/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura
Previous thread: >>4554212

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>>4590980
>The fact that it's down proved that she recognized that fact and agreed with those comments.
That's bullshit and you know it. These girls are performers and they take their job seriously. If they get significant pushback they get self-conscious in a hurry and you know that. It's not right to put pressure on an artist like this and say justify it retroactively because they had second thoughts.

I hope Gura talks her out of taking this so hard, but she might be asleep.

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>>4591289
>That's bullshit and you know it
No and I won't continue discussion where you speak for an opponent, have fun screaming into the void.

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Gura is too cute to continue arguing in the new thread.

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>>4591308
Don't let the door hit you in the back of the neck on your way out. Your tongue's pretty far up your own ass.

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Collection of cute Gura sounds and phrases!
https://files.catbox.moe/d7hvtk.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/03q4z0.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/ej0pta.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/hzkp0e.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/x96ag8.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/q4nj4c.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/o2np48.mp3
https://files.catbox.moe/x0bvqv.mp3

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>4591363
Thank you.

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The one time I sleep through and can't record a stream because its too early is the one time it gets privated.

Fuck deadbeats for bullying Mori into privating that shit, scuffed streams are kino.

In other words, Gura cute! Off to find the vod

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>>4591617
there's mega in general I already downloaded it

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>>4591617
>>4591639
magnet soon, i've also got the original thumbnail and description.

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>>4591639
Just found it here >>4590415 to save others time from searching for it

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>>4591328
>Gura 3AM DbD stream
>Me: so whadaya say body buddy, 3 hour nap, 2 hours ride, a late dinner and a comfy Gura stream?
>Body:
>Me: That's the spirit!

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TONIGHT

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>>4591859
sorry for the delay. here's a magnet of the privated collab. this is a vp8/opus VOD archive download and includes both the original and updated thumbnails and descriptions.

calliope mori & gawr gura, cuphead & phasmophobia 2021-06-05

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7b54a86d54bc60c6fdf21caaf842e131ae6a8dbb&dn=phasmophia&tr=udp://tracker.cyberia.is:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.port443.xyz:6969/announce&tr=http://tracker3.itzmx.com:6961/announce&tr=udp://tracker.moeking.me:6969/announce&tr=http://vps02.net.orel.ru:80/announce&tr=http://tracker.openzim.org:80/announce&tr=udp://tracker.skynetcloud.tk:6969/announce&tr=https://1.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=https://3.tracker.eu.org:443/announce&tr=http://re-tracker.uz:80/announce&tr=https://tracker.parrotsec.org:443/announce&tr=udp://explodie.org:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.filemail.com:6969/announce&tr=udp://tracker.nyaa.uk:6969/announce&tr=udp://retracker.netbynet.ru:2710/announce&tr=http://tracker.gbitt.info:80/announce&tr=http://tracker2.dler.org:80/announce

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>>4591738

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I missed the gura×mori collab, how did it go?

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>>4591363
>https://files.catbox.moe/x0bvqv.mp3

Is this her heartbeat made more defined with audio software?

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>>4592040
there were technical problems and mori PRIVATED THE VOD. you can get it from mega or bittorrent. gura was very cute!

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>>4592040
They had some technical problems, Cuphead didn't work so great on remote play, then they switched to Phasmophobia. Bunch of people bitched about the "quality" and then Calli pulled the VOD. Kinda pissed that they got to her desu it was a fun stream.

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>>4592058
it sounds like it.

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>>4592058
>made more defined
if you mean slapped audacity amplify on it then yes

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>>4592166
maybe i should listen to gura's heartbeat with my monitors and subwoofer instead of headphones more often...

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>>4592078
>>4592110
I heard gura was very sleepy during the stream, is this true?

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>>4592299
yeah, for the first 10 minutes or so it may be the best gura-who-just-woke-up i've ever heard.

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>>4592058
>listen to two loops
>deeply calm
I need to be careful with this. It feels addicting.
>>4592299
Yeah she was very sleepy when they first started playing and slowly perked up.

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>>4592299
yeah we got some nice sleepy shark at the start

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>>4592299
Cutest JWU voice ever. Mori is evil for trying to steal this from us by privating the vod

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>>4591738
Nice youtube comment!

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>something with that level of quality doesn't need to exist
Is Mori taking this way too hard? I love seeing Gura and her interact because they vibe so well. What a shame

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>>4592434
>Mori is evil for trying to steal this from us by privating the vod
Don't blame Calli, blame the assholes who think live streamers have to do everything perfectly all the time. You want maximum quality production value? Find someone that does post-production editing.

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>>4592510
>Is Mori taking this way too hard?
absolutely.

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>>4592434
>Mori wants to monopolize sleepy Gura

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>>4592434
You guys think gura went back to sleep after the stream?

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>>4592537
Calli is perfectly capable of telling those assholes to fuck off and deal with it - its called live streaming for a reason. Shits not gonna be perfect every time - its live.

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>>4592537
I'm more shocked Mori's manager and Gura gave the okay to private it than anything. She.. did ask them, right?

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>>4592792
The girls have control over their content, don't need manager permission for shit other than legal concerns

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>>4592605
She might try, but I'm expecting last minute short nap into sleep voice pt. 2

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>>4591877
>vp8
i mean vp9. i've got vp8 on the brain from typing it too many times converting twitter animations to webm.

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i went to drop off the magnet in (what i think is) the mori split thread and i'm very glad /ggg/ is like it is

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>>4593394
now isn't a good time to judge them, they're obviously going to be flooded with garbage right now

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>>4592605
Probably not easy for her. She says daylight wakes her up.

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Does someone have an archive of the mori collab stream. I missed it.

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>>4593531
See: >>4591677

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>>4593531
>>4591877

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I need a nap, waking up this early fucking sucks.

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>>4593592
Another picture that would be improved if Bloop didn't exist. REMOVE BLOOP.

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>>4593566
Holding off on cracking open a diet pepsi until later this evening. Think I might play a little DbD myself while I wait. Very excited to watch Gura hunt again, but Survivor is okay too.

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>>4593780
Why do artists insist on adding bandaids onto characters?
God damn nothing kills my boner anywhere near as quickly as that.

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>>4592058
Fuck now I have to re-listen to her ASMR again.

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Gura cute and I love her a lot!

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>>4593889
>God damn nothing kills my boner anywhere near as quickly as that.
My boner is also kill, but my urge to tear them off and lick the wound is not. Yes I am very weird. No I do not know why.

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>>4593459
Little sleep gura is best gura

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>>4593566
Are you guys vampires? I got up at 5 in the morning for work and i'm super close to leaving

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>>4594018
But she never gets enough sleep

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>>4592058
Around 160 bpm...
Either she's real nervous, caffeine, or she needs to work out more. Possibly a combination of the three....
the things you can know at a heartbeat from a heartbeat.
Actually no, it took me 15 secs to measure lul
>>4593904
Could you check this out too maybe? See if it hits anywhere near the ballpark..

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>>4593889
https://files.catbox.moe/qi4m0n.png
https://files.catbox.moe/04dwaz.png

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Bandaids are hot. They're for tiny, cute wounds. Bandages are when it gets into boner killer territory.

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>>4594137
She was definitely nervous as fuck doing that. Also if that was the first time, not the actual ASMR stream one, she was doing jumping jacks right before to get her heart beat up.

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>>4593889
the bandaids are a common trope in gura's fan art because of the story she told early on about frequently bumping into things around her home and getting bruises and scrapes.

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>>4594137
I can't hear anything.

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>>4593442
its nothing >we're not used to at this point
t. chumbeat

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>>4593889
https://files.catbox.moe/qi4m0n.png
https://files.catbox.moe/gq7c3e.png

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nervous gura cute. confident gura cute. gura CUTE

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>>4594413
WOW

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>>4594137
>Either she's real nervous, caffeine, or she needs to work out more. Possibly a combination of the three....
Well she was sharing some very intimate things. Being nervous is very understandable.

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Fucking hell. Wake up excited to watch the collab with our sharkie and Mori had to private the video due to deadbeats bullying it seems? I'm thankful for anons archiving (in vp9/opus at that) but that's some bullshit.

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>>4594086
That just means Gura is always the best

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>>4594223
Ahhh I see. So that the mic could pic it up.
>>4594248
Try doing it with a different loudspeaker Bud. It's already amplified from the original

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>>4594771
No anon, the audio isn't playing at all.

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>>4594499
she flopped big time and it was probably her manager or gura herself if the rrats are to be believed, you only missed some cute gura sleepy voice at the start, the rest honestly was hard to watch and im not a mori anti.

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>>4594499
Tech issue scuff, Mori didn't have the game installed, swap to phasmo for 2 jobs, it wasn't great but both of them seemed to have had enough fun to make it worthwhile in my book

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Had to do something and missed the collab, why is it private?

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>>4594905
Does it differ in uncomfortableness to the Lethal League stream? I just don't understand why that was kept up but this one was removed.

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>>4594995
it's not a great stream but it's mostly mediocre when the phasmo starts. Some cute moments and Gura asks Mori about making a Child in the ttrpg

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>>4591877
Thanks, anon.

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>>4594137
She was excited. Her breathing became erratic afterward, her voice shakily saying goodbye, and then she accidentally let out a small moan, followed by the sound of her gripping the mic and giving a flurry of kisses. The next few streams, she talked to chat in an especially sweet voice.
Unless that was from the other ASMR test, in which case she had just done like 90 jumping jacks before it.

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>>4595097
sweet voice Gura is the hottest Gura

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>>4593394
>i'm very glad /ggg/ is like it is
Yes, we must set a good example like Gura. No need for drama, just be happy.

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>>4594163
This girl lacks Gura's body proportions, but still, really cool cosplay.

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>>4595171
this is funny because /ggg/ frequently collapses into drama when Gura isn't happy

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>>4595224
I cant help if if im soul tethered to her. im sad when she is sad

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>>4595224
Can't make yourself better without focusing on your weaknesses, Anon.

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Alright bros I just made some cornbread batter, time to see if i will come out well in about 20 minutes.

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>>4595382
Gura would be proud.

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>>4595382
I hope it goes well, and I hope you didn't put too much sugar in it.

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>>4595382
Put jalapenos in it.

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>>4595431
Well it's too late for that, its already in the oven and I don't have any jalapenos

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>>4595382
post pics, I love seeing baking threads

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>>4595703
Ok, its still baking tho

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>>4595769
Bread looks like it's doing well. That glass could use a wipe down though ngl

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>>4595819
Yeah I noticed that after I took the picture.

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Ok heres the cornbread, says eat hot so that's what I'm doing, not bad. Tastes like Corn Pops cereal

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>>4596046
Nice. Well done anon, it looks delicious.

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>>4596046
It looks good. I've never had cornbread in my life so I can't comment too much.

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Thank god for Gura bailing out our boy this morning chumbuds. These two have my favorite energy out of any pairs in EN. Sorry about us, it's been a rough day...week

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>>4596193
>Thank god for Gura
Yes.

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>>4596193
I love seeing the two of them together and today's stream was no different. Calli is a sweetheart. She was the first EN girl I ever watched and while I'm not her gosling, I still appreciate her very much.

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would you crank her tail

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>>4596404
yes, and then I would massage her ribs while I ruin her composure by touching her gills all over

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>>4596404
Of course

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I, too, have cooked one of Gura's recipes today. It is a sandwich with raspberry jam and unreconstituted powdered peanut butter.

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>>4596703
Oh my god, it's so dry.

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>>4592537
She can disable the comments or just don't give a fuck, I blame her.

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>>4596703
>>4596743
Why did you do this to yourself, we talked about this yesterday.

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>>4596743
drink water as you eat it

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>>4596797
I agree. She was doing the latter but then gave in.

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>>4596813
I wanted to see what it was like!

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>>4596743
Keep adding more jam until it's not dry anymore.

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>>4596833
Gave in implies people were asking for it to be privated. If anyone was, I want to yell at them.

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>>4596856
I already finished eating it. I'll try that next time. I don't have anything else to do with this whole loaf of bread, so I have several of these sandwiches in my future.

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>>4596881
I woke up after the whole thing but the wording here looks very much like giving in
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1400858273536872449

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>>4596880
It's bread. Make some goddamn toast with it.

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>>4596880
Just reconstitute the peanut butter, please.

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>>4596881
I'm still frustrated that Mori's fans took sleepy Gura voice away from us so easily.

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>>4596922
NO. I will experience this dish the way my oshi described it.

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>>4596946
>>4591877

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>>4596946
I refuse to call those idiots fans.

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>>4596880
Scale of 1-10 how was it?

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I just watched the cuphead torrent. It was a fun stream. I'm not sure why Calli did that tweet. Maybe it's a monetization issue since they are using 2 different IPs (cuphead + phasmo)?

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>>4596969
I've already downloaded it but that's not my point.

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>>4596983
6. It's way too dry, but I think that can be fixed by adjusting the ratio of jam to peanut butter powder. The overall flavor and texture are different from a normal PB&J and I think it's worth continued exploration.

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>>4596956
You already did and it was shit. Do something else. Anything else.

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>>4596985
Objectively, the stream was fucked and basically had 25+ minutes of noncontent. Subjectively, I would listen to a several hours long stream of Gura and Mori just talking and don't give a fuck

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>>4597060
Same could be said about Lethal League but that's still public

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>>4597094
Which begs the question that if it had happened today would Mori have privated it?

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>>4597060
Ah, that makes senses. Fans, who love the game more than the girls, wouldn't enjoy the stream as much as the opposite.

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>>4596703
>>4596880
>he ate the end piece of bread instead of going around it until only the ends are left

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>>4591363
Last one is concerning. Was she doing pushups to failure before that particular bit was recorded?

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>>4597160
Probably some IRL or backend stuff that we dont know about, chances was that Coco started shitposting about it in their discord and she had a breakdown

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>>4592058
wow she is gonna explode!

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>>4594223
Insane hoarder here.
Can you give me the date of the stream?

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>>4597217
Of course! I use the whole loaf of bread. Using adjacent slices means they fit neatly together in the same sandwich.

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>>4597437
wasn't it the last scuffed collab with mori, when she did the vacuuming?

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I hope Gura gets some good games today and has fun. As I understand it DBD can be very hit and miss like League and Overwatch.

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>>4597491
Well, anon says it was something of a test run before ASMR. I see two ASMR streams right now, in January and March, and to my understanding there may be more. My hoard is not yet complete, hence the question.

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>>4597437
it was the members chat before the asmr, on march 22nd.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8
Is anyone saving Gura's thumbnails? Incase she changes it again

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>>4597572
In the grey leagues you'll mostly be running into idiots and solos. Once you start hitting yellow and green shit gets pretty sweaty with SWF groups on voice comms.

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>>4597625
yes, i have been making a habit of it.

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>>4597622
Good, now she will properly maniacally unwind after that fucking failure of a stream.

>>4597593
Thank you, will check.

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I miss default Gura.

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>>4595224
what can I say, im a gossiping faggot

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>>4597593
This one? My God, I honestly just clicked randomly on the timeline and it jumped at me.

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>>4597705
he's right. there are timestamps in the comments (link is to a comment):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDHmQP7kmvE&lc=Ugy_8W7OvV58JErTcxJ4AaABAg

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4597705
Jump off a bridge, they had fun and if you don't like that then you don't like Gura.

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>>4597795
Your definition of fun differs from mine greatly.

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>>4597622
>shark eat you
I'm going to have to take a cold shower for the next three hours to prepare for this.

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Gura has made me warm up to people

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i wonder if Gura is watching cats

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>>4598006
Shes smarter than that

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>>4598028
she made us watch avatar and wanted to make us watch other bad movies. she does not have more sense than that

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>>4598070
Well, Men in Tights after Spaceballs might right that ship yet,

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>>4598160
We're men!
Manly men!
We're men in tights!
Tight tights!

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>>4598302
I lost it at detachable payot hat. Mel Brooks is on record saying that he could never make such a movie nowadays, and this is a man who tried to pull off Obama's pants on camera.

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stop spoiling the movie Gura is going to watch with us, faggots

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Is DBD still on?

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>>4598563
>>4597622

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Early morning rescheduled collab and an evening stream is a lot of work. I'm proud of Gura for being so diligent.

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>pre-stream chat keep talking about the collab
they will stop by the time shes live right? they are gonna knock her off her game....

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>>4598688
Last time with the rigger drama they wouldn't, so Gura just banned the relevant terms in chat

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>>4598688
Go in and redirect. Why are you complaining here?

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>>4598903
because I never have and never wil type in chat

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>>4598959
Dont be like me, i type in chat

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Next thing you fags will say is you don't shrimp either. Disgusting.

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>>4599108
based, I bet Gura reads your chat messages sometimes too

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>>4599271
I type in chat but usually not prechat.

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>>4599351
pre-stream chat isn't logged so it's lower risk

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>>4599380
Lower risk of what

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She's not even going to be on for two and a half hours.

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>>4597987
Same. I don't mind talking to people anymore, which was definitely not the case before I started watching Gura.

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>>4599584
I mean, Gura gets the money either way and she'll still see it if she does an SC reading at the end, so he can do what he wants.

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>>4599584
She reads them, even if she doesn't read them out loud. If you want to keep it relatively discrete prechat is the place to do it. Making Gura happy is more important than chat seeing your message.

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>>4599584
I don't care he's fucking based for wanting gardening ASMR

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>>4597987
Gura makes me happy, and I want her to be happy, too.

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>>4599969
I concur. Well, any Gura ASMR will do.

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>>4599969
Out of curiosity, what types of ASMR streams does everyone want from Gura? Off the top of my head I can think of Gardening, Soft Singing/Humming, Princess/Samegaki, and Bathtub.

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>>4600220
I just want soft talking from her. Anything else is superfluous, but welcome.

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>>4600220
Date at the Aquarium w/ Shark Facts

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>>4599584
holy based

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>>4600220
I don't care as long as she's calming or sexy, preferably both. Other people can think of better ideas than me.

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>>4600220
The one i'm really hoping she does it the humming/soft singing, although I have no doubts i'll enjoy any asmr style streams that she does. I do think the beach idea that she has talked about a few times could be interesting.

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>>4599584
Quib always goes for first SC every stream

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Has gura ever acknowledged how toxic her fanbase is even indirectly?

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>>4600220
she always seems to have a better idea of what kind of stream to do than i have. all of those sound like pretty good ideas to me but ultimately i just want her to go with whatever she thinks is the best plan.

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>>4600596
Would be stupid to do so. Especially with her internet experience level.

I wonder if Cover has some sort of protocol for how to deal with such schizos for girls to follow. Like, ignore, if impossible to ignore say so and so.

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>>4600596
She has in regards to people raiding other's streams, but she just ignores the schizos which is probably for the best.

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>>4600596
Block and ignore is all you can do. Most people aren't psycho enough to actually stalk and go after them IRL, and if they are, that's when you let the police deal with it, not yourself.

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>>4600828
more like, that's why Gura owns a gun

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>>4600879
I'm grateful for that every day.

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>>4600896
cats is putting gura to sleep.. its for the best...

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>>4600879
Does she, though?

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>>4600879
I guess being in a "stand your ground" state is perfect for a streamer who somehow attracts a ton of schizos

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>>4601006
If she doesn't I've lost a potent defense against concernfagging, so I'm going to assume she does.

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>>4601006
Anybody that knows proper gun safety the way Gura knows owns a gun. She knows the rules.

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>>4600220
cuddling in bed with us whispering sweet nothings asmr!
s-since you asked. the other ideas are good, too.

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>>4601017
Some new rrat on the state she's in?

>>4601080
I read that one before in the context that she knows how to shoot one, but nothing about her having one.

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>>4601093
yeah, i am sure she's not hanging out on /k/ but i certainly get the impression she knows how to handle guns and can shoot them.

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>>4601006
42% of households in the US own a firearm. Basically, anyone here that knows anything about guns probably owns one.

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>>4601017
remind me of this
https://twitter.com/summit1g/status/1396536212387766273

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>>4601177
Thank god people don't know Gura or any other holo's actual address.

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>>4601017
>>4601133
Easy there guys, have respect for her privacy.

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So all we have on Gura and a gun is our impressions and conjecture. As it should be, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601195
cute gura. gura cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601111
this mostly
I tried the earcleaning one last night and I got to that level of relaxed where your limbs suddenly feel really heavy and you don't think you could move if you wanted to. I can't imagine how relaxed I'd be if i wasn't listening to the rice crispy kids "massaging" my ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601280
no, not really. we have her on stream during RDR2 talking about carrying a big gun around, during phogs talking about clay target shooting, and in a number of other streams making random comments indicative of gun safety knowledge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601111
I would NOT survive if she went full GFE on the next one. Seems like the ideal way to die though, so I'm all for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601519
Which slots perfectly into "impressions and conjecture", hehe.
As far as rrats go, this one is really benign, don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

gamer girl sweat collection asmr

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601280
all girls carry guns anon.... especially ones that are small and easy to physically overpower like gura. I wonder how many rapists she has shot down in cold blood already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601755
Like five at the minimum, four of them nigs on crack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601724
I don't know where you're from, but go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>4600975

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601801
All your guns will not save you from commissar Jamal and commissar Cletus, anon. Joing the glorious socialist revolution while there is still time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601279
I think read: hope anon was speaking in general about it being good for streamers, but even if he wasn't that only really narrows it down to 18 states.

If anyone happens to be able to contradict any info on pic related please let me know, I'm looking into what state I'd like to aim to move to if I ever leave bongland and gunlaws are a huge deal for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601682
Gura daki + ASMR GFE voice pack for birthday merch

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601884
>'m looking into what state I'd like to aim to move to if I ever leave bongland

Gun laws are irrelevant if you don't move to a state with a 3rd world quality of life. The higher QOL states are mostly the ones with much tighter gun control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601884
>moving to the hellhole
Stop and turn to the East right now. Plenty of land in Siberia, and they let you have your gun. And your assigned-at-birth gender.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601846
shes fading...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601884
List looks decent, although Missouri has open carry as well so that's wrong. Gun laws and self defense laws aren't exactly the same though

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601967
>Missouri has open carry
It's tracking the recent wave of constitutional carry laws being passed lately. Which IIRC means permitless, as opposed to shall-issue.

>>4601945
I'm tracking other factors, I just haven't gotten around to adding things like tax rates and cost of living to the sheet yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601887
I'll take it, but it has more punch when she's reading our chat messages and sounding more and more into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602096
I like that but having the opportunity to script out the whole thing is a different kind of good

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602145
There's something about her going off script near the end that's just so much sweeter though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602096
Honestly don't like it when she's reading the chat. A live experience is nice, but chat is still just going to attention whore. Chat just spams "yabe" half the time being fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602271
gura is really good at picking out interesting chat messages in a sea of shit. you know that by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602271
yes, but my unique comment probably stood out to her in the sea of yabes, and increased her heart rate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602375
Which is why the only interaction she had with chat during the last ASMR stream was telling them to stop spamming yabe. Because its just 100% cancer spam from people who don't understand ASMR, since everyone else is too busy relaxing to spam autism in the chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602271
>>4602375
Gura has been doing this shit for a long while. From what I'm told reading chat becomes a sub-process at some point. At first I repeated things trying to get over the rest of chat to answer a question or something. Over time I've noticed that she picks out the worthwhile things I say if I'm careful about what I say and when. She is very good at what she does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602582
Nah. Gooruh is in full control was also from chat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4597320
She's said that she has a low resting heart rate and generally bad circulation in the past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602638
Checks out with other horror stories of self-inflicted loss of consciousness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602632
That's true. Either way not a huge deal to miss out on a little joke like that in a pre-recorded pack

[Anonymous No.]

>>4601171
I live in burgerland and know a decent amount about guns but don't own one. Since it's such a big part of the culture it's pretty easy to get secondhand knowledge which makes the number of people that don't know shit about proper gun safety even sadder
>>4602582
Her telling chat that saying yabe wouldn't make her stop was one of the best parts

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602817
>faints when getting out of bed in the morning
>passes out in the bathtub

she's a living, breathing concern factory

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602944
What ASMR stream are you guys talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ykkx0loyS8
>[DBD] shark eat you
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603019
member stuff, don't worry

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603001
I would chalk up passing out in bathtub to just falling asleep. I know I do sometimes.

But the things about her hitting doors and fainting or getting up and fainting are legit terrifying. How bad of a blood pressure do you even have to have to lose consciousness like that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603063
And who says I don't have access?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4602582
>its just 100% cancer spam from people who don't understand ASMR, since everyone else is too busy relaxing to spam autism in the chat.
this is true. i made a total of two comments during that stream, sitting up to shout "YES" after she asked "would you like me to sing you a song?", because it was urgent, and sending an SC near the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603099
God gave her the siren voice because he also knew she was going to need saving many times

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603141
It's the only stream she's done with the 3DIO

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603141
Then why'd you ask? There's only 1 Gura ASMR stream to date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603099
>But the things about her hitting doors and fainting or getting up and fainting are legit terrifying. How bad of a blood pressure do you even have to have to lose consciousness like that?
Happened to me twice from extreme pain after straining ankles. My blood pressure is normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603235
I right now can see at least two.
Hence the question.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't think there could be a worse timestretch than avatar. I've been watching cats for so long

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603282
The older ones say ASMR, but just use her regular mic. They're still fun and worth watching, but aren't actual ASMR, just practice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603282
They're talking about the one that comes right before the "thank you for coming to my first asmr" community post from 2 months ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603597
Ah, so the March one. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

i want to carry gurame

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603758
Ame is pretty heavy. Will you manage?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4603926
ive been doing my /fit/ reps. I'm good. probably.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4596506
Gillplay is just the fish version of a choking fetish so that wasn't as innocent as you probably intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4605770
Do they work on land? Though choking her underwater sounds fucking hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4596506
>>4605770
https://youtu.be/XTr2KhATlFE?t=76

[Anonymous No.]

SOON

[Anonymous No.]

Bets how late she'll be? I'll say 10 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606392
She'll be on time. I beleeb

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606392
I bet right on time.

[Anonymous No.]

Can't wait for cute and funny cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606465
>>4606466
ohhh nonono

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606650
>>4606466
>>4606465
I'm gonna start stress eating now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606650
>>4606709
Kiara joined the chat.

[Anonymous No.]

new bgm?

[Anonymous No.]

4 minutes late. Not bad, shork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606738
its the lo-fi blue clapper that was on the hololive official channel

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606738
this is from the hololive lofi & chill mix. it's on the main hololive channel. i used m4acut to split it up without re-encoding a while ago if you want a copy.

https://mega.nz/folder/eQ5FTaZL#tvB22eMkYjVlgwoVDwQLSA

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606792
blue clapper is rickroll of hololive at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>4605770
Hey I was just having semi-lewd thoughts about tickling Gura's gills. If you read "choking fetish" out of that it's not my fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606842
it's a good song? yeah they are similar like that

[Anonymous No.]

i have a problem with a stiff limb and the only cure is shark ass

[Anonymous No.]

HA HA TIME FOR MURDEROUS HORNEY ENERGYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4591235
How are my David bros doing tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>started streaming 5 minutes ago
>FEET MENTIONED
Oh Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>AdmiralBahroo
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

Could you___this?

[Anonymous No.]

oh no pigbros

[Anonymous No.]

I knew it, gura went asleep, i fucking called it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607049
mating press

[Anonymous No.]

>>4596506
xylophoneposter I thought we were exclusive

YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART TAKO

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4606925
Running in fear, if they know what's good for them.

[Anonymous No.]

I fucking love hearing Gura say Vomit Mother. It tickles my humor.

[Anonymous No.]

Already two shitters bringing up other streamers in superchat.

[Anonymous No.]

>if this stream disappears
GURA don't do this to me twice in once day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607069
bold prediction anon, you nailed it

[Anonymous No.]

>if this stream disappears
Oh, you edgy shork, never change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607146
Unwanted commercial content or spam

[Anonymous No.]

>rrat
SHE'S HERE

[Anonymous No.]

>was it that bad
>I shoudl say, was the movie that bad
GURA???!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

GURA I"VE JUST GOT PEOPLE INSIDE OF ME LETSGOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.]

GOD DAMN IT

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm not as sweaty today so that's a good thing
I beg to differ.
>>4607224
https://files.catbox.moe/0lce8z.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

Ha, David escaped by not participating.

[Anonymous No.]

>4lbs of strawberries
Jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607449
>tfw my name is David
She won't kill me

[Anonymous No.]

sharing 4 pounds of strawberries with gura...

[Anonymous No.]

>rubbing gura's tummy after she eats too many strawberries

[Anonymous No.]

>cawfee~
>gween tea~
I want to watch GochiUsa with the shark

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607516
It's like she is taunting diabeetus at this point.

Then again, consuming sugar through fruit is the safest way if you have to eat it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>Always calls her favorite monsters cute
>Loves to give them headpats
Where is my cute fan art of Gura with the DbD killers?

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I love this competent vicious shark.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607656
I liked the ones of her putting the wow cute ribbon on Resident Evil monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607656
>>4607764
I can picture her taking a selfie with Wrath as he likes him the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Last DBD stream I said I didn't like the game but I actually kind of got into it thanks to Gura. Altough the sound FX still put me off a bit.

Anyway, I'm ready to enjoy this stream!

[Anonymous No.]

How wet do you think gura is from playing this?

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607980
puddle on chair, puddle on floor

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607980
Comfortably, when she goes yandere crazed murderer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4607993
Oh no, mtx

[Anonymous No.]

I want to rub my cheeks against GURA'S CHUBBY CHEEKS

[Anonymous No.]

>FEET
FEET
>FEET
FEET
>FEET
FEET
>FEET
FEET
>FEET
FEET
>FEET
FEET

[Anonymous No.]

>JAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608109
Reminder to keep it away from the radiator.

[Anonymous No.]

wait this hero 1 tap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608222
When he gets to tier 3 from his skill he can

[Anonymous No.]

WHY WAS I NOT NAMED JAKE OR DAVID WHYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.]

I WANT TO BE IN GURA'S "BASEMENT"

[Anonymous No.]

Basement party!~

[Anonymous No.]

never play dbd, what's this Myers specialty again?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm glad she got the killers she enjoys playing as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608535
evidently toggle IR vision mode and charged stab 1hk attack when he successfully stalks survivors for a while

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608535
Myers' ability charges as he stalks survivors. You see when they are highlighted white and the screen gets a little blurry? That charges up his ability. The ability modifies his terror radius, but when fully charged (when he flips his knife over) it causes him to down survivors in 1 hit.

[Anonymous No.]

there's just something so fucking hot about gura hunting down these people

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608596
>>4608597
>1hko
what? that's damn OP. thanks for explanation anons

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608535
he stalks and at tier 3 he get insta down, the trick to him is to get it to 99% and then tap stalk, get tier 3 and slap someone you caught

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608597
is it okay to leave people on the floor instead of hooking them while you have his ability at lvl 3 so you can try to down more people?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608727
Yes, that is called "slugging" and it's often necessary to achieve a 4K.

[Anonymous No.]

MUCHO TEXTO

[Anonymous No.]

A freak accident knocked my power out before the stream and I learned my mobile provider is range banned so I couldn't shitpost. I didn't miss a second of the stream though amd Gura's been cute so far.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder if you are sending her a fan letter to keep it short because Gura does not like reading

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608915
reading is for fucken nerds

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608682
It's the very calm, nonchalant, taunting tone she has when stalking her prey.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I just tuned in, did Gura say anything about the collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>Squad
Could you imagine Gura as a squad lead?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609009
Why should she? She had fun. She only said she went to sleep instantly after that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609009
She made a joking comment about the stream getting removed at the start

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4591235
Is Gura good at this game or is she just fighting noobs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609009
with Mori? If I recall correctly, no

[Anonymous No.]

Why are 3 of the survivors playing the same character? Does it not have limits?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608682
God I know. It intensifies when she's frustrated and bloodcrazed. She is so sexy it's crazy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609092
she's played a lot of survivor but is relatively new to playing killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609092
she's very experienced at it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4608955
I'm going to have to ask for the full image

[Anonymous No.]

>Gurailla Henry Stickman tomorrow
Gura, you really spoiled us...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609035

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609092
>Is Gura good at this game or is she just fighting noobs?
The last two matches were semi-competent. This match is most surely an SWF or a team of highly competent solos. She will probably not win.

[Anonymous No.]

GURA IS GETTING BLOODLUSTED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.]

she is so into this game, i love it

[Anonymous No.]

Is Gura an edgelord?

https://files.catbox.moe/7mt0zl.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609323
She loves you

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609323
Streams are so much better when she actually enjoys the game it is not even funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609324
FF is fun

[Anonymous No.]

Holy shit, did she just make a cock goes where joke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609446
>GAME DOKO
No?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609446
Yes anon, she wants to appease us

[Anonymous No.]

>Mentions Wassaap
I once again feel old.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609501
same

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609466
I am properly appeased.
Though I suppose in this case it is mutual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4591235
Gura sounds like me in college. I would wash my sheets then not put them on for a bit as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609501
She's old enough to remember it too, so don't feel too bad about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609577
Gura confirmed 35 plus

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609615
You only need to be like 25 to remember Scream movies or Scary Movie

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609649
And she is just a bit younger than that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

That megan scream

[Anonymous No.]

They pissed her off. Samegaki is activated.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd spin Gura if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

She's like 9256 or something I don't know what you guys are talking about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609701
I want to be hunted by Gura, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609762
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609501
Scary movie isn't that old bro.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609822
are you familiar with meatspin?
Gura has tail, just saying

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609847
Ohhhh I thought you meant like spinning her on your cock or something lol

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/Klaius/status/1400629292845785090

>in Elira's chat right now.
It's only the begining. Soon the dragon will consume all!
What are your thoughts Chumbuds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609926
I did. What meatspin you were thinking of?

[Anonymous No.]

fuckin' ridiculous

[Anonymous No.]

Did she really just get bodied and lose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609771
Don't we all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609952
It's weird to hear her swear like that lol

[Anonymous No.]

That was a bit too much on the fuck side. Not that I am complaining, tilting Gura will go yandere quicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609935

She's alright, my favorite NijiEN is Pomu though. Wish her the best, but then again I wish every chuuba the best. I think that's what Gura would want, too.[\spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610034
Exactly, we need to get her angrier

[Anonymous No.]

Is gura a virgin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609984
wait, you can't attack while you're holding someone?

[Anonymous No.]

So what happened there? Explain for DbD brainlet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610039
Am i alone in thinking Finana is cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609984
I'm also a bit confused by that, does it have something to do with Ghostface being obsessed with one survivor? Can she not even hurt the other ones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610081
Door stuck! Door stuck!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610063
Not anymore. She lost it the day of her tired DMC stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610063
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609935
As long as Klaius continues to draw very cute Guras, we good

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610071
apparently not, so they blocked her since she can't lunge the barricade until she dropped the body

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610063
No, I took care of that.

[Anonymous No.]

>emotional games MAKE ME REALLY ANGRY
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610081
The one used the flashlight to piss bait her into a long chase while the other two did gens and gates. Then when she picked up Laury the other two bodyblocked her into the pallet. Gura could have dropped Laury and fucked them both up, but I don't think she knows how.

Rest assured, if I ever see these motherfuckers they're going to find out what metagame is.

[Anonymous No.]

DAVID IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610166
that was hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610112
Getting fucked by Vergil doesnt count. Although it would explain why I always liked him the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Clips of Bahroo asking his chat for help getting Gura's attention to his tweet.
https://files.catbox.moe/dhg1ep.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/e8vjxi.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610177
go get em anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610081
She was carrying a person to hook, so she can't attack anymore. The hunter can't lunge the barricades either, so she was stuck between a barricade and the victims bodying her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610081
>>4610101
He can attack while holding someone but the cooldown from hitting both of them would make her time out and drop the Laurie. Typical DBD shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
>male
Fucking gross.

[Anonymous No.]

Hopefully David will push her over the yandere edge finally. The tilting is going well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
That's borderline raiding, dude can fuck right off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
He's out of his mind if he thinks Gura will collab with someone not in hololive. Even more out of his mind if he thinks having chat raid her like that will make her do it. Maybe she'll just pretend like she doesn't know who it is like when Carson tried to get her attention in her chat

[Anonymous No.]

Emotions you say?

https://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
Nice of that superchat to basically blacklist that guy from all of hololive forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
>raiding yt
fuck these literally who leeches

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
at least he's a vtuber lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610233
Forgot to add, the correct thing to do would be to drop the Laurie and chase both of them, but I don't think she knows how to drop survivors

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610100

Nah, she's cute too, but something about her feels very young. So she's more like little sister cute to me (while Gura is wife cute, go figure).

A collab between her and Gura would be pretty cute I think. It's not entirely out of the question seeing how the JP Nijis and Holos have collabed in the past, but then again, Gura IS pretty much the most popular vTuber at this moment in time, and makes me doubt something like that would happen for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

What is she going to do with a jar??

[Anonymous No.]

>we can do a jar reveal
I will goom enough to singlehandedly fill the jar if Gura commisions art of herself in the jar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
>raiding
he can go eat a dick how about

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610288
She thanked the guy for the superchat but didn't say anything about the contents.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610355
The best course of action

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
Ignoring the pseudo-raid, there's nothing really wrong with wanting to try and collab with the literal #1 Vtuber (english speaking, fuck off AI simps). As long as he doesn't come at it like he wants to be her permanent friend, what's the harm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
god I hate bahroo, I have no fucking clue how he's somehow still relevant

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610190
Gura is Nero's mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610370
he's a faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
a neckbeard too

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610370
>what's the harm?
The babiniku leveraging his chat to get another female streamer attention? That's fucking creepy.

[Anonymous No.]

Meghan is so lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610370
He's a faggot, wants to leech, he's not funny and I don't want to watch him

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
I respect Gura a lot for ghosting all these dumb clout chasers and never talking about non-hololive streamers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610567
>MUH WHORESHOUJO
>MUH STRONK FREE WOMEN
>MUH IDOL SUBVERSION
Especially compared to Kiara and Ollie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610567
Me too, it's one of her best features.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610426
>>4610554
Not arguing that, but moreso that's Gura to decide. Obviously she can tell he's a leech from 10 miles out but, had it been done more surreptitiously and not been him, it coulda just been 2 vtubers trying to communicate with one another

>Kana may one day try to knock on Gura's door
Would you deny the Poggers Fox a chance at Gura too?

[Anonymous No.]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Gura getting on Rushia's level

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610630
>Would you deny the Poggers Fox a chance at Gura too?
Yes, who the fuck is she? Jailbait zatsudan streamer, fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

This stream will be a tilting goldmine.

> MOTHER MOTHER MOTHEEEEERRRRR...THERESA

[Anonymous No.]

>This dude is throwing every barricade at Gura
>She keeps falling for it
YOU KNOW David is waiting for this Gura, stop being jebaited

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610630
He's a fag who's trying to tunnel his viewers to Gura and grab her attention, cmon. She ignored the SC of that guy too.
And again: I don't care about him and most people don't either.
The only positive thing is that these retards will donate to her no stop but she will ignore them all and keep the money.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610682
>MOTHER MOTHER MOTHEEEEERRRRR...THERESA
She's involved in trafficking, that's worse swear than original motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610690
David is providing content and yandere vibes, good job David.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610707
>She's involved in trafficking

[Anonymous No.]

David bros, we eat well for another day.

[Anonymous No.]

>DAVID
>Oh David?
>Where are you David
>DAAAAAAAAAVIIIIIIIID
She's going to dream of David tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610791
Mother Theresa was... not actually a good person.

[Anonymous No.]

what's with the bell ringing? is that a thing she's doing or is it just something her character does?

[Anonymous No.]

God I wish my name was David

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I was named David.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610881
it's invisibility bell

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610871
it feels a little forced, but she's cute so it's okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610840
>>4610871
>>4610912
>tfw my name is David

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610881
It's part of that killer's shtick

[Anonymous No.]

it's really weird when my dad's name is david.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610876
That for me is like telling to a kid Santa Claus does not exist... The fuck.
Jesus... They failed you again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4609771
kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610975
>>4610791
Nobody tell him about three popes of Vatican

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610968
Holy shit, your dad's fucking dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610928
David is a very annoying character, mostly because every single one of them has Dead Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

lots of good ₕᵤhaʰᵃs tonight

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610975

I iust googled this shit, apparently the Order of Mother Teresa was accused of it in 2018, but considering she's been long dead, can we really assume she was involved?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610968
Your dad is going to use his huge manhood to stretch every inch of your Oshi out, then introduce you to her while she's in the afterglow and has his seed slowly dripping out of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611013
>popes
Oh don't worry I know plenty of that already.
t. Italian
The Church has always been a joke since forever.
Gura is a better religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611044
you can assume important chess pieces only getting accused years after they deaths when they can't give up accomplices and networks

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610881
It makes you faster and gives you a transparent shader like from the movie Predator. You can't attack while you're "invisible."

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611151
I wish I had that bell. For uh, science.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610881
it's a BM emote that does nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611079
>Nooo, I want my rrat

Schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610630
>Kana may one day try to knock on Gura's door
Not likely. Kana's not really big on collabs, people take that one tweet way too seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611044
Even if she wasn't involved in that there are... other things... that she did in running her shelters that were pretty messed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610205
GUYS HELP ME PEER-PRESSURE GIRL INTO GIVING ME ATTENTION!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611252
Kana's more into namedropping youtubers hoping people clip the shoutouts than actually putting work into her career.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611404
>1 gaming stream for 10 zatsudans
What career?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611317
It's kinda funny how no one gave her this in her former life. People throwing money at her when she's already swimming in pools of money, offering her collab opportunities she can get on her own or with JENMa, Trying to help her crowdsource new ideas when she has a multimillion fanbase that does it for free

all that being said......if i could time travel i'd go back to HER debut video on YT and offer her the world

[Anonymous No.]

Lifting weights while watching Gura is great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611587
progressive weights with liquid load

[Anonymous No.]

>this match

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611587
i've been doing pullups and planks.
I must be the perfect specimen for her harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611714
I want to get jacked and then walk around the country in assless chaps and a cowboy hat until I attract a Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611714
Where does the buff mclargehuge narrative come from? I keep seeing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611434
I don't know who that streamer is, but I find it extremely sad and slimy to shill for yourself on a successful streamers chat and begging for attention like some kind of groveling worm. It doesn't sit well for me on a purely human basis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611804
You will attract ram ranch crew this way, not Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

GAWD DAMN I AM SEXY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4610290
>https://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4
That uncomfortable pause lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611804
>>4611854
From the human condition of wanting to breed with humans that aren't sweat fat fats i guess
Add in that Gura's a southern belle, so she very likely wants a man that isn't slouched and has muscles that don't atrophy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611936
Das shrimp of style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611936
Our reps are paying off!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611933
If that happens I can superchat her about it and she'll get a laugh out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611854
How many unkept porcine women with crazy colored hair and piercings are you attracted to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612086
Request her to cover the song at least!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4611854
I don't know that she wants a super buff guy, but she definitely wants someone that can easily carry her around.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn, shork is certainly not above throwing a jab or five at Mori. Who can blame her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612183
If I remember correctly chat was talking about it before and she said no

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612205
Do I spy a familiar copypasta here?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh shit I'm going to have to buy a bunch of stuff to try all that cornbread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612286
I am talking about this ram ranch, you see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MADvxFXWvwE

[Anonymous No.]

I want to cook a full english breakfast to share with Gura

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I could give Gura the cornbread I made today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612205
I gotta stop skipping leg day...

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612205
Gura motivated me to finally start lifting weights again. I don't want to get huge necessarily but I'd like to be noticeably in shape.

[Anonymous No.]

UUUUOOOOOOOOHHHH GURA'S FAT BUTT

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612364
Yes, I know. It was referenced in stream before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612301
I wasn't intending to reference one, but if one buried itself in my brain and is trying to worm its way out that wouldn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612397
>driving a 6 spd manual the day after leg day
Fuck me I never get used to it

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612205
>>4612397
>>4612400

Gura's roommate is no shorter or skinnier than your average American woman if the picture is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612458
I think he's just talking about IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612519
No bringing in roommate shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612437
This song would be questionable even for the pre-shark I think.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4612532
>>4612519
I think she was pretty open about being adorably smol IRL. Pictures in circulation, while being years old, corroborate.

[Anonymous No.]

Tilted Gura is cute ngl, but being cute is just too easy for her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Oh my God, Gura having a literal "y-you too" moment.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613070
hey, don't act like you haven't done it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613070
fuck you if you haven't had one too.

[Anonymous No.]

So did we ever get an update for the VA's from DMC for Gura's BDAY?
I wanted to add to this pile by contacting someone that would be a player in animal conservation, like David Attenborough, but then thought "what if it's a wash because Gura doesn't get the correlation"

[Anonymous No.]

>hey Gura I want to play xylophone with your ribs let's gooo
>"y-you too"
Should I be worried?

[Anonymous No.]

How is the vergil situation?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613091

I have and that just makes me adore her more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613119
>>4361899

[Anonymous No.]

GURA I FORGOT TO CELEBRATE MY ANNIVERSARY WITH MY WIFE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>guy forgot wedding anniversary to watch Gura
What a legend

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613188
was baleeted anon

[Anonymous No.]

i do believe this is the voice of experience speaking about how to fix an act of irresponsibility

[Anonymous No.]

Gawr "I forget how to eat on dates" Gura giving out relationship advice

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wants you to forget your anniversary with her then surprise her a few days later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613248
yeah, you can go get that post from the archive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613211
>Gives his wife some half baked apology
>"Man i could be watching my favorite shark right now but this dumb bitch wants more jewelry"

[Anonymous No.]

Hora dorufin hora doru fan
Hora dorufin doru fan doru fon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613211
Has his priorities right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613278
You could forget her bday and do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613299
If she can't understand forgetting something because Gura was streaming then maybe she shouldn't be his wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613278

What if you BOTH forget.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613264
That makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

Chumgods, how do we make sure Gura hits 3 million on her birthday?

Is it possible to organize something for it to happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613289
Arigathanks anon, lets make Gura's special day one to remember

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613384
That's a real relationship right there. Both of you are so forgetful together neither of you remember dates that are supposed to be meaningful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613384
Might be a surprisingly stable family unit. If you enjoy your time with a person every day, do anniversaries even matter anymore?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
Gura does not care about numbers and you shouldn't either

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
just stop

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
>
>
>

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
Beeg number doesn't make her happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
Does she even care at this point? Vergil/Donde idea seems much better and more personal to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
russian bots

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
she doesn't care anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613443
>>4613460
Fellow hivemind!

[Anonymous No.]

>wants to sit on shoulders
she's here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613414
Think she's resigned after 2M kinda came to her without much effort. As i recall
>WOwow 1 Million!
>Ooooh 1.5 Million
>Oh, 2 Million
>2.5 Million? Anyways...

[Anonymous No.]

>Sergeant Snake

[Anonymous No.]

collab VOD is back up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbo8zS8otzQ

[Anonymous No.]

>Ahn~
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613658
No, >we just know

[Anonymous No.]

Aaaaand now I distinctly remember preGura referencing the clap of asscheeks back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS LITTLE FUCKING SAMEGAKI!!!

[Anonymous No.]

I've never been so blessed as these past 4 minutes

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613818
It's a good meme

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613776
>Comments off

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura just have an Ollie moment? Did she just tell off her boyfriend?

[Anonymous No.]

COLONEL

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613915
Yeah because fucks will be fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613851
is there a higher res of that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613927
The fucking desk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613915
>>4613965
didnt catch that stream, something happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613927
Only if you think she's pulling a Code Geass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613776
>>4613915
what happened in this stream exactly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613915
huh, they were still on a couple of minutes ago, and I couldn't see anything toxic at the top

[Anonymous No.]

She's feeling really scrappy tonight I'm loving it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614015
No, but fuckwits kept complaining in the comments after that the stream was low quality even though that there was nothing wrong with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614015
Scuffed due to tech difficulties, people bitching about it in the comments afterwards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613915
Read the description

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614021
some technical problems. they had to switch from river city girls to the backup game, cuphead, and then had to switch to the backup backup game, phasmophobia. people complained in the comments that she hadn't prepared enough, so she privated the VOD and went to sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't DBD kinda like a first person moba?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614021
Anti-Deadbeats bitched really loud and Calli took it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614082
Someone nudge her over to MC to play with Ina

[Anonymous No.]

why'd she stop reading that one mid-sentence what'd it say

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613927
Explanation for the benefit of the autists present?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tickle gura until she goes numb

[Anonymous No.]

>getting tickled by Gura
I would absolutely fucking PANIC

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura tickling you until you lose your senses

[Anonymous No.]

GURA TICKLE TORTURE UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614129
No, not at all. It's kind of it's own genre of game.

The /vg/ threads are called "asymmetric slashers" or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614015
>>4614021
They didn't do enough prep and the Cuphead part was half an hour late & unplayable for Gura due to lag.
Some comments were calling out Calli for not installing the game beforehand and doing a test, although most didn't seems too bad. /hgg/ was a complete shitfest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614211
She's been making weird noises and just now she said "Stop that, not on stream"

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614257
>>4614232
>Mindbreak Ahegao, but it's the male
I'm okay with this

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614357
She was replying to a superchat that was larping as her desk..

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614211

She got a superchat from a "Desk-kun" about her hitting him.

It's obviously a reference to her slamming her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614357
I'll have to rewind that later, but it really could be anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614357
You are actually retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

21:24:33 DeskKun $5.00 LIAR you hit me so much.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614357
Interesting rrat if true. Timestamp and update us after

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614357
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614406
>>4614410
Clearly that anon thinks she fucks her desk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614373
So just femdom with a lolibabaa Gura?
Fucking sign me up.

[Anonymous No.]

I have really sensitive feet so tickling them would inflict the mindbroken status effect on me

[Anonymous No.]

The worst rrats are the ones created by people not even paying attention to a stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614373
Nah for real man I'd trip the fuck out. I don't like tickling. I'd rather her bite the absolute fuck out of me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614489
Well there's that one Code Geass scene maybe it's like that.

[Anonymous No.]

Her emphasis on reading jap superchats phonetically is interesting. I guess somebody WAS studying behind the scenes, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614535
Once you're numb from the tickling she'll bite you just to see how you react

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614565
I wouldn't be surprised if shes been doing some reps. She loves her chumbuds and that includes the Elevens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614589
If she makes me bleed it would be worth enduring the tickling

[Anonymous No.]

Guys where can I get meds I felt a pit in my stomach when i read the rrat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614630
You're only human, anon, do not be too hard on yourself.

Your meds are redpill writings of the Rollo Tomassi.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614565
Ai no kotoba also shored up her pronunciations a lot as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614630
You have brain damage if something like that is giving you stomach pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614762
Pronouncing stuff is one thing, but understanding phonetic glyphs is quite the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614451
100% If Ollie and Gura are creating a chuba cvcking trend...

[Anonymous No.]

>The next time I stream Devil May Cry I'll have it
She's never playing DMC again lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614630
Its called get a therapist if you are becoming that detached from reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614838
That's what the meds are for

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614630
touch grass nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614630
I'm sorry, Anon, it looks like Gura has crossed the Rubicon past HER territory and has taken it up to Ollie levels of degeneracy.

[Anonymous No.]

extractorcherds are rising, splitternerds are losing ground

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614838
>>4614967
Have you edgelords considered that anon could be just extremely lonely and starved for attention? Therapist will just milk him for money is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613776
I may be retarded but how do you search for archives in the community tab, or is that a members only thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615045
Being lonely is the consequence of something. The therapist is to fix that something.

[Anonymous No.]

>what to watch after Gura
>Tune in to Ina falling forever
Nijigirls it is for now, until Ina gets it fixed

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615090
if you're looking for gura's members-only VODs, that's unrelated to the post you replied to and there's normally no link to it on youtube dot com, but it's here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g

[Anonymous No.]

>Both Ina and Gura just lost connectivity at the same time
What sorcery is his?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615045
i like it when gura makes eye contact directly with the screen so i can pretend she's looking at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615175
It's called YouTube being fucking shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615097
No the therapist just makes you gay. the fix is lifting heavy objects

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615097
therapists are a fix to your wallet having too much money and theirs too little
if youre lonely and dissatisfied with life you go out and fix that

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not saying I believe it, I'm saying I considered it and that's what bothers me.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I ask myself that every day"
>"Why am i Shark?"
This is Ron Burgundy tier deep right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615097
I am yet to see a single therapist who actually helped somebody to get out of a rut. In the end person either does it by themselves or dragged out by friends/family or at least dire circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

Philosophy with Gura!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615174
Thanks bro.

>>4615175
>>4615219
EN Curse is real man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615231
Good. Now you go and self-reflect on that. Reconsider things. Maybe indeed start lifting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615228
As someone who has benefitted massively from therapy, you don't know shit about fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

because of the problems with my adblocker today, i've been watching with mpv. that stream outage was a mere 200 ms blip for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615303
As some who can identify homosexuals, ew!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615325
why don't you watch on holodex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615400
don't know what that is and honestly don't care

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615435
well, its multi-stream website. its neat and have built-in chat filter

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615231
Anon, Gura's boyfriend took it too far and got told off. It's not a huge deal; it's actually very common for this kind of thing to happen. The schizo talking about an Ollie Apolalypse is talking out his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615486
ah, okay. i watch two streams so rarely that i don't need a good setup for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615486
Can it filter out non-members and russians?

[Anonymous No.]

GURA BELIEVES IN YURI PREGNANCY

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615504
I'd like to see a timestamp before passing judgement.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

come on ggg don't get master baited

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615553
unfortunately no

[Anonymous No.]

oh no

[Anonymous No.]

why did she acknowledge it. Gura pls..

[Anonymous No.]

Whooops, she acknowledged the leech. By mistake, I believe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4613776
>gura's sleepy voice
CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

God twitchfag disgust me. They're that desperate to chase clout and trying to get her to collab despite the two of them not even knowing each other. Fuck these faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615780
I honestly do not see that much difference. Headphones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615842
i'm actually wondering whether the difference i perceived was because i was listening on my speakers this morning, which is extremely rare for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615231
Though not impossible, Gura's lifestyle definitely is that of either a loner, or someone who has spotty company.
She wouldn't be shoveling only cornbread into her mouth if she had a man that could at least prep a sandwich

[Anonymous No.]

Can you please stop replying to "g-guys, I've read rrats about Gura, and I feel cucked now" bait? Just tell these shitposters to kill themselves and report this garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615816
The only thing that superchat did was get that streamer blacklisted from streaming with any Holo, dont worry.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you guys shut the FUCK up about this dumb shit and post cute Gura already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615876
I mean she sounds different in the start, but it is not nearly to the Ina-who-overslept level.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615964

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615964
Gura cute Gura cute!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615964
Imagine if there was some merch of a Gura doll that size with a tail that wagged.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615933
Good, i hope so. Although we both know that Kiara will give that faggot attention. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate Kiara or anything but she gives me such a headache with how predictable she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615890
Gura lives with her two meter high blonde swede BarbieSE. This is the only pairing I am prepared to ship because they legit had chemistry together.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616101
I don't care about your opinion on Kiara, and it doesn't belong in this thread /hlgg/ tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615890
the real anti rrat is that she's mentioned multiple times how she eats whatever random shit is laying around and no chick who has a dude she can call on to get her stuff is gonna do that

[Anonymous No.]

Meidos, please clean this faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616144
Doubt a hunk/10 like that lives over by her, but hell, it's worth considering

[Anonymous No.]

>>4615603
I'll get something up after the vod goes live. It'll be a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

Quib's SC doing work, based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616259
Well, there was a lot of that. Paper plates, mold in the sink, extremely concerning food habits, fastfoood reliance and especially stretching said fastfood over time, which would also point at outright poorfag life.

Also FUCK YEAH GARDENING ASMR CONFIRMED.

[Anonymous No.]

Quib beating out pants and skeelton doomguy for best SC with this

[Anonymous No.]

>Gardening ASMR, yeah, we're gonna do that
>And then we can have a cooking stream
IMMENSE EXCITEMENT

[Anonymous No.]

Hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616259
True, the only thing to counter this are that
1) She deserves to have someone around to help out
2) Don't doubt for a second all of her former life cucks are throwing themselves at her feet offering to be literal slaves for the good life
She's in no hurry for love i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616181
Sorry. I'm just so sick of those clout chasing twitchfags. Have a cute gura as a token of my apology.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616325
Well, if there is indeed a hunk like that, she should be making many little sharks and fucking ignore us for like six days of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

CONFIRMED FOR SANDWICH

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616474
Accepted

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616392
>>4616259
>>4615890
Are you fucking implying that a man would tell a woman what to do and piss them off rather than just pump her full of cum and wallow in the moldy dishes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4614546
Unbelievable size
Indescribable feeling

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SANDWICHING WITH GURA WITH CHEESE IN BETWEEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616521
BREAD SAMMICH CONFIRMED

[Anonymous No.]

i have a hard time figuring out her views on spicy food.

[Anonymous No.]

/vt/ is shitter than usual tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed Gura eats a lot of cheese for someone who claims to hate cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616575
Tsundere

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I want a ham and swiss now

[Anonymous No.]

>Sah-mun
>Not saLmun
Americans say "ahLmund" for Almond, so why does the L get lost in Salmon?

[Anonymous No.]

>Gura's cooking show stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616575
As far as i can tell she likes a little spice, but can't handle much given her eating of the spicy doritos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616675
It's going to be amazing. I've been so excited for a cooking stream.

[Anonymous No.]

New collabs mentioned, rejoice.
Japanese pronounciation training, eh? Eh, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616696
the purple doritos aren't super spicy, but they are definitely not for people who dislike spicy food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616696
>>4616719
She should try Fuego Takis, those are pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

Keep it up anon, whatever you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

/ggg/ - Gura's Gardening & Gastronomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616753
I'm just doing my best, you too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616738
Anon she wants to keep the enamel on her teeth

[Anonymous No.]

GURA MY EARS

[Anonymous No.]

Holy fuck Gura my fucking EARS

[Anonymous No.]

LOUD

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616804
We're all gonna make it. Gura will guide us, and we will guide her.

[Anonymous No.]

she did it on purpose that time!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616719
Yes, this is why i said she likes some spice. I think something like the Ramen Haachama ate might kill her though.

[Anonymous No.]

This brat, she played it again just to laugh at us.
It's okay though, because she's cute

[Anonymous No.]

FUCKING SAMEGAKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616852
They aren't THAT spicy, they're like a step or two above hot doritos

[Anonymous No.]

kono samegaki....

[Anonymous No.]

Gura can't keep getting away with it

[Anonymous No.]

It's okay I like it when Gura assaults me

[Anonymous No.]

>>4616946
Can't be mad at her, she's CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

Another amazing stream. I love Gawr Gura a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

Two streams in one day, I feel blessed

[Anonymous No.]

SAMEGAKI

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Gura love. Gura life.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura was extra bratty today. Great stream.

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>>4616967
it's not the spice, it's the artificial lime juice they use that destroys your teeth

[Anonymous No.]

Be honest, how many of you put that shining light line in your letter to Gura and just got mogged by some fucking nerd's SC?

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Alright, boys, I'm waiting for the Vod to finish processing the chat and then I'm gonna make my Gura H noises compilation. She was definitely getting it today.

"Stop it! Not on stream!"

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>>4617210
DO IT FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.]

>global is suspiciously good this stream
>come to ggg
Oh, so that's what happened.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4617098
Either I'm getting hornier or she's getting brattier or both. The last two weeks have had more samegaki energy than every previous stream combined.

[Anonymous No.]

parasocial relationship anyone?

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>>4617385
Say what you will, be /ggg/ doesn't seem to be as hateful towards Niji, shitting on Kiara or Mori, and seems genuinely supportive.
No fucking clue what happens to Global once Gura streams are over, but i love being in here during

[Anonymous No.]

Great stream, the samegaki never fails to make me smile

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schizos gonna schizo

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>>4617516
meh, i feel the only person who has that effect would maybe be Mori, and only because she always sounds like she's ready to toss it away, and i guess that pulls on my separation anxiety strings

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>>4617516
I mean, this isn't really news, she's just becoming more aware of it.

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>>4617516
Yes. I love Gura, unironically.

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>>4617506
Thats cause she's actually playing games she enjoys and not forcing herself to play minecraft or Monster Hunter. I love both those games but Id rather watch her play shit she enjoys. The Superchat readings afterwards have been fucking great too.

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Gura called us addicting and said our relationship is working. How does it feel to have our oshi reciprocate our feelings? Not during a high or low, but on a day when she merely felt okay.

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>>4617565
It's true. She's warm, and kind, and fun to listen to.

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>>4617713
We love her and she loves us. It's a great feeling knowing that she really enjoys streaming and talking to her viewers.

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>>4617713
I'm happy that Gura is happy, and if I can be a small part of that happiness then that's a great feeling.

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>>4617713
I need a timestamp for this so I can spam it on repeat

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>>4617713
Feels good man. The life of a Youtuber and streamer can be very lonely and I'm glad we can help her just by existing.

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>>4617516
I really enjoy listening to her, she lives rent free in my heart

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>>4614357
>>4613927
https://youtu.be/7Ykkx0loyS8?t=9144
Here's the timestamp
You can clearly hear her fucking your mental sanity, fucking kill yourself retarded faggot you even made me waste time looking out for this

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>>4617713
HAPPY. Love Gura. This stream didn't help my Concern levels though. I want to have a tickle fight with Gura and don't care if I win or lose it.

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>>4617995
kek

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https://twitter.com/darkness_seo_t2/status/1397947442297987084?s=19

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>>4617995
>biting kekbait
come on now anon...

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>>4617995
>Palestine

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>>4617995
You killed such glorious NTR moment, you.

Great job, anon! Though, if she indeed lives with her two meter tall blonde swede, we will NEVER fucking know about it, because she is way too smart in the ways of opsec.

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>>4617995
get destroyed

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>>4617995
MY PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP IS BEING KEKED BY HER DESK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>4617516
it's very nice to think that she's starting to like her audience instead of being annoyed or even creeped out by us. maybe it's because the shitters are finally starting to fuck off.

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>>4618226

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>>4618244
Me gooming to the thought of her gooming to her desk is only going to enhance my parasocial relationship.

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>>4617995
Can't belive I let myself get cucked by an inanimate object, I need to get some rest

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>>4618314
It's pretty much always been that way with the members. It's nice that she's able to express it in regular streams now too.

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>>4618226
>spoiler
Yeah, we saw the power of her "offspec". She's fucking retarded.
Also, there are way more hints of her living alone rather than with someone else.
Also, even if your spoiler says the truth, I couldn't give a shit, it only rubs me off badly if it happens on stream.
Lastly: fuck you, go bait some other EN. I had a good chuckle tho, you tricked me hard because I was half falling asleep during that part and I'm ESL.

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>>4617516
Yup, and I don't even feel shame about it.

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Coffee...mmm

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I'm very happy Goomba Roomba is here to stay btw. She will probably leave someday but today is not that day.

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good stream, bad /ggg/ tonight

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>>4618314
I thought it was pretty obvious the moment she started unwinding with the songs. That glorious I BELONG in her most important song was all the confirmation I ever needed. Chills, anon, chills.

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>>4618625
The antis got buttmad when chumbuds told them to fuck off and leave Calli alone this morning.

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>>4618645
I don't have her karaokes memorized, which song are you talking about?

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>>4618621
he animated a new version with her new outfit and cat ears, but it only rotates and i guess no one made it vacuum back and forth yet...

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>>4618705
Gura doesn't even like that outfit

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>>4618698
Oh come on, crunchy rolls will forever be associated with her.

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>>4618625
It's been worse, there were still a few good moments in here.
>>4618698
I assume Country Roads

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>>4618543
And what do you have, other than five old photos outside of her control? You don't have shit.

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>>4618625
No meido to clean it up but you can obviously see the on-topic stuff so it wasn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4618773
Gross.

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>>4618812
>Only 5

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>>4618830
I got a warning for Ollie rratting

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>>4618885
Was I too generous? Is it three?

[Anonymous No.]

Let's kill this thread faster. Bait is being taken and timeloops are beginning to forge. Also it smells like moldy bread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4618925
triple that

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What am I supposed to report doxbaiting as???

[Anonymous No.]

>>4618962
off topic or trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>4618962
off topic

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>>4618961
Such treasure trove!
I am impressed.

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wtf, just now catching up to all this BS, had a looong day at fucking work and when I went to watch the collab nothing was there, had to grab them off my archive server. so far gura is being cute and mori is her usual autism self.
anyway GURA CUTE

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>>4619083
it's back up, actually, just unlisted.

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>>4619083
It was mostly pre-stream stuff that Mori got flack for, collab was pretty much fine.

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>>4618812
What are you trying to say? That her offspec is godlike? If it was she wouldn't be this fucking stupid, she's a childwoman that is not able to be good at hiding something this big, the best she can do hide is her laziness like a child does. But if you're going to tell me she's a genius actor then I kneel and enjoy being NTR'd by a master, because she's fucking good at it. She fucking cries like a baby when talking about her genmates.
Also I haven't got a shit, this is stuff I read here on this stupid ass board constantly so it's obvious that I get informed on doxxshit even without willing to.

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>>4618915
You should've been permabanned.

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Thank you, meidos

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>>4619224
relax, chumcvck.

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>>4619201
So, as I said before, you have nothing, and simply seethe.

Keep seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4619259
I wish they'd just pull the trigger and put this thread out of its misery.

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>>4619315
New /ggg/ threads are even worse than bump limit threads

[Anonymous No.]

Rewatching the vod since my internet has been so SHIT recently.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4619434
you should blame susan more readily.

[Anonymous No.]

the DBD VOD is finished processing.

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>>4619515
Thank you

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>>4619515
cool
https://streamable.com/jgm36t

[Anonymous No.]

>>4591235
Are you guys underage?

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>>4619668
i am 40 years old

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>>4619668
im chumbaby

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>>4619702
>>4619708
the duality of chumbud

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>>4619668
There's no children here for you to groom, troon.

[Anonymous No.]

I know you guys are bored because Gura is done, but come on, don't reply to the low effort bait.

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>>4619760
i just wanted to say chumbaby after i saw it get a serious reply, okay

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>>4619795
Alright, you get a pass but that's the only one for the weekend.

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[Anonymous No.]

I miss her...

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>>4619760
BUT ANON, I GOTTA keep rewinding the part where Gura read my chat message. She gave me a cute giggle.

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I'm hungry but I'm going to go to sleep instead of eating, thanks for the inspiration Gura

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>>4619907
Isn't it just the best when that happens

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>>4619125
>>4619144
I figured it was edited so I'm just watching the original stream off my media server.
and yeah it was scuffed and they should not of bothered playing a game like cuphead over remote play but hell what can you do, if you are not watching these girl for their personalities (and the faults that go with them) then idk what to tell ya.
anywhos, gura just alluded to cavity searches in prision so that's fun. what a cute shark.

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>>4619967
it isn't edited. it matches the length of my ytarchive recording and my VOD download. your recording is probably fine, too, of course.

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>>4619967
>if you are not watching these girl for their personalities (and the faults that go with them)
Oh yeah I agree generally, it's just if you follow the timeline of how everything went wrong then I understand why people were ticked off enough to post their thoughts in comments. Anyway that's all from me for off-topic.

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>>4619955
Yup, I'm glad I was able to make her laugh. Seeing her happy makes me happy.

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>>4613119
Too much of anything is a bad thing, anon. Just leave it as Dante + Vergil and let it be. She doesn't need a million random birthday messages.

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>>4619967
>their personalities (and the faults that go with them)
i feel like this is something important that people often gloss over. i'm not picking on anyone specific, but you can't just take a hololive member and say "but but what if she were fastidious and organized and planned everything in advance and got up in the morning and went to sleep at night at the same time every day and ate healthy meals all the time and blah blah blah?". you're saying "hey, what if she were literally a completely different person?"

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>>4619955
>>4620078
I made Gura worry because I made a tongue in cheek concernfag post in chat without expecting her to actually read it. I felt really bad for that and will try to be a better person in chat.

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>>4617713
>our feelings?
>our

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>>4620200
how nice of you to join us, the 108th IP in a thread on page 10

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>>4619967
>if you are not watching these girl for their personalities (and the faults that go with them) then idk what to tell ya.
Well, I did watch the entire playthrough of Okayu playing DKC2 because I suddenly felt nostalgic for the game, but yeah 95% of the time I watch for the vtuber first and game second.

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>>4620139
Its easy to point it towards Gura, especially those who are not chumbuds. For me, the only thing Gura needs to be compared to is Gura.

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>>4619907
>>4619955
Every time you guys say things like this I wish I sent more in chat because I rarely send anything.
At least I know the feeling though, because she's had good responses to my superchats

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>>4619967
You know watching them get better and improve is part of the appeal, though, right? It's not fun seeing them commit the same mistakes over and over for 9 months straight. Whether that be showing up dead tired from lack of sleep or being unprepared to stream.

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>>4620001
>>4619967
strangely, the VOD now *has* been edited. it's unclear to me how she got it republished so quickly. the correct full runtime is 01:42:56 (or :57).

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>>4591363
>https://files.catbox.moe/hzkp0e.mp3
which stream was the 4th one?

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>>4620878
What's different?

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>>4620921
i haven't checked yet, i'll pull the audio and find out.

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>>4597987
she's a literal angel

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>>4620941
>>4620921
just scanning through the seek bar thumbnails, i'm 90% sure that she just cut out the troubleshooting and cuphead and left the rest, but i'll find out for sure once i've finished getting the uncensored audio pulled out from my NAS.

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>>4620879
The members stream just before the last ASMR

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>>4621030
>i'm 90% sure that she just cut out the troubleshooting and cuphead and left the rest
Isn't that mostly the beginning? If that's the case then we lose a lot of sleepy Gura, which was the best part of the collab.

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>>4621078
oh, i agree. i intend to continue seeding indefinitely.

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>>4621096
Same here. That was the cutest sleepy Gura we've gotten yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4621096
Thanks for that, everyone deserves to see cute sleepy Gura

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>>4620921
the edit is very simple. she deleted the first 26 minutes, 36.76 seconds of the stream. the VOD as it exists now is the final 1 hour, 16 minutes, 19.28 seconds and it plays uninterrupted.

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>gorilla stream tomorrow

Holy shit, she probably got done with the deadlines as quickly as possible.

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>>4621357
During Ame's charity stream?

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>>4600220
teasing, soft talking, humming/singing, and ear licking/eating