/MANS/ - Tempus General

[Anonymous No.]

Fuckin' Some Dudes Edition

Last thread: >>44649254

Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9

>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare

>Magni Dezmond
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
https://magnidezmond.carrd.co/

>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios

>Noir Vesper
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel

>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon

>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka

>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/KTYxJWGN

>Songs playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLY2RslAWsaQ8l3YiVLd318kcNt3g3Ec-A

[Anonymous No.]

>>44664692
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44664715
amen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44664715
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44664715
Amen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44664692
OP sauce:
https://twitter.com/potamikouu/status/1633084949938032641

Frames:
>live
REST IN PING - Apex (ShibuHal Custom)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRTMla_lDcw (Altare POV)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2AX6o3iZPk (Axel POV)
https://www.twitch.tv/rprx (rpr POV)

>upcoming
Shinri - Resident Evil 7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yc4tCEMO_w
Vesper - VA-11 Hall-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQqXruhxz78
Bettel - Karaoke Rebroadcast (Menshi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGEBF7lFRYQ
Flayon - Mega Man Zero 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0antFIUKJc
Hakka, Axel - Super Bunny Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMlW1QzavVU

[Anonymous No.]

magni dokoooo

[Anonymous No.]

ty baker-san. I was about to bake with the same pic and everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>44664761
I also got a sudden bang of longing towards him even tho he just streamed 10 hours ago

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>>44664808
WE ARE

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More Rest in Ping? Love...

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>>44664761
Let the man work on his music stuff you ungrateful magmite

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>>44664948
they love each other happy that Altare has warmed up to rpr

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>>44664948
they love US

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>>44664808
how the fuck

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>>44664761

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>>44664756
feels so good to be a Tempus unity chad and have a shit ton of streams to come back home to watch everyday

[Anonymous No.]

Altare could be good at apex if he actually learned how to play the game and not just rely on his aim. His spatial awareness is so bad

[Anonymous No.]

I can't wait for Axel's kick back cover

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>>44664953
b-but someone here said he'd do a morning stream
they wouldn't lie right?

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>>44665034
His game sense isn't too bad, he's just very greedy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665059
>believing _____'s words

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Are they done with the shibuhal custom?

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>>44665059
He said earlier than usual not necessarily in the morning, it's 6am right now anyway

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>>44665034
yeah, he doesn't deserve being silver but it's kinda worthless for the streamer to grind this game now...

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>>44665059
he said himself he'd do an earlier menshi, no time given

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>>44664761
he hates the magmites

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>>44665135
yeah. they're doing pubs now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665167
Watch it be the same time as Machi/Bettel and Hakka/Axel collabs are

[Anonymous No.]

>5 stack boys only valorant
>kobo joins in as cebo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665019
always winning everyday

[Anonymous No.]

PleaseaddRPRtotempusPleaseaddRPRtotempusPleaseaddRPRtotempusPleaseaddRPRtotempusPleaseaddRPRtotempusPleaseaddRPRtotempus he just wants to game with boys ToT I want Betsy rpr and shinri to play together

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>>44665047
Same. I know he's going to absolutely kill it, and I will die the second his voice graces my ears. Ok, and, I know it's his cover, and this is just my own delusion, but I also hope that the MV or PV has him and Magni doing the Denji Power dance.

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>RRRRRAT

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Magni slander

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MAGNI DONT LOOK

[Anonymous No.]

KEK MAGNI BTFO

[Anonymous No.]

I want Rpr and Magni bants please

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ENTER

[Anonymous No.]

enter clown

[Anonymous No.]

we hate regis altare

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When Axel gets whiny with an Australian accent I come alive

[Anonymous No.]

we fuck regis altare

[Anonymous No.]

RIPDESK HATESEX NOW

[Anonymous No.]

Axel hit a sore spot kek

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if rpr knows about how much of a pussy slayer Altare is IRL

[Anonymous No.]

Axel please get a new bit

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>>44665803
they've talked about girls before
captcha: AYY00

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665829
I enjoy this bit. I love hearing about pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665803
>how much of a pussy slayer Altare is IRL
dyrbi

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>>44665803
Altare is past his prime. He hasn't has pussy in a long time now, that's why he's so depressed.

[Anonymous No.]

Rpr's got Altare on the mind

[Anonymous No.]

RIPDESK INC

[Anonymous No.]

ToT

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no Rpr has a nice laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665932
>The fingering joke during his menshi
>Magni's seiso rating for him
>The fact that Altare had Tinder (or was it Grindr?) on his phone before
Your oshi fucks.
>>44666012
Pussy doesn't always heal the heart, anon.

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"rpr, why?? I loved you~!!"

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>>44666059
also the only one dumb enough to mention exes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666059
Magni's seiso ranking when it comes to Altare is his murderous aura

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>>44665900
I love my boy slaying pussy but everyone knows that guys defaulting to “well I get more bitches” as a comeback are the most pathetic

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>sausage fest

[Anonymous No.]

>there are no girls in tempus *right now*
sisters.. you have a chance

[Anonymous No.]

"Aren't there any girls in Tempus? No? Sounds like a boring guild."
Axel has truly learned from Papa Syrios

[Anonymous No.]

Tempus dating show where Magni and Bettel are the women, let's goooo

[Anonymous No.]

I'm laughing

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Why is axel's dad if there's girls in tempus??

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>>44666240
Nothing good ever comes out of hiring FTM trannies.

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All 8.. maybe.. most likely no vesper

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>do I love men though
OHNONONO FUJO SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS

[Anonymous No.]

Man Axel sounded really unsure about all 8..

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>>44666323
Ofc anon we know this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666240
We might get a yugo situation. That’s bad for those who don’t watch niji

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666328
Altare has been painfully straight since forever. Fujosisters aren't going to be setback

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>>44666323
vesper protecting his virginity...

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>>44666328
Like fujos would care about that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666323
7empus

[Anonymous No.]

charge rifle cookie

[Anonymous No.]

Axel should say cunt more.

[Anonymous No.]

Whatsup Cunts

[Anonymous No.]

>don't dox he's from Australia
>doxxed the moment he opens his mouth

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>>44666263
>Sounds like a boring guild.
Then he haven't been to some bad guilds.

[Anonymous No.]

rpr cycling dudes as he pulls in and out

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>Altare interrupted
kek

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>>44666442
Girls?! Yabba dabba doo

[Anonymous No.]

Salutations, my fellow /MANS/ians. Any news from the front?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666597
t. Axel when girls approach him

[Anonymous No.]

Axelyumes, he hit on a girl in Japan, what do we do

[Anonymous No.]

Axelyumes, he hit on a girl in Japan, what do we do

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>>44666747
RiP got crushed. They're playing regular apex now.

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Do axel yumes even exist or have they all sudokud??

[Anonymous No.]

Axelyumes, he hit on a girl in Japan, what do we do

[Anonymous No.]

That's the first time I've heard a natural How you going

[Anonymous No.]

Tier 5 backshot videos

[Anonymous No.]

How would you approach a girl /MANS/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666748
I’m sorry was me, when I saw how hot he was I couldn’t help myself

[Anonymous No.]

Axelyumes, he hit on a girl in Japan, what do we do

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>>44666914
Like so.

[Anonymous No.]

Rpr getting the dingo dick pictures live on stream

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666914
ay' cunt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666914
LOL LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666058
he does

[Anonymous No.]

>>44666914
I siply wouldnt

[Anonymous No.]

Mane-chan don't look...

[Anonymous No.]

RPR is gay as hell.

[Anonymous No.]

i love rpr

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>>44666881
>>44666988
Axel sending his Magni cum tributes

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rpr gave ALL the women in the world flowers yesterday, checkmate

[Anonymous No.]

Rpr really brings out something different to these collabs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667105
Can confirm, they were lovely

[Anonymous No.]

What song is Axel talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

The Tempus anti-women movement

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667151
Niggas in Paris?

[Anonymous No.]

AXEL?

[Anonymous No.]

How uncomfortable is Altare rn?

[Anonymous No.]

"Siding with rpr, you dickrider"

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>>44667064
I wonder what is Axel's Magni lewd of choice

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altare... was a BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667230
>Talking about respecting women
Oh very high

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667230
why? he's the one that turned this whole conversation this way. hello?!?!

[Anonymous No.]

What a dangerous conversation

[Anonymous No.]

Later nerds, leader just gave me flowers~!

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>>44667324
Rpr collabs are always a double edged sword

[Anonymous No.]

name literally one thing wrong about women

[Anonymous No.]

RPR KEK

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667378
soulless

[Anonymous No.]

ayo?

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>>44667256
Thing is. Altare fucks dudes. But he gets fucked hard by girls

[Anonymous No.]

someone cut the mic!

[Anonymous No.]

axel and rpr forcing ragus into uncomfortable conversations during a collab he can't quit

[Anonymous No.]

>1-2 people
ALTARE IS NOT A WHORE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667378
They aren’t attracted to me… I’m literally the most average looking guy

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a bigger whore in holopro than axel?

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>>44667420
AYO

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>>44667503
he's not uncomfortable, lol, did you miss their last girl convo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667534
russia...

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>>44667515
We all know there is

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667338
That was for me, give it back you fucker>:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667534
I think these are the best looking pair of tits that I have ever seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667515
>The entire holostars branch

[Anonymous No.]

Every collab with axel and rpr are unhinged YabCentral. Why are you surprised?

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>>44667534

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>>44667617
Ehhh.... I like them veiny

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>>44667534
Looks super photoshopped….

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>sociopath who doesn't feel guilty

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>>44667503
>forcing
>"this is for you, """girls""" :3 "
lol

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>axel has people sliding into his dms on the regular

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667617
Well . . . that's because they are fake. Look at the top left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667617
I want to see them without the photoshop.

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Here's an idea: rpr and axel doing a lewd asmr collab where they both go down on you and turn it into a competition but they are kind of casual about it and banter the whole time

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>responds immediately
SHINY SPICY LOVE

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>>44667697
>>44667726
u 2 are fucking blind >>44667719

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667378
them being women

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>axel putting bros before hoes
tempus love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667787
There's photoshop on top of the fake boobs my guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667787
It’s still heavily photoshopped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667561
serve me some drinks you WHORE

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>>44667617
Sadly she’s flat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667503
>"Forcing"
A woman typed this

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>>44667888
he'll make it extra alcoholic for you *chu*

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UUUWWWOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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>>44667620
lmao true. I guess the only difference is that axel talks about it a lot. Astel will rizz up girls to the point of cumming on stream but doesn’t acknowledge it or talk about it

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>>44667914
>ragus
It's a SEA threadreader

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>>44667910
kys doxxtranny

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>>44667735
Where can I fund this?

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>>44667914
who do you think are the people watching anon? insane overlap is happening right now

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>>44667971
newfag?

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THEY DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

rpr still wants that game of gay chicken, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

THEY DID IT

[Anonymous No.]

CHAMPIONE

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Props to Axel and Altare for reciprocating rpr’s (relatively) yab topics very well. I feel like it’s often ignored and unappreciated and turned into a bit

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>>44667948
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Pa5_JNPZQ

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>>44667971
newfag...

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ALTARE WANTS TO KABEDON RPR

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>fuck
under his breath, kek

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why is rpr's Live2D so fucking good? what the fuck

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>"i kissed dudes, but kabedons are too far" - RPR

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668147
It's painfully high quality next to tempus

[Anonymous No.]

kek calling out last samurais
based axel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667910
>Sadly

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JWU, how much riptare did i miss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668147
it's keffiy. of course it's good.

[Anonymous No.]

is rpr hitting on altare? i can't tell

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668230
Axel is also keffiy's..

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>>44668230
seriously? didn't he do axel's too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667983
Nowhere, rpr hates yumes and starves them despite having a bunch of female fans. I feel bad for shinidachi like myself

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>>44668147
That's what happens when you shell out a lot of cash to a rigger that knows what they're doing.

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>>44668256
Constantly

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MENTION

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>>44668256
he’s weirdly into altare huh

[Anonymous No.]

Half of NijiEN has never seen an episode of anime in their life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668147
He's got a lot of movement but not a lot of expressions

[Anonymous No.]

Did susan remove the youtube video of rikotan taking off her pikachu panties in the middle of stream I never archived it

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>rpr getting wrecked so hard he's ending the stream

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>>44668220
>rpr kept accidentally calling Axel "Altare"
>rpr asked Altare if he ever kissed a man
>Altare said he wants to kabedon him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668386
has… has altare ever kissed a man?

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>>44668428
A peck he said

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Yes, give Bettel a wig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668428
Yes

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>>44668264
>>44668274
yeah...

[Anonymous No.]

lmao rpr is good guy

[Anonymous No.]

Altare is unironically a great straight man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668279
based

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Altare HATES Shibuya Hal what the fuck

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>>44668488
He is. Better than Vesper desu.

[Anonymous No.]

banger collab, thoroughly entertained. was surprised by the wonderful chemistry and banter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668279
I am sorry, hopefully he will give at least glimpses at some point for you

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altare called RPR sexy :)

[Anonymous No.]

>"Shiny Spicy...Sexy"
HE IS IN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668488
he really is. he plays super well off of axel and RPR too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668371
Anon, Susan graduated ages ago.

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>>44668488
This. I remember Leader's and Axel's first Minecraft collab

[Anonymous No.]

MALE ALTVENTURER YAB

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668479
Only with Tempus, Towa, and some indies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668531
He plays way too aggro to ever enjoy the competitive scene. Thank god he isn't playing in Vsaikyou because he would fucking hate that.

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>>44668536
>anxiety faggot literally rent free
GWS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44667735
Can I have this but with Kintama bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668613
a truly rare species. kudos to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh choco stream on white day?

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>>44668667
They're really not that rare if you look at his chat

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>>44668536
>Vesper not mentioned in the post at all
>mentions him anyways
damn you literally cant stop thinking of him

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Glad the misogynist part was near the end so it can be memoryholed, we don't need that here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668613
He shouldn't have revealed himself, abayo o7

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>>44668633
People who said this are just faggots.
Just pick Maggie or Fuse and roam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668642
>>44668702
Not meant to be a jab gomen. When I think of the tsukkomi of Tempus I always think of Vesper. But here Altare wins.

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>>44667934
i want nowa to get me drunk and take advantage of me :3

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Altare is a brotuber.

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TEMMA ALTARE CRUMBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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He really knows he's not the funny one huh. He should try being the tsukkomi more more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44665411
That scene of Peppino losing all his marbles on the end is so beautiful to see.

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>>44668854
Nice bait but the amount of hard pandering he does to his yumes will never make you feel like anything but an awkward third wheel. YWNBAW(ingman)

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>>44668747
You need to be good to play those. Vsaikyou is not a casual tournament. People actually want to win and every team even gets fucking coaches to teach them how to play.

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Their chemistry is too strong

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a vesperyume i followed just posted a nude and holy shit how does a fucking autist like that have a slutty menhera as a fan. i know she hangs out in /MANS/ too cmon dont be shy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668934
>he bit it this hard

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>>44668531
he's bad

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https://youtu.be/B8TaEjsLrdM

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It's been a while since I watched dark knight, he looks different wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668971
sauce?

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>>44669055
he became a spy

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>>44668971
I'm not a pervert but we need proves that you're not lying

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>>44668800
Isn’t vesper technically a boke since he always tries to play into bits. Only time he’s the unintetionally tsukommi is when he’s lost or is zoning in on the game. I think shinri/altare are the only ones

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why is RPR so fucking thirsty for altare

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>>44668937
>you need to be good
>Vsaikyou is not a casual tourney
Which means you can just switch strategy and play aggresive roaming legends from the very start with the help of your coach. JP players are just creatively braindead.
It's why Astel is so notorious when he's just playing Maggie as she's supposed to be played.

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>>44669034
Rape.

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>>44668971
Anon, a fucking anonymous harmonica player from /here/ has a yume. The world is menhera.

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>>44669150
Because Altare is cute~

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>>44651413
>https://rentry.org/ahepw
Dead hours means I can finally thank you and tell you how fucking hot and bothered this made me holy shit I can't contain mysel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669150
It's so strange kek

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>>44669223
Turning hot by a bunch of letters? What a nerd

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>noticed

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>>44669116
>>44669104
i would but its up to them if they want to post it. i assume theyre the same anon that said they would post their tits if Vesper won the monopoly game

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to see more art of leader with an axe
like bateman or Johnny

[Anonymous No.]

RPR is simply picking up on Altare’s repressed omega pheromones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669359
Oh, i remember that. A great loss for the vesties community

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>>44669334
They elevate the pictures in my head can't be helped

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>>44669151
Astel is the carry so he can get away with the wild pick because he has two other people to support him. Realistically if Altare were to participate he would be the 3rd pick that's there because his points are low. Any coach would make him play support because you're not going to make your actually good players play support. That's not braindead. That's just common sense.

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>>44669348
he even got the rare altare retweet…

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>>44669348
>"had fun"
>in actuality, pic related

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone know the website puzzleanon uses? I am retarded and forgot to bookmark

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669348
HE'S IN IKZZZZ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669359
anon.....

[Anonymous No.]

After ever rpr collab we need a girl dm collab as a pallet cleanser

[Anonymous No.]

No girls allowed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44668971
This image sums up VesYumes.

[Anonymous No.]

I was not able to watch the shinuhal customs how did the boys do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669621
No one sane believes this, because half the collabs with her are League, and the last thing Tempus needs right now is more League

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669677
you aren't wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669506
Time for some 3am walks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669803
rest in ping

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>>44669482
>Altare
>support
Cmon now.
He's a fragger through and through, but he's just hella shit. Put him into support and he'd just brainshort during endgame. The best players play support or at least the most stable, like Mande from RPR's old team.
Altare's just bad.

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test

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>>44669677
pretty much

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669817
They could just ask her to play something else, they’re the ones that pick the game

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669803
They lost pretty bad, but we got some funny conversations and a solid amount of Riptare flirting, so that's something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669849
what did you get banned for

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>>44669844
>Altare's just bad.
Anon that's my whole fucking point. Coaches will always teach the worst player in the team to play support because then at least they can be somewhat useful. It's Vsaikyou, not fucking CR cup.

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>>44669949
the less i say the better
anyways dont forget to do your playlist reps and leave a like on the boys streams

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>>44669150
Still a mystery to this day, but I’m not complaining kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>44670142
Axel should be support then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669621
I don’t get why you all love girl_dm collabs so much. Outside from the boring game choices, her personality and chemistry with the boys is kinda bland and boring? No hate on her though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44669621
girl dm beggars are starting to become as annoying as the zeta and kronii posters

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Its almost 11am over here so I should sleep now. Goodnight /MANS/ and Don't forget to report idiots who post uncensored gay porn under the guise of it being tourist repellent.

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i need altare to get overwhelmed and fucked by drunk axel and drunk RPR

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>>44670261
It's literally just two dudes that always shill for her in /mans/. No one else cares enough.

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Think it's time for a Tempus dick chart

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>>44669135
Vesper is a tsukkommi if that’s the bit. Similar to how Ollie and Kronii does it. Shinri and Altare are natural tsukommi because how normal they are comparatively

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How was RIP today? Much jobbing?

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>>44670412
The meta for me is sober Altare encouraging drunk Axel and rpr to make out in front of him and pushing them to go further and further...

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dial it back bro, you're gonna spook him
https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1633858183650263040

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why does rpr want to groom altare?

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>>44670297
who asked?

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>>44670540
Lmao I love rpr

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This is what happened to totally not Axel in Magni's fanfic.
https://www.youtube.com/live/MNtIXL0gByk?feature=share&t=701

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>>44670540
why is this making me laugh. it’s like RPR is trying to coax a wild animal into eating from his hand

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>>44670540
Altare was the one that said he wants to collab more, but he wants to do it as a trio. Still won't commit to the one-on-one Riptare collab...

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Mama soon

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>>44670507
It's axel pecking rpr and altare's cheeks which ends up rpr and altare lip locking

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>>44670142
>that's my whole fucking point
Then we're in agreement.
EXCEPT you can't fucking assign Altare (even Axel) to be a support. These two are not stable enough and just trigger happy. You assign them as a braindead fragger just for the fact a team can function with only a recon and support if these two are good enough.

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>>44670627
CANON

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>>44667934
One Bad Touch here, please

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>>44670629
That is very much the Altare experience

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SHINRI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yc4tCEMO_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yc4tCEMO_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yc4tCEMO_w

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>>44670665
That size difference is insane but I love this

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>>44668842
same sis same.. ToT still cant get over him rubbing the extra alcoholic blue fairy drink while contemplating...

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>>44670297
The unique pattern here is that you hate woman collabs with the boys. Don't be like the pests outside this thread

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>>44670693
>EXCEPT you can't fucking assign Altare (even Axel) to be a support.
Ok now go back and read my original post. I'm not saying he should be assigned to support, I'm saying that's what they're going to do and that's why it's a good thing he's not going to participate in vsaikyou because he would be miserable.

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SHINRI'S SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>44670665
SHINTARE LOVE

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>>44670856
good, now he can be like the rest of the guild(except flayon and hakka). it was only time before he succumbed to it >:)

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>>44670935
>Flayon
This is even below threadreading level.

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>>44670750
why is he so… why is he like that

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>>44669359
>theyre the same anon that said they would post their tits
What the FUCK is wrong with you people

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>>44671031
Is the Axel pic supposed to be ironic?

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What did Shinri announce? I just joined

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>not paid
CAPCOM HATE

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>>44671091
He's doing a short stream covering the Capcom Spotlight since he's excited for some games and volunteered to do it when he heard they were allowed to react to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtP9Z0QmR5k

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>>44670935
>flayon
???

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>>44671171
mama cute ;-;

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Has shinri already played this game?

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>>44671362
Yes

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>>44669359
>their tits
anon have you ever seen a shirtless man before?

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>[insert man's name], I lied to you, sorry, I know I shouldn't have!
every time, women amirite

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I've never played a RE game before... Is this a good introduction to the series?

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Shinri casually suggesting breaking into a haunted property for an offcollab...

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>>44671573
Yeah either this one or 4 are good starting points, RE 4 on pc has a mod that updates all the textures and it makes it look amazing.

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>>44671618
Don't worry, ghost don't exist. But hoboassassins...

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>>44671573
Re7 and 8 are kind of an offshoot to the main series so yea these are good. Highly recommend playing RE2 remake if you’re interested in the lore or like survival horror

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shinri is a fellow /meat/ enjoyer i see

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>>44671573
This one barely has anything to do with the rest of the series. You can say 7 is the start for another new protag and a very different virus or whatever that fungus is, Village is the sequel and both have little to do with 1-6 (and bunch of side games) which is the main stuff that everyone knows about. Basically it's like an entry from the other side

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>>44671776
Only cause he’s not grossed out by gore doesn’t mean he’s a meatfag

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>>44671714
anikiotl...

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Shinri commending the murderers on the craftsmanship on their sculpture made of horse corpses

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>>44671700
For me is the best RE. But i'm not a fanatic of the saga (played 1,2 remake, 4,5,6, and 7)

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>>44669359
nah nigga that was me. i dont use twitter and according to this thread i have tranny tits over a lewd body so its another vestie. egg her on next time vesper collabs or something lmao

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>>44671855
Johnikilotl

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>>44670412
God I hate fujos, not even because it’s gay, but because they always make em so OOC, you’re just after their models at that point

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>>44671913
>we have 2 vesties willing to show off their nudes
he really does attract the people with daddy issues huh

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>>44671967
now youre learning why everyone hates fujos

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>>44671967
True, Altare would get them drunk and take advantage of them if it was in character

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>>44668386
>rpr asked Altare if he ever kissed a man

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>>44671573
I've never played any of them, but I watched a streamer play through RE7 & 8 before, and I thought it was pretty easy to understand and felt like a self-contained little story. I didn't feel confused because I was missing knowledge from the previous games or anything.

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>>44672012
>altare drinking
somehow youve made it even more ooc

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>>44672004
Even fujos hates fujos?

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>>44672049
readingcomprehensionchama...

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>>44671967
Hey, if you think you can write better fanfics, be the change you want to see in the world dude

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>>44672012
True and hot

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>>44672073
He's too busy writing hololive scenarios that are ooc

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I'm so used to the girls screaming at the cockroach that it's refreshing to see Shinri like this...

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>I've lived with guys /before/
>Currently has housemates
Uh oh koiyumes

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>>44671031
Ok fag. Go suck on those dicks.

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>>44672191
luckily im a koifaggot, mama's milk is mine

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>>44671976
like oshi like fan after all!

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shinri, that was an altare tier joke...

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>>44672364
he has long hair so he's forgiven for that joke.

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Mag LOVE

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>>44672431
menshi doko....

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>>44672431
Sleepy twitter space onegai...

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Imma be real /mans/, I don't like when Shinri pretends like he's never played a game before

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>>44668386
>>44668446
>>44668452
>rpr asked Altare if he ever kissed a man
Timestamp??

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resident evil collab in 8 hours
i'm so happy
hope they get more close than the last collab

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>>44672543
tbf he might've forgotten a lot, I played this and know I have, but yeah it does come off a bit fake

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>>44672543
Disadvantage to be being a gamer prior to holo, he’s already played everything

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>>44672543
his fake gasps are the only thing i dislike about it. the attention to detail not seen on first time playthroughs is what i like about those.

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>>44671618
sounds like a fun idea. its not like the ghost can call the cops on them

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>>44672797
I wouldn't say he's faking the gasps - he's very easily startled and playing the game before doesn't mean he has every little jumpscare in it memorized.

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>>44672596
He asked both of them if they had ever kissed a guy
>Axel
https://youtu.be/GRTMla_lDcw?t=13145
>Altare
https://youtu.be/GRTMla_lDcw?t=13322

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>>44672596
https://youtu.be/GRTMla_lDcw?t=13311

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>>44672915
i'm talking about the gasps when he "discovers" something awesome or new. it's kinda fake but still cute.

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>>44673004
so altare kissed a dude on the mouth before axel did…

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>>44669399
>omega
rumao

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>>44673097
Ah, yeah, I get that. I believe him when he's surprised by something jumping out at him, etc., but yeah, I do think he fakes ignorance a bit too hard with the story/settings

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>>44673004
>>44673168
Why is Altare such a whore? Fuck this guy

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>Get on with it woman!
So assertive...

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>>44673168
Axel says around the 3:39:50 that he has, he just doesn't remember

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>>44673004
>>44673064
rpr I'm rooting for you my man, I really am

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>>44673252
altare is genuinely the biggest whore in tempus. he used pussy to cope.

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>>44673306
There is only one biggest whore in Tempus, and we all know who it is

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>>44673475
True, he is the tallest one

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>>44673475
True, he (probably) has the biggest cock

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>panicked clicking

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>>44673475
True, he is definitely the easiest

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damn ethan what a beast...

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>>44673587
he looks like he has a pencil dick

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Watching vods and reading chat a bit you really find some salty people sometimes.

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>>44673656
looks can be deceiving

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>>44673766
who the hell is alexis

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>>44673808
paypig

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>>44673766
based

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>>44673779
Full convinced it’s huge

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>>44673766
poorfags stay mad, I’m okay with the baronesses getting to fuck these whores since they fund them so much

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>>44673766
I like her money but she gives me weird vibes, like why is this what you choose to clip and share
https://twitter.com/lunedelstein/status/1633721326379884544

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>>44673865
Literally brand new pair, there’s no info to gather from these. There’s visible dick prints in Magnis and axels

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the chopped hand is too absurd it's funny

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>>44669399
Huoh ToT

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>You've got to be shitting me
kek

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The fact that he just picks it up and sticks it back on always gets me

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>>44670412
FIC DOKO TOT

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>>44672688
If only we got a proper remaster of Outbreak, then we'd get a real collab

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>>44670681
Did you see into my mind

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I hate how axel never commit to the batsu he's so annoying and irritating too

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>>44674493
Yeaaaa, I always shit on vesper for just talking about bits and never committing but axel is by far the worst

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if i miss magni's menshi i will kms
goodnight /mans/

[Anonymous No.]

>read up on how humans taste like pork

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>>44674683
Are you ok, anon?

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>>44674713
That's just an urban myth. Human flesh is far more bitter.

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>>44674713
Had you ever burned your hairs on your arms? It smells like chicken

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>>44670681
Drunk Axel reenacting this with Altare and rpr

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>>44673865
Big balls only.

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>>44674679
Literally I closed the tournament stream because of how he acts like a dumb oblivious person, I wish he drops this retarded act one day

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>>44675098
Love my aniki but he has some Eye roller traits

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>>44675098
I’ve been watching axel less and less because he hasn’t changed or improved at all. Donmai, I get bitches, mald at games is getting tiring. I really loved his zatsus but he always talks about the same things. I still enjoy his VN and singing but we haven’t been getting any of this in the Japan arc. I know he couldn’t help some of this stuff but I’m hoping for some changes now that he’s back home