/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Bakers doko edition

Last thread: >>45659481

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>45677138
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey do not leave me out of the kiss

[Anonymous No.]

Did- did I do it right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45677293
BAKER LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45677195
Amen.

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>>45677281

[Anonymous No.]

Teaching the little bird bro Valo showing up to help Magni not mald in Fortnite, leader good , saw Vesper in the chats too

[Anonymous No.]

ANYWAY before we all died. I bet the voicepack is Magni running away from buff werewolf Axel

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>>45677376
LEADER LOVE

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making machina x flayon instantly fall in love with you by showing him any amount of physical affection

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5WU8llucs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5WU8llucs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV5WU8llucs
Shinri POV frame up!

[Anonymous No.]

left 4 dead will be an easy win for HQ for sure

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>>45677773
given that the only threat on VG is shinri. yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss Vesper

[Anonymous No.]

>>45677773
Yeah, even if HQ aren't that great gamers somehow most of VG is even worse

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>>45677823

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>>45677525
TEMPUS IS HEALING

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>>45677525
I'm curious of how this is going to go.
Have they mended fences or is this literally management saying 'pretend to get along to shut people up'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45678412
shut up and take your meds ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45677525
Alright in full Tempus's lore mmorpg style who will win the fight? HQ or Vanguard?

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>>45678877
I feel like Flayon alone would have a chance of winning since he has a big mech, meanwhile the others just have regular weapons

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>>45679014
>Flayon
He probably going to be nerf down to be like Machinist in ffxiv

[Anonymous No.]

>>45679014
Literally admitted Hakka can beat him w/R-tus, said it during debut Hakka most confirmed he could but he's a glass canon while powerful I single good hit from anyone would take him out.

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>>45677525
TEMPUS IS HEALING

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>>45679172
in the context of HQ vs VG he would not fighting Hakka

[Anonymous No.]

>>45679289 (me)
not be*

[Anonymous No.]

noct is playing apex on twitch and talking a bit about our team
www.twitch.tv/ohnocturnal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45679261
>blocked

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[Anonymous No.]

Vesper makes me feel so special sometimes. I’m very sure he doesn’t mean it, but as a Vesyume it makes so happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45678877
It's kinda difficult to make a fair comparison since some of the details of their world isn't well-defined at the moment.

For example, both Vesper and Hakka are magic users but there isn't a clear indication as to what their magical capabilities are. Shinri and Altare can project armor but the strength of their defenses aren't specific. On a 4vs4 situation I'd guess Shinri would be capable of out-ranging all of the HQ boys so it'd come down to him to win it for VG, otherwise I'd say HQ would win a drawn-out battle since they have somewhat of a support in Magni.

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>>45680268
The crumb of almond we got today was very cute :3

[Anonymous No.]

Between Axel, Astel, Rikka and Gamma team which holostars have the most potential to win the tourney?

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>>45681633
Probably Rikka

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>>45681633

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>>45677823
8 more hours fellow Vestie

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>>45681633
Rikka 's by far. His team is Kuzuha-tier.
Gamma is in a worse position than Axel. Astel's is probably going to be Top 10 and the most entertaining in the tourney.

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>>45677195
Amen.

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>>45680489
please elaborate

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>>45678877
VG lacks support unless Bettel goes jester duty, but then again Bettel as a jester would only have access to minor heals while Magni on HQ has access to powerful potions

[Anonymous No.]

Koiyumes... check Shinri's member's.

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>>45681743
>>45681847
Rikka's team will dominate scrims and then choke on the day of the tourney. It's Pakael's curse.

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>>45677195
>>45682262
amen... this man is dangerous...

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>>45682262
what the fuck

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>>45682373
Anon, Pakael won the first Vsaikyo.
Looking at his teams since then he was just paired with women and traps because of his high points. His team with Rikka and Leo is his best team since the first Vsai.

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>>45681633
Rikka with the best chance and Axel with the worst
Haven't seen Gamma's team but thats Qpi who also dominated the scrims last vsai and Runa who was called the female astel by this board because of her insane pokes when she debut

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>>45683086
astel should be the worst. the point cap got raised to 21 and he still picked senna and ars as teammates. he could've gotten another master player + a 3 point if he really wanted to win

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>>45683460
He went for 2 cute girls instead

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>>45677971
>>45679261
>These users were blocked by Regis Altare

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>>45683402
I like this artist but why do they larp as a 5 year old

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>>45683500
yeah, i don't think he's try harding in apex anymore which is fine since he's still fun to watch

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>>45683544
she is taking "shinri is a daddy" literally

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>>45682262
I like Shinri and I want to support all the boys but at this rate I might just let my membership expired and stick to merch because this content ain't for me.

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be an APEX customs stream today? I thought they said something about Noct sleeping so he could be up for today

[Anonymous No.]

RPR has been officially announced as Matsuri's team.
>>45683631
There's a Matsuri custom right now. Selen is there by herself.

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>>45683631
Noct was streaming like 12mins ago on the hour. Selen is awake and is on Festival's custom currently. As for the customs, they're being organized by other VSai teams so highly likely.

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>>45683460
Nah this team is literally his last year team but with multiple tournament experience

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>>45683631
axel said yesterday they were gonna take a break & not do customs today but it wouldnt surprise me if they still showed up

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>>45683697
i know, that's been his vsaikyou team since s3. but i'll take a try hard team over his team in any ranking

[Anonymous No.]

Would (you) fly to Japan to get better ping in a tournament?

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>>45683626
have you told him what kind of content you want to see? he seems most responsive to comments.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45683778
no unless i get to take my equipment with me too.

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>>45683758
Its not, I meant its a better team of his last year team

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>>45683817
Nah, I just lurk.

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>>45683908
same, what i meant is he's been picking cute girls as teammates since s3. sena and ars aren't really that better than rene and kotone man

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>>45680489
Good on you for being happy with things as they stand in the dynamic, yume, I legitimately do worry as feel sad for those who fall too deep into things having deeper meanings and whatnot. Keep enjoying him and the comfort he brings you, for as long as you can

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>>45683708
Yeah, he did say that today was going to be their rest day. And, to be honest, I kind of hope that Axel takes a serious break today, from VSAI and just in general have a lazy one. His asthma attack from earlier is still running in my mind- that has to have been scary- but he lives with his dad whom I'm positive helped greatly. Suddenly, I'm thankful that Papa Syrios bought that block wi-fi box to work from home. Though, I wouldn't be surprised if his name shows up on the roster either- new inhaler so it's ok! He'd say something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

im gonna miss rpr as coach

[Anonymous No.]

Oh Selen just asked for her teammates + coach to join on the lobby.

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>>45684291
rest day...

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>>45684291
There goes the rest day KEK
They are more than 100% on this

[Anonymous No.]

axel in? watching matsuri stream rn

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>>45684313
Maybe half a rest day if they aren't gonna stream their POV. Streaming can still be draining even they aren't paying as much attention

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684335
astel and noct is playing

[Anonymous No.]

Axel and Noct are in. No Altare, probably sleeping.

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>>45684291
Selen also mentioned joining the shibuya one today in her stream so I think they’re most likely going to join that one as well?

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post the link? I don't know where I'm supposed to go.

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>>45684291
Altare was playing fornite with Magni 4 hours ago.
He didn't sleep and just took a nap.. hopefully they don't burnout

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>>45684393
dude woke up at 2am, joined custom, streamed with hakka and then was on maglord's fortnite
mrT heInsane

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>>45684429
https://www.youtube.com/live/XeRxEkENvzQ?feature=share

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>>45684429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeRxEkENvzQ festival's pov
idk if there's an observer pov

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>>45681882
Donmai anon I'm just rambling. I do know he pays a lot of attention to his regulars, and I think I'm one of them. I'm probably going schizo but it makes me glad for defending and standing my ground about him throughout everything he went through because he has been more open and appreciative of his fans.
Trying my best to be generic without exposing myself away rofl but ye.

>>45684086
Thanks anon. I think I've learned to surround yourself with good people and avoid rrats, and I've been the happiest ever since. I hope everyone else who's very affected by rrats can do the same for themselves! I love Vesper so much.

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>>45684448
>>45684457
Thanks you two!

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>>45684028
anon despite that hes still trying his hardest to win, its his ethic to try to win in a tourney wheres everyone trying to win. also one of his proudest point joining tourney like these with 2 cute girls are looking for and seeing their growth throughout the whole things. i would say astel team is the balanced one between trying to win and being entertaining

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>>45684436
AINTNOWAY

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>>45684584
ya i get you, i was merely answering that anon who asked who's most likely to win from best to worst

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

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>>45684713
come one, let the dude rest for a bit

[Anonymous No.]

we hate 1562dff-6e48-4551-b20b-a

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684652
we are neutral to regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

we fuck regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

what is the bettel/magni shipname i NEED to know

[Anonymous No.]

are we actually the hoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684763 (me)
i blame leader for my jobbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684794
how new?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684472
I'm happy for you. I just enjoy seeing people talking about how much they love Vesper, I don't know why but this makes me happy. Thank you for sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

I think both Axel and selen really want to improve and have a sort of adrenaline rush when they see improvement, probably also because this is something they both dreamed of doing, which is why they’re playing whenever they have the opportunity to. I think it’ll do them well, especially playing with their coach, but I hope they make sure to rest well even if they’ll be up at ungodly hours. I think altare will prioritize his sleep though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684794
Magenttel

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>>45684757
>b20b-a
This looks like booba

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684843
Sleep’s literally a part of learning/improving. But most people won’t listen.

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>>45684472
Knowing not to give into the rrats or beliefs it will be a real life relationship past yume are such important skills. Even more important to have those around you that will enforce healthy behaviors in you and your circle. I’m proud to see someone thriving, thank you for sharing how you’ve improved, it makes me happy to see. And yeah, he’s a good guy

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>>45684843
Ironically, if Altare had a normal sleep sched, he can just wake up at around 8am and he'd be fine on joining the customs. On the other hand, customs starts at 10pm for Axel. Bit rough for Selen too but I think she already adjusted her sleep cycle.

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>>45684961 (me)
Or develop beliefs, I’m very tipsy and forgot words gomen

[Anonymous No.]

I think they placed fourth or fifth

[Anonymous No.]

>Jobbed to Matsuri
it's over..

[Anonymous No.]

>>45685127
Embarassing

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>>45685127
you have to remember it’s her custom so that can also influence how high her team places, it’s like with kuzuhas custom last time

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>>45685213
They didn’t even fight each other

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>>45685237
that’s not what I mean, I mean it’s most likely a lot of her viewers that joined the custom, im not saying they’re letting her win but it can happen that they go easy

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>>45685293
Oh, I get what you mean

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just a heads up for anyone watching matsuris stream, RPR is streaming it on his twitch channel with English commentary if thats more your thing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45684822
only been on vt for 8 months-ish, but ive lost the ability to find info on my own

[Anonymous No.]

>>45685616
bengay

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i reckon vesper has big, puffy, and pink nipples.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45685778
What makes you say that

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>>45683460
Masters are usually 9, not 8 like Axel. There's no way Astel was going to find an 8pt master and a 3pt player who isn't a shitter. What he has now is more balanced than that anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45685778
They're long and they come in a set of four approximately around the abdomen

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>>45685845

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>>45685845
FUCKING KEK

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>>45683460
>want to win
>2 masters + 1 shitter
roru

[Anonymous No.]

Riptare stuck in a can’t leave until you creampie room

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>>45678877
>>45678877
I assume they are fighting with the whole city of Utopia beginning on level ground with each group clumped together at a specified distance from the other. Know that there are still quite a number of unknown variables to me in canon abilities, and the stats on the guild cards are relative and have no transferable values to any real life feats or measurements so bear with me here. Racial abilities are ignored. Biggest issue is that we don't know what magic they can do which is a deciding factor on thier roles in combat as well as their versatility!! I tried thinking up a theoretical scenario for fun:

Beginning at medium-to-long range:
With the R-Trus, VG have a masive advantage. It can fly, essentially covering the user in an armored shell that can kite outside of anyones attack range while firing with the cannon. So far, I don't think anyone in HQ has the accuracy and precision required to shoot it out of the sky. Magni might come in clutch depending on what sort of explosives he can synthesize to be thrown by Axel (max DEX accuracy and chain as a sling) but that's unclear. I don't know how much smoke bombs, health and buff potions HQ has to tank the continuous bombing till the R-trus runs out of fuel. The Guild Superweapon.

Exacerbating this would be who is Shinri is a tanky mid-range archer who can evade well thanks to maximum DEX. He's strong all around and would put massive pressure on HQ to avoid headshots while being bombed or assaulted from the front. Hakka's magic abilities are unclear, but his low HP makes him weak to ranged moves at this distance like Altare's gunfire or others including magic, toxins and explosives. His Phys oriented stats would imply a less active role with ranged bombing unless he can use that MP, so he'd only go melee, alongside Bettel who sucks, when HQ approaches.

In close combat:
VG is at a massive disadvantage.
Axel is a GOD. Max STR, DEX and HP altogether imply that the force of his attacks and durability are equal to the R-Trus itself and can outspeed anyone but Shinri in sheer speed and agility. Chains allow binding of nearby opponents to handle the R-Trus if needed. Close proximity essentially negates the use of the R-Trus cannon and flight provides no real advantage. It's physical attacks risk damaging allies due to its sheer size forcing Flayon with his mid stats to fight himself or force distance. If R-Trus engages anyway, Axel can still apply pressure with his superior Phys stats. It is much harder for Shinri to land a shot without risking friendly fire and displays no specified expertise in CQC. Bettel, with all his terrible stats is always at a disadvantage. It is unknown if Phantom is powerful and can make up for it. This leaves Hakka, a low HP glass cannon, an unarmed archer Shinri and Bettel against Sowrdsman Altare, Spellblade Nowa and potentially Magni to buff them up.

Fun fact: Flayon's natural stats without the R-Trus makes hijm as strong as Vesper, and stronger than Magni and Bettel.

[Anonymous No.]

Who was Leader replying to in his deleted tweet?

[Anonymous No.]

where the fuck is APEX? I WANT APEX FOR FUCKS SAKE AAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

>>45686100
huh

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>>45686147
I had a notification of a tweet like "glad you're ok" but when I clicked it there was no tweet
It could just be twitter glitched, there have been stances recently of some tweets not showing up even with a direct link

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>>45686201
That's probably to Axel then.

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>>45686201
oh that was his reply to axel
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1638403278802395136

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>>45686201
it's fine for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45686232
>>45686275
Oh, I figured it was probably to him but didn't understand why he would delete it, but it seems like it's glitched then
Ty

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>>45686081
Sir... Vesper is a mage. He'll abuse the R-Trus out of the air like he abuses his fans. The Medium-Long range is dominated by Shinri if anything.
HQ has to decide whether they want to protect Vesper with Axel or Altare from Shinri main attacker. Whoever the odd man out is getting close with megabuffs from Magni.
Hakka and Bettel is a stupid good combo of debuffs and debilitations to buy time for R-Truss and Shinri to do their thing though.
VG either gets blown up at close range by the Axel bomb or long range from the Vesper magical offense.

Unless Vesper runs a AoE CC type of spellset if he wants to run his vampire theme for darkness/fear/summons. In which case they can dummy VG to get Axel and Magni into close range.

[Anonymous No.]

theres a major twitter glitch rn where some tweets randomly become region-locked and appear as deleted for those outside of the region it was tweeted in

[Anonymous No.]

No pov specting them?

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>>45685844
true but there's no way you're going to convince me that there's no better options than 6 point sena. that's a point scam but not in a good way

[Anonymous No.]

i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head

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>>45686613
There's nothing wrong with Sena.

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>>45686777
no.... former vestie...

[Anonymous No.]

is our team unlucky or why are they getting killed early again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687039
Hard to say without seeing POV but looks like they've been losing early fights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45686937
he betrayed us too much.

[Anonymous No.]

how many vsaikyou teams are playing today?

[Anonymous No.]

had a wet dream that I gave Vesper a viagra and we fucked like rabbits all night (he was very sexually aggressive which was hot).. I swear I do not have daddy issues

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687076
Is noct using guns?

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>>45687283
P2020 at the least

[Anonymous No.]

chibi r-tus is chibi r-tus, right? no official machiroon fan mascot yet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687381
Better than nothing I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687448
I've seen some designs floating around

[Anonymous No.]

Had a dream where Axel was using Caustic and it was so fun because he found a bug that made the gas spread more

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687381
Noc was on the killfeed with a nemesis. They are currently near snakes right now

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>>45687448
he called it C-TRUS right? or is it just a /here/ thing?

[Anonymous No.]

TSB just won a customs. Noc had weapons with no attachments but he didn't IGL.

[Anonymous No.]

Noct is just giving the other players free training.

[Anonymous No.]

What POV are you guys going with since TSB isn't streaming?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689052
>>45689071
Where are you guys watching?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687230
Get some more rest Kronii.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689302
Paka-chan
https://www.youtube.com/live/jj9sTT8OFSU?feature=share

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689071
>>45689292
im watching rpr since hes giving english commentary
https://www.twitch.tv/rprx

[Anonymous No.]

>>45687201
Lobby is 80% viewers.

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>>45689380 (me)
oops tagged the wrong post, sorry :3

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689052
He can't igl, but he can still suggest calls I think.

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>>45689302
Rpr's stream. He joined TSB VC for a bit to slap Noc on the wrist lol. He is 100% focused on coaching his team though. I'm only here because im picking up some JP listening practice with an added bonus of comparing my own translation to Squid's.

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[Anonymous No.]

Watching Noct play is fun, active pros are a different level

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689854
I want to do unspeakable things to altare.

[Anonymous No.]

Matsuri just dived into Paka's team kek

[Anonymous No.]

Noc too op even with a p2020 holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689854
Magni's back ports...

[Anonymous No.]

Cute anim
https://twitter.com/_yukinayee/status/1638480647806238720

[Anonymous No.]

>>45690578
The viewers teams are keeping up though. These people not playing around.

[Anonymous No.]

ENTER GORILLA

[Anonymous No.]

Can EN go live now? Wondering if Axel will stream at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45691279
Selen is going solo. Axel probably finishing up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45691252
EXIT TSB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45690932
Cute!

I know Noct will do a great job, but I really wish rpr was their coach. The chemistry is too real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45691325
Ah ok thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45691279
I think he called it quits for today. Selen might go solo for the rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45690932
TOT cute…CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45691325
>>45691367
That's good. Dingo needs to rest. It's counter-productive to not take breaks.

[Anonymous No.]

That Selen-dtto team doesn't need any handicap. That Team 8 is scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45690932
I love them a lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45690932

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>>45692280
CMERE YOU LITTLE ONAHOLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45692381
ANON NO

[Anonymous No.]

I need this to be real.

[Anonymous No.]

scaly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45692916
I need more axmag snuggles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45683544
Because loli is based

[Anonymous No.]

Give it to me, /mans/
How likely are Snakebite to get top 5 with a washed predator, overheated igl and one trick pony?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
Very low. Top 15 maybe

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna take a shit on aniki's bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45683544
Did Axel really said that? Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
Not last at least and maybe Selen is gonna cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
Gorilla, Pakael, Kuzuha, Tsuna, Noa, Hayun and Runa's teams are all way better. Even top 10 would be a miracle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693222
I just need them to hug once. Please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
I believe in top 10 dream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
>>45693417
Fuck that, they're winning. I'm manifesting it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693549
manifesting what? jobbing skills?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
Imagine every team has a progress bar starting from when they were announced. Axel's is in Top 10 now :^)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693549
Look at this dumb anon actually believing haha me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693585
RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693331
I'll be the devil's advocate and say a generous "not impossible".. if they practice almost every day as a full team + coach and study playstyles of the biggest fish. I've seen crazy improvement in dedicated teams before, they just have to put in more hours/effort than those that already have.

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>>45693585
*matingpress*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693632
That’s not how you use that term

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693585
Why does this fucker flirt with EVERY girl he EVER interacts with EVER?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOGCskGsEBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PV20UhdS-lQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2huFHlzDdGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Pa5_JNPZQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOunVT3yAUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrYknFZgXwA

[Anonymous No.]

Axel doesn't want to be alone with Magni because he is one of the straightbros who thinks fujoposting is real. This poor boy believes that Magni has an actual crush on him but still had sex with half of Tempus so far

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693713
except ollie*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693713
if only Axel could do the same thing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693682
You're right, contrarian was what I was thinking, gomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693632
>if they practice almost every day as a full team
This is not happening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45689582
Wait the guy helping Rpr translate was squid? His voice got so deep

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693817
Not with Altare focusing literally every other fps game instead fucking kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693713
>fashionable since he spends a fuck ton on clothes
>naturally confident
>is so popular in highschool that the girls had a fanclub of him
>dated with many women and men so has fuck ton of experience
>menhera

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>>45693713

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693713
That’s a lot of links anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693769
oof

[Anonymous No.]

>>45679336
What did he say?

[Anonymous No.]

>watching the rio and hakka collab
is chupado unironcially dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693730
Axel doesn't want to be alone with Magni because he dick will fall off with the amount of times he's gonna fuck him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694164
Rio is a huge slut, but Magni ultimately killed it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693916
>possible twitch guerilla stream
>it's valo not apex
If I was axel I would be malding. Playing valo is just going to fuck with his movement in apex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694164
What is with /mans/ and wanting to declare ships dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693981
Who's the old guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694164
When is the last time Rio and Magni interacted?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694245
My dad. He's dead now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694230
i don't get it really, this is a big deal for axel and it's just one month

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694355
Bad idea to say that in the altventurer general

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694261
Magni commented on Rio's newest cover

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694355
His fault for not being proactive on getting his members. Even Selen was last minute. Dude really just want thing to fall into his lap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694355
i'm a altlotl so they're coming for one of their own then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694493 (me)
i jobbed >>45694438

[Anonymous No.]

Are people sitting /here/ just to jump on a chance to shit on Axel or Vesper? Rentfree.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694230
Altare did Axel a solid by filling in last minute. It's Axel that needs to accommodate Altare not the other way around, which is why Axel is trying to make it as easy for Altare as possible and not overwhelm him, especially given his past.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694558
well aniki like shit apparently so of course i'm gonna indulge in his scat fetish. are you dumb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694645
Nahone, no wonder he is so into asses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694558
unironically yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693430
>>45694645
please stop this. you'll overwrite his scent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694558
Get some meds vestie. All the boys get shit on in these threads all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna see someone play bannerlord bros...

[Anonymous No.]

When this thread became a latrine with so much shit happening around?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m just sad I’ll never be able to make cup ramen with Altare’s bath water…

[Anonymous No.]

love

[Anonymous No.]

Are shipfaggots underage or mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694781
Vesties are menheras with a victim complex. Even magmites are more mature when they literally get blamed for anything that isn't even their fault. >hurr it must be doxxmites >reee discmites

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694764
Yeah, all the autism games. Too bad perms is hell and the boys doesn't seem to want to bother.
Hopefully gen 3 has an autist.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694720
the only scent dingo has is him eating his own shit, the ultimate beta behavior. so of course i'm gonna shit on him at any chance i have

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

choosing to believe bettel was serious about him and magni not collabing for four months

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694893
>t. magmite deflecting
You're still the worst

[Anonymous No.]

someones obsessed with vesties lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694781
when you answer posts like this >>45693331 that encourage shitting on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694971
magmites... you still coping...?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694971
He was in Magni's chat immediately, if it was up to Bettel he would fly back right away and stay for a month

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694970
Where was I wrong though? People are always quick to blame doxxmites or discmites when we're on an anonymous forum and if you even looked outside you'd know most of the offenders are not actually magmites.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this a good pull GBF anons?
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1638487712234897409

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694903
Sorry but im gonna spam Apex Minecraft and karaoke my first weeks
>t. Regulus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45686313
Allergies have been choke slamming everyone i know this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693713
Is this the same guy who dropped his spaghetti when Ame showed up in his chat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695126
karaoke spam is oke as long as you can actually sing live

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695017
Begni week unironically made me less parasocial towards Magni so I'm actually thankful for Bettel

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695158
I need more...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693769
If Axel that then people would legitimately feel threatened.
It's fine if Astel does it because he has that brat energy and people know that he's just making fun of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>its almost April 1
do you think the boys have anything planned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695307
archive reps

[Anonymous No.]

I can not thank the dingo enough for introducing me to yuetsu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695158
HQ WolfQuest onegai... Or at least have Axel in

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693118
oh no he's hot

[Anonymous No.]

I can’t make fun of Magmites. If the same thing happened with Altare and someone else I would actually become completely insane and it would make the pissy Bettel anti Magmites look like a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know what happened, but I'm probably the happiest magmite around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695416
>your oshi having fun with one of his genmates would make you insane
both you and the magmites should kill themseles

[Anonymous No.]

/MANS/ is known to be retarded though. I can make an absolute shitpost angering the fragile minds in here and people will assume who my oshi is based on the picture posted. I've been called every form of fan in here at some point.

[Anonymous No.]

puzzle anon doko? maybe playing a puzzle game will calm everyone down

[Anonymous No.]

So, what do you think Magni's next voicepack is going to be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695126
>Apex
As long as you're actually good and can ape pubs solo
>Minecraft
Dead server is dead. There's only 3 members that bother with it KEK
>Karaoke
>>45695231

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695498
I like them having fun together, I love hearing Magni laugh and Bettel does that. I just would like Bettel to ease on during Magni's solo streams since that is the only time we get to spend with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695584
https://puzzle.aggie.io/bMa_0l

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695600
SEX roleplay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695600
Running away from feral Axel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695600
From the sounds he played, probably a fight scene

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695123
Who's it then? Every time there's a problem it's always the Discordfags/Twitterfags/doxxsite trifecta which ironically don't include Vesties because they are /here/ Holofags and the VGs because they are mostly separate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695697
With a fucking Lion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695697
How did you get a picture of me???

[Anonymous No.]

>actual fanbase war

[Anonymous No.]

I've noticed it seems most of the teams running Cata+Seer+Valk. Why is that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695757
Why does doxxsite equal magmites anon? The point is we don't know who the fuck it is because we're all fucking anonymous. Nothing's stopping anyone from schizo roleplaying as any fan. Don't say you really think all the vesties and altventurers fighting each other are really just them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695855
I am going to fuck that one koipanion.
You know which one.
T.hakkito

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695918
I'm also putting the Altventurers and Axelotls in with you, don't worry.
Discord Starsfags have always been troublemakers, especially when they become a circlejerk and use /here/ and doxxsite as their menhera dumpsite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695909
i dont play the game but from what ive seen; cat wall + seer ult is basicaly a deployable wallhack. valk ult is for mobility.

[Anonymous No.]

i watched noc's vod from before the scrims and
>he wants to make tsb happy and help them do the best they can
>he's still astonished at axel's sens, he tried the settings himself and shit made me sick at how much the screen was shaking
he also made some sick plays while playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695909
best controller, recon (op) and utility (op despite nerf) in current meta that also happen to work well together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696074
so vesties are the only good fanbase and everyone else is the issue? can’t wait for /nowa/ to make its return kek

[Anonymous No.]

REGIS ALTARE LOVE
AXEL SYRIOS LOVE
VESPER NOIR
MAGNI DEZMOND LOVE
BANZOIN HAKKA LOVE
GAVIS BETTEL LOVE
MACHINA X FLAYON
JOSUIJI SHINRI LOVE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696074
>Discord Starsfags have always been troublemakers, especially when they become a circlejerk and use /here/ and doxxsite as their menhera dumpsite.
How do you even know this? It's always hilarious when some menhera stalker starts complaining about stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45690932
Tiny gaslighting leader ToT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696278
SEX

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696097
>he wants to make tsb happy and help them do the best they can
another potential altare victim?

[Anonymous No.]

L4D2 can't come soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

catalog is /here/ again?

t. vestie. give me my (Yous)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695307
They are going on a break because they want to see what Hiroshimoot and the mods are planning for this year's April fool

[Anonymous No.]

Mom and dad are fighting again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696278
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

so ipn invited noct to coach

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696366
he’s about to get drawn into the altarebowl… everyone always does…

[Anonymous No.]

Altare and Vesper will have a collab stream 1st of April. /Mans/ reaction?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696366
he didn't even remember altare's name... ended up calling him regis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696417
What's wrong buddy? Why so upset?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696519
he will fall for him, sooner or later

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696402
yes *ahem*

Your 100% honest thoughts on ________?

[Anonymous No.]

I miss leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696432
yeah it took me by surprise i thought rpr had invited him

[Anonymous No.]

>flayon adjusting his schedule soon
did he finally quit his part-time job?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm afraid to ask but on what grounds does Shibuya Hal gave Axel invitation? Based from his senpais recommendations?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696519
He hasn't even interacted with him beyond dms yet, just relax

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696432
So it wasn't axel who contacted him first? Damn he's so lucky that selen accepted his sudden invite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696603
Axel doesnt know anyone NA side

[Anonymous No.]

I love Magni Dezmond and don't hate collabs. That's all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696635
Axel doesn't know ANYONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696402
have a good day anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696635
Nor even JP side

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696413
Not the pathetic little Bettelbun...

[Anonymous No.]

You know remember cover had only one job and failed at recruuiting members for the biggest pew pew tournament.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45694995
I encourage the whole team to do their best. And let's hope at least for a Top8 for the team

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696519
Why would he? They haven't even talked on stream yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696594
out of pity

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696594
Someone dropped out so maybe he was like fuck it let's go Stars EN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696724
The other holopro members who are team leaders didn't have any problem searching for members tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45695790
IT’S A LION GET IN THE CAR

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696574
i fucking miss all of them ans i think they deserve a good rest and great meals uuuu...

>>45696677
>:( _________________*chu~!*_________________

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696345
It’s true though, although most have migrated to cbdct

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696594
I'll be real with you anon, it could be that cover paid for it(doubt), hal asked astel for a holostar recommendation and no other jp took it(maybe), hal is trying to get in the good graces of cover by inviting the EN branch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696827
They've been there longer and have connections retard. Why are you caping for a company when they fail to do the least

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696817
iirc fuma was supposed to be a captain too but turn it down due to schedule conflicts, right? might be his reccommendation to give it to axel then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696868
Again how do you even know this unless you're a menhera stalker? Go touch some fucking grass or consider calling the psych ward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696827
that's because they were invited earlier and already had connections. axel had a list of people he was interested in inviting into his team, but if axel has never interacted with the person before, management has to reach out to them first, some stupid company rule. it's why axel could bring selen in with only hours left before the team announcements, they have already done a collab together before.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay I don’t care about whatever you guys are arguing about. Regis Altare sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697148
Yeah, but with me.

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to hear Magni call Axel an idiot affectionately

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696882
hal was scrapping the bottom of the barrel for potential leader when many rejected his invite.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696097 (me)
here's the timestamp of when he starts talking about it https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1772221094?t=00h16m17s

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697148
Based

[Anonymous No.]

I like how Shinri's art tag is spammed by handwritten letters. So cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is the little kimchi fuck...

[Anonymous No.]

Lol Shinri snores like a giant smoker cat

[Anonymous No.]

BEGNI HAND IN MARRIAGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697399
which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696899
>>45697110
Why didn't he interact more with fpschuubas then. He had around 7 months from debut to vsai to integrate himself into the fps scene, yet he didn't.

[Anonymous No.]

I refuse to yume for the clown
https://twitter.com/Ezakimii/status/1638525551798550528

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697464
love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697559
Out of curiosity, what is his yume appeal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697595
It's "I can fix him"

[Anonymous No.]

flay armpit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697595
>I can't fix him
>Plays gitah and generally based music takes
>Funny and easy to tease
>whisper tisker

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697716
That's Nowa-oji

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697830
thats all of the boys well..except Shinri

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697792
SNIFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696356

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696594
Luck.
>There was a spot(s?) because Towa declined it to play with Tsuna
>A senpai/management probably reached out for him for the spot
This might be the first and last full EN team for VSai if they don't do well. It's a tough ask but I don't see Axel or Selen being invited again. They cost a lot of points when team leaders can just take another Japanese VTuber of the same skill if not better.
Altare straight up doesn't care as he's more focused on the EN side of things like that Marika tourney. AFAIK he banked a fucking 4080.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697543
He didn't know he was even going to get invited you absolute mongoloid. Also he knows some fps chuubas, but most of them can't compete in vsaikyou because they're either too good or are leaders.

[Anonymous No.]

where apex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697855
Shinri and leader. Altare is perfect just the way he is :3

[Anonymous No.]

I've been away and am just catching up to Axel being in vsaikyo, seeing stuff about them having multiple coaches? Is this a big EN push?

[Anonymous No.]

Aniki’s sweaty armpit after basketball practice.

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is literally unfixable
Weird sociopathic barely human lizard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697830
I feel like Vesper's appeal leans more towards wild uncle more than anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697907
No, they just didn't have their coach confirmed until a few days in, so they had some friends fill in until he was confirmed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697909
Aniki's vomit after he overexerted himself from playing basketball...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697937
He doesn't need fixing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696594
from what i know Hal already decided who would be the captains but few of the captains decided to make a teams together instead like Tsuna with Towa and Astel with Asumi, that is why Axel got the invitation last minute and can't claim Rpr as the coach cause Matsuri already claim Rpr before Axel got invited

[Anonymous No.]

>>45696386
they will find something else to complain about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697148
Pull that tongue back into your mouth you whore, I'm not going to have THOUGHTS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697900
Two spots. Towa to Tsuna and Chi-chan to Sumire.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697937
he's perfect the way he is <3

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697984
>Vesper was so quiet he obviously hated being there and would prefer to be with the girls
bet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698020
Make that three I guess >>45697983 lots of open spots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697966

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697907
Nah. They've had 3 temporary coaches but their official coach is Nocturnal from xset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697855
>>45697906
>Shinri
I'm not convinced someone as calm and organized as Shinri could exist without any skeleton in his closet. That's must have been some catch. Tell me koipainions, what is his secret?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698081
don't forget that fuma was supposed to be a captain too, but had to drop out due to being busy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697909
disgusting... T-T

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698118
Was he? I thought the story was that he was supposed to join Astel's team, but dropped out due to being busy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
SEXXXXXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
i would have sex with all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698154
I heard that it was captain idk

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
I wish rpr used his halo more. It's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
I would have sex with 3 of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698071
You really think Vesper would even show up to a collab when there isn't a girl present

[Anonymous No.]

% chance vespa is in the l4d collab?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698109
I think any man at his age that becomes a vtuber must have some kind of mental illness somewhere inside of them.. obviously not as fucked up as Vesper is but bet he's fucked somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698131
I want Axel to have battle beaten outfit one day, complete with visible scars

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
nocturnal looks like a hobo reaper

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697901
It doesn't even have to be for vsai only, take their last 2 shibuhal customs for example, if not for rpr then I don't think he can even participate. He said that participating in big fps events is his dream, yet did almost nothing to achieve that, dude just waited for chances to come to him by themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698218
just like i thought. youre too predictable sister

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
Vesper interviewing coaches when

[Anonymous No.]

please

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698258
I don't think he thought the chance would come this fast, he has been focusing into making covers pretty hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698246
I want Axel to beat me one day, leaving me with visible scars.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698258
That's a shit example. Him knowing rpr in the first place is due to networking. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW NETWORKING WORKS? Of course he wouldn't be able to participate without rpr.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698246
cover please. just a bit of skin... aniki sweating so much because he is all covered up...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698333
Are you that anon who wants to be eaten alive by him?

[Anonymous No.]

good vesmachi morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698299
I wanna hear Altare sing Next Color Planet

[Anonymous No.]

wtf is that shinri menshi video kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698432
oh? but no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698102
i can't wait for nocturnal to coach them on stream so i can hear his god tier laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698509
Shibuhal customs tomorrow, trust.
TSB TSB TSB

[Anonymous No.]

damn can't believe there are hoes in this thread. you hoes man all of you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698509
Oh? Noct has a good laugh too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698445
the last vesmachi fujo in the thread, godspeed anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698460
he's eepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698539
Prayge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698553
____chu____

[Anonymous No.]

INTROSPECTIVE SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5BCWtr8og
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5BCWtr8og
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF5BCWtr8og

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698539
thank god
>>45698556
yeah similar to rpr's, his low one is sex and his high one is hilarious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45697148
With rpr

[Anonymous No.]

I don't have the art or programming skills to ever make such a thing, but the Nowa stream gave me a concept for a Papers Please parody game called 'Supas Please' while in the shower.

>Cover HQ opens up a checkpoint to send physical gifts for the talents
>One talent (Vesper) has been chosen via lottery to man the security booth
>All the applicants are various fan mascots who have Supachat envelopes to deliver to their oshis
>Passport checks determine falseflaggers and have them sent away or detained
>Money goes to financing the other members of HQ, and Axel instantly gets sick if not fed for a day
>On day 7, the bulletin says to conduct searches all supachats in ARS instead of Kolechians
>At one point, after a citation is given, a bomb goes off in HQ and blows out the window. The end-of-day report says that nothing went wrong, they were just filming Hologra
>Instead of a gun, there's a little animation of Vesper sprinting out of the booth with a spear to impale border runners at melee range
>On the second last day, Yagoo cuts the queue without documents to try and beat traffic, because he's late for a meeting
>Denying him results in a game-over screen of a Zaion-esque termination of Ves, except it's that one greentext of all the reasons he got suspended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698445
Morning

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698785
damn he lookin kinda thicc

[Anonymous No.]

Wake and bake to shinris morning stream as usual, I thought his BGM fuck up was me hallucinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698767
kek this is good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698572
the first and the last, as fate would have it.... i know my sisters are out there somewhere but i'd have to actually make OC again to draw them out... tis a torturous fate

[Anonymous No.]

>Altare straight up doesn't care as he's more focused on the EN side of things like that Marika tourney. AFAIK he banked a fucking 4080.

youre a fucking moron kys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698767
Art or programming skills be damned anon can THINK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45693769
Don't think axel is funnier than astel. Astel can come up with random things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698767
Keep cooking anon, I can do one of these things.

[Anonymous No.]

i have to be all time vod gang this week for betsy's stream... ugh i don't like being asian. good night NA fellows

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine this but with Vesper and a Vestie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698071
He said he was going to "try" to talk more this time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698827
but you are hallucinating...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45698445
Good Vesmorning! Zatsu in 1:49 hours

[Anonymous No.]

Who will win the altareb owl

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>>45698888
Well we can just wait til rpr's dating show

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>>45698963
LOL

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>>45696603
Ipn contacted noct for Selen and selen contacted reps from TSM. They were both discussing to see who could coach or if they could co-coach, from the result reps probably wasn’t able to, probably due to algs

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>>45698875
Why was this deleted? Realised you were retarded? Retard.

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>>45698767
>Denying the boss leads to a bad ending with a Zaion-esque termination of Ves, except is a greentext of all the reasons he got terminated.
You will need to play carefully with that trope or you won't make it to an eventual joke jam.
GO ANON GO!

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Shinri is so sleepy... He is burning out...

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>>45698553

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>>45699157
Sigh...

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>>45699127
our streaming monsters are starting to burn out

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>>45699084
Dude was retarded quoting a post from ages ago, but he wasn't wrong. You can't say he was more focused on that marika tournay when he skipped the entire practice he planned for it to play apex with the team.

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>>45699271
It hasn't even been a year...

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>>45699127
maybe, but he's been working on multiple projects behind the scenes and ruins his sleep schedule playing with his bros late night. not too worried about the regular stream burnout yet

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>>45699008
flayon

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Post riptare thoughts

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Shinri also has momocon to prepare for

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SUMMER HATE

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"I understand now. You're gonna get--you're gonna get bitten by a snake on your foot, 'accidentally' and you're gonna be like 'Dez, remember when you said you would save your homies if they got su--if they got--if they got bitten? I'm gonna die if you don't suck out this poison from my toes~!'"
https://youtu.be/Wx6ExiPaRK4?t=8975

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>>45699550
Why does Magni flaut his fetishes every stream kek

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>>45699550
why is he such a freak

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>>45699597
>doesn't suck out toes for the homie
Not gonna make it

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>>45699550
Almond LOVE

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>altare sitting on a chair in the tempus main hall
>rpr comes up from behind him
>puts his arms around altare
>starts whispering into his ear
>starts licking it and nibbling on his ear lobe
>altare, tries to hold back his moans
>he wants this, but he also doesn't want the others to catch them so he needs to stay quiet
>rpr is rubbing altare's body through his clothes
>his hand is trailing lower and lower
>reaches altare's crotch
>it gets really hard for altare to hold back his moans
>rpr unzips his pants
>altare is hard and wet from all the precum
>"so excited?" rpr whispers and breathes into his ear
>starts stroking altare
>it's really hard for altare to stay quiet now
>he gets closer and closer to cumming
>hears noise from upstairs
>whines in desperation for rpr to stop
>rpr calmly orders him to hurry up and cum
>the noises come closer, it's vesper and axel, he can hear them clearly now
>it's just a matter of seconds before they'll come down the stairs and catch them like this
>rpr whispers "you're so good at this" into altare's ear
>altare cums instantly
>he's happy
>but the cum is all over his clothes
>barely gets to clean any of it before vesper and axel show up to greet them

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>>45693927
>is so popular in highschool that the girls had a fanclub of him
Japanese women are a different breed of insane

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>>45699642
TToTT huioojhhjjh

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good morning everynyan
my wife on the telly in a few hours~

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>altare sitting on a chair in the tempus main hall
>rpr comes up from behind him
>puts his arms around altare
>starts whispering into his ear
>starts licking it and nibbling on his ear lobe
>altare, tries to hold back his moans
>he wants this, but he also doesn't want the others to catch them so he needs to stay quiet
>rpr is rubbing altare's body through his clothes
>his hand is trailing lower and lower
>reaches altare's crotch
>it gets really hard for altare to hold back his moans
>rpr unzips his pants
>altare is hard and wet from all the precum
>"so excited?" rpr whispers and breathes into his ear
>starts stroking altare
>it's really hard for altare to stay quiet now
>he gets closer and closer to cumming
>hears noise from upstairs
>whines in desperation for rpr to stop
>rpr calmly orders him to hurry up and cum
>the noises come closer, it's vesper and axel, he can hear them clearly now
>it's just a matter of seconds before they'll come down the stairs and catch them like this
>rpr whispers "you're so good at this" into altare's ear
>altare cums instantly
>he's happy
>but the cum is all over his clothes
>barely gets to clean any of it before vesper and axel show up to greet them

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>>45699550
why was he even stuttering saying this?

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>>45699295
What I meant is he doesn't really care for JP tourneys in general because why would he? Hell he even admitted on their last customs that he doesn't pay attention to Hololive (JP). For the context, Rpr was asking something about Laplus.
Honestly good on Altare for focusing more on EN tourneys like the Marika one. Don't think any other Holo EN was ever in one. Comes with some schizos about being a Twitch clout chaser though. But that's more of an anti thing.

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>>45699726
This is just how he talks normally

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>>45699703
gomen I forgot the spoiler >>45699710
glad you like it, fellow riptare enjoyer

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>>45699710
>>45699764
HUOH TOT (x2) tisker

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>>45699726
This amount is pretty normal for Magni, he get way more stuttery at times

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I'm so fucking sad
WILL THE EXPO KEYCHAINS RESTOCK?

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>>45699550
magni…

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>>45699550
This just reminded me how we'll never get Magni feet drawing stream because mane-san said no :(

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>>45699884
sorry anonchama, hope you don’t get too cucked by the aftermarket prices

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>>45699704

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>>45698154
Yes Fuma got a leader invite but had to decline because he's in a SPWN event the same day. He cried.

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>the intrusive thoughts of yeeting yourself off a cliff
shinri...

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>>45699884
no, but you'll be able to get some second had at some point

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>>45699999
digits...

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>>45699927
thanks mane-san
i don’t think i would’ve been able to handle the horny impact a magni feet stream would have

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>>45699550
dez....

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Altyumes...
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1638364758729474048?t=2Jn8P-0JuMJNmKs6fJSgXw&s=19

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Do magmites want to suck Magni's feet or want their feet sucked by him?

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>>45700200
>congratulating his oshi
no problem here

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>>45700212
Yes

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>>45700212
Magni sucking on magmite feet like they are teats...

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>>45698830
>>45698879
>>45698926
>>45699120
I can't make satisfactory stuff of my own, but I went into the assets for the base game and made this gif frame by frame. Might tweet it at him or something. Hope you guys like it.

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>>45700200
brb raping my altare tulpa as punishment

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>>45700290
Add a jumpscare there after the rush and we golden

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Altare having rough sweaty sexual intercourse with lilypichu and making altyume-chan watch...

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yay crimes!

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>>45700427
just had a flashback to yume on yume violence in /mans/ a long time ago

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>>45700398
Sure, anyone got the Agni face with Vesper's hair?

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>>45700474
I know exactly what you're talking about and it was golden.

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>>45700200
You know she already has a bf right

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>>45700290
Made it looping and changed the timing between frames a little

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>>45700561
good shit kek

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>>45700561
Oh good work anon, it's really funny

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>>45700561
we finally have visual on the black vesyume /here/

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>>45700556
Does having a bf stop anyone from anything? It did not stop her last bf...

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>>45700677
ouch

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https://files.catbox.moe/doq7cp.jpeg
Found this image and thought it looked like Axel and Nowa...

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>>45700946
Is this random yaoi porn? I don't trust catbox links anymore.

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>>45700946
nice

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>>45700946
ISREAL

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>>45701031
nothing too explicit but pretty much

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>>45701031

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>>45700946
Cloud and Sephirot? Now that you mention it...

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Riptare kisses riptare sex riptare creampie riptare missionary riptare LOVE

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>>45701191
are most of the team fanart made by nijifans or something? altare's eyes are always blue for some reason

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I hope Axel is doing well and getting some rest

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>>45701259
Retard

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i’m not a nijifan really but they do have some AMAZING fanartists so if TSB helps get them into tempus i will be more than happy

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>>45701191
Altare looks like he wants to rape rpr... and Selen looks like she wants to watch

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>>45701295
but I'm not wrong

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>>45701295
altare’s eyes are green anon

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>>45701365
If you don't look too hard his eyes can look more blue than green. Pako makes the same "mistake", it's not that big of a deal.

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>>45701421
Pako is colourblind though.

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>>45701327
god i love degenerate fujo women

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>>45701443
Do you have a source on that that isn't /here/

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https://twitter.com/ddumpart311/status/1638493423387963392

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>>45700200
That's why he is so into valorant lately..

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>>45701244
Riptare missionary sex where rpr buries his head in Altare's neck and then compliments him for his perfume choice (Altare puts perfume behind his ears as he said in the stream with Hakka) and says it fits him and Altare tenses up from the compliment

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>>45701259
sometimes nippon can't tell aoi and midori apart because aoi has been used to describe either in the past

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>>45700946
ayo?