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Koopa Fortuna thread. twitch.tv/koopa_chShe's streaming Deus Ex right now. Please bear with her, she has problems.
>>4508868That pic gave me a chuckle
KOOPA LOVEand thank you for using my shitty meme as the OP
This stream has deleted my sides.KOOPA LOVE
QUITE PUNGENT MY DEAR
>>4509046Needs yellow damage on legs to be perfect.
>>4508868This week's schedule!
>>4509046>Yellow on the head>Red on chest and shoulder>Yellow on limbsThen it'll be accurate
No amount of augmentation can save my sides from this woman
We have two threads and I don't like either of them.
It truly warms my shriveled heart to hear Koopa cackling, happy, and having an enjoyable time.KOOPA LOVE!
>>4509108Sorry I made the thread first Anon, I didn't save her schedule.
She's having so much fun this is adorable
>>4509164this basically was a giant deus ex shitpost stream kek
Brb, I am searching for an old lady screaming and laughing sterically inside some community housing.
>>4509216What if Koopa was secretly 60 years old the whole time?
>>4509145I was too slow, it's okay.
>>4508868I hope she picks DX up again later, I'd love to see her get good.
>>4509245Great, old women are the future
>>4509358Within the week there will be old women running the world!
>>4509478No, within six months.
>>4509291You won't regret watching this nina stream, she is closer to her actual persona on Simulacra and the stream is literally few hours of shitposting.
>>4509650Yeah It's pretty good so far
Wait a sec, that stream was not archived? Koopa, what the fuck?
>>4509993Called itChaos stream part 2 electric old men bogaloo
>>4509650The game looks SJW. Next stream maybe.
>>4509245her body might be, like how Marine is 45
>>4510218Nina is shitting on all the SJW.. not sure if you were listening
>>4510422I know, Nina herself is great. It just doesn't seem like a fun game to watch. I'll leave a tab in focus on another machine though, Nina deserves the numbers.
>>4510494As a Ninabro, thanks, but I just wanted to point out that the appeal of this stream is watching ninas shitposting and commentary. The game is objectively shit. Thank you again !
>>4509108...is this Damascus' art?
>>4510422This, it's fucking great
>>4510032I had some other things to do, was really looking forward to watching the VOD. Please don't do this again, Koopa. DON'T
>>4511410>he'll never get to see the true koopa DX experience; too dark, both legs broken, and dying from brap fumes and homeless exterminator squads
>>4512169My evening is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable.
Does anyone have screenshots?
>>4514479Of the sneek preview of the new model I mean.
Ai (forma de Koopa)
>>4515900And Ai (forma de Fortuna)
>>4514516Don't tell Koopa I showed you this, if she finds out that I did then I'm
>>4517917No, Koopa showed us how she wants to make babies so she couldn't archive it.
DAMINT , I was working and was existed to see the vod after work but I guess its the stream that never happen part 2
>>4517917>>4518907blame twitch for that one. i also wanted the VOD, FUCK YOU BEZOShttps://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1400240048365182977
>>4519068Thanks koopa, <3
>>4519503not koopa lol
KOOPA TETASKOOPA GRANDES TETAS
I THINK KOOPA SUCKS
>>4519920Is that Jay Bauman?
I'm KOOPA LOVING right now, and no filthy pink can stop me.
>>4519666>mommy maidKoopakami or Kawakwappi?
Lore drop inbound
>>4524648OH MY GOD
>>4524928>>4524960With Fortuna, Koopa and "Bloopa"s combined color schemes, you can never be 100% sure that a given screen ISN'T made of innumerable tiny turtle mothers.Also, she can now form her own sentai team!
>>4525084Going to have to roll a full Koopa roster at this rate
if somehow Fortuna became the dominant personality that'd be a koop d'etat
Tits too big.
>>4524648DEFCON 1, TROOPAS
Eating out that KOOSY!
>>4519666Dear god did she make Koopa's koopas even bigger?!
I missed the stream and twitch didn't save the VOD.All is lost.
>>4509108>drinkingM-mom pls drink in moderation, I don't want to concernfag more than i already do
if 3D anon is reading thishow goes progress on the recreation of koopa's room?
>>4524648I wonder if she will be hot blooded just to subvert the blue hair = calm thing. Or maybe just a punk.
>>4525630based and deathroadpilled
Wait is that a new Koopa Ego Bl-
>>4536461I love this way too much
>>4534318It's going to be 9AM there, and noon where she usually is. I don't think she'll be getting sloshed. She's there to visit family after all.
How many Koopas are there
>>4540069A koopa for every color and hue
>>4508868Koopa collab https://www.twitch.tv/valravn_ch
>>4542413So i was just gonna post this
>>4542277>5 people collabI kinda don't care about other 4
That little black guy us fucking tiny
>>4542277>da rulez I read that shit as da jews
Carmine makes me cringe
EAT THE BUGLIVE IN POD
How's the collab going? I can't listen in because I've shit to do.
>i will never eat the bugBased Carmine
>>4543160just take your phone to the bathroomfucking retarded pinkos I swear
>>4543160Random shit like bugs and anime
Sparkling water IS shit, thank you Veleck
Koopa bullying Carmine is cute
Fucking Shady is so tiny whenever he lights up to speak i laugh wtf
>beating up her cousins as a kid and standing on top of themI'm now imagining tiny Koopa standing on top of unconscious bodies of troopas
When tf did she talk about her adopted sister trying to kill her I don't remember that, JESAS Kwappi, glad you survived that
>I shouldn't talk about this>proceeds to talk about itThat's our koopa...
>>4543622I don't remember her saying that on stream at all
>>4543622>>4543695I think she didn't but she thinks she did, Kawasaki...
>>4543622She hasn't mentioned it before
>Just realized Koopa's youtube PFP isn't centered How the fuck do Troopas let her get away with shit like this? I'm a fucking Koopa anti now.
>>4543773Shh, you might noticed that her pfp on Twitch is sideways, too.
>>4543773Her hair isn't even symmetrical in the very beginning... dropped
>>4543773i can't believe koopas's been off lately...
>>4543622It was Fortuna but Koopa killed her in self defense and as the last act of desperation Fortuna cast a spell to move to Koopa's body
Vel is pretty based
the slight difference in volume between them are jarring
Koopa teach your damn son, Carmine, how to make a sandwich! Kot just sandwich mogged him
Veleck is marriage material, damn
The Sandwich Question
I'd make Koopa a sandwich
What are scons
>>4544541Join her discord and it could happen
>>4544841It's like a mix between cake and bread, it is british cuisine.
You know, out of all the "literally who" Collabs, this one is actually enjoyable.
>>4545226it's fun listening to people ramble about random shit instead of awkwardly play some dumb game together. It's why podcasts are so successful.
I fucking love Koopa rants
>>4545226Yeah I'm having fun although i was like this at the start >>4542507
>Corpse spottedShe's everywhere.
>>4545909Smug piece of shit
>>4545737A good tell is to always check if carmine is streaming, corpse almost never misses a carmine stream its very cute
Koopa buttVel buttValravn butt
>>4546304artfags, I need a picture of all 3 bent over exposing their bare asses, thanks.
>>4546336But Val is a lesbian.
>>4546422Just in case they need more information.
>Koopa is L*veL*ve schumI need to go find a new mom.
>>4546711Hey at least it's not [email protected]
Kwappi is too horny to collab...
>>4546799Drunk horny hag...
vel sounding like bootleg melody
>>4546843i was told to try to hit on val to make her flustered my dudei gotta do it for the viewer
I take it back Carmine is alright
Kwappi and Vel are so cute together....
Bros... I can't handle this stream... the cuteness is too much for me...
They've got to the point where you get drunk and tell everyone you love them
P4 > P3 > P5. All the spinoffs are worthless, and all updated versions except FES/P3P is terrible.
Honestly i like this collab a lot, mom is having fun
>I think that racism...Don't get cancelled!
Fucking BASED Kot
>>4548022This is why I would be instantly banned if I ever became m*le chuuba
>>4546336I might consider that as a commission
Vacation Bible School sure was something
Kot is drunk
Is this what having friends is like?
Ponytail Koopa.... Wah
>high ponytail sleepingJesus 100% cute
Koopa got partnered!
KOOPA MADE IT
SHES MAKING IT BROS
BLESSED KUPPER CONGRATS
Wasn't planning on drinking but fuck it, let's break out the Vodka
>Mom crying on streamShe's too cute.
KOOPA LOVETROOPA LOVE
What happened to Koopa?? She got partnereded??
>>4548962Well, at least she has that checkmark
>>4548962Yes it literally just happened
>>4548962Yeah, she got the partner email live on stream. She made it!
I really like this group, really nice
Wtf this collab has been kino
Koopa got partnered! I love Koopa!
Reminder that being partnered means Koopa now makes a substantially better cut on Subscriptions, so sub bomb her and resub with confidence knowing your support is doing more than ever now
Watching the VOD now and that collab is freaking great. It's like a fun podcast. Good interaction, cool stories. Veleck is a treasure. HAG LOVE
>>4547289You're alright, troopabro.
>>4549539She gets only a better cut on T2 (60/40) and T3 (70/30)Source: I'm a partnered chuuba
>>4553331Oh there are partner tiers? That's some bullshit
>>4553602No no, I just listed the tier subs. You get better cuts on higher tiers. So to support koopa best, you unironically have to sub T2/T3. I'm not joking..
>>4549539sub bombs are fucking retarded, just use streamlabs if you really want to support her financially
Very proud of mom!https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1400565364816171010
Oh, I'm founder now. Koopa Love!
>>4554639Kamon Koopa, you're doing great!
>>4508868>She's streaming Deus Ex right nowFuck, I missed it and I can't find the vod. Deus Ex is my favorite game.
>>4555492It looks like the VOD didn't archive. I only got to catch a small portion, but it seemed like a really fun chaos stream.
>>4555069FUCK, I'm not and I was only like a half day late.
Now that Koopa is a Partner I can drop her for good
A Pink Troopa, here. My fellow Troopas, I will be partaking on a most grueling 33-hour drive from PA all the way to the Grand Canyon starting Friday night. I wish for Koopa and Troopa love to keep me going through this trial.
>>4561154Family vacation and my mom can't handle flying for medical reasons.
>>4561187Oh, take care Anon. Remember to rest well and that caffeine is not a substitute for sleep.
>>4555069oh shit, I got mine tooI barely watch her due to her stream times, but she's great
>>4561042Take care fellow pinkbro
>>4561401>oh shit, I got mine tooAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOU TIMEZONES
>>4561328>>4561508Thank you, brothers
>>4561042Good luck P.Troopa. I hope the journey goes well.
>>4561042Best of luck Pinky
>>4560285Who are you going to groom/save next?
>>4554639Kipper to the moon!
>>4554124Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>4574587Sorry for what?
Do you think that Koopa will wait till marriage to have her first time?
>>4575994She is already a mom so its your first time not hers.
>>4575994>wait til marriageHah
I'm a long time Koopa watcher. Now that she's a partner, I must become a Koopa anti so that she can make it even further. Koopa HATE.
>>4575994She already has sex with bayes/spacer
>>4575994She's a femanon neet she probably experimented with toys
>>4579373Toys don't count Anon. Just because you fucked a fleshlight, doesn't mean that you're no longer a wizard.
>>4579469>Just because you fucked a fleshlight, doesn't mean that you're no longer a wizard.Why must you attack me personally like this
>>4579578Because you tried to attack Koopas purity.
>>4579610Koopa aint pure and never acted like it or claimed to be.
>>4579694Koopa is pure! PURE!
>>4579726Youre wrong! WRONG!
Dawn of the Final Daythe 'watchalong' discord server approaches
>>4581429>Koopa making a discordGet ready everyone, schizos are gonna flip
>>4582020Gonna make myself three accounts that will be Green Troopa, Pink Troopa and an Anti account
I will join the discord!I will talk with koopa!I will become popular!
>>4588134Love me greensLove me pinksLove me bluesHate me blacksSimple as
>>4545909So how much and where would you get that made
>>4579610I will attack Koopa's purity with my little pink troopa!
https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1400846594233167889Koopa doing her prep reps
>>4591736She's already doing better than my oshi
>>4592795>privated>when she could have either done 15 minutes of pre-stream prep or just fucking listened when everyone said Cuphead would not work with the IRL distance between her and GuraI fucking hate how much I fucking love this idiot.
>>4592795There is an uncomfortable amount of pain radiating from this image
Can't believe Koopa doxxed herselfhttps://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1400886747718815745?s=19
>>4594027wtf where did she get that picture of me
I know this is old, but I really can't get over how clever it is that the Troopas wear literal shells. That's just such a brilliant little mascot design for a gunbunny turtle chuuba.
Nina is being very cute and giggly today and since mom isn't live might as well share ithttps://www.twitch.tv/ninaninin>>4594027Kwappi pls dont dox me like that
>>4594027But isn't that a tortoise?
>>4594926Is Koopa aquatic?
>>4594983Her Info says that she's a turtle.
>>4594983Of course not. Koopa can't swim because even the slightest water current would rip her limbs off.
>>4595001Yes, but for all we know that's just part of the scuff.
>>4595034With Koopa, everything is part of the scuff, as well as lore.
>>4595049>Are you threatening me, Master Comcast?>>The scuff will decide your fate.>I. AM. THE SCUFF.
>>4595286Did you know that in 2014, as well as 2010, Comcast got the "Worst American Company" award, as well as being the silver/bronze medalist since 2008? The 2014 was the last award given by The Consumerist so it was their parting gift to us.
>>4595505That's a fun fact, but it doesn't surprise me at all!COMCAST HATE
OH HEY LOOK AT THIS! https://twitter.com/gematsucom/status/1400869636447498243
>>4595586If you mod Heavenly Star back into the game, Henry shows up to assassinate you in real life.
>>4594926Turtle is used as a catch-all term for all testudines
>>4596176Koopa will dine on my testus.
>>4595505Can confirm that they are the worst company in America. They charge me an additional $30 just to be able to use more than 1 TB of bandwidth every month, so I make sure to seed several popular torrents in addition to watching multiple streams at highest quality purely out of spite.
>>4596176Fuck you, but thanks.
>Um, all the black Troopas, or n-What did Koopa mean by this, and why did Carmine cut her off?
>>4597534This never happened. Because if it did, based Chadmine would've finished off the sentence for her.
>>4597985CHADmine the Undefeated, beater of women, Based God of CBT, is a legend we don't deserve to have in our presence.
>>4597985>>4598278>t. Carmine and Shady
https://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1400904375371845632I just really really hope that the 360° are a joke.
Koopa (forma de humana)
>>4599499More like forma de cutie!
>>4599499Fortuna (forma de gyaru)
>>4598695Don't end up like those German tourists Koopa!
I just caught some pink fuck lurking in the bushes outside mine and Koopa's love shack. Next time I see you little fucks, you're getting a face-full of birdshot, got it?
>>4600857Good luck greenie, i have my pinkbois with me
>tfw born in time to witness Kwappi ascendance
>>4605930>I can cry-wank for the entire dayLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
>>4605930Rest well and feel better, Koopa
>>4605930She never even said what the watchalong was
>>4606300Oh right, the poll ended on the "???" right?
>>4606300Thunderbolt Fantasy and Sealab
>>4605930I'M GONNA CONCERRRRRRRRRRNman when was the last Koopa solo stream
>>4606752What are Koopa Solo Streams?
>>4606752You are posting in a thread that was created during the latest solo stream my dude
>>4606752The special limited-time-only Deus Ex stream a couple days back.
>>4605930Mario Koops 3-on-3...
Koopa now has to redo the Deus Ex stream to the letter. Everyone that was there is required to rechat what they said as well. Together we will bring back that VOD.
>>4608677I don't think any attempt will be able to recreate the exact level of scuff displayed at the beginning of that stream.
>>4608677I'm broken that I missed it. Do we know why the VOD got nuked?
>>4608677I haven't the slightest clue, the only thing other than Kwappi or Deus Ex gameplay footage that appeared was when she pulled up on Youtube Deus Ex: The Recut Remastered.
so who's going to sacrifice disk space to archive all koopa streams and collabs in case another twitch glitch happens again
SOMEONE HERE RECORDED THE DEUS EX STREAM AND WONT SHARE WHERE ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF
>>4613727It's me, John Twitch. I refuse to release the VOD. I will auction it off one day for LINK coins.
>>4612325It was so scuffed that twitch euthanized it themselves.
>>4613727Vtuber should store their own offline copy of their streams, obs literally has a record option to auto record every stream locally while streaming
>>4614638If Koopa tried that, I firmly believe OBS would explode and do something silly like overwrite her own model. Koopa's scuff aura is powerful.
>>4614707Koopa is just bad with technology in general
>>4614775No...she is TOO POWERFUL
if mom was a small island nation under embargo by the united states she'd be kuba
Pink troopa who is traveling to the grand canyon here. We are currently in ohio and i cant seem to sleep in the car.
Troopas does your oshi have the balls to play this?>>>/v/558260216>>>/v/558260412>>>/v/558260484
>>4608677>Tries to recreate the stream>Gives up ten minutes in and proceeds to go even more off the rails
>>4605930What's the story with her heart? Is she dying?
>>4626788Basically if you can think of a medical condition then Koopa probably has it
I seriously believe doing streams in the morning is for the best as the streamer is active, has that wake-up energy and opens up numerous timezones for viewing the streams.
>>4627616Americans doing morning streams:>America>Europe/UK>Australia>Asiacan view streams at reasonable times for the people likely to watch this contentwhereasAmericans doing evening streams:>America>Australia
>Koopa forgot her anniversaryOh no no no lads
>>4628236But that's what today's karaoke is for
>Karaoke in twenty minutes>No sign of Koopa since yesterdayLooks like it's time concern
>>4632751Kwappi is sick...
>>4632751she's on twitch right nowtesting chat
>>4508868Okay, so why should I stop watching the rabbit and start watching this green hair fuck?
>>4632920>enter thread of /home/ indie>bring up rabbit, assumably pekora>green hair fucktry again next thread
>>4632751>koopa doing karaoke stream>i'm stuck watching hockeyFUCK
Karaoke is delayed by 15 minutes, but Koopa is alivehttps://twitter.com/Koopachaneru/status/1401205003138736135
New thread please
New thread made >>4633600I know it's usually not good form to do so before the last thread falls off, but this is a special case.Expect things to get busy.