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YOU GUYS SUCK
>>44498798JESAS MY SIDES
>>44499068what a dope
>>44498816as a two-parent kid and they're still married i can related to her. the most destructive thing in your life is yourself.
Towa...
Photoshop didn't start doing Monthly Fees until like, post CS2. Everything before was a 1 time deal. I got photoshop for free from my school that held a program for it because of it
ina anger issues
Ina is lazy?
Chumbuds your oshi disses people with dead parents?
I LOVE NERDY ASIAN GIRLS
>>44498798Damn...
Gura has never been to class
>>44498890>>44498979more specifically, very early on she answered some question (q&a stream? don't recall) that made it sound like her parents were out of the picture. something like "they're not in this timeline."
'melier
Ina, most of your genmates aren't college-educated...
My Ina!
>>44498661Gura is the perfect little girlWhich is not necessarily a good thing. She's mentally stunted
ina...
>>44499000Have you zoomers never pirated anything in your fucking lives?
>>44499083I didn't want to get banned for making a Towa thread again, gomen
Everystory is true My Ina never lies
Ina smart
>paying the monthly fee
holy shit you guys suck at making threads
no kiara we just want the paper
Ame mood status?
Goombus is actually a sheltered retard
Y'ALL SLACKIN
kiara is so funny
>>44498798Can you fit the podium in too?
>>44499108Fucking bitch
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>44498798what the actual fuck IS her problem
>>44499000THEY WANT TO INTRODUCE SUBSCRIPTION TO PC PROCESSOR TO "UNLOCK OVERLOCK"
>>44499108She gets 1 per year
Wait, what was the library story again? I forgot already.
>>44499083yeah, me
reminder
Kiara... You don't go to university to learn... you go to get that piece of paper at the end...
>>44499108I understand 2/3 things here. Why the girl with the blue?
Gura is extra retarded today, she legit does not think before talking
GURA USED A VIBRATOR TO COOK
TRUE
That eggs? Mine
UOOOH GURA WHIPPED HER CERVIX
"body" massager
True
So Ame and Kiara suffered the most? Or is it a different EN member?
Ina is right. I had to take a library science class that was a 1 hour credit for half a semester to get a dual degree.
KIARA LOVE
So Kiara doesn't understand college
Sasuga European actually likes learning things
>body massager
Kiara and her 0 college experience
"Massager"
I got too distracted by Gura's autism and forgot to listen to Ina's story
Goober...
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ina's Han is beginning to manifest. They need to end the collab soon.
>DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE PARENTS???
>gun massager>beat her eggsyeahhhhh
Definitely True
A "body massager"
>Ina can only think of stories about school and going to the libraryWhat a fucking nerd
Lapsama my friend
>"""""""""""""""""body massager""""""""""""""""""""""
GURA USED HER VIBRATOR
Gura used her vibrator on her eggs
how the fuck is gura still alive?
>>44499108This one should keep the catalogue going for at least a year.
>I once used a body massagerYab.
ToT
Ina's sheltered childhoodAme raised by wolves
hmmmmmmm
GURA’S VIBRATOR UUUOOOHHHH
Gura is not subtle today
>kiara can't possibly believe people would be forced to waste money on university classes just to stay afloat and keep in the program
I bet she uses that massager for other things as well
>>44498818>anon doesn't realize Kiara watches true crime and knows that police deliberately ask loads of seemingly random detail questions to witnesses to see if they contradict themselves or are just making shit up on the spotKiara's questions are the most big-brained
In case you missed ithttps://poal.me/gug5khhttps://poal.me/gug5khhttps://poal.me/gug5khhttps://poal.me/gug5kh
Gura's masturbator...
TuT
GURACOOOOOOOOOOOOREhttps://youtu.be/qaitHKsHu9Q
Gura...
GURA USED A DILDO TO MAKE EGGS
I'm putting together a memorial video for Koyori's funeral, reply with any messages or images you want included in it.
>>44499000based, I still use CS2
SEX
>to whip my eggsGura?
>These questionsAme getting back at Gura kek.
I think Ina’s half lying. Like, she went to 2 lectures so most of the details are true except for the “single lecture” part so it’s still a lie.
https://youtu.be/0fwP3zRGsQo>gura is just making up stories based on tiktoks shes seen
This is fucking true, there's no way it isn't when it's coming from Gura.
>>44499191That is Gura
100% true.
yup, that's Gura alright
>>44499191that's gawr gura
>BODY MASSAGERUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ina: I didn't return a library book>Ina: I skipped class>Ame: I almost drowned>Kiara: I almost got murdered and raped>Ame: I almost drowned again
Gura used her dildo to whip her eggs...
gura's hitachi magic wand...
GURA JUST ADMITTEDRIGHT NOWTO MASSAGING HER EGGS SHES NOT A CHILDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
GURA'S VIBE UOOOHHHH
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
WHERES THE REST OF IT
"body massager"
>>44498859Motherfucker, how are you doing this
Gura has a vibrator confirmed.
>>44499118>>44499120What the FUCK Ina.
>>44499179Ina rented a book from the library for a whole year
GURA USED A VIBE TO MASSAGE MY BALLS, I AM SORRY YOU HAD TO FIND OUT THIS WAY
>don't you want to get the most out of university? Germans and their autism...
>>44498798 it hurts
Man, I kinda wish Ame tell everyone her Silent Hill story.
>Gura is whipping the eggtardsB-B-B-B-BASED!
cant you just whip eggs with a fork?
>body massagerHER VIBRATOR
"""whip eggs"""
GURA SHOT AME'S PARENTS IN MINECRAFT THAT BITCH
>Ame asking gura which attachment she uses THEY ARE?
gura used a vibrator to whip eggs
Do you guys just say UOH to everything Gura says?
>>44499108fucking kek
I believe this
Have you received any Holo merch this year? I got a bunch in today.
gura and kiara never went to college and it shows
>Whip eggsYea, mine
>What kind of massager>What attachmentAME?
>Bullet body massagerBros..
I'm Gura's body massager btw, this is true
>Ame trying to make Gura say she has a vibratorIs this payback?
Gura's eggy cunny...
Wait, I just noticed the fucking mascots at their stands.Since when were they there?!Am I fucking blind?!
>massagerJust say vibrator at that point lmao.
>Gura story>Ame asks more questions than beforeBut she’s supposed to hate Gura after the comment???
Holy shit what is wrong with Gura
guraaaaa
>body massager with multiple attachmentsYou just know.
>>44499284Anon that is 100% the kind of questions Gura wanted
Gura has a vagina
>>44499219Nah, its the same in Europe, Kiara just has no clue since she's never been.
Bonus Ame story>>44498800Ame almost died when her brother lit their home on fire and her plan was to hide in a closet.
>>44499108Who's the bald person in this picture
USE YOUR FINGER
>(((body massager)))
>>44499281UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>body massager>easy to cleansure gura
Whipping Gooba's eggs with her hitachi
image Gura's screams while massaging her cunny TuT
gura this is retarded come on
koyoyo...
>>44499191That's Nacho-mama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk
Man I dunno, these are all just so retarded
I think it's false. Gura saw the same funny gif that I saw probably. It's just a dumb meme lol
to """""whip eggs"""""
Jesus, I thought I was a lazy ass.
>>44499281>accidentally makes the eggs cum
>>44499375the start
is whipping eggs with a massager and your finger a youfamism?
>>44499236>Ina is asian>Ina can only think of stories about school and going to the library
I completely believe this one.
>>44499290
This is... actually a great collab idea huh?
gura whipped her eggs with her finger and vibrator
FALSEThis is the Salad Mixxxerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZRWNg8k_M
gurawhat the fuckgure
this one's true, I'm Gura's vibrator
>>44499265Also to have the suspect drop their guard and accidentally slip up.
>>44499121based
Goob...
guracore will never be a thing mori
>RecentGURA OWNS A VIBRATOR
>>44499134My company paid for mine for work and personal use, but the fees are just ridiculous.
>>44499280You specifically can’t do that
why would you even need a special tool to scramble eggs?
>this is recent>saw it on the internetjesus christ Gura
>>44499358UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Using a massager and her finger to """"""whip eggs""""""
>>44499412KEK
>>44499191Ame called Gura a bitch after she shot her in Rust and was pissed off or something
>>44499265People who have instant, patent, ready answers are often lying, too.
Well Ame clearly does not mind so stop being autistic
>>44499348Why does she have to bring up vibrators all the time?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0fwP3zRGsQogoob...
>>44499354pretty awesome stuff anon
>>44498133What about her mom?
Does anyone have the "Ame copypasta"You know the one
>body massager>recent story
>RecentIt was 100% a dildo
>>44499125>I'm supposed to be writing a college paper right now>instead I'm watching a bunch of anime women who got rich by playing games on the internet>4/5 of them never went to collegethere's a life lesson somewhere in thereThere's a leson somewhere in there
>Gura followed a 5 minute crafts tutorial to make eggsI believe it
GURA.........
>>44499338what story?
Hey gura try mixing bleach and ammonia, it makes a funny smell!
GURA DID THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE
Definitely sounds like something you’d see on one of those dumb tiktoks
>what attachment did you useA-ame???
>>44499389Ame's Rust character.
the silence kek
>>44499344EMOTIONAL SEX TONIGHT AFTER GURA FINDS OUT ABOUT AME'S CHILDHOOD
>>44498900Wow is Ame that open about trauma on stream or is this "previous knowledge"?Im sad for Ame, will sub to her Right now(can you give me more stories about that? what about dad?)
Gonna make them eggs squart
>it was mine>you don't have one?
>Don't follow the shit on the internetbut I can trust you /vt/ bros, right?
>whose body massager was it?>mine>*dead silence*
>You don't oneSilence...
body massager = me
no... gura's tik tok obsession
>which brand
>it's another "I SAW IT ON THE INTERNET" story
>owns body massagerMhhhh.
That fucking dead silence jesas
HER VIBRATOR
gura's brain is rotten
We learning a lot.
>talking about their massagerswhat is this collab
Who the fuck whips eggs for an omelet
Kiara has a female massager
>those eggs Yeah, that's me. Get fucked chumbuds
>>44499354I got Mio's hoodie last month
>Which brand is it?>I couldn't tell ya
is this the best non-event full myth collab?
GURA'S VIBRATOR
It's definately a dildo
>>44499306ok but what kinda swimsuit were they all wearing then?
gura...
gura is trying to make me horny again
This conversation is getting dangerous
>which brand?>hitachi
This so believable that I'm tripping myself up and thinking it might be false
>Whose body massage was it?>Mine!>Room goes quiet
Hitachi body massager
>>44499354>Izuruanon?
Oh my god they are talking about vibrators
>gura believes the 5 minutes craft shit
Man this convo is going to lead to some lewd stuff I can tell
Not being subtle here
OMG THIS STREAM IS ABOUT TO BE FUCKING ANNIHILATED
Ahh, yes, a """""""""""""""""""""""""body""""""""""""""""""""""""" massager
we're getting into Niji territory now oh nyo
>>44499477That;s a fucking vibrator
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMLETTES MYTH
Gura is the audience for those retarded HowToBasic videos
>What brand is yours?Kiara wants to share the pleasure
>which brand is it?>which brand is yoursholy shit they're goading each other to say hitachi
>>44499409>saw it on the internetShe admitted it, I was right.
https://poal.me/jhijejhttps://poal.me/jhijejhttps://poal.me/jhijejhttps://poal.me/jhijej
>*silence*KEKMY SIDES
Kromei love!
>>44499386I still can't believe that. Even as a little kid when they were teaching us about fire safety I remember making fun of the hypothetical kid who hides from a fire in a closet.
SEEEEEXXXX
I can trick Gura into making some fucked up chemical combination so she kills herself if I present it in a short and fun video!
>>44499511Oh I guess that's in the catalog bait loop eh?
It HAD to have been to be a vibrator
I forgot, what was the thing gura left in the sink for 3 weeks that grew mold?
>>44499477MY FUCKING SIDES
>>44499386>having no parents = crazy brother>having no parents = abusive mother>having no parents = worst life>having no parents = no one cares about your grades>having no parents = no one cares if you got shot or your tongue gets woundedAnd the real reason Ame never shared her life endangering swimming pool experience is because she knows "she wouldn't care"
>There's sleeves for body massagerswdsmbt?
>>44499477that she 100% did this and the apple one
>>44499128Very cute Ina!
GURA MASTURBATION DEVICE STORY
>>44499437Yeah, honestly hope it would become a series with different people.
>>44499526Everyone was imagining
>that pause when she said it was hers
>>44499265That's just normal brained. But also, it's easy to not know a few details, so it's not foolproof.
>>44498587Towa thisTowa thatTowa has a funky hat!I want to sniff the seat she satOh my God, feed your cat!Towa highTowa lowTowa knows the way to go!Up above or down belowCome on over and see the show!This Towa!That Towa!I really like your hat, Towa!Are you into scat, Towa?Ain't nobody got time for that, Towa!
False
>>44499469I hate this.
>>44499234If you don't elaborate on that spoiler post from last thread, I'm going to assume that you took part in the capture of a certain cartel member in 2016 while working with a group of guys out of North Carolina.
Hitachi...
Gura cooks?
>>44499375The whole time.
This is getting hot in here
"Fertilized"
>>44499559Based Kiara asking the real questions
I want to scramble Gura's eggs
Ame's gonna scramble her eggs
>>44499477LMAO
>Does gura.... cook though?KEK
>g*slightingKIWAWA NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>44499290kek gura
>>44499495stay in school anon I don’t think you have much potential as a cute anime girl
>>44499522Of course, brother.
>>44499495Ina and Mori went to college
....hold up, Gura is actually a gremplin IRL too?
>how do you like your eggs? scrambled?SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>44499354This year? Nothing yet. My tapestries and mousepad will be shipping soon.
WHO MAKES A SINGLE SCRAMBLED EGG
Who wants a body massage?
>>44499383proof?
>>44499483I dont think her dad is dead but her mom is a deadbeat(forma de child neglector) who only seemed to come back once she started making money
>I'm not picky>NO YOU'RE NOT PICKY ????Fucking called out, tell that picky ass Ame
>I'm not picky>no? You're not picky?
>wasting eggs
>>44499306Ina is more of a "man vs self" type of character
YOU FUCKING WHAT WITH THE YOLK
>>44499477what the fuck lmao
>>44499500Her grandma & how Ame was contemplating killing her to end her misery or keep her alive as long as she can.
>>44499306Hey the first story was electrocution not drowning
>>44499512W-Wanding?
>>44499477HOLY KEK
>>44499718Why not
>Throws away extra yolkI'm not sure if I can call Gura my oshi anymore
>>44499354I didn’t notice until recently that they put the mass produced postcard in a blue envelope and the hand signed postcard in an orange postcard, saw people selling the Gura one for a few hundred dollars on eBay
>TRWOING THE YOLKYOU FUCKING RETARDED SHORKTHIS IS THE ONLY PART WITH VITAMINS
>>44499354I'm still waiting for smol myth plushies, Shuba duck plushie and Iroha plushie.
EGGS LOVE
>throwing away the yolkI FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS WHO STILL THINK THE YOLK IS BAD FOR YOU
>>44499242luckily, this shit is too deep for drama tourists to understand and bait with
gura and kiara DESTROYING their pussies with vibrators
>omelette with no yolkWhat even is the fucking point?
>>44499718anon... gura eats one mcdonalds burger over 4 meals.
https://poal.me/e43z78https://poal.me/e43z78https://poal.me/e43z78
>Gura made eggs once>I had a bacon EGG and cheese sandwich on an everything bagel todayWE ARE
This collab is great
>>44499613Anon, something you have to remember for every single example given in a warning label or safety video is that someone, somewhere WAS dumb enough to do that and be made into an example.
>eggs and protein powderBASED
>>44499547Weaklings
Seriously, being paranoid over what kind of stove you have?
>a single egg with salt and whey protein
w-why would the type of stove you use be classified information???
>>44499477Gura...
>>44499664Towa
>protein powder and eggsGura built different
she almost mentioned..gas...stove.
Imagine if we got British TV but vtubers. Also improv theater nerds
>>44499718If you make homemade breakfast sandwiches
>throwing away the yolkS T O PTOP
'dem gains
>>44499354my suisei guitar picks are fucking nice and play well.
>>44499358Gura doesn't do much for me but this is good.
>>44499526>>44499539>>44499610>its mineMan you could see the other 4 members all thinking the exact same thought for a solid 10 seconds
>throws away the yolk>add protein powderFOR WHAT PURPOSE
You now remember Gura's Protein for Muscle stream.
>muh macros>scoops of wheygura does GOMAD
Hey it's another story from a big off collab involving a vibrator
>>44499783An everything bagel?!
>>44499290KEK
>>44499215she dropped out of high school
>>44499469Wouldn't it make more sense to make Ame as a Jolteon?
Kiara is the kind of mentally ill freak that would use a body massager to actually massage the body
I'll be shocked if the only true Gura story is the apple thing
I make the best egg wraps I can give you guys the recipe if you'd like
Gura?
BEATING KIARA'S EGGS
Kiara is not equipped for this...
GURA IS GOING TO BEAT KIARA'S EGGS WITH HER BODY MASSAGER
>>44499609This isn't a true or false question..
SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
By protein powder she means my cum. She dries it out so she can taste it later in her drinks.
>>44499483Alive, and was kind of a parent...
jesas gura
SAMETORI SEX CONFIRMED
classified stove...
>5 minutes to bump limit
>I'm gonna bear your eggs with my fingerg-gura?
>>44499358nice
>Show Kiara her massager on the offcollabUOH
>>44499477
GURAS GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF MYTH AFTER THE STREAM AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>I'm gonna beat your eggs>with her fingersUWAAAAAA
I’m now remembering the Reine body massager jackbox, and the ensuing >Is she… You know…
>gura seasonedUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
>>44499724I see. Damn, that's pretty sad. Thanks, anon.
>>44499515Some of that is dox shit.
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931013071626240SHE LIVES
>I gonna beat your eggs... your breakfast eggs... with my body massager
Reminder that Kiara's first ever offcollab with Myth was something similiar to this, but with electrifying collars
Uoh Gura's eggs ToT
>>44499673yab
>I'm gonna beat your eggs Kiara
gura is going to beat kiara's eggs with her massager
Gura juice flavored
>gura's gonna mix kiara's eggsame don't look
GURA IS GONNA OVERSTIMULATE KIARA’S EGGS
>>44499354
22k peak...
>>44499770you fucking NIGGER it's full of SATURATED FAT which is about as plainly bad for you as it gets
>>44498915Old news, it's out of the package now.
1/3 of these is fake right?
gura will beat kiara's egg with her finger and a vibrator
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH GURA FLAVORED EGGS
Gura is gonna show Kiara her "body massager" and stir up her "eggs"
Gura's going to show them how to use her massager and fingers
>>44499829Reine stop being horny
>all these yolk faggotsenjoy your cholesterol
>>444994953/5. A 40% college graduation rate is pretty close to the average for their age desu.
FALSE
Oh this one I remember
Huffing Gura's high protein farts
Who the fuck makes an omelette with a SINGLE egg?
>>44499802Imagine the farts
100% true
trueAKB 48
>>44499290holy shit what in the world, my sides.
oh this is true
Well this one is true
BULLFUCKINGSHIT
wawa come on everyone knows this one!
>>44499743>Her grandma & how Ame was contemplating killing her to end her misery or keep her alive as long as she can.nigga what?is there a clip?
FALSEThe idol group rejected her
I REMEMBER THIS ONE THIS IS TRUE
>>44499900What site did you use?
This one is 100% fucking true she's already told this story.
You told this story before!
Kiwawa...
>kiara lost interest in joining a JP groupfalse
But she's already told this story
Surely this is a lie
she's told this
THIS IS FUCKING FALSE, FUCK OFF KIARA EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS TRUE
Another true story.. Just lie once, Kiara
false
Kiara told this story on the Lui offcollab
I swear I've heard Kiara telling this story before.
>inamundane stories about her schooldays>guramundane stuff she found on instagram>kiaramixed stuff between mundane and traumatic >morimixed stuff between whacky and sad>amefinal destination plot
>>444998854 hours...
I don't watch Kiara and I know this story
Kiara this is like one of your most famous stories
This is true. I remember this.
if this one's true, Gura's definitely coomed to thinking about chumbies
>rejected themRoru
Kiara the punished Idol
>>444999062 truths 1 lie
Wawa...
This is true
>>44499477KEK
lies!
Bullshit, as if Kiara would turn that down
She told that story before
>Another easily proven question because Kiara tangents so muchDamn her long streams are making this easy now.
ZKB48
Wasn't she rejected?
Damn it, I thought she would do the airplane bomb story.
Kiara's talked about this one too much and too recently
>Everyone believes the dildo story with no doubtsThey know...
This one's true.
THE RRATSDON'T FEED THEM
She told this story to Lui
We've all heard this one.
yeah I remember this one
>>44499437Streamers have a habit of stealing british TV show formats. It works well.
What was Kiara's first story again?
She JUST told this story to Lui didnt she????
>>44499885she reacting to gura's vibrator story?
>>44499863Poor ame. :(
>>44499939WTF, this is also a story she told on stream. All three stories are true???
Is this a brag
>>44499948lollemaororurumao
ok so Kiara did 2 truths 1 lie and the cat story was the lie
Okay, so we know the cats story is fake now.
>>44499944>he doesn't know
Kiara had a chance to join an AKB48 group?
>>44499969>Le seething 1st round reject
oh so wawa was the only one who picked two true stories
But... I've heard this story Kiara...
>>44499960It's the rival group of her loved one, it's true
True. Guess Wawa's chat's were about her own stories.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HP_UvlbE5Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HP_UvlbE5Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HP_UvlbE5Q
>>44499976ame suffers the most
>>44499976How come Death sucks at killing Ame?
GURA IS SCRAMBLING HER EGGS WITH A MASSAGER AND HER FINGERSHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS FUCKING DOING.
thread is so fast no one will notice that i'm still awakegoodnight again
It’s Nogisaka right? Yeah, she rejected it because she likes Hello Project more.
Wtf, Kiara isn't even my oshi and I heard this story
What if the story she told before was a lie?
she told this story to Lui too i think
She talked about that idol shit thing recently on a collab stream, I don't remember with whom., might have been Nene.
She talked about this story with one of the JP senpais.We could have JAV Idol Kiara by now
>>44500025befriended someone for their cat
She's told this story so many times, and to different members. There are so many clips of it
Mori why are you saying it like that
>>44499909Then put it back in
>>44500025Her befriending a girl to get close to the cat.
>>44500033all Kiara stories are brags.
True. Only passed the first part, then ghosted them.
>>44499829God that was painfully unfunny
>>44499976kino
https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1632931125017575425
>>44500007No, she rejected them.
What were the early stories? I got here at the belt skirt one.
wow KFP really wants to spoil this one, what the fuck green names
>>44499969based didn't get a callback sis
>>44499885Glad she's okay, but this is why I prefer Meru Meru News.
>>44499944It's true she talked about this Lui during their off-collab
i thought AKB48 had 48 members and not 48 actual groups of members
Kiara's making this too easy. Confirmed the most honest holomyth member.
>>44500008None of them watches her 8 hour+ streams though
>>44499577Yeah, what about it? It's a nice design and Izuru is cool. The shirt fits like a glove, too, which surprised me since I normally wear XL.
>>44499354got my Botan socks and Towa sweater just the other day
>>44500065>linking a K*kun clip
>>44499477Fuck me I was eating pie and almost spat it out on the screen laughing
AKB48?!
>>44499437I'm loving it actually. It feels like 2021.
Ofc yt buffers now
>>44500070good night
>>44499971That's right, which AKB subgroup was it?
>>44500092Mori is gay now
>>44499976I miss the collab. What are Ame's stories?
Kiara just keeps telling real stories but is putting a fake twist on them
I fucking knew the cat one was fake
>>44499964It's the truth. And don't call me Shirley.
We all K N O W.
this is false but kiara is gonna claim is true
>>44499919No
>>44499936I like eggs, but I don't like them enough to eat 2 of them. They're too filling, and I like enjoying other breakfast foods when I have breakfast. If I fill up on eggs, I won't be able to enjoy my pancakes, bacon, sausage, home fries, or toast.
>>44500065Probably why she was so insistent about chat not spoiling compared to the others
This story is a bit too recent
>>44499806Reposting>Lee Mack - Gura>David Mitchell - Fauna>Claudia Winkleman/Henning Wehn/Rob Brydon - Kiara>Susie Dent - Ina>Big Narstie - Mori>Bob Mortimer - Mumei>Greg Davies/James Acaster/Romesh Ranganathan - Ame
>>44499477h-hot?
>>44500106SHES ALIVE
none of the girls watch clips or streams
>>44500114Based thinking man
>Kiara talks about all these stories she's told before because she knows the girls don't watch her streamsFuck..............
>Hololive is more of an idol company than this group
Isn't she supposed to make it sound unbelievable?
>>44499999>>44500001so close to the magical get
Somebody has to clip that massive dead silence after Gura mentioned the body massager being hers. That was peak content.
YAGOO'S DREAMS...
Man this is like if Gura said she used to be a famous vtuber in a past life, wouldnt they all know this
>>44499270Just put a bottle of kewpie on the video senpai
she REALLY leans on this one story
>>44500064Ame befriended Mori and travelled back in time to protect herself retroactively. It's a stable timeloop kinda thing.Feel free to write a fanfic about it
what a pitch
>Ina tweaking this hard Having to spend time with other people doesn't give her the chance to "hit it up" huh?
Missed first story for wawa, im pretty sure this idol and the robbery are real, what was the first story?
She mentioned this to Lui who was a really big fan of that group.
>>44500158rumao
>>44500007Nope. She made it through and flossed at them while calling them losers and posers and not real idols.
>>44500109That's what every salty woman says when a man rejects her
>>44499976Ame truly suffered the most
>>44500184shes testing them...
>>44500006The airplane bomb story?
>Kiara: Even though I didn't like them, I could see I could improve themI CAN FIX HER (THEM)
Kiara making enemies.
>>44500036Cat and getting robbed (it wasn't for her 15, she was younger during the "real" trip) were a lie. This one is true
KIARA CAN FIX THEM...
>>44499477My fucking sides. I can imagine Gura doing this.
>>44499437I want a CouncilRyS version before years' end
>>44500145Almost got struck by lighting in the community pool and almost got washed out to sea with a friend in a floatie/raft
>>44499354I got this in today
>>44500024more generally, non-brits stealing british ideas is a recipe for success across all sorts of media
Is this related to that thing I've heard about
So kiara lied about the cat. I feel better about her now
>>44500064Mori lets her get away
>>44500106konkoyo....
KIARA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT AKB48
Kiara had 0 standards when becoming an idol. She would not have refused this if it had happened.
Thi is like the 4th time she tells this story lol
>>44500169The susie dent angle is good but ina is also awkward enough to be richard ayoade
>I remember hearing all the stories that have been told so far on stream before?
>>44500232
>>44500209There's literally nothing sexy about this. Why even post it? She's a hag and also a dog.
>>44500169Mori is definitely more Sara Millican.Gura is way too dumb to be Lee Mack, she's more like Rob Beckett
>>44500182it's mentally exhausting given they already talk to each other off-stream
>>44499609Body Massage Machine
>>44500184Bro it's not really possible for them to all watch each others' streams at all times for every single storyThey're busy with their own shit
>>44500070I know what you've done
>got rejected by famous idol groupunfortunately... 100% true.
>>44500182>>44500184>watching Kiara
>>44499270
that Kiara sigh after Mori asked why she applied for a job
>"Remember girls, if the story is true, you wanna make it sound like a lie."Follow your own advice, you fucking retard.
gura overthinks and gets it wrong
>>44500182Like 2k people watch kiara, expecting the girls to be part of that small group is too much
>>44499829kek
>>44499477holy shitshe BLASTS her cunny with that thing
>>44500207She was not a famous vtuber in the past. She was a famous memetuber.The vtuber part is not famous.
>>44500218She claimed she had pretended to be friends with some Japanese girl to hang out with her cat
nice thread
>>44500064too busy sucking ame off
>>44500065Kill yourself Kakun
What the fuck was that lol, she said almost and those retards are thinking about what almost means
>>44500262Did she have a big sin in her past life?
what a cunt mori
Goober.... You M lil' bitch...
>>44500300coward
>>44500145She almost drowned and almost got struck by lightning. Both stories involve bodies of water.
gura keeps saying nice things about kiara in the context of being completely wrong
>>44500182How could they possibly
Damn Ina stop throwing shade like that
>>44500106SHE IS FUCKING ALIVE!!Koyo, who the fuck uses a TV as an actual alarm
>>44500315>>got rejected byShe rejected them anon
>>44499976I mean Ame didnt need to pick traumatic shit. She has a bunch of cool, non-traumatic stories, like how she almost got ejected from a Linkin Park concert for crowd surfing 7 times
INA ALMOST SAID NO!?
>>44500300
>>44500314Yeah you do
Ina...
>Ina almost said no to hololiveImagine who we could have gotten
>>44500289A serial liar
>Ina almost said noWHAT THE FUCK?
>Ina almost said no to Hololive
INA ALMOST REJECTED BEING INA
>>44499477do all girls own vibrators like this and dont masturbate with them?
>could become a legit big-time idol>didn't accept themHuh
Ina almost said no to hololive lmao
>>44500326>>44500314seethe
>>44499976That's my Myth!
>We almost missed out on Ina
My Ina...
>>44500282Kiara has the highest standards when it comes to idols.
INA WASTED A HOLOLIVE SLOT. WE COULD HAVE GOTTEN SOMEONE WHO STREAMS. AND THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED A SLOT ON SANA EITHER.
>>44500336R
when will ame tell the story of how she ended up in the middle of an active warzone
Did Mori just say "Hot" to Kiara?
>>44500064time traveler pls understand
Ina was almost not Ina...
This pic actually foreshadows their stories.
>>44500289It's almost like it's...Unbelievely Believable!
>We almost never got Ina
>>44500336is it rape if she wants it?
NEW LORE JUST DROPPED
>Ina almost joined Niji
We almost didn’t have Ina…
>>44500246No, Kiara said half truths against the rules, she is probably just misremembering her age.
Ina...I love you so much
Oof we almost didn't get Ina as Ina
>>44499354sweet haul
>>44500268This is why you should reveal the result immediately after everyone gives their answers
>>44500265Good stuffs anon, I really really want that flare hoodie
>>44500382*guitar riff*
Holy shit
we could've had someone someone else instead of ina like uhh someone from council?
>>44499976>ame was meant to die years ago but she's literally too fucking stubborn to die
>>44499437I think they need to put a time limit on the interrogation section but its pretty great
>>44500184Almost no one watches Kiara
that's goddamn terrifying
>i was on the floorkek
>>44500382mumei in myth...
GURA USED TO BE A DRUNKEN CATGIRL, UNBELIEVALY BELIEVABLE?
>Theres a timeline where Ina wouldnt be "Ina"HOly Shite
We could have had Ina who streams...
Ina....
Ina.....what the fuck
AME CUTE
>>44500282watch streams
>>44500367yeah but the traumatic shit suits this format the best, since it's more unbelievable.
Kiara...
>Ina not inImagine, 2 slots saved for people actually interested in being a vtuber
>Where were you when 9/11 happened?GURA???
>>44500348I meant ****S****… but whatever.
>>44500367I don't remember this, where was this from
BIRTHDAY CANCELLED WTFhttps://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1632902380730863616
>Foreigner thinking she can change a Japanese thing from withinhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H47ow4_Cmk0
wawa...
Aww, Ame...
kiar....
Now this is kino
Laugh at the fuckers who are living in the timeline where Ina said no to Hololive.
Kiara…
I'm glad my Ina is my Ina
Did Hololive save Kiara's life?
>where were you when cover call?
>>44500184I think thats true for everyone..No one has recognised any story yet
kiara...
It's a good thing Past Ina wasn't THAT much of dope, huh.
>Ina almost rejected her roll....
>>44500346uhh her grandmother cucked a witch and her bloodline got cursed
kiara....
>>44500382orcshizo...
>>44500440definitely the moom
>Almost missed out on InaMaybe Ame was right and this is the best timeline after all
Kiar..
>>44500315Other way around, mate.
>>44500333CheckedThat sounds like true aswell wtf
>>44500401Orcschizo should have anti'd Ina instead of Kiara
>Ina almost said no>Sana fucked off for chink moneyWHAT IS WRONG WITH ARTISTS
Mori sensei
>>44500385Irys gets in, and sana would be given to a none nepotism hire that stays!
JUICY DETAILS HERE
>>44500284Yes, good call anon
Kiara was about to rope herself until Yagoo saved her...
Ame...Kiara...
>>44500443>seething on cooldownpathetic
>mori getting told to talk to them in 30 minutessounds like an anime plot
imagine if one them missed the emailing
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MILKY
Ina, on the floor, in the dark. Her natural habitat.
>>44500394??
>>44500478>BLACKED
>>44500495>get someone who actually streams>doesn't waste a slot on Sana>doesn't cuck to chink artists and draws and collabs with CocoWe are in the worst timeline.
What did Cali teach? is she an english teacher?
Ina so privilegedSasuga nepotism hire
Mori...
>>44500413This looks like those soundposts of the girls going to concerts.
>Mori hard at work>the other 4 were literally just sitting alone in a dark room, doomscrolling on their phonesYagoo saved them...
>Kiara was crying alone>Mori was at work>Ina was napping
>>44500530They want to draw?
>>44500567Sex.
I'm so glad my Ina went for it.
>Mori went to take a taxi home when she got the email>not so she can go home, but so she can call them when she's in the taxi
My heart actually feels tight when i think about ina not being here
I'm glad it was these girls, I wouldn't have wanted it any other way
Wait, are these audition response stories all new?
>>44500560Milky would have been Kiara
>>44500478NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
they are going to announce EN 3 after this stream right?
>>44500567Sex ed to little jap boys
>>44500478NOOOooooooooo
do you think Gura ever used her body massager to masturbate?
i recently applied for something too and im still waiting to hear back, i even check my emails spam box too...
Getting that fucking email must produce such a good high, god damn.
Damn they really wanted Mori
they're going to overlap IRyS' birthday...
The fuck?
>>44500599lemao
I don't remember hearing these stories before
>>44500478>TygaEarly 2000s meets early 2010s kek
>>44500388DYRBI?
>>44500591>Gura was having a good time making foodDamn really makes you think
>>44500401This but Kiara and a person that is actually likeable
>>44500599KEK
Mori, EVERYONE does that.
>Mori humble bragging about how quickly she got hired
>>44500606I'm not even sure I'd be into hololive
>>44500413Why does Mori look like Kaine
>>44500567Yeah, she was staying in Japan through JET
>>44500530Sana likes to draw more than talk? Not that hard
True!
And one of them is mori
>Mori got the email after a day of working>Kiara got the email during a depressive menhera episode>Ina got the email while napping>Gura got the email randomly>Ame got the email while she was desperately checking everyday because it was her last shotholy fuck that's so on brand for all of them
>>44500613I only remember Gura telling hers
>>44500613i think ina has told it before
mori come on everyone knows this one
>>44500613Gura talked about it more in 2020
Kinda makes you wonder if there WAS a person who got in and rejected itcaptcha: 0TRGDY
>>44500599lol
Giving birth to rrats
This is a fucking meme, don't tell me Mori actually did it..
Those pigs? Me.
Yeah, no. This is from a fucking movie.
is texas ogey?
>>44500637Gura has never touched herself in her entire life
>>44500586Only Kiara and Ame. Ina and Gura were chilling because they have two parents.
>Only Mori believed Kiara wouldn't use someone for their cats>She was rightAmeTorikeks, SameTorikeks, TakoTorikeks......
>>44500652Wrong heart order stupid
TrueMori was one of the pigs
>>44500606If she never got in nothing would've happened to you anyway
>>44500613all new.
What the fuck is this redneck story
>we’ll get back to you in a month>2 days later Welcome to Hololive!
EVERY FUCKING HIGHSCHOOL HAS HEARD THIS STORY
>no plane bomb storylame
>Mori was an instapick
Uhh isn't this a common thing in America? I've seen it in a bunch of movies
>>44500628chronologically, that's true I guess.
Isn't this the plot to an episode of the Simpsons?
ah the ol' pig 1 pig 2 and pig 4
>>44500652You did the hearts out of order
>>44500628im in en3, answer is yes. its another male wave though, look forward to it
>>44500478...
>>44500652What did you say
https://poal.me/oqtj8mhttps://poal.me/oqtj8mhttps://poal.me/oqtj8mhttps://poal.me/oqtj8m
This is a what's with andy? episode
Fake as fuck just like Mori
>Ina almost declined the next audition>Ina almost decided to graduate instead of take a 3 month breakI fear the next time it happens she'll make the bad choice.
Mori copied this idea from a Tumblr post
>>44500652get fucked
We used chickens instead of pigs
that's fake Mori. everyone always talks about doing this and no one ever does
Obvious fake
YEAH, MEAND WHO ELSE?
uh huhyepsuretotally
Mori what the fuck
This one's bullthe 3 pigs prank is a classic storybonus points with 1 2 4 written on the pigs
>>44500567yes. it was and still remains the easiest to work in Japan as a foreigner with a university degree.
Mori these are all the plot of various movies
1. 2 . 4.
My senior prank we TP'd all the trees
I believe this happened, but I seriously doubt Calli was involved with this particular incident.
>>44500717release three pigs, label them 1, 2, and 4
>>44500613Gura has told even more details than this in the past
>>44500628For the HoloENConnnect
>Mori sitting in her classroom after finishing her last english teaching class for the day>Gets an email saying she got accepted >"What the fuck I just auditioned as a joke?" You can picture her exact reaction.
>>44500710Takamori is eternal
>>44500169>Tom Allen - Kronii
pigs story is false
Wouldn't that be 4 pigs? Thank you, I'm here all night.
>>44500638i cannot even fucking imagine how ecstatic you must feel after having a literal 1/10000 chance of making it.
>>44500641They literally can't, they only booked the studio for 2 hours
>>44500477I think she talked about it this streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzXdJF5JLNY
>>44499976Best part is this isn't even the worse.The Christmas & Disney stories are arguably worse.
This sounds like a Texas thing to do
>>44500652Youtube's Auto-mod caught you, that happens sometimes if you spam too many emotes
100% false, but I just want to see her fumble through this
Do burgers really?
Those 3 Haatons are free
A lot of people misuderstood my critique of Guras thinking. It's not that she had good parents or not, I was talking about how she seems to see things from only one perspective, usually a naive view of things only working perfectly as they should. She sounds like someone that never goes outside and gets her ideas of the world from media.
This story is just about Mori and her two best friends going to school that day
Tehas
Extremely False. Very based though if true.
Everyone knows this trick
>Mori organizing or leading any kind of event in schoolhard false
>Ame talked about almost dying twice>Mori talks about opening a pig pen like it's supposed to be hardcoreWhy does she sound so excited...
God, I forgot senior pranks were a thing.
>>44500599kek
>>44500599>Mori uses calling from the taxi as a good luck ritual
THIS ONE IS BULLSHIT
isnt this a fucking greentext
>>44500652>MOD = FAG moment
>>44500652100% this anon said something rude and is trying to pretend like he wasn't trolling
>1 to 4
>>44500690BASED
>>44500774ogey
>>44500652wawa's chat has a pretty broad spam threshold don't take it personally
>Ina stories are about her going to school>Guras stories are stolen from shorts>Kiaras stories are ones shes already told>Moris stories are stolen from high school movies>Ame just said whatever and everyone believes it
as a class prank mori fucks 3 pigs at high schoo
>>44499354march is my buyfag month, what with IRyS' birthday, Fauna's birthday, Kronii's birthday, suisei's birthday AND now the 3D showcase merchdunno if i'll survive
lmao
>>44500652You're the UnityChad guy who kept posting their own comments, aren't you?
>>44500652That happened to me in an IRyS stream before, next stream is gonna be alright maybe
fauna did this at bunkeronii
lmao there's no way Mori did this prankThis is the prank EVERYONE wants to do but never does
MORI RUINED THE HIGH SCHOOL
RUN ALONG LITTLE PIGGIESFUCK YEAH, TEXAS
mori was the third pig
Goomba...
>>44500703focus on the collab mori
my school had a 'mini-farm' type of thing so i freed the cows and one didnt run but one cornered two girls behind the gym and they had to go up the storing equipment to hide from it
setting pigs free as a highschool prank is such a trope.
>For a class prank, I cloned myself twice and ran around schoolTRUE
1 to 4
literally everyone has heard this
>>44500837Nah this is true
This is false, this is what Mori knows the Stacie's did and wish she was part of their group.
>>44500710cute
Fauna did that to Kronii but Kronii was a complete wet blanket about it...
HOWAITO PIGGU GO HOME
>>44500686Why did you dramatized Ames so much?
>>44500282She even met them later and they took pictures with her because she was a cute foreign woman speaking Japanese while wearing a costume.
>Gura's fake laugh on Mori's story >She clearly heard the meme before and its cringing hard
>>44500872those pigs? all me.
Mori was the 3rd pig she just didn’t know
>i live in texasDoxbeatprime...
>American moment
>>44500845The seniors at my school broke a gong.No more senior pranks after that...
It's true, Mori's family does have a farm
This is just an old farm town joke
>>44500708<3<3<3
Kiara let the fucking jokes die Jesusss
ame you can talk...
Nice lie mori…
I need a hololive edit of this please
Damn, this is what a Texan looks like?
This prank is so overdone. What you want to do is actually release 4 pigs that are numbered properly, so they think there's one more because everyone knows about this type of prank.
>I come from Texas
>50 miles
>>44500478My hope...
>>44500881It's THE legendary high school prank. It was even when I was a teen.
>85 mins>0 points>0 points>0 points>0 points>0 pointsMyth.................
>Mori
Those poor pigs...
>>44500710>ever doubting the girl who has a degree in Kiaralogy
>>44500858god fucking damn it mori
>>44500828>gura is a hikki with no life experienceyes, pretty much
horses?
>>44500906this is totally something an attention seeking teenager loser would do
LETS GOOOOOO
My school had some seniors brought in goats or horse into the boys locker room for a pranks
>I live in TexasMORI NO
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 0 YEARS OLD CALLI
ah yes the senior prank of the ages
Do you think any of the EN girls ever participated in pig wrestling?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HZaq4HXw0U
>>44500712fucking kek
This kind of prank would hit state news to be honest
>exactly 3 pigs>my unclethis is too rich for my blood
If its only animals it's a ranch it's only a damn farm if there's crops
the only things texas has is feral hogs, not farmed hogs
>>44500908Kronii is a wet blanket no matter what.
>>44500686>randomlyGura was also in a shit position. Actually, none of them were doing well in life except Ina.
>I LIVE IN TEXAS>MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS--Mori, fucking stop
>>44500800Based 2020 poster
>>44500908Fauna released Kronii's pigs?
>>44499432Ina is the most boring girl in the world, it's cute.
>human farmsMORI?!
CounsinReap is cool
>I'm from TexasWHAT THE FUCK I thought Mori was from Underworldian Texas????????????????
>>44500613I believe Kiara did too, at rock bottom and got the instant response to get in
>>44500787Mori is literally a movie character
False story. "Lets go" only came into being a thing in the last like 5 years. No way that was his reaction.
NOBODY MAKES FUN OF TEXAS
>Only 3 pigsShould have been 30-50 feral hogs
>>44500957Skeuomorphic Twitter my beloved
>>44500692Wasn't Kiara introduced to them much later than the others first met?
>>44500710First girl always wins.
>>44500703Haatonchama...
texas is bigger than austria btw
Best senior prank i've ever heard of was using desks to block off the entire main hallway and singing Les Miserables music
>>44501026What's the difference?
>>44500858ISREAL
>>44500690i need more zetamin
Ame don't let Gura trigger you, say something
>fuck you texas
>letting their livelyhood loosepigs cost a fortune
>>44500872I thought she liked horses
>>44500991Literally everyone knows
>>44500844Pigs are really cool. They're smart and form emotional bonds similar to dogs. Also they taste better than dog.
>>44500952what did anon mean by this
CAHM ON AME, BRING THE CHRISTMAS STORY.
>>44500958genius
This contains a lot of info that is actually true...
>you get permission from stafflame
>>44500909>ly>love you
>>44500908>>44500880Right, THAT is why I remember this 1 2 4 thing.
>>44500988go on
>>44500919Gura doesn't get to talk about cringe. She lives off of tiktoks, Instagram reels, and YouTube shorts.
Mori’s Uncles farm? Thats where my childhood dog is right bow!
>>44501026Texas is the underworld
>prerecorded prank
The classic one here was to get a cow and leave it on the second floor of a building.
>>44500828Gura is literally the poster girl for sheltered disney white girl
>>44500954YesEverything Texas is bigger
>>44500436You can pretty much always predict the last story then.
>>44501062AND FUCK THE LONE STAR STATE
>>44500958your supposed to give the pigs rabies first
>>44500938yeah but that's a cotton farm.
Who is This?
>>44501006roruThey must be the Tyson family
>>44500932But that's just vandalism.
>telling staff about your senior prankweak, we just fucking rolled in with like 100 tents and camping gear and set up shop for the day
In my highschool someone set off fireworks in the main hall and all the basketball-americans ran away screaming thinking it was gunfire.
>>44500690based
Who was being pranked?
>>44501053kek
imagine the smell
Mori ran with 2 pigs at school lol xD lmao
>>44501041that man was so justified
People bullied the fuck out of Mori in high school, no fucking way she pulled off a prank that belongs in the 1980s
>yeah man the school totally let me do itMori please...Ina's gonna give you a pity "true" but you could have at least tried
>>44501093yes and I’m in love with her
>Ame thinking this is the most cringe thing in history
>>44501072Koreanon...
No one would allow thatComplete bullshit
>>44501011there's several blue dots in texas there, bucko
>>44500999ame did
CLEAN IT JANNY
>Gura just straight up grilling Mori right nowGod, I can't wait for her to call out her bullshit
>>44500828it's an important part of who she is she's just like me frfr (with lots of money)
>>44501106>Not mattress in the poolThey have to use a crane to get it out
>>44500844This shit is amazing when you're a dumb senior
Post games you wish Hololive EN would touch, but know they never will.
>>44501026Underworldian texas, Texas for short
>>44501019Fauna named 3 cows 1 2 4 and released them in Bunkeronii.
SMELL MENTION
>like a steaming dump bro
>>44500710Gura was so close to doubting it but then changed her mind for some reason
Gura..?
>gura>smell fact
Gura please...
>gura shit facts
>>44500774China used this strategy for their stupid fucking balloons too
>Kiara.>Talks about poop.
>I had to clean it upOKAY THIS IS TRUE
thank you gura
The more you know!
>>44500478BASED
>WHAT DOES PIG POOP LOOKS LIKEKIARA???>PIG SHIT FACTSGURA???????????
gura smells fetish strikes again
HUH?????
>>44500774>>44500780I never hear of this story before and currently being blown away by the sheer audacity of it.
Gura's trivia
>Asked for permission to do a prankPeople in my high school just took shits in the library
why is gura so knowledgeable about poop
>What did the pig's shit look like? Can you describe in detail?Fuck's sake Kiara....
gura with the poop trivia on decksasuga
This is 100% pig shit
>>44501051you sound like a faggy theatre kid, kill yourself
kiara?????
>Gura sniffs shit
>>44501051The class above mine released thousands of bouncy balls. The class above them somehow put a cow on the second floor of the gym
gooba?!
>>44500710Shame how many people in this thread also believe her story to be true
that fourth pig? yeah, me.
ame just waiting to say bullshit
kek
>you tell the schoolThat's not a prank
pigs are definitely dangerous
wtfwhy is Gura obsessed with smells so much??? she's always talking about the smell of things
>It has been a year since the last poop-themed Myth full-gen collabIt's been too long.
The seniors at my school greased the floors in front of the stairs as their senior prank.
Is... is no one calling her bullshit out of pity?
Guras scat facts
>>44501011how old is this image? fucking 1900?
>>44500915because my wife has suffered the most
>>44501163>They have to use a crane to get it outYes they did.
Pigs can be extremely dangerous, Kiara.
>>44501213That's what she shovels in her spare time
What the fuck is wrong with Americans
BRICKTOP NO
>movies where people get PIGGEDjesas
>>44501051>Les MiserablesLONDON
What if someone hurt the pigs? Pigs are expensive.
Lol mori you suck at this . Next thing she’ll say she respects deadbeats
Mori... you are supposed to make it sound fake, not just tangent about it.
What the fuck is this convo turning into?
>>44500478what the fuck is this normalfag shit?
>>44501208Okay, but what was the prank?
I also watched Snatch
I fucking love Snatch bros. Watchalong when?
Pigs taste and smell similar to humans when they're burnt
>>44501204>he doesn't know the smellcityslickerchama...
THE PIGS ATE THE KIDS
>1.5 horus of the off collab has gone byI'M GONNA LOSE IT, HOW FAN HAS IT BEEN, GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT /hlgg/.
ame you can fucking talk ffs
>>44500780she did say she got the idea from the internet
THIS IS ANOTHER MOVIE STORY
I haven't gotten to use this in over a year.
>>44501061You can buy Yorkshire piglets for like $80 some seasons.
>>44501270Lotst.American
I want to watch Gura but I don't want to watch MythWhen are these shitty collabs ending
>Mori watches cartel executions using pigs
There was always a rumor about kids doing this when I was in school, but with chickens, but it never actually happened.
>>44501275Based taste
>>44501283but what if it is fake?
For my senior high school prank we super glued a dildo to the forehead of this statue of a greek guy that was in the main-yard, we didn't warn any of the staff about it thoTo this day you can still see the damage/residue the glue left behind
pigs will eat anything is a myth, that's only when they're starving
Kiara my sides
>>44501300It's honestly felt like hours...
HAATON DOXX
Definitely expected a better lie from Mori, this is such a generic "senior prank" story in America
>>44501300pure kino
Kiara WHY
kiar.....
Oh right, I didn't consider that
Mori's Uncle?Ed Gein
>>44501204S-sametori..bros..?
>>44501137100% Feral hogs are fucking evil and should be killed on sight
>>44501208Damn, they have entire schools for retards now?
>They're probably dead by now
>>44501300kino, unless you're a teamate then you want to murder the audio technician
>Keep pigs as pets instead of using them for foodI hate Americans.
Do you know what Nemesis means?
>>44501316just fucking watch the stream nigga it's fun
Kiara wtf
Jesas Kiara
IRyS' birthday is in 20 minutes
holy shit please just move on from this obvious lie
>the one interested in pig shit is the Germanic
>mori wont doxx the pigsFalse
Well we now know the is a website
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLsWMdxTMcw
>>44500640>can speak Japanese>can make music, sing>overall aesthetic almost perfectly fits the model she'd be givenShe was a deal they couldn't pass up in a million years.
Kronii has been in Japan for a month and had her surgery there. Her friends are flying over to take care of her.
BIG RRAT:EACH MEMBER HID AN EN3 HINT ON THEIR FAKE STORIESMORI'S IS THAT THERE IS A PIG GIRL
>>44501311>he doesn't watch streams
YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA HAVE PROBLEMS MOVING A BODY. THEN I HEAR THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO FEED THEM TO PIGS.
>>44501304shes trying to remember another episode from 1000 Ways To Die to tell as her story
>THEY'RE PROBABLY DEAD NOWJesas Kiara
>>44500637Yes
I already know your high school don’t worry
>this guy is a member of the Mori family
>>44501227Mine painted a small blue wall white. For some reason, the school found this a very big deal
kek Ina
no gura pigs are very clean
>>44501316Don't lie to us pig fucker
>they were cleanthe story always has them being greased so it's troublesome to catch them
>>44500958Woah
Alright, that was a clean swerve.Well done Mori
>>44501270You sound like you're cruisin for a bruisin' misterYeehaw.
>poopoocaca
>Mori worried about doxxok, this is false
poo poo caca mention
PIGGY LOVE
>>44501358we use them for food too
>>44501354Ame has the best stories though.
>>44501234In my defence, I only wanted to believe it because that would have been hilarious.
Haatons...
>>44501354how is their fault she's barely talking
WHY IS GURA SO OBSSESSED WITH SMELL. GURA IS A STINKY SMELLFAG.
why is there no pig themed holo?
>Gura with all this farm knowledgeThat's my shark
>American noises>bonebros activated
>>44500958Actually what you do is starve one pig before you release it at lunch time
POOPOOCACA
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iYcyRUCah2I
Kiara… That’s Mori’s family….
>>44501124Well it wasn't that they wanted to break the gong, it's just that despite all the band kids involved the person who hit the gong when staff walked in didn't know that you can't just hit a gong you have to warm it up. They might've used the wrong mallet too idk, I didn't go to school functions I played CSGO all night and came in as late as possible.
>this stream has only further confirmed my suspicions of gura being braindead
>>44501358my cousins kept one as a pet until it got big
>>44501358Pigs are highly intelligent and also very affectionate you fucking fag.
what the hell is bukkcaca
They're gonna overlap IRyS....
>>44501167Hilda my beloved
THIS. THIS IS WHY BONEBROS EXIST.
>>44501381actually she is staying with me
>>44501437Haachama....
>>44501311Poop is comedy and 2021 /vt/ had no sense of humor.
I hope this doesn't work on Kiara, even if she's not familiar with American stuff
Is Ina drunk?
50 miles is a long way to transport pigs without a licence... Mori may be admitting to a crime...
>>44500866Nice tits
>>44501349Not the kind of feast I was expecting
Found the paper
>>44501204I will never forget how naturally they talked about bird poop together during the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA collab without missing a beat
Our class just wanted the fuck out of school so we didn't do shit
Okay this is true
>>44501313For real? I want a pet pig!
my senior prank was a bunch of cups of water in the hallway...
kayfabe is dead
the doxxbeat prime...
>>44501365No it's not, Myth has terrible chemistry, they're worse than the sum of their parts
>kinda dox'ySAYS THE DEADBEAT QUEEN
>>44501430>GURA IS A STINKY SMELLFAG.Gura would get wet if you called her that.
>>44501465poopoocaca
>Kinda doxxy
>>44501384Yeah, I got a job and my shift is the same time she normally streams during. The VODs are too long for me to regularly watch too.
>Mori worried about dox Not sure if real or not now.
>Mori worried about doxxobvious lie
DOXXBEAT PRIME CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>44501461PIG LOVE
>>44501358we do plenty of both
>>44500438The internal scream I had was almost an external scream.
>>44501369false>>44500478
>>44501382>Lightning girl >Vibrator girl>Idol>librarian
>>44501467They are also very tasty.
>>44501475Southern girls make due
>>44501300It been kino.
ame just chillling...ame talk pls
>>44501461Then what happened?
>ame has touched a pig beforeYJK
Gura's voice sounds real here
>>44501316/qa/ lost
>>44501470its just ames story and point counting left maybe 5 minutes at worse
>>44501206
https://poal.me/kmdi58https://poal.me/kmdi58https://poal.me/kmdi58https://poal.me/kmdi58
>>44500844She's a Texan. pig rasslin' is the thing to do
>Doxxbeat prime caring about doxx
Holy shit I forgot Ame was in this collab.
Alright, who's the VA that took over Mori?
>Ame has touched a pigof course
>>44501167stop posting this, you're gonna make me play it one day
Ame touched pigs in her life
>>44501371>the one who actually knows about it is american
>>44501394I should rewatch that. I hate the main character though
>>44501470she'll wait probably. Gura's waited for Tempiss before
>>44501547Yeah, me
>TrueInner...
We were gonna set 100 chickens free in my highschool for our senior prank but we heavily underestimated how we'd get 100 chickens so we didn't do that
>It wasn't *just* duct tapehuh?
>>44501437Hey, we have the slampig Haachama
>>44501237>immediately just says falselmaoooooooooooooooooooo
>>44501577Yeah, me
gullible Ina
Nah that fucking tape wouldn't hold and it's coarse, not peach fuzzy
if mori actually did this she would have said it before
>>44501482'<>2021 /vt/ had no sense of humorRhombus is still one of the funniest things this board has made to date
>people actually saying true
>>44501358Yes I keep guns AND pet pigs and you can't stop me.
>>44501554Anybody got the Mori soundpost for this?
>>44501545then he went to live on the farm :)
They're talking about pig touching!? Pigs are actually really nice to pet and they really enjoy it too. I wouldn't have one for a pet but when I got to the agriculture fair, I make sure to give those big ole guys a nice pat pat.
>>44501577yeah, me
>>44501572's Calli
>>44501554>not the gura version
>>44500478Cope and seethe, Irystocrats. She's mine now
My gullible dope...
>>44501534A black girlEN Aloe (not menhera this time)Wawa's new friend En Watame
so teamates what's your excuse for ame being so quiet during this collab???
>>44501167idk maybe fauna on subahibi
>>44501554
>>44500052>>44500115...I was being sarcastic
>you can trick Kiara if you're enthusiastic about your lie
gullible women....
yeah, she was real excited about getting scammed
>Pity trues
>>44501381Stop it
>>44501358>3rd worlders are so sad they have to eat their pets
>>44501640abayo
I am predicting it nowAme's story will be another near death experience, and Mori will lose her shit once again.
>>44501550this is literally how Gura always sounds
my dad's senior prank was disassembling the principal's motorcycle and reassembling it on the roofand flooding all the gas lines in the school by hooking a sink up to the gas outlet in the chemistry lab, but he didn't tell the school about that one
investigators.....
>>44501572Morpo
>>44501640holy shit is that real?
100% True
>>44501509Go back nijifag
Teamates…
AME!?
>i almost diedIt's all so tiresome
ALL 3 OF THESE ARE JUST AME ALMOST DYINGWHAT THE FUCK
>Ame story>near deathMANY SUCH CASES
>>44501640God pigs are cute
True.
Teamates...
Ame...
Teamates, explain
TEAMATES?
What the hell Ame
Don’t fall for it Wawa..
Ame sure likes almost dying
GIVE ME THE LOLI AME
AMEALMOSTDIEDAGAIN
Teamates??? Explain!
That alligator? Me.
true and based
That alligator? A teammate
>>44501638THEY ARE TERRITORIAL AND LOUD
EXPLAIN TEAMATES
TEAMATES EXPLAIN?????
TEANIGGAS EXPLAIN
Yeah, me
wtf teamates
>>44500652get fucked greyfag
melier....
THAT ALLIGATOR? ME
>>44501499my senior year was cut off 2 months early because of covid
this is a lie because ame doesn't live anywhere near alligators
Her life was in danger again...
Ame.....
>Ame almost got killedwhat a surprise...
TEAMATES WHY DID YOU DO THIS?Also 3/3 for Ame stories about nearly dying
>>44501666Learn Humor anon
INVESTIGATOR HATE
Fake and gay
>>44501534lightning girlapple girlcat burglar girlpig girldigital painter girl
Yeah, sorry.
Investigators explain
WTF how would an alligator wield a spoon?
>>44501437There's haachama. I hope if they ever do an orc girl, they don't make her the pig holo, as that'd mean no western orc holo
WHAT?AME WHAT??
>>44501675>Holospy here
>someone saved ame from dying rather than her just living by dumb luckFake story.
Ame's mom chased me away...
Ame what the actual fuck
Sorry, that was me.
wtf
okay, THIS is a lie.
>>44501579Gura's a southern gal.
I can't believe this one
teamates what the fuck
>>44501576Go for it, 3DS emulation is only getting better and Stella Glow is one of the best games on the console.>Come for Hilda>Stay for Popo
classic ame
IT WAS ME
cant wait for Ame's final story where she actually dies
>>44501640thought this was going to be one of those slaughterhouse killing webms
>>44501640>that fucking cheeky lookHOW
>near death story>Mori laughs AGAINkek fucking stop
fucking investigators
No wonder she’s terrified of her fans
ame got all her stories from florida man posts
>Ame: [near death experience]>Mori: KEK
>>44501640Isn't there an edit of this with an anime girl?
>>44501700AME ALMOST DIED THREE TIMES
Ame!?
>>44501640kek
>Investigators tried to eat loli Ame
>cunnyseur investigatorsnahone
So Ame's from the south?
I'M SORRY OKAY SHE WASN'T IN HOLOLIVE BACK THEN
This is 100% BS
That was Joseph when Ame stopped playing Nier
>>44501659Your Gura brought back sad memories to Ame, fuck you
WHICH TEAMATE TRIED TO TAKE LOLI AME?
"What bathing suit were you wearing, Ame!" - Kiara
that was the day Investigators learned their place
>Where was YOUR mom, Ame?!Leave her alone, Gura. Christ...
>ANOTHER ALMOST DIED AME STORYBros there's simply no way Ame is this cursed. Did her dad pump and dump a fucking witch or something?????????
I believe all of ame's stories
>alligatorcould Gura and Ame have....possibly....
>>44501640you're gonna get banned for dox, buddy
>You are living in the timeline where Ame survived almost dying 500+ times
ame almost died...again
>mumAme really is Bri'ish.
>>44501759A fucking Sasukemate
investigators explain
Reminds me of the dude that smacked the fuck out of a gator with a frying pan...
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES TEAMATES
>>44501674Kronii Love!
Uhhh i can explain...
Ame had more adventures and near-misses in childhood than I've had my whole life
>all ame's stories are about almost dying>currently next to a personification of deathpottery
THE FIRST TEAMATE.
>>44501288newfag leave
Ok ame lol
Was Ame a Floridian?
This sounds like a real goddamn story Ame, and that's terrifying.
ame lived in florida?
WTF AME????YEAH ME
used condoms?
I believe it
>>44501385kek called it
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
FLORIDA WOMANHAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH
MORI DIES LAUGHING AGAIN
AME?!
>from an alligatorTeamates, explain yourselves
>>44501640heh lazerpig
>Ame pokes an alligator>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mama chased off an investigator from raping amebelievable
>Ame almost dying as a child againHome...
>Ame nearly dies>Again>Lives around gators (Possibly floridian)I get it now... Ame is actually Vesper's sister. it's all connecting.
>east coast >alligatorsAHHH MY INNER DOXBEAT IS COMING OUT
I was unable to post earlier but I just want to say that Mori got all 3 of Kiara's stories right. They fucking are.
>>44501761Wooden spoons are scary.
>Teamate gets defeated by a wooden spoonthey don't send the best, do they?
>East Coast>Bodies of Water>AlligatorsSausga Doxxbeat Prime narrowed it down to Ame's childhood home.
Story #424532 of Ame's almost-death
yeah Ame is lying gators are basically only in Florida, Louisiana and like Alabama
AAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FALSECOME ON AME I KNOW YOU ARE IN RISK OF DYING EVERYDAY BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH
>place where alligators may have been>the implicationNo wonder ame has such crazy stories lmao
Investigators almost kidnapped cunny Ame
I missed it did she say she was on vacation? Alligators aren't around in the west
It's true!
>>44501640thanks ame
>>44501870based
HOW OLD WAS AMEWHAT COLOUR WAS HER SWIMSUIT?
false, ame didn't have any friends
Why do people say Myth have no chemistry? This has felt just like 5 friends hanging out.
There’s no gators in Britain fake story
why does ina help ame so much? she always supports her stories, are they both imposters?
>Another near-death experienceAme, how are you even alive
>savedFAKEno one saved her...
i get now why teamates are so vocalis a miracle that ame is still alive
>>44501681ok gaslighter
>>44501870Thank you, I wanted to post this but I was too lazy too
>>44501791>reaper finds near death events funnyWow big surprise
Alright, I don't believe this one strictly because of "Mum" and the whole Alligator motif
>>44501640SLAVA
Gura knows Florida
>>44501907Ohio?
>>44501640post pig getting massage.webm, you know THAT one.
>Investigators attacking Ame
Why the change of heart investigators?
For my own sanity I'm saying this is false
Ame is Floridian, that explains sooooo much
ame literally has an enormous valley girl accent who could actually believe this, plus the holos all know where she lives
>>44501855lol
>>44501640I fuckin love pigs
>>44501828Her family is genuinely gypsy cursed
I didn't know Ame was from Florida
Ame is proof that quantum immortality is real.
no fucking way
>>44501861I know towa's cat but what was posted has literally nothing to do with vtubers or hololive
I wanna give gura mommy senses
>>44501830I survive almost dying by driving every single day
>>44501773
>>44501830>The multiverse is just multiple timelines of ame being dead >All those fake ame that she uses on stream are memories of deceased ame of other timelines
>>44501803Goober and Ame are both Florida Men.
>>44501949sad how that's the giveaway to this story
I’m traveling to New Orleans for the first time in a couple months and I was reallly excited to try eating alligator for the first time but my friends tell me it’s mid
>friend's mom was ready to save AmeAnd Ame's mom?
Except your mom right Ame ahahahah
>Lightning in pool>Waves>AlligatorAme and water are enemies
There's only 15 minutes left
They really needed to do points more often.
>>44501952Antis. 100% of the time it's Antis.
Yeah that's a real story.
I seriosuly can't tell which Ame story is false...
>>44501855HOLY KEK
>>44501803You may be onto something
>all Ame stories involve almost dyingRAINFORESTBROS
>mumShe's Bri'ish
holy shit, parental supervision
>>44501804I mean... Mori's a literal Death after all, to a smaller degree...
>>44501962I did
Its hilarious to compare the contrast of Ame's stories to Ina's.
>>44502010little shit
>>44502002She's just like me, fr fr
>nearly dies in water and the sea and has nightmares about itBEFRIENDS GURA>nearly killed by an alligatorMAKES HER FANBASE GATORSSHE BECOMES ALL OF HER CHILDHOOD FEARS AND MAKES THEM HER PERSONALITY, HOLY FUCK AME IS BATMAN
>>4450194812 and blue>t. alligator ToT
>>44502010yeah me
>gatorsFANSERVICE BULLSHIT
It's kinda weird that in all of Ame's stories her parents are never mentioned.
>>44501972Kiara probably rewrote it
>>44501952council tards jealousy
>>44502027gura...
>>44501907Ame is Florida Woman, it all makes sense
>>44501934Farthest you'll find them is east Texas
>>44501907Nova Scotia
I was with her until the saladNOBODY EATS SALAD AT A PICNIC
>>44501908Gators are kind of stupid. They just lurk the waterside and wait for something small and careless to come by and not notice them.
DID YOU EVEN HAVE PARENTS?
>The pool story is about how she met Poseidon (Poseidon can use lightning too).>The sea story is about how she met Ancient One.>The swamp story is about how she met teamates.
Ame's mom is such a possessive, manipulative bitch.
>>44501358nothing wrong with that
>that mom
>>44502027lol
>Did you even have parents?KIARA YOU CAN'T ASK THAT
>why did your mo-Kiwawa.....
>>44501863Finally got home, huh?
>your mo-- THAT mom
>>44501828How new?
ANOHTER AME MORI STORY
KIARA NOT YOU TOO
This show idea is genius because it's basically just a glorified zatsudan with a point system
>Ame is a florida woman Explains SO, SO fucking much...
>>44502027haha...
>Someone explain Florida to meIt's complicated
>They can be anywhereAre there gators among us?
>>44501913she said the floatie story was east coast so...
The images...
>>44502010kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRJ_tgwyLUM
>>44501952because normally they really don't, but this has been kino.
Dinosaurs?
>why did your mo- that mom...wawa..
>>44501952I feel sorry for your social circumstances if hanging out with your friends is like this
>Kiara did it tooOh no Ametori fags? You got a bit too cocky. No one fucking knows Ame
KIARA WHYYYYWHY DID YOU SAY IT
>>44501952Anon have you considered the fact that 90% of people here are completely full of shit?
>>44499508I don't get the "attachment" thing
>>44501640Lol funny pig
>*gets hit with a big fuck-off wooden spoon*>"Wow, rude. Alright, I guess I'll leave. Didn't even want to eat your kids anyway."
>Your mo-ah ah I mean your friend's momI don't think Ame's gonna want to do this again...
>>44502094Holy fuck
EVIL DEATH ROLL...NOW
>>44502134
ame said fuck
>>44502134someone post the gator venting image
>>44502122Yeah, it was a pretty good idea.
watch it, i have a wooden spoon!
https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-attacked-by-alligator-describes-what-happened-all-i-saw-was-this-massive-black-thing.amp>from a few hours agoSHE IS
Gators are big pussies. Crocs, on the other hand...
>>44502134AMOGUS
>>44502094BRAVO YAGOO
>>44501907You know how she "sort of" had parents? I think she may have lived all over the US
That why you give the kids guns
>>44502068So the lightning was fake
ANOTHER LAGWHAT CHANGED
Teammmates are fast as fuck boi
>>44501952they don't normallythey must be drinking
>>44502068
>ame might be a florida womanno fucking wonder
sugoi
ame swearing is so hot
>>44502119>>44502114>>44502152Kiara is so brave
>>44502134Sus
>>44501208Mine peed on the wall next to the urinals.
>>44501952>people
>>44502160what?
Oh Koyori woke up
>>44502149Ogey loner
Ame is always unsupervised
>>44502094>The house fire story is about how she met Kiara>Her many death experiences are about her encounters with Mori
Gators are actually pretty fast, used to have a small one in my backyard
Kiara the helicopter parent...
Ina won't stop defending Ame.
>>44501952this collab has been unusually good to be fair
>>44502141Oh that gator he dead.
>>44501907Ame lived in many places as a kid. She also lived somewhere with a lake that would freeze in the winter that she would walk on.
didnt a woman die last week because a gator attacked her dog and she tried to save it
>>44502094
>>44502155>people
>See a chat message saying Pedestigator
All of Ame's stories are about parental neglect...Teammates....
>>44501863Hey stinky! You're home!
Kiara doesn't know how life in Florida really is huh
>>44500169>Jimmy Carr - Pekora
TEAMATES ARE WEIRD
>>44502134___________________sus___________________
>>44502069It was hot pink stinky
>>44502134sus
LAST POST AND W'ILL MARRY KIARA