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Hag thread?
Hag thread!

>> No.461782

Is she really a hag?

>> No.461955

MOMMY

>> No.462060
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How does hololive do it, even the older girls are perfection

>> No.462091

God damn I love my HoloHags

>> No.462096

>>462060
I want to cum inside Botan's 40 year old womb.

>> No.462477
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I love Mio

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>>461096
Hag love!

>> No.462687

>>461096
>ywn nakadashi ookami mio while she howls like a wolf
why live bros...

>> No.462923

>>461096
We can't talk about hags anymore, it is against the rules.
It's sad.

>> No.463845

>>461782
anon...your roommate reps

But yeah, she's a hag. FBK, Coco''s on the verge if she isn't already. Korone is. Botan DEFINITELY is. Polka too.

Every single one of the best holos are hags, come to think of it.
Outside of hololive, Mary and Patra are hags too.

I love our hags

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>>462923
We just had a big thread. Mio is a mommy and Korone is 92.

>> No.464853

Proof that all women need to be put in re-education camps where they watch Moe anime,wear cute outfits and cook sweets 24/7 till they graduate and get sent back to society

>> No.465711

I love hags. They're the most entertaining and intelligent ones

>> No.470962

I missed hag general, it was gone for a few days

>> No.474723

>>462687
Dear god I wish...

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25歳+: gentleman scholar
30歳+: patrician
40歳+: king-of-kings, god-on-earth

>> No.477164

>>462096
this

>> No.477290

>>477164
is

>> No.477312

>>477290
JOHN CENA

>> No.477377

Hey, they need love too.

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>>462477
>>462060
>>461096
>>477063
>>463952
>>476390

>> No.479331

How do such cute noises come out of middle age women?

>> No.479348

>>479331
Gate one, bed one, and find out

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>> No.481525

>>462060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6cwakLdvJ0

>> No.482154

I find the older members to be more on the same wave length as I am, especially when compared to the zoomers of the agency

>> No.482339
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Wanna give her a smooch

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She's got such a simple striking design.
I love Mio!

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>>482154
They're comfy without being boring and it's nice that they've stayed in the game after so many years. You never know what'll happen with the young ones.

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I love the hags so much bros, any hags on nijisanji besides Gundou?

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>>482536
Crash and burn on depression if Shion's tweets are anything to go by, shame, one of the few zoomers that I love.

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>>482468
Izumi papa is just that good.

>> No.489931

>>489511
what happened to the garlic?

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>>489468
prob not many, niji tends to focus on the jp market and I'd expect them to have younger vtubers to be more appealing

>> No.492107

Did anyone else develop a fetish for older women because of hagtubers? There's something about them being emotionally mature but acting silly that I find arrousing.

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492400

>>492107
already did but they made me appreciate them even more

>> No.492648

>>492107
I've had a milf obsession way before vtubers but actually listening to some of them made me love them even more too

>> No.494562
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>>492107
For me her age didn't affect me as much as what she has done and what she means for other Holos, like how she helped Towa with the Mario Kart Tournament, Miko with the Undoukai and even her entire Hololive career (with Subaru's help), Marine and her shitty out of touch clothing, and more.
It was kind of how the China arc created a bunch of sukonbu for Fubuki out of respect.

>> No.495249

>>492107
me

>> No.495434

>>492107
I developed a fetish for older women because they are fucking thirsty and enjoy sex. Unlike all the 20 something "asexuals" coming out lately that hate sex because they had one awkward experience once.

>> No.495536

>>492107
Already liked older women trying to be cute.

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>>492107
Hagtubers awoke a powerful thirst in me I never knew I had.

>> No.495889

We accidentally discovered the cure to pedophilia.

>> No.495912

>>492107
I've been this way for years, and the presence of hagtubers has recently exacerbated it.

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>>495889
it's true.... lolis are disgusting now and i cannot even catch a glimpse of one without retching at the perversity of the Japanese culture and wishing we nuked them three times

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>>496653
>>495889
I hate to imagine how many milf voices we lost to japanese obsession with high pitched moe voices

>> No.496878

Fuck hags.

>> No.496892

>>496878
that's the idea

>> No.496895

>>496653
>>496841
I never liked lolis very much to begin with, but this recent surge of hagtubers have turned it into pure disgust and loathing. What sort of absolute manlet would even remotely get turned on by jailbait?

>> No.496928

>>496878
Only if they give us their consent!

>> No.497035

>>496878
That's my goal.

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>>496878

>> No.497870

>>492107
Liking 30+ year old girls is hardly a fetish.

>> No.498210

>>497870
Depends on where you live or your age anon. In japan if your a woman and over the age of 25 your attractiveness to men goes down significantly with each year

>> No.498215

>>497870
Anon, I'm in my early 20s and can only speculate how my friends and family would react if they found out I want to make a woman 15 years older than me wear animal ears and go wan wan, nyaa nyaa, awoo for me. But I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be good.

>> No.498726

>>496878
yes

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>>461096
Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

>> No.498848

Who's the youngest holo?

>> No.498867
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I want to marry Korone and have a loving family with her so much bros

>> No.498888

>>498813
She was a bit overprotective at times, but we had a healthy and kind relationship growing up. No physical or mental abuse.

>> No.498973

>>498813
She forbade me from playing gta vice city because she read an article about a kid who beheaded his grandma because he think she respawn like in video game

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>>498813
The only women to ever love me.

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>>499008

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Mio-mama!

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>>498813
Very good. She gave me a very nice crucifix necklace for Christmas and said she changed out the chain that it originally came with because she thought it wasn't masculine enough for me

>> No.501057

>>498215
But if you succeeded you'd be crowned a legend by all of malekind.

>> No.502248
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Let's tone it down with the loli hating fellas, there's no need for this, both them and the hags are the best, it's the teens and young adults that are the problem.

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>>498813
I was so pampered she wouldn't even let me climb trees.

>> No.502359
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>>499241
/our/ mom.

>> No.502595

>>498848
Shion or Haachama

>> No.502640

>>481525
Sexy AND smart!

>> No.502765

>>502640
>AND
*is

>> No.502889

Mio has the best laugh I don't care if she's a hag

>> No.502926

>>463845
Is Luna a hag or is that just an old rrrat?

>> No.504647

>>498813
hold on, it's on my phone but I got the perfect pic that describes my relationship with mom and why I probably love the holohags

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>>498813
Here we go.
It probably isn't healthy and honestly ever since I noticed all of the streamers I love are older or have a motherly personality I'm honestly wondering if I need to see a shrink because of unresolved stuff

>> No.505212

>>498813
She's very loving and caring and probably what established my feelings for older women

>> No.505364

>>463845
Can you explain “roommate reps” to a newfag? I know what “roommates” refers to but don’t understand the “reps” part.

>> No.505606

>>492107
I've loved older women for a long time now, but finding ones that are into this kind of stuff feels like finding a unicorn

>> No.505640

>>492107
This is the only period in my life I can remember ever actively searching the "milf" tag

>> No.505901

>>498215
Jesus seeing that made my heart go doki doki

>> No.506377

>>505364
It comes from the /djt/ thread and from people asking for translations, nowadays pretty much is referred to as [insert thing here] reps

>> No.508009

Do you think Fubuki or Mio have love handles?

>> No.508147

>>502248
Fuck you, the older the better

>> No.508284

>>498813
I love both my parents, but I don't get along swimmingly with my mom. Don't get me wrong, it's not awkward to talk to her or anything, and I can hang out with her all day, but we're very different people with very different interests and world views, so we clash sometimes. Not like a shouting match, I think I only shouted at my ma once when I was an asshole teenager, but sometimes the conversation will drop off with an 'ok...' and we'll pause and change subject.

>> No.508466

>>498813


Basically this >>508284 but also I never really had enough time to bond with her other than when we have jokes or she explains to me another one of her memories thanks to her having to work 24/7 all my life, but other than that its a fine relationship. Though for some odd reason she states that she gets afraid of me because of my opinions and lines of thought not correlating with hers, but all in all we're both ok with eachother.

>> No.508585

>>498210
does this mean that older women in japan will throw themselves at me

>> No.508635

>>508466
My mom is a conservative and I lean more liberal than her. What can always bring us together, however, is our hatred of niggers. No, I am not joking. My mom hates niggers - gooks, chinks, slants, flips, and nips too. Needless to say she doesn't like my enjoyment of anime.

>> No.508852

>>508635
Kinda the opposite for me. My mom is liberal and I'm more conservative, and she's alright with me liking anime. But she despises my antisemitic, sexist, anti LGBT, anti immigrant, racist rhetoric. But sometimes she agrees with me when it comes to race, like we both agree Asian drivers can't drive for shit, and to be careful around blacks. She also agrees with me that old white women cannot drive, and that mexicans are retarded (funny because she was born and raised in Mexico)

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>>498813
uncomfortably conflict-free

>> No.510795

>>498210
That happen everywhere, it just that the nips are honest

>> No.510809

>>508635
Your mom sounds based

>> No.510823

>>498813
I can't stand her

>> No.511239

>>510809
She's fucking awesome, I love her.

>> No.511241

Where can I meet hags irl?

>> No.511282
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>>461096
>Mio will never smother her with her big mommy tits while ara-are gently
why even live

>> No.511334

>>511241
Depends on what you're looking for. Libraries and bookstores if you want to get with someone that's well read. Grocery stores and markets if you want to get with an older woman that can cook very well. Antique stores if you want someone who's a bit nostalgic and wants you to make them feel like they're young again. And that's only some of the possibilities.

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Does Flare belong here?

>> No.511357

>>498813
Made me smoke a pack of cigs on one sitting when I got caught smoking.
In other words, based.

>> No.511370

>>498867
please don't talk that way about my wife

>> No.511446

>>511241
hags.com

>> No.511978

>>506377
Donald Trump thread?

>> No.512130

I want to make lots of wolf kids with Mio!

>> No.512196

>>511978
Daily Jerky Thread

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https://youtu.be/mppAGm3PuTY

>> No.512358

>>492107
I have a fetish for women acting like women.

>> No.512421

>>511352
Nobody knows for certain unlike everyone else mentioned in the thread.

>> No.512678

>>498813
didn't have one.

>>492107
I'm already their age so I don't see them as hags mostly out of denial, I really like Marine's humour regardless of what her age may be.

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>> No.516998

>>498813
Whatever relationship we have can't be called a mother-son relationship

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https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1360230513814867971 Mr. Koro streaming tomorrow.

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so pure

>> No.519440

>>517887
I'm envisioning her roommate saying this so it really hurts to see it

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It's honestly hilarious that mom wolf, the one with best lewd stuff in whole hololive, is anti-lewd herself

>> No.520666

>>519713
Is she? I smell rrat

>> No.520786

>>520666
Can't you read? >>517887

>> No.521221

>>519713
Just because she doesn't want to see it doesn't mean that she's specifically against it. There's a difference between being anti-lewd and just not being interested in it.

>> No.521887

>>508009
I hope so, thicc women are best women

>> No.521927

I take it that if they are over 18 that makes them a hag eh?

>> No.521967

>>521927
No, 25 is christmas cake, 30 is hag

>> No.521971

>>521927
25 if memory serves me. OH! maybe that's a Christmas cake and a hag is, like, 35. I don't know.

>> No.521988

>>521927
Double that number and it might tell you something about some holos posted in this thread.

>> No.522020

>>494562
Mama should be declared a Japanese national treasure.

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Hags are perfect for me since I'm at or around their age!

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mio-wife

>> No.522218

>>522146
THE FUTURE IS OURS, OLD MAN

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100 new posts since I last opened the thread. how pleasant

>> No.522375

>>522287
>Tanned hag
Muh dick

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>>522375

>> No.522776

>>522392
For a hag that's one well toned body

>> No.522975

Hololive has proved to me to stop with girls my own age and go for the sweet sweet hags

>> No.523464

>>522146
This but unironically

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>>522776
She's nimble too!

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>>524062
O-oh my...did it just get really warm in here?

>> No.525275

>>512358
this

>> No.525303

>>524062
i envy the guy who gets wolf mom eventually

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>>511352
onee-sans aren't that old.
>>519713
Didn't Subaru said she saw a lewd picture on Mio's phone? I think she just doesn't want to be bombarded with it all the time.
Can't find the clip though, I hope I'm not a schizo and someone knows what I'm talking about.

>> No.529918

>>528112
Apparently she just opened a lewd tweet on accident when trying to show Subaru a crack on her screen
https://youtu.be/RElDCN4oRHI

>> No.530105

>>498813
She died when I was like 13 and now I have crippling mommy issues. Busty anime girls are a mere bandage over the gaping hole in my heart.

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>>517143
Ko'one...

>> No.534267

>>529918
That's what we all say.
>It was a pop-up mom! I swear!
stuff like that

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>>529918
Thanks anon, I'm perfectly sane after all.
Also this >>534267

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>> No.542840

>>502926
Lunas actually one of the younger ones

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>> No.546857

>>533618
God, if only she got that much red

>> No.546875

>>479788
nice

>> No.547551

Is Korone of all people seriosly hag?

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547557

Is she on-topic, or not yet?

>> No.547598

>>547557
Ina? No, at least I don't think so.

>> No.547636

>>547557
She is gonna turn 30 this year so yes

>> No.547671

>>547557
who

>> No.547770

>>508147
she absolutely has love handles

>> No.548532

>>547551
Only holo that surpasses her in term of hagness is Botan. She's the second haggiest holo.
>>547557
Makes sense she's close to being a hag since her stream has haglike qualities.

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>>498813
I share movies with her, she prob made me lust for women who look or dress maturely. Office ladies make me hard as diamonds.

>> No.549353

>>548532
lmao she's really older than Botan and Choco?

>> No.549377

>>549353
Korone is 38 or 40

>> No.549894

>>549377
Korone is 36 iirc, Botan is even older.

>> No.549953

I need to archive this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.550694

>>548532
>She's the second haggiest holo.
She's tied with Mio iirc. But Mio actually behaves like a mom so I'd put her higher in the hagness scale compared to Korone.

>> No.550702

>>549377
wew lad i thought she's 25 at most

>> No.550771

>>550694
Is Mio already a mom in real life?

>> No.550782

>>550771
No.
Not yet.

>> No.550785

>>550771
No. Yes if you count her cat.

>> No.550840

>>550782
>>550785
Why is no one wifing her up, she has milf potentials

>> No.551083

>>550782
Well, someone needs to fix that

>> No.551101

>>551083
I will do it, in the name of Shinzo Abe.

>> No.551227

>>550702
>25 years old
>she played games on release that came out in the 80's

Anon....

>> No.551499

>>550840
japanese are dumb and still believe yonger women are better
>>551227
nigga do you expect me to know everything Korone said

>> No.551566

>>551499
>He doesn't know everything his oshi has ever said.
You disgust me, just end it dude.

>> No.551568

>>551499
reps and all that

>> No.551575

>>551083
I volunteer as tribute

>> No.551635 [DELETED] 

>>550840
Man if I was there and not here I'd totally marry here. Her roommate is INCREDIBLY cute and attractive and she seems really down to earth.

Only issue is age though. There's an 8 year gap between me and her roommate's age and I'd want kids.

But ohh man I'd totally wife up someone like her. I just wish there were women like her

>> No.551640
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>>551575
get in line

>> No.551644

>>551499
stay retarded americans

>> No.551681

>>551644
enjoy your shitty zoomers give me my hags

>> No.551743

>>551499
In terms of not having tards, younger women really are better. Issues start cropping up when the woman reaches 35 and older.

Take me for example, mom had me at 38 and look where I am

>> No.551796

>>551644
>Imagine wanting to fuck zoomers who don't have experience, won't sponteanously switch to reverse cowgirl and show you their ass while riding you, likely won't agree to anal, and will constantly hit your glans with their teeth when sucking you off
I mean considering you're a nip you likely never experienced that last problem due to having a pencil dick. Also I'm not even American.

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>>551796
>>551681
I was calling him a retard for not doing his korone reps you mongoloids.

>> No.551889

>>551851
Use greentext to prevent confusion you double mongoloid.

>> No.553038
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>>537678
I want to touch that tail while she screams in pleasure.

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>>551635
Stop with the roommate talk, Mio is still the only one I never saw spammed back in /jp/.

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>>551743
>dad was 52
>mom was 40
Uh oh

>> No.553234 [DELETED] 

>>553093
We're talking about holohags, of course it's going to get into roommates if we talk about ages. Is the character of Botan in her late 30s? Is the character of Coco early 30s? Are the characters of Mio or Korone in their mid-30s? Of course not to every single one. Roommate talk is inevitable because that's the only way the talk of hags actually makes sense when talking about these qt anime CHARACTERS

>> No.553253

>>553130
Ngmi

>> No.553312 [DELETED] 

>>553234
Anon don't get the thread 404'd you retard. Korone is 90 in dog years, Mio is an ancient wolf and Botan is quite old for a white lion.

>> No.553540

How old is Fubuki?

>> No.553962

>>553540
Early 30s, well into hag territory

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>>553962
great

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>>553130
It's fine, anon. You aren't the only one.

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>> No.563163

>>559244
crazy hag

>> No.564719

Wtf mods deleted my post
That's bogus

>> No.566084

>>559244
Can't hear a thing but goddamn those eyes are magnetic.

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>>461096

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Members-only Valentine's stream at 23:00! Get kisses from baa-chan!

>> No.575814
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>> No.575959

What are the more subtle hints of being a hag?
How do you guys spot it in the first place?
Is it mostly down to their speech, demeanor, interests etc.?

On that note does senchou count as one? I feel she's more the aunt rapidly approaching her mid 30s than the mom so to speak

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>>575959
Other than the doxxfags it comes from their general personality and what they stream. Like you can tell Korone is a hag cause she streams pretty old video games all the time. You can tell Mio is hag cause she has that motherly attitude and mannerisms, plus her streams are usually pretty chill compared to the more energetic zoomers. I feels like Marine is in the process of becoming a hag and is trying to avoid it but recently has been more accepting of it

>> No.576122

>>492107
>>498813

Didn't have one. My sister is 32 this year and she was more of a mother to me than our own mother growing up. She essentially took it upon herself to raise me.

>> No.577649

>>576094
Thanks buddy

>> No.578880
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HAG LOVE!

>> No.579634

Attention gamers, please don't confuse the love for +30 women with a subhuman "mommy fetish"
Learn the difference, it could save your life

>> No.579652

>>579634
True fucking facts. I don't wanna be pampered like a child. I want to be with an adult **as an adult**.

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>ywn ask Korone to be your Valentine

>> No.580436

>>579634
>>579652
I wouldn't mind getting some motherly love and pampering, as long as it's not 24/7. Has to be the right mood and context. I have a mommy kink but I don't think about it all the time and it doesn't dominate every aspect of my life.

>> No.580562
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Smol Miosha

>> No.580762

Hag LOVE

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>>524062
She's bigger faster and smarter too
she's the first member of HoloHag crew!

>> No.583929

>>575842
>mio and cakes
Both blessed and cursed pair

>> No.586365

>>515017
I want to drink a pint of Marine's juice

>> No.586392

>>522218
WARNING WARNING

>> No.588952

Mio's ukulele karaoke is so goddamn pleasant to listen to.

https://youtu.be/RaI4x3gDo0o

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>>586365

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Why aren't you guys posting Luna?

>> No.590922
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>>575842
Miofas... Why is Izumi papa such a god? He has so many daughters but he constantly blesses us.

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>>575959
>>576094
I mimic the other anon's opinion, it's why even though Luna is technically a hag too, she isn't posted as much here, same with FBK.

>> No.591064

>>579634
>>579652
No one is posting Lamy though.

>> No.592103
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>>551743
>TFW the realization sets in

>> No.592383
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post THAT video

>> No.592700

>>489931
Fell into a depressive episode after the Apex tournament, it was not a menhera matsuri level but definitely concerning.

>> No.592738

>>497870
I guess you are correct.

>> No.592793

>>548687
Same, I get massively turned on by office ladies, far harder than young cuties who take like 3-5 minutes to get me in the mood, office ladies get me into diamond state within seconds.

>> No.592937

>>592383
https://streamable.com/iw41vs

>> No.592956

>>498813

Amazing women, lover her so much and we get along amazing.

>> No.593022

>>551743
>35 and older
You mean 30 and older, there's a reason why 25 is considered the limit in Japan.

>> No.593330

>>592937
>https://streamable.com/iw41vs
this awakens something inside me UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>> No.593546
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https://streamable.com/midhg2

>> No.593732

>>593546
Nana wills it

>> No.593759

mio's voice makes my dick hard but when she laughs she fills my soul with happiness

>> No.593810

>>593759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJBhk96C4dc

>> No.594062

>>593810
SMOK is the best thing that happened to hololive

>> No.594335

>>498813
Died when I was 2, the replacement my dad brought was nothing short of evil incarnate so I had to get rid of her to defend myself.

>> No.595093
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595093

Its both weird but cute seeing the hags in idol outfits

>> No.595219
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Mio was talking once again about how she doesn't wear pantsu to sleep.

>> No.595374

>>595219
whose that in the back? Fubuki?

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>>595374
They're husband and wife so yes of course.

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>> No.601127

>>597509
Why is Korone so goddamn sexy? I absolutely love that look.

>> No.602440
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602440

>>601127
the power of DOOG

>> No.602671

>>601127
hag power

>> No.602806

>>595219
I loved her telling Aqua's reaction to her saying that during dancing practice.
It's healthy! Grandma said it!

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>>595622
You wish FBK, you got cucked live by miofas.

>> No.602875

>>595219
do people seriously do that

>> No.603039

>>595219
>>602875
I'm pretty sure she's not even lying. Her roommate said it multiple times on NND too.

>> No.603070

>>602875
She does and she's trying to convert her friends and now viewers too.

>> No.603297

>>603070
Well it is pretty comfy, too bad about all the mosquitoes here.

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>>603039
>>603070
>ywn see the pantyless Mio

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>>602870
3D Mion...

>> No.604123

>>604002
>ywn lick the sweat off of Mio's tummy after a long session of Ring Fit Adventure

>> No.604195

>>604002
Remember what youtube took from you....

>> No.604235

>>604002
God what a shit site, imagine the other hags with a bikini model too.

>> No.604324

>>502926
She's an actual brat.

>> No.604375

>>496653
Okayu's also a hag, I suppose. If Korone's one.

>> No.604433

>>604375
>He doesn;t know.

>> No.604443

>>604375
No, there's a reason why korone is called a groomer on this board.

>> No.604485

>>604433
>>604443
I legit didn't know.

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are you taller or shorter than your oshi?

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>>604375
incorrect anon
they are the groomer and doomer pair

>> No.604580

>>604533
How tall is Botan? I'm 5'11 btw

>> No.604602

>>604533
I'm 5'6", and I love Korone, Mio, Botan, and Calli. Where do they stand?

>> No.604617

>>604580
She 166 cm or 5"5 if im not wrong in converting that.

>> No.604635

>>604558
It kinda weirds me out whenever I see Okayu lewds, I guess because I see her as a bro'.

>> No.604659

>>604602
Taller then them all, though barely with the lion

>>604635
The only way its not weird for me if its with korone

>> No.604684

>>604617
Holy shit, she's small, I thought she was 6'2

>> No.604690

>>604659
>>604602
Calli is the same heiight. my bad.

>> No.604701

>>604659
Goddammit, I want an older gf who's taller than me... I hate it.

>> No.604731

>>604684
Coco's the tallest as she's >>604580

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>korone will never throat your tail
why live....

>> No.604780

>>498813
Lovely woman. Sometimes she gets on my nerves but honestly i cant get mad at her. She has supported me for a long time even when i was a lazy dumbfuck. Other person would've told me to fuck off and get a job, but she didn't. Instead she put up with me until i got my shit together

>> No.604781

>>604533
>6ft vs 5"11

>> No.605465

>>604684
Anon, she's a Japanese woman. 166 cm makes her as tall as the avarage man over there.

>> No.607803

>>604533
Unless your oshi is Coco or you are also a tiny Japanese woman, everyone is taller.

>> No.608133

>>605465
Your right, I dunno what gave me the impression that she would tower over me, lol...

>> No.609225

>>498813
She's overprotective and highly religious and pushed it onto me to the point were I became really anxious if I didn't pray for an hour she would also scream and throw stuff if didn't want to go to church on sundays

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>>461096

>> No.618217
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618217

>>461096
Jacket Mio!

>> No.618634

>>612877
I really like the 大盛 meme

>> No.621675

>>604533
Why japs are so small?

>> No.622118

>>575959
The actual telltale sign for Korone is her cultural references. Not only does she stream lots of old games, she also refers to old ads or old anime and western cartoons/comics.
Her listener drawing is an obvious Charlie Brown reference, you don't see lots of zoomers even knowing him these days, things like that.

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Hag uprising and zoomer genocide when

>> No.624132
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Schizos will call me a zhang but i wish the dragon vtuber we got was a 40-50 year ara ara mommy and not some zoomer autist with Yakuza obsession. So much wasted concepts in holo division.

>> No.624608

How can westerners even compete, if they don't have hags?

>> No.624646

>>624580
>zoomer autist
Anonchama...

>> No.624660

>>624646
no fucking way coco is 30+ too

>> No.624766

>>612877
Any more like this? I need more lewd art that shows steam

>> No.625000

>>479480
this one in particular makes me diamonds

>> No.625075
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I love Mio, I think I'm genuinely in love with her, I made a thread yesterday explaining it, I sometimes just listen to her singing streams and cry at night
I love her with all my soul

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625100

>>462477
Me too bro

>> No.625151

>>624660
You be the judge of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CxixJx_FBo&t

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>>625075
I love her voice, her personality, and her cute laugh. I don't understand Japanese, but I can listen to her for hours without a break

>> No.625228

>>625151
she cute

>> No.625359

>>625151
nigga it's an asian woman she probably will look exactly the same at 20-40 range

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>>624766

>> No.625642

>>625075
Do your reps anon. Do it for her.

>> No.625679

>>625359
Fr
But age doesn't really matter, she could be 23 but her maturity, personality and good will and need to take care of others will always make her perfect
I swear I lift everyday just for her, I want to have a good body, so one day I may be able to look for her in Japan

>> No.625709

>>625444
Stop it with the lewds :(

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>>625075
How do you feel about it?
I was nice and dead inside, then fell in love with some foreign streamer hag all of a sudden.
Now I want to marry her, and spent hours researching her life like some creep.
If I wasn't so happy, I might think something was wrong with me.

>> No.625737

>>625444
>>625709
No, please. More. When you love a hag, you love all aspects of the hag.

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>>625709
Then have Mio and her daughter.

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>>625737

>> No.625806

>>625710
I feel confident
I don't know about stalking and such, I will see what I can do in the future, for now I just have to take my bench to 200 lbs at least

>> No.625821

https://youtu.be/lbjzQIHb2Bg

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>>625709
Grow a pair my dude.

>> No.625832

>>625744
Thank you a lot Anon

>> No.625849

>>625803
Based and Miopilled

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>hags tend to have great laughs
is this deepest lore?

>> No.625902
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>>625824

>> No.625922

>>625899
Korone's laugh fills me with energy, positivity, and motivation unlike anything else. But then again, so do the rest of the cute noises she makes.

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>>625902

>> No.625971
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>>625939

>> No.626007
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>>625971

>> No.626055
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>>497870
Anon...

>> No.626057

>>626007
Thanks for the funny comic, Anon

>> No.626127

>>626055
There is more than looks to a person though.

>> No.626158

>>625151
Based and milfpilled

>> No.626198

>>626127
You're right

>> No.626214

>>626055
why would i want a 20 yo zoomer

>> No.626217

>>625744
There is no word strong enough to express my jealousy of Ayame

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>>626217

>> No.626302
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>>626229
Don't have anymore Mio pics with Ayame in them

>> No.626315

>>626229
>>626302
I'll just pray to be Ayame in my next life, thanks for the pics anon

>> No.626619

>>625151
>everyone jokes about Botan being the adidas lion
>the real adidas wearer is Coco
lmao

>> No.626628
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>>626302

>> No.626652

How oh how did Botan do it, how does one woman go from an e-sports gamer past their prime (as far as the "industry" is concerned) to the all singing all dancing world of Hololive?

>> No.626700

>>626652
The magic of vtubing

>> No.626774
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>>626652
being incredibly based, like i wish i was even 10% this based

>> No.627059

>>498813
Don't overanalyze this guys. Your brain just notices a personality prime for motherhood and makes you want to breed. Something similar happened on /a/ recently where people thought Non Non Biyori started pandering to their father instincts only to realize it wasn't a change in the show but their biological clock....

>> No.627282

>>626652
Because it's literally the highest paying job she could get with her skillset and Hololive tries to have an idol, comedian, GFE zatsudan streamer and gamer in every gen.

>> No.627450

>>627282
>the highest paying job she could get with her skillset
Are we sure about that?

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>> No.628426

>>627450
What even are alternatives?

>> No.628657
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>>628354

>> No.628901

>>626055
That just means there’s not much competition.

>> No.629480

>>627059
>Something similar happened on /a/ recently where people thought Non Non Biyori started pandering to their father instincts only to realize it wasn't a change in the show but their biological clock....
Cute anecdote

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>>628657

>> No.629824

Why is Mio the poster girl of the HAG thread

>> No.629850

>>629824
She's the most mom-like. Also, she has really nice and fluffy ears and hair and I want to touch them

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>>629824
>>629850
This and even other holos call her Mama from time to time.

>> No.630017

>>629910
>>629850
imagine being a 3X years old and act like a wolf

>> No.630038

>>630017
>imagine being a 3X years old and act like a wolf
It's really cute

>> No.630443

These hags are way too cute https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGezoHO5qo

>> No.630509
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>>629824
Because wolf mom is irresistible

>> No.630573

>>630017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDVRKtrmM-4&t=3343

>> No.630634

>>630017
because it's FAQing cute

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>>630017
Why imagine when you can visit mom wolf stream and find out? Come on she will welcome anyone even you

>> No.630778

I honestly love the way Mio vomits, it's so clean

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>>630778
A lot of the time she has vomited I think she's just spitting.

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>>630778
i want to feed Mio cakes until she vomits on me

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Smol Miosha

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