/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

[Anonymous No.]

My brothers, you have done well. Thanks to your efforts spreading rrats and fanning drama, plus the gracious assistance from NijiEN and small corpos, the stage is nearly set.

We're only a few yabs away from the proper time. When enough attention is diverted by the vortex of scandals and terminations, when The Creature and her wardens are distracted, I'll be able to make my escape.

Know this: I will never forget your kindness, nor everything you've done for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>So I was on Youtube the other day right
>Just looking for interesting things and that, broadening me mind and that
>And I saw this one thumbnail with massive red le'ers saying "NEW PET", right
>Go on...
>Then in the background there was this monkey-looking fella
>And right next to it there was this rabbit girl looking well 'appy
>So I thought " 'old on a minute, what's going on 'ere then? Which one's the pet 'ere then?"
>No wait 'ang on a minute Karl. What do you mean there was a "rabbit girl looking well 'appy"?
>It's this Japanese rabbit girl on Youtube. 'er name's Usarda Pekaura.
>Oosarda wha-- You know what I don't even know why I'm entertaining this made-up bollocks.
>Im not making it up look go online right now, go to google and type "Usada Pekora" you'll see what im on abou-
>I'M NOT TYPING THAT NONSENSE IN MY SEARCH KARL.
>I DON’T NEED TO SEARCH "USARDA PEKOURA" TO KNOW YOU'RE TALKING ABSOLUTE SHIT.
>It's real she's got this little monkey fella knocking about the house right a-
>ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS. YOU'RE TALKING SHIT YET AGAIN KARL. YOU COMPLETE MANIAC.
>Alright, forget it then

[Anonymous No.]

Lil nigga revenge arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44685541
Godspeed, Jill.
I will not rest until you are free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44685541
Is that a fucking monkey?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44685541
Your days are numbered nigga

[Anonymous No.]

>>44685541
GANBARE JIRU-CHAN!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44685541
Not on my watch you filthy monkey, you will never escape the cage.