/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

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Previous Thread: >>46478331

[Anonymous No.]

Finally. Chumbies as lazy as their oshi at updating.

[Anonymous No.]

Check out this Goob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491256
Lol why does your oshi hate you?

[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

[Anonymous No.]

I don't trust her anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

I should install koikatsu

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>>46491256
I don't understand how Gura ALWAYS has problems that makes it impossible to stream whenever she returns?
>Gura comes back
>streams for 1 week
>something hort
>another break
WITHOUT FAIL

[Anonymous No.]

mobile data

[Anonymous No.]

Goob morning, I love Gura the most.

[Anonymous No.]

ISP HATE!

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>>46491376
Do any of you cowards have the guts to call her out for not using mobile data to her face?

[Anonymous No.]

No ISP goes out for 4 days anymore. I had several outages last year and none of them were for more than 12 hours at most.
I'm sure there's a way to check if there were any outages yesterday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491376
just shut off her mobile data. why? because I found it funny
t. isp

[Anonymous No.]

Don't forget that her PC might explode at any given moment, huhaha

[Anonymous No.]

Squish~

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbies I've been thinking about going bald. Getting haircuts every other month is too much work.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone knowk the source?

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>>46491439

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>>46491476
Check last thread

[Anonymous No.]

Just admit you dont care about her anymore

[Anonymous No.]

I think im gonna end my membership after this….

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491421
Kinda hard to check when every major ISP has outages everyday :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491476
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/106805659
Impressive AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491529
You should divert your hard earned money to another chubba, the one who loves her fans

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[Anonymous No.]

ISPs don't go out for that many says, she's lying. Also she could've used mobile data to give an update but she didn't, there's literally no excuse for her ghosting us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491421
>No ISP goes out for 4 days anymore
It still happens plenty of times though

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>>46491375
This never used to happen in 2020 or 2021.
It's bullshit. She just doesn't want to stream anymore, but she's too much of a coward to tell it to us straight. She'd just rather string everyone along in order to make the most money possible.

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b o o b s

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>>46491362
It's fun to play around with

[Anonymous No.]

How we feeling today, buds?

[Anonymous No.]

I only feel insulted by the fact that everyone knows she could have told us this days ago on her phone. ISP having issues is something that happens, but she has mobile data too
I kinda wonder what goes through her mind sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

No, I won't be giving you any (You)s.
Instead, I'll post cunny.

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>>46491679
Inaccurate. Gura's ISP was down while this happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491632
>>46491529
>>46491421
>>46491344
Keep seething anti. You're just making my day a little brighter with your impotent rage.

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>>46491684
Not great. I don't enjoy being lied to.

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>>46491612
I know this is bait but everytime I ask no one is able to show me a chuuba that fits all my criteria...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491632
stfu retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491675

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>>46491675
Good god youre annoying, did your parent ever tell you that?

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>>46491716
Gura unironically wants her seething antis to correct her and goes out of her way to piss them off if she thinks it won't annoy her fans too much.

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>>46491675
>She just doesn't want to stream anymore, but she's too much of a coward to tell it to us straight
That is being really generous to her behavior
It's not cowardice, she's being malicious. She knows she can string cumtards along and get passive income forever. She just has to farm their wallets with a tweet and stream every month

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>>46491716
Who knows, she's probably too retarded or paranoid to login to her holo twitter on her main phone.

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>>46491730
cunnyposters are the heroes of /ggg/

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>>46491787
Wow, it's a tweet exactly like what she should have done days ago.

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>>46491787
N-no! She can't possibly of had a history of faulty internet! THIS IMAGE IS A LIE!

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>>46491739
I wish I could say that I smile everytime you quote me along with other people and accuse them all of being the same person, but I honestly just think it's sad at this point.

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>>46491858
Now this is cope

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[Anonymous No.]

>samefagging

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>>46491826
Dont you get tired of shilling your jew idol?

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>>46491787
Those didn't last for 4 days.

[Anonymous No.]

So her first instinct instead of calling tech as much as possible to get her internet fixed as soon as possible Is to fuck around outside for a few days?

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>>46491858
She was using mobile data for Holo stuffs in Japan. Zero excuse.

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>>46491924
The only thing that's stopping me from moving on is all these top quality Gura lewds

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>>46491895
I'm not calling you the same person. I'm collectively grouping you together into a single entity on purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

Are shitposters just responding to themselves? I asked a question and they don't answer me...

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>>46491936
And using his usual format too lol

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>>46491924
T u T

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>>46491968
cover set her up with a hotel with internet she could use, what are you smoking

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491991
Your fragile chumbrain can't handle the idea that more than one person exists.

[Anonymous No.]

>seething reply to cunny
holy shit you really are mad aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491991
Sure thing, anon. I hope you find happiness someday, because it won't be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491970
What do you do with no internet while you wait for tech companies to fix your shit anon....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491983
>rough sketch
>top quality
your taste is kinda shit

[Anonymous No.]

She cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492021
Responding your question defeat the purpose of shitposting

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>>46492054
NTA but I am quite happy right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492045
Watch streams.

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>>46491858
She frequently browses twitter on her phone on her holo account though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492053
You tried this for years already, can i give you some kind of financial help?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492105
no shut up you're sad because you hate her because I made you hate her

[Anonymous No.]

I love Gura so much and seeing her enemies atatcking her is aweeful. When she returns I’m going tell her how much I love her I swear it this time dmamnit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492093
Shitposters are capable of conversation too right? I just want a serious answer to my question...

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>>46486593
I told you. It's her first weekend back that she's not jetlagged and so why did you ever think she'd want to spend it with us? First Friday night back, too. She probably went outside or to the beach with "friends" because there's no way she spent all that time outside by herself.

[Anonymous No.]

Tanned Gura art doko

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>>46491902
I'm not coping, I personally don't care if she tweets or not because it's always "is there a stream at 8pm watch stream else do something else"
Besides I'd rather become a troon than let a female manipulate me into seething all day.

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>>46492054
I'm always happy here. Even as you flail around like a retard trying to get people to hate Gura. I will always be happy here. And love Gura. You have no power here.

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>>46492157
>offering valid, timely criticism that she should have tweeted about this earlier
>OMG UR ATTACKING HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492161
Need some kind of effort…

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>>46492021
Your question was probably stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492086
cute indeed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492054
Its too bad your efforts are in vain like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492157
>>46492193
uh...I think that's your own guy, shitposterchama...

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, hello phasefags. Another yabs this morning? Was /jidf/ finally ignore you?

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds, just hide all the shitposts. They are shitposts and nothing you reply to them means anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492270
His fault for using sarcasm that's indistinguishable from real chumbie posts.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate that occasionally there are moments where I would want to say something critical of her but then I don't because it'll just make me look like I side with the schizo antis or give them more ammo
They managed to make it so you really can't do anything but just be positive here
It's all fucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492157
Go to sleep, you write like biden

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492206
>>46492234
I was just asking if there was an EN chuuba that fits my criteria but also does asmr... someone like an EN patra. Maybe my question was stupid actually.

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>>46491610
WTF
This doesn't even look like AI

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492333
The blatent ESLisms should've tipped you off

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not trying to do anything other than trying to find out why this is happening and what went wrong. Stop thinking so highly of yourself. I don't give a single shit what you or anyone else here thinks about her. Whether you love or hate her, it's no concern of mine. You mean nothing to me.

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>>46492358
Send feedback to cover
Write a formal letter and lets see if you can write like a non-schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492358
The psychotic yesbuds made this general more unusable than the schizos and shitposters themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492358
>afraid of being honest because le redditbuds will kick you out of their hugbox
You're no better than them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46491465
I shaved my head several times during peak coof. I say go for it

[Anonymous No.]

>could have spent that time setting up the ASMR lovenest
>goes outside instead
Lovenest btfo

[Anonymous No.]

Time for reps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492376
if you were being sincere go ask /lig/, not here

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>>46492419
I’m in your wall now, i think you eyes is getting itchy

[Anonymous No.]

I would rather have the glowies share more 5th grader's youtube channels than the antis shit their pants and spear them in this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

Wow you don't even have to do anything. They just start fighting each other!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492376
I don't think this is the best thread for it, but if you're interested in ASMR, I'd recommend Rene from sugar lyric. Her voice is really nice.

[Anonymous No.]

The question of why she didn't tweet from mobile is quite simple. She isn't tech savvy and won't connect her work phone (that doesn't have a phone chip) to her personal phone (that has access to radio internet) of fear of hackers...

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>>46492501
what does this post mean?

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>>46492441
Yes, the retarded cuckposters and the she can do no wrong posters are equally bad. Why the fuck does everyone have to be on one extreme side or the other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492527
Exactly, this is why we need third faction

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>>46492558
Don't worry about it

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>>46492540
How was she using mobile data for Holo work in Japan? I'm tech retarded. Explain that to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492441
Different sides of the same coin, it's genuinely impressive how little self awareness they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492577
dinobuds

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>>46492501
well, maybe its time to share those channels

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492540
Fuck, you niggers are idiots

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492628
You have to buy a chip from that country, cover probably provided that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492567
If you want to criticize her, try to do it outside of this basket weaving forum

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>>46492450
I would rather do that than make retarded antis feel empowered.
There are moments where it would be sensible to criticize her, but they ruined that by attacking her over everything she does no matter what.

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>>46492358
Anon. The reason that happened is because schizos false flag as antis so that it creates that exact kind of atmosphere. You can tell it's falseflaggers because the majority of the obvious shitposts stop the miment she starts a member's stream as they all leave the thread to go watch it.

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>>46492558
Go read the previous thread, it was fun up until gura tweeted and activated the antis.

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>>46492657
well you could at least point out why I'm an idiot

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>>46492666
Okay, I'm convinced. I won't post about mobile data again until Gura says something.

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>>46492672
/ggg/ is only good when its an imagedump. You can't have actual discussion outside of comfy hours.

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>>46492643

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>>46492441
imagine losing your chumbud status and degraded to fiestybud, only seen as a noise now ruru

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492666
>cover probably provided that...
holy tourist batman

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492672
The moment you criticize her is the moment i switch to the esl-schizo side, simple as that
Its just personal, just you and me

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>>46492672
And this is why she will never change. Because you retards are too weak and feminine to do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492758
They provided a lot of stuff during the Japan trip. It's not that unbelievable that they provided this too.

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>>46492672
>>46492697

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>>46491610
>>46491476
Fanbox version doko?

[Anonymous No.]

lol. How many people believed that excuse. You have phone data Gura. She really is a bad liar. Who gets their internet back on a Sunday morning? lol

[Anonymous No.]

So how much you wanna bet that during this ISP hort break Gura didn't do anything about her PC problems and we'll get another PC hort break?

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>>46492672
He's unaware that his blind rage against Gura has sabotaged him so much if his goal was to get more people to criticize her. But he lacks introspection to realize he's the problem. Such a sad case.

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>>46492803
Told you already to not whine here, dont project yourself

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>>46492672
Real antis want Gura to stream as little as possible, keep distancing herself from her fans and to eventually graduate. You are literally no different than them.

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>>46492758
ehh cover doesn't do anything shitposting is played too much. I work on corporate so I know why some things are the way they are. It all boils down to rules and avoiding playing favoritisms...

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Gura owns sunscreen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492876
No one believes it. There are just people who are honest vs the ones who don't want to rock the boat

[Anonymous No.]

Please just stop lying. That's all I want at this point.

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>>46492883
And thats why he is the perfect pawn
Fucking autists

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492876
It's happened before multiple times. There's no reason to not believe. Unless you're a newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492577
I love Gawr, fuck you Gura and chumbuds
t.scumbud

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>>46492876
She doesn't have phone data on her Holo phone in America.

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>>46492927
She didn't have anyone to rub the sunscreen on her back... I could have been there for her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492643
How do we get her to play ARK 1.5?

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>>46492993
Poor chumbie but she is a liar
She wont change though

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>>46492836
she literally burned her roaming data on her first week on japan. sure, they accommodated them with room, wifi and stuffs later on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492928
Both are feminine

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Gura should take me as her husband, because I can teach her all about redundant ISPs, automatic failover, power loss protection, and separation of streaming and gaming PCs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493068
>>46492993
You're like a circus monkey that dances for our amusement.

[Anonymous No.]

>makes one (1) tweet
>the whole board turns blue
is gura the most powerful holo? maybe even the most powerful chuuba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492193
She couldn’t becaus eher internet wasn’t working dammnit yous!!!

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>>46493125
Why did you take my cope? Now I have to go back to posting about Gura tweeting earlier on mobile data.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493023
>scumbud is a blatant falseflagger tha switch sides to push everything to the extreme
Fitting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493158
Dont bother, its personal

[Anonymous No.]

So anyway she's gonna play some minecraft later, yeah?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493177
Gura>Mori>>Kiara. The trinity of /vt/ seethes

[Anonymous No.]

>want to comment on Gura's tweet that she should have said something earlier
>can't because it's too late and I should have said something earlier

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493177
>made me check
I only saw two though

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>Gura tweets
>2000 ips from last thread
Guess schizos are melting down again. Gonna do my reps don't bully them too hard ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>this thread
Y'know, I'd love to have ONE more orcschizo moment. Just one.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uw9tn2cfc0g

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493287
So he's purposefully chosen to be our slave? I guess he really is mindbroken. I didn't even have to lift a finger.

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>>46493287
Please learn English, you subhuman baboon.

[Anonymous No.]

Antis eternally mind broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493369
>>46493370

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493369
He volunteer
>>46493370
Stfu nigger

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't care. Just happy she enjoyed spring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493310
Say it anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493485
No. That would be hypocritical.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493417
Saw that thread, not as bad as i expect

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of cope here is sad.
I hope Gura treats us better not for my own sake, but for yours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493336
I believe janny deleted 3 threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493366
There's already like 8 holos who complimented Gura's trident. I am really proud of my daughterwife.

[Anonymous No.]

lovebomb frame in 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493359
I mean...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493443
>>46493370

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>>46493523
Yesbud will keep defending her no matter what, youre doing nothing by screaming here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493561
PC-kun hort now, pls undastand

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I know I’d feel better to be more informed about what’s going on with her, but then I just take a look at this board or her YouTube comments section and begin to realise exactly why she remains quite distant and guarded
I wouldn’t trust any of you fuckers either. That’s why she does bare minimum communication, her fans are fucking insane and there are too many of them to deal with in a way that would bring maximum satisfaction to the majority of them by communicating

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>>46493359
Unfortunately no schizo, not even these retards, will ever be as busted as orcschizo
>>46493571
neeeevermind...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493601
Where am I screaming, idiot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493571
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.]

Ok this is getting boring I am done playing with the shitposters. Now where the fuck are those Gura sunburnt fanart? it's been 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493635
Guess what, someone will always try to ruin your fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493662
Check the post number, moron.

[Anonymous No.]

butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493704
Yeah? Well I'm playing DOOM '16 right now and having lots of fun.
Try ruining that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493683
mobile data

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>>46493635
Then she should just graduate. Because I don't see things getting any better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493707
Nta, and thats from the first off-collab
He samefag moron

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493773
wheelchair

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493707
>reading numbers
we dont do that here, doofus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493828
mobile chair would have been funnier

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493764
Bethesda and the composer had a falling out and he will never make Doom music again.

[Anonymous No.]

Bingo! Ding ding ding ding!!

[Anonymous No.]

so streaming tonight!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>internet hort

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493707
The fact that you can read that and it still looks like something he'd post today is pretty telling how irredeemable he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493855
fuck, you're right
dammit

[Anonymous No.]

Pizza tower frame in 2 hours get ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493366
No she didnt ypu fucking blue fucking rabbit bastard. She created herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492540
She frequently uses her holo accounts on her phone, this doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.]

RE4 frame in 2 hours get ready

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493894
She has two phones and she doesn't use Holo on her personal one.

[Anonymous No.]

>200 posts in 40 minutes
what in the goddamn

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493893
Calm down, schizo. Jeez.

[Anonymous No.]

asmr lovenest frame in 2 hours get ready chumgods

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493965

[Anonymous No.]

Picture frame in 2 hours get ready, I’m too lazy to hang it up right now though so I’ll just keep sitting here

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493683
This count?

[Anonymous No.]

Kirby frame in 2 hours get ready bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493979
>>46493948
>>46493888
Setting yourself for a grudgepost i see

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493948
I wouldn't even care at this point.
I know she lied. I don't want to see her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493894
holy shit at least watch some streams before typing

[Anonymous No.]

>since Thursday
Really? Has she not been seen on anyone's minecraft streams since Thursday?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493949
She has done so thousands of times, just see how often she tweeted from her phone before
No reason she couldnt have done that now

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>>46494036
>>46493778

[Anonymous No.]

I wouwdn't even cawe at thiws point.
i know she wied. I down't wawnt tuwu see hew.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh nyo, afucky wucky!

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>>46494056
I don't think so. Actually this make the whole thing more convincing because I don't think this fucking brat can resist MC if she had the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493970
Schizo is a dirty word. But Pekora is clearly wrong and thinks evertyhing avolvesnaround her. Gira built that teident herself.

[Anonymous No.]

I rewatched the DBD vod recently and I tried the game. I hate it but I am addicted to it. What have you done to me Gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494204
strokechama...

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>>46494204
put down the liquor, buddy. you're drunk

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494084
I don't want her to graduate. But watching her stream right now would feel wrong. I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about everything she says being a lie. So I honestly hope she just does something else today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494204
Biden please..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494288
>>46493778

[Anonymous No.]

No stream today she didn't even liked fanarts

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494204
Kill yourself, retard. You don't even speak Japanese. You're getting mad at nothing.
Just die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494237
There's an outrageous amount of women that play DBD. Try finding a fembud out in the wild.

[Anonymous No.]

I down't wawnt hew tuwu gwaduate. But watching hew stweam wight now wouwd feew wwong. I wouwdn't be abwe tuwu stowp thinking abouwt evewything she says being a wie. So i honestwy hope she juwst does something ewse today.

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>>46494288
Stop listening to enemise than.

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>my wifi
Why does Gura use wifi to connect her PC to the internet? Or is she a retard and thinks everything wifi. ISP's don't fix people's internet on a Sunday morning Gura. The technicians are off. She's such a bad liar lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494153
I'd agree, it'd be possible to verify if we could check that no changes have been made to the trident since Thursday

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494359
but I play killer...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494349
I’m actually stidyin to learn Japanese. It is a beautiful llangueage.

[Anonymous No.]

retards please, wifi = internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494432
Don't bother if you're just gonna give up halfway like you did with English

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494360
Aaahhh this is so freaking cute. Gura would love this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494360
>>46494145
Why do i laugh at this…

[Anonymous No.]

... Heh

[Anonymous No.]

oops sorry internet hort :3 i went out with chad to the beach all day instead uwu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494381
>>46493366
See by yourself, nothing has changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494511
that chad? literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494145
>>46494360
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494511
Yeah me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494511
She didn’t have b*yfriend. Dammnit you enemies annoy me a much!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494511
also me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494145
>>46494360
Stop bullying the poor fellow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493635
The reason they are like that is because she's a liar. You think not complaining will make it better? Lol HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Will redditbuds finally rise up again?
Last time they did that we got communication arc

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>>46494577
Yes she has, literally me

[Anonymous No.]

if you really think about it, telling us that she'll be back when her internet is back is functionally no different from her simply disappearing. in both cases, she will return at some random point. we're stuck waiting with no real change.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm comfy again.

[Anonymous No.]

Those sun rays burrowing into Gura's skin and turning it red? All me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494472
Tell that to Gura. She's the retard who calls everything wifi

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494721
who cares are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.]

if uwu weawwy think abouwt iwt, tewwing us thawt she'ww be bawck whewn hew intewnet iws bawck iws functionawwy no diffewent fwom hew simpwy disappeawing. in both cases, she wiww wetuwn at sowme wandom point. we'we stuck waiting with no weaw change.

[Anonymous No.]

The weasow they awe wike that is because she's a wiaw. You thiwk wot compwaiwiwg wiww make it bettew? Wow HUHUHUHUHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.]

Why doesn't the thought of "I'll just let people know I can't stream from my phone, takes 1 minute" cross her mind though? That's a legit question

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494759
I'm defending her you daft retard.

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>>46494654
I think she tweeted that because management warned her again

[Anonymous No.]

>no wifi
so then why didn't she just tweet on her phone? no way she doesn't have data

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494656
No she dammned doesn’t I said!!!! Gura is in love with Fauna so fricking frick off I’m letterly about to say the real F word at this point dammnit!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494809
Simple, she retard

[Anonymous No.]

Ayame has literally been doing all of these thinks people complain about and more for years and she's still one of the most liked and popular members.
People are so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494851
Can you post your cunny here?

[Anonymous No.]

Usually, if she's gone for a while or something happens, people calm down after she says something or tweets. But this time, it seems like everyone got angrier. I'm worried.

[Anonymous No.]

RPing as an underage is an interesting choice, to say the least...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494839
I think she has a bad phone and internet plan.

[Anonymous No.]

lol. Gura went to one of the Florida beaches with her boyfriend. She's giving away her location by saying she got sunburnt in fucking March. Only 1 place you get that in the lower 48 states in March. South Florida

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494969
you almost got me you shitlord

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>>46494944
>Usually, if she's gone for a while or something happens, people calm down after she says something or tweets.
I want to live in your timeline too

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>>46494944
It only upsets me a bit that she didn't think to let us know about these issues from the phone she uses every day
Her having ISP issues to begin with is fine. I mean I've had some myself not long ago, I know it can still happen. But she then chose to not say anything at all for multiple days?

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>>46494956
ain't no way you're coping this hard
there's no such thing as a data plan bad enough to not be able to send one fucking tweet, especially not in the US

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494944
>>46493778

[Anonymous No.]

Karaoke frame in 1 hour get ready bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494930
So do you think that Gura is absent for similar reasons? Or are you not aware of why Ayame doesn't stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494950
u mad huhaha, does it bother u mister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495070
no idea why Ayame doesn't stream but Gura is literally dying and can not stream as much as she wants

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494930
Ayame betrayed her fans. The nakirigumi are cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura just in a constant cycle of figuring out how to avoid us and the best excuse to use in order to keep getting paid staying in hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

well looks like the irc was useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494839
>>46494956
>>46495036
Where do these tourists come from?

[Anonymous No.]

>PLEASE LOOK AT MY POST IT NEEDS MORE (You)s

[Anonymous No.]

>>46492876
I dunno. I am perfectly willing to accept that she doesn't like tweeting and she is bad at communication. Your mileage may and do vary of course.

[Anonymous No.]

seriously why is she doing this? I can't think of any reasonable reasons

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gwwa jwst in a constant cycle of figwwing owt how to avoid ws and the best excwse to wse in owdew to keep getting paid staying in hololive?

[Anonymous No.]

>blatantly lying about wifi when she could've just gone radio silent until next stream like always
why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495132
You are actually retarded if you believe that.
Ayame is a manipulative whore. Do your reps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495287
I don't care about her this is the Gura thread, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495177
Pretty much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495282
You got a point. Why would she do this when she can go radio silent...The only reason I could think of is she is not lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495282
Maybe she wants to hurt us? It's so obvious that it's a lie that maybe she wants everyone to assume the worst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495367
>>46493778

[Anonymous No.]

why are there so many posts
certainly not over an oh nyo tweet right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is now a menhera

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495401
She could be telling nothing but the truth and it wouldn't change that she did fail to tweet earlier. That's an undeniable fact.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495323
Then don't bring her up here, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495448
shitposters just need something to well shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495424
>>46493778

[Anonymous No.]

You havin' fun replying to yourself over and over, friend?
It really never gets old?

[Anonymous No.]

April fools joke in 1 hour get ready chumbies

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493683
here is my AI submission while we wait

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495177
That's what it seems like, but I don't know if it's true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495520
I'm watching Wawa in between posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495448
Our resident retard thinks this is the biggest yab of all time for some reason. Just ignore him and laugh from a distance.

[Anonymous No.]

it was kinda funny last night when I got home from work and saw they were throwing everything at the wall to see if it would stick, including trying to start a war with jewcorp, but it's getting to be a little much

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495520
Ewww thats your friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495474
Maybe, but that's not a very big deal for me, you can cry here all you want to see if anyone bite it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495550
>>46493778

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>>46495531
More please.

[Anonymous No.]

>She HAD to tweet yesterday.
How can you type something like this out without first thinking "hmm y'know posting this would probably make me look like a deranged psycho...maybe I shouldn't."

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495531
That looks more like scars than sunburnt. Still a very good try 8/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495688
Um, no, she had to tweet two days ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495401
nah, she's lying. Having internet issues and not saying anything 'till now makes her look like she had to come up with something fast

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if she ghosted her manager and skipped meetings the past 3 days too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495688
but that's why she's based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495474
Oh nyo, not the tweet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495688
Actually past Gura would not tweet about this and just slightly talk about it on stream. So she tweeting about it is also a progress to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495177
I figured this out a long time ago. I'm surprised people keep falling for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495822
I agree and I'm proud of her, but I still want more progress.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495792
So you are saying if she lied 2 days earlier she is not lying...?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm mad at her but I'll forgive her if she streams today

[Anonymous No.]

Shork

[Anonymous No.]

>you thought i'd stream? haha april fools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46493635
nobody in Hololive but her seems to have this problem, maybe because the rest of Hololive have something called "consistency"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495932
That's not short at all that's long

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495918
I guess you won't forgive her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495942
>nobody in Hololive
I stop reading here every time just want you to know

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495913
no, but it was more believable. The tweet now opens the question "why you didn't say something using your mobile data?"

[Anonymous No.]

>Inb4 muh PC hort again, no stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496066
>but it was more believable
Then she is not lying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495975
Shhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496123
sunburn hort

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495580
All that cuckposting and shit the last two days just feels so pointless now. kek

[Anonymous No.]

Bible reading stream frame in 30 minutes get hyped bros

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46494930
>one person shits on a plate
>WOW my oshi should shit on a plate too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496256
yeah, on me

[Anonymous No.]

The schizo meltdown goign on here cause Gura actually communicated is pathetic.
Especially since threadreaders have convinced themselves she said she'd stream Thursday/Friday

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>i am a fool touching grass
borgarchads. just how bad was the sun there for shark to get sunburned that much

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496356
>communicated
If my house is burning down and I tell the fire department like 3 days after the last atom has turned into smoldering ash, it's still a failure of communication

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496518
>this was posted as if it were a legitimate analogy
frightening

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46496621
He's not wrong. I could have rested easy if she said something earlier. Instead I was waiting for a stream that would never come.

[Anonymous No.]

She said she broke something that doesn't belong to her and yesbuds still believe she has no friends and went to the beach by herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496621
At least it wasn't a food analogy. But still.

[Anonymous No.]

why do these idiots think i'm going to change my mind after nearly 3 years of watching her

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496707
Anon...that's assuming she intended to stream anyway

You must have misread the tweet, nowehre did she say "i could not stream yesterday because of internet", she just said she had ISP issues so she went out

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496758
When your food is late, the restaurant is obligated to tell you promptly and not 1 minute before they deliver your food.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496746
Your making a lot of assumptions there, chief

[Anonymous No.]

>>46495667
ogey just one more, dont want to spam with AI stuffs as not everyone likes it
>>46495689
yeah AI goes kinda retarded with sunburns and tanlines or really anything that changes skin color

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496834
Don't give (You)s to the creepy fetishist

[Anonymous No.]

For someone who makes 20k++ to the pocket a month like her I'd expect her to at some point better prepare for things. Have two internet connections like many more prominent streamers do, have a main PC and a backup PC, both set up properly, none of these overheating memes
In fact all the equipment you need to stream should be owned twice sans maybe a KU100 which is understandable due to their sheer cost

[Anonymous No.]

Ai Gura's plump yet strangely long tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496461
You can easily sunburn as a side effect from taking certain meds such as Aripiprazole if you don't put on sunscreen and expose yourself to the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496746
Retard she's literally said "my friend" on multiple occasions lately

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496461
It depends on how pale you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496948
scuff is part of her charm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496948
>dual isp
you expect gura to setup load balancing? ruru

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496834
She also said some other friends helped her fix her pc for the big brain games stream. The list goes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497015
Timestamp?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497105
She was talking about Holos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497068
No, just having a backup connection in case the first one dies or has issues would be enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497195
How do you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497246
Anon, ISPs in America don't share territories. They carved the whole map like a cake and split it between each other so there is no competition and no cuztomer choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497247
Because I'm not retarded.
https://youtu.be/ee5jkEXRm2c?t=263

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497246
Please learn about America at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496948
The dual PC thing can't really be argued with since she brought it up herself months ago and still hasn't done it, but we don't really know her living situation, I can't remember if she's renting or not. If she is, it ain't up to her. Also it would require her to let a service dude from another ISP come set it up and she'd rather cook to death than let a repair guy come fix her AC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497563
She has a landlord who refuses to fix her AC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497386
Whats funny is that Gura has spent so much time with the hologirls, even spent months of time hanging out with them irl, that they've for all practical means became her actual irl friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46496316
T u T

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497563
>>46497617
>more excuses
She's RICH
SHE CAN MOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497563
>>46497617
You can exchange money for goods and services and in this case a better place
There's no reason to still live in some shitty place after over 2 years of making such bank

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497740
She tried to find a better place. She failed, so she's stuck in her shitty AC-less place. Pray you do not anger her and she goes house hunting again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497785
>She tried to find a better place. She failed
It's incredibly sad you believe this. Absolutely no lane of logic would explain her not being able to find decent housing with the amount of money she makes

[Anonymous No.]

guba cute
guba love

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497785
>goes house hunting again
You mean she makes up some bs excuse not to stream? It's not like she's been doing that for over a year now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497866
It's very believable that someone like her would have extreme difficulty moving. She'll get there one of these years.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497785
How can you fail to find a decent place, like, are you saying there's no good places left to buy or rent in America?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497946
Yes, the woman who can't *checks notes* take a step outside without shitting herself... but is able to go outside and do activities to the point of getting sunburned

[Anonymous No.]

>>46497946
Let them live in their schizo fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498033
That's the thing. The american housing market right now is volatile and there is a massive abundance of available places, but the price is marked up to be inaccessible to many people. If you're rich you can literally go anywhere you want.... you know, like Gura

[Anonymous No.]

Gura where the fuck is the frame

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498023
>hi anon here's my cunny
Why is she like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498147
>sunday

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498147
Something else horts now
She needs to take another break. But don't worry, she will be back to do this again. And again. And again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498147
hahaha sorry body hurt a few more days of no stream

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498147
You shouldn't expect one until an hour from now at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do people assume someone as frugal as Gura would spend money all over the place?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498310
Nothing has ever implied gura is frugal. Where do you get this fanfiction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498147
>Sunburn hort
>PC hort (didn't bother doing anything about it during the break)

[Anonymous No.]

When I hear about her PC melting down or being built so badly I get angry cause it's just not acceptable that someone earning this much whose ability to be online and stream for their fans is so crucial has to deal with such a shit rig
Jesus get a proper setup built by someone who understands what they are doing
And then buy two of it so you have a backup

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498365
The fact that she is supposedly a gazillionaire according to you and she still lives well below her means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498365
What fucking planet are you on? There's tons implying she's frugal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498310
Gura literally waste money on stupid shit all the time, she can use that money on things that are actually usual.

[Anonymous No.]

place your bets for the next hort
>PC hort
>Family hort
>Tummy hort
>Holo homework hort
>I don't know what to stream hort

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498525
Holo homework for sure. She's gonna leave to get ready for the LA concert. But don't worry, she's gonna be back and ready to stream when it's over. But she's gonna need a quick rest first

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498365
The fact she lives in a shithole apartment with a broken HVAC unit and not spending the money to move literally ANYWHERE ELSE should tell you how much she likes to spend

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498337
Cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498469
Someone needs to tell Gura this, there's no excuse for the PC hort crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498525
All of those were true though, dumbchama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498615
If she fixes her PC something else will start horting. It doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498666
But at the very least I don't want to hear about PC hort, this shit is unacceptable for what she's doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498639
Anon, did you really not think it was odd at all that she was busy with "holo homework" and couldn't stream...
Except EVERY other holomem was doing the same homework and was streaming anyway?
Are cumsharts not capable of critical thought?

[Anonymous No.]

I will astrally project myself over Gura's bed so I can watch her sleep and hear her sleep-laughing

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498525
the next one is literally japan work everyday Gura doesn't stream because of her lack of preparation will make the japan arc more painful

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498752
What was the homework and how do you know they all had it?

[Anonymous No.]

feels like december

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498859
Retardchama, it was recording 3d. You're like 2 months behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498752
Anon, you do realize they don't have the same amount of work load, right? I get that you have down syndrome but please try!

[Anonymous No.]

If we were to accept that maybe from now on Gura is more like Aqua, would that alleviate the pain?
Aqua is an idol
Aqua puts a lot of time into practicing and doing stuff off stream, recordings etc.
Aqua sometimes gets obsessed with something and streams it a bunch, then disappears again
Aqua is a big dummy and klutz and messes up a lot of things
Aqua is a beloved icon in Hololive and nowhere near leaving it, she loves it, she just will never be a regular streamer that consistently shows up again

You could replace Aqua with Gura and all of these would still be true. I really don't mean this in a bad way, I'm saying maybe one should at least prepare to start to accept that Gura will be more like her. Which would be fitting anyway, seeing as how she's her oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

stfu jews

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498922
So where is it? Where is all this workload that she had? I see none of it
>inb4 "lololol wait and see hehehe"
She's done this lie before. She said she had a million projects coming out within 1-2 months that occupied ALL her time and it was like 2 small things

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wtf was that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498935
>she loves it, she just will never be a regular streamer that consistently shows up again
These can't both be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498935
Aqua actually releases things that are just about her, Gura does the same that all the other EN girls do and doesn't stream

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/guramY6vAos
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/guramY6vAos
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/guramY6vAos
Here's your stream retards
Enjoy your content for the month

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498991
I love when shitposters out themselves while saying muh where's those projects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498746
>pc hort
retards, she streamed despite knowing the pc died after the 2nd minecraft stream, and still went through with it on the last one.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, she's hitting the bottle again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499023
Sure it can. There's a lot more to Hololive than what you as a fan see in terms of game streams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
SHE DID IT I AM SO PROUD OF HER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46498935
please, what you're doing is really embarrasing

[Anonymous No.]

Thank you Goobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
>Shorts
G...Gura?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
based shork

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
she did the thing

[Anonymous No.]

its her recorded fart isnt it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
holy fuck it's real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
>Gawr Gura said this
this literally her mocking the IdolEN/Fillian short leeching that puts her name in there for clicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
Fart shark is real...

[Anonymous No.]

jwu and saw the tweet.
I don't have to read the thread to know it's all shitposting. Something "lying" something "excuses" something something "why couldn't she just"...
Easy skip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499110
a lot more of which she does very little

[Anonymous No.]

>gura is trying to make her own ai voice
>this is the result
You'll make those personal AI Gura's eventually, keep trying!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
uhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
I might be 12 years old...

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to listen to this short's audio on loop until I go insane

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499322
Anon that's her real farting voice

[Anonymous No.]

>u ar doing ur best
>im proud of you
thank you goob

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499052
Holy fucking based

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499230
It's almost like she saw the catalog retards assaulting everyone for milking shorts and decided to martyr herself and become their new target. Truly honorable.

[Anonymous No.]

holier than thou

[Anonymous No.]

>im the gawr gura
this is the description. it's true she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46499319
Or so you claim, you don't know