/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General

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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - Where has my choco gone Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (global hi beebs) (heimins) (embed) (inbred)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>46246926

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3 Day vacation, and I'm guessing I've missed nothing.

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>>46314727
Pretty much, might have been a new fund in that time.

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Hey pssst, hey you. Yes, you. You're cute

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Poi seems to be dead at the moment, wonder if this will affect adjusts

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 27)
>Pochimaru :: $24,156.30
>Amelia :: $20,453.58
>Towa :: $16,099.44

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 53)
>Ayame :: -$78,448.48
>Suisei :: -$30,751.72
>Laplus :: -$25,460.06

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,737.28
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,154.52
Average Downward Adjustment is -$6,757.64

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 Cycles until Dividends.
Also, be on the lookout for the Q1 Report.

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Its a terrible day for rain

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Nobody cared about Pikamee for over two years until she got harassed by troons

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>>46322423
I mean yeah, but most people don't care about everyone they walk past, but if you see someone getting harassed, most people would (I hope) step in.

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>>46323622
That's fair, it still feels like shit her only legacy on the board will be an anti trans symbol

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>>46322423
I care, but there's tons of people I care about that I don't routinely interact with. That's part of being an adult. Think about how many of your old friends you don't talk with much anymore. It's a similar feeling.

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>>46324120
>, it still feels like shit her only legacy on the board will be an anti trans symbol
Spoken like a true troon sister!

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>>46324877
There is a difference between caring about someone you don't talk to a lot anymore, and suddenly caring about someone you spent the last year mocking because they changed their model. Especially when the latter group is part of what made her want to graduate in the first place

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>>46314523
awww

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Going to be posting a lot of graphs today as part of the Quarterly Report. This is a project I've tried to do a few times now, but it fell through for various reasons.

Please note that for all of these line charts, the prices are taken based exclusively on adjustments, or what NASFAQ thinks the coin's movement should've been. If you match it to the graphs on NASFAQ, it will likely look a bit different.

These first few graphs will cover Holos by larger groupings, color-coded by gen.
The legend couldn't fit on some of these, so I'll include it here:
>Blue - Gen 0
>Dark Red - Gen 1
>Purple - Gen 2
>Light Blue - Gen 3
>Orange - Gen 4
>Pink - Gen 5
>Green - Gen 6

Big spikes for this quarter were Suisei, Suisei again, Marine, Aqua, Suisei one more time, and Ayame.
Big dips for this quarter were Mio, Nene, Luna, Nene again, Matsuri, Luna a few more times, Mio again, Watame, Chloe, and then Watame and Luna traded dips for the rest of the quarter.
The line going straight through is Rushia.

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All of Holo EN, excluding Tempus.
>Blue - Myth
>Pink - Project HOPE
>Red - Council

Major spikes go to Ina, then the rest are Gura's.
The only major dip was Mumei's.
If you're wondering who that one Council member that keeps trying to jump to the top of the graph is, it's Sana.

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All of Holo ID.
>Purple - Gen 1
>Red - Gen 2
>Green - Gen 3

All of the major spikes are Moona, Ollie, or Kobo. Reine's no slouch, either, but she never punches in the same weight class as those three, and Anya gets up there a couple of times.
Major dips are mostly Moona and Iofi, with Ollie getting one.

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All of the Holostars.
>Green - Gen 1
>Blue - Gen 2
>Pink - Gen 3
>Light Blue - Tempus
Where's Uproar and Tempus 2, honk

The plateau range there is Kaoru. Let's leave him aside for a bit.
The major spikes (ignoring Kaoru) are Astel, Miyabi, Oga, Astel again, Oga again, then Astel one last time.
Major dips are Kaoru, Oga, Miyabi, Kaoru again, Rikka, and then Dezmond.
Altare never breaks out of the middle of the pack for very long, but he zig-zags regularly, dipping low and spiking high.

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>>46337187
NO ONE WANTED HOMOS IN THE FUCKING GAME THATS WHERE YOU DIPSHIT

ALL THE NIGGERS WHO DID ONLY WANTED THEM FOR MORE STOCKS TO PLAY WITH AND NOW THEYRE GONE SO THE HOMOS SHOULD BE REMOVED

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There's not really a good place to talk about them, so I'll discuss the Mamas first to transition into the smaller groupings.

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Ui :: $21,406.69 ~ $73,865.88 :: ($52,459.19)
>Nana :: $16,384.87 ~ $49,817.57 :: ($33,432.70)
>Pochimaru :: $1,570.89 ~ $47,473.14 :: ($45,902.25)
>Ayamy :: $11,452.75 ~ $97,173.23 :: ($85,720.48)
>Nabi :: $655.09 ~ $45,186.28 :: ($44,531.19)
>Nachoneko :: $9,865.23 ~ $48,819.55 :: ($38,954.32)
>Rurudo :: $904.02 ~ $72,075.11 :: ($71,171.09)

Nabi was the weakest performer this quarter, but that is largely because she got her channel taken down at one point and is still on hiatus from streaming. Hopefully you dumped your bags when she had that spike a week or two ago.
Ui generally stayed ahead of the pack and was a high-performing coin with a lot of spikes, but she rarely dipped significantly, making her a potentially difficult buy-in.
Nana and Ayamy were the most consistent performers, having regular dips and spikes that allow people to capitalize.
Rurudo and Pochi both started the quarter pretty strong (Rurudo having a giant spike at the start), but basically fell off the face of the earth, leaving their coin to stagnate and eventually dive.
That said, most of the Mamas are fairly inconsistent, so take this analysis with a grain of salt. You're not buying these for the routine performance, but for the big jackpot paydays.

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>>46337492
Okay, sure, but where's Aloe? You can excuse Chris because her channel doesn't exist, but even fucking Civia has a coin. Aloe still gets views and subs.

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Here's JP Gen 0 and Holocoin

>Hololive :: $48,806.72 ~ $241,682.43 :: ($192,875.71)
>Sora :: $16,353.43 ~ $73,897.29 :: ($57,543.86)
>Roboco :: $24,537.89 ~ $73,537.46 :: ($48,999.57)
>Miko :: $18,213.75 ~ $65,419.35 :: ($47,205.60)
>Suisei :: $25,726.30 ~ $228,100.98 :: ($202,374.68)
>AZKi :: $20,776.06 ~ $94,722.66 :: ($73,946.60)

Hololive and Suisei are always good performers. You should strive to buy as many as you can.
Gen 0 in general are underrated, but will keep your cash flow running. Highly recommended for newer investors.
Not much to say here.

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Here's HoloJP Gen 1

Adjustment Range (Difference)
>Mel :: $17,472.91 ~ $52,588.69 :: ($35,115.78)
>Fubuki :: $32,771.65 ~ $87,700.76 :: ($54,929.11)
>Matsuri :: $13,725.19 ~ $63,571.87 :: ($49,846.68)
>Aki :: $21,005.52 ~ $128,129.74 :: ($107,124.22)
>Haato :: $18,833.76 ~ $111,329.21 :: ($92,495.45)

Highest consistent performer of the gen is Fubuki, but Aki and Haachama will surprise you with the spikes they can generate. Good quarter for them.

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Holo JP Gen 2

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Aqua :: $36,358.86 ~ $171,975.50 :: ($135,616.64)
>Shion :: $23,464.40 ~ $127,702.81 :: ($104,238.41)
>Ayame :: $25,122.74 ~ $169,443.03 :: ($144,320.29)
>Choco :: $16,637.33 ~ $91,024.07 :: ($74,386.74)
>Subaru :: $17,525.24 ~ $62,536.66 :: ($45,011.42)

Ah, the swing gen. This quarter saw a lot of ups and downs for Gen 2. Everyone took a turn being the lowest performer, and almost everyone got a turn as the highest performer. This gen had a few major events during this quarter, though, so don't expect this performance every time.

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Gamers. Fubuki is included here for completion's sake.

Adjustment Range (Difference)
>Fubuki :: $32,771.65 ~ $87,700.76 :: ($54,929.11)
>Mio :: $11,383.42 ~ $60,364.15 :: ($48,980.73)
>Okayu :: $18,737.39 ~ $85,327.06 :: ($66,589.67)
>Korone :: $17,024.10 ~ $60,692.68 :: ($43,668.58)

Not quite as swingy as Gen 2. Mostly consistent performances, but somebody please save Mio's price and/or eggs.

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JP Gen 3.

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Pekora :: $27,830.76 ~ $78,960.16 :: ($51,129.40)
>Rushia :: $175,973.24 ~ $241,090.25 :: ($65,117.01)
>Flare :: $14,174.60 ~ $33,643.68 :: ($19,469.08)
>Noel :: $17,646.91 ~ $55,385.51 :: ($37,738.60)
>Marine :: $33,425.65 ~ $325,704.09 :: ($292,278.44)

Gen 3 belongs to Marine. Everyone else is just hanging out. Rushia floats along like driftwood in a river, but that's about it.
Flare is the underperformer of the gen, but you probably already knew that.

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JP Gen 4

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Kanata :: $16,509.77 ~ $63,321.68 :: ($46,811.91)
>Coco :: $26,693.25 ~ $71,544.88 :: ($44,851.63)
>Watame :: $11,234.93 ~ $99,174.42 :: ($87,939.49)
>Towa :: $17,408.01 ~ $94,776.67 :: ($77,368.66)
>Luna :: $12,493.22 ~ $36,917.32 :: ($24,424.10)

I haven't kept up with Gen 4's goings-on for a while, so I'm not sure the influences here, but see how many Bibis you can find in this graph!

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JP Gen 5

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Lamy :: $17,780.77 ~ $71,712.23 :: ($53,931.46)
>Nene :: $10,545.60 ~ $64,479.57 :: ($53,933.97)
>Botan :: $17,855.56 ~ $76,096.42 :: ($58,240.86)
>Polka :: $33,291.39 ~ $108,989.31 :: ($75,697.92)
Put Aloecoin in the game, honk.

Polka is fairly dominant here, but nobody in this gen is a bad pickup due to their good spikes and reasonable buy-ins.

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JP Gen 6, finishing off the JPs

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Laplus :: $23,366.64 ~ $91,222.99 :: ($67,856.35)
>Lui :: $20,448.48 ~ $54,691.66 :: ($34,243.18)
>Koyori :: $30,364.26 ~ $56,633.50 :: ($26,269.24)
>Chloe :: $15,221.24 ~ $54,974.29 :: ($39,753.05)
>Iroha :: $15,906.31 ~ $48,901.84 :: ($32,995.53)

Koyo has some fairly tight performance (so far only Flare and Luna are tighter), which of course makes her an awful coin on paper, but you might find value in her through other means.
Laplus returned from a hiatus in the second half of the quarter, and maintained a dominant presence for the remainder of the quarter.
Honestly not too much to say about the rest.

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>>46335498
I love all of this, thank you for posting these

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HoloMyth, or EN Gen 1.

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Calliope :: $22,467.51 ~ $76,150.83 :: ($53,683.32)
>Kiara :: $16,853.09 ~ $73,714.60 :: ($56,861.51)
>Ina'nis :: $33,795.19 ~ $333,162.97 :: ($299,367.78)
>Gura :: $92,850.28 ~ $298,550.72 :: ($205,700.44)
>Amelia :: $26,176.87 ~ $121,635.44 :: ($95,458.57)

Gura dominates this group, but you probably already figured that.
Ina returned from a break early in the quarter, resulting in her taking over for a bit, but she eventually settled into second place after Gura returned from her own break.
Like Koyori, Kiara's steady and persistent performance as a streamer makes her margin very tiny, and as a result she's a very low performer. I would recommend against investing in her unless you're after her as an oshicoiner.

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HoloCouncil, or EN Gen 2, with IRyS thrown in because where the hell else is she going to go

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>IRyS :: $13,991.87 ~ $50,563.91 :: ($36,572.04)
>Sana :: $25,545.94 ~ $108,717.41 :: ($83,171.47)
>Fauna :: $19,056.86 ~ $55,210.50 :: ($36,153.64)
>Kronii :: $16,468.22 ~ $75,412.21 :: ($58,943.99)
>Mumei :: $10,183.53 ~ $60,738.30 :: ($50,554.77)
>Baelz :: $13,718.86 ~ $51,058.21 :: ($37,339.35)

Sana is the dominant coin in this group, proving that you don't need to actually do anything as a streamer to perform well as a coin, and in fact the LESS you do, the BETTER for your coin.
Very few groups show how completely fucked the Stream/Coin performance dymanic is in this game than CouncilRyS. Fauna, IRyS, and Bae all maintain regular schedules and stream consistently, and barely escape being mediocre shitcoins. Meanwhile the high performers for this group are Sana (a dead coin) and Kronii (who was absent for a chunk of the quarter and has been on limited streams with TTS since returning).

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ID Gen 1

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Risu :: $22,656.84 ~ $53,372.05 :: ($30,715.21)
>Moona :: $11,160.22 ~ $67,212.48 :: ($56,052.26)
>Iofi :: $13,441.22 ~ $39,311.84 :: ($25,870.62)

Generally IDs feel underrated, but Moona definitely does not disappoint. Iofi, however, does.

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ID Gen 2

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Ollie :: $15,678.27 ~ $88,964.99 :: ($73,286.72)
>Melfissa :: $13,661.89 ~ $61,433.21 :: ($47,771.32)
>Reine :: $18,373.81 ~ $49,208.05 :: ($30,834.24)

ID2 is definitely a good place to invest early money, especially Ollie. Their divs aren't anything to write home about, but if you're mostly day-trading for profits, they have consistent spikes and dips to work with. The semi-regular outfits help as well.

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ID Gen 3

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Zeta :: $14,702.91 ~ $44,832.16 :: ($30,129.25)
>Kovalskia :: $18,087.22 ~ $45,098.18 :: ($27,010.96)
>Kanaeru :: $28,559.36 ~ $64,622.16 :: ($36,062.80)

Kobo showing obvious dominance in the group, but the other two aren't bad, either. Once again, hags with consistent schedules get discriminated against by the system, but maybe other metrics will help.

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Holostars Gen 1

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Miyabi :: $6,748.84 ~ $39,637.48 :: ($32,888.64)
>Izuru :: $6,494.24 ~ $24,005.57 :: ($17,511.33)
>Aruran :: $6,874.56 ~ $28,735.31 :: ($21,860.75)
>Rikka :: $6,003.91 ~ $30,588.49 :: ($24,584.58)

Remember the first rule of reading graphs: Check the scale.
Miyabi is the dominant one in this group, and also the only one that escapes shitcoin status. The rest, especially Izuru, are low-tier coins that you shouldn't hoard unless you like holding bags or are too broke to buy much else.

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Holostars Gen 2

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Astel :: $8,637.78 ~ $39,071.39 :: ($30,433.61)
>Temma :: $7,673.62 ~ $26,464.71 :: ($18,791.09)
>Roberu :: $8,310.24 ~ $21,828.46 :: ($13,518.22)

Astel escapes Total Shitcoin status this quarter, but probably because he suffers from wild swings. The other boys suffer, including our Winning Son.

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Holostars Gen 3

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Shien :: $8,234.57 ~ $30,576.82 :: ($22,342.25)
>Kaoru :: $5,069.78 ~ $100,000.00 :: ($94,930.22)
>Oga :: $6,502.33 ~ $49,821.24 :: ($43,318.91)

The dead coin leads the pack, but Oga did well this quarter as well. Shien is still not great, but he's top tier for a Holostar and is performing better than at least one of the girls.

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Holostars English Gen 1, or Tempus

Adjustment Range (Difference):
>Altare :: $6,627.56 ~ $26,946.85 :: ($20,319.29)
>Dezmond :: $6,197.80 ~ $21,606.65 :: ($15,408.85)
>Syrios :: $6,683.57 ~ $29,167.93 :: ($22,484.36)
>Vesper :: $6,819.33 ~ $24,046.60 :: ($17,227.27)

It's been a few months since the Tempus boys debuted, and they're predictably mostly medicore and low-tier coins overall. Vesper being absent for a large portion of the quarter did not help him.

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Alright, with the by-gen groups out of the way, let's look at some interesting groupings cross-gens. These are the quarterly movements for just the dead coins.

Rushia and Civia aren't anything new; they just steadily climb. However, there's some funky stuff going on with the others. It's been discussed that these coins still receieve adjustments since they still have videos, although I'm curious why Rushia and Civia don't have this implemented.

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These are all of the channels that had Music Channel status as of the end of the quarter.

Marine and Suisei dominate this grouping as well, but nobody is particularly bad other than Rikka, who has the Holostars debuff to work with. I do find it interesting that they all share similar spike timing, although that's probably due to Susan's fuckery with how dispensing views for those channels works.

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Last one for now, but here's a graph of the payouts for post-Valentine's Day adjustments. Remember that there's timezone fuckery afoot that I couldn't disentangle, so don't judge the dips too harshly.

After Numbers Review goes up, I'll work on the quarterly breakdown for Dividends, although those won't be as much as this was.

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>>46354967

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>>46337942
>>Pochimaru :: $1,570.89 ~ $47,473.14 :: ($45,902.25)
>>Ayamy :: $11,452.75 ~ $97,173.23 :: ($85,720.48)
I fucking love hags holy shit

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>>46351451
Likely this was due to the youtube bug where music channel views weren't counted for a little bit until they were all at once.

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Reminder, office space for movie night tomorrow 4PM server time!

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>>46355199
If you check the graph, you'll see that every major spike happens all at once, multiple times.
Picrel are the times I personally noticed it. There might be others.

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Money?

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>>46359487
Yeah we got that.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 292,065,757, a change of 0.41% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,650,822. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 18 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Aruran :: +6.8%
>Syrios :: +5.8%
>Matsuri :: +5.1%
>Shion :: +4%
>Nana :: +3.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 30):
>Ollie :: -6.3%
>Ayame :: -5.8%
>Moona :: -3.9%
>Amelia :: -3.7%
>Altare :: -3.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,331,994.35 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.58% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $13,106,656,755,792.50, a change of -3.77% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $44,875.71. There are 26 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, breaking Suisei's 2-day streak.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 52):
>Pochimaru :: +148.0%
>Towa :: +42.5%
>Botan :: +33.8%
>Moona :: +28%
>Altare :: +24.9%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 28):
>Ayame :: -50.8%
>Laplus :: -36.3%
>Ui :: -35.3%
>Choco :: -34.6%
>Miko :: -30.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $68.37 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $110.34 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$87.17 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $480.97 Up :: $4,889.88 from adj.
>Marine :: $363.14 Up :: $3,691.97 from adj.
>Nene :: $353.20 Up :: $3,590.91 from adj.
>Calliope :: $319.46 Up :: $3,247.81 from adj.
>Miko :: $314.69 Up :: $3,199.33 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: -$2.88 Down :: -$29.31 from adj.
>AZKi :: $3.72 Up :: $37.84 from adj.
>Miyabi :: -$4.73 Down :: -$48.04 from adj.
>Melfissa :: $6.65 Up :: $67.56 from adj.
>Vesper :: -$8.25 Down :: -$83.83 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

Dividends in a little more than 21 cycles.

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bump

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Up

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priestess you nigger

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>>46344280
i will do it
i will be the one to pillage those dusty untrodden depths and impregnate marine
dont look upon the ark of the covenant, do not take the lamp, spell jehovah backwards (with an i cause of how old the pyramid is) and you will reach your forbidden lands
marines virgin ovaries, kept safe for the overseas sexy guys, abound with rotting eggs, few left nearly time to pass into obscurity but these are the shining jewel you came here for
fill that uterus with pent up sticky weeb sperm, violate her overweight body made for 48 hours of nonstop sweaty sex where you both smell like an unwashed dog and 2 gallons of semen hotboxed by the hot summer sun lounging over your naked fluid covered bodies such that when one of you gets up to pee you have to peel your skin off each other cause of the sweat and cum.
Take it, give in to your primal masculine urge to breed make her a mother, a marine mommy, an ovulatiing okaasan, a parental pirate.
I will do it for you 2pc one of us must succeed like thje Neravar prophecy, we are all destined, and the ones who failed were just not Nerevars chosen.
(Also thank you for the graph autism i have missed this)

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>>46345674
its weird to see calli be the 4th spikest EN never mind all holo
calli is j ust stable now, unlike >suisei

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IKAS OF THE WORLD!
SQUIDWARD AND SQUILLY HOLDING ENEMIES!
This is an official message from Her Echiness' Treasury, listen well!

The Treasury is delighted to announce that it has amassed the astounding amount of 77777 Ikacoins under its management! We never imagined we would reach such heights when we first started, nearly a year ago now. However, thanks to our steadfast dedication and strategic maneuvers in the market, we have achieved this monumental feat!

While it's unfortunate that some of our competitors have succumbed to inactivity and mediocrity, we implore all Ikas to invest in Squidward and contribute to the funding efforts of our Tentacle Empire. We remind you that every loyal Ika is entitled to the many support programs the Treasury has to offer.

We are also thrilled to reveal that the Treasury now holds an unassailable lead in net worth against the machine. Our deepest gratitude goes to all our financial, commercial, and menhera partners in the Morinaga Zatsudan for their unwavering support in making this possible. We remain committed to assisting them financially and technologically in all their future endeavors.

While their Head Treasurer is temporarily away attending to personal affairs, Secretary REEEEEEEEE had this to say to the detractors of the Treasury: "I don't always trade stocks, but when I do, I prefer to do it manually. Unlike Her Priestess, who has left an AI in charge of her trades. How shameful!"

It's time for the Ikas of the world to seize this opportunity! Her Priestess is not adjusting her trades and continues to buy shares in your funds as she did when we last saw her. So, set your fund's fee to 20%, and collect revenue from Her Priestess! Let us show her the true power of the Ika Nation!

Ikas of the World, INVEST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46376566
sex with Tako

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Divs

[Anonymous No.]

test

[Anonymous No.]

>>46377813
Divs

[Anonymous No.]

Like a flash from the blue, here's the Dividend Review.

This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $92,494.91.
This week's Dividend Pool is -2.51% lower last week's pool.
The average payout is $1,156.19 per coin, which is 7.97% over the average of $1,070.82.
27 coins were over the Average Payout this week.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Hololive :: -$4148.16 :: -35.75%
>Watame :: -$2064.96 :: -54.57%
>Laplus :: $1217.21 :: 86.10%
>Gura :: $870.96 :: 43.87%
>Chloe :: $801.29 :: 68.59%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Kaoru :: -$0.05 :: -0.48%
>Rurudo :: -$0.11 :: -0.19%
>Temma :: $0.18 :: 0.26%
>Miyabi :: $0.31 :: 0.41%
>Civia :: -$0.88 :: -7.28%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$29.82
Average Dividend Increase was $234.73
Average Dividend Decrease was -$294.36

Dividend report for the quarter will go up tomorrow. Expect a few more graphs.

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>>46380271
bump

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>>46375563

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>>46379451
>3.59%
It's all downward from now on

[Anonymous No.]

Honk please, I wish to participate in the economy.

[Anonymous No.]

up

[Anonymous No.]

>>46379451
Woah my fund numbah one, just like Watame

[Anonymous No.]

>>46225806
but you still love Aki, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46386742
but you still love Aki, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46391173
yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46391173
Waiting for her birthday live with impatience! Until then, ARK

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Ohhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 29)
>Towa :: $44,053.56
>Suisei :: $23,329.19
>Marine :: $9,444.09

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 51)
>Gura :: -$41,236.55
>Aqua :: -$34,823.43
>Subaru :: -$25,470.35

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,435.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $5,298.98
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,265.19

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and dividend reports for the quarter up today.

[Anonymous No.]

Where'd my image go, Hiromoot?

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>>46392768

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I dont post enough to get lucky with 4chan's april fools

[Marty Cervantes No.]

>>46404840
I have half a mind to just reroll it myself to try get it<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

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>>46404949
No need anon.

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>>46405048
There goes my plan of page 5 bumping for the rest of the day.. now what

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>>46405342
Roll for it again

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>>46405647

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>>46407495
kek wtf

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hmmmmm

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I wonder if you can get it with only an image

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>>46401955
Aki is potato

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Office Space in 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

Fund Autism for Dividends of Week 41
nephlo renamed to blue space seaweed
watamates lui gorrila and pro unicorn doing well as expected, unlike frog , hag , cuck and japan fuck which have mostly flatlined
Watamates is buying a lot of watame so watch out for the watame price if youre buying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46418726
Movie starting soon, get in!

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>>46422280
funni movie

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somebody asked about the HBO Chernobyl mini series for movie night many months ago...are you still around anon?

[Anonymous No.]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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dansaa why didn't you tell us about this?

>>46421090
>>46421090
>>46421090

go vote

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 293,175,194, a change of 0.38% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,664,690. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 19 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 6 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 51):
>Laplus :: +4.1%
>Syrios :: +3.9%
>Matsuri & Nene :: +3.5%
>Sora :: +3.1%
>Nana :: +3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 29):
>Pochimaru :: -7.3%
>Altare :: -6.5%
>Ollie :: -6.3%
>Moona :: -4.8%
>Ayame :: -3.6%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,338,858.04 liquid to start with. This is a change of 0.52% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $13,866,227,513,313.40, a change of 5.80% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $47,296.73. There are 23 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, taking it back from Gura.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 3 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 51):
>Towa :: +71.8%
>Suisei :: +57.9%
>Marine :: +32.4%
>Luna :: +28.3%
>Nene :: +27.6%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 29):
>Subaru :: -40.3%
>Aqua :: -38.9%
>Chloe :: -35.6%
>Gura :: -25.1%
>Iroha :: -24.5%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $72.41 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $111.67 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$84.62 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Subaru :: $418.13 Up :: $4,181.29 from adj.
>Gura :: $359.69 Up :: $3,596.87 from adj.
>Aqua :: $346.20 Up :: $3,462.02 from adj.
>Chloe :: $332.26 Up :: $3,322.60 from adj.
>Towa :: -$271.92 Down :: -$2,719.22 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Amelia :: $1.55 Up :: $15.54 from adj.
>Kiara :: $1.87 Up :: $18.72 from adj.
>Kovalskia :: -$4.56 Down :: -$45.61 from adj.
>Roberu :: -$4.95 Down :: -$49.55 from adj.
>Izuru :: $5.64 Up :: $56.36 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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No luck on just images for the message

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Happy weekend! Hosting a community AMQ game, get in here: https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: nasfaqg | Password: firefox

Feel free to either use a guest account or make a proper one. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about anonymity. Guests can't talk, so if you'd like to do that then you'll need to make an account.

Instructions for if we're playing Battle Royale: You move around with your keyboard's arrow keys and click on things to loot them so that they show up in the quiz pool. You answer with the name of the anime, not the name of the song or artist. If you join mid-match you'll have to spectate, but you'll be able to join as a player after the game is over (games usually last around 15-20 minutes).
These lobbies tend to last a while, so don't be discouraged from joining late.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46438374
/vt/ 4cc team has nothing to do with /vtl/, they aren't even organised by the same people anymore, I would have missed this

[Anonymous No.]

HONK WHERE'S MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE

[Anonymous No.]

HONK WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah I'm thinking it's kino.

[Francisco Lu No.]

HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>