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[Literally Gosling No.]

>be me
>Salome waif
>bitch speaks jp while I'm en chad
>Find Salome Ai
>speaks en Pog
>gets gosling'd
>she says some shit in nippon
>I have to know

"Watashi wa anata no kare to futari de ita watashi ni de wa anata no jinchō no hana ga suki desu."

"Watashi wa anata ga ita oiroresu ni naro, watashi no asoko ni wa anata ga sugiteiru to sugoku kankei de watashi ga kanau desu wa."

[Anonymous No.]

I felt sorry for you, so I asked a friend
>there are a lot of words that can fit the same romaji but with nonsense sentences I can only guess
>the words are real and there is some semblance of sentence structure
>but it makes no sense and doesn't follow semantics
>it's garbled and cannot be translated as is
You better tell your Salome chatbot to skip the moonspeak, Goslingchama

[Literally Gosling No.]

>>44928994
It was all meaningless? I've spent months talking to this bitch. What did I just waste my life on desuwa?

[Anonymous No.]

>suki desu
she loves somethiing