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NASFAQ General - Straight Nasfaq Sex edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4 https://files.catbox.moe/quzu3j.mp4

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (global hi beebs) (heimins) (embed)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>44077566(Dead)

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>>44594854
>Research 4 https://files.catbox.moe/quzu3j.mp4

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>>44594854
source homie?

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 28)
>Gura :: $38,575.29
>Shion :: $26,433.57
>Fubuki :: $17,241.92

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 52)
>Kaoru :: -$52,817.98
>Suisei :: -$33,786.13
>Moona :: -$32,506.16

Overall Average Adjustment is -$2,851.45
Average Upward Adjustment is $6,268.82
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,762.37

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and see you in a few hours.

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>>44596840
pixiv 102736177 its an ai one

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>>44597259
>102736177
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kek

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This is still the feet general

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>/nasfaqg/ is going to fix it's economy by importing a large amount of refugees from the janny-torn fetish generals

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>>44607775
>the only good thing about the thread dying is all the troons went to a discord
>new troons move in
the thread is pozzed we need trialnigger to lock the game from any new accounts so the trannies lose interest in this thread quickly

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god knows we need active posters but not troons if you are a troon get out now

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Anon, are these troons in the room with us now?

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yes because you are posting

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Fund trades for the 8th of Mars:

>25 anons traded funds shares
>24 anons purchased funds
>6 anons only bought their own fund
>3 anons sold funds

>65 funds got new investment
>7 funds were ignored by investors (not counting private funds)
>4 funds had shares removed from their care

Blasphemer is the biggest buyer today, with 44K+ shares
Cute and Funny is the most bought fund today, with 15K+ shares

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>>44615175
thank you based tenma
i know if pippa/tenma had been the ones to have had the chinkening that lost us coco, that they would not have let it happen

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>>44619167
Thank you Based Tenma

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>>44618167
New stats, cool.

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 257,506,421, a change of 0.88% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,218,830. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 22 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 50):
>Kaoru :: +19.0%
>Nana :: +12.5%
>Roberu :: +11.1%
>Ayame :: +9.6%
>Rurudo :: +8.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 30):
>Altare :: -7.5%
>Aruran :: -5.1%
>Astel :: -5.0%
>Zeta :: -4.2%
>Dezmond :: -3.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,228,830.96 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.10% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,236,448,688,005.20, a change of -3.02% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $43,635.61. There are 22 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, restarting the fight between her and Suisei.
>Kaoru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Oga's 5-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 48):
>Shion :: +54.9%
>Izuru :: +39.1%
>Rikka :: +38.8%
>Subaru :: +33.4%
>Gura :: +31.3%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 32):
>Kaoru :: -83.6%
>Moona :: -62.4%
>Botan :: -40.1%
>Nachoneko :: -37.3%
>Laplus :: -35.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $94.10 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $148.00 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$91.56 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Suisei :: $509.08 Up :: $5,175.63 from adj.
>Rurudo :: $485.70 Up :: $4,938.00 from adj.
>Moona :: $455.94 Up :: $4,635.38 from adj.
>Calliope :: $359.60 Up :: $3,655.89 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $357.42 Up :: $3,633.76 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $9.42 Up :: $95.73 from adj.
>Nana :: $9.99 Up :: $101.56 from adj.
>Mio :: $14.19 Up :: $144.28 from adj.
>Subaru :: -$16.07 Down :: -$163.37 from adj.
>Ollie :: -$18.71 Down :: -$190.18 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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You might be thinking "BBB's lost it; surely males aren't taking over that much of the market"
I would implore you to read the data.

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>>44629493
Thanks as always! Nice massive spoiler

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>>44629493
>Kaoru
AAAAAAAAAAA MY EYESSSSSSSS THEY ARE ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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bump

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>>44614952
with emails down 99% of the time no one can make an account anyway, with no verification if they close the nasfaq tab their account it gone

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>>44639175
wittle wolli wonii
for headpets and picking up and spinning round and cuddling and tucking into bed and feeding breakfast in the morning and giving her sweets just for the smile on her happy face
and sex

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looks like anon8 finally became a haachama oh no turn around theres a haaton right behind you oh no she cant hear us shes wearing AirpodsTM she cant hear us, now shes fallen over on the floor oh noooo.
No anon8 dont lose to cock, but in the end sakuya lost to cock

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>>44652799
Can I be a haachama too, mister?

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>>44652893
of course
thick thighs save lives

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>>44652961
Glad to hear it, thankschama!

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>>44652984
good lord now theres 2 of them!

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up

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>>44655037
down

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>>44656296
>>44655037
yeah shake that thick ass

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>>44658908
Hello chama poster, hopefully your oshi will be fine

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>>44660651
I hope so, the schizos and tourists visiting the chama general is through the roof

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Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 25)
>IRyS :: $12,841.82
>Risu :: $10,877.56
>Botan :: $10,620.34

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 55)
>Polka :: -$24,851.60
>Nene :: -$17,756.02
>Chloe :: -$15,635.07

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,660.13
Average Upward Adjustment is $3,286.37
Average Downward Adjustment is -$3,908.54

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and don't forget that there's divegrass tomorrow.

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>>44656296
side

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Wait rurudo didn't rebound..

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>>44619167
Thank you based Tenma

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>>44656898
I was hoping for the konami code, kekked

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bump

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Get back up

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>>44652984
sixletters finally found an architectchama...its over for me

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>>44678179
Don't let your dreams be dreams, just start eating. It's that easy. Don't you want to be big just like me? I'm massive, and you can be massive too.

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>>44681355
I will not fall for this psyop!!!!
Chammers will make a return and when she does she will have the sixpack she dreamed of

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>>44682770
You wish, she'll be bigger than ever.
And. You. Will. Like. It.

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>>44682941
thickchama

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Fund trades for the 9th of Mars:

>23 anons traded funds shares
>22 anons purchased funds
>7 anons only bought their own fund
>3 anons sold funds

>62 funds got new investment
>7 funds were ignored by investors (not counting private funds)
>24 funds had shares removed from their care
>295,110 shares were bought in total

Tako Instrument is the biggest buyer today, with 43K+ shares
6letters is the biggest seller today, with 23K- shares
Cute and Funny is the most bought fund today, with 12K+ shares
ύπνος gained 4.4B from investment
Ninjinc. lost 720M from removed investment

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floor 10

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>>44690090
thanks for giving a seizure

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Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 259,903,188, a change of 0.93% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,248,790. There are 31 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 23 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 4 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 53):
>Kaoru :: +32.4%
>Moona :: +9.4%
>Ayame :: +7.7%
>Laplus :: +7.2%
>Nachoneko :: +6.9%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 27):
>Izuru :: -8.7%
>Shion :: -8.0%
>Altare :: -6.3%
>Rikka :: -5.1%
>Syrios :: -3.9%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,242,377.37 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.10% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $11,567,148,811,131.80, a change of 2.94% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $44,505.61. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.
>Kaoru currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 2 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 52):
>Rurudo :: +130.7%
>IRyS :: +66.0%
>Moona :: +44.1%
>Calliope :: +38.3%
>Botan :: +32.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 28):
>Chloe :: -35.0%
>Nene :: -32.1%
>Polka :: -31.7%
>Aruran :: -25.9%
>Kanata :: -25.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $90.66 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $136.10 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$65.87 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nene :: $431.74 Up :: $4,461.28 from adj.
>Polka :: $414.04 Up :: $4,278.46 from adj.
>Suisei :: $382.88 Up :: $3,956.41 from adj.
>Chloe :: $364.60 Up :: $3,767.57 from adj.
>Kanata :: $357.44 Up :: $3,693.55 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Sora :: -$0.21 Down :: -$2.19 from adj.
>Nabi :: -$0.27 Down :: -$2.75 from adj.
>Astel :: -$5.75 Down :: -$59.42 from adj.
>Miko :: -$15.35 Down :: -$158.58 from adj.
>Nana :: $16.66 Up :: $172.13 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

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>>44690090
lamy chose murder
i got yandered

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