/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
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Hololive English -Myth- Gawr Gura 1/7 Complete Figure(Pre-order)
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Gawr Gura 4 Million Subscribers Celebration
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Previous Thread: >>45145669

[Anonymous No.]

Sex with a fembud.

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I love my wife so much!!

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I bless this thread for comfy dino hours

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Stay cool, chumbies!

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Why are chumbuddies so mean to each other?

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Feel free to send feedback about Gura's current direction in regards to streams and communication here.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

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I miss retard posters

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How would Gura promote her onahole merch if she had one?

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>>45155106
the ideal female body type

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Gurass

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Gurass

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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>>45155294
Bag with hole

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>>45155187
Trolls and fake fans like the Amesame shippers post here

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>>45155434

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>>45155494
What color is the bag Gura?

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>>45155209
>eh? Do it there?

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>>45148399
Lol where did you hear she was streaming tomorrow? I thought most people were in agreement that she's likely not streaming until after the Fes? That sounds more reasonable.

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>>45155106
Reminder

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>>45155556
blue bag

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>>45155485
I think it's just the fact that most chumbuds genuinely hate eachother.

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>>45155762

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so she's only played RE2, 7, and Village?
hyped for her to play RE4

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How many games did Gura play in her career? How many did she complete?

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>>45155494
Powerful gremlin posture...

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>>45155494
Something about her posture, pose and movement just makes this hilarious. She's an effortless comedy genius sometimes

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>>45155902
"If" she plays it

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>>45155294
She already did and many in this thread bought one.

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I just wanna see and smell Gura's cunny or her little girl panties

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>>45155106
This unleash my primal urge

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is gura bread?

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>>45155556
Purple

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>>45156344
ye

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>>45156344
quaso

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Where do i find more fembuds like this? Asking for a friend.

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>>45155106
The sexiest

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these anti post are starting to get to me…

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>>45156408
/ggg/ of course, you just have to calibrate your cunny detector.

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>>45155210
feel free to get a rope and KYS

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>>45156408
By killing yourself.

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>>45156408
An elementary school

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>>45155106
so how are we looking forward to fes chumbies? do you have any expectations?

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>>45156408
That's an unironic child. This an old post from a con last year and the one who took the picture was her father. Cease.

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>>45156530
>are we looking forward to fes chumbies?
no

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>>45156481
Just leave this place for a few days, anon. It's not worth spending your time here when there is no stream going on.

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>>45156408
your local preschool

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>>45156530
An original song.

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I think Gura is already home. It explains the radio blackout, to keep us guessing.

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>>45156543
I asked the chumbies not the menherabuds

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>>45156408

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>>45156530
last year fes was a blast, so yeah

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>>45156530
I'm hyped to see my sharkwife performing in her idol outfit.

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Are you willing to die for her smile?

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>>45156481
They are just sisters from niji after 2 yabes and another Niji Ex-ID graduation again today already.
plus the niji merch scam from yesterday. They area desperate at this point

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>>45156530
The original song is during the EN concert. She's not going to waste it on Holofes.

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>>45156408
kys pedo I hope they rape your ass in jail

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>>45156586
Correct. My home by the way.

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>>45156650
>the EN concert
was not here yesterday, when did they announce it? was it on a stream or something?

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>>45156671
Excuse my forgetfulness, I want to mention that this is my post.

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>>45156647
Why do they still care about Nijisanji? At this point one would think they'd get the hint it's a dogshit black company.

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>>45156530
Yeah I hope a devastating earthquake strikes the heart of Japan and leaves half of the staff there either dead or irreversibly crippled, with Gura on the crippled side so that she can never walk correctly for the rest of her strange life, and has to come to the realization she can never, ever dance again.

Or at the very least, make her shorter than she usually is.

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It's funny how the threadshitters out themselves with one single post of a gura cosplayer.

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>>45156530
I have high expectations

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>>45156724
Leak guy again.

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>>45156724
The Connect the World thing in LA. It was leaked, apparently. Though it was kinda clear it's a concert from the get-go.

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>>45156724
datamined from cover website
>hololive English 1st Concert "Connect the World"
>Special Website for hololive English 1st Concert -Connect the World- Now Open!
>現地会場チケットは、4.6 PM12:00 (JST)に一般 発売予定!!
>※抽選ではございません、先着順となります
>※申し込みURLやその他詳細は当日公開されます
>Tickets for this concert will go on sale on April 5th PDT / April 6th JST, and details will be announced on the official streaming program on hololive English's YouTube Channel on the same day.
>Tickets for this concert will be sold on a first come, first served basis without a lottery.
>Details such as the broadcast time of the official streaming program, the start time of venue ticket sales, the streaming ticket information, and merchandise information will be announced at a later date.

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>>45156763
Everyone knows that every gura shitposter are the sisters just to moving goal post. Just report them and ignore them.

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>>45156781
Yeah, a child cosplaying Gura. If you want to out yourself as an irl pedo, that's on you.

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>>45156794
Why? We already know all the work is going into Holoconnect. Gura will barely be in Holofes, as expected, and nobody should be hype for it if you're only in it for Gura.

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>>45156833
Same desu

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>>45156962
>we
>barely be in holofes when she have day stage and deco*27

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>>45156947
Anon's reactions to that post are a litmus test of their understanding of /ggg/ culture, you have clearly failed and therefore are a threadshitter tourist.

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>>45155902
>Self-proclaimed RE fan
>Still hasn't played RE Remake
Gura...

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>>45157293
She mentioned she wants to play it in her last members stream.

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>>45157337
I meant RE 1 remake not the new RE 4 remake coming out.

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>>45157057
And in HoloSpy thing, whatever that is.

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>>45157277
Not him, but I can guarantee I've been here longer than you. Keep that shit 2D or kill yourself.

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>>45157403
>holospy

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>>45157422
I think you've been to the wrong place, this is not your bait thread.

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>>45157541
He's not wrong and it isn't bait to tell pedos to off themselves.

[Anonymous No.]

Do shrimps make for better pets than fish?

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>>45157422
You're either an autist who can't read irony or a retard who can't muster enough brain power to not take a post at face value. If you have indeed been here longer than me then i don't know what value your presence here has brought other than to bite bait and give (You)s to schizobuds and antis.

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>>45157541
No he's right, 2d cunny is one thing, bring it to real life and you're about to get your ass blasted.

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>>45155106
The ideal female bodytype

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>>45157782
Found the tourist.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's caption what they're saying:

Fembud: Wife tweet!
Asian Chumbud: UOOOHHH, cunny is real
Salaryman: Gura doko

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>>45156530
I was really looking forward to fes. I even bought the $150 3 day tickets. But I've lost hope and I don't think I'm looking forward to it anymore.
Now that I know that Gura's dreams don't involve us at all, I can't bring myself to be excited about them.
She wants to be a celebrity, not an idol.

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we don't mean anything to her

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I know it’s a selfish and terrible thing but I want to hear her apologize again
like she did in the maid stream.

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>>45156861
what i dont get is that if all the extra recording and stuff they've been having to is connected to this then why didn't council have to go through anywhere near as much of a training arc? they got their shit done and went home way quicker

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>>45158057

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oh no they're looping again

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>>45158057
This but while i am applying correction.

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Gura is most likely spending her last week in Japan with that special someone

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>>45158250
yep, me

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>>45158250
yeah, me

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>>45157398
Original RE vs 4 onwards are entirely different types of games, it's not at all weird for someone to be a fan on one and not the other

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I just realized, if this is how it goes when she's just preparing for a few performances for concerts like Holofes, we are absolutely fucked if she ever decides to do a sololive

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>>45158250
Indeed it is i.

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>>45158003
You just don’t know what an idol is. The typical idol doesn’t stream or talk to an audience they dance on stage. That’s what they do, that’s where the concept came from

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>>45158397
Don't tell them, they can't handle the truth even when there's tons of idol themed anime that show how little and rare their interactions with fans are.

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>>45158392
Gura that's a book

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>>45157736
I don't know, but that guy who posts images of his own shrimp makes me want to get some. They're actually cute.

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pet shart

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>>45158523

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>>45156530
less than i should, everyone around me is hyped but i honestly just want to see her again, and her absence and lack of communication makes me cynical about these events. i know its her dream to do these things, atleast i hope they are, i want her to be happy and i hope shes really not getting coerced into things. idk i just want to see her again.. not pre-recorded

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>>45158523
Pet shart

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>>45158397
That sounds an awful far cry from Hololive's idols. Suisei's concert had some great audience interactions and that whole thing was a blast.
Isn't that what modern artists do anyway

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>>45156621
Yes
Why is he not smiling?
I would savour anything she offers me

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>>45158584
I tried petting a neighborhood cat like this and she bit me

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>>45158664
your hand probably stinks

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>>45158664
Deeply you are a bad person and cats can see that.

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What does sex with Gura feel like?

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>>45158785
Like putting your dick in a garbage disposal

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>>45158664
You're supposed to hold your hand out and let it make the first move.

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Dear Gura,

Please do a stream for us. I'll let you smell my stinky feet.

Love,

Chumshrimpy #45562946572

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>>45158593
hololive is copying the idol thing from groups like AKB and hello project and many others, they just applied it to girls that also stream games, but that's not a part of what "idol" means. A lot of girls in idol groups will be on varity shows, radio shows, get interviewed, have photo books and stuff, but that's about it as far as off-stage goes, it's not the main point

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>>45158664
I pet my cat like that and she attacks me when I want to pull my hand away

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>>45158664
Quesion, are you a dog person?

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>>45158785
virgin tight loli

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>>45158785

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>>45158893
What is the closest onahole feels like gura?

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Just goomed to Gura spitting, sneezing, coughing, burping, pissing and s******g into my mouth.

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>>45158997
would she be upset if i look at the nekopara girls or other fictional 2d girls?

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>>45158997
Holy shit, this one is brutally honest. I was just going to make a joke.

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>>45158997
that's kinda hot

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>>45159258
I hate to break it to you, but you have terrible taste in women.>>45159258

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Streaming at this point is pretty grim, bros

November - Thankgiving season (spending time with her family)
December - Christmas season (more family stuff)
January to March - Gura is in Japan for recording her live, dance practice, and annual Holofes
Birthday merch and prep, more recording, behind the scene stuff, sponsorships, etc.

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What kind of orgasm do you think Gura has?

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>>45159340
Remember what candy she said she'd be?

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>>45159340
watersports

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>>45159187
It's also inaccurate.

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>>45159340
Niagara Falls.

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>>45159431
You never know a woman until the day AFTER you spend the night her anon.

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>>45158003
Show tickets.

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I would never kiss a girl after she sucked my goom. Therefore I would not kiss Gura after sex.

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>>45159606
Fag.

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I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

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>>45158997
I don't think I would look at other girls if I was with Gura. Like seriously, I have a horny male mind and the eyes will want to wander, but fuck it's literally Gura, and her perfect flat lithe perfectly sculpted tiny body, her tiny little wiggly bubblebutt, and her cute face. Yeah nah I'd have eyes for only her. I dare God to test me with this.

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>>45159606
bet you never had a taste of your cums

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>>45155157
Tell your wife to get off her lazy ass and stream more than once a month.

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>>45159340
really cute ones where she puts her legs together and curls into the fetal position, scrunches her face up and just kinda squeals in a muffled kind of way trying not to be too loud, while convulsing. It'd be the fucking cutest thing ever.

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>>45159766
i need to witness this

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>>45159765

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>>45159824
my ex did this, she would be so bashful and embarrassed, was sexy as fuck and made me ready to go again. Fuck i love girls.

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>>45159920
Whore.

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Are we healing?

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>>45159999
Nah, i've had 15 years to grow my wizard robes back. 15 years of pent up goom to unleash into Gura's womb.

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>>45160069
You'll never be a wizard

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>>45160067
maybe?

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>>45160067
From what?

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>>45160101
Yeah I'm something far worse, because I know what I'm missing out on.

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>>45160067
Yeah, we were blessed by dino gura

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>>45160180
but you aren't missing out.

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>>45159326
Really wish Gura's idea of "spending time with family" wasn't disappearing for weeks. Also that she should stop making excuses not to stream in Japan (or in general).

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Am I still a wizard if I never had a sex before? I mean we kissed, cuddled, bathed, and ate each other out but never crossed the line?

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>>45160245
cells replace every 7 years. The flesh that had sex is no longer part of me anymore, just faded memories.

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>>45160405
Fuck that's rough, but you know the taste of pussy, and ya don't forget those tastes or smells for a long time.

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>>45160423
>the last time I had a long term girlfriend with regular sex was 7 years ago
holy shit, I might still be able to make wizard status at this rate

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>>45160423
Cope, you'll never be a cool virgin

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>>45160423
Cope unvirgin!

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>>45160514
I'M A WHORE!! ;_;

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>>45160509
That's not how it works, sorry bud.

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I am almost 35 and I am still a virgin. I fill the lonely void by having sex with my onaholes and watching Gura streams. Nowadays with Gura streaming lesser, I start to wonder what is my purpose in life and the only thing that motivates me is Gura streaming schedule which is slowly disappearing. Im just holding on until Gura graduates desu.

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rrat: gura did the collab because she didnt want people to be able to leave comments on a recent vod for not streaming alot

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>it's a "virginbuds bully the sexhavers" episode again
do other splits do stuff like this as regularly as we do?

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>>45160704
They should

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>>45160405
If you've had oral sex then you are not a wizard, sorry. Your application is denied

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>>45160703
giga rrat: gura did the collab because kiara is persistent enough to push her and doesn't have timeslot autism stopping her from streaming at early/late hours

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>>45159606
Imagine not loving gura enough too not let her kiss you after a blow job with cum still on her face.

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Oh nyo
https://twitter.com/AHedtra/status/1636228736730423298

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>>45160633
>I am almost 35 and I am still a virgin.
and you still give a shit? if it bothers you that much go take $20 out and stick it in some diseased, tattoo-ridden hooker

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>>45160633
Same except I don't have any onaholes and am not suicidal.

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>>45161065
do you think she humps her shark plushie?

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>>45160633
Well, hang in there. The show ain't over yet. There is more laughter and joy to be had with Gura yet. And if her streams are rare, it just makes every moment with her all the more precious, to be remembered forever.

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>>45161065
Where am I? This is the first time I've been excited for one of his pictures in a while.

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>>45160704
I do have Alzheimers. It might be my fault. Won't be the last time I loop.

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>>45160856
>She pretends to swallow, then goes in for the kiss
>Surprise her mouth still full of cum, she huhaha's as she pushes it into your mouth with her tongue
It's not gay if she's bratty about it.

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It's okay if I don't get to have sex with Gura. I just want to hear her cute moans and the face she makes while cumming.

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>>45156408
This is the reason why cumpedo is used against us

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>>45161072
loveless sex with a condom defeats the whole purpose of sex and doesn't actually count. If you've only fucked with a condom, you haven't fucked. Fluid exchange is required for it to be actual sex.

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>>45161138
I hump mine. I'll give the poor thing a break when i get my daki.

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but gura is a virgin! she told me herself and now i’m obsessed…

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>>45161488
same desu, that's why I ordered 2

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>>45161419
like water off a ducks back. But tell a tranny ywnbaw and it sits in their mind and tortures them, they stop next time they pass a mirror and seethe at how they will never pass. Call me a pedo? So what lol.

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>>45161606
This isn't the reaction of someone not bothered.

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>>45161742
Someone here is bothered, and it ain't me. Crying projection is a tranny tactic.

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I don't think I've ever posted so little about Gura than I have since the showcase, excluding the stream days. I seriously miss when these threads weren't complete shitholes

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>>45161606
No offense, but say that in public and the one's who will "bothered" by it will probably be the authorities.

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>>45161939
patience, bud. it's just gura shitposting season right now for catalogniggers

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>>45161939
The shitposting comes and goes.
We can still get comfy threads here and there so I'm not actually bothered. I'm impressed we get any good threads ever all things considered.

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>>45162061
Patience won't bring the thread quality back, not sure why you think it would. The threadshitters felt safe to post here and the lack of thread moderation proved them correct.
>>45162150
Even the rare slow thread now is still kinda shit compared to 2021 threads.

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>>45162057
you are in a gura thread. we all goin to jail.

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how do I goob to buds

[Anonymous No.]

How do I get rid of the errection in my pants everytime I watch a Gura stream?

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>>45162360
Gura just hit the Go Live button

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>>45162404
Goom.

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>>45162404
Goom five times before it.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh sure this thread gets the arguing faggots pruned out but the last 3 just got left to rot and die under the weight of shitposting retards.

[Anonymous No.]

holy cr*p I just realized....Im an africanamericanbud

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>>45160633
you unlock teleport spell at 45

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>>45162701
my condolences..

[Anonymous No.]

I goomed alot to Gura 3D smug face. Something about it makes me extremely horny.

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>>45162820
oh nyo

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>>45162404
I've been edging during streams and fap a few times afterward.

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>>45162901
Uuuuuuoooooohhhhh!!!!!

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>>45163257
Oyasame

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>>45161065
Is he gonna draw the ebi fucking her next?

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>>45163257
sleep tight buddy

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone post pregnant Gura pics to satisfy my fetish for today?

Thanks in adv.

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I'm starting to think she went back home but she won't say anything so she can pretend Fes is live

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>>45163496

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>>45163789
God I want to make Gura endlessly pregnant...

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I fucking love her more than anything!

[Anonymous No.]

Bitches can smell Gura on me. They know I have a real girlfriend, so they're falling all over me. Too bad for them I'm taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45164338
God what a smug fucking face, i want to goom all over it...

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>>45164338
Anon you really should try your luck with one of them, it's better than being delusional that you're with my wife. Me and Gura have been married for nearly two years now

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>>45164411
>He wants to goom on Kanauru

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>>45163789
Is there any other good preggo Gura art like this?

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>>45163257
Sharkdreams

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>>45164522
is that....

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>>45164522
Is that gura's...

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>>45164555
Merely a mosquito bite

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>>45164555
>>45164594
Is that Gura's husband that she is cuddling with? Yes that is me

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>>45164479

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>>45164791
TuT

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>>45164791
source?

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>>45164522
pero pero TKB

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162602
Jannies work in mysterious ways

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>>45164853
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/44968193/post/5293065 there isnt any more unfortunately afaik

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>>45165071
thanks anyway

[Anonymous No.]

oh hey my smol gura plushie shipped
i totally didn't forget that was a thing
now the dino gura can have a friend to kiss

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>>45165390
How scandalous

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45165795
Just how many Guras are there?
We've got
Gura prime (Is she even the original? Or is she herself a facsimile?), Succuguras, The Dancing Clones Gawr, Dino Guras, Viking Gura, Temgura, Green Gangbanger Gura, Sameido, and almost certainly more that I've forgotten!

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>>45165953
A lot

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>Gura doesn't need to talk to us because groups like AKB48 don't interact with their fans directly either.
This is probably the most retarded thing I've ever read here and that's saying a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

JWU any Gura mentions on other streams?

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>>45166257
Yeah, just her private stream for me

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>>45166199
Except I never said anything like that, I said it’s not part of the definition of an idol, like that other idiot suggested

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>>45158397
Imagine actually thinking this.
Imagine actually comparing Gura to normal idols. What the fuck is wrong with you?
"Fans" like you are the reason why she doesn't stream. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

people always ask
where is gura
but people never ask
how is gura
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45166353
what is gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158057
She already did in the previous streams and even in this one she said she was sorry for not streaming. I don't think she needs to keep saying that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45166323
Literally all I was saying was that the retard I was replying to used the fucking word wrong, which he did, I wasn’t suggesting Gura should or shouldn’t do anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45166353
She's in a very bad shape, can't even tweet anymore, Japan ruined her health

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>>45158397
>You just don’t know what an idol is.
>The typical idol doesn’t stream or talk to an audience
Then Gura isn't an idol.

[Anonymous No.]

>digging up 3 hour old posts
I guess comfy hours are over, night buds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45166394
mental and physical health

[Anonymous No.]

can some cunt go over the gura drama/sick thing? the fuck is wrong with you cunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158867
Being an idol means being dedicated to your fans and self improvement in some way. Because most idol groups are IRL 3D people, most of their performances take place off line. That's not the case with Hololive. They are specifically idols that also stream. This is what they have mostly always been aside from the very beginning when Sora was uploading short videos like Ai.
Being apart of Hololive means you are a streamer.

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Why does this girl cause so much anger?

[Anonymous No.]

Is there an image of sleepy dino gurq?

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>>45166430
Gura drank too much lamy water and she's super sick bro

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>>45166441
Thanks for repeating what I just said about the general difference between hololive and the idol format it was inspired by

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>>45166494

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>>45166522
Much appreciated chumbie. I like seeing comfy dinos.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss retard posters

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>>45166353
When is Gura going back to normal stream schedules.

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>>45158664
try a dog then

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>>45166615
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158785
Like heaven

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>>45166542
Comfy Dinos are blessed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158880
Same desu. Just allows me to pet him, then swipes at me the moment I withdraw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158880
my cat lets me do it for as long as i want, she loves being petted

[Anonymous No.]

man, this thread is kinda miserable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158785
like a dead fish.

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>>45159187
>I don't want to force her
>But I want to do it
>I'm not a rapist
This is the fucking worst. Why does this shitpost even exist?

[Anonymous No.]

Why are chumbuddies so supportive of each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167037
I like taking care of chumbabies

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>>45159326
I feel like she's been spending a lot of time with her family recently, at least compared to before. She went home for thanksgiving and had Christmas with Ame's family. I think it's really good that she has such a strong relationship with them, but I kinda wish she was streaming more often

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>>45167130
>had Christmas with Ame's family.
are the bots back?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167186
Yes

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>>45159431
I think it's pretty accurate.

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>>45167215
What makes you think shes not willing to explore? She seems pretty curious.

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>>45159606
I would kiss her on the lips but I wouldn't do oral after she did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159765
>Tell your wife
She doesn't take orders from you schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159766
>curls into the fetal positionwhile still having a dildo or vibrator inside her?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45167491
Gooming on my nendo was just a meme, but I'm actually going to fuck my dakimagura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159766
I wish I could have been there to see the look on her face when she orgasmed during the 3D Scan. That was probably one of, if not THE most adorable thing ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167254
That's a cute Goobutt

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>>45167526
>he didn't buy an extra nendo to goom on
Gura is disappointed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159920
>my ex
>letting you watch her shitpost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167526
Same

[Anonymous No.]

>>45159999
What? All these posts about girls having orgasms and now you call someone a whore for enjoying it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160069
I'm 15 and I haven't grown my wizard robes back yet. Are you a woman?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45160633
same, thats why i'm having a mental breakdown yesterday. gura is the purpose of my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160069
I already have wizard robes. You can't tell me you don't want to see Gura's womb get stretched out by my goom seed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160633
>Gura streaming lesser

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167037
i'm fragile, but i have to be strong for other chumbuddies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167833
Ngl I love adult Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>45167924
That's JK Gura not adult Gura.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160180
you're missing out on nothing. you get to see her every day and she's happy with how things are

[Anonymous No.]

I'm 34, have an ex-wife and a son and I'm just got married a year and a half ago. Can I still be a wizard with you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160180
I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168035
The council says no

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>>45168035
i just want a child but didn't want a wife, is it feasible?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160405
Yes you are a wizard and a chaste maiden as well

[Anonymous No.]

Gura will never fuck virgins because she wants to be dominated.

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>>45164479

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>>45168035
No. Losers only.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168035
how many marriedbud do we have here?

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>>45160423
My memories of sex with her won't fade. They will be replaced by newer, better memories when I fuck her again and again.

[Anonymous No.]

Am I a subhuman? Whats with all these non-virgins here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168035
Whore...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160509
>long term girlfriend
>regular sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168091
you can adopt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160423
I already am one. I just want to be with Gura and that's all the sex I need.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168231
If Gura cybersexes us, it will steal our virginity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168287
Pretty tough to do if you're a single male in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168353
that counts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168231
Oji-sans are attracted to cunny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168287
i want to raise my own offspring though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160704
Only the bad ones

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>>45168372
If Gura cums, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160856
I love her enough to not let her kiss me with cum on her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156530
I don't even know when it will be or where can I watch it for free.

[Anonymous No.]

sex is overrated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156126
Hey look it's my post!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168488
It really is.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are chumbuddies so mean to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168488
I believe you chumbie. I'm just lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45168545
Because there can only be one.

[Anonymous No.]

You know, looking at timestamps from today it's really wild how when this thread is getting shit up the other thread I use is fine but when the other thread is being shit up this one is fine.
Isn't that just a wacky coincidence!

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>>45160633
I am still a virgin because I have social anxiety and I'm too scared to talk to women. My only sexual outlet is onaholes and Gura streams. If you think that being a $20 hooker fuck will satisfy my needs then you are wrong. All the sex workers want is your money so they can buy more drugs and get more tattoos.

[Anonymous No.]

I kinda miss green guwa

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so mad

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>>45168680
Goom.

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>>45161138
I do too, but I don't think Gura does. She's said multiple times that she doesn't like stuffed animals and such.

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>>45161939
>Gura hasn't done anything in weeks
>No activity from Ame for months
>No updates on any news about Gachimu's release date or more collabs with other ENs
>Innocuous thread about the anniversary of her last stream is locked because it got too positive and now we have this shit fest

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>>45161939
I don't think she's gonna do anything more than what she did for the showcase. She knows that if she does something big, everyone is going to be waiting forever for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45162150
The problem is that the general chumbies are too lazy to post anything meaningful and just shitpost all the time, even when there's actual news.

[Anonymous No.]

The only time its comfy is during peak dead hours.

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[Anonymous No.]

>31 days since last member stream

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>>45169068
She's trying to throw off the stalkers, let her do so and go home in peace.

[Anonymous No.]

How does she always know when to come back exactly at the same time as an important post? It's like she can see them or something.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm so sad

[Anonymous No.]

Why are chumbuddies so nice to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169160
Are your keys always in the last place you look?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45164338
I smell like gura piss. The girls are lining up to take a leak on my dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45164479
>Gura being pregnant
>This isn't a lewd drawing
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>she actually does care about the members and wants to do collabs
>still won't work with other girls for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169555
>won't work with other girls
What does this even mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169474
Didn't you hear? Public breastfeeding is normal now.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss retard posters

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45165390
I didn't forget, I just didn't expect them to be shipped so soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169673
I told you it was Ame's fault.

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>>45164522
So pink TuT

[Anonymous No.]

i miss the days when she had an illness

[Anonymous No.]

Why are chumbuddies so nice to each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169673
oof, man they are so busy lately

[Anonymous No.]

>45169794
>45169301
weird bot

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>>45168091
>get married
>make a baby
>make your wife cuck you and leave the family
>sue the bitch
>keep the child

EZ. This is what my friend did. Though cucking him was accidental. I hope you will allow your child to watch Gura.

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>>45166199
>Gura doesn't need to talk to us because groups like AKB48 don't interact with their fans directly either.
You do realize that Gura is not a member of AKB48 right?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hungry

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>>45169865
It's pretty hard to keep the child because most whores will want to keep it and give it to their mother to raise while collecting your child support. You have to prove that she's unstable and hope the judge rules in your favor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45169673
not real

[Anonymous No.]

wow, would you look at that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Jannies finally catching on?

[Anonymous No.]

Bot kun is dead

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbuds?? Explain this?

[Anonymous No.]

dear lord I just chummed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170322
Actual noodle limbs, god that's hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170322
kani dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170349
Nice! Now do it again
>G8RAW

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170322
She's a kani

[Anonymous No.]

I don't want her to come back if this is going to be the new normal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45170752
she is back, u missed the stream last month

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Erotic shark

[Anonymous No.]

I should sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45171400
You shall not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45171420
I must.

[Anonymous No.]

Should i buy her daki?

[Anonymous No.]

Piss slit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45171778
get out now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45171821
You get out, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

i have been having these dreams about her…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45171855
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45172176
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Is shark having a hiccup?

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning
I love gura