/ggg/ - Gawr Gura General

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Gurass

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Ya cool? I am.

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>>44805265

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>>44805317
Ye I'm cool. Pre trip she said she was going there to strictly work. During trip she says streams will be spotty, nothing concrete.
I'll wait until the japan arc/jet lag arc are over before screaming like an autist.

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>>44805365
OHHHH SAY CAN YOU SSSSNNIIIIIIFFFFFFF

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Sex with a fembud.

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I love Goob!

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>>44805485
That's me. T u T

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If she loves you, then why does she avoid you?

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>kiara said gura has a cute smile while dancing
>gura said she thinks of her chumbies while going to practice
that cute smile is because of us bros...

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Gura cute Gura cute!

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I love me some sharks

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>>44805540
I love her so much...

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d-do you guys think gura messed something up and the geoguessr collab won't be happening?
and ame hasn't said anything about it because she's a good friend to gura?

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>>44805385
>before screaming like an autist.
You seem like you still have your head, please don't ever get to that point. We have enough of those types already.

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>>44805540
>I smile while thinking about Gura
>Gura smiles while thinking about me
WE ARE

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>>44805610
I won't get to that point. I'll just quietly leave. Faggots turning into karens here was the faggiest shit I've ever seen, I'd rather just fuck off.

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>>44805540
I'm gonna practice my ERP for her, she deserves it.

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>>44805540
I love her...

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>>44805540
I love her so much..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA

>They are not having sex or butt spanking as batsus
It's over...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA

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Gonna make sure Gura has a lot of orgasms when the time comes.

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>>44805596
sometimes you both expect the other person to take the initiative and ends up nothing happens

>>44805925
5am PT...eurobuds how do you do it

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>>44805925
>someone has to take a mysterious, possibly disgusting jelly bean

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1634478715915898880

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Gouda-chan...

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>>44805540
I love this bean

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oh hey, she remembered how to tweet

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WIFE TWEET

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1634480512906723330
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1634480512906723330
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1634480512906723330

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https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1634480512906723330
She's still a fart shark...

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>>44806102
my wife is alive and well

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>>44806120

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>in 4 hours
I fucking hate the Japan arc
Coming home and posting schedules again arc when?

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>>44806174
This stream has been scheduled for a week though..

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>>44806174
>bitching about this when we've known about it for a week

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not staying up to 5am for 1hr mandated orange woman collab

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gonna take a nap so i can watch my wife

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stream lands on the middle of the night for me, i dont think im gonna make it bros

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Damn, online guides to cybersex are terrible. I'm a Neverwinter Nights multiplayer veteran, so I'll handle making Gura orgasm, don't worry.

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>>44806174
Gura is actually eating and hanging out with friends, Whats the problem anon?

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i'm already feeling sleepy...ngmi

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>9AM my time
That really sucks for my sleeping schedule, but I'll make it work.

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>>44806315
same desu

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Gura is watching tutorials on doing the apple trick and practicing as we speak.

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>>44806120
>She's still a fart shark...
nigger did you think she was just going to stop being one overnight or something?

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>>44806494
Deciding to embrace it this hard is odd.

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Gura is not a fart shark.

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she knows the technique but they need to buy several apples to find the "lucky one"

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>>44806120
she's really leaning into the tooting recently

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>>44806637
anon why would a non fart shark be posting tooting fish emojis and talking about how apples make her gassy on stream

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=3

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>>44806892
Camon shark, show us how strong you are. Where's that gaming grip?

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Gura please play a horror game soon

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>>44806892
cute...

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>>44806759
It's not a tooting fish it's a zooming fish

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>>44806892
I would hope that Gura would've tested if she can do it with Japan apples beforehand.

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>>44806954
That was before Gura posted the tweet, Gura is MOTIVATED

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>>44806892
What happens when Gura farts while straining on the apple?

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>>44806968
Gura said she would play Darkwood, FNAF, Poopy's Playtime, look into Lost in Vivo etc guess we gotta remind her again.

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>>44807077
Honestly I'm afraid to ask her. I'm expecting her to say maybe in October, and then we get barely any horror games in October again.

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>>44807023
just how much prep do you think she did for the truth/lies collab

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>>44807049
yeah, on me.

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>>44806968
expect RE4 in 2 weeks

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Normally I could easily make it to an hour like 7AM and only be a little drowsy, but this fucking cold is making me it's little bitch and I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
I'm sorry, chumbies. Leave me behind.

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I'm the king of /ggg/.

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>>44807331
Dead hours are the perfect time to use my onahole.

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>>44807256
>RE4
>Horror
Isn't that the one that got popular because it was goofy as fuck compared to the rest of the series?

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>>44807201
We have to get her out of this 'I have to reserve theses horror games for October' mindset, otherwise she just won't play them.

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>>44807218
Well I mean it should be obvious that people would ask her for proof if she would make this claim, but it's Gura so it's 50/50.

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>>44807401
it has its moments

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>>44807691
Eh the Regenerator sections don't last long and most of the island is pretty action packed rather than horror.

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>>44807691
who's that qt

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>>44807691
I have cleared RE4 multiple times but I don't remember this nigga

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i hope she's gained weight from all this snacking and eating out

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>>44807972
/ggg/ has an architect?

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>>44807845
regenerators

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>>44807972
the dancing will have burned the calories which is good cuz i like my lolis cut like gemstones

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>Come to japan for a month
>Don't eat ramen until the chicken forces you because you're embarrassed

What's wrong with this shark? 50% of my meals were basically noodles when I was in japan.

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>>44808118
Introvert-autism combo is a world of wonders

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>>44808118
Think she talked a bit about what she ate in Japan during members.

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So is Kiara just going to monopolize all of Guras time? Wheres the Kronii off collab? Wheres the IRyS off collab? Switch it up a little for fucks sake.

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>>44808393
anon if it wasnt for Kiara, do you really think she would be collabing with irys or kronii?
we would be getting nothing

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I'm starting to get really excited for Gura to sing Reflect again at holofes

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>>44808393
Ask Gura that, she even said she wanted to do offcollabs, but then she basically dropped streaming altogether for her entire time in Japan.

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>>44808393
Weird angle.

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>>44808602
>she even said she wanted to do offcollabs
She said the opposite tho

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>>44808649
https://youtu.be/yp2wvsYGSyQ?t=4459

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>>44808758
>I hope I do more collabs
yepp

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Help me stay awake, do something funny.

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>>44808758
>I meet with member frequently doesn't mean I stream with member frequently
>She met with Kiara frequently, and now she does a collab with her
So she is doing what she said?

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>>44808948
*Farts

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>>44808948
https://youtu.be/jMAOZZwSdvs

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>>44808758
Heh told you cucks already she is a lying whore
Good thing i have found another chubba
Enjoy getting lied

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>>44808602
https://youtu.be/vfsuo2Q1dEM?t=5645
she also said this. If you expected a lot of offcollabs after this you're dreaming

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>>44808948
Take a shower and play a bideo game.

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>>44809034
>says she hopes to do more collabs
>does collabs
you are bad a this ESLfaggot

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>>44808994

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I'm going to sleep. Might watch vod tomorrow. Have fun SEAyuros

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i'm gonna goom

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sPXfGabl00

Umm, chumbuds? you're getting NTRd by Kiara

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>>44809097
>99% real Gura juice
Umm...

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>>44808758
Compile all the things she said she would do in this JP trip and send it to her, Gura really needs to be reminded her her failure to follow through on the things she says she'll do.
>>44809076
This was referring to meeting with JP members. Gura hasn't offcollab at all outside of the Myth collabs and this Kiara collab. Also this was before saying she was going to offcollab with Subaru which she also didn't do.

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>>44809226
Oyasumi burgerbud

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>>44809285
She literally has an offcollab in 3 hours.

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>>44809252
I like Goobidiba, idk if Kiara came up with it but it has a nice rhythm to it

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>>44809306
>this Kiara collab

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>>44809323
I fucking hate it. She keeps coming up with retarded nicknames instead of using Guwa like she used to.

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>>44809358
Im partial to gibbering garbanzo

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>>44809358
I mean Gura herself encourages it with her constant use of 'Goob' even when she has other nicknames.

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>>44809358
>he doesn't use a new nickname for Grumbo everytime he refers to her

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>>44809398
Those are cool and good. This goobidaboobabippaboo shit is dumb.

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>>44809412
give us your nickname ranking bud

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>>44809464
gooruh>goob>garbanzo series>>same-chan>gouda>>sharkie>shark series>>>>>>>>>>>goobida series

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>>44809464
>Years later

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>>44809526
I forgot goomba, it's actually one of my favorites cause it has goom in it.

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>>44809526
goobidiba is just an extension of the goob series though

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what a funni lass

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>>44809588
A SHITTY EXTENSION. Goob is perfect, it's simple, short, it does not need extending.

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Gooby is my favorite. Sweet, soft, and gooey. Just like Gura!

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its goobidiboobidibooba, simple

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>>44809526
>No goomba
Shit list

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gwombus

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goowa

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What if el manzana is more powerful than the bag of oreosh?

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Goomba

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>>44809644
That cooking stream never fails to bring a smile on my face

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>>44809644
She will crush the manzana, crush her enemies, see them driven before her and hear the lamentation of their women.

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what is her bean tastes like

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Glombus

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Gorbius

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Gura nicknames are cute when Gura says them and not cute when other people say them

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>>44810110
k chumbie

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Mandatory picture

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>>44810110
That's not true Gura thinks they're cute

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>>44810191
Wasn't that the 6 hour pixel art collab? That was a good collab.

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>>44810191
wdsdib

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>>44810191
Was she allowed to do this? Do they have oji-san perms?

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>>44810191
6 hour collab...

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>>44808444
he'd get nothing and blame kiara for it

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>>44810686
>he'd get nothing and blame kiara for it
He's already done that

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>>44810686
uh no, it's ame's fault.

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>>44810191
based chimkin torturing gooba for 6 hours

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>>44810215
goowa thinks im cute, especially when I'm calling her nicknames

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>>44810997
Anon, what are you doing?

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>>44811006
posting pics of my gf while you fap to stolen nip

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>>44811006
listening to her ASMR

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>>44810808
ngl I love watching Goomba getting tortured

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>>44811179
>gura isn't streaming>chumbie has no choice but to watch goomba

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>>44811192
goomba is a better vtuber than Gura

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>>44811192
I don't like goomba, I don't understand how anyone could like goomba

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Drove home early from vampire work. Actually kinda looking forward to this collab.

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I'll lay in bed and watch the stream on my phone.
It counts as sleep as long as I'm in bed, right?

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>>44811327
Kinda, you're missing out on the rem cycle which is the whole point of sleep but it's still better than nothing.

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>>44811712
I'm not a fucking insomniac, I just don't want to spend 8 hours listening to a voice and occasionally watching some animations

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>>44811730
well then go to sleep at 7 and don't be a lazy bitch

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>>44811769
>go to sleep at 7 and don't be a lazy bitch
I'm not lazy, I just don't have a problem with spending 8 hours relaxing and doing nothing
Like watching a movie
I don't watch Gura because I want to relax and do nothing, I watch Gura because I fucking love her and I want to watch her as much as possible
I don't want to spend 8 hours watching a movie because I want to relax, I want to spend 8 hours watching her because I can't get enough of her

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>>44811712
>Kinda
I was actually expecting you to say "no not at all" as I was kind of joking. But I guess it is worth something then?

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>>44809252
Heh that's kinda wholesome. Seems like she's having a blast doing the idol stuff.

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>>44811860
I don't know about the REM cycle but it definitely helps with muscle recovery
I know that I feel a bit sore after a workout and if I take a nap the soreness goes away

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>>44811873
>I was actually expecting you to say "no not at all" as I was kind of joking
Yeah, I know
I'm just saying that it helps a bit

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SEAbud here I'm winning

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im just gonna leave the YT app on my phone open and hope the sound of the stream starting will wake me up

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>>44811961
I'm gonna set my alarm to go off every 10 minutes for the next 5 hours and hope that jolts me awake

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>>44811932
Ameribud here, I just have the sleep schedule of a guy that travels for a living

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>>44811873
Napping is great for muscles for sure but you still need deep sleep to maintain good levels of testosterone or hormones in general.

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>>44812008
Not true, REM sleep doesn't have to do with testosterone

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>>44811973
>5 hours
but it starts in 1 hour?

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>>44812021
>alarm clock set for 10 minutes
Why do you have an alarm clock that only goes off once every 10 minutes?

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>>44812018
Sleep 100% affects testosterone.

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>>44812107
I meant REM sleep doesn't have to do with muscle growth

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>>44812131
REM sleep is a memory consolidation phase, without it you can't remember shit
Endurance athletes are advised to get REM sleep before endurance events because it helps them remember the training they've done

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This would actually be a really cozy time for stream watching had I a more normal sleep schedule
>wake up fully rested
>make a coffee
>wrap myself up in a blanket
>watch stream
But alas I work nights.

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>>44809526
>no goop goop nor guohra

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>>44812208
I'm a fucking mess, I can't get to sleep because I'm too hyped for her return and I'm worried I'll oversleep and miss her debut

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>>44812229
>wrapping yourself in a blanketwhile watching Gura stream

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>>44812269
>Gura stream
It's not a stream if she isn't live

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>>44812310
>Gura stream
It's not a stream if she isn't live
But it is a stream if she is

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>>44812310
>d-doesn't count!

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I'm cooking myself a delicious meal while waiting for the stream to start.

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>>44812421
Well what are you making?

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>>44812449
something with butter, garlic, and shrimp

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>Gura dancing like some slutty k-pop star

H-Hot!

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looks like Gura's hologra got delayed for superexpo promo
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1634524577828073473

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>>44812483
She does like shaking her little bratty butt. T u T

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>>44812449
Salmon lemon pasta. With butter and garlic. No shrimps though.

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>>44812518
I'm making salmon and shrimp stir fry with rice

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>>44812504
I really couldn't care less about the expo, but I don't care about hologra either. Just want streams again.

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Gura and Okayu should do a ASMR collab

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Chumbros why is she only doing collabs just like the antis said? I thought they were all wrong and Gura would still do solo streams...

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Gura should marry me

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Did I do good?

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>>44812958
She doesn't know how to stream with a laptop and she's too autistic to ask for help from Ame.

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>>44813043
This
She's been in the hololive house for almost a year and hasn't learned how to stream from a laptop
And the only reason she hasn't learned is because she's too autistic to ask for help

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>>44813059
Someone needs to correct the autism out of her. Don't worry though, I volunteer myself for that duty!

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>>44813107
She learned how to use a mouse and the chat on her phone pretty quickly
It's not that hard

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>>44812998
>9
guwa...

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>>44812504
>Gura get the 200th episodes
I'm not mad

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Gura screwed over again. Everyone else's hologra episode came out a week after their showcase. Not Gura, no mention of her being in it but they promote Mori's from last week, lol.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1634524577828073473?t=PvKwO43m40HizRtvKwQlfg&s=19

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Rub the cunny. Look at the cunny. Smell the cunny. Squeeze the cunny. Kiss the cunny. Lick the cunny. Spread the cunny. Eat the cunny. Finger the cunny. Tease the cunny. Fuck the cunny. Cum inside the cunny.

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>>44813327
Next week will also almost certainly be related to fes.

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>>44813372
>200th episode>Gura get the 200th episodes
She's not doing a collab for this, she's doing it for her birthday

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>>44813351
Calm down, anon.
It doesn't come out until tomorrow.

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Guess those geos now dammit DO IT!

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>>44813351
No one cares, cunnycun

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>>44813394
No you dumb tard. Her episode doesn't

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>>44813608
she streamed the pre-release version last night and said she's gonna play it in her showcase tonight, which is why she's not gonna play anything else

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>>44813625
oh right, she's not gonna play anything else, like the new stuff she's been working on for the past 3 months

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>>44812998
>>44813180
https://youtu.be/_7b01SjiiBE?t=7365

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How come we only got one stream of that new outlast game? Was it a temporary beta?

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>>44814000
eyup somekind of stresstest i believe

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15 minute shark alert, shark imminently on the telly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA

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>>44814000
It was too good watching Gura react to getting grabbed and called a bitch, too hot for her channel.

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>>44813912
>Aug 6, 2021
What the fuck, I remember this stream like it was just yesterday. Where is time going?

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>>44805265
cute feet

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>>44814000
Game sucked

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Cute shark soon!

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>>44814337
JWU is it on? Is it over? I want goomby NOW!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura getting over her autism of needing to stick to ~9pm EST and streaming when she actually can. Let's hope she'll continue doing that instead of not giving us any streams

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>>44813625
You're trying too hard, tard.

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>gura streams in collabs with Kiara, her closest friend
Well well well ggg, looks like kfp is your only true friend now.

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>>44814370
Actually her normal time is 8pm est, not 9.

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>>44814404
I love wawa

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>>44814369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKT5xI84NA

>>44814370
dyrbi?

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>>44814404
Maybe she said "if I win the door race more often than you you have to collab on my channel", we don't know

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>>44814370
She will. I think her trip to Japan will inspire her to get back to the streaming grind. She's a lifelong weeb after all so she's gotta feel motivated after all this to continue what got her there.

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>>44814469
Well yeah because it's nowhere near 8pm-10pm EST right now.
I told her that she should stream when she feels good while in Japan from the getgo instead of trying to stick to the same old time slot so American fans have it easy.
It's more important that she feels good and fit.

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>>44814507
Don't call it a grind, Gura is deathly afraid of that concept

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>>44814507
>She's a lifelong weeb after all

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I'm going to hear her voice!

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>>44814469
Thanks bud

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>>44814568
>weeb means you must love animu
dumbass

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>>44814534
True but I think she wants to change that, and something like completing a life goal such as going to Japan can do that for people. I believe in the shark.

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>>44814507
>lifelong weeb
She thinks Miku is cute and miku isn't even a real anime character, the american vocaloid website doesn't even mention her.

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>>44814633
I don't think she has any interest in changing that. Grinds are an inherently negative concept and you should use more positive phrasing.

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naked kiara butt

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>>44814687
>Grinds are an inherently negative concept
Anon that is extremely s.oy

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>>44814645
miku is dead? wtf?

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>>44814750
why is there a random cat face

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Came back from a foof? Kiara won door race so stream will start soon.

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>>44813180
I didn't know the answer to 9, but that answer is true in my case.
;_;

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Stop bragging about beating my tiny wife in foot races, you fucking chicken.

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>>44814899
it's over... they will never start the stream...

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>>44814568
It's Ame's fault.
she recommended the last anime gura watched.

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I am so jealous of Kiara. She could probably rape Gura and get away with it.

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>>44815064
cant help it, she sniff gura's cuncun and goes mad

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They better be extra gay this stream to make up for the delay, or I'll get MAD.

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What's a foof?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44814936
>>44813912
it's ok anon you can share it with gura.
9 is 'atlantis'

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine where we would be as a society if EN ever bothered preparing and being on time for streams

[Anonymous No.]

>>44814812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqm73xsias

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura doesn't say she loves and or misses me I'm going to NUKE Earth (all of it)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815292
They were preparing dumbass. They need food energy to stream.

[Anonymous No.]

Please dont cancel the only Gura I'm going to get in a long while.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815333
>Gura
>reacting to chat at all in a collab

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815346
Nigger. If I show up every day to my job 30 minutes late with the excuse that I needed food, I'd be homeless without anyone hiring me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815382
But Gura is the only one who does that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815346
Pathetic. They aren't doing anything strenuous, they could have gotten up an hour earlier to eat and start on time. I love these two girls but don't make shitty excuses when they act lazy.

[Anonymous No.]

16 minutes late to start. 10 minutes since foof comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815185
>2003

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>>44815426
Are you as cute as Gura? Didn't think so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815426
You have a worse job.

[Anonymous No.]

Well at least this lets me listen to Metroid Prime 3's Skytown(Elysia) a bit more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815444
How do you know Gura wasn't doing anything strenuous? You don't. Kiara was streaming which is mentally taxing as any streamer will tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll watch enough to get some of her sweet voice in me, but I think I'll have to pass out and watch the rest as a VOD.
Fuck I'm sleepy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815426
>>44815444
why are you two niggers always angry? life to harsh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815498
I can't tell if you're being serious or not. Good bait I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Getting real annoyed with the chicken, not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815463
you can buy that? I remember when it was a web novel and read it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815426
someone has to work to support her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815512
>having standards is bad

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara is cheating, her legs are longer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815426
of course, you're repulsive unlike gura
I will fire you even if you're not doing anything wrong

[Anonymous No.]

Retard here, what the fuck is a foof and a door race? Are those terms often used to describe hot lesbian rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815426
>his workplace doesn't have a flexible schedule
Laugh at this wagie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815512
nta, but yes, it is

[Anonymous No.]

THEY’RE DEAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815615
Yeah, if by lesbian you mean me and if by rape you mean rape.

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>>44815518
>crusty upholstery
Buds what are you doing to your chairs...?

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>>44815673
goom

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>>44815596
didn't kiara say that gura's door was closer to the elevator/stairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815615
foof=food
Kiara and Gura race to their apartement doors when they go home together sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

So, will they finally kiss this time? With tongue?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815673
You mean to tell me that you see this *pic related* and you don't goom endless amounts of ropes? Such a large amount no container can hold that much volume.

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>>44815615
>foof
see >>44815185
>door race
Every night they race to the bedroom door. The loser has to eat out the winner.

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>>44815673
>he doesn't goom while naked and sometimes get a little on his chair

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>>44815704
>>44815783
>>44815795
>not gooming cleanly
Not only is that irresponsible, but that's less goom for the jar you sick fucks

[Anonymous No.]

>not even a waiting screen yet
bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Still waiting. 26 minutes late. and 20 minutes since the foof comment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815786
Yeah you can just say that Gura is having chicken pussy at every meal, there's no way she runs faster than a austrian stacy

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I don't know if I'm gonna make it.

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>>44815907
She is letting her win. Can't blame her, that chicken pussy must be heavenly.

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>>44815894
Haha they have to set up retard
Like haha omg they have to turn it on and shit
Why are you complaining haha it can take time to hit the go live button haha

[Anonymous No.]

man.. i could have slept an hour longer..

[Anonymous No.]

Gura forgot about the collab and went to take a bath without her phone when she got home.

[Anonymous No.]

10 pm in Japan, cute girls walking at night

[Anonymous No.]

finally

[Anonymous No.]

Stream finally starting. Just 29 minutes later than expected.

[Anonymous No.]

ITS ON NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.]

I missed her..

[Anonymous No.]

>DVR on
Kiara becoming unprofessional when with gura...

[Anonymous No.]

So this will be pretty short, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816158
Neal turns it on for them they aren't doing it

[Anonymous No.]

Starting 30 minutes late is kind of disrespectful to the viewers, honestly. They could have gotten food at any time

[Anonymous No.]

I CAN HEAR AND SEE MY WIFE AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.]

I SEE AND HEAR MY SHARKWIFE!

[Anonymous No.]

Shark on the telly! Kiara's loud laptop.

[Anonymous No.]

Pipe down, my daughterwife's on screen.

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>>44816267
You can hear us...?

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AAAA SHE SOUNDS SO CUTE

[Anonymous No.]

>she's showing it as if there was a camera
What a dope!

[Anonymous No.]

Gooba my Gooba, the rare Gooba...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44815894
They're eating and laughing at you, specifically you.

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GURA IS SO FUCKING CUUUUUUUUTE

[Anonymous No.]

Ina got Gura applejuice. Tutorial time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jealous of Kiara...

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>>44816303
I hear you when you masturbate.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm jealous of apple juice

[Anonymous No.]

There is a lot of latency, make sure to put it on 2x to catch up closer to live if you want

[Anonymous No.]

Gura died in a shoot out. Her gun didn't even activate. Rigged! Spicy ones that are diffcult. Yes, please.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has the shakes...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's tremors...

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>>44816459
Me too... is that bad?

[Anonymous No.]

she's just like my grandma...

[Anonymous No.]

that apple juice?

me

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is a shaker. They came from dinner with Ina. Kiara had other ideas of off-collabs with Gura and she chose this. Gura will prove her apple breaking skills.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura needs her liquor

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks the apple is massive

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816499
ojisan.. i think you have alzheimer...

[Anonymous No.]

SHE MENTIONED ME!

[Anonymous No.]

Compliments make Gura gassy

[Anonymous No.]

Gura and Kiara at 3 AM going to be eating beans. Kiara called Gura beautiful. Kiara asking Gura to bend the knee to her. Gura wins in 49 seconds.

[Anonymous No.]

UOOOH GURA GETS GASSY WHEN EMBARASSED

[Anonymous No.]

This sucks. Gura is barely talking. Kiara has twice her volume and is doing 90% of the talking and won't stop yelling. Whatever this "gameplay" is is boring.

I just want Gura, man

[Anonymous No.]

gura's shaking..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816678
>Gura is barely talking
Deafchama.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816678
go and cry in some corner you goddamn faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816678
>Gura is barely talking
Sounds like you’re watching some shitty alternate universe stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816712
>>44816728
Go back to your containment, KFP

[Anonymous No.]

>Sametori is synced up to the point that they trip over things simultaneously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816678
Same. Unfortunately this is what we get.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura thinks the beans are enticing. Gura not allowed to choose Kiara's beans. They open the door at the exact same time and trip at the same time on the street? THEY ARE. Gura wont' reveal what she hides in her makeup bag.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura hides condoms in her make up bag

[Anonymous No.]

Gura's secret bag items..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816759
Retard.

[Anonymous No.]

Chumbros why does our pure innocent daughterwife carry condoms and birth control in her bag?

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has a 100% American 1911 in her bag.

[Anonymous No.]

>what do you put in your makeup bag?
>not now they're watching
As always, she refuses to even say minor things about herself. Getting kind of annoying

[Anonymous No.]

Gura sounds kind of hyperactive.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my wife so much!!

[Anonymous No.]

Since we didn't understand that the toothbrush thing means we're dating, Gura's informing us about other subtle romantic cues like bag.

[Anonymous No.]

kek

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>>44816898
Wait for Girlstalk then, its explicitly for talking about that stuff,

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara ate dishsoap beans? Gura said it was a brown bean. Refreshing like mouthwash. Gura says it's bright blue. Calli has entered.

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She's here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44816898
I wish Gura loved me

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>>44817010
Anon, she's not going to say it anywhere. She hates revealing any personal details or anecdotes. In the fucking true or false story collab her only "true" was about breaking an apple in half

[Anonymous No.]

So for every loss they have to eat 3 beans? I thought it was 1

[Anonymous No.]

>you little shit
Heh Goob

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>>44817064
She was even afraid to tell people what socks she's wearing

[Anonymous No.]

Samurai training. Gura was weak clapping int he beginning. Has to clap harder to catch sword She beat Kiara. Best of 3 this time around.

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>>44817064
If you understand why not accept it and stop whining

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>>44817081
they should have made them those surprise jelly beans... and made it 1 each loss.

[Anonymous No.]

My wife is a samurai

[Anonymous No.]

>hoocha
>Kiara screaming
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

hoocha!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Samerai..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44817145
>accept it
No

[Anonymous No.]

>don't look at me like that
They're constantly looking each other in the eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

Gura wins again. Gura is samurai. Kiara suck on more beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44817064
Anon, everyone knows what girls put in their bags besides makeup that they don't want to talk about.

[Anonymous No.]

>Which beans will you pick today?
Gura really wants Kiara to eat her bean...

[Anonymous No.]

Wasn't there someone recently talking about how she should say hoocha again?

[Anonymous No.]

I am start watching the stream, how is it so far?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44817116
The poor girl just has a problem. She isn't like this because she hates everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

Gomenasai,
my name is Gura-sama.
I'm a 9009 year old Atlantean Otaku (anime fan for you gaijins)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44817220
The bag is just an example. There are countless times she's completely closed up and refuses to talk. I'm saying it's not cute or endearing, it's irritating

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>>44817204
Continue being upset you have no control over someone else's mannerisms and preferences while somehow believing that that will make them MORE comfortable regarding your existence

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara ate the grey one. It was dead fish. She's coughing up.

[Anonymous No.]

While you were eating jelly beans, Gura studied the Blade

[Anonymous No.]

>>44817336
Continue having low standards and settling for mediocrity

[Anonymous No.]

GURA YOU BRAT YOU WON'T EVEN BURP ON YOUR OWN STREAM

[Anonymous No.]

"Am I allowed to burp on your stream?"
"Go ahead" Immediately starts talking over her
Be quiet Kiara! What if she had done it right then

[Anonymous No.]

A battle of table tennis. Gura serves Kiara and got 2 points.

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>>44817383
You've had almost 3 years to get used to how she is. Sucks for you for expecting something else.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is making erotic noises and throwing the game!

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck me, I'm going deaf thanks to Kiara.

[Anonymous No.]

this seems like those 2000's eyetoy games, just way way shittier

[Anonymous No.]

I think mori might be lonely she misses kiara trying to fuck her instead of everyone else

[Anonymous No.]

Welp. Gura loses. She's about suck on beans.

[Anonymous No.]

EAT THE BEANS GURA

[Anonymous No.]

First to 5 is not the same as best of 5 Gura

[Anonymous No.]

>>44817468
>implying she hasn't changed for the worst

[Anonymous No.]

Gura nearly gonna puke already

[Anonymous No.]

GURA PUKING NOISES GURA PUKE ON MY DICK UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

This shark eatin' beans!

[Anonymous No.]

lucky brat!

[Anonymous No.]

Gura preparing to barf. 1st: Something sweet and fruity. 2nd: Vanilla. 3rd: good one. No bad ones this time around.

[Anonymous No.]

come on Kiara we're counting on you...
Get her the surstromming flavored one

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>>44817383
You ARE settling through, you're just doing it while being whiny

[Anonymous No.]

GURA??

[Anonymous No.]

If Gura has a good enough poker face, she could make Kiara rage by pretending all the beans are good ones.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura is the hot lifeguard. Pictures of Pamela Anderson mention. Kiara false started. Gura wins the flag.

[Anonymous No.]

If I were Gura I would try to act like I always only get good ones just to see how Kiara gets more pissed off with each bean I eat.

[Anonymous No.]

Gura has pictures of Pamela WUT?

[Anonymous No.]

Kiara false started again. Kiara won the flag this time around.

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>>44817725
>>44817775
I guess great minds think alike.