/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

BRO ACTUALLY GOT FANART

WHAT A GIGACHAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
He got multiple by Holo music illustrators

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
HOOOOLLLY HECCIN' GIGACHAD! WOWZERSSSSSS!!!! GUYS THIS IS SO EPIC!

[Anonymous No.]

Isn't this racist?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Nope, he's lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>go watch your oshi live
>have a blast
>artists make fanart about you
kinda jealous not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
You're not one of those people on twitter with rainbow and toothpaste flags, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

I want Jimmy fanart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Man racism lives rent free in some people's heads 24/7, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
I hope he sees this, he does browse here after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Sorry, /vt/ is a nationalist board so being white isn't inherently racist here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Are you Vaxxed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
kys faggot/woman/non-white

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>>45481758
>Hololive trying to copy the token excited white gaijin moment that Nijisanji already had but several years later.
This is one of the most blatant paid shills ive ever seen in my entire life.
I wonder how much they paid them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
What? how to you reach that question i don't even know how you could, like litteraly. Twitter users should really be exterminated for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541
I have no idea what you’re talking about. Does anyone else in this thread either?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541
Hololive really does live rent free in the mind of a Nipplenigger. Sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482545
Is this a bot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
The Nijitroon thread is here >>45481215 Xir

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
Also got a like by Ame, which is one of his oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482643
Nope, have proud in saying that when it comes to nijisanji, I'm mostly new.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Amerimutt hands typed this question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541
Why Nijitranji why?
He is a anon, I chated with him an hour ago
>>45482643
No clue here, he is speaking in some retarded language

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541
I feel sorry for you if you aren't trolling, please actually stop seething over imaginary enemies, it's not healthy and you'll probably die one day from being so stressed over brand wars that a blood vein pops in your head, killing you instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
based & cringe

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>>45481660
Unfortunately, the dude himself is falling asleep now and yeah he knew about this thing, he is /here/ and the dude is
>handsome
>worked as an IT and live in Japan
>nihongo jozu
>not using Twitter
>goslinganon
>UnityCHAD
>has been here since 2020 (CMIIW about this part)
He is the true hololive fans anon, how can /vt/ compete against this guy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483377
That anon is 90% trolling because this is just a copypasta taken from their nijisanji thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>>45481758
That's cute. Who is his oshi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
They can't so they will ruin his life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Are you from Twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
I literally want to be this guy now. He is the ideal human being to enjoy life as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482371
Jimmy and Goslinganon are real MVP on this fes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483764
He likes Ame, Marine, and Bae.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
He unfortunaly has to use Twitter now or people will try to impersonate him.
We got him to make an account just for safety. He hates Twitter though like a sane human

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>>45481758
This comes off as really forced

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
How to reach this kind of happiness in life bros....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484212
Foreign white men reactions contrasted in two different panels gaining traction in japanese social media, receiving countless parodies? unprecedented, there's no way this could possibly be organic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482385
>>45483590
He was in this >>45464328 thread earlier, I recommend reading through it, but here's his first post in there >>45470987

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483764
His oshi is Hololive.
But said Bae, Ame and Marine are the most special to him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
https://holoch.blog.jp/archives/19688487.html

>>45470987
>>45471875
>>45472635
>>45473212
>>45474114

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485090
pretty funny translation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485769
LOL nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485769
Why does it translate to Laplace lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482362
Why are you in a hololive thread if you’re lgbtphobic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660

>>45350898
>>45350955
>>45351213
>>45351705
>>45351957
>>45352403

>>45486284
ラプラス
lapulasu ≃ laplace

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>>45483590
>been /here/ since /jp/ threads in 2019
>now i want to marry this guy after reading all of this
it sucks having a baby fever right now...i am so happy for this anon. I hope he is having a good sleep and sweet dreams. It's always great to see the fans be happy. I won some meet and greets, and despite only one of them being my oshi, I still was happy to chat with them and support them. I love hololive, and I always will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
Cool. Too bad I didn't get a single like/comment from my oshi in 3+ years, maybe I would still be there, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483978
>>45484727
What a cuck but hey hes famous now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486429
how is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486503
Haremprotag is the same as cuck these days?? I guess I learn something new each day after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>>45481758
How long until some Japanese cosplay girl fuck his brains out. Lucky fucker

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486808
The japanese girls were thirsting for him in the interviews

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
>how can /vt/ compete against this guy?
He's part of /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484212
Did you not hear the crowd cheering when he was on screen being organically happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486861
Make love a Japanese women, gosling anon, do it for all the anons that never will. Live anon, live.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to seethe but i can not. I am just really happy for that dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486427
LONDON

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486861
>He's over living in Japan
>is now notable among Japanese girls for being a handsome kaiginiki holochad
>he speaks Nippon
He's fucking in lads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>>45481758
>>45485769
This is the guy that will save Lappy and make her decide to follow the true Holo-idol path after seeing the impact she has on people

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>>45481758
That's actually really wholesome. God bless all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
literally how?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45488009
Pretty sure he's just being sarcastic, because of the mentally ill assholes on twatter and other shitholes like that.

[Anonymous No.]

KING

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483978
>>45484727
Very based choices, I respect him more now

[Anonymous No.]

gaijin-sama... i kneel...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45485769
wait, thats illegal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
>How can /vt/ compete
He is /vt/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45487151
>>45487757
Only if he has the confidence. Women can want you in the abstract, or even specifically, but you still have to be the one to make a move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486284
Because, and choochoo comes the clue train last stop (you), she's
Laplace's Demon

[Anonymous No.]

5ch were especially poetic about him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45488678
Based and determinism pilled

[Anonymous No.]

Very Uoooooooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-XuFYn-sK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04Km_E4z6SQ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45487757
>one chance at life
>born ugly
Damn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45488832
That's Day 1, what was their reaction for Day 2?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489014
The cuffs sealed her power. Without them she can see all paths of all things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45488832
>Make it a symbol of world peace
lol that's wild japs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>WHAT A GIGACHAD
>crying teamate ojisan not even cheering

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489259
Nobody's fucking born ugly. Eat healthy, work out, dress well. and you'll be a 6/10 at the minimum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Isn't this your reddit nigger meme? At least they are even validated by this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
Objectively wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489993
What a way to live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486427
What the heck is a "baby fever" will this plague my wife in a couple of years too oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
He's a /#/nigger even if it was it's not like they had rights in the first place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
That helps but none of those fix my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
Rich kid moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
>Nobody's born ugly
Delusional post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45488832
This is fantastic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
>>45481660
>>45481758
Absolutely happy for this guy, hope he finds himself a cute japanese wife who is also into hololive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490136
You know how people talk about the wall, how it rapidly approaches women and how desperate they become as it creeps closer? Yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490545
He could get this russian teamate but that's probably a bad idea, she's kinda uuuh... demanding based off Twitter posts. Probably not a good girl inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481787
somebody's jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490244
99% of the time, "face" problems are actually hair problems. I've found that anything short of actual deformity is workable with good hygiene and an appropriate hair style, especially for guys.
t. formerly unattractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490027
Yes, being ugly is hard.
And part of it is retards that think its a choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
Objectively true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491026
>99% of the time, "face" problems are actually hair problems
It's impressive to be this delusional. Do you live in Sweden or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
utterly retarded post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491405
Not worth replying to, sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491026
Hairline is genetic and not fixable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
she would tell him to improve himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491445
>replied
Okay, so your posts are just bait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491469
Your problem is not your hairline, it's your attitude. You aren't as demented as you seem to want to think you are, barring an actual medical condition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
God, she's so fucking hot. I'd gladly let her completely ruin my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491445
That's a yes, then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491469
It's funny seeing zoomers with broccoli hair but their hairlines pushed back to the middle of their heads, while I'm 30 and my hairline is barely any shorter than it was 8 years ago, but it's just thinner and whispy now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45491469
Receding hairline is due to a lack of blood flow due to tightening of the scalp.
So while it may be genetic it can also be due to constant stress or other things that causes you to tighten up those muscles. If you're really desperate then some have found success with botox. But as a guy you would likely do better by just shaving it all off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Unironically yes but it's the cute kind of passive jap racism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
Need me some menhera Ame pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490173
He's not, /#/fags just jumped on him first. He was in /hlgg/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
that's a landmine i'd happily step on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45492157
How? Are you stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
She were looking at cute little houses on Twitch earlier. You just have to man up and get that chain on her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
Link her twitter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486861
nijisister roasties are seething hard and want to dox the dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>45492128
I started using minoxidil after gaining a widows peak with age and that shit actually works. I was skeptical because of infomercials I saw in the 2000s about hair growth shit so I thought it was mostly bullshit. /blog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
I only feel disgust for a grown ass man crying because some girls are singing...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845

i only feel pity for someone who can't comprehend seeing someone else enjoying themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

He is slightly pudgy but now he is obligated to work out and mew so that his face gets more chiseled for the next holofes. Don't let us down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
sorry but white people are loved everywhere in the world except in their own countries.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
People can be born ugly, but is is YOUR decision to stay being a 1/10, fashion and whatnot helps, I don't recommend buying expensive clothing, just functional, you would be surprised at the amount of bootleg clothing that works just fine or similar to brand clothing. Just watch out for any chinesium stuff and obviously, wash it, HARD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490782
Wasn't she asking for a JP chad openly on Twitter like yesterday?, something about wanting a nice house at some rural Japan area (because she comes from an actual rural place), I don't think any of us count unless you got some voodoo shit to give her the citizenship.
Also, very good Ame cosplay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45499503
Yep. And someone who likes long walks and wild camping

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486427
>it sucks having a baby fever right now...
WHAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45499503
Yes, it seems like she wants to grab a jap husband so she can live there.
Can't really blame her for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45500637
Women have this thing called a menstrual cycle. That, along with The Wall, induce baby fever in women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
like, you should do those things. but that's fucking retarded. of course people can be born ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45501689
Even if you're born ugly you should maximize your appearance. It's part of the coping and humble pie gobbling which is absolutely essential to leading a satisfying life if you're born with a major penalty like a subhuman appearance.
All the seething ugly incels who use it as an excuse to give up are too egotistical to eat the humble pie, were probably brought up being told they could do and be anything and humility is a foreign concept to them. Giving up without roping is just condemning yourself to hell on earth. It's profoundly sad that most of them delude themselves into thinking they're enlightened for doing so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
>Nobody's fucking born ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45496070
He was not crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
https://twitter.com/hwikkyofficial/status/1637543628276117504
The videos about the holoexpo/concert are gonna be so wild to watch in the near future.
the KRbro who made the vid on the Aniplus MYTH cafe was there at the expo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845
You dropped this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845
Nothing to be concerned about.
It just means you're not a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45502210
Your plebbit advice doesn't work here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45502432
Okay maybe some, but that is a very notable exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845

[Anonymous No.]

>>45502834
Man, this clip makes me wish I could hang out with the unity chads and just have a good time while we get drunk and talk about our oshis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45490993
Yes, I am

[Anonymous No.]

>>45503027
t. ugly doomer incel

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody have the Miko clip reacting to him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541
>>45484212
>>45482247
>>45489490
>>45495845
Finally I have a perfect opportunity to post this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
How many chuubas did he fuck this weekend

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486427
I am sorry for your loss, mate

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone have the meme of this dude on both day 1 and day 2 with the Title text for Hololive Our Bright Parade on the side? Thats the best way to describe it I should have saved it earlier its so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486408
Because faggots like you are annoying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506150
Hysterical

[Anonymous No.]

>>45502834
Imagine having bros like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506489
NVM found it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>it's him
https://twitter.com/Mitsuru1206/status/1637432141494771714
https://twitter.com/Mitsuru1206/status/1637464730448306177
Holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507770
>Joined May 2021
But he said he doesn't have Twitter??

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506150

[Anonymous No.]

>>45483590
We kill him and destroy the happiness he brings to others

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508424
4chud bros were lied to again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508424
>>45508772
Could be a random twitterfag trying to hop on the clout train

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
I still don't know what "dressing well" means. My fashion sense sucks, but when I try what others recommend I'm the only person that thinks the pick looks stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
>Nobody's fucking born ugly
LMAO
M
A
O

[Anonymous No.]

>handsome
I mean if you were expecting chumbud tier sure but he's average
Blonde hair blue eyes is a huge buff in Japan tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508424
Random Twitterclout chaser. We will be seeing a few

[Anonymous No.]

>>45508852
Seriously, check out the Manga >If You're Gonna Dress Up, Do It Like This

[Anonymous No.]

>>45506974
Marine is on his hat but I can't tell whose the other one. Did he post pics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509210
They're both Marine. Left one is wearing the hat, right one isn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Your birth is racism itself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541
He's fucking /here/ nigger. When you're seething he's preparing to go again today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509447
>go again today
??? Retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45500637
Women were made to be bread and impregnated so naturally they will want kids eventually (even if they don’t think they do)

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone ever see what 5chan or JOPs had to say about the day 2 meme?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509618
>Women were made to be bread
That's a really specific fetish my dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45509618
>bread and impregnated
this dood got a limp biscuit fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45507770
>>45508424
>>45508772
>>45508815
>>45509145
That's an artist, did you even check their profile?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
Dude how could you keep thinking about racist things 24/7, that's no good anon. What did your racist vision even see that we, who call grown white men niggers, don't?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512629
he does make a twitter account as the previous thread anons suggested >>45478568
this is apparently the newly created account
https://twitter.com/realKaiGainiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45502834
I like how everyone breaks a new daisenkou to toss into their beer in after parties. I need to find more people in the scene here to do watchalongs with...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45514942
It's to avoid impersonation, glad he did that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45500756
she is just like me fr fr

[Anonymous No.]

He's gonna get doxxed, harassed and stalked now and his life will be ruined. That's why I would never let my face be posted online.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481758
>Hyde
immediate cringe territory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518150
It's fine man, he lives in Japan and stalking and harassing there is super illega-
hahaha oh fuck this guy would be screwed if they didn't love him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845
Nijitrannies LOST

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518150
We already gave him advice to limit his posting in twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45495845
I also feel disgust when grown ass men riot on the streets because their unknown football club lost on a match.

[Anonymous No.]

I hope John Kaigainiki will join us at some of the US conventions someday....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482541

[Anonymous No.]

>>45502432
Okay, the human equivalent of a pug can be the exception

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
>holobronies putting themselves over instead of the talent

[Anonymous No.]

Acknowledged by his oshi

[Anonymous No.]

He probably got to fuck Gura. Is he European? Then he has a good shot. Gura loves European men. First a brit and currently a Swede.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522045
Oh yeah. Ame wants some of that. Hope he likes chubby pasty women with tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45518029
Please be in Nagoya.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522383
>chubby
Do your reps instead of looking for things from 7 years ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>45484093
Wise choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522648
I do, do my reps. Ame is still a little chunky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
So what are your pronouns, freak?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
>people liking a guy is racist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45522383
>chubby pasty women with tattoos
Isn't that Mori?

[Anonymous No.]

i wish im white bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45523480
ywnbw

[Anonymous No.]

>japs see white people
>immediately start salivating
Aryanbros are we just too good for our own sake?

[Anonymous No.]

Feel sorry for Koyori's chosen one, but the internet has spoken...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524428
Proof of lookism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524428
He looks like a stereotypical Slavic peasant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45489630
Man, thanks, but that's not working in real life I'm afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524428
i think he looks pretty good! all respectable gaijin this year. the famous gaijin just had a funny expression and appeared on both days so he is more iconic

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/moonahoshinova/status/1637666650702086149
Moona likes him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525094
she's not JP who cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45481660
I mean im happy for the guy but hes just an average looking white dude who went to an event, what exactly is so special?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486408
You don't belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525847
>white
>in japan

there ya go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486420
Alright, that's pretty fucking cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525951
Do jap girls really fawn over white dudes that easily?, shit i should book a plane ticket if thats the case

[Anonymous No.]

>>45525847
the lighting, framing, his expression, the revenge on day 2 and how the moods contrasted perfectly both in his emoting and the lighting, you must be braindead if you don't see anything beyond "guy went to event". you're either female or jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526341
As long as you're not fat and have a decent grasp of the language, you should be able to get in a relationship pretty easily. Or at least that's what I always hear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526341
not in the way you might expect. You're seen more as a spectacle or a zoo animal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45486861
>get popular randomly
>now girls actually want to be near you
>you're just the same dude as before
Society, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45524428
>>45524502
It's because of the mask, there are plenty of japanese men that made notable gestures but you can barely see it due to the mask

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526341
There are gaijin hunters there. Maybe that's skewing the impression. You're mostly for bragging rights "look I have a white boyfriend~!" kinda thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526421
Hell no, they see you as a zoo animal there, getting in a relationship with a JP girl in Japan is really really unusual, most white dudes with a JP girlfriend there were already dating before they went to Japan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526567
>>45526720
Its funny because they are the actual zoo animals
Everyone watching the long term effects that being nuked has on a society

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526341
SEA yes, china/south korea/japan not as easily, you have to pass a bunch of family purity tests for good quality women in these places, they aren't like white girls whose families are so hands off they mind as well be orphans and raised by the state

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526720
I see. Keep in mind, not being fat and understanding Japanese (even at a basic level), is not that common for white tourists. I set the bar pretty high already. So my hypothetical may not be that far off. But fuck if I know anything about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526641
>gaijin hunters

basically boils down to this. No matter how fucking handsome that foreigner might be, an average Japanese girl will not pursue or date them unless they speak Japanese

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526956
japanese bitches be like
>"I want a Caucasian boyfriend"
and then be like
>etto etto "how aa yuu fine sankyuu nihongo de OK?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526956
that's it? all you need to do is know japanese? shit, I was assuming the slim chance of a gaijin hunter perhaps taking interest in me was already considering decent nip skills.
Let me in! Abe, I'll make you proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526808
This is a meme but the real cause is that they are still legally an occupied territory along with germany, we just gave them their own right to self-govern but have veto power over everything.
MacArthur basically decided every cultural rule of law upon all the japanese and made the emperor dogeza to them all and they haven't really changed since.

Ever wonder why japanese porn is still censored? MacArthur.
Why pachinko parlors and gacha pods are allowed but not gambling? MacArthur.

Nips basically followed every cultural law he set to the letter and rode it out to it's extreme loopholes.
His lasting presence on the culture of japan is practically immortal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45526956
I'd let a jap girl sex me and I don't speak a lick of Nip If shes putting out the right signals I'm in, maybe I'll wake up without a few kidneys but whatevs.

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>>45527091
I wonder how long Abe will be used as the default for referring to the Jap leader online. Even after his assassination, it is still common.

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>>45527160
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

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>>45527091
You have to be presentable to the family, have a job making at least $40k a year and already have citizenship.
Japanese girls won't marry a poor gaijin

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>>45481660
why did he become blond in the artwork?

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>>45527091
once the honeymoon phase ends, you're gonna be massively disappointed at the prospect of dating an Asian woman, anon

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>>45522045
He has a real opportunity to meet his oshi in person holy fuck.
He made it bros.

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>>45527290
>You have to be presentable to the family, have a job making at least $40k a year
I thought Japan was a first world country?

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>>45522303
>First a brit and currently a Swede.
Literally fanfiction. Holy fuck just kill yourself.

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>>45527290
who said anything about marriage?

>>45527309
that's one honeymoon more than I had so far, I'll take momentary bliss.

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>>45527345
They are still asian, there is zero romance in a relationship with a japanese woman, it's all about long term debt management and civil partnership
Why do you think they have an idol/soapland/host club culture to begin with?

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>>45527455
>who said anything about marriage?
Japanese women have zero desires for romance
It's a serious culture shock if you've never experienced it before, it's all about what you bring to the relationship financially

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>>45500637
>>45490136
>he thought the idea of women getting absolutely crazy about needing dick and cum was just some hentai fantasy
lmao

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>>45489630
Yes they are. People can't control the bone structure of their face.

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>>45482247
Do twitterfags really?

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>>45525094
FUCKK IT SHOULD BE MEEE!!

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>>45523480
ywbw

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>>45527156
I thought they were finally going to get rid of the porn censor shit a few years back, because what's the point if it's limited to adults anyways?

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>goslinganon is still using twitter
I worry that in making sure he doesn't get impersonated, we may have also turned him down a dark path. I wish that I could gently suggest him to get out before it's too late but oh well. I can only pray that whatever he experiences on Twitter will not blacken his soul. Amen.

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Lads it's me again, goslinganon,
Been trying the twitter thing today, it's surreal, actually got some recognition from chuubas which is all I wanted. Hope marine, bae, or ame notice me.

>>45534521
Yeah it's already kinda odd, but I'll admit it's fun to interact with the community. Don't worry anon, I know where I came from, The light of unity will see me through the darkness.

Probably will just retweet and like or whatever, what do y'all think? Lean into it or let it go from here?

>>45527291
Also because I am blonde

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>>45483590
>>has been here since 2020
based oldfag

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>>45535098
>Hope marine, bae, or ame notice me
Ame did notice you, check her likes >>45522045

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>>45535636
I can die now. Thanks bros, it's been an honor o7

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>>45491026

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>>45534521
He can use twitter just for likes and fanarts, he doesn't need to engage with the rest of the faggotry that goes on in there.
>>45535098
Gosling anon, what was your favorite performance on day 2? Also would've been funny if you took a photo with the Smol Ame mascot, maybe next fes?

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>>45536287
I didn't actually see smol ame at the expo unfortunately :/ I will try next time though, good idea. My fav day two performance was probably Bae honestly she killed it. But Irys, Gura/Shion, RGB, Marine, the ID Collab, and Korone were some of my favorites. From day one definitely the Ollie/Haachama, Laplus, Subaru, and HoloX stood out.

I know you asked for one but that is extremely difficult for me kek

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>>45535098
Must feel nice to be treated like more then just a random viewer, enjoy it I guess.

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>>45536508
I get ya, they are all amazing, impossible to choose a best one.

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>>45481660
>>45481660
You all sound like a bunch of redditors the way you gloss over this guy you know that right

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>>45535098
Let it go and move on
It's already been the best weekend of your life so just keep it as it is

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>>45537318
He's the only one of us /here/ that actually went there in person so i like him. We can actually ask him about the fes and get a clear actual answer to how was it.
He's not a redditor or twitter fag which makes it even better, he's currently our best anon on this board.

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>>45537318
>being happy for someone is reddit

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>>45481660
Whats so special about this dude? That he looks okay and is white?

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>>45527156
>>45533657
No one is actually a supporter of shit like the porn censor, and no doubt everyone who's ever coomed to porn or hentai wants it gone to some degree. The problem is Japan is all about appearance and social grace, and no one wants to be the weirdo who brings up removing the censor bar from genitals in porn. Even if everyone in the room supports it, they're still hooked into the social hivemind and your standing would erode with every word that came out of your mouth.

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>>45518150
you are heavily exaggerating

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https://twitter.com/laplusdarknesss/status/1637755952110903299?s=46&t=aY0XTe9ZL31kl3RADARkzA

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>>45491346
Bro you just posted propaganda unironically lmao.
This blames the poor and implies they have bad intention. These 2 people also look wastly different.

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>>45540091
lmao tell me you're ESL without telling me.
Have you heard of roald dahl?

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>>45526341
Jap women like Brazillians more than Angloids

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>>45540390
>

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>>45540390
Lol

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>>45526472
>>45526720
Sounds like you're coping.

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>>45525094
Nice.
>>45535098
>Lean into it or let it go from here?
Ride it out and have fun with it, I guess.
In all honesty, liking and retweeting things is all I do on twitter anyway.

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>>45540390
my time to shine, see ya losers
finally one advantage from being born here

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>>45525094
is it just me or the tweet is unavailable?

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>>45542261
I think he accidentally deleted his first tweet or something now everything is broke lmao

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>>45536047
Unfortunately being a hypocrite with no perspective is an average part of the human condition. College freshman are the worst.

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>>45489630
Why do you have to call /r9k/ out of the woodwork like that.

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>>45525899
They don't belong anywhere

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>>45490136
Yes, this WILL eventually happen unless they're one of those childfree people who suppress the urges.

>inb4 larp

>>45527818
It's honestly not as sexy as it sounds because there's actual lifelong consequences.

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>>45535098
Fuck em', keep being the unitychad we all deserve, spread the joy and happiness and who gives a crap where you post/are active in! Cheers mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45540005
In the replies

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>>45526720
i dunno about that man, im a blonde haired blue eyed white guy with some chub and i've had more luck with women here than i ever had back in america

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>>45481660
Gozaru saw this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QciYzfnk-z0

[Anonymous No.]

>>45482247
go back, nijinog

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>>45526720
Ha. Reminds me of college. I got some much Asian pussy being an average white dude.

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>>45484442
At least someone appreciates white people, maybe this will be the start of a trend of replacing Japanese characters and historical figures in media with white people as a counterpart to the west. They could get Henry Cavill to play Oda Nobunaga, I'd watch that.

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>>45529145
Their parents can with the mother eating properly and ensuring the kids have proper nutrition while growing.

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>>45524428
Because the meme anon was just the perfect storm.
>Tear in eye as he silently UUOOOOHs
>Purple light
>Next day cheering and the crowd cheers with him

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He's in

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>>45487818
Anon, no one is strong enough to make a zoomer whore into a yamato nadeshiko. This is real life.

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>>45522045
Yep! Ame is /here/ afterall

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>>45540091
>This blames the poor
Where the fuck does it mention money?
Or do you instinctively see ugly people as also poor people? That's on you, mate.

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>>45527156
That's not true, per se. Okinawa was technically occupied land (id est: American) but America gave that back around 1965 or something.

The rest of what you say is mostly true, but it's actually because of Japanese civillians have never revolted against their masters, ever.
The only civil wars in Japan have always been between differing warrior classes.

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I still can't believe the luck that the guy in focus was
>white
>good looking
>one of us
literally saving the entire reputation of /vt/ and becoming a Holo meme in one swing

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>>45540390

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>>45524428
The japanese do not respect gaijin who bend to their maskcucking, they want a bold American invader who will trespass their borders and plow their women

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>>45491026
>are actually hair problems
about that...

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>>45555847
no way, timestamp?

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Bless be. King of /vt/ who singlehandedly saved this entire board

[Anonymous No.]

>>45492128
>But as a guy you would likely do better by just shaving it all off.
Not everyone can rock the shaved look. Baldies only look good if some specific conditions are met
>head shape: square or rectangle shape. Absolutely no oblong or oval
>face symmetry: hair can conceal your face symmetry defects since it drives attention away from the face, but having a bald hair means people will focus on the facial features more than ever.
>skin tone: dark tones are better than pale skin for bald looks
>skull: if it has imperfections (like most people), you will end up looking bad
>ears: hair helps conceal big ears. Shaved head will make big ears stand out even more
>body: need to be tall and ripped
So never shave your head off unless it's too late. Get on finasteride and minoxidil, save money to get a FUE hair transplant. If you were ugly before going bald, chances are you will look even uglier when going bald

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>>45555847
he cannot stop winning

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>>45542559
>red hair
>television head
He was out of the races from the start, should be hosting a podcast wearing a fancy hat after getting voice training. Play the cards you got, don't try to say the other guy's hand is yours.

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>>45555847
Based Akutan.

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>>45555847
>>45556486
>>45559301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCZVRADnhg8
>ISRAEL

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>>45560876
it makes me happy seeing all these holos talk about him
goslinganon's truly made it

[Anonymous No.]

>Jimmy made it
>Goslinganon made it
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.]

>>45512513
CHOCOLATE STARFISH

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>>454877573
>>45490545
>cheating on his oshi
disgusting

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>>45481660
BASED

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>>45527160
He is the Eternal PM of Japan.
Abe is dead, long live Abe.

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>>45540390
PUTA CARALHO
BRASILIA NUMERO UNO

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>>45540390
they love slavs more
https://files.catbox.moe/svm3b5.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>45568701
Everyone does. That's why they got enslaved due to their beauty rather than their usefulness as cattle.

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>>45568915
? the fuck are you talking about schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45569502
The popularity of slavs. Follow the thread blindchama.

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>>45481660
Was there only one there or what?

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>>45486408
There's a difference between phobia and just plain sick of your entitled shit. Now sit down, and let people enjoy things.

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>>45569738
He was the only one caught in the audience with the right mood & looks. It went exponential after they found him on the second day too.

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>>45525094
Moona, your eigo reps
Also, kaigainiki. Pic rel.

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>>45526341
Better than being the only chink in a group of whites. First time I went to Japan, girls would only talk to me to translate for my friends. Then I had to tell them I wasn't Japanese and 日本語わかりません my way out of everything.

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>>45482247
Finding a white person these days is hard to come by.

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>>45527577
My first time there I was talking to a guy in his twenties and he'd already been divorced. It really is just a business deal over there.

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>>45484212
It's Hyde, of course it's forced.

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>>45542559

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>>45569686
yeah i know that but you seem assblasted about them are you jealous?

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>>45570698
>67.4%
>85.7%
>43.6%
>96.7%
>101% ????
>95.7%
>99.2%

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>>45571142
>sister butthurt that hyde doesnt draw any niji fanart