/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Previous Thread: >>45477039

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>45498947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tlBElXTF_A

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I love my wife so much!!

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>>45498947
based

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Gurass

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Heil Gura
Banzai

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Why does this piece of shit website take forever to load new threads. I'm posting my 1st pic anyway

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Sex with a fembud.

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>>45498969
Anon THAT is actually a child.

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One more week....
I'm gonna make it bros.

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>>45499011
skill issue

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>>45498969
Sex with this fembud

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>chumbuds claiming they "won" after getting confirmation of a whole week of no streams
the absolute state

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Do not reply to shitposters.

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None of you are attractive enough to even score a date with Gura

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MY TINY IMMATURE STINKY PISSY BALD CUNNY SLIT IS BACK BABY, MY LIFE HAS MEANING AGAIN

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I'm the onahole of /ggg/.

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>>45499044
TuT

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>threadshitter changing his angle after streams are confirmed
the absolute state

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I fell asleep before the show.
I'm sorry Gura...

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I love Gura for more than her cunny. I will be the one to marry her

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>>45499044
Even better

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Gurass

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>>45499188
This can't be real

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>>45499096
actual mental illness

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I hope you guys never have daughters.

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What are the odds that she does another "return stream" over the weekend, and then just disappears again?

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>>45499263
Too late

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>>45499076
Chumgods always win

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Oh I get it now, gaming will be her return to normal streams but fest talk will be for members some time early just wait and see

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My Little Shark Can't Be This Cute

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Gurass

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did someone say GURASS?

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Now that I'm finally awake, I have some catching up to do. Was she super cute this morning?

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Presenting

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>>45499620
yes!

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>>45499647
why are there so many images of Gura and sprays of mayonnaise? is this a stream reference i missed?

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>>45499620
She was great, very high energy. Look up para para dancing if you don't know what it is because it helps to contextualize exactly why her performance was great.

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>>45499620
Possibly

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>>45499647
Holy fuck I’m cumming
Lois

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>>45499638
3d kronii looks nice unlike her 2d

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>>45499771
yeah that time she had a pot on the stove that exploded

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>>45499807
she thinks she's him

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>>45499620
Had probably the best energy of any solo performance. The crowd was going absolutely wild for her

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I told you faggots she was going to return for good after the expo with streams and smite the antis.

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>>45499771
It's Gura's favorite condiment.

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There was a very brief moment where I thought Gura was truly about to attempt a backflip and undoubtedly would have exploded several bones and possibly perished on stage

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>>45499900
Alright I have to go watch now. I'm going in hyped.

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>>45499118
um ive already gone on a date with gura? on valentine's day?

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pet shart

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>>45500081
kek, yeah, I still kneel to Mr. Koro who manages to do it wearing a mocap suit while working a mostly sit-down job

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greeeeat the schizo is back

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>>45500154
so flat

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>>45499998
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED HER
IM SORRY, MY SICK MIND IS VERY CYNICAL
I MUST REPENT AND WHIP MYSELF

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>>45500128
I still want to know why that is privated but Gura has so fucking much to talk about by now that I doubt she will ever talk about it.

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I would rape my young daughter if I ever had one

Thanks, Gura

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>>45500154

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Oh jeez, it's the spammer.

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>>45500285
There was a part where the camera cut and you could actually see me sitting with her so yeah had to be privatized, sorry guys

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I love her new twitter banner so much.

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>>45500154

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Shirakobros how are we holding up?

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Gura when she starts streaming for her chumbies again

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Not even the subhuman Gurame spammer can bring me down

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Y7v7KYoP0
For anyone who wants it.

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Oh yeah. This could be Gura's flight. Then she catches another plane from LA to the east coast.

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>>45500388

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Can someone post that feedback copypasta?

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I want to fuck a shark

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>>45500728
Rope yourself

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>>45500728
United Airlines fucking sucks

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>>45500572
I am unaffected by every form of shitposting.
They underestimate the chumbies power.

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>>45500728
What is wrong with you

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don't know what spurred the uptick in amesame posting, but I'm all for it

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>>45500413
Global literally just had a drama talk about how they are no longer friends so I guess he is venting some frustration

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>>45500887
You forgot to switch from the pass account when you posted that retard

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>Gura confirms stream for the weekend
>antis stop spamming about the lack of streams
>Gurame spammer magically shows up
>doxxbait posted
Remember that these spammers are effectively demons. They feed off any negative energy that the chumbies create. If there is no negative energy to feed off of, they try desperately to create it.

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>>45500728
>not flying ANA in first class with the money she has

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>>45500728
Retard

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>>45500975
ANA first class is nice but it's also way fucking overpriced. The seats are some of the best lay-flat seats around though.

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Gurame still makes me happy.

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>>45501094
based and same
I wish we got a gurame duet

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Gura's return date coincides with RE4 release, so she's probably playing that. It's too bad she and the rest of EN won't play the og. I guess tank controls would filter them too hard.

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>>45501072
This dude flies first class

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Gura wouldn't just jump right into a gaming stream, right? There's plenty of stuff to talk about and I'd hate for that to be buried into direct RE4 remake gameplay.

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>>45501094
i'm happy that she got to perform a fun song with her wife
i was worried they were going to just throw all the ENs together like they did on day 1

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>>45500578
Anyone got the Gura solo clip?

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>>45501247
Probably a members a day before

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>>45501317
Well they did for everyone but Gura. Gura is a Japanese idol now.

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Believe in the shork. Gooba will be back to gaming chumbies and all will be extra kino too.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aijBCkQi_LM&t=3779s

Sex with a fembud.

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>>45501372
>member gating something everybody wants to hear her talk about
i love her but she needs to stop doing that. plus greyniggers will ask again in normal streams anyway and we'll slog through the same content twice

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>>45501199
I was thinking she might finish that callisto game but yeah RE4 sounds more plausible .

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>>45501474
greyniggers don't even know what holofes is

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Here is the post of him admitting he's filter dodging. Just link to that in the feedback and say that he's currently spamming the thread. Link to the thread too.
>>/vt/thread/S32335338#p32353398

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

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>>45501474
>hearing Gura's stories is a slog

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>>45501438
>homo channel
be gone

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>>45501474
Fuck greys

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Holy moly I'm just watching it now and I'm so hyped up!

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>>45501508
Yeah, because Gura refused to tweet about it.

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>>45501528
Thanks

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What age is it too late to visit Japan for the first time, chumbuds?

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>>45500578
Do you have day 2 ?

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>>45501660
85

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>>45501657
hopefully the next time they sing together they will use the idol outfits

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Here. Remember to say he’s currently spamming and link to this thread. That got him banned last time.


If you don't know what to say for the feedback, here is what I said for example.

>A pass user has been spamming /ggg/ in /vt/ for days now. Reporting as spam hasn't done anything. He rotates the image hash to evade being filtered.
>proof: >>>>>>/vt/thread/S42666500#p42679693

https://www.4channel.org/feedback

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>>45501474
She should do it MORE, not less

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I can't stop listening to her megu megu fire performance. So hype!

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>>45501528
Spam/flooding is a bannable offense so you guys know what to do with the spammer.

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>Gurame spam
You don't need to shit up the thread because Ame couldn't be bothered to set up the offcollab with Gura

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>>45501657
Rrat and Shark are dangerous combo for my wiener.

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Just found out about racism. Damn, that shit sucks.

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>>45501695
Done. Sent this.

A pass user has been spamming /ggg/ in /vt/. Reporting as spam hasn't done anything. He rotates the image hash to evade being filtered.
proof: >>/vt/thread/S42666500#p42679693

He is currently spamming this thread
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gurame chads stay winning

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>>45501508
There is far more stuff to talk about than Holofes

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>>45501212
This is strange. Ame has the loli face yet while still having her massive mommy milkers. What an interesting combo. A strange one tho.

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>>45501719
Yes go ahead Gura, kill your channel more, so some idiot on 4chan can larp as the last chumbud and try to groom you

Or y'know, Gura just fucks off when she sees her audience lost interest and pursues other life avenues

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>>45501911
Chintora can only draw cunny

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>stinko's
Gura doesn't know how an apostrophe works...

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Any mega links for Gura and Bae's clip? I just noticed my recording is glitched at 2:20 and the audio goes out of sync.

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>>45501247
Doesn't she usually do tangents after her gaming streams? Just hope for that.
Isn't she still in Japan anyways?

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>>45501911
You may be into oppai loli.
I am

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>>45501942
That last chumbie?
Yeah, me

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>>45499263
I have two daughters, lol.

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>>45501991
Isn't that one part of the free section? Just go find the timestamp

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>>45499894
her hand to head size just makes her look like a toddler

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>>45502035
It's not.

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>>45502072
It is. https://youtu.be/pDLDcU3dWp8?t=5013

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i love gura's floppy tail

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>>45501695
We have literal bots overrunning the thread and you're concerned over one little scripter who babysits his script.

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>>45499300
>>45502034
Nobody here has ever had sex.

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>>45502160
I was raped by my babysitter when I was a kid, does that count?

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>>45502140
>dont report little old me i'm just going againt the rules to piss people off
Eat shit and die.

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>>45502140
who cares about that obvious bot
the amesame spammer is worse because he can reach image limit

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>>45501942
Her audience will never lose interest, and neither will you. She could literally, and I am not exaggerating, stop streaming entirely for 10 years, and when she came back, she would have a rabid audience.

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>>45502287
Depends on which hole he used.

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>>45502132
Oh nice they must have made it public after.
It wasn't available for free yesterday, that's why I was watching a proxy stream on vk.

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>>45502287
Do you wanna talk about it? We are here for you.

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>>45502160
I had sex with my nanny when I was 6 and with my cousin when I was 14

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>>45502160
I'm definitely not one of those lame sex havers.
My wizard powers are only getting stronger.

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>>45502389
You were raped.

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>>45501092
are they in a gulag? I don't understand

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>>45502362
>>45502352
Was a she, so she used me, and no I've to therapy for it long time ago, it doesn't bother me as much anymore.

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>>45502437
No, it was a positive experience.

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>>45502464
Was she hot or a crusty old woman?

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>>45502451
it's a subtle ina reference because they're wearing squid game attire

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>>45502160
Stop projecting.

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>>45502328
The PV is a prime exemple
I only follow other hololive girls because of her and the her PV

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>>45502354
No, it was part of the free section from the start. After free section is over it cuts off. That's why it's referred to as the free section.

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>>45502539
OH okay. I did not watch that one

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MEGU MEGU FIRE
ENDLESS NIGHT

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>>45502499
I wouldn't say she was hot, but just an average looking 30 something year old. She looked normal. Until she wasn't.

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>>45502464
>>45502637
You're a fucking faggot

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>>45502464
Sorry that happened to you chumbie, glad you're doing better now though

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>>45502539
Speaking of, it's kinda weird that Crab Game never became a thing in Hololive.

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>>45502796
Back at ya, slick

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>>45502547
Based liftbud

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>eat like shit all yesterday and this morning
>feel tired and lethargic all afternoon
>see Gura tweet
>now my stomache is gone and have energy to do shit
My daughterwife has healed me! I will repay her by doing my reps and with goom tributes.

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>>45502547
When is the last time you had sex

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>>45502909
that's a twitter filename, it's a larper

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>>45502547
being muscular pretty much does nothing to get laid unless you're not an autismo

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>>45503124
Cope

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Gura is the greatest thing ever created

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>>45503124
I don’t see fat men getting laid. I do see dudes who are jacked with low body fat with chicks, often. Though they’re often tall and have good looking faces

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sex with a fembud

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>>45503206
This, I'd kiss mama shark's pussy for giving birth to such a perfect specimen.

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Gura will be back in her mold den by tomorrow evening... imagine how much it grew.

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>>45503160
I say this as someone that's been lifting for years, anon. Lifting for yourself is the only way, because in the end, the only people who care about your squat, bench and deadlift are other dudes.

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shark butt

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>>45503048
>My daughterwife has healed me!
With Gooba, all good things are possible when you believe in her.

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>>45503206
She is...

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>>45503275
Chubi is an actual mold monster right now.

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>>45503283
You do realize women find lean, fit men very attractive, right? Why is nearly every male sex symbol jacked while none of them are fat except ironically?

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>>45503304
He doesn't even need a stomach anymore, Gura is a miracle

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I was so happy when I saw the gaming tweet, until I realized what she's actually saying is she's not streaming again until next week... I've gotta say, that's a very clever way to spin bad news into good news. Even if it's in a roundabout way, I'm still glad she at least gave us a heads up about when she's streaming again.

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>>45502160
Like oshi like gachikois. You don't want it to be otherwise.

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Just be a low enough bodyfat percentage that your cheek bones show. Also wear grey sweat pants, they love that shit too.

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>>45503424
No, I think I do want to have sex with Gura

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>>45503353
Why do you have to be a cup half empty type of guy?

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>>45503509
finally advice I can use

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>>45503267
But anon she was made in a lab...

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>>45503581
>made in testtube
>implanted into womb
No contradiction

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>>45503342
>You do realize women find lean, fit men very attractive, right?
Yeah, but the only women that alone is going to net you are bar/house party thots who you're going to feel like shit for waking up with in the morning anyway. You'll literally get more satisfaction out of pushing the big weights themselves than you will sleeping with those women, speaking from experience.
Being strong/fit alone isn't nearly enough for women who actually know their own social value, and if your social connections aren't comparable, you're priced out from the get-go, no matter how much you can lift.

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I love my idol sharkwife so much

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>>45503535
If anything I'm being a cup half full guy by acknowledging that she's at least letting us know instead of going completely silent again. Just felt kind of bamboozled when she said this weekend and I realized that actually means next week since it's Monday in Japan.

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I could have sex, I just don't care enough to.
My T levels are fine, I can goom a lot.

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What if Gura really is a test tube baby?

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>>45503664
Can’t get laid if you’re fat. Not without paying, at least.

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What does her cunny taste like?

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>>45503709
saving my virginity for marriage… with gura

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>>45503782
bags of sand, unironically

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>>45503709
Yeah I'd rather be a virgin than waste my time swiping tinder all day for shitty one night stands, or settling for some random girl that is not Gura.

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>>45503782
Salty coins and milk.

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>>45503792
Then you are gonna die a virgin, gura is my wife.

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*farts*

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>>45503694
She could do a member chat stream earlier.

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I just watched the holograffiti clip. How the fuck does she do it?
She's too hecking cute I can't even. She gets cuter by the day.

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>>45503709
same desu

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>>45503973
Why did they release it on Holofes day? It got overshadowed.

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>>45503973
I can't belive how childlike she was in it

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>>45503743
>Can’t get laid if you’re fat. Not without paying, at least.
This is James Murphy, lead singer of LCD Soundsystem, a popular NYC-based band. He owns his own record label and is active in the music scene there, despite not really being "cool" until he was well into his thirties.
Unfortunately for you and me, no amount of lifting has as much value to women as this kind of social network and status within that network. To them, we're just "random /fit/ guy #2903", simply a member of the disposable sex that happens to take slightly better care of themself than most do.

Realizing this is important to actually sticking with lifting and most valuable pursuits in general, because if you go in with the false expectation that it's gonna get you laid, you're gonna quit within the first year.

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>>45503709
Based, having sex with someone you don't truly love is a waste of time and energy.

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How would you react if Gura came out as a tranny
Doesn’t matter if she’s transitioning to male or was MtF the whole time

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>>45503946
Funniest shit I've ever seen.

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>>45504074
That guy is the lead singer of one of the greatest bands ever. The average fat guy isn’t.

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>>45504101
how would you react if i shoved you into a woodchipper feet first?

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Nene couldn't contain her lolicon ways.

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gurass

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Whatcha up to chumbies

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>>45503734
She is!

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>>45504200
is there a webm of this

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>>45504074
Being confident and charismatic is more important than looks will ever be

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>>45504193
owwie

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>>45504276
I would make one... if they would ENABLE THE VODS

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>>45503950
True, I will be holding out hope for that.

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>>45504220
Looking for a link

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>>45504285
nice meme

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Oh my god she finally will stream again this week, time to buy some candles and lotions bois

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sexhavers OUT

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>>45502547
Wait, they shipped the Smol Gura from the Myth anniversary?
And why does it look so...bad

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>>45504201
>that millisecond where her training bra can be seen

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>>45504416
wouldn't a regular dildo work better than a candle

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>>45504454
inb4 7 years cope

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>>45504400
The only meme is that people who value looks above all else have the absolute worst personalities of anyone you've ever met.

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>>45503950
>>45504306
I'm pretty sure she will do a one before the weekend, but was warned about the jet lag and won't know how she feels until later in the week. It might be a sudden announcement at an odd time.

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>>45504285
I'd say it's about 50/50

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>>45504463
Double chin and it also has ears

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>>45504285
damn im ngmi.. i have the social skills of a potato.. and i really dont like being near people in general.

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>>45504285
Yeah, and it's unfortunate, because charisma is largely based on the intangible parts of your personality - it's much easier to become stronger, wealthier, better at X, Y and Z than it is to become more charismatic/confident. It's actually the biggest way the game is rigged, honestly.

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>>45504527
As long as you're not a 1/10 ugly as fuck, its pretty easy to look past looks if you enjoy talking or being around someone.

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>>45504476
I think they are going to drip candle wax on their bare chest or something. Or maybe they'll just light it to set the mood for themself.

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>>45504579
Yeah. Honestly I think the biggest impact looks have is that naturally attractive people are more confident in general. While looks aren't everything in dating, being ugly and confident isn't as easy as attractive and confident.

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>>45504579
In a way that gives me hope because I actually used to be fairly charismatic. I just let my social anxiety and self doubt take over and distanced myself from everyone over the years... But if I really put in the effort I might be able to pull myself together again.

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>>45504515
Thanks Gura! Love you.

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why are looksmaxxing forum regulars blogposting in gura's imagedump thread

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How much would a jar of Gura’s feces sell for?

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https://litter.catbox.moe/lrirby.mp4
On my journey to find the whole show.

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you guys are just too pussy to do what you need to do to get what you want. it's easier to say the game is rigged than to play at all
it's ok, i do that too

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When will Gura take responsibility for killing billions upon billions of sperms?

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>>45504670
>think the biggest impact looks have is that naturally attractive people are more confident in general
I'd buy this, I've noticed a huge difference in outcomes for attractive men who grew up attractive vs. ones that grew up ugly/nerdy, the former actually get dates while the latter end up as regular introverted gym rats

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I think we are too horny sometimes

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>>45503089
Still holding a Gura plush in the piic

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>>45504476
Dildo could work too, I would imagine that Gura is pegging me

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>>45504276
Now there is.

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My oshi dont stream

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Elon's been fucking with Twitter again, I don't think it'll affect Gura (though who the fuck knows) but if any of you guys have JP oshis as well
>https://twitter.com/Kontaruu/status/1637571408153956352
and I guess start getting onto JP VPNs once in a while to make sure Elon hasn't decided to regionblock one of Gura's tweets as well. Hope this shit is just incompetence in keeping the servers synced and not intentional.
ELON YOU FUCKING HACK FIX THIS SHIT

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>>45505227
Wrong thread

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>>45505223
my wives are so cute

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>>45505274
Cover must be fucking patting themselves on the back so hard for deciding to create a twitter replacement specifically for hololive fan interaction.
I wonder if they started that before Elon bought twitter and just got lucky or if they saw that manchild make the purchase and immediately began planning for it.

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It Gura sold bags of her feces for $50 each, would you buy one?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura moves and talks likes a cute girl.

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>>45505223
I wish I had money to watch her, next year maybe

[Anonymous No.]

Why is she playing video games now? Shouldn't she have something to be recording, or meeting to go to? The grind isn't supposed to stop when a project is complete.

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>>45505274
I'm going to pretend this doesn't exist and continue checking all the sites I check for fanart as normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>now

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>>45505437
Because a game she actually wants to play is coming out.

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>>45504913
I'd say im no more than average looking but I've never really bothered to date anyone because I'd never met a girl that stands out to me in a way Gura has. Im plenty social at work and get invited out to do things at times but normally i'd rather just spend my time watching Gura and hololive. Im sure I could get laid if I wanted but why would I want to spent my time with any girl that isn't Gura

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>>45504836
Have you tried reading the thread?

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>>45505392
They were probably already planning it but moved the project up the priority list after seeing the Elon shitshow.

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>>45504836
https://files.catbox.moe/pfh1x4.mp4
Where can I find it, I'm dumb.
Sleeping though everything sucks.

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>>45505392
I agree, 100% would migrate to Holoplus, to escape twitter

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>>45505430
Aren't you going to LA this summer? I'm more worried about not being fit enough before June.
If she's there to check on her performance and accidentally sees me at least I don't want to leave a bad impression.

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>>45505564
>>45472183

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>>45505490
The shitty re4 remake? Why bother.

[Anonymous No.]

If Hololive sold a Gawr Gura brand coffee for ¥7,000 a pound, would you buy it?

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>>45505619
Do cardio + cardinine. Enjoy gettinh skinny.

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>>45505619
Nope, not in America, plane ticket is expensive bruh

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>>45505392
It was the obvious next step in terms of keeping the Holo Ecosystem running and to keep you constantly in the HoloBox but yeah, either they decided to accelerate the plans when they saw what was going down with Twitter or incredibly good timing.
God I hope they remove the 100 likes thing, or at least give you a setting to remove the animation that plays at 100 likes. That and add an autotranslation feature like what Twitter has because otherwise EOPs will struggle.

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>>45505640
I don't deserve you.

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>>45505697
I've paid $20 for a pound of coffee

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>>45505697
No, I'm not that stupid.

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>>45505697
I would pound Gura for ¥700,000.

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>>45505697
I don't like coffee. Give me her lemonade.

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>>45505697
SOLD!

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>>45505743
Next time just search litter or catbox in an archiving service like warosu and scroll.

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>>45505697
I mean, once.

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Is she planning on streaming resident evil 4 on her shitty corporate given laptop? That shit might melt before she gets to the first boss

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>>45506045
She's coming home this week, otherwise she wouldn't have said she's streaming games at all

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>>45506045
She's probably on her way to burgerland right now, so shes gonna stream it from there

[Anonymous No.]

Wednesday members stream

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>>45506146
I mean I wouldn't put it past her to try something that dumb.

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>>45505831
Why are you making me hard?
It's not gooming time for me yet.

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>>45506045
Kiara revealed the laptop model and it's a decent gaming laptop that should've been able to stream New Vegas and other games decently, but Ame had to drop it to 720p lowest. The new Cover app must be fucking heavy.

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>>45506045
Did you know her specific specs?

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Gura in a bikini.... my god

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>>45506369
New Vegas? that's like old game

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.goodsmileus.com/product/hololive-english-myth-gawr-gura-1-7-complete-figure-10081

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>>45506459
That's the fucked up part. Laptop should have had no problems playing it at 1080p highest.

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone here go to 4th fes.?

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>>45506563
My pc can, and it doesn't have any gpu, how bad is this laptop lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506641
Yes there was one dude like 2 threads ago or so.

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>>45506369
OBS isn't exactly light either and it's not like she ever been good at configuring it properly

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>>45506698
You also need to stream it and run the cover app.

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>>45506641
Not me

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>>45506514
It's cheaper on Amiami or TOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506772
Hmmm makes sense

[Anonymous No.]

WHAT THE

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>>45506914
NYOOOOOOOOOOMM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506914
Nevermind it looked real from my phone I freaked out.

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>neither of the day 2 things are archived
Is there anything worth watching day 1 and any gura things other than the little girl and that EN spy game on the hololive channel?

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>>45506756
>OBS isn't exactly light either
yes it literally is. I average less than 2% usage on my system while recording or streaming with it.

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>>45506370
>>45506369
Here's what Kiara said
>Gigabyte Aero 5
This is probably a 12700H + mobile 130W 3070Ti since that's the configuration they sent out to reviewers.
IRyS's desktop 3070 struggles with the Cover app so I'm not surprised that a mobile 3070Ti that's 2/3 the speed was getting crushed.

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>>45506756
don't run the fucking streamlabs nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

Gura picked the perfect song

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>>45507078
The whole thing for day 2 isn't archived, but there's a bunch of clips that anons have posted
>>45505640

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>>45507078
There is HoloGura on the main channel as well as a jumpscare by Gura in the Holosummer announcement.

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I'm feeling kinda happy today.
It's not like I'm that unhappy most of the time. However when the happiness hits, it hits hard.

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Damn this brat... I love her.

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>>45507213
I looove the hologra, Gura is just too cute there

[Anonymous No.]

Same cute!
Her tail was extra wiggly!
She looks so happy!
I'm so fucking happy!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>45506914
Lol nice try, here have a Gura getting her back massaged. (Don't worry the chiropractor is just a friend.)

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>>45506369
>The new Cover app must be fucking heavy.
It's always been awful.

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I just rewatched all Gura parts from the fes and every time feels like the first time, she's just too good and too cute, it's amazing how perfect her voice has become and the way she expresses herself with her movements is just too adorable.

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>>45505393
Yeah. Methinks you could get some DNA out of it for my eventual Gura clone.

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>>45507350
We all do anon, we all do :)

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>>45507293
Im feeling fucking good too. Holofes was great again, Gura seems refreshed, and it looks like we're gonna be back to spending time with her again soon.

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>>45507499
>chiropractor
you're gonna wake the schizo

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>>45501670
I would like that as well

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>>45507078
The Olie and Haachama duet. It was one the best performances of the fes.
https://litter.catbox.moe/3jwm6l.mp4

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>>45507499
Wait how? How did you take a photo of me and Gura?! Are you watching us anon?

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>>45507212
thanks, I paid for the fucking thing and wasn't able to watch it this time because of a different thing I had to do where this guy was being a fag. I wanted to see how long both days were, but I'm probably going to skip most of the jps because lol and the ids because also lol
>>45507213
thanks
>>45507680
thanks, I probably would have skipped it because (((ollie)))

[Anonymous No.]

we never got the shirako tasting stream

[Anonymous No.]

gura said gaming this weekend so does that means this weekend for her (next weekend since it is monday in japan) or this weekend for EST?

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I cant stop smiling, buds.Makibao song into Megu Megu Fire were amazing

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>>45508042
>already past Gura time
i don't know anon, you tell me?:

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>>45508045
>Makibao song into Megu Megu Fire were amazing
Gura right after Korone caught me by total surprise. I figured she'd be later in the show. It was so fucking cool

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>>45507765
>paid for it
>didn't watch it live
>skipping 5/6 of the concert cause lol
anon is a rich spoiled brat

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>>45508042
She’s assuredly coming home early this week, if not right now, and resting before RE4 comes out. She could always do a member stream before since she wouldn’t have announced that on twitter but otherwise we’ll probably see her Friday

[Anonymous No.]

I really hope she enjoyed her JP trip and gets a chance to go back again but I also hope this trip convinced her moving there wouldn't be a good idea

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>>45508045
Two of the best performances of the night hitting one right after the other blew me away. The live crowd cheering made it all the better.

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>>45507765
Ollie and chambers work super well in this situation, mainly because the song requires you to be loud and aggressive.

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>>45507818
dont worry, she was tasting my shirako plenty of times :3

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>>45508302
Why does she stand like that

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>>45508490
I stand like that. Why do people make fun of it?

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>>45508490
Power stance

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>>45508042
The 26th is Easter so most likely that day

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>>45508490
Intimidated huh

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>>45508490
Robert pattinson power stance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508355
same desu

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>>45508525
I love dino's dorky stance.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508490
Cute stance

[Anonymous No.]

How did /ggg/ react to this?

[Anonymous No.]

Would you still love Gura if she wasn't a dino

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>>45508680
SHE'S NAKED

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>>45508680
Aroused

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>>45508708
???
But Gura is a shark?

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>>45508708
Dinosaurs aren;t real, it's a COSTUME, she's tricking ALL OF YOU

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508169
was going to watch it live but shit happened and last year I only watched day 1 and remember everyone just shit posting waiting for Gura and the only other part anyone cared about was shuba

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>>45508042
she means like 24/25/26

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>>45508998
I'm always excited about watching the whole thing and about every performance. I just don't post about it here unless it's super standout and others have posted about it because it's offtopic.

[Anonymous No.]

Just caught up on everything bros.
I'm so proud of her.

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>>45507716
Well it was either that anon, or showing the photo of that embarrassing situation at the sauna. Poor guy had help Gura get unstuck. I swear they don't get paid enough for this

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>>45509274
my shitty wife

[Anonymous No.]

I'm really in love with Gura.
She's the first person I've felt this way for, and I'm okay with that. It's an interesting experience...

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MEGU MEGU FIRE ENDLESS NIGHT

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>>45508525
>>45508629
>>45508490

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>>45509524
same desu It's been a wild ride, but overall I think it's been a positive one

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>>45509524
Oh my god me too, I never felt like this toward anyone that I have ever met, am I going too deep simping for Gura? Is there no going back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509598
Yeah, I know it's real. These feelings I feel are real.

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>>45509524
It's kinda wild you know, i never considered myself parasocial but when gura came into my life and everything changed.

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>>45509813
Just go all in, you will grow from it.
It's not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509813
>simping
Go back faggot

[Anonymous No.]

I wish Youtube would implement channel points like Twitch so I could prove I love Gura the most

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509524
I kinda feel the same I've never been so obsessed with another girl.
I have done things I would've never done for somebody else.

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>>45509524
Me too.. It's been a double edged sword. I feel immensely happy when i can spend time with her, but i feel terrible when she's gone for more than 5 days.. She motivates me alot though, and im working on myself because i want her to be proud of me too.

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>>45510144
Google would still take 1/3 of it.
Is there no other way to support Gura other than supas, merch and concerts? I doubt she gets a high percentage from the last two.

[Anonymous No.]

>using "simping" unironically

[Anonymous No.]

for anyone too stupid the bot is ramping up the parasocial so he can pivot to cuckposting

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>>45510305
>parasocial bad
kys

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>>45510144
Imagine Gura's channel point rewards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510269
Channel points are the fake currency you get while watching the stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510144
I don't know what those are and that makes me better than you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510269
IIRC holos get the biggest cut from custom merch (birthdays, etc). While Cover take a larger cut from corpo mandated merch like acrylic stand sold at the fest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510305
Are you new? Goslings have always been here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510389
Its just another way that chat can interact with the streamer

[Anonymous No.]

So are we in Gosling hours already? I guess fes has that affect.
God I love her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45510368
I thought you meant the bits. I forgot those even existed but it would be a nice idea to filter off the cancerous larpers in chat.

[Anonymous No.]

We should be thankful for Gura's existence

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>>45510484
I am thankful for that and thankful that she's my oshi.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

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[Anonymous No.]

bye thread!