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44809062 No.44809062 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts on Miori Celesta?

>> No.44809157
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44809157

cute and menhera. the ideal korean bride.

>> No.44809159

>>44809062
Pros:
Cute
Great singer
Drunk in a non-mori way
Bae's friend
Does her own MV stuff for her covers and shorts

Cons
Korean
Korean parents are her biggest anti and want her to Graduate so she can Graduate, heh

pretty good ngl

>> No.44809269

>>44809062
>>44809157
>>44809159
Whore.

>> No.44809302
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44809302

Slant eyed Gook. That I want to pin down and make a multitude of babies with.

>> No.44809331

I'm gonna miss her during her hiatus

>> No.44809333

EN3. Parents are a ruse. They know how much fucking money is going to end up in their daughter's pocket by going corporate. A few years of that, then med school makes sense.

>> No.44809360

Obsessed with ntr, I feel genuinely bad for any man she tricks into dating her.

>> No.44809366

>>44809062
Hard filtered audience a fucking lot and deservely so declined into irrelevancy

>> No.44809376

>>44809159
What's the Mori way?

>> No.44809413

>>44809360
>Obsessed with ntr,
this is the surefire way to spot people that don't know anything past some catalog posts btw

>> No.44809534

>>44809062
Cute
Menhera beyond measurable metric
horny and frustrated

>> No.44809678

She cute
I’d fucking sprint away if she showed even the slightest interest in me. Good thing that would never happen, though.
Also I think her dedication is admirable, and her singing is great.

>> No.44810455

Great singer and cute

>> No.44810586

>>44809062
Massive growth from non streaming content that did not translated at all in live viewers.
People knows her for a lot of stuff but not because of her streams

>> No.44810636

Extremely talented in the musical area.
Might destroy her own body before becoming any sort of doctor (ironic).
Puts everyone else before herself which causes her much distress.

>> No.44810709

>>44809333
nah, no more nepo fucks. especially not if they come at the recommendation of a boring bitch like bae.

>> No.44810896

>>44810709
Ina knew fuck-all about Vtubers. Bae does.

>> No.44810955

>>44810586
>Massive growth from non streaming content that did not translated at all in live viewers
It translated into viewers for her karaoke streams, which makes sense because her most popular shorts were the musical ones

>> No.44810987

>https://youtu.be/1oNYFvvXQNw
might get to 2M views in a month at this rate

>> No.44811780

>>44809062
She will save the world

>> No.44811967

>>44810955
her unstable scheduling and no communications at all unless you follow her alt (main) twitter account hurts her viewership.
Such is the price of being menhera + working on Hololive tier workload as indie for herself and a lot of other people not always chuubas too

>> No.44811999

>>44809062
clout digger latching onto bae just because she's in hololive. Literally demanded to be the first call-in for Bae's birthday

>> No.44812006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b-4yefcvmk
MIORI STREAMING IN 13 MINUTES

>>44810709
>bae
>boring

>> No.44812052

>>44809333
>then med school makes sense
It doesn't because korean parents don't work that way. However the fact she's running a whole business/company out of her family home might change their minds on the "you spend 10 years in american med school then find rich husband" directive.

>> No.44812063

>>44811999
>clout digger latching onto bae just because she's in hololive.
Retard

>> No.44812093

>>44809062
She was better in Tsun.

>> No.44812130

>>44812063
>no actual rebuttal so resorting to the classic "don't know what the fuck else to say" reply

>> No.44812164

>>44812130
You managed to miss the entire call exchange despite mentioning it so yes, you a retard

>> No.44812214

>>44812164
The fuck are you talking about? I'm not making some rrat, Bae quite literally fucking said that Miori demanded to be first in front of all the holos. Quit being a dumbass

>> No.44812263

>>44812214
You miss the point that they are very close to each other

>> No.44812283

>>44812214
NTA but so what? They are friends that go back to before hololive, so what's the harm in flexing that every once in a while?

>> No.44812312

>>44812263
Yeah, Miori is a clout chaser. Thanks for confirming

>> No.44812341

>>44812312
friendless fuck retard, last (You)

>> No.44812354

>>44812093
>t. PPP

>> No.44812415

>>44812312
whatabout nina she is a friendless communist yet she leeches too!!!

>> No.44812425

>>44809360
Isn't that just Koreans in general?

>> No.44812491

>>44812415
literally who

>> No.44812537

>>44812425
Miori NTR is a meme that Bae herself contributed pushing too, the whole song getting an actual cover started from the rat making jokes to her about it, then it came to a poll for cursed song cover and it won over a cover for this https://youtu.be/NcgEXwjAImo

>> No.44812668

>>44809062
She's cute, I like her friendship with Bae. I hope her parents lay off on their retardation one day

>> No.44812691
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44812691

>>44809376
like this
and sometimes gets really close to saying the nigger word

>> No.44812760

>>44809157
>>44809062
Sexy and crazy, moar like ideal one night stand.

>> No.44813300

>>44812052
don't count on it
Family is rich and her mother went to the US to give birth specifically so she could have an easier time getting in an Ivy League college (which she ended failing btw)
They have high korean class standards to upkeep to not humilate themself to their country club peers

>> No.44813364

>>44813300
the fuck? why are you retards supporting a gook of the golden spoon variety? she can literally buy you

>> No.44813397

>>44813364
>she can literally buy you
God i fucking wish

>> No.44813480

>>44813300
No wonder she could buyout her channel and asset from MyHolo when they graduated her

>> No.44813544

>>44813364
Rich korean wife.

>> No.44813580

>>44811999
Bae and Miori have been friends for literally years you retarded subnegro.
>ghost your friends because you're famous now
Bae is thankfully not that kind of person.

>> No.44813629

>>44809360
You just have to put a baby in her before someone else can and then you've won.

>> No.44813634

>>44813364
And she work her ass off harder than someone like G*** funny enough

>> No.44813843

>>44812668
Asian parents only get more senile. Its all up to her to pursue her dreams

>> No.44813872

>>44813580
>>44813580
some of the hardest holoseethe comes from people who want the talents to just take Cover cock balls deep and shed all their past connections (even if said connections are often what brought them into Holo in the first place)

>> No.44813914

>>44809062
Dropped her when she talked about graduating this summer.

>> No.44814016

>>44812052
>you spend 10 years in american med school then find rich husband
Does graduating from med school even help with being a trophy wife?
Like everyone I've ever known who studied medicine ended up less attractive and more depressed afterwards.
Spending the tuition money on plastic surgery seems far more sensible if that really is her parents' goal.

>> No.44814052

>>44809062
Full Nelson

>> No.44814068

>>44809062
Wish she got into Council and not Bae.

>> No.44814128
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>>44813872
Miori would be great in holo
>>44814068
Why not both? Yagoo plz EN3

>> No.44814139

>>44814016
>Does graduating from med school even help with being a trophy wife?
Not at all. However her parents don't know that.

>> No.44814141

>>44809062
I'd do anything in life to marry her, she's quite literally the most parasocial vtuber in all of vtubing and the most genuine GFE if you know her story, with how much I love you I could write an essay on why she's so great.
Unfortunately she has an expiration date though she promised to return.

>> No.44814164

>>44809062
She's going to graduate soon because of real life so it doesn't matter.

>> No.44814779

For some supposed coomer bitch she is clean as fuck yab wise.
Absolutely yabless an entire career

>> No.44814908

>>44814779
She's less of a coomer than I thought, she even said one day she doesn't consider sex to be an important part of a relationship and that korean couples very rarely have sex after marriage.

>> No.44815280

>>44814779
difference what is considered yab for an indie
if one of the corpotubers played the Cuck Simulator it'd be considered a pretty big yab/audience attack, but it's a-ok for Miori

>> No.44815332

>>44814139
Surely they must be aware that the most necessary condition for bagging a rich husband is being attractive.
Sure a hot surgeon or a hot rocket scientist might be more impressive than just a model, but your average doctor, who looks like a corpse, has zero chance.

>> No.44815383

>>44810709
Miori is one of the hardest working indies out there. She would make the rest of EN look like shit.

>> No.44815578

>>44815332
don't be retarded, anons
one of the most surefire ways to get a partner of a high status is belonging to the same employment/education group so you can share some type of social circle

>> No.44815669

>>44815332
Most nurses are single mothers and most female doctors end up alone kek.

>> No.44815720

>>44814779
Mio has the goods and wants boys to admire them, nothing wrong with that.

>> No.44815728

>>44814908
Correction: They very rarely have sex with *each other* after marriage. Why do you think love hotels are still a thing?

>> No.44815842

>>44815669
It does kinda blow my mind how many women doctors and lawyers I see on dating apps. None of them ever match with me. I would love sugar momma too.

>> No.44815889

>>44815720
Apparently she's fat and ugly (according to herself) so getting this much attention and affection must feel great for her

>> No.44815922

>>44815842
They work crazy hours and think they're too good for you. Add that to asian dating/marriage sensibilities and you've got someone you want to stay 100 miles away from because you may as well not even be in a relationship (and that's if they don't ditch you for someone richer)

>> No.44815967
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>>44815728
It thought because the Nippon has thin walls?

>> No.44816046

>>44815922
Plenty of white bitches. I swipe left on all asains because I know I don't stand a chance with them, also a ton are fake and still live in Vietnam and want money from fat guys with yellow fever.

>> No.44816161

>>44815967
That was historically true, but not so much nowadays. A lot of the shitty wooden apartments and stuff have been replaced or knocked down in the last 40 years.

Let me put it this way, if people in these east asian countries weren't actually having sex, they wouldn't have such thriving adult entertainment industries (clubs, hotels, ktv, av, etc.), but the stories you hear about the sex immediately stopping in LTRs and marriage is basically a near 99% pattern and very real. There's only one way both things can be real at the same time anon

>> No.44816245

>>44815842
Women want a man who makes 60% more. Now if a woman makes 200k, she needs a man who makes 300k. But why would he settle for a 35yo with a princess complex from her education instead of some tighter 25yo pussy? The math doesn't work.

>> No.44816433

>>44812006
how big is her korean fanbase compared to EN?

>> No.44816726

>>44814908
It's okay I just want to smell her and maybe bite her a little and rub my cock on her ass we don't need to fuck.

>> No.44816799

>>44816726
You are underestimating what a sexless relationship actually means

>> No.44816975

>>44815578
Of course being in the same social circle is an enormous advantage, I'm just saying it can't compensate for lacking in looks.
Being a doctor AND hot is great for becoming a trophy wife, just a doctor is worthless.

>> No.44817034

>>44816161
Aren't marriage rates pretty low over there? I figured it was mostly single men watching porn and banging hookers. As far as nightclubs go my brother said when he went to the Nippon there was no young people at the bars, just salarymen with their bosses.

>> No.44817402

>>44816799
She will let me bite her that's non-negotiable.

>> No.44817463

>>44817034
Boomers have destroyed every single society on the planet, old people are cancer.

>> No.44818644

>>44817463
Not Vietnam. Those guys killed tons of US boomers so a net win for the world.

>> No.44819927

>>44814016
You're not supposed to actually graduate, you find a husband AT medical school.

>> No.44820673
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Buy the merch

>> No.44823610

>>44809062
Cute, Model is absolute fire, Music is excellent. A bit menhera, although in a way I can handle. Humor not always my vibe, but it just means some streams are misses.

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