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Previous Thread: >>44956353

>> No.44982665
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I love my wife so much!!

>> No.44982664
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>> No.44982675 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.44982678

Lazy

>> No.44982704
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>>44982664
>>44982665
cuttin it close there

>> No.44982707

whore

I had too.

>> No.44982743

>>44980830
way too mature looking, chilren will have trouble relating to this MMD

>> No.44982748
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I can not properly convey just how much I love Gura. I love everything about her and all of her faults only make me want her more.

>> No.44982800

>>44982678
>>44982707
funny, since she is working harder right now than you ever did in your entire life

>> No.44982859

>>44982800
Doing nothing and hanging out with Kiara sure is hard work anon
She's completely free but still won't stream or even tweet

>> No.44982869

Chances of a white day stream?

>> No.44982896

>>44982869
0
Another forgotten promise

>> No.44982905

>>44982859
retard

>> No.44982964

>>44982869
Did she give you chocolate? Don't lie to me now..

>> No.44982970

>>44982800
I just posted it because I've been mindbroken into thinking it.

>> No.44982975

>>44982896
what else do the voices tell you?

>> No.44983015

>hates Gura
>spends all of his free time in the Gura thread
>calls her lazy
>while spending 8+ hours per day talking about how much he hates Gura
I forgot he considers hating chumbies to be his full time job (which he does for free)

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>> No.44983078

>>44982869
I'm hoping but I am also not exactly optimistic, I think if she had something planned even for the 14th EST we'd have at least seen twitter movement by now.

>> No.44983077

>>44982896
When did she promise it?

>> No.44983107
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THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME THAT GURA CUTE

>> No.44983111

>>44983077
valentines

>> No.44983152

>>44983111
She never promised to stream on white day during Valentines.

>> No.44983158

>>44983111
timestamp?

>> No.44983188

>>44983111
you do know that we all watched that stream, right?

>> No.44983195
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>> No.44983200
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.44983218
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>>44983107
You should listen to the voice in you head more

>> No.44983290
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>>44983015
>hating chumbies
They clearly love us. They use shitposting about Gura just as an excuse to visit us.

>> No.44983293

>>44983195
Cute, also ywnbj.

>> No.44983342

>>44983015
Aren't you the guy that constantly refreshes the catalog to get the first reply on Gura bait threads? How are you any better than them?

>> No.44983406

>>44982964
Yes? In the Valentine's day voice. And she asked me to spend time with her and give her chocolates back for white day

>> No.44983403
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what is white day

>> No.44983507

>>44983218
The voices keep telling me to let it happen, let what happen?

>> No.44983582
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>>44983200
More hair

>> No.44983711

>constant opportunities to interact with us and lots to talk about
>still chooses not to
Why?

>> No.44983735

>>44983711
autism

>> No.44983740

>>44983711
She's busy

>> No.44983891

>>44983740
but everyone else not busyS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>> No.44983930

>>44983891
what?

>> No.44983934

>>44983711
Wrong question.
What do we do to bring her back on track, is the real question.
I did try some stuff with some anons, but clearly we need an actual sociopath to tell us what to do.

>> No.44983943

>>44982629
you know that's a child, right?

>> No.44983959

>>44983218
the voices in my head say
very puffy ToT

>> No.44984136

alright I'm gonna chum

>> No.44984181
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>>44983943
That's clearly an full grown adult

>> No.44984224

>>44984136
she isn't even awake yet, wait until 9am JST or your energy will go to waste

>> No.44984264

>>44983934
Email management, keep making it clear to Gura that what she's doing isnt okay when it comes to streams and communication, criticizing her through comments, SCs, etc and get more Chumbuds doing it.

>> No.44984312
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>>44983959
the voices in your head are wise

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>> No.44984364

>>44984224
I can goom twice

>> No.44984386
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I'm not going to start harassing people for you fags.

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>>44984364
>twice
weakbud...

>> No.44984411

>>44984264
You're telling me I need to send more while it worked for a while but that doesn't last? oof

>> No.44984450

The closest any of you are going to get to an actual answer on her absence is by superchatting Kiara. She's constantly with her now.

>> No.44984551
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>>44984364
>only twice
Well I'm not going to judge. Not everyone can goom more than a few times.

>> No.44984592

lol at this point her next stream might as well be her 4th comeback stream within the past 4 months

>> No.44984626

>>44984592
yeah, mine.
on her back that is

>> No.44984715

>>44984411
It didn't last because people stopped when she announced the official break, now she has no legitimate excuse.

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>> No.44984935

>>44984715
But she was tweeting/retweeting regulary until a few days ago.
Sorry about shitposting, she did a lot for her 3D showcase, but now it feels like we won't get anything to bite on until a few week. I'm sressed right now/

>> No.44985089

I believe complaining here or in comments or wherever is fine, and if you disagree you can tongue my balls, I don't care. If any of you actually emailed management though, kill yourselves. I want to believe that was just the cripple and his compadres sending in shitposts and that none of you fell for it, but if anyone did, kill yourself.

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>>44984935
Try to contain your shitposting. We already have shitposters working around the clock doing all of that for you.
No need to contribute.

>> No.44985331

>>44985144
I will. Have a good then. I will stay back.

>> No.44985354

>>44983711
She doesn't like streaming

>> No.44985574

>>44985089
Literally what's wrong with complaining to management that we want to see streams, not 3 months of banked 3d recordings that will total less than an hour of real content? Maybe she'll actually listen to "hey your fans think you're drifting away without streams, which means fewer will pay attention to your channel, which means fewer will buy your merch, watch your 3d lives, you'll get fewer opportunities etc"

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>>44984312
Do they think spats are supposed to be LESS erotic?
Under her hoodie is left so defenseless...

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>> No.44986096

>>44985574
Feel free to make your complaints to management then, here's the link, have at it.
https://cover-corp.com/contact/en/

>> No.44986155

>>44986096
It doesn't work as I said, faggot.

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>> No.44986370

>>44985934
I can see her whole rib cage TuT

>> No.44986408

>>44986155
Its better than just simply complaining here about it.

>> No.44986409

Sex with a fembud.

>> No.44986514
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I think Gura should rest more.

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>>44986409
I have never met anyone that has even hinted at the fact that they're familiar with vtubers, let alone a fembud.
Then again, the only social interaction I've had these past few years is with co-workers and retailers.

>> No.44986966

>>44983711
She stopped caring last year. We're just "work" to her.

>> No.44987080

>>44986621
Ganbatte oji-san!

>> No.44987203

>>44986096
Thanks but I was discussing with an anon who thinks there's something wrong with doing it

>> No.44987815

Gura is back home

>> No.44987848

>>44987815
I wish

>> No.44987941
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>> No.44987973

>>44983943
Cute and Funny

>> No.44988114

when will they invent teleporters so my wife can be home and go to the studio whenever she wnats

>> No.44988204
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I went to the gym, can hardly walk after leg day

>> No.44988264

>>44988204
I did not go to the gym but I did go outside three separate times today which as far as I am concerned counts as reps.

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>>44988204
Nice. I walked 10 km today.

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>>44988374
I should walk more but there's not much to walk to here where I'm at in the US. I suppose there's one route I could take, but that's about it. I get jealous of other places where you can walk just about anywhere at any time. For now I'll content myself with weights and riding the stationary bike.

>> No.44988578

>>44985805
shhhh, don't let them know.

>> No.44988670

Maybe Gura left within the past couple days and that's why she's been quiet. She could leave a couple days before the rest

>> No.44988737

>>44986621
This is where she should have been placed in the ad.

>> No.44988788
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>>44988204
I really need to start exercising on my own time. Work was more than all of the exercise I needed until I got a position where machines do all of the work for me a year ago.
I can already feel my body wasting away. I'm turning 32 soon and I know things are going to go bad soon if I don't get my ass back into gear.

>> No.44988822

>>44988737
I think facing the lady would have been best just for 'you got games on your phone?'

>> No.44988892

>>44988204
I did abs and my walk today. No much but still proud of myself.

>> No.44989113

>>44988788
It's never too late to start, just hype yourself up and get back to the weights. Pretty soon you'll be hooked

>> No.44989209

>>44986621
Me on the right (she just told me I look good)

>> No.44989310
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>> No.44989318
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>>44988114
GIMME SOME FLASHY BITZ, A BUNCHA GUBBINZ AND 5 CANS O RED PAINT AN I'LL SEE WHAT IZ CAN DO

>> No.44989608

>>44989113
I know, all I have to do is find a routine that works well with my current life. I'm autistic about routines so whatever I find will stick.
Also, I did 35 pushups at once last night after having not done any in a few years. That made me feel good, I'll retrain that muscle!

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>>44989318
Xenos scum.

>> No.44989878

>>44989608
I believe you can do it anon. Just set a concrete goal for yourself with specific numbers and you'll do it, no problem.

>> No.44990366

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwW2yKiAQ8
>Kronii is in Japan right now
Is Goomba gonna meet her?

>> No.44990372
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I bet you could convince Gura to try any diet by seeding her recommendations with videos.

>> No.44990471

>>44990366
Already met her. In the fucking clip you posted Kiara even alludes to it. Kronii also alluded to it. Probably others as well.

>> No.44990478

>>44990366
Hopefully not

>> No.44990618

>>44989775
idk how to make a sound post, so here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZorC23OxwCU
SHE WOULD BE DA BIGGEST BADDEST WARBOSS DERE IZ

>> No.44990727

>>44990366
I hope Gura is meeting people because in alot of the stories of EN members hanging out in Japan, Gura isn't there.

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>>44990366
>Mumei's the only EN member Gura hasn't met
My Gumei...

>> No.44990937

>>44990366
Some here might not like her, but Gura sure does. They at least hung out during that big day out they all had. If Kronii is doing a totsu I'll keep an ear out just in case of a shark call.
>>44990727
Until a couple weeks ago it was all good but then everyone went quiet, I think she's there but doing that thing again where she tells everyone not to bring her up. One of her worst habits and I was really hoping coming back strong meant she wouldn't fall back into that shit. Thankfully Kiara still tells us some stuff, but by chicken standards it's still been pretty hush.

>> No.44991183
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>>44989878
We're all gonna make it, brah.

>> No.44991334

>>44990937
>think she's there but doing that thing again where she tells everyone not to bring her up
Non anon Gura just wasn't there when they were hanging out for whatever reason. They definitely would've mentioned if Gura was with them just like the other times they did.

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I like it that Gura pays close attention to my smell.

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>> No.44991620

>>44990937
just to remind you, gura was there alone (only EN) in the studio practicing and recording for Nippon Egao four times, that IRyS ended up seeing her dead in the floor.

>> No.44991728
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>> No.44991740
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ganbatte shargk

>> No.44992042

>>44991728
Nude shark...

>> No.44992274

>>44991728
In the sharkverse, there is canonically a TV show where Gura does porn

>> No.44992424

>>44991620
Well even after the showcase Gura seems to be just as busy, with what exactly is anyone's guess.

>> No.44992450

>>44992274
It's actually just Kanauru getting fucked while pretending to be Gura

>> No.44992515
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Is Gura an exhibitionist?

>> No.44992602

>>44992515
No, she's too shy. She's trying to work her way up to it. For us, of course, not for strangers.

>> No.44992634

>>44992515
Gura is romantically and sexually touch starved to the point of having every fetish possible.

>> No.44992669

>>44992634
She's just like me..

>> No.44992757

>>44992515
i mean look at the ad at shibuya station, not wearing pants...

>> No.44992986

>>44992634
she's just like me..

>> No.44993017
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>>44992634
She definitely wouldn't do it for real obviously, but she really likes fantasizing about it.
>"Oh nyo, the chumbies can see all of me~!"

>> No.44993175

>>44992515
gura is the type of girl to be shy about getting fucked in a car or on the balcony but she actually loves it

>> No.44993379

>>44993175
>can't eat in front of others without nearly having a panic attack at times
Your brain has rotted

>> No.44993453

>>44993379
don't bother bud

>> No.44993460

>>44993379
i will die on this hill

>> No.44993491

>>44991728
>Marine was confused
kek

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>>44992634
how do I save her?

>> No.44993641
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I love Gura. I just like saying that.
I feel weird saying that I love someone while actually meaning it.

>> No.44993664

What if Gura is so pent up she started flicking the bean while on the train in Japan? Can she contain herself?

>> No.44993830

>>44992515
>nude in Shark'd animation
>WWE character was nude
> >>44991728

>> No.44993981

>>44993379
The stuff you can't do is what gets fetishized the most. Same way she thinks about food all the time.

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>>44990840
What if... they're the same person? Cover's making her work double time for the extra money?

>> No.44994161

Are you a chumbabooey?

>> No.44994198
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>>44994161
ye

>> No.44994220

>>44994161
I did not get to watch the collab live and could not tell Kiara about the beans meme, so no, I unfortunately am not.

>> No.44994230

>>44994161
I'm shitting my diaper in rage that gura isnt streaming

>> No.44994253

>>44994071
meds

>> No.44994338

>>44983195
What a beta cuck this fag beside Gura is

>> No.44994352 [SPOILER] 
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i goomed to this...

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>>44994161
Yes

>> No.44994459

>>44986621
this,
except sitting on his lap

>> No.44994491

>>44994352
Please tell me you're joking

>> No.44994534

>>44993981
she loves it but cant eat it..

>> No.44994566
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44994566

Gura really activates my male need to be a great father to her children that I will sire.
I also really want to be her onii-chan and I want to be her dad.
Can fembuds understand this complicated feeling?

>> No.44994967

>>44994566
fembuds dont exist

>> No.44995064

I want to bong smoke Gura's fards.

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>>44994967

>> No.44995211

Now that Gura has been officially confirmed as the best hugger in all of Hololive, where do we go from here?

>> No.44995255

>>44995211
We need to know who is the best hand holder of Hololive

>> No.44995302

>>44995211
Japan, where else

>> No.44995407

>>44986621
>bag

>> No.44995479
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44995479

>>44994967

>> No.44995482

>>44995073
This is proof enough. Fatto Catto is my favorite fembud.

>> No.44995578

>>44995211
I'm going to the 4th fes and I will find her and I will get a hug to confirm for everyone

>> No.44995660
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44995660

no streams
no time spent together
just empty words

>> No.44995766

>>44995660
See you in the next thread, where you'll make this post yet again!

>> No.44995773
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44995773

>>44995211
...

>> No.44995897
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I really can't remember the last time I've had a good hug.
And Gura is just out there breaking people with hers... God what I would give to experience one of her hugs... it would be life changing I'm sure.

>> No.44996063

>>44995773
wish I could have one..

>> No.44996120
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>>44992634
Nice, that means she's into erp cybersex from her entire fanbase.

>> No.44996223

>>44995766
As long as there's no stream I will complain about there being no streams. Don't care if it bothers you.

>> No.44996313

Gura hugs is mankind's most powerful resource. This is how we will reach past the stars.

>> No.44996397
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44996397

Sorry guys, but Gura only hugs me

>> No.44996454
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44996454

>ywn hug Gura

>> No.44996459
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44996459

>>44995773
I want one so bad..

>> No.44996529

>>44980830
HNNGNNNHH imagine this but with Gura dancing.

>> No.44996665

>Gura squeezes you as tight as her tiny body will allow
>the top of her head is below chin level
>you can get a whiff of her hair as she's got her face buried in your chest

>> No.44996975

>>44996665
Damn anon how short are you?

>> No.44997239
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I actually imagine Gura hugging me as I fall asleep on a regular basis. It really helps I think.
Hugs are powerful and one day I'd like to harness that power...

>> No.44997317
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44997317

>>44996975
nta but im a bit over 6 ft 2 and Gura's 141cm is right around nipple level for me so i think his scenario works

>> No.44997464

>>44996975
I'm 6'0, and Gura with her shoes on would be like 4'8"-4'9", so the top of her head would be like just above nipple level

>> No.44997526
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44997526

Gura hugs could solve every problem in the would if there was enough of them to go around.

>> No.44997550

I don't know my height...

>> No.44997623

>>44997317
>>44997464
Based I'm 6'1.
I think you would need to bend down to smell her hair.
Hugging her and being close enough to smell her just like that would have implied being a 5 something dwarf.

>> No.44997803

>>44997623
That's why I said you catch a whiff of her hair, unless your nose is really not sensitive at all

>> No.44997841
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44997841

Are we all creepy perverts?

>> No.44997982
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44997982

I'm 5'11 and I don't lie pretending I'm 6'0.
No one actually can see the difference.

>> No.44998378

>>44997841
I may be a pervert, but I know how to keep my creepiness in check. I think.

>> No.44998379

>>44994491
NTA but I masturbated to that too.

>> No.44998525

>>44997841
gura turned me perverted! i swear it is all her fault.

>> No.44998631 [SPOILER] 
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44998631

this is your oshi?

>> No.44998652

>>44998631
Ain't she precious

>> No.44999391
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44999391

>>44998631
Yes! I love her!

>> No.44999536 [SPOILER] 
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44999536

>>44998631
Yes

>> No.44999542

>>44997317
>>44997464
Gura fanning aside I can't fantom why anons your size would want a girlfriend THAT much smaller than you. It's less waifu to hold in general. And yeah girls are harder to find near your size but to want and seek out that much of difference; at that point it's like people are into something else entirely.

>> No.44999770

>>44984181
>>44984400
Perfection

>> No.44999846
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>>44999542
Short and flat girls are the hottest anon, it's not directly because the size difference that's just the tastes I was born with which is the best taste by the way

>> No.45000310

>>44997982
I mean it's true irl girls don't really care. >>44999542
Short girls are hot as fuck.
But it's true it's kind of a dick move towards short guys.

>> No.45000389

>Holofes days away
>literally nothing from Gura about it
>or discussing her 3d
>or myth 3d
why the fuck is she like this. please, if you're going to make these 5 minute on screen but 100 hours to record it shit your main content, at least boost it up by talking about it

>> No.45000399

ddlg is better if they're small

>> No.45000449

>>45000389
Fuck off faggot, we're talking about how hot Gura is for being short and flat

>> No.45000470

>>45000389
hope we get another react

>> No.45000644
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>>44999542
idk I just wanna dominate her tiny body and make her orgasm 10 times.

>> No.45000854
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45000854

Look at this, this is my daughter.
I'm going to marry her. Try and stop me.

>> No.45000892

>>44999542
Small, frail, weak, needs your protection. Reliant on you for things like top shelves. Can't reach hand holds on the train so she has to hold on to you. Makes you feel masculine.
Small and light, easily physically manipulable. You can princess carry her to bed, piggyback her home if she gets tired, pick her up and fuck her on the spot, put her in timeout on top of the fridge if she gets bratty.
Nothing on her chest to get between you and her heart and soul.
The size difference makes her instinctively act submissive (and breedable).

>> No.45000911
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I want to dwarf her tiny body. Like lay on top of her and fuck her with just her tiny feet sticking out from under my massive hairy fuckmass. Like for my cock to be in her pussy, her head would be below my nipples. Her face would be in my chest hair, her tiny hands gripping tufts of hair, holding on for dear life as I roughly ravage her. Can't even kiss her when we're fucking because she's so small, and I am okay with this. I need art of this scenario.

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why my pp hard...

>> No.45001350
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45001350

>Ina got the sharkussy
>Kiara got the sharkussy
Ame...

>> No.45001405

Gura’s unwashed, bushy pubic hair

>> No.45001492

>>45001405
you're thinking of ina

>> No.45001566

>>45001350
>Gura isn't using her atlantean strength to do the thightiest hug ever
Unrealistic

>> No.45001809

>>45001350
ina has long legs, a flat chest, a soothing voice and tentacles while kiara is just pure sex, I don't blame gura for taking the opportunity

>> No.45001812

I let musclebud trick me into going back to the gym, I felt retarded doing barbell rows.

>> No.45001905
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45001905

Everyone goslings for my girl.
No one can escape. God I love her.

>> No.45002060

Bae is playing that cop game. Remember when Gura was gonna play it but ended up changing her mind.

>> No.45002240

>>45001812
do power cleans instead so you can be a louder retard that's harder to ignore

>> No.45002472

Gura masturbates...

>> No.45002509
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>>45002472
I think about it everyday

>> No.45002522

>>45001812
You don't have to go to a gym to workout, start from home if you're uncomfortable.

>> No.45002547

>>45002240
nta but i have bad knees from an injury and power cleans look like you rely too much on momentum

>> No.45002606

I am not a pedophile and I refuse to be one.Send me pics of adult Gura now. Not a fucking child

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>>45002606

>> No.45002699
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>>45002606
Gura at a mature adult age of 9008

>> No.45002706

>>45002522
I do this, i never went to a gym. When i started i did wall pushups, since i couldnt do regular ones, carried around stacks of magazines/books until i bought proper weights. You really only need dumbells, a barbell and a pullup bar, no fancy machines needed.

>> No.45002741
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gura loves…

>> No.45002765

>>45002240
Maybe when I can lift more and at 3am when no one's there, I feel pathetic rn
>>45002522
Yeah, I can't motivate myself unless I go to a gym. I'll just distract myself at home. Oh well, baby steps.

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>>45002741
Me

>> No.45002795
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>>45002606
I think we're running out of ways of asking for loli Gura.

>> No.45002871

>>45002685
>>45002699
>>45002795
no!!!!!!

>> No.45002879
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>>45002606

>> No.45002941

>>45002547
>power cleans look like you rely too much on momentum
that's why they're so useful, you need to be explosive enough to generate that momentum in the first place

>> No.45002978

>>45002699
9010 is prime

>> No.45003078
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Are we the horniest fanbase chumbuds?

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>>45002606

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>>45003078
my rule of thumb is, the flatter the chuuba, the hornier her fanbase will be

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Gura has been raising a lolicon army and I don't think she fully realizes the influence she has... but what if she does?

>> No.45003283

im starting to think you guys love gura's body more than you love her

>> No.45003683

>>45003147
wait... that's actually kinda true. huh.

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did you guys get the new merch?

>> No.45003750

>>45003283
she could be a hamplanet burn victim amputee with genital warts and I'd still love her.

>> No.45003847
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>>45003283
true but I love her body so much and love her only a little less

>> No.45004004

>>45003283
Not a chance, I love her as a person more than fucking anything

>> No.45004226

>>45003147
Ina is even flatter..
4th Wah exists and is acknowledged by her..

>> No.45004291

>>45003685
not yet, im waiting for fes merch to save on shipping

>> No.45004313

>>45004226
even applies to itty bitties like suisei and matuli

>> No.45004403

>>45004226
wonder if ina is really flat or just larping, cos gura is the real deal.

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where's our thread pic?

>> No.45004427

>>45003283
I dont care what she looks like, she could be the most hideous abomination and i would still love her

>> No.45004553

Gura is potty trained and doesn't need to wear diapers

>> No.45004581

>>45003283
I would love her even if she was a worm

>> No.45004626

>>45004426
Too based for jannies

>> No.45004633
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>>45004553
i'm her potty.

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pet shart

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>>45005229

>> No.45005368

>>45004633
Hot

>> No.45005438

>>45004403
idk im not that familiar with Ina

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>>45005229

>> No.45005753

Does Gura do grumpy dumpies when she loses a game?

>> No.45005787
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ive stopped drinking energy drinks
when do i feel normal again?

>> No.45005838

>>45005787
are you drinking enough water?

>> No.45005854

>>45005787
6-8 weeks

>> No.45005911
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No one loves Gura as much as me!

>> No.45006117

If things don't go back the way they were after holofes/going home, it's unironically all over for me.
Gura was one of the last few things I genuinely looked forward to. She's the only vtuber I care about anymore.

>> No.45006128
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>>45005838
probably not. i drink maybe one bottle's worth a day. i quit cold turkey like 2 days ago. id drink at least 2 red bulls a day

>> No.45006237

Glad I'm not gura only

>> No.45006333

Aqua chose everyone except the sperg Bocchi to be a wife, friend, and lover. Gura never stood a chance

>> No.45006389

>>45006237
I don't care much for vtubers beyond Gura. Gura isn't my only source of happiness so I don't have this ultimatum thing with her.

>> No.45006402
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look at this seductive shark

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>>45006128
I recently had a kidney stone, and I can tell you it's the worst pain I've ever been in. I almost passed out at the hospital while waiting for painkillers. Please drink more water, anon.

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>>45005787
I've never drank more than 3 energy drinks within 48 hours before.
And I'm a 200lbs man. This tiny girl shouldn't be doing this.

>> No.45006740

>>45005787
Depends. Did you just drink them because you're a dumbass, or because you're a dumbass who doesn't sleep and needs a cocktail to function for a little bit? The former, a couple months. The latter, never, you're fucked. t.fucked

>> No.45006825

>>45006128
well if you quit drinking energy drinks then you need a replacement drink.

>> No.45006854

>>45005753
she does do angy poos, like sits there chin in hand pouting and tooting out a thick stinker while she taps her foot. I want to fuck her in the bathroom straight after she does a fat nasty shit.

>> No.45006874

>>45006333
Wtf who would ever pick Ryo over Bocchi

>> No.45006892

>>45006740
I dunno man, I used to wake up and have a can of bang, with a can of monster later in the day just to feel normal. Nowadays I get really shaky if I exceed 200mg of caffeine in 1 go.

>> No.45006903

>>45006389
same desu

>> No.45006906

>>45006545
Anon it was a fucking joke, she's talked over and over about how she can barely finish a single monster and how she likes redbulls because the small size

>> No.45006930

>>45005787
never. you never recovered from caffeine addiction. You just have permanent chronic fatigue syndrome now.

>> No.45006972

>>45006906
Yeah, that 4th monster? My asshole

>> No.45007143

>>45006930
lies, the human body is very resilient.

>> No.45007207

>>45007143
not mine. i'm a wasteland of flesh. hurts to move.

>> No.45007324

>>45007207
i hear drinking your own pee helps with that

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What are the chumbies doing?
I'm thinking I'm going to put that first God of War game I have been putting off for so long.
I've been playing it for a while and I like it.

>> No.45007542

>>45007324
i want to drown in gura's piss. Like breathe it into my lungs until i'm dead.

>> No.45007577
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>>45007502
Playing some monster hunter with friends

>> No.45007682

>>45007207
yeah, it's supposed to hurt.

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>>45007502
bored, watching fau fau build her tree and talk about anime. But she's not a slice of life cgdct sperg like me. No one else interesting is streaming. I miss my shark wife terribly, I know she's busy, and happy, but I still miss her dearly. My love. Gonna have lunch and watch some Jahy-sama because i missed it when it was relevant.

>> No.45007740

>>45007502
binging youtube videos

>> No.45007789

>>45007502
Watching Fauna until IRyS starts

>> No.45007822

>>45007502
Watching Koyori's Bloodborne vod

>> No.45007893

>>45007502
I'm watching the latest Vinland Saga episode.

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>>45007693
Same, kinda dying here. It's worse because I know I'd be enjoying this just fine if I wasn't missing her, it's a fine stream, comfy chatting, but it's not her.

>> No.45008027

>>45007502
playing lobotomy corp I always quit during the last week

>> No.45008029

>>45007502
About to watch Ueno-san wa Bukiyou, is it any good?

>> No.45008098

>>45007502
Playing HoloCure for that Gura gachikoi achievement

>> No.45008197

>>45007996
This. I'm grateful to her for being a comfy mommy, but she's just not my wife. And she keeps talking about normie anime, all the shit i'm fatigued by.

>> No.45008450
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Why won't gura do an anime watchalong members stream, it's not demanding of her laptop, nor need 3d acceleration of her home setup, and would be just the right kinda of comfy that I need right now. Some nice loli slice of life comedy romance with my wife.

>> No.45008576

>>45008450
Gura doesn't like anime that much, and dislikes watchalongs in general unless she's allowed to show them on-screen.

>> No.45008649

>>45008576
asobe asobase was on screen wasn't it?? Or am i misremembering. Also quick fact, toradora was 15 years ago.

>> No.45008701

>>45008649
anon...

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>>45008701
i have bad memory.

>> No.45008839

>>45008795
Based, me too.

>> No.45008845

>>45008649
You may have been using the cytube or taken a blow to the head and jumbled your memory. Either way I don't think the on screeen off screen thing rules anything out, by the time it was relevant she was struggling to push through pretty much everything.

>> No.45008893

>>45008839
>>45008795
Anon why are you replying to yourself...

>> No.45008926

>>45008839
But it's also a blessing because i can keep watching Gura's Vods over and over indefinitely and they're like new.

>> No.45008994

>>45008893
nigga pls

>> No.45009001

>>45008926
I used to reread the same books over and over when I was a kid. But now I have the Internet and there is more content produced in a day than I can consume so I never rewatch old vods.

>> No.45009079
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>>45008994
it was just a bad joke....

>> No.45009126

>>45007502
missing Gura and playin vidya while listening to fau fau

>> No.45009332
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>>45007502
I've been playing RDR2.

>> No.45009439
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45009439

Gura should watch the Shakugan no Shana movie with us.

>> No.45009616

Why isn't Gura on wikiFeet?

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>>45009079
it ogey i laffed.

>> No.45010408

>>45009616
If she was I'd cum my own balls out my dickhole at supersonic speeds and lodge them into the dry wall so hard that I won't be able to pry them out.

>> No.45010516 [DELETED] 

Genuinely baffled by how you're all so infatuated when this wenchs' face is known and unfortunate to say the least. Seen that and instantly, my Fantasy cleared Up.

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oh nyo

>> No.45010597
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>> No.45010598

>random capitalization
hello pajeet

>> No.45010633
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Would you still drink Gura's if it was purified?

>> No.45010675

>>45008576
I would drink her piss if she was sick enough to need to go

>> No.45010690
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>>45010633
There isn't a chumbie that wouldn't

>> No.45010700
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>> No.45010707

maybe try DeepL next time.

>> No.45010839
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>> No.45010923
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>> No.45010998

>>45010199
What is the most annoying sound in the world?For me it is the sound of a ballpoint pen being uncapped

>> No.45011053

>>45010998
The hindi language.

>> No.45011189

>>45010633
I'd prefer the original straight from the tap, but will still happily drink the whole thing

>> No.45011380

>>45003685
no, the shipping is insane

>> No.45011644

>>45003685
Yes and ive been living on ramen since.

>> No.45011701

>>45010597
>>44991593
rubrubrubrubrub

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>>45010633

>> No.45011852
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>>45003685
Yeah, even the acrylic stands

>> No.45011979

>>45003685
Waiting on Fes merch to drop so I can optimize the insane shipping.

>> No.45012035

Found a license plate with GAWR in it. How do I proceed? definitely a gura reference, it's a 2022 vehicle with a vanity plate

>> No.45012052

Was there supposed to be a stream today? geoguesser?

>> No.45012142

>>45003685
I'm just gonna wait until the weekend and pull the trigger at the last second if I do at all. I'm definitely not buying the purse though.

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>>45012052
It's Ame's fault.

>> No.45012236

>>45012208
Cancelled?

>> No.45012304

Better get your daki's guys before the month is up for it since it's so close a month after it's announcement.

>> No.45012442

>>45012304
yes, i got 4

>> No.45012529

>>45012304
~ 1 week left on the order period, I recommend ordering before Sunday to be safe.

>> No.45012627

>>45006854
You people are vile

>> No.45012806

>>45012304
i'm waiting until the 18th since thats the first day of fes so any fes merch will be up

>> No.45012958

>>45012304
I don't want one. Buy extra so I can buy it off one of you when I inevitably change my mind.

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>>45012627
pupu :3

>> No.45013148

Please stream on white day...
Don't forget about us and our make up date...

>> No.45013228

>>45013148
It's already white day over there

>> No.45013336

>>45013228
Even if she's not here, she still operates in American Time.

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45013344

I'm predicting a zatsu before fes

>> No.45013408

>>45013336
it isnt happening chumbie shes clocked full over there

>> No.45013468

>>45013336
Look man I miss her like a fucking madman and I'm waiting and hoping but you need to be ready for disappointment.

>> No.45013721

>>45013408
>>45013468
I never said she'd definitely stream tomorrow, just saying that today was never going to be the White Day stream.

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>> No.45013929
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45013929

I haven't been here the past 3 days, did I miss anything?

>> No.45013994

>>45013929
Not really. Kiara supa tangents included some Gura stuff, that's it.

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>>45013892

>> No.45014109

>>45013929
>>45013994
he also missed this
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1635121000517079041
And the tangent was really fucking good, do watch it if you like Kiara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfYSbNy1MA&t=8228s

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I didn't even notice but I got my two year badge recently. It's also a day past her 2.5 year marker, what a wild two and a half years it's been.

>> No.45014354

>>45014109
wait so is it pre recorded or not
are they going all in with the keyfabe or something?

>> No.45014367
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>>45014208
And my love for her only grows stronger day by day, still... Like I have never had a crush last this long.

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>>45014109
Thanks. I'm not sure if "like" is the word I'd use, but I do appreciate how well she treats Gura and am impressed with all the stuff she does. I'll definitely give it a watch.

>> No.45014537

>>45014354
it is pre recorded
and yes they always go all in with the keyfabe

>> No.45014636
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45014636

Soon Gura will make sweet love to the chumbies.

>> No.45014638

>>45014537
I still don't understand why they do this. It just makes it confusing when something is actually live.

>> No.45014652

>>45014511
Same, my hate has turned into a respectful dislike, and I generally hope for her well being. She's just such a narc though lol.

>> No.45014658

>>45014537
so what are they busy practicing for? the LA thing?

>> No.45014704

>>45014636
I have never physically moaned to a picture before, can you not with these fucking filenames

>> No.45014730

>>45014638
does it really matter when we get the end product? It is what it is. It's still Gura singing, and it's still her dancing, she still put in hard work for us.

>> No.45014816

>>45014636
tfw sex actually feels better than you think it will.

>> No.45014819

https://twitter.com/Shijimizil_92/status/1634854792257486848

>> No.45014929

>>45014730
I'm fine with the Fes being prerecorded, I know stuff like that always is, it's just a little annoying when they pretend it's live when almost everyone knows it's not.

>> No.45014937

>>45014658
probably more than just dance practice

>> No.45015034

>>45014816
Is that why you're sleeping around town, gura?

>> No.45015152

>>45015034
nah sex for girls is meh, just vibing the clit feels better.

>> No.45015243

>>45015152
So then why are you, gura

>> No.45015424

>>45015243
3 inch dick nips don't cut it when there's the option of vibing to chumbies while doing twitter likes.

>> No.45015499

>>45015424
Then why are you being the town ham bunker? Money?

>> No.45015518

>>45006545
I'm 180lbs and I drink like 3 or 4 a day. It's no big deal

>> No.45015625

>>45012052
No, there wasn't supposed to be a stream

>> No.45015628

>>45015499
get enough from chuubing don't need to stoop to yellow chink dick.

>> No.45015730

>>45015628
Right there was another company there as well, Caucasian persuasion again why did you if chuubing was enough

>> No.45015841
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choose your fighter

>> No.45015915

>>45015841
i choose guug.

>> No.45015927

>>45015730
what what did I miss? care to share?

>>45015628
funny when people larp as gura.

>> No.45015932
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cheeky lil bugger

>> No.45015972

>>45015927
offkais, meetups, that sort of thing

>> No.45016013
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Boom

>> No.45016037

>>45015730
they weren't big and hairy enough. can't feel tiny among mids.

>> No.45016045

>>45015972
and advertisers

>> No.45016062

>>45015841
Right looks like she'll fuck you up with her twin tridents

>> No.45016065
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Have there been any signs of Gura today? Did she do her Twitter reps?

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guys ive started laughing to myself whenever i recall gura saying "bri'ish"

>> No.45016142

>>45016037
so you still did? How much are tickets, jesus

>> No.45016161
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I have an important announcement to make, Gura has given me tail touching privileges! Oh, we're also married now.

https://streamable.com/z91mwq

>> No.45016173

heh the self reply schizo is back

>> No.45016179

>fanart is drying up
>chumbuds resort to AI to get their fix

>> No.45016191

>>45015518
And that's a problem!

>> No.45016238

>>45015927
disney

>> No.45016266

>>45016142
don't need to fuck em to see they're small and mid. outta here with that shit.

>> No.45016325

>>45016161
>Contract
I dont know who but one of you is a hooker anon this isnt jakarta

>> No.45016408

>>45016266
Pants down is pants down you could be sandpapering their dicks for all I care, you still did at the end of the day

>> No.45016453 [DELETED] 

>>45015972
>>45016045
>>45016238
Seen this talked about half ass but no one out right saying anything lets talk here
>>>/b/895852481
More freedom and all.

>> No.45016456
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>>45016013
And just like that my oshi sploded...

>> No.45016501

>>45016408
no proof, your cuck fantasy never happened. remaining pure for chumbies.

>> No.45016503

>>45016325
do they do contracts for that, i live in a real country where prostitution is illegal.

>> No.45016571
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45016571

Ah, of course it's the /b/ thread guy. kek

>> No.45016589

>>45016065
Wait so has there been nothing from Gura since she quote tweeted the Kiara collab?

>> No.45016599

Well, hopefully the pajeet stays over there now.

>> No.45016603

>>45016501
Bullshit you've been ducking like its flu season even during stream something happened

>> No.45016604

I cannot wait for the day Pakistan decides to class New Delhi

>> No.45016605

>>45016161
atlantis means her cunny btw

>> No.45016628
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>Catalog is blue again
>Pajeet schizo is back
Damn what did you guys do while I was asleep?

>> No.45016668
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45016668

She really doesn't care, does she?

>> No.45016691 [DELETED] 

>>45016603
Take it here >>45016453
that way everyone can talk.

>> No.45016694

>>45016604 (me)
*glass fuck

>> No.45016718

>>45016628
jannies deleted our op pic and fired up their gura anti bots again.

>> No.45016740

>>45016453
Fear not niji its making its way to the press eventually

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>>45016605
This is true, I was just in it.

>> No.45016796

>>45016740
Take it to the B thread that was posted we can talk there about it.

>> No.45016825

>>45016694
Where can I attend this "class delhi"?

>> No.45016833

oh kronii is having bday call ins. that explains it

>> No.45016989

>>45016740
and what is that? there is a B thread where this can be talked about by the way. But what is going on that no one is talking about?

>> No.45017031

>>45002699
nice

>> No.45017058

>>45016740
>>45016989
Also is her job save/she will not end up in jail or anything right?

>> No.45017123
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Imagine having an oshi that interacts with Tempus.

>> No.45017250

>>45017123
Take it to the catalog sis

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>>45017296
She really lived out her fantasy

>> No.45017382 [DELETED] 

>>45016740
so you are larping then?
If you know something, then take it here and post it >>>/b/895852481
I don't think you or anyone really knows anything and are looking to cause problems for the rest of us.

>> No.45017423

>>45017382
It's not a problem if you ignore it bud

>> No.45017460

>>45017423
That's the same guy just replying to himself over and over again.

>> No.45017533

The reason there's been so much merch recently is because Cover's IPO announcement. Gura is graduating and Cover and Gura want to take advantage of all the chumbud's generosity one last time.

>> No.45017565

>>45017423
I just hate people like this coming in and shit posting acting like they know some big thing that they never tell us about because there is nothing.

>> No.45017581
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45017581

Wow, it really does always loop back to the classics

>> No.45017615

>>45017565
If you want to know look for it yourself, its not that hard. Install onion lol

>> No.45017628

>>45017565
It's been the same shit for years. Just ignore it and wait for the janny to eventually hammer them.

>> No.45017638

>>45017533
Proof? why is she Graduating in the 1st place? She is one of the top people of Hololive makes no since she would leave.

>> No.45017686

Stop replying to the pajeet you cumguzzling retards

>> No.45017709

>>45017615
I could install onion but that tells me nothing if I don't know what to look up to start with. If you would go to the B thread and let me know what I need to look for then I would find it. Other wise there is no information to be found.

>> No.45017724
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Imagine how tiny Gura's hands are and what it feels like to hold them

>> No.45017770
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>>45017724
I'm imagining...

>> No.45017803

>>45017581
10/10 flavor text

>> No.45017856
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>>45017724
I want her tiny hands to wrap around my pp.

>> No.45017861

>>45017533
Why would she graduating ending her big brake in life? how the hell would you know anything about gura like that and we don't?

>> No.45017941

>>45017615
Then what is on there that is not here? what would someone be looking for?
care to share? If not here the B thread.

>> No.45017979
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45017979

he just keeps going

>> No.45017987

I remember how warm and soft a girl's hands feel. They like emanate life energy and warmth and good feeling, it's like magic. They heal and energize and motivate. I'd never ever forget how Gura's hands feel after holding them.

>> No.45018108

>>45013468
>you need to be ready for disappointment
That's pretty much been the Gawr Gura experience for over a year now.

>> No.45018147

>>45017979
Please understand, he is severely mentally ill.

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