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45183757 No.45183757 [Reply] [Original]

GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!

OBSERVE AS I PRODUCE A PHALLIC OBJECT IN MY HAND AND THREATEN YOUR VERY LIFE WITH IT!

>> No.45184198

90% of this board has never seen ATHF

>> No.45184512 [SPOILER] 
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BEHOLD!

>> No.45184834

>>45184198
I would hope that is not the case.

>> No.45184984

>>45183757
Oh yeah, hey umm what’s that liquid coming out of it?

>> No.45185059 [SPOILER] 
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BEHOLD!

>> No.45185090

GENTLEMEN !
DILDOS HAVE THREATENED MANKIND FOR GENERATIONS !
I HAVE OBTAINED FUNDS... TO SOLVE THIS DILDO NIGHTMARE !

>> No.45185136

>>45184198
Lucky for you I’ve watched ATHF

>> No.45185145

>>45183757
Why the fuck does this shit thread stay up but my shitposts get deleted

>> No.45185159

>>45184198
Scary that this is probably true

>> No.45185301
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HOW DARE YOU COLLAB WITH SOMEONE FROM A DIFFERENT COMPANY AFTER I SUPACHATTED YOU, MY DAD OWNS A DEALERSHIP

>> No.45187529

>>45183757
So...where is it, Dr.Weird?

>> No.45187615

Homos in MY oshi's stream? Get the stream spiders!

>> No.45187746
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>>45184512

>> No.45188586

>>45184198
I have and they're not missing much.

>> No.45189455
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I'm just telling you like it it is, Fryman. While Phill Simms will forever be my Giants Oshi, the oshi who makes me "giant" will always and forever be Yozora Mel. The way she goes "kappu kappu", heheheh, makes me want to kappu these babies down here, if you know what I mean? I know my doctor said I've, had my fair share of close calls with so-called "testicular torsion" which he claims might be linked to "unsafe masturbatory practices", but lemme tell you Fryman; I heard that voice and I don't even care no more.

And with god as my witness, I will give her that injection she so desires. I can't actually give my blood because uh, there's some stuff going on with that, but you know what I mean, right?

>> No.45189535
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>>45184198
>Implying I haven't

>> No.45189654

>>45188586
you fucking suck dude

>> No.45189712

>>45185145
because you're not funny! bitch

>> No.45189714

>>45189455
Wasn't there someone going around superchatting vtubers while roleplaying as Carl a while back? That's an unusual choice.

>> No.45189774

Carl would definitely watch vtubers.

>> No.45189786

>>45189714
I definitely know what you're talking about, so at the very least we had the same collective fever dream.

>> No.45189860

>>45189774
Carl would be a deadbeat and be one of those people commissioning more horse audio.

>> No.45190641

>>45189774
you mean shake?

>> No.45191790

>>45189774
He would watch the raunchiest of avtubers, meatwad would watch whoever has the funniest voice and not give a shit about any type of rrat or anything and never give a cent, shake antis everyone but has never watched a stream, and frylock exclusively watches small corpos and denies being parasocial

>> No.45192340

>>45191790
>Frylock, you're hella parasocial.
>No, I am not, Shake. What do you have to base that on?
>That's your oshi's RM account you've got open on another tab, isn't it?
>So? I'm not following her with my main so it's fine, I'm not like some of those other creeps who try and get close to her and not respect the boundaries. Also, why the hell do you have all those damn rats on your head?
>Oh, do you not know? I AM THE RRAT KING! The narratives I create bring the very balance of the world to its knees, and I could choose to wield my power for good, but I will not. You'd be surprised how easy it is to trick dumbasses on the internet to start jumping on people.
>Hey guys, has anyone seen my little lady, Garg Goomba? I'm starting to miss her.
>Shut up, Meatwad.
>Shut up, Meatwad!

>> No.45193024

>>45192340
That sounds like it came out of an episode. Good job, anon.

>> No.45193161

>>45184834
It ended in 2015, zoomer kids don't even know what an a tee a h is. If you're born after 2000 it might as well note exist.

>> No.45193257

>>45189455
I'm just thinking about the new movie, Plantasm, where carl was jerking off constantly because his house was unreasonably inflated in value and he was 'rich' and became a 'landlord' and that he'd probably be the kind of guy to randomly spend all his money trying to get JOI from a vtuber.

>> No.45193340

>>45191790
>meatwad would watch whoever has the funniest voice and not give a shit about any type of rrat
I feel like he'd copy frylock and try to 'watch a stream' but he'd just be staring at the television while it's off because he doesn't know what a cellphone or a computer are. That, or he'd watch vtubers marketed towards kids like Filian or Milkandcookies.

Frylock talks a big game about unicorns but then he's trying to slide into dms here and there.

>> No.45193648

>>45193024
>Look at them, Err. See how they engage in buffoonery and reduce themselves to groveling to get a crumb of their imaginary imitation cartoon spouses attention.
>Simping to the max!
>Yes, Err. They are quite "simple" indeed. They work all their lives in their miserable little office jobs only to throw their money away in some futile attempt to build a relationship with their idealized significant other who is probably a rotund hambeast on the other side putting on a cutesy voice. How droll.
>I dunno, man. I mean, have you seen how much money these people are willing to piss away?
>What are you saying, Err?
>I'm saying, why not have some of that money coming our way? Streaming's easy, right? Why not take advantage of the dumbos who will are willing to give up their money anyways?
>Hmm, you raise a good point, Err. Get me my make-up kit and my Britney Spears wig: we're about to get vtube our way into imminent financial success!

>> No.45193894

>>45193340
Shake would come across as overly aggressive to a 3 view with a good model who gets off on being insulted, and then gets a chance to meet with her IRL and she'll be hot at first glance, but as soon as she bring him into the bedroom, she'll undo the zipper on the back of her head to reveal she was a real gorilla after all.

>> No.45193927

>>45184198
coincidentally 90% of this board is brown and ESL

>> No.45193963

>>45189786
ame......................

>> No.45194099

>>45193894
>carl oshis a demon girl but it turns out she's an actual demon and now he's being dragged to hell, screaming

>> No.45194158

>>45193927
I remember a long time ago, when KlK was still new, on /a/ people taught the malaysian anons about zoolander.
>what do you mean assassinate the prime minister of malaysia
Fucking kek.

>> No.45194196

>>45194099
>The demon girl was Markula all along or his niece

>> No.45194403

>>45194196
>oooo carl I see you've met my niece, markuletta

>> No.45194473

>>45194403
>I like this one, Uncle! He looks like he's a real screamer!

>> No.45195081

>>45189774
Carl does like mermaids...

>> No.45196128

>>45189774
the one where he was obsessed with that pornstar is basically a vtuber episode already.

>> No.45198172

>>45195081
Kek.

>> No.45201800

>>45188586
in hindsight, this

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>Gentlemen! Look...and behold!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OAHAHAHAHA!!!

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>>45193648

150 iq post

>> No.45203651

>>45188586
Absolute shit take.

>> No.45203839

>>45192340
>>45193024
you know with that voice ai stuff someone could probably make this a reality

>> No.45204338

Dr. Weird would be a Teamate and Steve would be a Takodachi.

>> No.45205072

>>45202043
>average vox akuma stream

>> No.45210657

Good thread

>> No.45210735

ATHF was never funny. Unless you were drunk/stoned at 2AM, in which case it was hilarious but if you're drunk/stoned at 2AM most things are hilarious.

>> No.45210798

>>45189535
It was 50% for me either watching or changing the channel

>> No.45214489

>>45188586
>I have and they're not missing much.
Truth

>> No.45219984

>>45183757
LOL

>> No.45222041

>>45183757
vtubers?

>> No.45222044

>>45219984
Nigger

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>>45184198
Are you freakin' serious?

>> No.45222788
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45222788

THOUSANDS OF STREAMS AGO

>> No.45222910

>>45184198
Most people prefer Sealab 2021. Mc Pee Pants was funny, though. The one with the sandwich and the mooninites are also good as well.

>> No.45225980

>>45184198
who?

>> No.45226052
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You know, that last post reminds me of a SEVERELY LONG STORY

>> No.45227106

>>45222788
God damn this whole thread is making me miss ATHF, I can still remember the voice of the cybernetic ghost of christmas past from the future perfectly. It's too bad it didn't come out a bit later, so many gifs and memes could have been harvested.

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ARISE, KFP, ARISE

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>"Look at these silly people and seir little 'Hololives' where no one is actually live at all! Isn't it funny, Emory? I'm so glad ve got attached to the Nijisanji train instead of getting attached to these losers!"
>"Yeah, I dunno, man. I've kind of been digging Hololive lately. I mean, at least you don't have to wake up to a new shitstorm every day like Nijisanji does."
>"Nonsense, Emory! Tell you what. Let's see when Zaion is streaming next, and then you tell me if Hololive is superior?"
>"Dude, do you not know?"
>"Know vhat?"
>"She got fired weeks ago. Not even graduated; straight up fired. They had a whole list, man. That's kind of what I was alluding too."
>"..."
>"..."
>"DAMMIT ALL!!"

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Weather Hackers...

HA HAAAAAA
Clever wordplay.

>> No.45231044

>>45183757
we need more threads about this huh

>> No.45232570

>>45185145
make better shitposts, i've never gotten one deleted

>> No.45232734

>>45227106
Don't worry, you can enjoy the remake coming out this year

>> No.45235116

>>45184512
Fubuki....

>> No.45236484
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>Gomen, shitsureshimasu ga shindekudasai

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