/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Babysitting Edition

Last thread: >>46117124

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>46128728
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46128760
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46128728
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/tsukkiusa/status/1640008116409618432

Frames:
Live
>Axel, Altare, Selen, Noct - Apex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPfqVue8Dms

Upcoming
>Flayon - Jackbox with Machiroons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlbkjfWf7s4

[Anonymous No.]

Has Axel stopped getting mad or did he not listen to Rpr's advice?

[Anonymous No.]

rape

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magni dezmond

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altare's kraber mumbles...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46128877
improving but bad habits sometimes

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>>46128877
He hasn't been mad today

[Anonymous No.]

Shouldn't Leader be at the window facing the zone closing in?

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>>46128760
in the name of josuijisus, amen

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a vsaikyo for Valorant? What if leader wants to get into that...?

[Anonymous No.]

The valk ult, it's over

[Anonymous No.]

HATE vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129449
it's cursed

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Scouting wasn't worth it

[Anonymous No.]

why tf would you hover so close to endgame lmao. free kills.

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like flying up and going down all defenseless in a tiny tiny circle between 10 teams is just fucking suicide. I genuinely do not understand the point of this. I remember Startend doing the same shit and also perma dying cause of it, it's so retarded

[Anonymous No.]

>>46128760
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129107
Kiss

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>>46129541
>>46129544
It's only worth it if you want to take the high ground around you already are, in an open zone like that it's suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

What will the boys do for April fools?
What do you want the boys to do?

[Anonymous No.]

sims Axel was blessed with a huge cock for some reason kek Magni's a lucky boy :^)

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>>46129669
have secs on strim then say 'no homo haha got yall'

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i keep obsessing over rrats vesper is going to not renew his contract does anyone actually believe that or is it fully schizo/funpostinf

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>>46129669
Shinri/Bettel are changing models (or something like that). Magni may announce a new gen of VTubers (Veggie Tubers) which could involve everyone.

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>>46129754
anon this rrat is SO last month

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129669
Flay is doing a Bettel backstory fanfic

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129754
go back

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>>46129754
i think that but then i think that its either this or he goes back to an office job that he hates. also his talks of future plans. i had an oshi that graduated and the one thing i remember is her never talking about the future

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>>46129544
It's just a gamble. They need to take better place before then so they don't need to fly.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare wants to play one of the 2 characters he's familiar with kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129754
I would sadly be shocked if he stayed longer than a year and a half.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129676
kek hope magni is a size queen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129676
ISREAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129754
>>46129847
You don't watch Ves at all. I barely watch him and have no fear of him leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

MECHABIRD LOVE AND

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>>46129904
SEX

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46129904
CUDDLES AND SNUGGLES!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46129754
Pretty sure the rrat was about Cover not renewing his contract, and not about him deciding to graduate. If he goes menhera again then it might become true, but otherwise probably not.

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>>46130126
:( but i want to touch vesper dikc

[Anonymous No.]

had another flay dream where it continued to a pier below water level so it felt like we were floating above water but it was okay because we were holding hands

[Anonymous No.]

Axel sounds extra cute today

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>>46130204
Very very very luckycute dream anon!

[Anonymous No.]

We Valk Ulting again

[Anonymous No.]

Whats the deal with thae like, nano slime on the doors? that one of their abilities? is it like a barricade or something?

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>>46130443
Nah
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1776635622
Watch at 1H50M
Noct's team played the Crane with Valk so well. You can really tell they belong at the top pro leagues. They are insane

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>>46130513
The ones on the door take over them, so enemies can't freely open/close the door and it takes more damage to destroy. The ones on the floor act like spike, so walking over them deals damage.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone remind altare he can destroy doors with q

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>>46130586
Ohhhhhh I see. He just opened one too. Alright thats kinda cool, can anyone do that? or is it like an item or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46130204
cute dream flayyume
i wish mines were like that my recent dream with vesper was us stabbing trees

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>>46130204
I had a dream last night about the Magni T3 stream being irl and it was just him and a few magsonas drawing on our ipads together. It was pretty fun for a while then we ran out of stuff to talk about and one magmite said: you draw really fast maglord and he only replied: un- huh I get that a lot. The silence afterwards was deafening and then I woke up. This was the first time I ever had a dream about the tempus boys and it just had to be super awkward :(

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He monke

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That wasn't too bad tb h

[Anonymous No.]

Axel should've ulted earlier, no?

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>>46130729
Your subconscious knows that reality will never live up to your parasocial ideals.

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>>46130807
nah, it's just a commitment and communication thing

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>>46130853
Yeah, but you ult earlier and you can run across the field instead of hesitating and taking damage to the zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46130807
Yes, but they could've salvaged that situation by sticking to one side and committing. Axel was on the right, but Selen and Altare were on the left.

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>>46130807
He literally short circuited. He was looking at the wall and bullets coming out from the other side of the wall for like 2 seconds and hesitated to do ANYTHING at all.
I think they should just play edge for a week and learn team fighting. They keep evaporating the second they meet a squad face to face at the last few circles.

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>>46130840
Damn anon too real. Apparently my subconscious also knows he hates us kek

[Anonymous No.]

Wattson is going to turn them into a hard-leaning defensive team

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[Anonymous No.]

>>46130996
Yeah, that wasn't very good of him, it was only then that he thought of ulting. He needs to get out of the house already knowing what he wanna do. Wall your right, push that house...

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>>46129754
Nothing about the way he streams gives me that feeling. He is discouraged from perms but hopefully he gets over it.

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>>46131130
They're all discouraged by perms, they'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.]

altare is annoyed by axel's non-answer kek

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>>46131175
Yeah, glad he told him.

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>>46130840
this is why i refuse to go to anime boston or any meet and greet

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is gonna play Bangalore? Selen loves playing with her...

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>>46131175
Hopefully next time someone asks him if they should post their BDSM score he won't give a non-answer either.

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the silence is deafening...

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https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1640797539774660608

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>>46131295
That's a fucked monitor you got there, Shinri.

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>>46131240
Selen is manipulating them to accept a team with Bangalore, and then letting them play her so they'll realize they're bad at it and then ask her to play her favorite class. This whole thing is a psyop.

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>>46131295
looks pretty comfy ngl

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>>46131246
is he axel's master? why would he need his permission

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131295
That's a lot of multitasking

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i had to mute that, it always surprises me how altare isn’t afraid to voice out his opinions towards Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131328
KEK
I want to see her play Bangalore desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131295
zoomer energy

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>>46131295
why is he fishing for nametags?

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>>46129754
No, he's planning on staying as long as possible, if you watch his streams regularly you will hear him bring up future plans (year + down the line) and he is supper carful about getting in trouble again. Even in his PL he was so into streaming he would have to skip out on sleep when he had to do overtime at work.

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>>46131370
good

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>chat: still a month left for practice we can do it!
Who's gonna tell them time flies and we only have a little over two weeks left...

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Oh Shinri...

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>>46131295
>gamer raged and punched his monitor one time
Wonder what level Captain of Crush he's got there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131433
>it's almost april
wtf...

[Anonymous No.]

PLEASE THIS IS SO AWKWARD

[Anonymous No.]

rpr's getting hard nerfed live lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131370
Why? They're friends. If you can't be honest with your friends, who can you be honest with?

[Anonymous No.]

kek

[Anonymous No.]

This is how it went with Vesper too, Altare exploded on Vesper, and they never spoke again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131506
That anon is just a pussy

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>>46131527
Threadreader-san...

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Axel you dumb..

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>>46131527
I believe it

[Anonymous No.]

Why do i keep seeing Geega on twitter. Did i miss a collab or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131605
yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131605
Altare played in her marika tourney, and they played apex together on Altare's twitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131630
>>46131633
Time to catch up on shit. Thanks both of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131702
It also happens that she interacts a lot with them on twitter, since I don't know where you "keep seeing" her

[Anonymous No.]

purple married couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=278LXy4x0n8

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131795
I was expecting begni ngl

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>>46131822
Bettel likes to be shipped with Hakka tho

[Anonymous No.]

Art.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjbKndzj2Xk

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>>46131858
It feels like this happened so long ago... I need them to play the sequel

[Anonymous No.]

incredible how the blue twink with a soft gentle voice manages to terrify viewers just by being slightly real and not pulling his punches when he tells someone off

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>>46131778
On twitter, but i am not someone that's actively on twitter, so i usually only get shown the stuff with a lot of interactions.
This resulted in her replies being visible even on my feed.

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>>46131858
Kek, they did this too
https://youtu.be/M2LfvKjfBeQ

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1640801627652104193

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131972
Kek

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>>46131923
oddly axel is smaller than him abd actually listens to him not sure why anyone is taking it seriously though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131972
Hakka is the tf2 medic

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>>46131822
Bettel and Hakka are always acting the role of divorced couple and of course they play it takes two

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>>46131923
Not sure how to put it into words, but Altare has some real "confidence". Authority. Something only some men have. I know i don't have it. I know i could beat the shit out of Altare, theoritically. But if he comes at me i am probably just running. Dude seems really scary.

[Anonymous No.]

altare throwing hints, he doesn't want to play valk but watson

[Anonymous No.]

Sentinel can double as a shotgun, but I don't think altare want to put in the effort to learn how to use it that way. Sad

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>>46131923
didn't you know? He was a toxic gamer. He's going to rage and gamer word and kill your hopes and dreams. Just the worst. God help us all.

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>>46131249
It's over...

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>>46132215
Yeah that's all he knows how to play kek but the thing is he's actually just as bad on watt as valk going by the gameplay he's streamed.

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>>46132256
altare goes use the restroom and rages at axel for not making a decision for new comp.

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>>46132203
he basically does whatever he wants and is too autistic to deal with the social niceties of “worrying about hurting someone else’s feelings” when he’s pissed. it’s funny to see other people react to it.

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>>46131249
I'm pretty sure Selen doesn't like all the streams that Axel is doing. Sometimes she's not in the mood to be on and just wants to be quiet instead of entertaining people but Axel wants to farm the views.

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>>46131938
LOL

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>>46132378
A bad Valk is way worse than a bad Wattson, that's his point.

[Anonymous No.]

It's weird seeing people pretend Altare said something offensive when he basically just said "Hey Axel, we just need a yes or a no here."

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>>46132562
Ikr, I'm laughing pretty hard. There were no lines crossed there at all lmao.

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Saw people mention that Axel hasn't learned catalyst's kit properly after so many scrims and practices. I guess I can understand why Selen wanted a change since even she and Altare have managed to pick up the use of their utlities but Axel is still struggling to use his ult.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are women so annoying, just watch the stream

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ENTER BIRD

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>>46132562
this thread is a joke sometimes (most of the time)

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Good morning /MANS/. ANIKI LOVE!

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>>46132562
when is it not psychoanalyze tempus hours
this are the same niggas that think vespers contract isn't getting renewed or he wont renew it

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>>46132640
Yep, awful ults after a week of practice. This comp isn't working. Just play edge and give Selen Bangalore.

[Anonymous No.]

Just got home and I'm seeing that TSB is a mass of negative energy, did they get fucked too hard or are they just tired

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>>46132643
Take your own advice woman. Real bitch behaviour there.

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>>46132562
Dunno man, this is still the best or one of the best generals on this board.
I honestly don't mind and love all of you. You are great and deserve everything in life.

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>>46132643
they're insecure and literally need to "prove themselves" no matter what situation they find themselves in

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"personal coach" hehe

>>46132562
threadreaders

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Don’t lie altare

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>>46132731
They're fine? They've just been playing for 6 hours. It's like 6~7 am for Axel

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>>46132731
They're just tired, 7 hour scrims.

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>>46132687
>psychoanalyze tempus
tradition

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>>46132562
People love to make up their own stupid stories. Altare the serial killer and sigma male...tell me more.

[Anonymous No.]

he's just like me frfr

[woman No.]

>>46132748
t. Woman

[Anonymous No.]

Week In Review sc reading in 1 hour https://www.youtube.com/live/MxPPeBmIAeA?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

of course hakka would suck it in a heartbeat. straight fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132836
t. woman

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>>46132731
They are dying. Gameplay itself is getting a little better though.

[Anonymous No.]

it's cringe how vesties are the only ones who blurt out "women" like it's an insult

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>>46132777
Did Altare get one?~

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>>46132883
okay women

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132883
You mean doxxmites. Vesties are our friends.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132887
watch the stream

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>>46132883
3dpd please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132926
doxxmites are literally all women though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132887
not yet. selen just suggested talking to either ipn or noct
>>46132883
>vesties
it's obviously koipanoins

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just tuning into Apex now. Anything interesting happen or stuck out to you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132988
no

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>>46132988
They've unlearned some things that they've learned but now they're trying a new comp and playstyle

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132883
Why do you bring up the vesties when no one has named them? If you have a problem with a fanbase, don't do that please.
I'm a vestie and i'm not a fucking incel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132963
Exactly. If you're a woman on 4chan chances are you also hate women because you hate yourself. No self loving person visits this site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133031
t. Hakkito

[Anonymous No.]

Lol, if Altare were to get personal coaching from iPN or Noct...the NTRPR arc that could come from it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133074
It's what he deserves...

[Anonymous No.]

hey guys whats going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132837
Whore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
Little heeheehaha lookin motherfucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
women being women, don't worry
they'll get bored soon enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
>*kicks*

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>>46133291
SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
*eats him*

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
stream is boring so the thread went schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
I just joined and the thread had a little meltdown.
Maybe i should leave again :(

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133393
no stay here ill gib you an orange

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133393
No, you'll suffer with us!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
[talent] isn't streaming yet so [fanbase] are shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133437
Nah i clearly brought bad luck

[Anonymous No.]

Axel should choke again to distract the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
cute fuck, has anyone made an actual 3d model of smalltare?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if he saw people trying to make fan art of him and TSB
https://twitter.com/oh_Nocturnal/status/1640470248699883520

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131923
>>46131370
Qrd? I tuned out a bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133561
who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133561
didn't altare say he barked because noct shared a ref?

[Anonymous No.]

PUNCH
KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133625
coach

[Anonymous No.]

Axel rage incoming

[Anonymous No.]

>don't melee

[Anonymous No.]

interrupting this thread to report that this yume calls flay "machinya" that is all

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133647
Could have. I wasn't really paying attention

[Anonymous No.]

brooo, why are you punching

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133561
I thought it was a penis but it was his fingers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132749
Cute post and fat fuck

[Anonymous No.]

Please just let Selen play Bangalore

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133288
I love this little guy like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133749
ngl, I did too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133718
something about this yume's choice in merch tells me she likes flayon
... I wonder why....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132749
UwU

[Anonymous No.]

Wait. TSB is STILL going? I just fell asleep and I was scared to shit when I heard gunshots. Turns out these retards were still playing Apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133074
Would be hot

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133793
you tainted my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133756
Tournament after Tournament her different teams force her to play some Legend that just goes completly against her skill set and it never works. Let her go NA W-Key warrior monkey mode ffs.

[Anonymous No.]

Still cooking more riptare, it's angstier this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133847
don't worry burgerlander, it's just a game,no shooting today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133820
she's definitely a shotacon

[Anonymous No.]

Can Axel use any legend utilities properly? I feel like Selen or Altare had to guide him through every legend utilities, even in Catalyst, they had to remind him to use stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133847
>these retards
unironically most participants of the tourney

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>////<

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>>46134008
Catalyst is hard to nail down and none of the legends he mains are going to be of use with them unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want Selen on bangalore and see if they do better on it. You should honestly just put the best person on bangalore since it's the most aggressive as well and she's the best fighter

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134100
>Set the letter on fire

[Anonymous No.]

Any chance the anime boston panel gets recorded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134100
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

I'll take a nap anons see you later

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134123
Seer is even harder and Selen has used more of her utilities than him so far even though she started to learn him at the same time as Axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134008
i think he should use seer and selen bangalore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133979
based

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny spicy crumbs...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134155
But...that's...illegal, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>Hakka leapt and executed a front flip mid air
>Spear pointed directly at the target of his fury
>Spear point two inches from Regis, Regis parry with his gunblade
>At such speeds Hakka could barely follow the swing
>Even in his heightened state,Hakka had doubts he could beat Regis
>Spear knock aside Hakka swung his body with the momentum
>His free hand now position towards Regis,he uttered "Seiryu roar"
>The black vapor enveloping his body converge on his palm
>A beam of blue shot forward point blank at Regis
>The force pushing Hakka back, Hakka corrected himself mid air
>Landed, ready himself for the return blow
>But it never came,Regis body stood slump,face down
>Hakka could see smoke rising from Regises body
>Spear in hand ready for anything
>Moving forward, it was time to deliver the finishing blow.
>As he got closer he could barely hear Altare in a rugged voice say
>"H-help...me, please" "w-what? i couldnt control my b-body"
>"I lost control,i need to tell you something. w-" Altare's voice trail off
>Hakka took tentative steps toward him
>lean forward trying to make out what Atlare was trying to tell him
>One word was all he heard or a sound would be a better description
>"Boo"
To be continued.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134155
ON A PHONE

[Anonymous No.]

Axel threatening him with the raw burger...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134191
Not everyone learns at the same pace dude.

[Anonymous No.]

sims shit so this command came up.. the peace was nice while it lasted. Altare's been propositioning and cornering Magni for a few days. hes currently raping him as i type this and im afraid of how this relationship will develop from now. also a shame because Magni and Axel were starting to autonomously flirt with each other but now Magni is gonna be too traumatized to do anything with him. gonna go prep my dinner

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel just got two 50 bombs in his prechat and is now meowing like crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134223
I'll treat this as a semi Shiny Spicy collab...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134227
I always see phone-recorded clips of other vtubers' panels on twitter so who knows

[Anonymous No.]

LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

This is the closest we might get to a Shiny Spicy moment on this week

[woman No.]

>>46132883
Which fanbase is autistic enough not to get a jok- discmite is that you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
kowai...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46133947
Oh damn, interested to read it. Thanks anon chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
Yum

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
Leader, come on man.Don't ruin what they have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
kek saved poor sim dez though I hope axmag will survive this

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus guild in the world of Keisha Fabo, Leader beating up some bitch named Deltrese

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
art imitates life

[woman No.]

>>46134313

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134456
raping magni or getting cornered by altare?

[Anonymous No.]

i miss vesper and flayon i need my daily dose of "just like me fr" tuubers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134461
He has to assert dominance

[Anonymous No.]

he's slapping leader's ass onstream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134718
Don't be so weak. Just play some game or watch vods. Vesper needs strong fans, he need us to absorb our force!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
holy based. good luck axmag i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlbkjfWf7s4

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134718
just 2 more hours anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134689
both. both would be good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134803
He can go assert his dominance over Vesper again or something. Leave axmag alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
You're making me want to play sims

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134313
Poor Magni, can't escape from Altare even in sims

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be defensive now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46134900
gomen ojisan im extra menhera today was an especially rough work day as in sent home early by my manager and the usual distractions to ease the nerves arent working too well. im a little weak im just a little fella!!
>>46134962
ty for the waiting room weak

[Anonymous No.]

rip

[Anonymous No.]

again...

[Anonymous No.]

That was an all right game

[Anonymous No.]

jobbers, embarrassing

[Anonymous No.]

Tunnel visioning too hard. They threw that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135224

[Anonymous No.]

I like how Selen uses Altare like a child in a marital fight

[Anonymous No.]

Selen on Bangalore. Anon called it lmao

[Anonymous No.]

They have problems, but Top10 doesn't seem so far fetched, they just need to be aware of the Kill Points, need to turn the key mid-tournament as they become more important.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135379
Axel needs to give it to her, she has a lot of experience playing Bangalore.

[Anonymous No.]

Axel stop reading the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135224
I see. I'm sorry if I've been a little harsh. If you need something, just ask.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135432
AXEL GIVE SELEN HER BANGALORE FFS

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135370
she’s beginning to understand that he’s literally mentally a child

[Anonymous No.]

rude
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1640818833211658240

[Anonymous No.]

I just came in, did noct leave?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm calling it. Selen on bangalore. This is the round.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135556
Why is she so mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>Selen finding the nicest way possible to tell Axel to shut up during fights and that Regis is a tard in high stress situations

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135597
It would be good, I think Axel can learn Seer and it would improve their rotation since he could hear the heartbeats before rushing in

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135556
WDSMBT…?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135556
I agree though

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135597
I’m not too sure, I’m worried about Axel being seer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135597
Hope so, would make her so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135650
>Regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135224
GOMEN I DIDNT MEAN TO TYPE WEAK MY BRAIN SHORTCIRCUITED ILU MACHIROON TY FOR THE ROOM
>>46135449
thank you and youre fine oji ive gotten a lot worse things said to me before youre practically an angel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135654
>picrel

[Anonymous No.]

Selen sounds frustrated...
Altare sounds defeated...

[Anonymous No.]

Who the fuck buys underwear from amazon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135486
as she should ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135706
Threadreaderchama, they sound absolutely fine beyond being tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135707
Why, is it wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135707
what's wrong about that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135773
It just sounds so foreign to me.

[Anonymous No.]

I am this close to making a tempus house in sims, damn you simsanon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135706
When Axel tells you to be combat ugly, then promptly shout over your calls despite it being super simple to accomplish and only failed because Axel tunnel visioned....

[Anonymous No.]

BETSY ON THE TELEVISION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxPPeBmIAeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxPPeBmIAeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxPPeBmIAeA

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135706
>Selen and Leader playing since early morning
>Axel playing all night
>8h practice
>"damn they sound so defeated and frustrated"
it's called being tired

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135861
HUH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135556
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

jester, telly, you know how it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135707
me and bras
its easier than shopping in person i can almost never find bras my size unless i shop in the preteen section

[Anonymous No.]

For some reason that thumbnail is awakening something raw inside of me. I don't like it...

[Anonymous No.]

The silence is deafening...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135861
>abo mod
kek

[woman No.]

>>46135861

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135947
Don't worry, pettan woman are nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135861
Oh fuck lmao do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135861
Ok. I'm about to dropout

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135877
Whoops, igl***

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135861
Damn, sisters work hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135997
yeah if im a cute short asian woman
i just want normal plain bras and undies man its not like im going to be showing them to anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>46132521
Wow. Someone who actually understands axels farming of this

[Anonymous No.]

my one true oshi to rule them all?
/MANS/ unity

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135861
do it do it we need more varied crumbs to fill dead hours with!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135556
This little gremlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>46131605
She is one of those annoying clout chasers always trying to get attention by commenting under more famous vtubers. She even does it to their PL accounts

[Anonymous No.]

That was a mess of a valk ult

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136186
fuck off with your oshi wars chu chu~

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136291
Literally nothing wrong with hall ult, just axel isn’t used to playing seer

[Anonymous No.]

goddamnit

[Anonymous No.]

Axels quiet…

[Anonymous No.]

And then he was never heard from again.

[Anonymous No.]

They should've told Axel to scan and waited for the heartbeat before entering.

[Anonymous No.]

why is the stream so awkward...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHvsinEn58

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136418
They're tired, frustrated and mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136404
he was on twitter last night, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136416
Selen literally did, she kept shouting heartbeat heartbeart heartbeat and Axel ignored her.

[Anonymous No.]

They're literally just tired. Can't you guys read basic emotions?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136418
Welcome to competitive. If you aren’t the best of the best this is how it usually is. This is why teams are always changing. Silence is a better alternate to raging but it is always this awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136161
>Axel
>Caring about views
LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

rpr should stop playing and join the vc

[Anonymous No.]

Is Bettel okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136353
nah, they changed landing spot midway and Axel couldn't climb the fucking ladder

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135703
Reminds me of the schizo on /biz/ screaming about how he's going to be rich because he invested in skins back in 2019 and he's way up on them.

[Anonymous No.]

BETTEL'S THROWING UP????!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46135947
yes love you pettan anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136473
I know, but they should've waited for confirmation. They could've taken cover behind the counter before venturing further in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136517
slightly less ok than normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136534
Axel also couldn't fucking do a heartbeat which could have easily avoided all of this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136479
Tired isn't an emotion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136493
You really dont know anything about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136600
that woman is clearly an empath

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136517
Huh, is he still depresso?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136621
This is the same guy that did a guerilla superchat reading at 5am

[Anonymous No.]

Are they sticking to this comp now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136442
>>46136487
it's kind of jarring

[Anonymous No.]

Why did Altare sign up for this shit...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136567
They couldn’t wait for confirmation because they got shot from behind. That’s why selen threw smoke down and axel panic ulted

[Anonymous No.]

>'There's literally no one here'
>Has the one character in the game that can not only announce this, but confirm it
>Didn't confirm it with heartbeat
>Get wiped out
I really hope Axel reflects on these poor decisions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136676
Super chat readings are for members. Any talent will know the view counts aren’t good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136678
Maybe... It's good to have options, Cata should be good for first 2 games but then changing to Banga is better because you want kills

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the comfy solo leader stream...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136750
if he got told what it actually was he wouldn't have

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136676
It's just some selenkek trying to stir shit by calling Axel a leech, not really worth replying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136650
not depressed, just insane and full of goo

[Anonymous No.]

he HATES seer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136780
you'll get your valo stream in a few hours altventurer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136750
because axel didn’t tell him it was a big deal and he thought he was doing him a favor…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136750
He's the only one that's still vibing right now lol

[Anonymous No.]

>Tasmanian Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

Aggro comp is never gonna work in vsaikyou. I understand axel is frustrated rn but I hope Noct and selen will shut that down

[Anonymous No.]

Shiny spicy love...

[Anonymous No.]

i can't check right now, but is flayon's stream in 40 mins or in 1:40 mins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136752
Yeah that's why I said take cover behind the counter. They can use the window to block shots from behind. The other team was holed up in the room further in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136750
He wanted to help Axel out and he thought it'd just be a one-off thing like the Kohacup. Altare likes streaming, he likes Axel and he likes FPS games, so it's not like it's torture for him.

[Anonymous No.]

You made a bad call, tough shit, Axel
the whole point of practice is to get used to the pressure and to use your brain instead of twitch instinct, just get better

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136797
Nice to know that he is doing better(?) lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136881
hour and forty

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136815
valo on twitch can easily turn into a collab, but I only want solo altare

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136881
1h40m

[Anonymous No.]

we need rpr back in here for some tough love coaching. noct is too nice to them

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136925
>>46136923
thank you anons chuu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

No aniki playing solo

[Anonymous No.]

>solo axelpex
time to bail

[Anonymous No.]

Sisters already gone from Axel's stream

[Anonymous No.]

bettel needs to get violently raped until he's slipping and sliding on the floor as he gets pounded by HQ for embarrassing the guild, crushing his own dick between the floor and his thigh, whimpering and crying with pain and same into unconsciousness cutely

[Anonymous No.]

axel LITERALLY just needs to get good and he would stop having so many problems

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137048

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137024
axel soon to be hated and called a manchild like vesper please look forward to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46136933
ntrpr...

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Axel sleeps soon. I don't know if grinding it out anymore's gonna be good for him, and pubs are extra frustrating too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137048
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137090
schadenfreude

[Anonymous No.]

bettel needs to start self harming and sending me pictures and some blood i can make a blood vial necklace with

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137024
I like Axel but solo Apex is his worst content by far. I’ll just catch the next TSB practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137106
he's just clearing his head, it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137024
so much for "I like the atmosphere, this is just how competitive feels like"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137090
If no one called him a manchild after the shibuhal customs then no one ever will. We're all used to him malding because of pew pew games and it's not like he's inconveniencing anyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137024
apex is bad enough as a full team solo apex with axel is a nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137188
Nijisisters are watching for Selen. Would you still stick around and watch a niji if no tempus boy was involved? I don't think so

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137173
I think it's going to do the opposite

[Anonymous No.]

You guys actually care when people insult your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel just needs to spam cata ult to get a feel for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137163
TTToTTT!!!!!!!!! he needs to get dehumanized daily so he resorts to this

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137079
I love this rape face that bettel drew

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137283
it makes me horny

[Anonymous No.]

stinkyy aniki

[Anonymous No.]

>>Bettel played the wrong version of RE 4 and has to replay the correct one from the start again

Max luck at play once again

[Anonymous No.]

Remind me why are none of them using shotguns again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137308
>played the wrong version of RE 4
what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137345
ping

[Anonymous No.]

my Magni sim also has a giant cock just like Axel and i cant change it

[Anonymous No.]

>Cats Watch Along

[Anonymous No.]

What is it with women and their obsession with self harm?
reminded me of this pic i took last time i went to disney

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137345
higher chance of getting a no reg

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137345
Shotguns aren’t really the move when everyone is ratting 3/4 the match. They talk about switching to shotguns towards the end when you actually fight but they didn’t get there too many times today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137447
go ask /lgbt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137447
>those legs
women...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137447
/MANS/ - Holostars Tempus general?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137447
Yikes. I’ve never understood cutters. I’ve been told it’s so they can feel something but self harm will literally do nothing to improve your situation

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137447
Bro you lost?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137447
nice pic. actual menheras are scary as fuck

[Anonymous No.]

aniki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137385
kek thats an interesting development

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137546
nah, the bettel fags just got me thinking, and i was going through my album

[Anonymous No.]

CATS...disgusting (the film, not the animal)

[Anonymous No.]

>changing comps is not going to change anything
So what you're saying is we're doomed. Aniki...

[Anonymous No.]

None of them are touching Apex for the next 6 months after this at the very least

[Anonymous No.]

axel is actually good at reflecting, he just panics real hard at the end

[Anonymous No.]

the movie adaptation is trash but the original theatrical version is pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137626
axel is a little stupid so he might

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137639
Axel is more mature than people give him credit for, he just needs some reflection time to let things settle in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137534
>>46137593
its what alcoholism is for men now shoo talk about tempus

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137626
Well, no one is touch Apex after this anyway, all the streamers are moving to Valorant because the game is a broken mess and Respawn doesn't seem to care. Once they actually fix stuff it'll be too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137286
i want to get bettel addicted to self harm and then take away all his usual tools and replace all his room windows and kitchen cutlery with plastic ones so he can't do it anymore and he gets desperate and has to find creative ways to find something sharp enough to relapse with like breaking stuff around the house and trying to hide it from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137729
>we might actually get a CS2 phase in the entire vtubersphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137626
good I have never hated apex like I do now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137759
sister please, cringe.

[woman No.]

>>46137048
OwO

[Anonymous No.]

Please, you can't let ripdesk, riptare, noctare, and shrimpsnail just die like this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137760
i'd rather have that than this mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
What never existed cannot die

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137664
>axel is a little stupid
is he though

[Anonymous No.]

I hope he's getting a good rest

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
altare seems interested in keeping contact so it won't outright die

[woman No.]

>>46137794
>shrimpsnail
0/10 think of something else please

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137759
this reads like projection

[Anonymous No.]

They should just do one round where they say fuck meta and see how it works out for them. If they can't learn how to play current characters they should just play what they're comfortable with. If it doesn't work out they can just go meta again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137859
yes. even before this he constantly played apex while complaining for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137859
you’ve seen the way he tries leading in apex, right?

[Anonymous No.]

burpanon...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
I say let it die

[Anonymous No.]

axel calling out scrim king pakael kek i have no clue how this vsai is gonna end up. astel’s team had a very rough start to their practice so it’ll be a miracle is they pull it together. as long as kuzuha doesn’t win again then I’ll be happy

[Anonymous No.]

IGLs are on catalyst, but he's gotta keep in mind that those people also do fight igl while on cat. Axel is just there for rotation so I don't think valk is out of the question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137760
I honestly can't wait for the CS2 phase

[Anonymous No.]

bettel has an asphyxiation kink

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
They've been playing with Altare outside of the tourney so it's not going to because of vsaikyou at least

[Anonymous No.]

I appreciate the fact that Altare is always telling Axel to not take things too hard after each practice. He's been really supportive throughout this whole arc.

[Anonymous No.]

Guess schedule for Vesper will be tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
riptare is the only one out of these that actually has depth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137759
interesting stuff anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel sometimes gets so bored he decides to stop breathing

Ryonas have now entered Bettel's chat

[Anonymous No.]

sounds pretty fetishy, but its probably just breath control maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I know he doesn't want to stress out Altare, but if Selen wants in on Bangalore and Axel doesn't want to play Seer then Altare is really the only option they have left. I think they should attempt before knocking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138002
Maybe, but it’s only 3 PM where he is, could happen today

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138007
none of them have depth

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137949
t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138096
nta but KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>read bedroom as boredome

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138007
ripdesk is cute, it doesn't need depth

[Anonymous No.]

>Oh I'm gonna strangle you
>I'm gonna strangle chat

UUUUOOOOHH BETTEL PLS I CAN'T TAKE IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
ripdesk will be fine they are actually friends

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/___mmch___/status/1640720201942712320

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138174
both of his hands are too small for me to feel threatened by

[Anonymous No.]

so who has the breath held record?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138233
The ears on the bag are cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138110
other way around anon, SC said "boredom" and Bettel's dirty mind read bedroom

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138096
shut UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138240
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138087
Almost 12am and I have to go to do some bureaucracy tomorrow. See ya later board

[Anonymous No.]

Bettel making all kinds of noises and impressions this stream lmao tisker

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138233
Aww, I love the little ears. Cute.

[Anonymous No.]

What's the point of playing "the correct way" if you're losing lmao, doesn't that make it obviously NOT the correct way?

[Anonymous No.]

My oshi can rape your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

Lol vesper reference from bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

4 U

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
who is your oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel is still playing apex after almost 9 hours when it's 9 am where he lives, is he okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138445
missed it, what he say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137994
altare is really fucking nice and supportive even if everyone wants to cast him as a villain for some reason. he’s a good friend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
altventurer please

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137759
what a dirty codependent pig, how far gone would he have to be to get so manic that he doesn't even care how he gets hurt, so long as it happens? he wouldn't even be allowed to drink canned brisk anymore because he kept warping the metal tabs and edges into cutting tools just to get his old scabs open. it makes him freak out and cut more when everyone stops caring, tearing apart his guitar to rope the strings around his neck where he hides the worst of it, begging you to make him worth anything at all with his blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138445
i missed it too. please spoonfeed me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138415
Axel’s right though. The actual day is completely different it’s not wrong to want to practice that way

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138017
He’s so full of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
my oshi is a runner he'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138516

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138561
>implying flayon doesn't love rapebaiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138594
hey it's not rape if he wants it desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138415
you obviously don’t know shit about this tourney. they’ve been practicing fine, today was just rough

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
but my oshi...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138415
The correct way is always better if you have the skills to back it up. Our team obviously isn't there. That doesn't make it the incorrect way.

[Anonymous No.]

rpr tardwrangling Axel was like something from a sports anime like KnB or Tsubasa, I feel we won't get a kino moment like that with noct

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137759
God bettalions are the fucking worst

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138513
>>46138543
>ranting about the "my dad your dad" thing
>"My oshi can play Fallout New Vegas for 24 hours, what did your oshi do!?"
>"Oh yeah? My oshi can stop breathing for 46.7 seconds, what can yours do!?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138540
you guys have to start apologizing to altventurers

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138703
but i enable the cultare too...

[Anonymous No.]

simtare is pretty much my personal altare to watch when he's not streaming

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138703
why would the bettelions apologise to us?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel's right in this case. He still goofed some moves, but he's right about this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138703
Let's not pretend that Altventurers don't want to be brutally gored by Altare.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Jesticles really... ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138831
why did he read that...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138790
He’s your Altare in an aquarium…

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138831
What the FUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138831
AND WHY DID HE READ IT OUT LOUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138831
I used to think vesties sent the worst SC's but this is another breed..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138790
>simtare is a mishievous jealous rapist who fears being cheated on
kowai how did he actually end up just like leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138831

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
Kinda based

[Anonymous No.]

>edge
hehe :3

[Anonymous No.]

If Axel wants to stick with this comp they should at least switch it up because Selen is clearly getting nerfed by playing Seer. They don't even need to permanently change it, at least try it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138822
ToT I do

[Anonymous No.]

>"He likes losing, he likes not breathing, he likes getting beaten..."
>"Guys, you're putting words in MY mouth."

Right Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138914
They can try Seer on Altare but they really can't lose Seer if that doesn't work out.

[Anonymous No.]

axel is failing too notice that gorilla can do that because his team is good enough to play edge

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like they lose 80% of their 1v1's, like their actual aiming and movement is not good enough. They can survive to top 10 by avoiding fights, but then as soon as they encounter someone, they die, so it's just a question of time and luck until they lose

[Anonymous No.]

your oshi is a gigantic fly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138969
I mean if it doesn't work they can just put Selen back on Seer. The thing is that they should at least try out different things.

[Anonymous No.]

Bettalions, Vesties, Machitroons and Altventurers should be exiled from /MANS/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139113
Bettelheads

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sorry for Bettel that his fans are idiots and send their ryona erp fantasies as superchats

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139113
Magmites and Axelotls too

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139113
this would be a very funny split tbdesu

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139091
No...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139079
Altare and Axel are too used to rank where they ooga booga to just get extra damage in when the number one cardinal sin in vsaikyou is getting downed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139113
Don't forget koipanions and hakkitos

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139113
Koipanions as well.

[Anonymous No.]

Giant Fly Bettel onegai

[Anonymous No.]

Axel wants Hold, Selen wants Edge
It's gonna be a wild ride..

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138980
retardchama, that’s exactly what he’s saying. selen and altare are the ones that wanted to play edge

[Anonymous No.]

>>46137794
Ripdesk is the one that'll probably keep living no matter what, they have been friends since the beginning. I legit thought that riptare would go away after the Kohaku cup so I believe in its survival. As for the others...maybe if Altare keeps on streaming on Twitch, at least they seem like friends now

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139172
And Hakkaitos and Koipanions

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139113
>>46139172
>>46139200
>>46139206
everyone should be exiled out of mans

[Anonymous No.]

oh god.
Bettel wants to become "the fly"

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139279
Altare's literally just floating along lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139270
>edging selen

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139091
You oshi's a snail huh!? Yeah well mine is a GAINT FLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139318
that's how i will finally be the last straight brotuber viewer

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138860
>>46138874
>>46138875
>>46138885
>>46138889
They're a SC regular, anything to get them greens

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139343
More like mine is a rapist and yours is a rape victim

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139363
bro, why do you want me gone bro?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139469
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no. He really is becoming lord of the flies.

[Anonymous No.]

aniki btfoing everyone who thought he wasn’t listening. axel I know you’re here, don’t be afraid to say these things to your team

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139469
more altare/bettel fics doko...?

[Anonymous No.]

Axel just needs to play Cata a lot and learn to not be precious with her ult and he needs to get Altare to practice more mobility on Valk

[Anonymous No.]

what is your weapon of choice when the /MANS/ war breaks out?

[Anonymous No.]

Ero Fly RP... ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
You sure about that?

[Anonymous No.]

Is Axel basically using customs as a way to preemptively work on strategies for the actual game? Like, he's said that his best game was when everyone was trying to zone, which is what he feels the real game will be like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139749
are fantasy weapons game or off limits
i want a gun lance and hunting horn

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>people getting drawn stuck in glue traps

What is this some weird artist meme I don't know about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139798
anything you can think of. refills, accompanying pieces, ammunition etc. unlimited, to make it fun and woman-friendly

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139859

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139787
No, he's actually saying how the tournament will be completely different from these custom games. How Pakael and other teams are playing aggressive and from de edge ranking up kills but on the actual tournament they'll all play hold because that's what always happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139887
Of course it's tumblr

[Anonymous No.]

TEMPUS ARMA COLLAB LFG

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139762
blowfly girl...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139889
Ah, thank you! I got a bit confused there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139958
SHINRI KINO

[Anonymous No.]

>sweat won't be the only thing drippin
ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139798
based hunting horn chad

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139994

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139310
>>46139206
>>46139200
What did koipanions do?

[Anonymous No.]

Dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140082
Horny

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138233
Isn't she the one who simps for Axel? even before being Axel?

[Anonymous No.]

>weakest vestie
wdhmbt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138233
Ahhh one of the OG

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140082
look stupid

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140128
who cares
all of them have fans from before

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140114
Isn't that everyone /here/? The fish people are very composed

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139994

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138438
Legend has it that 99% of applicants get rejected because they failed to survive getting manhandled by A-Chan

[Anonymous No.]

LMAO found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139994
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140114
It's pretty much just one twitter artist that gets posted here all the time. But she makes wholesome stuff too like picrel

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140300

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140322 (Me)
Ignore the titty on the top right KEK
I just noticed it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140330
...what am I supposed to know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46139880
oh die almost immediately because i am a weak lil lady but man wouldnt it be fun to swing around a funny horn before dying like a jobber i think that would be very neat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140377 (me)
I GOOGLED IT

[Anonymous No.]

vestie living up to his name

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kiss the cute Holostars pilot if you had the chance?

[Anonymous No.]

enter bettel blood anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140362
the irony

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140462
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140417
I'm sorry you had to see that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140480
YES!!!!! KISSKISS FOR FLAYFLAY!!!!!!! MWAH MWAH

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140480
only after we are married

[Anonymous No.]

I just got out from work, what did I miss today from the boys?

[Anonymous No.]

>Bettel wants to die from being an extra in movie except it has to be done in one take because it's real

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140417
kek

[Anonymous No.]

Taking bets on who
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1640847415035977729

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
me

[Anonymous No.]

too much HQ today, I regret complaining yesterday

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
me

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140578
Bottom two still feel like reskins, but long haired Magni hits different.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
____________Lilypichu______________

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140722
>>46140737
>>46140745
>>46140754
What is this, a Kiara stream?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
Please be Rpr
Please be Rpr
Please be Rpr

[Anonymous No.]

>>46138822
I don't. I just want to watch him do it to others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140799
please no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140828
fair

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140683
It might be kobo t b h, he won't get her usual fans on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

Joe Cartoon Superfly is what the Bettelion are going to be if they are also Hakitos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140830

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140766
When I first saw this I thought it was the four boys with magni's colours. Only now do I realize it's supposed to be magni with different hairstyles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140918
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140894
they are actually worse on twitch chat

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140918
oh noooooo

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is going to flirt with Lilypichu in Valorant? Altare yumes???

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140918

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140985
>>46141004

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140985
I'm ok with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140830
He ain't motivated to play valorant out of no where. so it leads to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140958
Oh nevermind then

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141048
Would you be ok with it if they fucked right in front of you? huh? fucking cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140918
>another potential boring collab
please I just want bettel and flay valo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141050
Bro has been obsessed with valo forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141011
sasuga lilypichu schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141088
Unironically yes. I live on the other side of the world. It's not like I'll ever meet him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141011 (Me)
I'm feeling bad now... people are actually believing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141011
kek

[Anonymous No.]

it’s not lilypichu you niggers she didn’t actually like the tweet

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141138
the most sane itt

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141149
kek sasuga anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141149
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141088
This is going to shock you but Altare isn't actually a blue isekai hero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141138
It's ok. I'll love you from the other side of the world.

[Anonymous No.]

Edgy Bettel really does love the humor in gore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141166
please let it be another tempus member please

[Anonymous No.]

I just think Gore is funny
based take betsy

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141149
it's their fault for not verifying themselves anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141149
very funny anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Dies horribly and cuts to offline for his graduation
He's /here/! And he stole our bit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141098
>decides to play while they're both streaming
he hates them....

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141223
its going to be shoto

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141254
unironically who?

[Anonymous No.]

It's going to be Sykkuno, that last collab was so great after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141280
a gay faggot

[Anonymous No.]

"Why am I getting shot at" -Axel Syrios

[Anonymous No.]

>Phantomatoes

[Anonymous No.]

LEADER ON THE twitch TELLY

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141254
a gay virgin

[Anonymous No.]

regisaltare_holostars_en

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141337
Is he actually making a good decision for once?

[Anonymous No.]

This man JUST DON'T QUIT

[Anonymous No.]

BLUE BOY ON THE PURPLE TELLY
https://www.twitch.tv/regisaltare_holostars_en

RED BOY ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/BlbkjfWf7s4

[Anonymous No.]

WHO IS THE MYSTERIOUS FRIEND

[Anonymous No.]

>>46140918
She's a harmless fleshtuber but I can't understand why he likes her so much. I really like Michael though, would be cool if they collabed someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141337
i do not like the idea but if it makes the clown happy then im happy...

[Anonymous No.]

NO PERMS FOR LAST OF US

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141481
Thank God

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141481
>Sony
Goes without saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141459
Asians together strong

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141481
We knew

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141481
well walking dead was next on the list

[Anonymous No.]

i love him

[Anonymous No.]

SHOTA PILOT LOVE WAHHHH I MISSED MY GROOMABLE SON

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141459
Genshin maybe?

[Anonymous No.]

how funny will machiroons be

[Anonymous No.]

>May or may not have a guest
He's waiting for Kobo to wake up

[Anonymous No.]

AAIIEEEEEE THE CAUSE

[Anonymous No.]

>altare’s mystery guest is vesper

[Anonymous No.]

IT IS KOBO

[Anonymous No.]

>6 or 8 am for her

[Anonymous No.]

>its kobo
FUCK I HAVE TO LEAVE, I DON'T WANNA MISS KOBALT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141481
Nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141555
don't ever have expectations for vtuber fans

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141555
not very but sometimes by accident
>t. a fackin vesroon(?) machitie(?)

[Anonymous No.]

jesus when he said “she” i thought it would be lilypichu for a second

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141633
KEK sorry anon

[Anonymous No.]

>YOU IDIOT
>DUMBASS
damn flayon thats some real anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141535
So is this a girl or a guy crossdressing as one? This is important

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141633
why would you think that

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141566
i'm gonna... i'm GONNA SUPPOOOOOOORT

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141663
Remember anon, if it makes your dick hard, it's a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

irritated flayon is kind of hot and aligns with my desire to be verbally abused by him

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141663
women are spoilered /here/

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141739
ayo?

[Anonymous No.]

Flayon is a jobber....just like us machiroons....

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon didnt make it in
JOBBER JOBBER ILU

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141808
kek how do you job like that

[Anonymous No.]

I'm surprised Altare is so energetic

[Anonymous No.]

Leader cute, leader cute~!

[Anonymous No.]

Wait jackbox doesn't automatically put the host in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141832
he can maintain his energy for a long time though

[Anonymous No.]

>tranny raid
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141739
Imagining saying something kinda insensitive accidentally after's had a long day, and having him get really frustrated at you, way more aggravated than he should be of course, but so many of his words still carry some truths to your bad habits and tendencies you just can't help but cry....he realizes whats he done but...he can't take the words back even because even though he was harsh, at his word's core, its what he believes to be true of you

[Anonymous No.]

how tf does zen know altare

[Anonymous No.]

the Vshojo assist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141945
are you ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141875
Yeah, ever since I saw him do 12 hours of Pokemon without his energy level dipping once the whole time, I never doubt his stamina

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141945
Wait this is too real

[Anonymous No.]

what was Altare's rank in Valorant?

[Anonymous No.]

>she
yea... haha

[Anonymous No.]

>yagoo's basement of vtubers
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>horse

[Anonymous No.]

i don’t know who zen is

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142021
gold 2 or gold 3

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141948
corpo chuubas are usually aware of each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142047
I don't either but I doubt it matters

[Anonymous No.]

my yume flayon fantasy is making autistic noises back and forth while hanging upside off the bed

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142047
Zen is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that originated in China during the Tang dynasty, known as the Chan School, and later developed into various sub-schools and branches
next question

[Anonymous No.]

Of COURSE rpr would stop by.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142092
What happened to rpr being sweet to Altare huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142082
>upside off
what?

[Anonymous No.]

alright you guys are okay sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142092
i'm surprised he's awake

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142126
i meant to type upside down off the bed donmai i tend to accidentally skip words

[Anonymous No.]

mane-chan is watching btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142195
just like your oshi

[Anonymous No.]

hope altare gets a fat stack of cash from the subs on twitch

[Anonymous No.]

>>46142137
Same, it's cute that he showed up to watch though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>46141984
>>46142019
I'm sure Flay Flay will awkwardly make amends after and try to cheer up the situation! even if the unspoken knowledge that his ability to care for you diminishes just a little bit more each time this happens...

[Anonymous No.]

noctare stocks falling