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>Official picture from Hololive website
Ughhhh chumbud status??

>> No.44945047
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>>44944898

>> No.44945242

>>44944898
me with my schizophrenic hallucination shark wife on a train

>> No.44945372

>>44944898
All Asian cumpedo are brown
The rest are white
Gura will fuck a nice Japanese boy and they'll seethe

>> No.44945433

>>44944898
Wait people actually use the hololive website? I thought everyone just got directed to geekjack and the part to buy merch from the appropriate shill stream.

>> No.44945440

>>44944898
I’m a big southern farmer dude, I can’t self insert as this Jap twink….

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>>44944898
What is this fucking face supposed to be conveying here?

>> No.44945607

>>44945536
Lust

>> No.44945622

>>44945536
"Can I get away with it? She's not human so the laws might now apply...."

>> No.44945626

>>44945536
disgust

>> No.44945643

>>44945536
He just found out his pot was laced.

>> No.44945672

>>44945536
that happen if you reading book on train and retard kid bothering you

>> No.44945705

>>44944898
Me on the left

>> No.44945714

>>44945536
schizophrenia

>> No.44945734

>>44945536
>this is fucking surreal how the fuck is there an anime girl in real life why does she look drawn and not actually a person my brain cannot understand this

>> No.44945748

>>44945047
This why, never take your meds.

>> No.44945869

>>44944898
she's so small.

>> No.44945907

Hololive will partner with Google and install a chip in your brain that gives you a fully functional holo tulpa that will have the ability to physically influence you through electronic signals from the chip triggering nerves in your body

>> No.44945968

>>44945907
Where do I sign up?

>> No.44946135

>>44945047
AIIIIEEEEE DON'T LEAVE ME GURA

>> No.44946163

Another deflection thr... WTF ISRAEL!!!!! IM GOING TO VISIT COVER HQ RIGHT NOW.

>> No.44946412

>>44945907
Preorder nau

>> No.44946511

ToT bratty shark girl trying to pirate my doujin.

>> No.44946865

>>44945536
>What is this fucking face supposed to be conveying here?

"Why is this gaijin asking me if I have games on my phone"

>> No.44946999

>>44945536
"SHE'S GONNA STREAM?"

>> No.44947120

>>44946999
kek

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>>44945047

>> No.44947484

>>44944898
I wanna fuck this cute boy in the ass more than the woman or Gura in this picture

>> No.44947698

>chose a thin scrawny boy to represent their consumer base
What did they mean by this?

>> No.44947941

>>44947698
this is in Japan and 90% of the average Japanese male is a scrawny boy. They're not gonna find an average gaijin otaku in Japan and pay him to be in an ad

>> No.44948013

>>44944898
These advertisements are hilarious. As if any of these adultchildren ever leave the house and talk to strangers.

>> No.44948136

>>44944898
Me on the left

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>posting edits

>> No.44948260

>>44945047
GURA COME BACK

>> No.44948603

seethe

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>>44944898
I will never be japanese

>> No.44948953

>>44948203
Me in the middle ignoring the cunny and chasing hags

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>>44948136
Cute hag.

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Did they ever post these as ads publicly or is it just within their site?

>> No.44949393

Chumpedos are real

>> No.44949438

>>44945536
"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HERE INSTEAD OF STREAMING, GAIJIN-CHAN?!"

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>> No.44949570

>>44945536
HORRY SHITTO A TALKINGU SHAAKU

>> No.44949579

>>44948990
Based woman ignoring the shart

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>>44948203
Ojisan...had a hard life

>> No.44949656

>>44949622
KEK

>> No.44949800

>>44949622
Ojisan...

>> No.44950068

>>44949534
FRIEND FEETIES.

>> No.44950087

>>44949622
add ame merch hat pls

>> No.44950144

>>44950087
Nah it's perfect like that

>> No.44950333

>>44949534
>Kobo is the only ID represented in the whole thing
What did they mean by this

>> No.44950498

>>44948990
Wtf i thought flesh women are ugly. Why did you lie to me /vt/?

>> No.44950664

>>44944898
hes like ToT

>> No.44950676

>>44944898
Male collab soon.

>> No.44950679

>>44947941
>Japanese population is aging
>90% is a scrawny boy
????

>> No.44950791

>>44944898
That guy on the train? That's me

>> No.44950869

what was the point of this exactly?

>> No.44953294

>>44948013
as a 33 year old living an an apartment building full of 20-30 year old nips in yokohama, im convinced that the majority of young japanese ppl just masterbate and play video games all day, they literally never leave the crib ever, been in this spot for 18 months.

>> No.44953631

>>44947393
KEK

>> No.44953690

>>44945047
My oshi is real… r-right?!

>> No.44953794

>>44950333
She big

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Would the world know peace if everyone got their own version of their oshi?

>> No.44955447

>>44947393
Sweet lord my sides. My coworkers must think I'm retarded for laughing so hard at this.

>> No.44955529

>>44950679
Do you know what "target demographic" is?

>> No.44955620

>>44944898
Dont worry, he is just a schizo. She is not really there.

>> No.44955678

>>44944898
Gura seems interested in the book besides not being able to read Japanese.
Dude looks horrified about it.
Clearly he is reading one of those doujins where Marine grows a dick and rapes everyone.

>> No.44955711

It's wrong. Gura should be sitting next to the oji-sans. She loves old guys

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