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44540104 No.44540104 [Reply] [Original]

she won

>> No.44540153

>>44540104
nothing.

>> No.44540412

won what?

>> No.44540447
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How does she do it? How does she beat us every time bros?

>> No.44540474

>>44540104
No, she came in second, ame and gura tied for first

>> No.44540488

>>44540412
It.

>> No.44540655

No Hologirl is ever going to lose, in any sane interpretation of the word; even the ones that barely debut and got almost immediately fired.

>> No.44540958
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>>44540104
Daily reminder that she and Bettel were top NA superchats last month and that /vt/'s rage has never been anything but impotent and ineffectual

>> No.44541454 [DELETED] 

>>44540104

>> No.44541990

horse

>> No.44542041

>>44540412
eating contest

>> No.44542105

>>44540412
The horse rimming competition

>> No.44542383

>>44540104
Kinda a queen for that

>> No.44543342 [DELETED] 
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The scene is a small abortion clinic. A rusty bench is occupied by a woman hiding her face behind a pair of sunglasses and the long neck of an oversized black sweater. While it would be easy to make a few guesses about the woman's identity based on the pink top of her head that's peeking out from the sweater like a mushroom in soil, or the gaudy sweater itself, adorned with a large skull facing the side, no one would be able to figure out the woman's identity: the famous virtual YouTuber, first generation Hololive EN member, Mori Caliope. Her depressed gaze was turned upon her swelling belly, concealed by the sweater, right behind the ominous skull print. She gave it a few rubs and, upon making sure that the hallway was devoid of people, softly spoke to the child inside:
- I'm so sorry, baby... The horse sex stream went too far. I, I, what the fuck was I thinking? I let a horse impregnate me? I let a horse impregnate me... Baby, I'm so, so sorry, but you know I can't keep you...
Tears started welling in her eyes. However, as an experienced entertainer, she had an urge to continue speaking:
- Can you imagine what kind of shitstorm my parents would start over this? A daughter, a fuck-up, that brings a horse-child into the family house... I don't know if I could even get out alive if I did that. And I do want to keep living.
Mori's facial muscles relaxed, the grim expression went away, replaced by a smile making its slow yet steady steps:
- Horse cock... it's the best... It's so good that I can't even feel bad about what the doctors are going to do to you... I know you'll keep watching me from heaven, keep watching how I tongue horse anus, slide my tongue over horse balls, let a horse impregnate me... We won't meet even after I die - I'm going to hell, it's as obvious and predictable as my rap bars... And, in hell? What will they do to me in hell? Probably keep stuffing me full of horse cock...
By that point in time, Mori was no longer indulging in a monologue - she lost herself in a trance, a trance she was quickly awakened from by a kind, yet steady hand that shook her shoulder.
- You are here to consult with the doctor, yes? Please, come in. There's nothing to be afraid of.

>> No.44543682

>>44541990
DIE

>> No.44543771

MORI MILK MY HORSE COCK UOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.44546877

>>44540104
Won what?

>> No.44547615
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>>44546877
Stallion breeding competition

>> No.44547742

We love Mori now

>> No.44547808

>>44547742
I unironically think she's really cute

>> No.44550063

>>44540104
I knew she could do it!

>> No.44550132

>>44540958
Why are you using Lui to shitpost? Couldn't you use...I dunno, kronii, instead?

>> No.44551030

>>44550132
Lui loves Mori. Swing Mori win makes her happy.

>> No.44553484

>>44547808
does this imply some people think shes cute ironically? how does that work?

>> No.44554144

Is this the girl that recorded an audio of herself sucking off a horse

>> No.44554172

>>44540104
Another 100kg?

>> No.44554335

I find it hilarious how Mori antis don't have a legitimate argument they can make against her so they just resort to posting about AI audio clips. Like bros are literally just making shit up for attention.

>> No.44554683

>>44554335
>He thinks antis made these clips
lol

>> No.44554815

>>44540412
Heart disease

>> No.44555154

>>44554815
I agree. All Mori antis have withered, diseased hearts.

>> No.44555972

>>44554683
I know it was made by perverts. But the AI voice clip is being brought up at nauseum by the usual crowd of dipshits.

>> No.44562541

>>44540104
The ‘worst music contest’ meme is a joke, retard. You don’t actually win anything you fat fuck.

>> No.44562612

>>44550132
People actually like Lui. Nobody but deranged ERPing seaniggers like Kronii.

>> No.44564460

If she had won /vt/ would have been gone by now

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