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4527909 No.4527909 [Reply] [Original]

we discuss ways to get vtubers to sit on our faces. Go!

>> No.4527969

deadbraps brapping now

>> No.4528038
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>>4527909
There's only one way.
Become KDTD. Become as Tako.

>> No.4528097

>>4527909
Depends on your goal.
>Rich Enough
Buy Hololive, sexual harassment, then cover it up.
>Depraved enough
Just kidnap them
>Actually not a retard and have at least manageable autism
Do your best to appeal to the girls and hope their autism guides it way to you
>The real end
What for them to retire from the industry and hope they crave that attention so much they start irl meetups using their past connection.

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>>4527909
>sample

>> No.4528184
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>>4527909

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Just ask.

https://www.myinstants.com/instant/polka-sit-on-my-face-49620/

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>> No.4528216

>>4527909
You have to become virtual yourself to be sat on by virtual beings.

>> No.4528218
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simple, I will just ask her to do it in a superchat!

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>> No.4528275

>>4528202
Orange plz

>> No.4528299
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>>4528115
>clothing
I will accept nothing more than her bare ass and pussy on my face and mouth.

>> No.4528351
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>> No.4528355
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Put on my wiz robe and hat and convince her that I have the ability to cure her of her IBS via face sitting.

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I will make her sit on my face whether she likes it or not.

>> No.4528430
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>>4528097
i will bend fate to my will

>> No.4528697

>>4528097
you forget:
>ninja enough
Find out where your Oshii lives, infiltrate their home as their new gaming chair, proceed to live the dream.

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bum

>> No.4531614

https://youtu.be/WvefwcyxCrE?t=135

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>> No.4542309

>>4528355
>face sitting with Ayame
That's playing with fire, anon.

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>> No.4542723
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I want Polka's roommate to sit on my face

>> No.4542767
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>you'll give me the reeses if I do this, ne?

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>> No.4543725

>>4528697
>Ah you see I put all my ranks into Bluff and Disguise.
>M-my name?
>Uhhh, Sir Chairington.

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>>4543651
Ina's giant ass...

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>>4527909
Built for anal.

>> No.4545845

>>4543725
I mean, I feel like this ploy would only fail against Botan. Everyone else seems kind of scatterbrained/ditzy enough to accept it for at least a minute.

>> No.4546230

>>4528115
Is that at least 1:1 size?

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>>4528038
Takos are for facesitting

>> No.4546359

Your oshi farts.

>> No.4546487

>>4546359
I mean, does any human being ever not? Serious question. I suppose certain diets could massively minimize it though.

>> No.4546650

>>4546359
My oshi is an idol, she does not fart or use the bathroom.

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>>4546359
yes
https://streamable.com/jxcae9

>> No.4546993

>>4543651
BIGGER

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>>4546993

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Nice

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