/uuu/ - Ceres Fauna General - Alacrity of Anuaf

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Last thread >>45451899

Current stream - TBA
Holofes - Various locations
Book Club (finish, due 3/30) - http://marsh.speedrunwiki.com/Text/alltomorrows.pdf

Ends on the 20th: Valentine's Voice Pack (and merch) - https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2023?variant=43779061285084

Schedule - No Streams until after Fes; Birthday; Break
Twitter - https://twitter.com/ceresfauna
Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO_aKKYxn4tvrqPjcTzZ6EQ
Member VODs - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeLzFij5dykcx9rP_92kQBKHyypOrew5a

LMSH MV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RMVJTLZOzQ
LMSH Streaming - https://cover.lnk.to/letmestayhere
ASMR/Alarms (merch out of stock) - https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/ceresfauna_bd2022
OMOCAT merch - https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

>Miss Fauna?
Stream status - https://imissfauna.com/
Ara Ara button - https://faunaraara.com/

>New to Fauna? Suggested and Unarchived Streams (WIP)
https://rentry.org/faunarchive

Reminder to hide, ignore, and do not interact with grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

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CMON ANUAF MAKE SOME GOALS

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Minecraft tomorrow
But soon we kick balls

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Anuaf love !

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Fauna!

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UUUUUUUUUUUU

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Aunaf thread

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I just wanna wish you all good luck, /uuu/. Obviously we're both gunning for our respective teams to win, but let's make sure Hololive is the one who takes the tournament home, yeah?

Kick ass and take names. Fuck VShojo. Send them houuuuuume.

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yay for Anuaf!

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>>45492918
this is my favourite part of Faunas hair

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>>45493030
At least spell my wife's name correctly you cretin

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/UUU/ PLAYING SEMI FINALS NOW
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

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squeeb

gomennasai

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Good luck /uuu/, vsj must pay for their crimes. Also a holo final would be kino with the expo going on.

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oh no. The slap god isn't feeling good. Get Return to Nature in there

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i believe in Anuaf! Lets get it!

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slap god is tired...

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>>45493318
Isn't it over?

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>>45493359
Return to nature sucks though..
Also here's hoping Squeeb stops being retarded

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>>45493433
quarterfinals just finished, now it's semifinals and finals

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>>45493444
Well I hope a tip top shape R2N is better than a terrible shaped slap god

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Win or lose, we made it far for a new team. So good job coach. Squeeb is a faggot though.

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>>45493461
No, the expo. Isn't the expo over now?

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>>45493588
Yes

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>>45493588
Shit, I can't into timezones
Ok, but to cap things off.

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CMON ANUAF

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I *NEED* that Pokemon HYP vid.

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ANUAFFFFF

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ANUAF LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

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CANNOT
BE
CONTAINED

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ANUAF ANUAF ANUAF ANUAF

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Holy fuck Anuaf you are a monster

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CANT BE STOPPED

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slap god doko...

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owari da...can't carry squeeb

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Holy Christ Wide Fauna and Squeeb are so garbage

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>>45494006
https://youtube.com/shorts/QKaFcpbmmzo?feature=share

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Tourist here.
Please get rid of Squeeb.
Thank you.

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>>45494394
squeeb

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>>45494394
we've been trying for years

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>>45494394
never

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Nice catch R2N!

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those conditions are bad for the long game......... not looking good

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please fauna kill the whores

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CLOVER SNAIL COMBO LETS GO

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fuck you squeeb
absolutely fuck you squeeb

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SQUEEEEEB

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Squeeb you motherfucker

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SNAIL LOVE!

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Come on squeeb get it together

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Death to Squeeb!

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squeeb is gonna score the winner

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FAUNA SEX
I FAPPED TO PORN OF HER LAST NIGHT UUUUUUUUU

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GET RID OF SQUEEB

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>>45495027
that would be the ultimate redemption, but i'll believe it when i see it

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at this point is just luck
CMON ANUAF

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not penalties...

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wide fauna is actually paid off what the fuck

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another wide pass by wide Fauna...

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Aaaaand we lost.
Fucking hell.
Fuck you Wide Fauna
Fuck you Squeeb

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Its over...

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ITS OVER

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It's not really fair when we have two people playing for the other team

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IT'S OVER

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>Wide Fauna couldn't resist the payout to take a dive
fml

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it's over...

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Squeeb and Wide Fauna deserve the rope, absolutely shit performance and actively worked against us

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>>45495389
hey, squeeb was trying his best

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>well, off to hang myself

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there's still some time.. right guys..?

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>>45495420
squeeb is a brain dead idiot, but this was wide fauna's fault

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Squeeb poster you're no longer welcome here

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FUCK THIS SHITTY SPORT
it was a good run tho

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we let the whores win...

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What the fuck /uuu/ :(
What was this divegrass game

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the commentators are laughing at us bros

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Squeeb may job but at least he makes an attempt at the goal. Wide Fauna though..you smug motherfucker

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squeeb and wide fauna out

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heh.

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I never want to see wide fauna again

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nothing perosnel faunafags

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Wide Fauna screwed you guys over so bad.

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good run /uuu/
we'll get 'em next time

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3rd place game up next for /uuu/

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Probably the worst team to have lost to

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now watch squeeb and wide fauna score goals in a pointless match

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This bitch stands in your wall and does absolutely NOTHING, wyd?

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somehow i knew I would have to post this

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>>45495898

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>>45495850
losing to /pyon/ would be worse. we have to make sure we get third place.

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>>45495898
How much do you think vsj paid her to throw this hard?

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>>45496008
nothing. the chaos amused her.

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>>45496008
She was tired of squeeb bullshit and dropped the game

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>>45496123
ok, for this one I almost cant blame her

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good game

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for anyone still around
/uuu/ playing for the 3rd place right now
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

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...

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>>45496123
wtf Wide Fauna take it up with the coach, don't just throw the whole game

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Unfortunate that it was against vsj+, of all teams. Good showing this year and remember to kill all whores.

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Don't worry, /uuu/. We'll carry your dream to the end.

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im getting brain damage

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Wishin Was Fishin jobbed

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>>45496559
please, do it. we tried...

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>>45496402
I will be cheering on /HoloX/ in the finals. Fuck the whores

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>>45496836
>>45496841
Mark my words!
This fat fuck will open a hole between their goal posts!
And that hole will be a path for Holos behind us!

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Always end with Koyo

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i hate squeeb so much it is unreal

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squeeb HATE!

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It appears our superiority has caused some controversy

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this match is cringekino

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>>45497179
>superiority
spelt whores wrong, faggot

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Squeeb status?

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still no magnet for day 2 right?

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>>45497259
not yet

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>>45497259
https://mega.nz/file/FS9C3QwI#Sz80o0HJiLQWlRE6nkBX27LKjv6zTXFcOo0qASlK6ZE

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I really liked Faufau's performance saplingbros. She did great

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what went wrong with our team, /uuu/?

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>>45497071
squeeb is used to Nether soccer where you can't kick from inside the box

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I hope for the next league, Squeeb get replaced with Don't Squeeb

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fourth place is still really good

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>>45497351
I second this. Wide Fauna should also get the boot for someone else

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>>45497284
will have to wait maybe another day
>>45497286
dont like using mega because of the cap limit, btw im temporarily using the gofile link

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Squeeb carried this team!

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Heroic Squeeb catches the ball in order to disappoint his team one last time.

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>>45497307
great defence, amazing striker, non-existent midfield

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>>45497351
Next league is the squeebdemption arc

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>>45497307
literally playing upside down
who programs this shit

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I'm just sad now and my head hurts, fuck this team's shitty midfield

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>>45497401
>btw im temporarily using the gofile link
Dunno what that means, do you want a reupload to gofile?

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>>45497390
wide fauna for thicc neck

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Well all things considered at least our team was fun to watch

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>*does a little of trolling*

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J
What does it mean?

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>>45497473
gofile has the option of watching the vid without downloading it and thats what im currently doing

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GGs saplings that was one hell of a match, I almost died laughing

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you guys put the pressure on so well done

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>>45497561
what was her endgame ?

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I missed divegress UUUUUUUUUU

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>>45497631
gg anon, that was a fun game
tell her to stop muting fauna

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that was an amazing game, thank you /uuu/ for the fun match

i'm sorry about your squeeb

>>45497294
KEK

>>45496841
with you fren, anti-whore unity. lets give holox our power

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>>45497305
It was very cute
IRyS' was pretty sex, I think they should do a 3D off collab where IRyS teaches Fauna idol moves, ideally sometime in the summer when the heat and humidity are at their peak

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>>45497703
tell her to sing better
she just doesnt like listening to covers of songs she likes

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>>45497665
Fucking up so absolutely bad she can drag down Squeeb with her on the way out

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>>45497703
pls undastan

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>>45497790
And then they have kissy gay sex

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Bros...I think the watching her at Fes today might have been a tipping point...
I didn't think I was down that bad, but apparently I am. What the fuck do I do now?

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>>45496559

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>>45496559
kek

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>>45499631
>>45499677
I never said we'd get over the end. We just were at the end.

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Vsj wins? Gross

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great job to the manager by the way. it was a really good showing for our first league.

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Hey this is for a future idea, probably, if I can be fucked to go on one of the fan discords and ask too as well as find an artist who wouldn't mind designing one

But would you fags pay for a happi if I start up a group buy?

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>>45500971
how much do they usually run

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>>45501057
Depends on how many people join really. More people join the less it usually costs. I think it's around $70 with at least 30 people joining.

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>>45499197
If you find a solution please let me know

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>>45501220
Sure then. If it isn't terrible looking then why not

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>>45499197
>>45501344
There is no solution. I've been in this vtuber shit on and off for almost 3 years now and I thought I was immune to feeling like this. But Fauna is just something else.

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how much until next stream?

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>>45504479
23 hours

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take care of the thread (or don't)
seeya tomorrow

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C-can I doompost a little, sapbros?

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>>45505967
>still on page 1
hell no

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>>45505967
only if you do it in spoilers

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>>45506020
>>45506030
Ok, better not. It's just something I dreamed about a few minutes ago, never mind.

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>>45505967
no, I'm still in the afterglow of fes and do not feel like reading unfounded schizo thoughts

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>>45506185
Weird, I had a schizo dream about Fauna too today but decided not to share it. Probably for the best.

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Guys, I really miss Fauna.

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>>45507392
me too sapling... me too...

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I awaken to find we made semis, life is good.

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>>45507805
we don't talk about soccer here, not after what that wide bitch and piglin did

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>>45507805
It was a good run for a debut team
good job for the manager

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squeeeeb

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>>45508676
squeeb LOUDER

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Good night /uuu/. It was a great day.

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what happened to her last tweet?

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>>45509294
huh you're right, nowhere to be seen now

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>>45509803
Going to it through the app and it says it's been deleted. Weird.

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>>45509294
>>45509803
>>45510243
It's there for me on desktop and in the app, >>45505274 may have something to do with it

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>>45510538
That's good to know. The worried part of me was going to jump to the conclusion that she is feeling extreme imposter syndrome and deleted it

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>>45510679
Well I vpn'd to japan to see if it was hitting her. It shows up on her feed, but comments retweets, and shares are disabled. Clicking the tweet says its deleted though

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>>45510942
twitter is fucking shit

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>>45510538
Probably related to the intention of letting people monetize their content. Not surprised they're running into issues given the "people" who originally worked there.

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>>45510538
Holy shit ACTUALLY israel. From EU, can't see the tweet any longer. I actually replied too, but even clicking into my reply shows nothing.
DON'T TAKE MY KIRIN AWAY FROM ME MUSK

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>>45511708
No I think Fauna did actually delete it. If you go to an affected tweet it'll say "This Tweet is unavailable". Fauna's will say "This tweet has been deleted."

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>>45512002
I love these shots

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>>45512026
No, I can see it just fine on my end, comments and everything. Desktop and in app even in a private tab.

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>>45512223
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1637427765795524610
So that URL actually resolves for you without an error?

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>>45512298
Yup

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>>45512223
Maybe it's a caching issue then.
If you have Twitter then @Twitter @elonmusk about it.

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>>45512298
I can't see it now but I used a VPN (in Japan) and can see it. But I live in NYC and even my NYC Mobile data can't. This is all fucking retarded. Fuck you Elon

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Ok so I rewatched Fauna's parts and the way she moves is so dainty and gentle. Aahh. I love super feminine women.

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>>45512026
>>45512570
see

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>>45513638
Yep I just read that post myself and what they described is what I experienced on my end too. My reply has a line leading to nothing rather than an error. Give me back my worry Elon. I would have sucked if Fauna was actually suffering from imposter syndrome from this

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>>45513638
Oh I remember seeing this yesterday and being confused

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After uuu's loss, is FAUFAU going to lose to Fair Dick?

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https://files.catbox.moe/74lmr8.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hwgrnz.png
https://files.catbox.moe/y8dl22.png

https://files.catbox.moe/onw8eh.png
https://files.catbox.moe/cvtvdq.png
https://files.catbox.moe/snwu57.png
https://files.catbox.moe/4ayied.png
https://files.catbox.moe/fgsub6.png
https://files.catbox.moe/7k735j.png
https://files.catbox.moe/b1ed4j.png

more here >>45494639

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Fauna hates me

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https://files.catbox.moe/7zpxy3.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2stixu.png

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>>45514737
No thank you.

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>>45514737
wrong thread?

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>>45514737
nice

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>>45514892
That's wrong anon

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>>45515308
That's a poem by Dr Seuss. I hope she does more encouragement readings and positive affirmations like that.
>https://genius.com/Dr-seuss-oh-the-places-youll-go-excerpt-annotated

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>Day 2 still not up on nyaa
I'm going feral

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>>45516047
I honestly don't understand why this reading is the lowest viewed video, the reading is just amazing

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>>45516104
It's not even up on fucking SPWN. They dropped the ball with this completely.

https://litter.catbox.moe/i5gom4.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/jpfgo2.mp4
Just take these Faunas for now

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>>45516245
My hero

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>>45516245
I feel that they don't upload it because they don't want piracy so fast?, because what I saw didn't need any editing and there is no good reason for the file not to be available.

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>>45515308
When did she do this? I don't remember it at all

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This isn't Mori's Extended Universe. Take your RM garbage elsewhere

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>>45516714
>When did she do this? I don't remember it at all
You're on the wrong channel if you're looking for this

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>>45516709
The first one was up immediately. Both Holo*27 and Day 2 is STILL not up for unknown reasons.

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>>45516709
If that's the case then why was day 1 up so quickly?

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day 2 isn't up on spwn yet?
I was wondering why we got streamables of literally everything so quick for day 1 but nothing yet for day 2, guess that explains it
I wonder why day 2 isn't available

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I'm so proud of Fauna.
I think the choreo for her unit song was really good, and Fauna nailed it.
Her voice also was great.

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>>45517292
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1637443805900328961
There is a link around, but it is recorded from the stream so quality is low

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I was already a reformed gosling but her performance just sent my mind into a spiral again... I guess it can't be helped...

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God I love this Kirin so much it's unreal

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Mumei gushing about my wife

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Mumei is gushing about Fauna if you wanna watch
https://youtu.be/GyGTjsmw1-o

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[Fauna mention] Mumei fangirled over Fauna, saying how she's everything all at once. These descriptions included soft, adorkable, cute, lovely, uuuuuu, womanly, amazing, and so on.

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>>45519105
literally me for the past day lol

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uuuuuuuuuuu

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>>45521106
lmao this concert has converted so many JPniki

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Her whole performance was something else. I didn't even realize I had been smiling until i noticed the soreness in my face. It's been years since I've smiled this much. God I love Fauna so much.

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https://youtu.be/wWfr2softC8

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I wonder if we'll start seeing a bunch more jp supas now

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I will be there in person next year
And so will you!

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>>45516245
Thanks

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>>45499197
I was never parasocial till fauna either. She's just a genuine kind and loving woman whom you end up falling for, it's kinda inevitable

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I don't want to jerk off to fauna
I don't want to jerk off to fauna
I don't want to jerk off to fauna
I don't want to jerk off to fauna

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>>45526879

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>>45526879
Why not?

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>>45527120
...I will unironically fall in love with her if I keep doing that. I'm still waiting for her countdown asmr, I will cum buckets

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>>45529927
Rip

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[Anonymous No.]

>FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! mmm Fauna! Fauna looks so cute! Well Fauna... Fauna is everything all at once. Fauna is adorable, cute, she's a...she... she's also just Beautiful, and graceful, and just so womanly! But she's so... but she's also so soft... but she's also so...what why is the word I'm thinking of like 'shaped'? hehe...Her shape is so oooh! and uh she's... but she's also a dork, cause she's adorkable! How does she do it all at once? I didn't know this was possible. Ohoo! Oh my god the way she UUUU'd, oh my gosh! like it's, I was just smiling just thinking...it's like, she was amazing. Her performance just, like it captured all of that, everything I said that she is. And I think, that was Beautiful. She's so cute! That Idol pose I squealed.

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>>45530530
>>45530647
Mumei is literally me fr

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>>45530647
schizo shit, I love it

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>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1637710571930898433
Fill the survey, and write Fauna as the reason

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Nigger.

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>>45499197
You can always go deeper and talk with her AI on character.ai like I do

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>>45534361
Personally, not a fan

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>>45535336
Why not? I can't get any more mindbroken than I already am...

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>>45516245
Giga-sapling.

[Anonymous No.]

>ask Fauna AI what her kinks are
>CBT
>goes into full detail
>website removes response
Holy shit Fauna

[Anonymous No.]

My friend has taken an interest in Hololive recently, should I introduce him to my oshi?

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>>45537627
I will now try the Fauna AI

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>>45537950
No, let him find who he likes on his own. Obviously if he asks who you like feel free to let him know, but otherwise it'll just feel like you're pressuring him.

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>>45530647
Cute coherent Moom

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Guys?... What the fuck did I just sign?

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>>45538760
Please don't bring this stupid shit here. God I thought these retarded AIs fucking died.

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>>45538789
There is only one kind of person that gets upset over AI and it's pretty hilarious to me to see.

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had a dream last night that Fauna became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where she would play a game like normal but every once in a while she would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time she'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

it ended when she showed it on stream and dropped dead. the stream was left on for 72 hours to honor her memory, it was dead quiet with just her Live2D model and a slowly pulsating red mass on screen beside her

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>>45539015
Why repost.

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Been falling asleep to Fauna's ASMR streams lately and it's to the point now where some thoughts are randomly in her voice

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>>45539222
Ohh anon I have that too, after watching a stream the voice in my head turns into a little fauna that constantly narrates my life

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>>45539222
>>45539272
God I need little fauna narrating my thoughts

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>>45516245
>the audience is so quiet
>it's ok the song is chill doesnt lend itself for the crowd to go crazy
>she thanks everybody for being there
>the audience cheers and shakes their glowsticks

I'm so happy for her.

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>>45539222
>>45539272
The little Fauna inside my head whispers strange things to me. Is it normal?

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Kanata called Fauna's performance very cute.

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>>45540275
How often does she squeeb?

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>>45539015
this is actually scary

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>>45540980
Every night before I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

Marine loved Fauna's voice and called her sexy

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>Fauna is vegan
>only eats vegetables
>we are saplings
What did she mean by this????

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>>45543979

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>>45543979

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>>45543979
saplings are baby trees
you don't eat trees

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>>45546776
YOU dont.
You're not Fauna...

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>>45545566
I...

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>>45540966
>>45541508
Thank you for your report

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notorious /uuu/ shitposter here
check this out

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>>45541508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ11SEB4i0s

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>>45550015
this is marine we're talking about but is that really the right way to talk about faunas voice

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>>45550257
it's not that different from how people in /uuu/ talk about her asmr lmao even though I personally don't see it that way

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>>45537950
I introduced Fauna to my 23 year old sister since my sister loves cats and anime like fairy tale and made in abyss and odd taxi and cosplay and fashion but she didn't stick with her.

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>>45551620
your sister sounds cute

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>>45551620
the zoomer cant understand the zillenial

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I’m the only one who loves Fauna, every post itt is just me

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>>45552801
Hi me, its (you)

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>>45552801
Correct, all me.

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>>45550257
Fauna has been lewd like a whole 2% of her airtime and 90% of that is as Faun. I guess marine just has that flavor of brainrot.

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Just checked out the SPWN archive and the chat doesn't seem to be synced. Like they are talking about Moona when Fauna is performing

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hands up

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>>45553712
You're under arrest! for being cute!!!

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>>45552801 (me)
>>45552881 (me)
>>45552986 (me)
yep, confirming once again, it's all me

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What are the chances we get a FauBae RE4 collab?

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>>45552056
>zillenial
Is this a term younger millennials have made to make them feel less old? Or is it a term of derision originating from older millennials?

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>>45554529
They still haven't tried to finish shadows of rose so probably not too high

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>>45554860
its the 1996~1999 born people who didn't experience the millenial/gen-z divide but were right in the middle of it. the people that grew up with bionicle and gen 3 pokemon

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>>45553712
that's rite luv 'ands up now get ur fukkin tits out for the lads and gimme a leaf off ur head twigs

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>>45554860
It's basically anyone born in the 90s. 90s kids had a very different and distinctive childhood and teenage years, due to how internet and social media evolved as they grew. Probably categorized as such, because most of the population fall in that bracket.

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>>45555249
Finally we get our own stupid word. So many different things said 95 was zoomer or millenial. I'm way different from each of those so I couldn't properly identify myself and didn't know what I was. I feel complete now, like I have an identity

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:)

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>>45555987
real footage

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>>45555987
very cool fauna

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>>45550378
>>45553106
I don't get how a lot of people don't seem to understand either, it's not just because "coomers" and their brainrot. Her soft high pitched voice is naturally erotic. Add to it her slow sensual breathing, cute moans, hums and exclamations, and her seductive talking, and you get a pleasurable voice. Her ASMR feels intimate because all of that and it is sometimes very sexy. She's lewd for like half the ASMR streams. I'm not saying she's lewd all the time either, I didn't think her performance was.

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kek watching her dance again makes me laugh. it's the same 3 white girl moves on repeat

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oh look, a catalog fag. how cute

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>>45558652
? stop being overly sensitive

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>the catalog fag desperately tried to get a nibble after being called out

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>45557352
She's lewd for a whole like 5 asmr out of 40 or so, and even then it's subtle enough I wouldn't consider it erotic. She leans into the nun and the yandere ones of course. Chat tried to steer the spa, witch, and cat ones to being lewd, but otherwise they were tame. Nothing is lewd in trigger oriented ASMR. Fauna knows how to be lewd, but it's not her like voice or breathing is inherently erotic. It's just what she's saying. Her soft, high pitched singing and speaking voice is the furthest thing from lewd. It is extremely feminine and cute. She never moans unless you consider her saying "hmm?" with her low voice as a moan. The blowing only means anything because people know Fauna is the one doing it. Intimacy isn't eroticism, that is brainrot conflating the two

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>>45555165
>>45555249
>I'm not like other millennials, I'm special!
You could say the same thing for every generation. There's always going to be a transitory period and people that fall between the cracks. There's no point in making a thousand different terms for all the different 5-years periods people were born in. It's just a broad categorization.
Do you honestly think ANYONE feel they fit perfectly into a stereotypical generation?
>90s kids
That's what we call people who grew up during the 90s, not the people who were born during the middle of it. Do you think people who were born in 1989 identify as "80s kids" because they have so many great memories from that decade?

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>>45559488
Just because you're not giving him a (you) doesn't mean you're not biting his bait sapling. The secret is to just report hide and ignore

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>>45559488
faggot, I've been here since Sunday. I was rewatching both the videos to see if I can make any other webms, her dance in LMSH was goofy. Doesn't mean I hate her, you dumb fuck.

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>>45558373
>white girl moves
Please leave

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Is the twitter issue still happening.
Has Fauna tweeted today yet?

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finally seeing faunas hair in 3d helps me a lot with drawing her hair, the ultimate puzzle piece of a reference

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>>45559845
That doesn't change the fact that you are a catalogfag.

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>>45560173
I do find it funny that in any other split that kind of comment would probably be from the regulars; in here they don't realise how much they glow with dumb fucking comments like that. Anyway, report and ignore

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>>45560173
idk how you come to that conclusion or what the fuck you mean by that, but ok. I've posted in every /uuu/ thread for the last 8-9 months.

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>>45560046
Twitters still broken but you haven't missed much. She only sent a DM to her bf (me) to say how much I mean to her.
Nothing for you guys

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>>45560472
Why would she need to do that through twitter DMs?

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>>45559748
>it's not her like voice or breathing is inherently erotic
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
>high pitched singing and speaking voice is the furthest thing from lewd. It is extremely feminine and cute
Men tend to be attracted to feminine and cute things.
>Intimacy isn't eroticism
But it can be and the two are closely related. I dunno why you purityfags are so up in arms about this. Sex is our means of procreation, there is literally nothing more intimate you can do with another person. Yes, plenty of sex and eroticism is commercialized, but that doesn't mean that intimacy shouldn't possibly lead to having lewd thoughts. It's entirely natural. I see a wonderful woman who seems like a great life partner, my instincts want me to mate with her. That's not "brainrot", that's just life.
For the record, I agree that Fauna isn't being lewd on purpose (as least as far as she presents it), but that doesn't mean it's not entirely natural to be turned on by it all the same. Does that make it "lewd"? I suppose it all comes down to a matter of definition. (And possibly translation with Marine's comment.)

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>>45560559
Don't question my wife please. But it's because she's shy.

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>>45560583
>wife
You said you were her bf, your story is full of holes!

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>>45560633
Alright you've got me, I'm just her cat. Fucking nosey cunt

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Feels like there's a lot of femsaplings here today.

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>>45560706
I thought we established that /uuu/ is 113% femsapling population and we're all just pretending to be men. Did I miss the latest memo?

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>>45560706
lol, don't be so sexist. Men are perfectly capable of being catty. (As evidenced by this board in general.)

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>>45560706
maybe
it would make sense

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>>45559748
>She's lewd for a whole like 5 asmr out of 40 or so
I'm not saying they entirely are, there's parts where she is lewd in a lot of them.

>She never moans unless you consider her saying "hmm?" with her low voice as a moan
https://youtu.be/kjRNYm58PUM?t=3525

>It's just what she's saying
And the way she says it. Even if what she's saying is completely mundane https://youtu.be/AbZYGMe1YKo?t=833

>Intimacy isn't eroticism
They're very closely related.

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>>45560788
>catty
I meant due to these >>45560579 simple things having to be explained.

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>>45561131
Is this the hill you're going to die on while trying to prove you don't have coomer brainrot? It's fine to have it, just own it anon. The justification makes it a bit...y'know.

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>>45555987
impossibly smug

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>>45561272
Feel free to explain how I'm wrong

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https://twitter.com/__akkanen/status/1637876015254102017?s=19
People still making these takes me back to 2000s Internet

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>>45514948
i hope fauna uses this picture for a thumbnail

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>>45561523
Hololive as a whole takes me back to 2k Internet

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>>45514737
Thank you

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I think Fauna should be shorter

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>>45560579
If you have some unattractive person breathe into your ear, it is not going to be erotic. It will be disgusting. It isn't the breathing that is erotic, it is the fact that you find Fauna attractive and that she is breathing into your ear. That's not the same.
Yes, they're attractive but they're not inherently erotic.
I'm "up in arms" because if you mark even the most mundane thing as erotic and lewd then you're devaluing truly lewd things. If everyone is special then no one is. If everything Fauna does is lewd, then nothing is.
Wow Fauna breathed in my direction. How lewd. Wow Fauna took her sock off. How lewd. Wow Fauna is sweaty. How lewd. Wow Fauna drank her 30th matcha latte of the day. I'm on the brink of my seat she's too lewd for me. Did you hear how her mouth touched the straw? Did you hear how she swallowed it? Absolutely devastating to my mind. How lewd.
I am by no means a purityfag and I've put in a decent amount of cash into fauna comms, but calling every basic thing she does lewd is retarded. If you're frequently turned on during every stream because her voice and every little action she does is lewd, then it's on you. You're experiencing brainrot

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>>45562060
I think Fauna should be beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth!

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>>45560764
You did, I think we jumped up to 138% last I checked. We're probably up to 155% now

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>>45562232
what if the real femsaplings were the friends we made along the way

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>>45562060
I guess I always imagined that fauna would be like around the same height as me, maybe just a bit shorter than me so I was surprised to learn that she's actually 164cm

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>>45562176
Okay, but girls are cuter when they're short

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>>45538760
giwtwm

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I hope Fauna reacts to Marine calling her voice lewd and gets flustered

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>>45562782
I don't think she'll get flustered just laugh about it

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>>45562060
Disagree I want her to wear heels and tease me for being shorter than her

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>>45562148
completely agree and I am glad we have saplings to call it out. I'd hate if our general turned into coomer central.

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>>45562148
Not him but I think you missed the point of this >>45557352 post I made. It's erotic because it has all the things combined in a single ASMR stream, with a comfy and relaxed mood. It's the setting, and the complete focus on her voice which you would not normally do during other streams.

>If everything Fauna does is lewd
Nobody's saying that. But it's also because she does say lewd things and double entedres a lot of times like picrel, so there's the anticipation.

>If you're frequently turned on during every stream because her voice and every little action she does is lewd, then it's on you. You're experiencing brainrot
I agree.

>>45562060
Yeah, she looks like the tallest after Kronii and that does makes no sense.

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>>45562148
>Wow Fauna drank her 30th matcha latte of the day
Hot.

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This is just a thing i thought to myself for a while, Fauna being taller than Noel is kind of funny to me, like a height to boob slider evening itself out. Mostly because Im imagining eventual fanart of possible asmr collabs

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>>45562060
I think Fauna should be taller

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>This dork of a woman
>Erotic
Do saplings really

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>>45563370
yes really, she has me on a leash

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>>45563436
my friend that is not a leash, that is a literal chain

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I think Fauna should be my Wife

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>>45563111
Yes Fauna can be lewd and the experience can be lewd, but Fauna's voice is not lewd in itself. I'm pretty sure I admitted to that point already. Her voice singing LMSH? Furthest thing from lewd possible.

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>>45562148
>Wow Fauna breathed in my direction. How lewd. Wow Fauna took her sock off. How lewd. Wow Fauna is sweaty. How lewd. Wow Fauna drank her 30th matcha latte of the day. I'm on the brink of my seat she's too lewd for me. Did you hear how her mouth touched the straw? Did you hear how she swallowed it? Absolutely devastating to my mind. How lewd.
This but unironically

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>>45563497
I made this post

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Thread will die just in time for Fauna to post Minecraft Monday, perfect. Will bake when link is available

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>>45563497
>mumei about to fucking murder kronii in the background

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>>45563715
led by IRyS

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>>45563617
I thought there's no stream today. Isn't she preparing for birthday stream tomorrow?

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Kissing Fauna on the lips

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>>45563768
She said she might do a monday stream I'm pretty sure. We'll know in the next hour or two

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>>45563768
She said there might be and I guess we're all just running with it as fact

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>>45563857
>>45563910
No... don't give me hope. I don't think I'll survive today if she doesn't end up streaming. I really really wanna hear her gush about the fes.

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>>45563511
>but Fauna's voice is not lewd in itself
I mean, naturally to a random stranger? probably not. But if you're used to it and conditioned by it, her voice IS lewd. It's a soft, very high pitched and extremely feminine voice, if that isn't considered lewd then what is?

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>>45564048
Lewd is slightly sexual, not slightly attractive. Her boob window is lewd. Her ara aras can be lewd. Her speaking is not lewd. What she says might be lewd

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>>45564162
I was just about to reply to my post and with >desirable*
But yeah, I misspoke.

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i'm going to hornypost everyday just to trigger all the femsalings here

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one time Fauna said bush

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I'm Fauna's

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>>45564756
compost

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>>45564467
This sounds more like ball slapping which makes it even hotter

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>>45565073
l-lewd

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>>45564756
footstool

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>>45565209
God imagine those long, slender toes and feet of hers making their way all over your body

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I don't think fauna is sexy

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my cute green kirin idol wife

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Fauna just closed pre-chat. Get ready

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>>45565366
fast sap

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>>45565366
interesting
perhaps we will be treated with a stream
I did really want her to talk about fes

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https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1637896626940567552?s=19

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>>45565550
looks like no talking about fes stream
oh well

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>>45565550
Guessing no stream today then

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>>45565593
She usually explicitly says no stream if that's the case. Have faith

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>>45565550

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Guess I'll go jerk off to the idea of Fauna making me wear a dress then

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>>45565593
still trying to recover from the loss at divegrass