/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

HI FRIENDS!

[Anonymous No.]

HI FOOBS

[Anonymous No.]

My sex friend

[Anonymous No.]

good post nef

[Anonymous No.]

I love how she always act considerate towards her fans. Friendzoning them is a great idea. Not only to counter gachikois, but also to anticipate in case people find out that she's already married.

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>>45512442
Where was she when Mel was sexually harassed by her manager?

[Anonymous No.]

Tie up fubuki.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to impregnate my friend

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>>45513156
Sexually harassing Mel

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>>45512442
My fox friend

[Anonymous No.]

Friend is love!

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>>45513214
YES

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>have recurring dreams with different plots but they always involve me being part of some random friend group, sometimes with random vtubers, like being in highschool or something
>fubuki is somehow always my close childhood friend in them
>genuinely just see her as a close good, supportive friend in the dreams
>she's always the same, except there's ALWAYS a recurring theme of her secretly having a crush on me but hiding it as much as possible, trying to just be supportive if the dream has me trying to get with some other girl or something even though its hurting her inside to keep it a secret
Why the fuck is this happening to me? I dont even have any strong feelings for her outside of the dreams. She's not even my fucking oshi. What the fuck did I do to deserve this?

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>>45514012
Lucky

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>>45514012
The quickest way to get over this is to donate money to her.
>t not Yagoo

[Anonymous No.]

I love my friend

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>>45513073
>he thinks this is a counter to gachikois
You got played by the parasocial game, retard.
You ARE the parasocial, here. The only difference is you self-flagellate.

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>tfw no fox friend who occasionally goes into heat and asks for your help with it

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>>45512442
HI SHINY FRIEND!!!!!

>>45513214
No.

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>>45514272
How the fuck is it lucky? Its a miserable way to wake up. Every fucking time there's some girl and I'm trying to win her over, and there's Fubuki right by my side, with a bright fucking smile. "Do your best anon! You'll get her for sure, you're great!". And of course since this is a dream, I get to see/experience her being hurt over it, meanwhile I can't do a fucking thing to stop my dream-self from being ignorant about what's happening. I genuinely don't know why I keep having this fucking dream. It has no relation to any of my real life feelings whatsoever.

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I can't believe I'm going to see friend in Boston.

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>>45514645
Send her a superchat about your dreams

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>>45514645
Do you know any girls IRL?
Wait, what am I asking...
...You're doing this to yourself because you want to be in a position to choose between potential girlfriends but you feel it's weird since it's impossible in this shitty ass modern era. So you punish yourself.
Seriously, just donate 2 bucks to her, or whatever. These feelings will disappear as soon as you realize the transaction.
If they don't, congratulations on your oshi.

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>>45514973
>...You're doing this to yourself because you want to be in a position to choose between potential girlfriends but you feel it's weird since it's impossible in this shitty ass modern era. So you punish yourself.
No I don't, I genuinely don't. I'm single, but I have no real strong desires about finding a girlfriend or anything like that. I don't even ever daydream about it. That alone makes the dreams weird. I think its more likely just cause I watch/read anime and manga with romance plots maybe, even though its not like I self insert into them or anything.

But I have no fucking idea where the Fubuki thing comes from.

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>>45515296
>no I really don't have the same instinct as literally every single PERSON (both male and female) on this planet and I would never somehow develop a cognitive dissonance about it
Okay. I hope you never stop having this dream.

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>>45514618
>asks
The foxes are natural hunters, they don't ask.

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>>45512442
Hewwooo

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>>45513073
>he doesn't know about benefits

[Anonymous No.]

(me) in collaboration with (you) presents
TOTAL FBK SEX

fuck fubuki
pound fubuki
slam dunk your dick into fubuki's pussy
fuck her silly on the concrete
tie up fubuki
double team fukuki
launch your dick into her asshole
have a one night stand with your sex friend
cum on fubuki's feet
shove your cock down her throat
fuck fubuki while miosha watches
passionately fuck a pregnant fubuki
have incest oyakodon with fubuki's daughter
sniff fubuki's cunt
have an orgy with GAMERS
NTR fubuki with oga
consensually rape fubuki
fuck fubuki's thighs
lick fubuki's armpits

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>>45519431
Are you in the top 5%? No? No bennies for you.

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>>45515380
>no I really don't have the same instinct as literally every single PERSON (both male and female) on this planet
nta but I am actually the same way. I understand why you would think it's impossible, since as you mentioned, it's human nature, but yes, people like him and I do exist. Of course, it's impossible to convince anyone about it realistically because it's not like we can project our emotions or thoughts onto someone else.

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>>45520030
>dude i'm like, totally, asexual ha ha
You're dreaming about getting a fucking girlfriend while ANOTHER likes you.
And you're going to sit here and gaslight ME into think YOU don't want one.
lmao fuck outta here

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>>45520278
You missed the "nta" at the start there, friend. I don't have recurring dreams about getting a gf or having someone that likes me already.
Also you make it sound like dreams can't possibly be random bs and must have to do with something we actually want. Though I will admit that it being recurring in his case makes it more likely.

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Self-help shit is gay. I want to face fuck Fubuki and so hard she shits cum for a week. Fucking foxy fox.

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>>45515380
M8, love isn't the only thing worth living for, its what we were made to do but we're not incapable of living for something else.

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>>45520495
>defends anon
>no see just cause we dream it and ask why and get answers that means it's not the case we totally don't want to
lmao k

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>>45512442
GOOD MORNING MOTHER FAQERS!

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>>45520593
>literally dreaming about it
>in detail
>"no see ur wrong"
k

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>>45517047
Whore

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>>45520845
I'm not even the retard who started this with his weird heartbreak fetish, that dudes coping massively, I just think that
>no I really don't have the same instinct as literally every single PERSON (both male and female) on this planet and I would never somehow develop a cognitive dissonance about it.
Is wrong and stupid, some people live happy lives without children or wives, they're just usually rich or asexual, lmao.

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>>45512442
HI FRIEND!

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>>45521189
>rationalization
>cognitive dissonance
>"if I'm not that anon, that means I'm safe from it."
k

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>>45521189
Just stop responding to the retard. You can tell he stopped putting any actual thought into the discussion, assuming he did from the start, and is responding solely based on how he feels. He's selectively ignoring parts of posts that reason around shit and just saying "lol no" because he can't comprehend how he would feel about the situation not being how someone else might feel as well.

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>>45521375
You don't give deep thought to brick walls and liars. You simply ridicule the self-deceptive until they wake the fuck up. That's all you deserve, too.

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lgbt!

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>>45516877
Oh god that's hot

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>>45512442
Hello there