/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Pure Maidens Edition

Last thread: >>46330107

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

SAY HIS NAME

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347432
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347511
greedy bastard

[Anonymous No.]

why won't you niggers bake
why do you fear the oven

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347511
gang bang

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altare and vesper having 2 very conflicting reactions to the news.. now they cant stop arguing with each other.. its over...

[Anonymous No.]

where is... my Vesper...

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>>46347511
Gaijin Bitch.

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>>46347511
Gone Blown

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LEADER LOVE~

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>>46347608
vestie.... you have to move on...... vesper moved his membership stream 3 hours later

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>>46347583
If they jobbed anymore harder I would've brought out the big guns again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347583
Afraid of the Jewfinder

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>>46347711
oh, thanks. Not sure why he didn't make a tweet about it or a community post but fair enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347724
Based

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>>46347602
Altnowa by a grave, Altare laughing and Vesper sobbing...

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>46347724
damn, nowa oji looks like that?

[Anonymous No.]

Menshimag frame up, remember that it's earlier than normal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Fff2ox9QM

[Anonymous No.]

Sega please please let Magni play the Sonic Murder game pleaaase

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>>46347511
gagged bondslave

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>>46348139
It would be amazing, but can Magni get over the tragedy of Sonic's death?

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>>46347779
i want to step on that thing

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>>46348340
He will be able to bond with Axel over the lost of their loved ones

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>>46348409
but anon, that creature is endangered. you wouldn't want to end its species, would you?

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>>46347602
kek well that's what happens in cheating

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I want to be chased and eaten by leader

[Anonymous No.]

Hey /mans/
How's the vsaik training arc been going?
I haven't been able to catch many of the streams and only come by late where their scrims end anywhere between 5th - 10th.

[Anonymous No.]

Will Hiro give us a good April Fools event this time?

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>>46348778
They changed their comp recently and won twice today.

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>>46348551
we are in the middle of the anthropocene extinction, millions of species go extinct on the regular it is inevitable

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>>46348822
As in the champs they play or did a team member get kicked?
If the former, good to hear it's working for them. If latter, who's the new pickup?

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>>46348899
They changed characters.

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>>46347724
would he be in tempus if he were still alive?

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LMAO Hakka

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>>46348993
Highly doubt it, but my weird dream of an edgy black Tempus 3 member pissing off Tucker Carlson would have been closer to reality which is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>46348853
If Magni bred him it should be fine

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>>46349172
Bettel had a miscarriage, that's why he has been so depressed

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He did deliver the cabbage dog after all...

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>>46347779
>that pic

*blocks your path*

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>>46349133
what could've been...

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>>46349363
its kind of ugly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347511
Gave (me) Boners

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>>46349284
his frail emaciated body couldn't handle a mpregnancy, very sad

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>>46349363
do you think he...y'know..

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>>46349505
hugs it and pretends it's me_______? yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46349505
It's got its tongue out like a slut

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TErdgggi5w

jester on the telly get in

[Anonymous No.]

GREMBUS ON THE TELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TErdgggi5w

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for Hakka karaoke

[Anonymous No.]

anyone got the vesties as shota drawing? thanks in advance

[Anonymous No.]

>faggots in op
>threads full of sisters
>no male fan in sight

I see now why the entire branch is getting less and less viewers with every passing day.
Good riddance.

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>>46349869
Anon this is a woman general what did you expect

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>>46349869
all the bros were here for the apex streams. where were you anon? get that cock outta your mouth and watch streams

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>>46349869
If you don't want a gay OP image make it yourself, I grabbed a random thing that wasn't a reaction image.

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>>46349869
get this cringy ass nigga that doesn't watch streams out of here

[Anonymous No.]

Do you like Bettel trying to pronounce his paypigs' names?

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel struggles to pronounce congee

[Anonymous No.]

Hakka sex I mean love ALSO CAN'T WAIT FOR HAKKARAOKE

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[Anonymous No.]

>look up congee
>it's just rice
asian people are psychotic

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel NO! You're gonna get cancelled!!

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I was promised frail clown grunts, what is is he going on about?

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>>46350362
Congee and Warhammer

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>>46350362
his daily anti-asian rant

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>>46350362
Mad at SEAmonkeys because they laughed at him for not memorizing the entire Jollibee's menu

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>>46350362
he's trying his best

[Anonymous No.]

Noct playing favourites and Altare asking for positive affirmation. Cute~.
https://youtu.be/Z7fvOpH3Hwo?t=9431

[Anonymous No.]

you are now thinking about how good the nowa needy streamer stream was

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>>46350521
it was fine
i enjoyed axel's more

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>>46350738
You were just horny because he did the sex on stream, filthy anon

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wonder what betsy is wearing

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>>46350394
(his brother) is just like me fr fr

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i miss flayon

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>>46350876
stay strong machiroon take this orange

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>>46350876

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>>46349879
I miss them…

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>>46350876
he'll be back soon fellow machiroon

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fanartists, we need art of bettel smacking himself in the face with a ringcon

[Anonymous No.]

gonna start overhydrating bettel until he feels bloated and too scared to work out ToT

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>>46351007
AIIIEEEEE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>46351079
and of his thigh indented

[Anonymous No.]

miach rape

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Is he actually this weak or is he hamming it up?

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>>46351007
DELETE DELETE DELETE

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>>46351239
have you seen this niggas arms

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>>46351239
>Is he actually this weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>46351289
i hate this image

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>>46349363

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will bettel even survive for his live 3d

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>>46349363
>>46351363
Momi is jealous

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Bettel has to be doing this shit on purpose, he talks about puke and feeling nauseous way too much...

[Anonymous No.]

A reminder that Shinri is a homie that will suck the poison out even if it won't actually save your life.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1775889446?t=03h19m20s

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>>46351439
Pretty sure he is yeah..

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>>46351439
Did he complain this much with magni?

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>>46351439
but that makes it entertaining to watch

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>>46351551
i though he did pretty good when he was at magni's

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>>46351551
watch their workout stream, magni worked him good

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>>46351289

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>>46351439
PL grifter turns into corpo grifter woooooow no way

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>>46351439
Does ryonaposting even exist off /here/ though? I haven’t seen any Bettel ryona anywhere else

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>>46351640
this is so fucking erotic what the fuck

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>>46351439
>this faggot is doing the blep
>my faggot cat does the blep
Guys I think Bettel’s PL is my cat

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bettel has health issues cause of lifestyle choices unlike picrel who was born with it
staff had to prepare an oxygen inhaler ahead and a water bottle during his 3d debut just in case

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>>46351692
doxxsister, don't just out your cat like that. at least show us the (cat) pics if you're gonna say that

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>147 bpm after just this
jesus christ he has the heart of a 60 years old

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You guys fucking suck now I can't help but wonder if everything is fake

[Anonymous No.]

>>46351641
do you even know what that word means

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>>46351641
The magass was 10x better than your used jodi pussy, froot

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>>46351670
don’t you remember all the superchats bettel got about hurting him in increasingly extreme ways

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>>46351551
He doesn't want to impress us as much as he wanted to impress Magni though

[Anonymous No.]

doxxsisters….

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>>46351817
here ill drag you out of your schizo moment: its real but heavily played up.

[Anonymous No.]

Chat can you for once not be weird...

[Anonymous No.]

don't do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46347432
thank you!

[Anonymous No.]

do it

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>>46348853
his hands are so small!!!!
ToT

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>>46351594
not complaining here, but his teasing is frustrating.. he needs to spew already or get correction!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46352117
Why not both?

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>>46351927
>>46351972
WHO DO I TRUST

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fucking jobber i'm going to rape him until he chokes on his own vom and sobs

[Anonymous No.]

>>46352151
while getting corrected

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>>46351842
nta, i remember the superchats, but can't think of any that were about vomit. as far as i know...

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>>46350521

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>>46349363
And the Kakao Friends plush behind it as well, which is a very korean thing (but tbdesu I also have a similar one and I'm not korean)

[Anonymous No.]

no matter how much Bettel decides to exercise from now on, he won't stop being scrawny unless he eats way more. but it's a good start

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel is stealing the gorilla bit aaaaa

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>>46352297
I feel like the kakao friends are pretty popular anyway especially after kpop became popular

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>>46352249
>>46352538
kyaaa ToT groomable and kissable menhera lolita ojisan

[Anonymous No.]

>>46352425
feeding bettel some penis

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>>46352735
Where are you going to get that from?

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>>46352735
Like a mountain oyster? Those are supposed to be good.

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>>46351439
And the way he was just gasping for breath “oh nooo I forgot to breatheee teehee” fuck him I want to choke him

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VOMFAGS ARE WINNING

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I have been dead busy the last 2 days, what have I missed? I mean outside of obviously their streams too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46352786
You

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>>46351459
>that wouldn't save you, that's not how poison works, but if it would help you feel better in your final moments, then yeah

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>>46353038
AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

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VOMFAGS WE'RE WINNING

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BETTEL STOP I'M GETTING EMBARRASSED NOW THAT I'M CONFRONTED WITH MY DEEPEST DESIRE TO MAKE YOU THROW UP AAAAAHHHHH

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>>46353138
>Shinri wouldn't try to save your life but would make you cum one last time
what does this mean

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>>46353026
You missed the back to back #TSBSWEEP today

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>>46353275
It's more like "if Shinri knew it was impossible for him to save your life, he would still make you cum one last time if you asked him to"

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>>46353238
>VOMFAGS
Given Pikamee's graduation i'd say they aren't
Also what does the Vtuber group VOMS have to do with Tempus?

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>>46352198
raping bettel after one of his binges... being his pathetic scrawny self just having been stuffed he couldn't fight back and would vomit from the exertion. he'd try to keep it down, trying to keep himself from feeling any more embarrassed and miserable, only to choke on it. The sound of his gurgling cries motivating you to fuck him harder. Maybe then he'd give in let it out.

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>>46353474
the broest of bros

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>>46353026
Uproar group anniversary live was pretty kino

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>>46353529

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>>46353454
oh they actually won some matches?

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>>46353529
you're too innocent anon

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/MANS/ tagline: Our women are more mentally ill than your women

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>>46351818
You tell me, retard

[Anonymous No.]

Does the ab guard really feel like a punch in a gut? Never played the game before so I find it hard to think it's that intense

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>>46353644
>>46353653
Anons..... the joke... right over your heads
I know it means vomiting. I was making a pun

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>>46353704
is that the best you can do? he was telling her to stop sending reds, retard

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>>46353704
kek it's so fucking shameless, but I'm pretty much permanently membered for free so I don't mind

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>>46353555
ToT

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>>46353734
Bettel is a skeleton so it hurts to apply pressure

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>>46353734
It does if you're built like a skeleton

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>>46353790
sorry there's already been anons confused by it

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>>46353529

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>>46353819
Oh don't worry there's more than enough in the archives from the grifting clown, he's hanging around at 4am chatting in pre-chat with the same 5 paypigs.

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As a man, it really scares me that there's so many sisters that are into men vomiting or just doing stuff to them like pegging rape, I am going to be okay?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine Axel riding rpr's dick and arching his back while rpr jerks him off

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>>46354180
anon, the odds of a /mans/ sister hunting you down are very low

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>>46353926
I-I was only fake confused!!

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>>46354195
I can't see axel bottoming for rpr

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>>46354180
You're not 2D. You'll be fine. Don't get any funny thoughts

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>>46354266
That's what the sisters want you to think

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imagine zeta pegging axel

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>>46354109
really? that's crazy. i hope you learn what the word means one day.

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>>46354340
I see them both as tops who fight for dominance and switch

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>>46354180
We’re just shitposting now bring those cheeks here boy

[Anonymous No.]

>was finally starting to feel fine
>eat a little
>enter thread
>read vomit comments
>gets nauseous
you fuckers cursed me dammit i need this food to stay in there

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>>46354180
Does the thought of me chasing you down make you feel a little nauseous?
Asking for no particular reason.

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>>46354109
I don't think you know what "grifting" means if you think that's an example.

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Imagine sucking on these

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>>46353026
Did you watch Rio's anniversary stream? Axel, Hakka and Magni sang with him, other boys left messages minus Bettel Vesper's was in Japanese, it was very cute

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>>46354266
But never zero.

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>>46354454
let it out anon don’t be scared u will feel better if u do

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>>46354444
>>46354457

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>>46354457
kek

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>>46354584
get out of the thread axel

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how do men itt feel about every sister here being perverted male fat ugly bastard in female form rapists

[Anonymous No.]

>>46354180
Sometimes I heavily question how many sisters are here. Even on a “woman’s board” full of fujoposting

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>>46354437
Same, I don't think Axel would let anyone top him without a fight. But after he loses he accepts his fate and enjoys it

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>>46354742
i guess you'll have to bend over to find out

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>>46354727
i'm sure they feel safe, they're not anime boys anyways.

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Forming a rape crew for Anime Boston, any sisters wanna squad up in a week and locate some man ass? We can even track niggas in this thread for future rape.

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i feel like seeing the sc rankings got to bettel’s head

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>>46354180
assume the position magmite. i am going in dry

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>>46352844
knowing he does it on purpose make me want to hurt him so badly, but it's also cute in a way. the whore knows what we want and gives it to us, but the more he teases the more i want to beat the shit out of him ToT i'd love to see him get slapped for his teasing and then seeing his reaction, i think he'd quickly learn to stop teasing when all his efforts end in beatings.

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>>46354808
The only way he knows if the anon behind him a a man or a woman is to figure out if the penis inside his anus is real or not

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>>46354742
If the multiple and tiresome early polls we had in the beginning teached me something... yes we have women here but is mostly guys. Like 1/3 are girls from what I remember.

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>>46354808
NO UR A DUDE

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>>46354890

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>>46354742
theres not too many trans people here if thats what youre asking
its mostly just burnt out socially inept average women who struggle to integrate into any circles either due to trauma, autism, into stuff not accepted in most circles, or a mix of all of the above.
id argue its a solid 60 to 40 ratio

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>>46354890
i'll fucking cap you

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>>46353555
trips of truth... he'd be scared shitless for his life, having no idea how to react without endangering himself further and only start begging for the rape to end when he's hurking and gurgling with imminent sickness ToT putting a hand on his belly while he gets raped to stir his nausea further, pushing down harder on every beat... it would be so fun to laugh straight in his face while his face contorts with ultimate discomfort ToT

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>>46354947
holy projection

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>>46347511
his outfit is so ugly, it's like he doesn't have proper clothes and has to wear bed sheets

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Maybe the cool anons like Loreanon didn't become talents...they just...got caught by a sister....

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>>46355041
I miss radio anon...

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ripdesk sex but they are actually fucking so hard they break a desk underneatht them

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>>46355008
Why did his mama give him sexy clothes under this gaudy robe thing...

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>>46354890
>one week away from boston expo
i full expect all of you to be painfully obvious rejects of society

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bettel is gonna be so sore (and defenceless) tomorrow....

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>>46355041
anon we know deep inside that loreanon is Shinri, be happy he made it

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>>46355099
In all fairness, he's a jester - he's supposed to be gaudy. The sexy part of the outfit is for after the shows...

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>>46354995
only certain types of woman lurks /mans/ threads instead of /cbdct/, twitter, or discord bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>46354961
Do you know how many yaoi doujins have guns shoved up the bottom’s butthole? It’s more than one

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>>46354890
sadly can't go :( someone whisper vesmachi love for me so it can be real for a split second

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>>46355008
why did his mama make him look tall when hes not, hes even shorter than magni

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>>46355212
VIP tickets for after show show? That'll cost you an akasupa, sir.

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>>46354433
>>46354474
cope and seethe bettel paypigs

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>>46354890

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>>46354890
have fun raping ugly 3dpd men i guess

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>>46355317
>even shorter than magni
But Magni is one of the tallest people in stars. Bettel is even shorter than Altare.

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>>46354890
Can I join as like, a mascot or a pet?

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>>46355336
*rapes you*

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>>46355336
His pay pigs would throw a fit if they saw what was on here

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>>46355220
I fear my people

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>>46355406
i just can’t imagine bettel as a manlet….that’s leader’s place

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>>46355336
wrong. i'm just tired of niggers misusing grifter without knowing the actual meaning.

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magmites will have the cutest fans

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>>46355508

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>>46355508
fat fuck magmite cope

[Anonymous No.]

thirty minutes until three streams start simultaneously

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>>46355384
It’s about the challenge for me
>>46355411
How well can you sniff out some prize male rapeholes? Can you track a nigga in pitch black darkness?

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>>46355508
why, is it hot in boston or something? do they not have air conditioning?

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Just a reminder that the Bettelschizo just posts when Bettel is streaming, bringing up shit that he truly doesn't care about just to shit up discussion and get (you)s.

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AWOOOOGA AWOOOOOGA

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>>46355497
The sad truth is that leader is... *clenches fists* ...an average height...

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BOIOIOIOIOINNNGHH BRRRBRRRBRR TITITITING

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>>46355703
today's fucking insane
4 membership streams and they're all overlapping along with 3 normal streams(and vsaikyou customs)

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>>46355726
I've been a kidnap target a few times so I make great bait, that close enough?

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Hey guys, did you know that Hakka is Hakka?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1641906695663243264
who are you? https://www.quotev.com/quiz/15065722/Which-Tempus-Member-Are-You-2023

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>>46355843
wait, but that would mean leader is normal..... and a normie.....

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I am honestly kinda scared to think that whatever Magni and Nowa has in their schedule isn't a full HQ collab.

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>>46355843
leader will always be the shortest of tempus in my heart

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>>46355965
Shocking, I thought Hakka was Flayon or Axel
Got the sweetest exorcist of all Elysium without trying~

[Anonymous No.]

looks like noct’s vtuber model will be done within a week, i’m excited to see it with TSB

[Anonymous No.]

after some thinking, i came to the conclusion that maybe manlet bettel ain’t so bad

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>>46355961
>spoiler
Jesus Christ what? I-I’m actually so sorry that happened to you. Sure, join up we can rape any kidnappers

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>>46355993
i'm looked at the teamup too
did nowa say anything about tmrw's stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355417
>Bettel making this face while on top of (you)
Didn't expect this mental image but I appreciate it

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>>46355965
oh no

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>>46355965
i actually laughed getting this
truly like oshi like fan

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>>46356156
>on top of (You)
you can probably just fling him off

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>>46356189
you've been brainwashed and you haven't realized it....

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>>46355993
Why? I didn't at any point think it was actually going to be an collab

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>>46355965
What a weaksauce quiz, it's so obvious what Tempus member you'll be slotted into from the answers

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>>46355965
I physically recoiled what the fuck am I supposed to think about this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
>the one with the cool, ice armor
Jobbers, all of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
no idea what made it decide for one over the other but I guess he's just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
Got Vesper which was expected since I'm his target demographic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46356134
heh I joke about it a lot so I forget it was kinda serious, thanks for the concern. heck yeah, I'm in! Morally okayish!

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>>46356156

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>>46356311
thats the beauty of these shitty quizzes
reminds me of my middle school days in the computer room...

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>>46356313
Please show up to Anime Boston

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>>46356259
oh shit I'll try not to squirt too hard then

team jester's blasting off agaaaaaain
ding

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
ew wtf why didn't i get my pilotwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>46356450
W-why do you want that anon to show up?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
>My oshi is Axel
>My results
I guess it was meant to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46356406
I’m laughing so hard fuck you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46356470
do i risk drawing this and getting banned again

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
It's really obvious which answer is for which boy, but I answered it honestly and got my least favourite member, just like I knew I would.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46355965
Did I get him only because I chose him as my oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46356450
am poor pls undastand

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>>46356529
don't worry about it

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>>46356561
vesper please stop talking about yourself like that you have a stream in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46356529
I bet they just really like Flayon and want to talk about Flayon with them! Watch some Flayon clips, maybe try on a Flayon outfit, try their cool red Flayon themed drink.....

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/AnimeBoston/status/1641832745730023425

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>>46355965
I really tried not to pick the obvious stuff that would get me Magni but I still got him, which is fine since he is my HQ oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

Just two answers can make you shift hard from one oshi to another. Mainly the ones about your wishes

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>>46356556
Cute Get out of here, Magni. I though you were busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46353275
it's the same thing as giving your dose of morphine to a friend who was fatally shot on the battlefield so they can go without feeling pain.

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>>46356679
Aww, he really sounds like he is reading a script while someone is pointing a gun at him

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>>46354970
TTOTT laughing at bettel while drool and vomit dribbles out his nose and mouth as he tries to stop his gagging, tears streaming down his twisted face. I want to see the expression on his face when he realizes he can't hold it in anymore, giving in to the relief of vomiting and ending used up on the floor in a pool of his own vomit. <3 I love bettel he's so cute ToT ty for the ideas, vomsis love <3

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>>46356647
*does this but with flayon*

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>>46355965
t.machiroon... wtf kek

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>>46355965
Hm.

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>>46356955
interesting

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>>46356935
Wait, whats this from agains?

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>>46355965
Holy shit the differences

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>>46356999
this just tells me you're clinically insane

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>>46357179
Wait nm I remembers

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sims altnowa is officially doomed. they refuse to even sleep in the same bed anymore, have consensual sex with each other, and every time they interact the red bar never changes.. At this point Axel is flirting more with Nowa than Altare is.. speaking of which Axel intervened yet ANOTHER attempt and lost against Altare..poor dingo just wants to save people..

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>>46357205
probably didn't need to post the quiz results for that tbdesu

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>>46357242
damn this has been sad to watch

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>walking up from behind Bettel
>putting your arms around him and hugging him
>he laughs and greets you
>you pick him up from the ground
>since he is so frail it is easy to manhandle him
>you drop him onto the ground, he lands on his knees
>pick him up again and slap him across the face several times
>his face is red
>he fights back and grabs your hand
>you use your leg instead and kick his shin
>he withstands your attack and pushes you in retaliation, screaming at you to stop
>you tumble backwards but catch yourself to lunge at him and suckerpunch him
>he sees red, goes in to grab you by the throat, keeping you away from him
>you get closer and hold his throat, too, start digging your nails into the skin, until you are basically choking him
>he drops his hands from your throat but you keep yours around his
>he starts coughing and finally grabs your hands and violently shakes you off
>you tumble again, he comes closer and slaps you so hard across the face your nose instantly starts bleeding
>grabs you by the shoulders and pulls you into a wet, slurpy kiss
>you try to fight back by pulling on his hair but he only goes in harder, even stopping the kiss to bite you in the neck
>eventually you stop fighting back and you're just standing there and kissing

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>>46357240
>How do I fix this
>nvm, fixed it
>thread locked
I know you didn't mean this, but you reminded me of it, and I need divulge the primal rage I just felt

[Anonymous No.]

that future wife? you

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>>46357242
>spoiler
the og saviorfag of Tempus...

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>>46357373
holy fucking shit... anon i'm salivating so hard it's embarrassing. arigatou TTToTTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46357396

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>>46357380
>i'll DM you the fix

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>>46357373
you know ive always got the impression bettels the type of white dude that wants a real freaky goth/egirl menhera to just fuck him up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46357179
template from suityan

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>>46357242
STOP ITS TOO REAL

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>>46357611
I WILL MURDER YOU

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>>46357380
Ha ha sorry, I sometimes say things faster than I think them. I know of that too, glad I could make you feel some seething anger!~

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>>46357743
i got one for you gramps
>how do i fix this?
>idk
>idk
>thread close

[Anonymous No.]

my husband on the telly

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>how do I do this?
>Mod here, use the search function, thread closed

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>>46357805
i saw one where it was just the OP bumping himself twice before the thread was closed for excessive bumping by a moderator.

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>>46357743
>>46357805
>>46357873
ENTER
"official" support agent who clearly doesn't even understand the question

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon fucked my mom
dad...?

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is your mom

[Anonymous No.]

battle of the titans

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>>46357805
I got another one
>how do I fix this?
>you shouldn't have this problem, I don't
>*silence*
>anyone?
>*Thread closed and user banned for "thread necro"*

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>>46357242
Juicy

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VANGUARD WAS EXCLUDED

[Anonymous No.]

Please watch Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/live/rjns8Vm9bz4
https://www.youtube.com/live/rjns8Vm9bz4
https://www.youtube.com/live/rjns8Vm9bz4

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>>46358149
VG's doing their own thing (or at least Bettel and Shinri are)

[Anonymous No.]

"Draw myself pregnant"

Ok you filthy perverts. Who asked that disgusting question? it's time to cure your perversions.

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>>46357242
I'm so sorry for you anon. You began this sims thing to get more fun altnowa but in the end you just have to watch them get distant again...

[Anonymous No.]

Hate Izanami, busted bitch

[Anonymous No.]

that ultimate looked really cool

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>>46358258
Yeah that was sick
I wish I liked fighting games

[Anonymous No.]

The weird shit starts a 6 pm pst tomorrow!

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>>46358231
probably the one that drew him lactating

[Anonymous No.]

shits finna get crazy

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>>46358292
i wish i had anything other than a laptop to play them i'm too scared of fucking up my keyboard again

[Anonymous No.]

Does Flayon not know how to activate Es's ultimate or does he not want to use them at all?

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>>46358308
they will try to keep the vods up, but it might get tokens down by YouTube

[Anonymous No.]

>too much effort for something not offensive
what did gramps mean by this

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>>46358313
W...what?! Oh gods, you are beyond redemption.

[Anonymous No.]

i wish i understood fighting games so i could watch flayon more

[Anonymous No.]

Playing CotL was just an excuse for him to get kemonomimi art

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>>46358491
I don't understand shit but anime fighters are always cool to watch.

[Anonymous No.]

hey bros everyone good tonight?

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>>46358507
mayhaps

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>“I flash my crotch on screen every five seconds you’ll be fine”
kek

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>>46358532
I'm a bit biased but...Vesper's menshi?

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>>46358585
if you're asking if i'm watching him draw a jail right now, the answer is yes

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>>46349133
That's a very weird dream you have

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>>46358573
love me an oshi that would fight for me

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon will never play something like Battle for the Grid or Killer Instinct and that makes me sad

[Anonymous No.]

Aiya. Do people gift memberships during menshi streams?
My gifted ran out yesterday and I didn't get one again during the cult lamb game... I don't want to miss the menshi....

[Anonymous No.]

why the fuck is vesper's icon a pony

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https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1641942826035433472

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>>46358828
You don't get gift in the same day they run out

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>>46358828
Youtube doesn't let you do that

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>>46358841
He's really feeding the ryonas

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>>46358836
In Holodex? I noticed that too, is probably an april fools thing that the mods of that site did. Some other members have their icon changed too like Pekora and Okayu.

[Anonymous No.]

I want flay to do a cover of that NOW I don’t care if it sucks or if it’s just karaoke it was CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>>46358987
It was really cute

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>>46358920
Ah that explains it...
>>46358929
;; oh well...

[Anonymous No.]

I assume it's against protocol to post images of a menshi, right?

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>>46358841

[Anonymous No.]

Just made it to Flay's stream. Yesterday he said Melty Blood, did he say why he switched to Blazblue?

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>>46359091
perms

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>>46359069
Yes

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>>46358828
i've seen gifters camp the freechat during menshis to snipe greys, but i dont know if they do that during every membership stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46358828
well they can gift in the freechat so there's that. just gotta win the gacha before stream

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>>46359091
Perm's wild ride

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>>46358985
Oh you're right, feels odd that only some of them got changed

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359069
normally yes but vesper lets us use what he draws for whatever we want after the stream

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>>46359091
nothing specific, said he's "just as confused as you are" in a menshi post

[Anonymous No.]

Boys giggling is the reason to live, truly

[Anonymous No.]

doesn't this exact fanart literally already exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359091
Isn't melty blood the game that got his vod hit with copyright claim?

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>>46359112
Ah, it's a shame, but i understand. Thanks for the answer

[Anonymous No.]

Wait Vesper that is actually a really good idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359166
>04/02/2023
Future anon?

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>>46359175
it was only the intro screen and his manager got it fixed since the vod is back unless the company revoked the perms out of pettiness

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>>46355965
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1641942122998767618?t=59motpBt6Y7nKs8Sn_AnXA&s=19
What in the goddamn?

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>>46359091
Central Fiction is the better game.

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>>46357242
Are we just destined to suffer as altnowa sisters? Are they destined to separate in every universe? What if even Magni's sims also hate each other even though he isn't playing?

[Anonymous No.]

cute

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>>46359108
>>46359133
Seriously? I regretted not getting some practice in before the next stream, but I guess it wouldn't have mattered anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! We are now entering Axel April!!! This is the month he's been talking about!!! I can't, man. I actually can't think all that straight right now. My brain is screaming- I'm really excited!!!! I wanna see what Axel's been cooking up in the background, I know that the 8 man cover is up first, and then maybe Kickback closer to the end of the month? I don't know but!!! I can't wait! I adore this guy's voice and I really love Kickback already, I'm gonna explode when it drops! Axel you're gonna be amazing!!!! And now that VSAI is two weeks out- Axel's going to be busier then ever with training. I'll always wish him luck in that. I want to cheer him on harder from now on!!! I don't know how, but I will try!!! I'm glad that he had fun last night and I hope it continues on the next session they have! Hope this guy's sleeping well and eats some good food when he wakes up, stay healthy and cool Axel!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

PS: Hehe. My April Fools joke is using a different image today!

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>>46357373
holy fuck i'm creaming, thank you or the food jfc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359331

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I don’t tune into flay often but when I do I love to listen to him ramble and do his little impressions it’s like the annoying little brother I never had

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>>46359342
god you are so fucking cute. i hope your day has been good axelotl, tsb really popped off in the customs

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>>46359281
Shit's rigged dood

[Anonymous No.]

Any news on what the April stream will be

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>>46359453
finally an anon that understands his appeal

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>>46358841
i love my silly clown so much ToT i hope we get to hear him complain about his soreness for the next few days <3

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>>46359342
did you make that

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>>46359552
vesper has squealed this much so far;
1) 6pm PST his channel
2) whatever it is its so fucking weird that management might pull the vod afterwards

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>>46359663
Vesper using some FOMO to hype it up
Proud of you ojisan

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>>46359649
Yes!!!

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>>46359706
very nice, cute anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Flayon is playing BBCF
I'm not familiar with him. Is he a fgc guy?
I saw he played a bunch of fgs but right now he seems pretty garbage at it. So what's his deal?

[Anonymous No.]

vesper no...

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>>46359321
im inclined to believe that the drama is why we ship it at this point

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>>46359342
HAPPY AXEL APRIL, LET'S GOOO!!!!
Very cute drawing!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359253
It could be cover denying the talents to stream it because they got pissed with the company

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359552
Ok. Seeing their youtube avatars, we can imagine that maybe they do some monstrosity related to MLP?

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>>46359839
he's bad but he loves fighting games

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>>46359839
He likes fighting games even if he's bad at them. I know this is a crazy concept in the FGC but it's real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359975
They are doing this to get this thread banned

[Anonymous No.]

I’m too tired, someone hornypost Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359975
>>46360020
This is the "Gura april fools stream is mlp related" rrat all over again
Also it's just Holodex doing that, the actual channels are still normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359753
Thank you!!

>>46359917
YEAHHH!!! AXEL APRIL! That axelotl is so cute. I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360112
You are right, how strange

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>>46359999
>I know this is a crazy concept in the FGC but it's real.
You don't have to be good to be part of the fgc, but if you play fgs you tend to naturally get better. That's why I was asking.
>>46359990
And I see. Well he got my, my sub. We need more Vtuber that play fgs on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360041
Okeh, I WANT TO HUG AND KISS ALTARE UNTIL HE FEELS LOVED ENOUGH AND ACCEPTS HIMSELF FOR WHO HE IS :3

[Anonymous No.]

>gained weight
>body fat % shot up to 16.8
>week left before the con
god i dont want to look unsightly in front of my oshi
no fate is worse than being skinnyfat

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>>46360206
i wish i knew why he's so bad since he's been playing them for years kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360280
Ewwwww why would you want that?

[Anonymous No.]

>been wishing for earlier Mag streams
>think Magni's early "announcement" stream is 9pm tonight and will overlap mama's game with members
>relieved when I realize it's not until tomorrow
>realize Magni has a menshi tonight at fucking 8pm of all times, and when I'll be running errands
This WHORE
This some monkeypaw shit

[Anonymous No.]

flay has gotten cornered like hell today jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360041
I only have riptare where they have really hour long sex and where Altare gets really sweaty all over his body whether he is active or passive and the sweat runs across his skin and it's afternoon/evening so the sun is going down and the orange light coming in from the window lands on his body perfectly to emphasize just how wet he is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360294
Lose all the liquid the night before the con

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360294
100 sit ups, 100 russian twists, 100 leg raises, 300 jumping jacks, 200 crunches
no excuses

[Anonymous No.]

>>46359540
My day's just starting but it's been good!!! I hope yours has as well! Also, please don't eat me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360454
Ayo ToT that's hot as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360294
cute fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360493
you should know that refusal just makes it more enticing

[Anonymous No.]

maguniiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S SO EARLY AAIEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

HE'S EARLY

[Anonymous No.]

I swear, management talks to Vesper like he is a small child and really they should!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360790
>Magni is so late on his streams two minutes is considered "so" early

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360652
But I taste bad, just ate everything you don't like, and if I get eaten. I can't watch Axel anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360497
Altare being a tease and drawing a hand across his body, ordering rpr to lick the sweat off between his pecs and around his shoulders forcing him to lick his armpits

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360723
Stop pooping on the walls, you disgusting and little feceshead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46360819
He's also 3 hours earlier than his usual timeslot.

[Anonymous No.]