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/hag/ - Ahoy Edition Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 12:04:47 No.46314393 [Reply] [Original]

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Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 12:21:41 No.46315253
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Todays Menu, lads

Koyori Q Remastered, now reading SC
https://youtu.be/as1bfH5ocxI
Marine's new outfit with Short hair
https://youtu.be/i7lxHXfvSgE
Botan opening some Weiss Schwartz cards
https://youtu.be/Vx1K89idggs
Flare Splaaton
https://youtu.be/TVhwun0GF_I
Iofi Skribl.io
https://youtu.be/X1SKyfCBSOs
Koyori Rockman3
https://youtu.be/ZHpACYPKxbs
Flare Splaaton, again, with Sister Claire
https://youtu.be/Ny7AWgQvvlY

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 12:22:46 No.46315313 >>46315253 There's also a lot of Hag Members stream today, can't wait to Ahoy Mio's ASMR Vod

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 12:29:37 No.46315669 File: 126 KB, 1080x957, 1668615186396313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46315253 Friend ASMR https://www.youtube.com/live/AarQpYqsyT0?feature=share

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 12:58:34 No.46317523 >>46315669 Friend ASMR https://files.catbox.moe/mqb1kp.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 12:59:12 No.46317573 Looks like a lot of hags are active today

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:00:38 No.46317678 File: 237 KB, 1000x1000, hololive polka sad 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag always dies before I can wake up and bump...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:03:22 No.46317889 >>46317678 I saw it ,clicked on it, but it was already archived.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:05:59 No.46318075 That Marine outfit set. I think I might not be able to bump today due to overload

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:11:56 No.46318519 >>46318075 How does this hag get away with having such sexy outfits?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:16:50 No.46318866
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>>46314393
Befriend hags. Respect hags. Roundhouse kick hags marriages into existence. Slam dunk some healthy fruit and vegetables into a hag's mouth. Love thy hag. Share some food with a hags. Launch all your love into a hag's heart. Treat hags with love. Warm up hags after a cold day outside. Share life experiences with hags. Watch TV and play video games with hags. Invite your friends to your marriage with hags. Report hags to other hags in among us. Karate chop hag haters in half. Give up your seat for cute old hags. Breed hags lovingly. Appreciate hags. Observe hag history month. Eat with hags. Love hags because of their personality. Dance with hags at your wedding. Cook new recipes with hags. Dignify hags. Look after hags. Passionately kiss hags. Help old hags cross the road. Admire hags. Slice hag haters with a katana.
TOTAL HAG LOVE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:17:32 No.46318916 File: 74 KB, 569x749, IMG_20230331_101619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This damn hag...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:19:26 No.46319063 File: 154 KB, 1000x1080, IMG_20230331_101637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46318916 Seducing young gaijin with her OL outfit... Pregnancy correction needed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:21:13 No.46319203 File: 433 KB, 717x601, 65868379475.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46318916 I love her so much bros...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:23:22 No.46319336 >>46319063 If she's gonna pay with her body then I'll take full advantage

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:23:25 No.46319340 File: 1.02 MB, 923x1916, illust_103546228_20221212_011957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No bra today and I think she's wearing leather gloves

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:27:10 No.46319596 >>46318916 As much as I dislike Marine I will admit this is possibly her best outfit yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:30:09 No.46319780 File: 80 KB, 1000x1039, 1655348262321957.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46317523 Is Friend ok? She is breathing hard

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:30:55 No.46319823 >>46319596 congrats, today you are a little less gay

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:31:31 No.46319868 >>46319780 How else is she going to breath in all of your manly pheromones?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:34:12 No.46320045 I think the open tshirt is a little too much. I preefer sexy modesty like Mio's bikini. It doensn't try to be lewd but because It's Mio wearing it and it's something some cute hag would actually wear it's pure SEEX. I miss holosummer...

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:43:12 No.46320646 >>46314393 I love hags so much it's unreal

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:45:23 No.46320821 >>46319596 Why don't you like marine? >>46320045 >sexy modesty >bikini It's amazing the type of retards you see in this place.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 13:59:21 No.46321730 >>46320821 Hey, I preefer onepiece swimsuits but Bikinis can be modest if you add more clothes on top of it. Like Mio.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:01:12 No.46321845 File: 1.05 MB, 4096x3653, 1667570162178373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46315253 Poru's singing stream at midday. Don't know if it's members only or public

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:05:49 No.46322200 File: 1.11 MB, 850x1193, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46320646 how bout you fucking post a picture of one instead of just saying this shit

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:08:48 No.46322412 File: 378 KB, 2048x2048, FsjNWFFaAAAjBsq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This hag is too much for my dick

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:09:00 No.46322426

>>46321730
You should look up the definition of modesty. Throwing on a jacket and wearing shorts with a bikini isn't modest. None of the holosummer outfits are modest which is why they're so awesome. An example of modesty in an outfit would be Fubuki's grandma dress or Mio's third outfit when she has the jacket on though I think it's called something else. Sorry for the long post but I like words in English being used correctly.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:13:31 No.46322767

>>46320821
I don't like her pirate cosplay and I dislike it when she laughs. her voice was another thing I disliked but I think I'm liking it a bit more when I sometimes listen to her.
One thing I "do" like about her other than her new outfit is her heterochromia eyes.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:20:17 No.46323220 File: 365 KB, 1480x2048, IMG_20230331_102523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46322767 Heterochromia eyes are so good. Wish more holos had them >>46322426 You're an inssuferable faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:25:41 No.46323616 File: 503 KB, 3840x2160, IMG_20230331_112358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you get called to your New Boss office >you enter, thinking of what did you do to be called >There's your boss >She gives you this look

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:30:57 No.46323952
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>>46322767
Fair points
>>46323220
Look who's talking. How about you use the language you're using properly and not sound like an ESL monkey. Imagine being so unbelievably stupid you think pic related is modest. Retards like you should be put in camps and gassed for the crime of being a retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:32:46 No.46324080 >>46323616 HEY BOSS, YOU GOT A BUTTON UNBUTTONED

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:38:31 No.46324500 File: 313 KB, 850x972, 45859365237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46322200 I thought I attached the image. My bad nigger

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:40:57 No.46324654 >>46322412 MARRIAGE CORRECTION NEEDED >>46322767 >I dislike it when she laughs I love her laugh, I gosling every time

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:43:27 No.46324812
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Since I love hags so much I started writing a hag focused fantasy story where there will be eventual sex, breeding and marriage with all my favorite hags. Give it a read if you like!

>rentry.org/VTCFFSS#holojourneys

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:46:54 No.46325064 File: 150 KB, 850x1200, 5689368939466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46323616 I wanna hug her lovingly after a long and tiring day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:47:04 No.46325074 >>46324080 It’s for easy paizuri access

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:48:33 No.46325181
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>>46324812
>HoloJourney
I still need to finish HoloFantasy, I took a break to read it after it got finished but never came around to finish reading it. This is in my backlog too

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:51:48 No.46325426 >>46325181 So kawaii So modest The ways girls should dress.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:55:15 No.46325698 File: 197 KB, 900x1357, 29eabfcbe3d623107bc9f8ea4938293f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does anyone have this poster on a good quality? Looking for it for months now after forgetting to purchase it.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:57:28 No.46325879 I saw a pic of Marine that I think was official and had her with a FAT ass. She was like tied up or something, idk if anyone knows what I'm talking about. But is it true? Does Marine canonically have a huge ass?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 14:58:47 No.46325986
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>>46325181
I really enjoy HoloFantasy. That fic and the writing thread inspired me to take up writing again, which started this series of mine that I never expected to get this far.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:12:16 No.46327443 File: 642 KB, 1601x2048, IMG_20230331_121036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46325879 > Does Marine canonically have a huge ass?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:13:06 No.46327517 File: 348 KB, 1448x2048, Fb8t7waMAAjcJP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:15:37 No.46327712 >>46325181

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:19:02 No.46327949 File: 2.32 MB, 3496x2362, illust_106731389_20230331_121423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46327712 Forgot to attach img

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:25:09 No.46328391 >>46325698 Here's the best res. I have an AI enhanced version but the size is 35MB, I can't share it here :( Maybe here: https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEJVCD2

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:26:41 No.46328511 File: 1.59 MB, 1470x2216, 1659197182076978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46328391 >Forgot to attach img same kekw

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:42:01 No.46329578 Sex doog https://files.catbox.moe/0zb0um.MOV https://files.catbox.moe/9sc0l1.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/f5raz2.mov

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 15:50:11 No.46330076 >>46328391 >>46328511 Thank you very much. I wonder if a poster will look nice with this image.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 16:07:42 No.46331146 File: 103 KB, 600x945, IMG_20230329_082524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gokkun

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 16:16:04 No.46331636 >>46319063 >>46318916 She's a whore. But she's MY whore.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 16:33:46 No.46332802
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>>46330076
As long as the printer that is being used prints out the dark colors correctly, i dont see why not. Ive bought a wallscroll from aliexpress and managed to get that official one from her anniversary or whatever. The official wall scroll is simply much richer in colors and the material is softer, the quality is better. For a custom poster though, like if you have a good printer that puts out dark colors, itll be nice.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 16:38:13 No.46333112 >>46325879 I'm pretty sure you're thinking of this shot from the I'm Your Treasure Box MV. https://youtu.be/vV-5W7SFHDc?t=68 And yes, Marine has a big, fat ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:01:15 No.46334593 So we know Marine's ass is very bountiful but what other hags have big asses?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:04:42 No.46334821 File: 1.22 MB, 1920x1080, 1679924552112657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46334593 Obviously all the hags that are on the heavy side. Botan, Mio, Polka... God, Polka please sit on my face

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:08:24 No.46335056 >>46334821 Haven't kept up with Botan in a while, did she already stop working out?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:10:21 No.46335184 File: 2.22 MB, 2000x2000, PolWink2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Soon everyone will fall for Polka's eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:11:01 No.46335227 File: 1.03 MB, 764x720, 1676425442288387.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:18:00 No.46335708 >>46335184 I really, really HATE this image.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:19:23 No.46335790 >>46335708 Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:23:46 No.46336079 >>46335790 Purple eyes.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:23:51 No.46336088
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>>46335056
She's still working hard. Some days ago she uploaded a selfie and her face is really much better now. But you know, it takes years until a total transformation
>>46335184
>Soon
More like now

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:26:52 No.46336279 File: 1.09 MB, 900x1200, PolHug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46336079 You don't like purple?

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:29:51 No.46336465

>>46336279
I LOVE purple, anon. Its why my favourite touhou is Patchouli and how she gives me a boner without even trying.
I hate purple eyes on Polka because it makes me want to become a willing slave to her because her eyes are just that pretty to look at.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:33:24 No.46336669 File: 1.79 MB, 3314x3001, PolPuppet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46336465 You WILL mengen the Polka. You WILL love the Polka. You already have fallen for her casino art. You're fucked anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 17:44:43 No.46337312 File: 1.20 MB, 2480x3508, 20220927_093703.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46336088 Good to hear, I'm rooting for her to get to where she wants to be

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 18:01:26 No.46338318 File: 2.45 MB, 1447x2047, EBBCFB20-3665-40D4-BA89-735D8F48CEA8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me it’s Japanese hags.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 18:37:36 No.46340643 >>46338318 Imagine being lucky enough to be the guy that gets to kiss that nape from behind every single day

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 18:49:17 No.46341326 >>46340643 I am that guy and let me tell you, luck had nothing to do with it. All it took was charisma, determination, chivalry, and being in fifth grade

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 19:10:13 No.46342840 File: 367 KB, 1170x1580, PolWife4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46338318 I agree with this

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 19:13:51 No.46343098 File: 183 KB, 850x1547, LuiCook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46338318 >>46342840 I don't like this pic all that much but since we're posting wifes cooking here's mine

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 19:16:06 No.46343252 >>46342840 That tail is exceedingly fluffy and needs a good hug

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>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:11:11 No.46346721 >>46346530 what does a (You) get me?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:18:03 No.46347173 File: 240 KB, 1619x2135, 20230331_131446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46346721 Best I can do

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:21:46 No.46347391 File: 23 KB, 550x430, 67393869034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46338318 This is all I want in life.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:24:02 No.46347526 File: 292 KB, 598x482, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46338318 >>46347391 what deals with God must we make to achieve such blessings

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:26:14 No.46347663 >>46346530 How much for her to choke me to near death with her thighs?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:30:45 No.46347929 >>46347173 Nice. But where did the whip go? What's the point of undressing if she's not going to ravage my body with a whip?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:33:12 No.46348085 why is mio so fucking sexy to me? I swear every time I hear her voice I become diamonds, especially that sleeping together asmr goddamn

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:36:13 No.46348290 File: 210 KB, 1574x2076, 20230331_131917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46347929 Probably not in the mood for anything rough

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:40:31 No.46348580 >>46347663 You'd probably need to make it worth her while, bird thighs don't go for cheap.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:43:21 No.46348770 >>46348580 Will £2000 be enough?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:50:02 No.46349173 I’m going to marry Houshou Marine in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 20:53:40 No.46349396 File: 243 KB, 1619x2135, 20230331_131927.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46348770 Maybe just for this

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 21:06:49 No.46350226

>>46349396
Guess I'll just need to keep saving up on my money if I'm ever going to get those delicious thighs around my neck and to squeeze me near to death.
Or if not that, I wouldn't mind being her boy toy if it meant she would let me cherish her thighs and shower them with kisses. I really love thighs.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 21:17:47 No.46351018 File: 287 KB, 1920x1280, 20230331_131940.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46350226 Better get to kissing bud

Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 21:50:08 No.46353272

>>46351018
I will, anon. And not only would I kiss every inch of her thighs, but I'll kiss every inch of her body and I'll even kiss her ass cheeks and bury my face into it.
That is of course if she would allow me to. No way would I force myself on her even if she gave me a raging boner that I just cannot get rid of.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 22:12:09 No.46354778 File: 168 KB, 1280x720, 1665993751768157.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://twitter.com/takanelui/status/1641920402330091520 this hag needs some serious womb correction

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 22:12:26 No.46354804 File: 396 KB, 2290x4096, 1660475184587732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 22:41:14 No.46356630 File: 1.41 MB, 1856x1310, 1674300813647534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46354778 This damn hag won't look so smug once I put a baby in her

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 22:54:25 No.46357384 File: 1.08 MB, 862x1200, 38fde49a918c4f983b0dc6dd953db959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46349396 What kind of monster would take off the pantyhose? That's the best and hottest part.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 23:19:44 No.46358844 >>46347526 who's the girl in the pic? i've seen her cute yet smug asf face around here a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 23:24:10 No.46359075 File: 18 KB, 400x359, 311867110_588740196359043_6334217060564350689_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46348085 you can't just say that and not drop a link. drop a link haggot

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 23:26:54 No.46359225 >>46348085 >>46359075 If he say which stream, I can post the VOD

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 23:37:18 No.46359744 >>46359225 bro please. i've been lurking on nyaa trying to find any fubuki or mio asmrs but i don't see nothing

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 31, 2023 23:41:28 No.46359963 >>46359075 Its possible he's talking about the recent membership ASMR Mio did.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 00:10:41 No.46361430
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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 00:15:59 No.46361684 File: 486 KB, 690x657, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46359744 >>46359963 Alright, I'll do it after I finish this class >>46361430 You're too early

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 02:15:31 No.46370057 File: 68 KB, 498x498, 57468637.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46361684 >Alright, I'll do it after I finish this class And so he never did.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 02:22:01 No.46370564 File: 739 KB, 2894x2542, 1641535312519.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46370057 he hates us... he doesn't want his bros to be rocked away gently in the embrace of an older woman.. why

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 02:27:20 No.46370969
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>>46370057
I've just finished 20 minutes ago, took my dogs for a night walk and now I'm recharging my batteries with a Mate Cocido and a Koyo Stream.
This is Today Mio's Membership ASMR
https://gofile.io/d/aNo4u4
I don't know if >>46348085 is talking about this one, I still haven't watched it.
I'm gonna search for Friend's ASMRs later

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 02:34:30 No.46371544 File: 587 KB, 863x761, mion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46370969 god bless you anon, may you have 100 hags in the next life

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:04:39 No.46373702 >>46317573 Spring time brings them out

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:09:34 No.46374107 >>46370969 Thanks anon, I retract my previous statement

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:19:01 No.46374770 >>46336088 Who is Botan’s roommate?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:29:06 No.46375391 File: 157 KB, 718x1103, Fr4K4_QaEAAsS_k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46374770 eruirina She cute

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:33:51 No.46375684 >>46375391 She's so cute bros holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:33:57 No.46375688 >>46375391 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:36:20 No.46375834 >>46375391 it's actually been 2 years since i last saw a pic of her. she looks great! love a woman who will continuously improve on herself

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:37:27 No.46375903 >>46375391 who is polkas roommate?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:37:32 No.46375908 File: 20 KB, 437x431, 65849634789.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46375391 My heart... how is she so damn cute

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:39:53 No.46376041 >>46375903 Okaya-tier architecture iirc

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:41:44 No.46376137 File: 203 KB, 351x342, 1667607454956978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't post pictures like that retard, you're gonna get the general banned again. Just say the name or give a hint

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:43:31 No.46376226 File: 410 KB, 1152x2048, 1650713261625459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:43:52 No.46376241 oof true, maybe better to delete for now anon

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:44:07 No.46376257
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>>46375903
>>46376041
The most recent picture of Polka is from 2018, so we dont really know if she got thinner or if she even keep working out. Luv my poru anyways

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:44:09 No.46376258 >>46375391 We need a wave of illegal japanese hag immigrants I can't fucking take it bros.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:46:22 No.46376383 >>46376257 I need a well fed fennec!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:47:25 No.46376432 >>46376258 Japa need to stop let in niggers, chinks and gooks and starts promoting White gaijins inmigrations with the purpose of marriage. Also stop with the female working propaganda

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:48:57 No.46376515 File: 18 KB, 554x554, 1680320928608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46376432 It doesnt work

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:49:04 No.46376523 >>46376137 >he doesnt know how to ban evade Amateur

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:50:15 No.46376606 for me it's when Mio reads me "nametokoyama no kuma" as I drifted into slumber

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:52:00 No.46376701 >>46376523 I don't mean anons getting banned. I mean mods deleting this general. We already went 2 months without /hag/ because mods didnt like us. Posting their faces is just asking to get targeted

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:53:40 No.46376781

>>46375391
fuck man, what's with all of the hags and looking absolutely beautiful on and off stream? I can't fucking take it anymore
>>46376432
>>46376515
I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it, but learning how (((they're))) apparently trying to dump Africans and other races into Japan for an "immigration 2.0" is terrifying. We need to protect what's left

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:54:27 No.46376834 I hate vtubers but this chick gives me a hardon like you wouldn't believe. Why is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:57:05 No.46377006 >>46376781 All red districts are full of them, and of course they work in those shady bars that steal from tourists >>46376834 Hags have that effect on men

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 03:57:06 No.46377007 [DELETED]

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>>46376432
>>46376781
>(((they're))) apparently trying to dump Africans and other races into Japan for an "immigration 2.0"
Nothing is sacred to those fucks. They just don't wanna let people be, it's infuriating. They present pumping in a whole bunch of shitskins to ruin their culture and country as a good solution to birth rates.
I will never forgive them if they ruin Japan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:01:37 No.46377250 File: 596 KB, 234x170, 1680321642984.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What I would give to be groped, molested and raped by a permanantly heat-stricken botan/jk gyaru polka/fubuki/mio/marine/etc. The only rape I get is taxes. It hurts.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:01:39 No.46377252 [DELETED]

>>46377007
>I will never forgive them if they ruin Japan.
between this and the SJW subjugation attempts raging on twatter right now, I'd say we're in some make-or-break times. Though japan isn't perfect, I always appreciated the people's strong sense of traditionalism and morals
>>46376701
nothing really happened when the lui poster came around, I think we'll be fine this time since it's a one-off. At least he's not flooding the entire thread

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:02:03 No.46377275
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>>46377007
Japan has been ruined after WW2. What was left was the Otaku culture,which is now destroying itself to appeal to american tranny normalfags and corporations, and security which is also fucked as last year Japan registered the most rob crimes in its history, still low compared to the rest of the world but for Japan it peaked. Like 10millions are inmigrants in jp with the majority being chinks.
Also sorry for the broken english but I'm in my phone and it's 1AM

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:07:47 No.46377637 [DELETED]

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>>46377275
>WW2
Well if we're looking back *that far* then of course we're plum out of hope lmao. But as you said, the degenerate/criminal nature has certainly been on the exponential rise the past few years, even for the modern 2000s era. They need to stay strong so we can come over and build what's left, I'll happily raise a family of 5

Miranda Bryant Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:09:23 No.46377745 [DELETED]

>>46376781
Same thing is going to happen to the Ukraine once the war is over. Ironic that neo-nazis are working with a jew
>>46377007
They need to repeal article 9 if they want a chance but that will probably never happen. After all, Japan is under American occupation. Not many people know that.<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:10:58 No.46377881 File: 140 KB, 1200x675, IMG_20221207_102227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KILLING GLOBOHOMO TO PROTECT THESE SMILES

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:11:19 No.46377892 >>46375903 You should know who's Polka's roommate. Some say she's still chubby while others say she's lost weight like Okayu has. Sadly, there are no pictures to confirm or deny.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:45:37 No.46380322 File: 370 KB, 1500x1500, illust_102224886_20221025_072912.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 04:56:19 No.46380984 [DELETED]

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>>46377252
>Though japan isn't perfect, I always appreciated the people's strong sense of traditionalism and morals
Same here, I hope they can come out of this shit unscathed, I feel like a lot of the average people over there are too trusting and have no clue what they're really inviting in.
>>46377637
>I'll happily raise a family of 5
This is all I want.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 05:21:42 No.46382340 I want to live in japan and have a hag wife but I don't want to become an english teacher or salaryman...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 05:27:10 No.46382604 >>46382340 Then work in a international company with offices on JP? That's why I started studying IT. So I can either find a job there or work remote

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 05:33:41 No.46382883 >>46382604 oh yeah of I forgot about that.. guess I will have to work hard to obtain a hag of my own. also good luck on your own journey

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 05:59:46 No.46384033 File: 1.68 MB, 1066x1491, illust_104216780_20230104_081647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:01:19 No.46384102 File: 679 KB, 748x880, 1673960573101086.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46382883 Want to sleep but mayo queen keeps streaming, I dont know what to choose

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:02:30 No.46384155 >>46384102 Didn't meant to reply but thanks for the luck

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:17:21 No.46384770 File: 116 KB, 850x850, 54688468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hagbros... I have a confession to make. I fell in love with the stinky orca

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:25:06 No.46385036 File: 1.12 MB, 1881x2788, 1678163983358682.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46384770 BAD ZAIN-KUN

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:31:24 No.46385281 File: 363 KB, 600x779, HoloXer8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46385036 I'm very sorry... It was just for cheap sex and a drunken night

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:33:26 No.46385361 >>46314393 HOLY SHIT IMAGINE HOUSHOU MARINE + BLACKED COLLAB THAT WOULD BE SO HOT

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:35:46 No.46385443 >>46385361 >BLACKED え?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:39:03 No.46385557 >>46385361 But would you want to see the VA get blacked or have it be animated 2D/3D?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 06:54:06 No.46386080 File: 273 KB, 451x553, 1615276125661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >doxxposting >unironic Americans itt A-April fools....

>>	Kristopher Cameron Sat, Apr 1, 2023 07:05:30 No.46386435 >>46386080 t. brown eyes<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 07:39:40 No.46387305 >>46386080 So what are you then huh? Shitskin or eurocuck?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 07:43:17 No.46387415 File: 1.40 MB, 3541x2528, 1678000396521506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 07:48:19 No.46387544 >>46319780 Age is catching up...

Jacqueline Chambers Sat, Apr 1, 2023 07:51:49 No.46387624
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came across this when doing my reps and it cracked me up a bit
captcha: ARA2XP<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 07:52:50 No.46387651 >>46387624 holy shit lol Thanks for tricking me into learning a new word.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 08:15:28 No.46388150 File: 314 KB, 1072x777, 1680333878298110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46314393 /hag/ researcher here. I've taken it upon myself to do some hag research on marin's new outfit and post my findings.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 08:23:58 No.46388359 >>46386080 >Mio when she finds that young lad she has a crush on already has a girlfriend

>>	Vera Gonzalez Sat, Apr 1, 2023 08:27:52 No.46388477 >>46388150 thank you for your research. keep up the good work<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 08:42:29 No.46388842 >>46388150 I find the belts impede tummy view too much

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 08:45:17 No.46388924 >>46388150 Perfect for a collab with Jason Luv.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 08:50:31 No.46389048 >>46388842 They're supposed to be used like reins, to steer and for holding onto when going fast.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 09:03:50 No.46389389 Is there a translation of Marines relationship chart yet?

>>	Raymond Randolph Sat, Apr 1, 2023 09:07:10 No.46389483 File: 253 KB, 1448x2048, 1680267204019942.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46388150 Accurate<div class="xa23b"><span class="xa23t"></span><span class="xa23i"></span></div>

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 09:27:33 No.46389971 https://www.youtube.com/live/pLqOCb3N0Zg That's certainly some karaoke she's got going on there

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 09:36:40 No.46390152 >>46388150 I will respectfully disagree on one part: coat stays on during sex

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 10:20:37 No.46391024 I am hagosexual

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 10:59:41 No.46392231 >>46384770 How long until she reaches hagdom?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 11:38:42 No.46393597 >>46392231 I believe she's 23 so a fuckton... Also pretty sure was a April Fool's joke

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 12:19:14 No.46395148 File: 3.03 MB, 1600x2259, 98640973_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 13:04:39 No.46397038 >>46395148 I would consider becoming a Soratomo if she had milkers like those...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 13:14:34 No.46397523 File: 995 KB, 861x1300, illust_103242000_20221201_124009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Mio's has 4 ears in her latest membership wallpaper Another kemonomimi hag claimed by the 4 ear clan...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 13:19:47 No.46397853 File: 149 KB, 960x940, Respectfully.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46397038 milkers are canon, her personality just blinds the viewer from being horny

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 13:57:17 No.46399823 >>46397523 One pair for licking, the other for fluffing, and both for nibbling on.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 14:27:58 No.46401404 File: 2.31 MB, 1342x2844, illust_100933904_20220907_013028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 14:57:41 No.46402965 File: 1.70 MB, 2894x4093, 1653763250965311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 15:06:35 No.46403507 >>46393597 I didn't think she was so far off. Completely slipped my mind what day it is.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 15:43:07 No.46405503 File: 96 KB, 498x498, hololive-houshou-marine.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46397853 >milkers are canon That's an edit, right? Last time I checked her out they were way smaller...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 15:43:14 No.46405508 File: 475 KB, 2784x2892, 1652677776439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 15:45:06 No.46405614 >>46403507 >spoiler I've fallen for it three times today already...

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 16:11:07 No.46407127 >>46386080 >European Sad!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 16:19:02 No.46407548 >>46405508 JESAS

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 16:56:44 No.46409415 >>46405508 What's sex like with a drunken Fubuki?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 17:20:14 No.46410726 File: 229 KB, 850x1202, 1657956737863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46409415 Unfettered, she gives in to her animalistic instincts and breeds you until just before you die from exhaustion.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 17:21:39 No.46410804 File: 483 KB, 1280x720, 1674451868308777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46409415 Pretty wild

Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 17:26:42 No.46411109

>>46409415
Looking at her frame she wouldn't be able to handle alcohol all that much so depending on how daring she is she's either be a beast by removing all her filters or it will end in utter disappointment with her alling on the bed and sleeping immediately

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Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 17:50:47 No.46412662

>>46410726
>>46410804
That sounds like a ride I'm willing to die for. I just hope she has things that'll keep me going for hours and stay erect for hours because I want to stay up all night trying to fuck her brains out until I've emptied a years supply of cum into her womb.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 17:58:05 No.46413144 File: 356 KB, 2000x1421, 1680370853442259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sexy kitsune hags

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 18:13:59 No.46414235 File: 282 KB, 1772x2858, FXTwXLjUUAYRXcA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46413144 Kitsune hags are always so cheeky.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 18:40:15 No.46416009 File: 1.17 MB, 3072x4096, 1671055157635532.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dangerous Friend on the loose

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 18:45:05 No.46416382 >>46414235 It's almost as if foxes are cunning or something

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 21:46:42 No.46427311 File: 498 KB, 2398x4096, __houshou_marine_hololive_drawn_by_reulem__e989737de276a8fa33f513a35d69a9b3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 22:10:00 No.46428550 Test

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 22:13:25 No.46428775 File: 97 KB, 719x1276, thumbsup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46428550 you did it anon! now post plump hags

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 22:41:33 No.46431057 >>46375391 I will never get over how pretty she is, hag bros. She motivates me to find a cute JP hag of my own to marry.

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 1, 2023 23:51:10 No.46436548 >>46411855 im going to put a bun in her oven

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Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 03:17:31 No.46456285
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Hello hagchads, /hag/ caretaker here.
Just wanted to tell you that the poll for the roster of /vt/ Main team is open and you can vote for the players, Athem and Victory Athem.
There's some hag options in the categories so vote for them!
>>46421090

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 04:13:10 No.46460411 File: 1.99 MB, 4548x6076, illust_101830783_20221010_234227_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 05:06:18 No.46463808 File: 80 KB, 500x585, 1668609447045553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I recently got addicted to Koyo's streams

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 05:33:51 No.46465249 don't know much about this lolibaba but she's doing unarchived karaoke right and she's got a great fucking voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06oMzp7sZ70

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 06:11:29 No.46466890 File: 646 KB, 2048x1678, IMG_20221104_114342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 08:40:40 No.46471703 File: 3.11 MB, 640x418, 166337807297211631.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46463808 She's got a way of pulling you in

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 09:24:45 No.46472862 File: 71 KB, 1024x478, 1667601799381922.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 10:10:18 No.46474172 File: 855 KB, 2480x3508, e72c00ab777e70e514daa6bb06c4a73aef3998e3a66cb21b371ad36ed7c6a313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 10:13:24 No.46474279 >>46474172 Honeymoon Polka seconds before getting her dress torn apart and bred like she deserves

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 10:20:27 No.46474489
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Tourists here.
Explain me the history of vtubers in greentext format. I have some friends that are into it, and I could swear that they were celebrating the first appearance of some of these gals like, 1 year ago or something? Do they really come and go that fast?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 10:42:27 No.46475150 >>46474489 >Do they really come and go that fast? No idea what you mean by "come and go" since some of the girls had been grinding since 2019 but yes, new generation are added as time passes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 11:19:59 No.46476314 File: 144 KB, 850x1055, 1670592190082402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Eat the sheep

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 11:43:15 No.46476920 which hags are known or/and best for >belly squish >thighs >oral >anal >feet >pits >smell wanted to say pregnancy, but they all are for that one

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 11:46:37 No.46477012 File: 465 KB, 2048x1440, 1680009277567730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46476920 Nina is for anal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 11:54:41 No.46477243 >>46476920 >Belly Polka >Oral Koyori >Pits Watame >Anal Marine >Thighs Korone (/fit/, they’ll crush a watermelon) >Smell Fubuki? https://youtube.com/watch?v=qe5GAxw7UcM >Feet Mio

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 11:56:47 No.46477317 >>46476920 You forgot pubes

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 12:00:52 No.46477454 >>46477317 I apologize. please imagine there's also >pubes >>46477243 i completely forgot about that Fubuki clip, thanks for the reminder >>feet >Mio interesting choice >>46477012 i'll do some research into this claim

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 12:05:51 No.46477649 File: 348 KB, 1450x2048, 1667056365036820.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Polka Cover https://youtu.be/KJacOy_EVmE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 12:07:04 No.46477699 >>46477454 >pubes Probably all of them, JP girls don’t usually shave down there but Mio and Botan would have the most Canon stinky is Chloe but she’s not a hag yet

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 12:07:16 No.46477710 File: 195 KB, 630x630, BotanBush.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46477317 all hags should be pubed up but i think mio has the most notoriety in that department since she usually goes for the all natural method

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 12:24:30 No.46478312 >>46477710 dear god mio is a curse for me during ramadan I CANT JERK OFF MIO WHHYYY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 12:33:28 No.46478605 File: 3.63 MB, 1164x1966, 97965984_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46478312 a whole month of not cumming isn't very healthy anon. hags wouldn't want you to be all backed up. haggots, help this anon out

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 13:23:24 No.46480423 >>46478312 Surprised a Muslim is in this thread seeing how their prophet was a pedo.

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>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 13:38:14 No.46480996 File: 669 KB, 1008x558, 1679209966791195.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mocopi karaoke starting now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6uUUB6tRk

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 13:50:26 No.46481507 >>46478605 NTA but is it really not that healthy to not cum over a month? I use to do it all the time and I never felt any difference at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 13:53:30 No.46481650 >>46481507 Supposedly, it can lead to a higher chance of getting prostate cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:05:09 No.46482107 >>46480423 The prophet first wife is a 40 years old widow and we are told to follow the prophet example, so here I am.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:06:08 No.46482141

>>46481650
I know that said "supposedly" but if that were true I'd already have signs of prostate cancer because I can usually go months without cumming. But in my case I don't cum because I just don't have the energy and if I do, its usually having to jerk off when I'm not fully erect.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:09:08 No.46482271 File: 700 KB, 2624x4096, 1659775388511359.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46480996 seggs the hag clown

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:25:33 No.46483016 >>46482107 Does following his example also mean you're going to marry a child?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:34:21 No.46483393

>>46482141
>I'd already have signs of prostate cancer because I can usually go months without cumming
Cancer takes a while to come into place, especially in places that are used to high cellular generation so unless you're way into your 50s I would start jacking it every once in a while. It's true that nocturnal pollution is a thing but it's not nearly enough
>>46482271
She's hitchiking right now so as soon as I'll get there in my truck I will

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:40:40 No.46483674 File: 1.02 MB, 1501x3000, 1677932762380158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46483016 I like a hag tho so I will follow his example by marrying a rich hag so she can pamper me

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:56:14 No.46484508

>>46483393
Oh, right. I completely forgot that cancer would take a while to form. Well I've only got like what, 20 odd years before I hit my 50s so I really should look into jacking off even if it means I need to buy something that'll hold it in place so I don't have to clean up after I've cummed.
If I had a hag gf I'd make her blow me so I'd never have to jerk off myself.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:58:47 No.46484642
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The chances of getting cancer for not cumming are the same as getting it for eating yogur. Everything can give you cancer, doesnt mean it will. Though you need a hag wife to make you cum

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 14:59:31 No.46484680 File: 27 KB, 259x224, LuiSad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46484508 >If I had a hag gf Don't we all...?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:17:42 No.46485627 >>46484642 What's yogur?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:20:02 No.46485715 File: 59 KB, 353x296, hololive mio meme 20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46484680 I wish the milf wife button was real...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:21:05 No.46485770 >>46471703 iwara tv/video/FMARmFWFe6yOIK/mmd-xh-un-un-vtuber Jeezus...

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:22:03 No.46485810 >>46485715 As with everything in life you have to be the change you want. Hags are easier to get if you know what you're doing

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:26:39 No.46486002 >>46485810 I'm screwed then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:27:12 No.46486019 >>46485770 i usually can never take these seriously but holy that was pretty well done

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:28:20 No.46486058

>>46482141
Masturbating prevents your risk of prostate cancer.
Holding off for a month won't instantly make your chances go higher, but doing it nearly everyday makes your chances of not getting it higher. (You're probably SOL if it's in your genetics)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:36:38 No.46486418 >>46486058 I'm dumb as fuck but what does SOL mean?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:38:36 No.46486502 >>46486418 Shit Out of Luck

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:47:01 No.46486986 >>46486502 Ah, okay then. I don't think I need to worry about that at all then although I've never been tested for it.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 15:49:47 No.46487170

>>46486986
If you're under 40-50, you won't need to be tested for it because your chances of having it are exponentially low.
Ignore headlines that tell you that the rates have gone higher. The actual increase is usually by 3% or something but it makes a good headline and we're all millennials and zoomers with crippling anxiety, so it works.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:01:45 No.46487887 File: 247 KB, 1280x1152, 1669575086061715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:07:10 No.46488209 File: 392 KB, 1177x1675, 9860956ee21be16120f39f7d5513c399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello CEO of sex I would like one order of sex with Houshou Marine please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:08:56 No.46488309 File: 3.72 MB, 498x498, 56468768.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46487170 >we're all millennials and zoomers with crippling anxiety Speak for yourself. I don't have crippling anxety

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:11:07 No.46488436 File: 143 KB, 850x918, e8008ab69f07cccae1453d2997d0d29c .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46488309 I envy you

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:13:24 No.46488573 File: 1.29 MB, 4096x2818, ae0a973dc0da50fe85ab85b2458f8ef3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag harem

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:14:41 No.46488639 >>46488573 Noel is not a hag but that changes in a couple years

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:15:58 No.46488713 >>46488639 I assumed she was a hag because she got emotional over the DQXI ending.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:16:15 No.46488727 >>46488436 It's more not giving a fuck and knowing your worth, everyone can do it. Although maybe because I'm a lot closer to Gen X and grew up with them that the mentality rubbed off on me too

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:19:12 No.46488910 >>46488727 My brother is on the closer edge to Gen X too and says the same things. Younger millennials have it a lot more than older millennials. Either we just haven't reached that age of not giving a fuck yet or something went wrong with us.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:20:39 No.46488988 File: 434 KB, 1451x2048, IMG_20230402_131909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pochimama made a member community post. Stream soon?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:23:04 No.46489126

>>46488910
>Either we just haven't reached that age of not giving a fuck yet or something went wrong with us.
Everyone is going to reach it, when you're in highschool or college you always want to fit in and make friends, when you start having friends getting engaged, having kids, working and stuff like that so you don't hang out so much you start realising that you need to enjoy the times you do hang out and especially stop worrying about things you can't control. Godspeed anon!

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:23:05 No.46489129
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>>46488713
her dad used to play DQ so she was raised on it
>>46488436
>>46488910
pretty much what >>46488727 said. world is rough and everyone is going through it one way or another. nobody is gonna look out for you so gotta look out for yourself. also life is too short to be worried about small stuff. enjoy your life to the fullest anon! t. barely made it to millennial you eventually stop giving a fuck, the sooner the better imo

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:26:12 No.46489298 File: 398 KB, 540x587, 20230402_132549.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I won't let you escape

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:27:55 No.46489388 >>46488988 What did it say?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:29:53 No.46489480
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>>46489129
Worst part is that I used to think like this but something went wrong along the way.
No idea what the fuck happened but I went from overcoming to my anxiety, entered my mid 20s and then my anxiety coming back really hard.
But it'll probably go away in time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:32:59 No.46489676 >>46396320 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ANwVp6npVY

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:34:43 No.46489774 >>46489480 As I said before, knowing your worth is half the battle. And by that I don't mean being a spoiled entitled bitch, just knowing your strenghts and mst importantly your weaknesses and shortcomings

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:37:41 No.46489964 >>46489388 Just a pic of her current WIP

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:38:36 No.46490018
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>>46489480
one thing i've learned is that time will heal all wounds or atleast water them down. it helps if you've got a support system so you can distract yourself from the bad thoughts. don't know if you have friends to lean on but you can always come here and vent if you need to anon. don't give up! the comeback will be sweet

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:43:50 No.46490329
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>>46490018
Have/had a best friend but he recently had a baby, so I hardly ever see him anymore (like once a month at this point)
I might come here more often though. I hate /vt/ but the hag threads are always nice to come to.

>>46489774
You're right and I'm working on it. It's taking time but I'm getting better slowly

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:44:41 No.46490387 File: 213 KB, 2048x1432, IMG_20230329_074113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46489676 For some reason this BGM distract me and makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:47:02 No.46490523 >>46490387 >makes me sad Thank God, I thought I was the only one to get nostalgia for it >>46490329 Everything takes time and it's hard to do at first, once the ball is rolling you'll notice it gets exponentially easier

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:51:16 No.46490784 File: 363 KB, 1448x2047, IMG_20221124_195837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46490523 I wish Polka got a new BGM but it's been years with thi one so I lost any hope...

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:54:14 No.46490976
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>>46490329
all my friends have recently gotten partners so i feel you kek atleast they're all cool so we still hang out frequently just in a bigger group. idk what i'm gonna do when one of those fuckers has a baby tho. CHILDREN HATE

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:56:29 No.46491112 File: 1.42 MB, 1920x1080, 1667740096972278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well since everyone is venting out. I'm 22 and I've never had a gf. All my friends are in relationships so I feel you bros

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:59:53 No.46491302 >>46491112 you'll get there bro, just don't pull the trigger with someone you don't vibe with just for the sake of having a gf. better to be alone than miserable

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 16:59:56 No.46491308 >>46491112 >22 You have all the time in this world to get one, even changing friend group multiple times, which leads to more opportunities. Don't worry anon!

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:00:06 No.46491317
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>>46490976
When he got a partner, he wasn't around as much but the girl he's with is extremely clingy and basically doesn't give him any free time.
But he was still able to make some time. As soon as the baby came around, the free time utterly died and now they're never around.
Shit sucks, but what can you do? Just gotta move on.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:02:13 No.46491435

>>46491302
100% this.
Being in a relationship with someone you love is great, but being single is not the worst thing.
The worst thing is settling with someone you don't love or falling for someone who's really bad for you (I can vouch for the latter)
Just take your time and don't rush into anything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:03:45 No.46491542 File: 1.46 MB, 1500x1500, foxwolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46491317 that sucks but you're completely right, just gotta keep it pushing. never too late to make new friends

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:05:33 No.46491649
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>>46491308
>>46491302
Yeah, I don't really know how to talk to people so I wont get in a souless relationship just because I'm love starved.
Though I really care about women being virgins which is gonna get harder to find as I get older and women are more promiscuous. Still can't believe they are already having sex at 14

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:05:34 No.46491652 >>46491435 >Being in a relationship with someone you love is great, but being single is not the worst thing. This reminds me of the KoroAnon we had a while back that was stuck into a borderline abusive relationship for the sake of hag pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:08:43 No.46491842 File: 1.05 MB, 1668x2224, 1680451335597635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Btw I'm making a Cytube for the general if you have any emotes recommendations, post em

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:09:21 No.46491890

>>46491649
>I really care about women being virgins
I never got the hype behind being someone's first time. If you're both virgins is going to be a hell of an awkward time and if you're the experienced one it feels like taking advantage of the girl. I'm not saying sleep with whores but I always found girls that had a couple of partners already make it special in their own way regardless

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:13:38 No.46492153

>>46491542
Yeah, it's a little harder nowadays because practically everybody wants to kill each other online but it doesn't mean i've given up hope, just gotta look harder.

>>46491652
I have yet to have sex, i'll admit so I don't know fully what it's like. (got very close in the past but I had the self debuff of being religious in the past) But I hear so many horror stories of people putting up with the absolute worst type of people that ruin and control their lives because the sex is good. I guess being pussy-whipped is a real thing.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:15:39 No.46492269 [DELETED]

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>>46491890
It's more about being able to experience love for the first time with someone who's an equal to you. I've never liked the ''She's not yours, Its only your time now'' Makes relationships be just a thing that only matter for a short time and then you get another relationship. And also makes women look like onaholes that you rent innstead of Human Beings. All relationships should lead to marriage. But people dont stop and think ''Do I wanna spend my life with this person?'' Anymore so you get a lot of divorces and break ups

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:17:10 No.46492348 >>46492153 Sex isn't really good unless you do it with someone you trust or love. I had sex 3 times and was mid

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:20:20 No.46492539

>>46492153
>pussy-whipped is a real thing
It is, but if you're putting up with a hell of a relationship it won't last no matter what. Self preservation will eventually kick in and you'll tell her to fuck off. Don't enter the ring thinking you'll find the one first try but don't do it even expecting every girl is some kind of monster.
Having more experiences also massively helps in finding red flags as well

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:24:34 No.46492783

>>46492269
>experience love for the first time with someone who's an equal to you
I don't know. Sex can really enhance a relationship. It's the ultimate proof of the chemistry and how much in sync a couple is, so the moment your first time with someone is a complete fluke because of inexperience it can lead to the tought of "maybe we're not that compatible"

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:25:02 No.46492818

>>46492348
yeah, i've always hear from virgins who were really desperate lose it to an escort or a tinder date that they do it and they either feel very indifferent or worse afterwards.
But I've heard that sex with someone you truly love and loves you back is legitimately the best experience you could have.

>>46492539
Yeah it's all about balance. Going in trying to find the one all the time will lead to you getting hurt. But thinking "all women are whores that will steal my babies" will just lead to literally nothing.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:26:37 No.46492922
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>>46491652
hai hai i'm that anon lol i'd like to think i'm level headed and wise because i've got a good head on my shoulders but the reality is i've just fucked up enough to where i know how to spot red flags and bullshit now. live and learn
>>46491649
i'd be more worried about whether they can be sympathetic towards you than if they're virgins. i know you probably want your first time to be a special event but trust me, it's not that big a deal. mental connection is much better than any sexual experience you can have + being on the same page will make the sex better
>>46492153
recommend looking offline and locally. get into hobbies you wouldn't normally do/been to afraid to. i've made a lot of good friends just saying hey to people while hiking or in card shops. i'm not even into this stuff but other people sharing their interests with you is a great ice breaker

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:28:45 No.46493057 File: 46 KB, 106x96, kedamabreak.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46491842 thanks for the hard work anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:29:22 No.46493097 >>46492922 >recommend looking offline and locally I was just thinking. Am I the only idiot here that doesn't use apps to find girls?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:32:13 No.46493257
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>>46492922
It's not really a situation where you must choose one or another. So I'll keep trying to find that loveable girl, if I fall in love with someone who's not a virgin well that's not too bad. I'll be kind of sad about it but I'd still be in love.
I wish I could marry Poru poru

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:32:20 No.46493263
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>>46492922
I've got a con coming up soon next month and July in the UK. I'm gonna try and see if I can make friends there and see how it goes. I might start doing Martial Art classes again too. I'll make sure to update people here if anyone cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:34:09 No.46493356 >>46493097 I use dates app looking for sex, and to improve my flirting skills. In reality you really dont wanna get in a relationship with a womn who use those apps. I know that shit ton of them use it but really. You don't want to go througt that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:34:41 No.46493382 >>46493263 IIT we hornypost a lot, it's only normal to help those who want to vent because of it

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:35:51 No.46493449

>>46493097
I don't use it at all anymore. If you're a guy and you're not a 10, it's shit.
Sometimes you get lucky and find girls online naturally (happen to me a few times) but people hate LDRs nowadays so it's hard.
I met a girl nearly 10 years ago and we were crazy into each other, but she absolutely hated LDRs and it killed it for us.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:36:44 No.46493501
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>>46493097
nah, never jumped into it. i'm comfortable enough to be by myself until i find someone. all my friends do it though and it's 90/10 chance of shit and good people
>>46493257
exactly. love will make you forget any hangups you ever had. that can be a good thing or a bad thing but you'll learn to spot the differences with time. i wish anyone would marry poru, she needs some loving
>>46493263
good luck have fun, that sounds awesome anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:39:30 No.46493661 File: 4.00 MB, 576x576, BlessedLuitomo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46493501 I would marry her in a heartbeat

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:42:39 No.46493813

>>46493356
Forgot to say that unles you're Chad tier and or have an amazing charisma you wont get any girls. Women there are delusionals even faties aim for the 10/10 men. Apps like that destroys a woman's perception of reality
>>46493263
How do you talk to people in cons? Most of them go in groups or arent used to talking to strangers so you really have to carry the conversation to try not to look like a creep. I guess going with a cosplay makes it easier.

Btw, thank to the fag janny that deleted my post because ShishiLamy in bikino is too much for he

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:45:42 No.46493971 File: 684 KB, 1536x2048, 106303606_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>46493661 i love this kakkoi hag, she deserves the deepest of mating presses for being such a hard worker https://files.catbox.moe/upu5vx.mp4

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:47:53 No.46494099 >>46493971 How do you even fit their perfomances in catbox? My fiiles are too big

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:48:17 No.46494118

>>46493813
I usually go with a friend. It makes joining into group conversations much easier so you're not just some random orbiter.
I went to a Hatsune Miku concert 3 years ago and there were a group of people behind me chatting away and I just naturally found my way into the conversation. We became friends afterwards but I didn't really keep in touch because COVID.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:51:21 No.46494275
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>>46493971
She's starting to make more complex dances, she started out being pretty stiff. As soon as she learned to unlock those fucking hips nobady stood a chance! Also that voice!

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:52:21 No.46494314
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>>46494118
Man, I wish my friends weren't so anti Otaku. I went to a otaku like night club with a friend once. I had a great time but he don't so I usually go alone to these events.
I remember once I went to Comiccon with a cosplay and got a lot of people talking to me. That's my only option, I guess

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:54:04 No.46494408
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>>46493813
nta but i usually end up befriending people who aren't cosplayers in the board game areas, around competitive games, and the smoking area lol weebs are usually pretty nice if you talk to them about the things they like. unless they're extremely introverted or dicks i don't think they mind being approached
>>46494099
i just took them off someone else who had cut and uploaded all the performances

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:55:16 No.46494474 >>46493813 also yea wtf with the shishilamy. i've had some posts deleted for no reason the past couple of weeks. idk if it's a changing of the guard or what

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:56:40 No.46494561
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>>46494314
At least you've got Otaku night clubs. I don't really have anything like that where I'm from. Only in cons really.
But there's nothing wrong with that being your only option though. It's better than being a random in an anime shirt and joining in on random convos.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:57:43 No.46494628 >>46494474 >shishilamy >lamy >/become/ gets instacanned It's not a rrat

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 17:58:14 No.46494655 >>46494474 Is it the same person that keeps deleting /become/ threads?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:01:03 No.46494810
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>>46494474
Jannies are monitoring this general. Before you could post bushes and nipples that see throught clothes without problem. Now it's an instant ban. Cunny lovers are cringe

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:03:28 No.46494942
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>>46494628
>>46494655
>>46494810
fucking probably. i really don't understand their hate boner for /become/ it's just funposting. shit like uoh and the horni thread get to stay but noooo becoming is too much. UP YOUR FAGGOT ASS JANNY let people have fun

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:03:43 No.46494958 >>46494810 A little bit of bush never hurt anyone. It keeps the aroma

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:04:01 No.46494974 You guys are alright

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:05:18 No.46495063 >>46494810 Yeah i'm not sure why slightly visible nipples on hags is nukeable but uooh and 100+ gura threads about her being a sex symbol are okay.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:06:18 No.46495114
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>>46494974
i wish more threads were this peaceful and conversations could actually be had but most threads on the board are infested with zoomers trying too hard to be edgy. vt needs to grow up

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:08:19 No.46495229 >>46495114 I think you're on the wrong website.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:08:51 No.46495271

>>46495114
I found that general threads are usually chill. I mostly hang in the /hamu/ and /ahoy/ threads and it's usually fine (until the marine schizo appears)
But a lot of the other threads that aren't generals are pretty much like you said, zoomers trying way too hard.

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:11:32 No.46495444
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>>46495114
Sadly the board is like that because the moderadio is like that. Never forget that Mod who's a homobeggar and got caught samefagging. They don't let ag, ringo, become that actually talk about stream but they let the hundreds of bait threads, twitter threads and of course they let those dramafag clippers shill their channels here.

Btw in other news, the person who's making the Comic about Mio in Heat spending summer with his younger bf opened a SFW account and will draw more Mio

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:12:39 No.46495510 >>46495271 >it's usually fine (until the marine schizo appears) Every general has at least one and it's fun like that. I've never been to /hamu/ mostly because when I'm on is either dead or just started (also I don't watch Noel)

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:13:14 No.46495540 >>46495229 Even with the current state of this board. It's still the only place where you can discuss vtubers

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:16:03 No.46495699
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>>46495271
same. my home general are here comet towa and mans. i use the hamu ahoy and the blondes thread too but the schizo there is annoying asf
>>46495444
nice! got a link to their account?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:17:41 No.46495785
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>>46495510
/hamu/ hasn't been around recently because she hasn't been streaming as much lately.
i hope /dsw/ gets a schizo so we can keep that thread alive longer

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:21:19 No.46495979 >>46495785 >i hope /dsw/ gets a schizo so we can keep that thread alive longer >schizo=free bumps Nice strategy there

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:24:47 No.46496204 >>46495699 His pixiv account where he posts the comic 月島ナツキ https://www.pixiv.net/users/18012477

>>	Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:30:46 No.46496552 >>46495699 The blondes have a schizo too?

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:36:10 No.46496894
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>>46496552
akischizo to be exact, you've probably seen his posts on the catalog. one guy camping and seething ever since the aruran collab. claims to be holier than thou because he bought her merch so only he gets to have an opinion. my rrat is that he's also the brazilian anon who posts here every once in a while but he claims to be scottish

Anonymous Sun, Apr 2, 2023 18:39:52 No.46497143
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>>46496894
Ah, I think I know who that is. He occasionally pops up in the catalog mentioning the thing you just mentioned.
But I only really see him on quiet days. It's been a barrage of niji vs holo threads and kson threads lately so it's hard to spot

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