad" shit is starting to die out with the younger generation. Slowly at least.

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>>46615279
HAG OFF

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>>46622720
Sounds hot

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>>46618558
Start out gentle and gradually become rougher

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>>46622720
More like Haglympics

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Kimitapii

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>>46588083
>>46588431
If these are what you consider fat, you're fucking weak

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>>46628648
Anon, that's fat. Still I would fucking cum inside her 200 times until she gives birth to a whole football team. But there's no need to lie yourself.
It's fat but it's ok because that's the squeeze zone

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>>46628648
You can’t spell hag without /ag/

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>>46629376
True!

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>>46629411
>Korone stated on stream that her belly is getting soft yet if she flexes she can still see abs
In time the fatto catto will be the /fit/cat, Korone will either be a dumpy doog or musclegut

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>Contraband Police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfxxByXYcVg

I assure you Officer Botan, it's really important that you check all my body

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>>46497270
Of course that guy's better known for a Summer with Mio which is more a summer fuckfest with Mio

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>>46629659
The best thing is that the boyfriend is noticeably younger than Mio. The artist is a hagchad

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>>46629290
I'm just saying, a little more never hurt anyone.
>>46629411
>>46629621
As much as I love chubby Okayu and fit Korone, that pic makes me optimistic for fatty hag dog

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>>46575616
I need a translation or the ability learn Japanese quickly

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>>46631269
>to learn japanese quickly
You can learn it and understand most of it in 3 years

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>>46631431
NTA but that’s around the same time till okayu becomes a hag. You can make it anon

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>>46628648
My favorite fat mio was already posted...

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We need more artists that draw hags with some meat

I believe this was made by Okayu or Fubuki, can't remember

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>>46635111
Mio's got the perfect shape, not too tough, not too thin, just enough chub.

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>>46635284
Though Mio is really more chubby than that. She's like that drawing of Ogayu. Literal wife material

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>>46635111
god I have an urge to blow raspberries on okayu’s tummy

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>>46635631
That works too

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In other news, Indo hag still streaming for a meme record
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf3nAUNP2TM

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>>46635855
I just want to squeeze her belly and lick her belly button

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The only time in my life I'll say, without a sliver of irony, that I wish I were a chicken nugget