/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

[Anonymous No.]

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Twitter: https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

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Previous Thread: >>45875493

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura cute Gura cute!

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[Anonymous No.]

Gurass

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RRAT: Gura is the catalogspammer and intentionally says things in a certain vague way so she can have ammo to shitpost about herself and laugh at the carnage

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>>45885736
>She did tell us about 10hr+ days,
Im not just talking about 10 hour days, I was just saying almost every task she does takes longer than most people. That includes things like going to the store, working on an original song, cooking, getting out of bed, and everything else. We've clearly seen she's a bit of perfectionist and all her projects end up well but she's just not good at getting things done quickly, especially things that don't have hard deadlines. Sometimes this really draws out my urge to want to support her, I wish I could help take care of day to day tasks so she could be less stressed about hololive or anything else

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2 threads???

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>>45886103
Iykyk

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>>45886194
you couldnt fit in one, so we had to make two fatfuck.

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Seems like a bummer for her to do a members only stream when she hasnt even been doing normal streams.

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Gura, please don't mention talking to guys again. I can't take it. Some random dude also got to watch her eat soba

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's really gone too far this time
I can't believe that she fucking murdered Dino Gura live on stream
I've forgiven a lot but I don't know if I can forgive this, I feel sick

[Anonymous No.]

Gura still fart shark. She still laughs at farts like a little girl. Also, Dino Gura was brutally beaten up during this stream.

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>>45886260
If that's what happens ON STREAM imagine the abuse when she goes offline...

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>>45886252
Believe it or not when you go to a restaurant usually there is at least one man there

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>>45886260
I'm still literally crying and shaking, I don't think I'll ever be able to overcome the trauma of that moment.

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I still feel so happy, I love her.

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>>45886318
nyo...

[Anonymous No.]

So did she mention not being able to find words while talking to someone or not? Did I miss that part?

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>>45886260
Im calling social services
This abuse cant go on any longer

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>>45886252
That shit pisses me off, it makes me so jealous

[Anonymous No.]

What would you do if you found out that Gooba has sat on Yagoo's lap?

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ASMRbuds, how do we feel right now?

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>>45886369
Did you also know that men were controlling her ebi bukkake during the 3d showcase? A man literally covered her in shrimp. On stream

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has anyone figured out what wooden hand from Ikea Gura got?

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>>45886479
Yeah but I was the shrimp

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>>45886455
JERKED AROUND. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS SHARK IS GONNA GET IT

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>>45886544
I was the shrimp

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>>45886504
https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/handskalad-decoration-hand-natural-90424146/

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>>45886455
Winning? I dont really know how to feel

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>>45886455
Patiently waiting for asmr lovenest

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>>45886150
i have yet to watch the members stream, is this real?

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As for the dinner with her senpai thing. She referred to them as her in the previous stream, so it wasn't with a JP Holostar.
So while that certainly would've explained why she promised to keep it a secret, it doesn't make sense from what she already mentioned, so nice try.

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>>45886600
If it was you she'd be dead right now fatfuck

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>>45886441
Same

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>>45886369
>filename
Thanks for confirming everyone talking about this is a larping retard.

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After that stream, I legitimately think she swore off personal music production after having that anxiety issue in studio. Poor sperg shark...

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>>45886455
not pessimistic but not optimistic either, we've kinda been in the yeah maybe soon phase for longer than I care to think about
that said while I'm unsure why it HAS to be themed, her having decided on that and thinking of a small noiseproofed space for it is a good sign

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>>45886446
Yagoo is like Gura's second Papa Shark
It's okey

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>>45886455
She's not gonna end up doing it. She was trying to find excuses to not do it. "It's gotta be themed." Bitch just do what you did on 3/26/21. That was the best one

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>>45886455
Optimistic. Its gonna happen

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>>45886664
If you at any point thought that "nyo" was a serious response, then you are probably retarded, anon.

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>>45886455
I will continue to enjoy the edging until she gives up on making the perfect setup and gives in.
Or until she somehow actually does get the perfect setup going

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>>45886704
It has to be themed because she got embarrassed from the first and best one she ever did. Must have been drunk that night

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>>45886764
You're mad you were caught.

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>>45886809
What do you even think a randomizer filename means?

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>>45886809
That wasn't even my post.

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>>45886704
Based off of other things she said tonight, I assume she is afraid another normal ASMR stream would be too boring and uninteresting.

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>>45886625
It's been known for a long time that most of EN refers to their guy friends as "her"

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>>45886899
go away tranny

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So what noises didn't she want us hearing for the last two years that was the reason for her not doing any other ASMR streams?

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>>45886878
Probably more that she's already done it, she doesn't want to just repeat the same thing and generally avoids that as much as possible

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I'm glad I'm easy to please because I'm on top of the world chumbies.

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>>45886972
Me violently ejaculating in the background

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I don't think she really believes everyone that says they would be okay just being around her even when she doesn't have interesting things to say
She has known from the beginning that you're all a bunch of yesmen that will compliment anything she does, just look at what she said about Reflect

I'm betting she also thinks that even though you say you love her and want to spend more time with her, she interprets that as you loving the entertaining high energy goob with lots of things to say
She doesn't believe that you would still like her if she ends in a state where she ends up leaving a lot of dead air on stream

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>>45886899
Like who? Name a single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>we were denied GuraShion eurobeat kino
https://youtu.be/XCiDuy4mrWU

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>>45887066
What if Shion laughed when she suggested it...

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>>45886455
It's been two years since the last actual ASMR and a year since the valentines one where she promised that she was gonna get those KU100 or whatever they were called so I don't really feel optimistic. would love to be proven wrong though

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I just farted

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>>45886844
It's very unlikely that the randomizer spat out two identical filenames. It means he went to this thread and saved the image using its filename.
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/44185230/#44188452

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>>45887023
i would love gira no metter what, i want ti kiss her and smell her and cuddle her

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>>45887023
I would watch a 12-hour long sleeping stream just to hear her breathing and maybe some sleep noises
But the mic would need to clearly pick up her breathing

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>>45886899
What kind of retarded ass rrat cope is this?
lol
lmao

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That special senpai is probably Coco
Of course she can't mention her name

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>>45887023
>she interprets that as you loving the entertaining high energy goob with lots of things to say
That is literally what most people mean even if they don't realize it. People say the paint drying thing but if it actually happened the entire chat would be "uhhhh wtf?" "is she okay?" in 5 minutes

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>>45887117
LOL hahaha fart on Gura

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>>45887125
I'm even more confused now. Is this post you linked supposed to be damning? This is literally just the most basic joke ever made on this board

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>>45887134
>>45887135
I'm the same and I know many other chumbuds are too, but I'm in despair that Gura will never believe that it's true

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>>45887201
It's the same filename.

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>>45887117
Ha HAAAAAA
ANON STOP HAHAHAHAHA
*wheeze*
ANON PLEASE I CA-
*hack cough*
I CAN'T WITH THIS
PLEASE AHAHAHAHAHA
OH MY GOD ANON
Hehe, you're sooo funny, anon

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>>45887188
Chat is generally pretty good at entertaining themselves. Other streamers/vtubers do sleeping streams of no content for 7-8hrs and there are still tons of viewers entertaining each other instead

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>>45887240
Are we not allowed to upload the same file twice now? I like my images, I upload them frequently

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>>45887100
Fucking brat I swear...

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>>45887239
i kniw its sad i want her to know we love all the time

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I really don't want a pre-recorded 15 minutes of broken audio mono asmr again. The Valentines thing with fauna was fun, but I want it with just her trying out different stuff.
I thought her haircut idea was good.

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I had to leave the last hour or so of the stream, looks like I missed a lot. Does she really not know how much we like spending time with her? I guess that makes a lot of her behavior make more sense now. I definitely need to watch the whole thing.

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>>45887300
Turn filename randomizer on and people won't be able to pinpoint the exact thread you saved an image from.

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>>45886621
ISRAEL
gura should take a break from /here/

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>>45887363
shaving her head bald asmr when

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>>45887188
Pretty much. I don't think people are lying when they say it, but it doesn't change the fact that she has a large audience which includes a large amount of retards who will spam chat asking her why she isn't being funny or something. It wouldn't be a problem if she was capable of not minding it but it would definitely bug her.

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>>45887420
No, that image was fake. Anon erased part of the o to make it look like cumming, even though coming means the same thing.

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>>45887367
The thing that's got everyone riled up is here
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=8778

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>>45887188
I mean, if she was literally just doing absolutely nothing for an extended period of time, yeah. But I'd be totally fine with a chill stream with some periods of downtime where not much is happening.

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>>45887507 (me)
How am I only now learning you can't embed mem streams?! Oh well the time is in the url

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>>45887507
The thing that got the real fans riled up is here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=8350s

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I want kissy tongue ear licking asmr.

[Anonymous No.]

Did Gura mention the World Baseball Final with Japan and USA? You'd think she'd at least show some interest. In fact did any holo react to it?

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>>45887436
True, given the amount of people shitting on her even thinking about doing react content for wanting to do lazy content, if she starts putting out low energy "just hang out" streams that will start again
Unless the fact that she just doesn't stream at all has lowered people's standards enough at this point

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>>45887583
I think you used to be able to and it broke

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>>45887619
No, that bitch. Not even showing support. Unbelievable

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>>45887621
Anyone who doesn't want Gura to share her memes with us is a raging fucking faggot. Speaking of which, does anyone know what plane reversing meme she was talking about? IT SURE WOULD BE FUCKING NICE IF SHE COULD PUT IT ON SCREEN FOR US

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>>45887507
Thanks. Well, even if it took all this time, I'm glad she finally is at least partially aware of how much she means to us.

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>>45887619
Some of the JP members reacted of course, because it was big in Japan and also because some of the are baseballfags. I don't see why Gura would.
>>45887740
Anon you're retarded if you think that she'd be able to put up the meme on stream. Regardless of if she did react content she'd still be beholden to Cover's copyright policies. At most she'd send it through chat.

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>>45887847
Destroy copyright so my sharkwife can talk about memes with us.

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>>45886260
The sound will haunt me for the rest of my life...

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i wonder if she had her audio sources borked again and thats why her sound was so low

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>>45887961
She likes it low. We couldn't hear her stomach noises or anything.

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>>45887740
I'm almost certain it was the scene from Airplane!

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My smol plushes were supposed to be delivered today, but nobody was home to sign for it...
They don't usually enforce the signature request so I didn't bother filling out the online release

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Chumbuds without getting offended, please answer this one question for me please.

Why do you still keep up with her? She's almost completely checked out by now. There's more alternatives than ever before, especially those that resemble 2020-21 Gura like Yuko.

Why do you still watch her?

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>>45888115
I'm literally in love with her

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>>45886260
This is the first time I've been here since late 2021. I'm in complete and total shock that there are people this deep in SCF

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>reddit spacing
>retarded anti post
Yeah, it's bait alright, and I'm sure some of you retards will still bite

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>>45887188
>People say the paint drying thing but if it actually happened the entire chat
I love her, I want to spend as much time as possible with her. She's the kinda person that I could see once you're friend with her you can sit in a room together and do two different things without speaking but it still feels like you're spending quality time together.

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>>45888207
M

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>>45888207
M

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>>45888115
>don't get offended while I shit on your oshi and peddle my literally who Gura clone #5867849
How about you go fuck yourself?

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Gura cute. If you don't reply your mother will die.

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>>45888207
M

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>>45888115
I hate Yuko. She's not funny and she's a whore. All of the traitors who dropped Gura for her deserve the rope.

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Gura?
https://twitter.com/GawrGur48732064/status/1639476265903112192?t=2pHuZ9Ob34LeCLX2FCCLag&s=19

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>>45888264
Cute?

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>>45888175
what does SCF mean

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>>45888264
Fuck you

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>>45888207
M

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>>45888264
Jokes on you, I was going to reply saying Gura was cute anyways.
>>45888207
M

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>>45888207
M

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>>45888115
Because I don't like anyone else. I've tried to watch other people but none of them give me that feeling that Gura does.

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Is it too hard to understand that Gura is unique and the best?
>>45888249
>Gura clone
Not even close.

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>>45888316
I'd need more angles to confirm but gut says too big

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>>45888264
My mom is already dead. Your powers have no effect on me, witch

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>>45888264
If I do can my mom be immortal?

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>>45888264

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>>45888115
But Yuko is an open whore and she's not nowhere near Gura's level.

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>>45888115
I'm not gonna watch your trash, nijinig

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Imagine my shock

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>>45888264
Gura cute. If you read this message that anon will die.

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>>45888264

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>>45888374
Gura is my oshi but Mumei has been scratching that Gura itch while Gura has been recovering

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>>45888379
>she resembles Gura
>a-actually she's nothing like Gura
Make up your mind, dipshit.

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>>45888264

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Oh wow, sleepy time lullaby ASMR sounds amazing. I really hope she does that.

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>>45888207
M and she was great tonight as usual. Could have used a little more details on stories but that's what Kiara is for.

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>>45888332
Subcutaneous Fat

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>>45888264
Everyone will die eventually

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>>45888264

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>>45888441
I though Mumei died?

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>>45888264

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>>45888264
Gura cute. she died a couple months ago, you have no power over me

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>>45887619
Nah, she won't. Gura knows baseball more than your average girl thanks to brother shark but she's probably not really a fan.

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Here's my hot take for today: I actually like Sweet Appetite, I like the beat. Definitely seems like a strange choice for Gura though

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>>45888430
It seems to be speaking some sort of gibberish

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>>45867117
FUCK YOU GURA DOES NOT HAVE HAIR THERE

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>>45887165
Yeah that's what I thought too. Either Coco or a Holostar

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>>45888500
She's been on break for a couple weeks, so yeah I've been suffering recently. But before that it was nice

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>>45886381
Yes she did, and it was a guy. It was Japanese words

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>>45888572
peach fuzz

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>>45888450
Don't reply to me monkey brain, you don't even know who you're quoting.

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>>45888572
Do you talk to yourself all the time or is this a one-off?

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>>45888264
nig

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>>45887619
This is Gura's oshi

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>>45888639
HAIRLESS BALD CUNNY

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>>45887847
Because you'd think Gura would have some interest in baseball. Also it's USA and Japan her two countries most relevant to her life and career.

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Gura talks about farts but I want her to talk about vagina farts aka queefs.i was gonna ask her in chat if she queefed but decided not to.

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>>45888669
hair like a kiwi, pale and wispy, standing on end when she gets goosebumps

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>>45888264
faggot

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>>45888741
NONE. NO HAIR.

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>>45888665
Shohei for holostars when

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Gura should just stream 24/7.

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>>45888264
Gura cute, but anon not cute.

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>>45888264
My mom is terminal and could die any month. You have power over me.

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>>45888264
I am shielded from your curse, but Gura is indeed cute.

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>>45888771
I don't know about you anon but I love conceptualizing the stench of guras stinky fuzzy cunny.

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>>45888264
Gura cute

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>>45888893
It is stinky with NO HAIR which is the TRUTH not your fuzz delusions

[Anonymous No.]

With all the stupid stream restrictions Capcom put on RE4, I'm glad that she's not streaming it.

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>>45888441
Not me. I tried Mumei, I find her too boring and retarded

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>>45887023
Well then i just gotta remind her that i just want to spend time with her and that she doesnt have to put on a happy face for me

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I'm feeling pretty optimistic about the future now, buds.

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if they're going to anti post I don't get why they aren't complaining that she's been spending her time marathoning breaking bad

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>>45889070
She's CUTE and COOL and FUNNY now.

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>>45888207
M

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>>45888264
Gura will die because of you

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>>45888968
>cant show puzzles
>cant show ending
>cant play with EN sub
I mean, it's fucking remake of 13 years old franchise. They are fucking retarded with all of these restrictions

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>>45888572
>>45888639
>>45888669
>>45888741
>>45888771
>>45888893
>>45888924
Alright let's settle this once and for all
http://poal.me/y6l9wo

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>>45888968
im kinda glad I didn't buy it yet, fuck supporting their retarded perms

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Gura Is Dead

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>gura: "i'm back! for real this time!"
>gura: "i gotta go back to japan to do more projects soon though"
>gura: "you guys missed me??? you wanted me to stream more??? huh??? whoa!"

>copebuds: "faith restored. the future looks very promising!"

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chumbud status?

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>>45889185
Fucking antis who think Gura is a liar voting for anything other than bald.

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>>45888115

>>45888164

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You guys should ditch your lazy lying oshi and come watch this new hot chuuba Rwag Arug instead.

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>>45889170
Don't forget it's age-restricted too!

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>>45886899
bring out the 'everything is about sex' soundpost, i really laughed at that one.

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>>45889225
my nosebleeds won't stop
like seriously they last 30 minutes and keep reoccurring several times a day for days

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>>45888264
Gura cute

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>>45889219
>gura: "you guys missed me??? you wanted me to stream more??? huh??? whoa!"
Is this the play? Just pretend you didn't know people want their vtuber to stream? I know Gura has 70IQ but this is awful

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>>45888207
M

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>>45889261
I really like the idea of her having just a bit of fuzz and lying about it out of embarrassment

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>>45889219
I won't fully believe it until she actually streams consistently for a while, but honestly I am feeling cautiously optimistic about how things will go now.

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>>45887023
I can't say how serious the rest of the chat was, but I'd certainly stick around, she'd be background to me for reading. I obviously wouldn't solely focus, but I'd definitely stick around with whatever she is doing in my ears as long as I was free.

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>>45889403
She would not lie about that by saying she's bald. That's even worse. She's proud of having a completely bald pristine cunny.

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>>45889288
I understand with age-restricted stuffs, the remake one is really graphic for general audience. But fuck nip companies for can't show ending. The same thing also happened with FF7R

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>>45886260
M M M M M MMMMMMMM

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I'm going to pallet wrap a heavy duty silicone pussy to my Gobba daki and goom like there's no tomorrow!

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>>45888115
I love her voice too much. I wish she streamed more, but even if she doesn't I couldn't bring myself to leave... but I wish she streamed more for us.

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>>45888264
Gura is very cute, but fuck you

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>>45888115
>Checked out
>Yuko
Kill yourself catalog nigger

[Anonymous No.]

I still can't believe on the itinerary of things for Gura to do, "watching the Aqua VOD" was one of the top 4.

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>>45889814
>Gura excited to watch her oshi VOD
She's just like me...

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>>45889814
watching vods of your oshi is always top priority though

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>>45889814
Well you know Aqua is her oshi and she rarely ever streams anymore and......wait a minute......

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>>45889814
Is it surprising? I mean, it's not like we don't know that she's at least in part an Aquacrew, also her streaming Minecraft is unironically noteworthy.

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>>45889939

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>>45888115
We're cucks. At least I admit it, I hope my membership money is giving Gura a happy life, I ask for nothing in return my reward is feeling satisfaction that Gura gets to live like a NEET off my back

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>>45890023
I wish I could contribute more directly to her
God knows I'll never have the opportunity to support anyone IRL, certainly no one as great as her

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>>45890023
>we
Speak for yourself you gigantic faggot.

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>>45890196
If you own a Gawr Gura membership you are a certified cuck who pays women for no content. I'm sorry.

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>>45887934
Brittany Venti still has a vendetta against Gura. Still has a bone to pick with the shark. Still hates her fish guts. Still can't pronounce her name correctly.

And yes it was the daki that prompted Brittany's renewed outrage. I wonder if Gura will ever clap back at her a second time.

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>>45890271
Who cares

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>>45890271
dont care, i will hump my shark dakis dry when it is coming

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>>45890271
Fuck off.

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>>45890526
sleep tight buddy

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>>45890271
oh nyooo anyways. Gura doesn't care about whores like this and neither should you "chumbud"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890526
goob morning

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>>45890526
Goob morning chumbie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45890271
who? And by that I mean who cares

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>>45890607
Apologies, that wasn't Gura

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>>45888115
I watched Yuko for a week giving her a serious try and ended up dropping her. She’s too trashy for me and I don’t get the comparisons to Gura. She just copies some mannerisms because she’s a fan.
If Gura isn’t streaming I just watch whoever is decent like Fauna and some indies / small corpos. Realistically no one will ever replace Gura for me, she has qualities I can’t find in anyone else. Even when she eventually graduates I’ll always consider myself a Chumbud first before anything else.

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>>45890234
Ogey cuck

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>>45887117
This looks like those vtuber bj videos

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>have to save succies every time I see them just in case they're new
why must it be this way

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>>45888264
gura cute

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>>45890710
based
>>45888264
gura cute

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>>45890271
Reported this whore to Cover

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Black t-shirt is cuter than white. Fight me Gura.

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Gura and me are getting married next week, just figured i'd let you guys know. Seriously though, as much as I want to marry her Gura seems like the kind of person that isn't ever gonna get married or if she does it won't be any time soon. It's kinda a sad thought, and I hate it.

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>>45891360
I can't save her

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>>45891360
Don’t worry, I will marry her.

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>>45891360
I think she's at the point in life where she just accepts being forever single.

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>>45891360
Gura has talked about this before, falseflagger.

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>>45891589
Been alone for 16 years. I'd never want to impose such a curse on someone else. Nobody should be that alone, for that long. That's why I MUST marry her, so she has someone to share those long cold lonely nights with.

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Day one chad here, Gura will marry me

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>>45891360
She seems like one of those very pretty, autistic volcels (voluntarily celibate) that has a combination of too high standards and extreme social anxiety.

It would take literally an anime plot line to save her.

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i got a pizza

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>>45891589
Wow just like me

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>>45891360
Whoever marries her is one lucky bastard. And it might be someone who knows nothing about Gura or hololive.

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Any new Gura stories from Ninominonininis’s return stream?

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Remember to be seiso and inviting on Gura's next stream. There will be children watching.

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>>45891940
T o T

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she sounds sooo cuddly…

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I desire for gura to place me in a glass jar submerged in her vaginal fluids near a source of heat so i end trapped by her fluids turning solid.

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>>45892172
So you want to be fossilized by Gura’s cunny ember?

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>>45891753
>too high standards
Have you been watching the same girl as the rest of us for the past 2.5 kills? That won't be the issue
>>45891589
I doubt it, but I do think she's really focusing on hololive right now instead of worrying about a relationship. That actually works out well because I can keep bettering myself to be the best I can for her

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>>45892261
You wouldn't?

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>>45890710
>fauna
>decent
During her first year sure, but not anymore.
I even dropped IRyS recently, no one does it for me like gura does. She is unique.

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>>45891940
I will for a few seconds

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>>45891940
I cant I will always comment GuraMM

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>>45892261
*amber

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>>45892294
fauna hasn't really changed at all

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>>45892294
When I say decent I mean at least worth putting on for background audio. When Gura streams she has my full attention.

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>>45892420
Last stream i watched from fauna was her Civ 5 stream, here's IRyS who was my back up chuuba.

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>>45891940
Gura is scared of corrupting children but she's happy to corrupt teenagers

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So who did she meet that shes contractually obligated to not talk about

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>>45892545
it was a joke retardchama

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>>45892472
She isn't that good either.

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>>45891625
when? you mean when she slaps someone with the idol handbook?

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>>45892558
Wheres the punchline

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test test test. this one's too long

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Gura is 24/7 on my mind, am i going insane...

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>>45892689
thats big

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>>45892689
Thank you, and all get from this is she is playing dumb, she knows but still wants us to reassure our devotion to her.

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>>45892689
Gura you ARE special

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>>45892817
beep boop

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>>45892721
She's 24/7 on my mind as well, we can't both be insane.
It's love desu!

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>>45892846
What, i am myself like that which is why i can tell.

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>>45892757
I'm gonna have to start cutting back on the algae wafers fatfuck. You are getting too wide.

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>>45892564
I don’t know what your preference has to do with what I consider decent. If you don’t like her that’s fine.

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Im gonna go back to watching my shitty romance anime now and thinking about a life with Gura...

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>>45892952
I used to like fauna but after the homo endorsement things soured.
Same goes for mumei.
They are all whores unlike gura, i can't enjoy watching whores so cancel me you cuck bastards.

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If Gura isn't over her eating anxiety why was she able to do it?

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>>45893043
>and thinking about a life with Gura...
I do this as I'm falling asleep. It's comfy, but also hurts a little bit.

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Gura's hand is smaller than a Japanese Burger King Whopper. You'd think it would be easy to find the size of this but no luck. Though I did find a Whopper that was the size of a pizza that they were selling. I don't think it could be that one she is talking about.

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>>45893238
I do that too, I like to send her nice wishes and talk to her right before falling asleep.

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>>45892817
Girls always need reassurance like this, they might know that we love them, but they want to be told. But we aren't so different, we need our love bombs too. People poopoo parasocial relationships, but I kinda think it's something beautiful, like a rare glimpse of mass love and kindness in an all too harsh hate filled world. Nigger nigger shitfart.

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>>45893154
Because she can't avoid it in certain situations? From when she originally talked about it, she's had it for a long time so I'm sure she's used to dealing with it even though she's still uncomfortable

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>>45892721
Cant stop and wont stop thinking about her

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>>45893043
Same. Romance anime. Why do I torture myself like this?

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>>45893335
So true, fuck...

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>>45893154
Gura has this thing called courage. It means doing something despite fearing it.

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>>45893154
By just living through the pain. Anxiety like that doesn't just go away. You kinda just live with it and suffer. It hurt my soul to hear her say that, wish I could be there to hug her, but that still wouldn't help. All one can do is minimizer embarrassment and maximize comfort. Poor girl though. God I love her.

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This is the worst possible time for me to be feeling sick, I couldn't even muster the strength to goom to Gura's return.

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>>45892689
holy kek, just come out and say you don't want to stream anymore.
she'll stream another 2 weeks then take a break to "practice" for the LA concert

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https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=9127
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=9127
https://youtu.be/Qb3tx1G5GVg?t=9127

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>>45893571
my tardwife is a goomer

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guys I'm pretty sure when she muted her yawn she was secretly burping

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I'm only 10 minutes into the vod...is this what heroin is? She can just be gone for weeks but just hearing her talk again is the most precious thing ever?

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>>45893769
it's called having parasocial

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It's funny how Gura is so self-conscious about her mouth noises and tummy sounds and I almost never notice them.

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>>45893799
You're right. I've been binging Fauna and Mumei in lieu of goomba's absence but only Gura makes my kokoro do the funny

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>>45891940
Don't worry lad, I will be the most obscene person out of everybody else ;]

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I want to watch Gura play monhun. It feels like if we could get her over her hurdle of thinking it's a boring stream game we'd get way more gura streams.

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>>45893153
You sound like an awfully sad person.

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>>45894173
You're a new IP which is worse.

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>>45893153
nice b8

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>>45894235
Go back to twitter or reddit or whatever normalfag platform you come from.

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>>45894274
you first

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>>45894302
Oh boy we got a dense and uninitiated tourist in here trying to fit in.

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sleep tight yuroseabuds

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>>45894302
Normal fags support whores, you idiot.

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>>45894274
He's right, you're a baiting faggot and so is everyone else shitting on Gura's friends here.

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>>45894408
Good night fren, it's time to cuddle.

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>>45894415
Gura thread, if you wanna talk about her friends you have global to do so. only her wives are allowed to be talked about which are shion and amelia, this last one requires shark cock to correct her homo loving ways.

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Good news, Mori said that they can get RE 4 perms next week.

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>>45894488
Nice. Gura will be happy to hear that.

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Hi guys! Haven't been around since holofes. Were there any noteworthy Gura mentions while I was gone? How was the members stream? Did she say anything about how things will be from now on?

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>>45894719
Just watch the member stream.

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>>45894719
Members stream NOW

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>>45894719
She's auctioning off her virginity on 4/1

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>>45894840
4th of January? That doesn't make sense.

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>>45894887
fuck off eurofag we speak American here

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>new figure shipping tomorrow
>shark stream tomorrow
It's gonna be a good day buds

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>>45894912
*english
you descendant of bread and no she cant auction off what already has been taken

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>>45894979
yeah, by me

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>>45894979
Taken by me.

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>>45895009
>>45895010
MORTAL COMBAT

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>>45894979
*You're a

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>>45895047
Donut hole

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Gura has a tiny hole for milking men.

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>>45895047
..........would

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>>45895045
Yeah, with me.

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>>45895064
you descendant of, you base lout, you son of a bitch. Learn english seanigger

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Why is Gura like this? She can't stand talking about Ame for more than a se cond.

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>>45895104
I appreciate your commitment to the bit, at least

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>>45895090
And now?

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>>45895104
*You are a
If you're from London then I understand, Muhammad.

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>>45895134
Idk, ask Ame why she got all uppity about shipping in her members yesterday

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>>45895143
and "now" what?

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>>45895165
Gura basically said it with that soundpost. She's genuinely attracted to Ame and that weirds Ame out.

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>>45895196
Nevermind anon I've realized my mistake.

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>>45895151
Go back to the turban shop abdul your "wife" wants freedom. *You son of a bitch im in. Works in the same way, you and dewi still have much to learn. English flows unlike your 3000 character bullshit

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>>45895195
>She's genuinely attracted to Ame and that weirds Ame out.
She knows Gura would rape her given the opportunity.

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>>45895348
Gura's too much of a coward to get herself raped let alone rape anyone.

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>>45895348
Based and same.

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>>45895045
ANY TIME

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>>45895195
>>45895165 (me)
I'm not a teamate, I only saw a short transcript. And it's fucking weird. Did Ame just forget they're all larping as anime girls? I don't really know what set her off

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>>45895393
Bring it beanstalk

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>>45895457
Ultra Fatfuck....

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>>45895165
Got a timestamp? i'm curious about this now.

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>>45895519
The timestamp got spammed after it happened. Archive reps.

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>>45888264
Gura is my wife

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>>45894950
what figure?, the new figures ship next year.

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>>45895664
i mean, one is on june this year and the other is next year

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>>45895664
It's not Gura related, im just excited for it.

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Anyone have the timestamp when guras talking about punching kidneys and complementing eyes right afterwards?

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>>45895718
care to reveal the figure in question?

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>>45895723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb3tx1G5GVg&t=1h54m20s

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>>45895762
thanks

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>I want to go back to Japan!! I don't know when, but I want to go before my civilization duties come back

>Would be cool if Myth and Council had one big meet up

>Would be hard to do though

From Mumei's chat

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>>45895830
Don't care about the owl.

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>>45895830
Fuck off Mumei. One Japan arc was already bad enough.

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>>45895753
It's an old Misaka figure

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Would Gura have talked about the strawberry place if Kiara hadn't posted pictures of it?

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>>45895972
No

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Wait, did Gura actually kiss Ame or something? Is that what's caused all this shipping talk to increase?

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>>45896052
No.

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Gura is always really interested every time she hears about a fan watching with friends or in public. She must have a mental image of fans watching alone, in the dark like her, that's hard to shake

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I love her more than anything!

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>>45896642
my image didn't attach...

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So Brittany Venti got her Youtube nuked and apparently the same faggots that were shilling for Vic are now trying to defend her by accusing Gura of sexualizing minors. How the fuck did they make that transition?